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00:00:02This program is rated G and considered acceptable for all ages.
00:00:50Let's get started.
00:00:53Alright, so, are you ready to get started?
00:00:57I am honored to work with you on this merger.
00:01:00I always say a merger is like a marriage.
00:01:03It is my honor to be able to support you through your divorce.
00:01:06So if a merger is a marriage, then my first question before reviewing assets and balance sheets and quarterly reports
00:01:12is...
00:01:13Before we go over you and your wife's history, assets and shared properties...
00:01:18Are you sure you want to get married?
00:01:20Are you sure you want to get divorced?
00:01:23Alright guys, no photos.
00:01:26Yo, come on, seriously.
00:01:28Come on, no photos.
00:01:28No photos.
00:01:29Okay, fine.
00:01:31Did you want to...
00:01:33Where's your better half?
00:01:35I am a better half.
00:01:41Hey babe.
00:01:42Hey babe.
00:01:43Hey babe.
00:01:44Sorry I'm late.
00:01:46You look beautiful.
00:01:49Oh, smooth.
00:01:51What kind of lotion do you use?
00:01:56Yeah, have you set your eyes up.
00:02:00No photos, please.
00:02:02No photos.
00:02:04No photos.
00:02:04Oh God.
00:02:06Oh God.
00:02:08Mrs. Noble.
00:02:10Always a pleasure.
00:02:12Are you meeting Britt?
00:02:13Yes, but I'm surprising him.
00:02:15I'll show myself to the table.
00:02:23Tabby.
00:02:25Oh.
00:02:26Take those.
00:02:30Chewbacca sodas.
00:02:32Top shelf, of course.
00:02:33See your hair together, huh?
00:02:35Hmm.
00:02:36Should've known.
00:02:39Gwen.
00:02:40You weren't just my assistant, you were my best friend.
00:02:43Babe.
00:02:43Well consider yourself fired from both positions.
00:02:45Wait, we were just having a drink.
00:02:47And Brett.
00:02:48It's not what it looks like.
00:02:49My first kiss.
00:02:50My first love.
00:02:51And now, I guess my first husband.
00:02:54Baby, what the?
00:02:55My hair!
00:02:56I want a divorce.
00:02:59Babe.
00:03:01Tabby, wait!
00:03:04Tabby!
00:03:10Tabby!
00:03:14Tabby!
00:03:25Dana.
00:03:31No peeking.
00:03:34Nope.
00:03:35Nope.
00:03:36Happy anniversary.
00:03:40Happy anniversary.
00:03:42Ah, please.
00:03:43Enter the chambers.
00:03:47All right.
00:03:48So, what's on the docket?
00:03:49Claims against the defendant?
00:03:50Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:03:51I thought I was the defendant.
00:03:52No, we're both the defendants.
00:03:53Okay.
00:03:54Go ahead.
00:03:54What do you have?
00:03:55All right.
00:03:55What I got is, for the period of our seventh year of marriage,
00:03:58I bring forward the notice of things piled on chairs.
00:04:02Oh.
00:04:04Things piled on chairs.
00:04:05Yes.
00:04:06Things piled on chairs.
00:04:06Love.
00:04:06Every time I want to sit in a chair, I got to take your stuff off of it.
00:04:09Shoes.
00:04:10Jacket.
00:04:11Hats.
00:04:12Purse.
00:04:13Chairs are meant to be sat in.
00:04:14I would like to sit in a chair.
00:04:16All right.
00:04:17Fine.
00:04:17Assumed.
00:04:18All right.
00:04:19Let me have it.
00:04:20What does the respondent say?
00:04:21No cell phones at the table.
00:04:24What?
00:04:24We shouldn't have our phones at the table.
00:04:25I mean, phones should be left elsewhere.
00:04:28But not on chairs?
00:04:28Never.
00:04:29As dictated by issue A.
00:04:30Okay.
00:04:30Assumed.
00:04:31Oh, hey guys.
00:04:32Lucas.
00:04:33PJ.
00:04:33Are you two working?
00:04:35I thought it was your anniversary.
00:04:37It's our prolonged anniversary.
00:04:38Yeah.
00:04:39We celebrate one day for each year.
00:04:41Seven years married.
00:04:43Seven years, huh?
00:04:44Better watch out for that seven year age.
00:04:45Oh, don't worry, Lucas.
00:04:46We're not itchy.
00:04:47You know the seven year age was actually debunked.
00:04:49Yeah.
00:04:49Recent data shows that divorce peaks at 10 to 13 years of marriage.
00:04:53Oh.
00:04:53Well, so we've got a few more years left.
00:04:55We're good for like three years.
00:04:56So you two are working?
00:04:57In a way.
00:04:58Yeah.
00:04:58Now, and on our anniversary, we like to sit down and go over our relationship grievances
00:05:02and gratitudes and talk them through.
00:05:04I'm a lifelong bachelor, so you're the experts here.
00:05:07And enjoy the champagne.
00:05:10Well, you two have a wonderful anniversary.
00:05:12Thank you, Lucas.
00:05:13Enjoy.
00:05:13Thank you, TJ.
00:05:14Very kind.
00:05:15That was nice.
00:05:16That was so sweet.
00:05:17Okay.
00:05:18So, time for presents?
00:05:20Presents.
00:05:21Now, traditionally, the seven year gift is wool.
00:05:26Oh.
00:05:26Hope you like it.
00:05:27Yes.
00:05:29Oh, Merino wool socks.
00:05:31Well, I figured, you know, you could warm your feet up before you press them up against
00:05:33me in bed.
00:05:34Oh, so this is really a gift to yourself.
00:05:36Sort of.
00:05:36Yeah.
00:05:37I love them.
00:05:37I'll treasure them.
00:05:38Okay.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:39Well, before the seven year gift was modernized to wool.
00:05:43Traditionally, it was copper.
00:05:45You didn't.
00:05:45Ta-da.
00:05:47Oh, babe.
00:05:48I always wanted a copper pot to make you popcorn, and this is amazing.
00:05:51Look at this.
00:05:52Oh.
00:05:53Thank you, honey.
00:05:54Of course.
00:05:55I love you so much.
00:05:57This has been the best seven years ever, you know what?
00:05:59And hopefully the best is yet to come.
00:06:03You know, speaking of best to come, I wanted to have a little chat with you.
00:06:14I thought no cell phones at the table.
00:06:17I'm so sorry.
00:06:18It's just...
00:06:19Okay.
00:06:20Uncle Paul booked me in with a new client at 8am.
00:06:25Oh, excellent.
00:06:26I just got booked for 815.
00:06:28Yeah?
00:06:29Give me that.
00:06:29Yeah, let's get rid of those.
00:06:30Bones, gone.
00:06:31That is absolutely perfect, babe.
00:06:34So.
00:06:35Two.
00:06:36Forever.
00:06:39Together.
00:06:41Sustained.
00:06:57Morning, Ken.
00:06:58Morning.
00:06:59So, confusingly, your 8am is with a reality star wanting a divorce.
00:07:03Oh, that is weird.
00:07:04Um, well, I can refer to the best family lawyers.
00:07:06You're the best family lawyer.
00:07:08Uncle Paul.
00:07:10And that reality star is Tabby Noble.
00:07:13She's on the board of Jackie's Legacy Fund,
00:07:15and she is bankrolling our fundraiser gala next month.
00:07:19Oh, so you want to keep her happy.
00:07:21Yes.
00:07:22But, um, also I know how complicated and public a divorce like hers will be,
00:07:26and I want to help protect her if possible.
00:07:29With you as Tabby's lawyer, this can be quick, easy, a painless mediation.
00:07:33Those are famous last words.
00:07:36All right.
00:07:38Of course.
00:07:45Hi.
00:07:46Oh, I love your shoes. Manila?
00:07:48Oh.
00:07:49Uh, no.
00:07:50Nordstrom Rack.
00:07:50But thank you.
00:07:52Can we get you something to drink?
00:07:54Oh.
00:07:54Yeah, maybe like a green juice and some nori chips on the side?
00:07:58And do you have an LED face mask I could wear while we chat?
00:08:01I find it super soothing.
00:08:03Please give Mrs. Noble a water.
00:08:06Thanks.
00:08:09Tabby, I know this must be a very, very hard time, and I'm sorry.
00:08:11My heart truly goes out to you.
00:08:14I also wanted to thank you for supporting Jackie's Legacy Fund.
00:08:18She was actually, um, a lawyer as well.
00:08:21Family law, coincidentally.
00:08:22Oh.
00:08:23But here at the firm, we focus on mostly contract law and mergers and acquisitions.
00:08:28But you clerked for Judge Westdale for three years, right?
00:08:32And you worked at Miller and Talbot, family law, where you were considered the best.
00:08:35Oh.
00:08:36You've done your homework.
00:08:37I'm not clueless.
00:08:38I just pretended to be on TV for 15 years.
00:08:40And do you know who, um, my husband, um, ex-husband and I are?
00:08:46I don't actually watch much reality TV.
00:08:50Oh.
00:08:51Okay.
00:08:52Well, we were on, um, Noble Living, which is one of the biggest reality shows ever.
00:08:57And then, uh, we moved to the city and we got our own spin-off, eight seasons.
00:09:02Every single one was a hit.
00:09:04Oh.
00:09:04So, the world has watched us fall in love, grow up, get married, make mistakes, struggle
00:09:12to get pregnant.
00:09:13Oh.
00:09:14I'm really sorry.
00:09:15So, we have been in the public eye and working since we were 16.
00:09:19And, and now?
00:09:21Right now?
00:09:22Yeah.
00:09:23Um, now we are, we're on a hiatus right now.
00:09:28Wow.
00:09:29Yeah, we're just looking for the right fit for us in the current flailing content environment.
00:09:35Debbie, are you sure?
00:09:37Are you sure you really want to be divorced?
00:09:40I mean, I was looking at your file.
00:09:41You've been married for 10 years.
00:09:4316 years together.
00:09:44I mean, there's a lot of love there.
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:46But, love is like fame.
00:09:49Falling feels like flying until you hit the ground.
00:09:55Okay.
00:09:56Listen, speaking of, speaking of flying, I, I really think it's best if we just fly under
00:10:00the radar.
00:10:01You know, let's just keep this quiet.
00:10:03No big scenes.
00:10:04Let's really just try to, just stay level headed.
00:10:07Definitely.
00:10:09But also, he cheated on me with my best friend.
00:10:12Okay.
00:10:12So, I want everything.
00:10:13But mostly, I want him to hurt.
00:10:20Okay.
00:10:24This is why I love family law.
00:10:27Morning, Jared.
00:10:28Your 815 is here.
00:10:29Okay.
00:10:29Who is it?
00:10:32Oh.
00:10:34Okay.
00:10:37Mark.
00:10:39Brett Noble.
00:10:40Know who he is?
00:10:41I know who he thinks he is.
00:10:42493.
00:10:45494.
00:10:48495.
00:10:50496.
00:10:53497.
00:10:55498.
00:10:56Mr. Noble.
00:10:58499.
00:11:00500.
00:11:02Woo.
00:11:05Brett.
00:11:06I'm Lois Gale.
00:11:08This is Mark Trivick.
00:11:09Hey guy, can I get a green juice?
00:11:11Thanks.
00:11:11Yeah, sure.
00:11:13Maybe we can get you some Nori chips.
00:11:14Maybe an LED face mask.
00:11:16Oh, yeah.
00:11:16Love it.
00:11:19Great.
00:11:21So, Brett.
00:11:22Yeah.
00:11:23First things first.
00:11:27You cheated?
00:11:28I didn't cheat.
00:11:30It was all tabby.
00:11:31I mean, she lives for trauma.
00:11:32Brett, look.
00:11:34You can lie to your therapist all day long, but I think it's not in your best interest to lie
00:11:38to your divorce lawyer.
00:11:39You see, you and I are, we're working together now.
00:11:41We're a team.
00:11:42And as a team, you're gonna have to have some mental fortitude, grace, and we're gonna have some harsh truths
00:11:46back and forth.
00:11:47You get it?
00:11:48Alright, yeah.
00:11:49I dig it.
00:11:49Let's sign some papers and get this divorce started, shall we?
00:11:53I, I...
00:11:55Okay, so before I do that, I'm gonna ask you two questions.
00:11:57Okay.
00:11:58First one is this.
00:11:59Are you sure you want to get divorced?
00:12:01Mm-hmm.
00:12:01The second one is, you don't see any chance the two of you could be happy together again.
00:12:05Oh, I'm not happy, so why should she be happy?
00:12:08Oh, hey, listen, I got CrossFit, but, uh, before I go, Tabby and I don't have a prenup and, uh,
00:12:13I want everything, so...
00:12:14Well, be that as it may, Brett, New York is a no-fault equitable distribution state, so...
00:12:18Yeah, but I want everything, so...
00:12:22Oh, and, um, I want a sewer.
00:12:25On, on what grounds?
00:12:27Emotional damages.
00:12:30CrossFit.
00:12:35All the NDAs are signed, no leaks.
00:12:37Yeah, no, I'm gonna... Listen, I'm gonna talk about approach here, Lois, and Brett thinks he's gonna get everything.
00:12:42Then get him everything, or at least as many billable hours as you can.
00:12:45Cause lawyers aren't known for their integrity.
00:12:55Popcorn cooked in my new copper pot.
00:12:58Oh, eaten with my new socks on.
00:13:00Oh, look at those.
00:13:02Okay, so, nutritional yeast and coconut oil for you.
00:13:08Don't ask me why.
00:13:09And, uh, caramel and toffee for me.
00:13:11Perfect.
00:13:13What do you work on, Beth? What's this?
00:13:15Oh, nothing, it's just a... just a new case.
00:13:18I'm kinda taking one for the team.
00:13:20Mm-hmm.
00:13:20It's not... not worth talking about.
00:13:23But trust me, I got a new case, too.
00:13:24My client?
00:13:25He's sober.
00:13:26Really?
00:13:27Yeah, really.
00:13:29When did you start watching this?
00:13:31Oh, it was... it was just on.
00:13:35And now, I guess, my first husband.
00:13:37Honey.
00:13:39Guess he got into the spirit.
00:13:40That's a joke, right?
00:13:42It was good.
00:13:43Pretty good. Stand up, babe.
00:13:44It is with great sadness that we have made the difficult decision to divorce.
00:13:49We look forward to moving on with deep kindness and gratitude for everything that we've shared.
00:13:57Love you guys.
00:13:58I mean, I gotta say, this hurts.
00:14:01So, we request respect for our privacy.
00:14:05Why are they making statements? This is...
00:14:08I mean, that's gonna be a mess.
00:14:10The repeat.
00:14:13Hmm.
00:14:17Oh, it...
00:14:19Yep, look at that.
00:14:22did you know about his statement no come on lois of course not and the guy's a celebrity like
00:14:27wrangling a snake we'll keep him in check mark you got him for partner did you give approval
00:14:31for tabby to release an announcement no i did the literal opposite oh then clean this up please
00:14:38the press are gonna rip her to shreds all right i'm on it
00:14:46sorry babe that was uh it was my case yeah me too all right what are you gonna watch
00:14:51you wanna watch steel magnolias uh or we could find something else on right
00:15:02you know i um i there's something i'd like to talk to you about okay what is it
00:15:11nothing it's it's nothing it's christmas i mean on our christmas plans i mean are we gonna go to
00:15:15your family or my family i mean i mean we could have everybody come here be kind of nice yeah
00:15:19we
00:15:19can do that wait i almost forgot surprise for you what are you it's for your collection oh come on
00:15:30happy anniversary thank you sweetheart oh it's are you this is the one i've always wanted this is the
00:15:37limited edition fidget spinner are you kidding me i had to switch far and wide oh it's top of the
00:15:43line babe oh thank you babe i love you so much i love you well cats out of a bag
00:15:52i got you a present
00:15:53you did yeah i got you a gift too you gotta close your eyes okay it's a big one your
00:15:57eyes closed
00:15:58eyes are closed all right open
00:16:07so thoughtful i know all right okay let's watch that steel magnolias
00:16:14i love you i love you too
00:16:23hi thank you good morning thank you for coming to me today i'm just so distraught i couldn't dress
00:16:30i just need to stay in and self-care of course yeah i i support that but i heard you're
00:16:36also doing
00:16:37talk shows yeah it's a form of self-care perhaps but it's probably not a good idea but everyone's
00:16:43interested i understand the appeal of garnering fan support but you really need to stay neutral
00:16:48right now why are you so worried it's my job to worry speaking of if you have any skeletons in
00:16:54your closet now would be the time to say skeletons no i'm squeaky clean come on in have a juice
00:17:06i have so much dirt on tabby i don't know where all the skeletons are brett we really don't need
00:17:13skeletons we need mature adults who are committed to an amicable resolution do you know where that is
00:17:23nope
00:17:24of course not
00:17:44hi hey your uncle just scheduled a noon meeting i'll send you the address okay perfect did you find
00:17:49bread yep the process server should be heading there now thanks so much all right i'm sorry i
00:17:54actually have to go but i'll be back later and we can finish up can you get that hello
00:18:08the hells are gonna get ruined
00:18:14are you tabby noble yes but no no no no stop stop tabby don't open that
00:18:18no
00:18:20no you being served
00:18:22oh
00:18:26do you look bro
00:18:29nice quads wait you're brad noble right
00:18:32yeah can i get a picture
00:18:34of course this is for you no no no you've been served
00:18:46she serves me divorce papers at the gym this is my safe space this is where i go to heal
00:18:54can you get your client in line he serves me at home it's just so violating and he ruined my
00:19:01nails
00:19:02this could be a problem dana
00:19:08wait i thought i thought brett was struck by miller and talbot no he met with him so tabby couldn't
00:19:13but ultimately brett went with gail fable and partners what wait who's the lead
00:19:19funnily enough it's mark is this going to be a problem
00:19:28honey this is going to be a problem
00:19:31it's already a problem i mean i didn't want to be on this case to begin with
00:19:35but uncle paul is so protective over tabby she lost her mom to cancer she's on the board of
00:19:39aunt jackie's fund so he just wants to help make this this divorce as easy as possible
00:19:44i could step down no they're picking partners soon absolutely not you've worked so hard for
00:19:48that and i know how much you want it okay um maybe we can make this work how do you
00:19:56figure
00:19:56we both know if they go to other lawyers we're going to track this out make it contentious
00:20:00build them for every last thing right but we we could keep this very simple yeah we can make it
00:20:04the most swift demical divorce possible and we'll do it together
00:20:10i love you i love you let's go let's get started
00:20:33well that went well don't you think really uncle paul
00:20:37well i did what's your takeaway well new york is an equitable distribution state so mark and
00:20:45i both believe it's in everyone's best interest to get this through arbitration asap but both
00:20:49your clients want everything how do you suppose we arbitrate that unfortunately it's not up to us
00:20:55i'm afraid this one's for the court dana i appreciate that you're trying to help tabby and
00:20:59i too want to be supportive but i i don't do court i know and mark throws an added wrench
00:21:05into it
00:21:05and i know how empathetic you are and how personal each case becomes to you
00:21:10but i truly believe you are the right and only lawyer for the job
00:21:21are you going to be able to go up against dana you're not going to go soft on us come
00:21:25on lois
00:21:25i've got this and i'm not going up against dana on the same team and we want the same things
00:21:31back to the gym
00:21:34so you're going to be fighting against your wife
00:21:36well if by fighting you mean engaging in legal due process yeah
00:21:40well i hope you're better at fighting with your wife than i was at fighting with my wife
00:21:45oh and uh by the way my team wants me to run a background check on you
00:21:49that's fine just uh do me a favor and send me a copy of the findings will you listen moving
00:21:53on
00:21:53but i got to go over a list of assets here if we can do that first off i'd like
00:21:57to talk to you
00:21:58about the soho apartment tabby wanted to be in the most expensive neighborhood what about the upstate
00:22:02lake house she wanted a summer cabin says here you own three cars yeah she backed two of them
00:22:08into pools okay but what about it says here wine label clothing company perfume line
00:22:13she's already starting some new business plastering her face all over some new product
00:22:20but i'm over it from now on i'm a solo show yeah check this out
00:22:28noble surge get nobled
00:22:33no maybe now is not the time to invest in new ventures brett
00:22:38so you're really okay battling it out with your husband oh we're not battling we're on the same
00:22:43team we work really well together we're we're solid that's what i used to say about me and brett
00:22:48so be careful so do you want this apartment the house upstate or do you want to sell both and
00:22:53split
00:22:54the cash why do you always dress like you're on your way to a meeting because every time you see
00:23:00me i am on my way to a meeting with you have you ever worn anything from the noble line
00:23:06bring me the emerald lace dress the one with the eyelash trim yes ma'am
00:23:13it's so hard to find good help um speaking of assistance have you spoken with gwen lately
00:23:20gwen are you joking never speaking to her ever again right here's the thing it would be great if
00:23:25i could at least speak with her look brett cheated with her i'm not saying it's going to affect the
00:23:29settlement but it isn't a good look for him so if we could have access to gwen that would be
00:23:33very
00:23:33helpful i mean find her if you can but the last i checked she was incognito mode vanished
00:23:40and no i didn't whack her okay thank you for the reassurance donna corleone
00:23:47all right what do you want to do with the assets assets i want to keep everything it was my
00:23:53brand
00:23:53i was the engine i mean it was always the tabby show brett just followed along trying to keep up
00:23:59oh um by the way my team suggested i run a background check on you that's fine just
00:24:04just showed me a copy of the results that'd be great oh wow look at that that's wow it's very
00:24:12pretty but not me but why be you all the time
00:24:24hey sorry tabby's got me on the clock oh it's that bad huh good to see it yeah i mean
00:24:29it's
00:24:30it's worse her whole life is about being seen as much as possible in the least genuine way possible
00:24:35okay it's called being a celebrity wow and is this new oh it's from the noble collection oh look
00:24:42at you you look fabulous and you are the most beautiful woman i've ever seen and you keep
00:24:46getting more and more beautiful thank you it's so tight i can't breathe okay thank you thank you so
00:24:51much oh by the way i've got a new new orchid out of the collection but the real gift here
00:24:56is that i
00:24:56promise you i will accompany you to the orchid festival this year thank you that means a lot
00:25:02happy anniversary happy anniversary i love you i love you
00:25:09and i wanted to ask you what is it you've been wanting to ask me what do you mean twice
00:25:16now you've
00:25:16been trepidatious about bringing up wanting to talk to me about something and i i just wish you would
00:25:20spill it love dana um okay judging by how uncomfortable you are now i feel like it might
00:25:25be something really terrible no are you going through midlife crisis is your mother moving in my
00:25:30mother's not moving in okay nothing so life-altering that'll never happen what is it tell me we can
00:25:35talk about anything okay all right do you remember the conversation we had before we were married about
00:25:42having children and we both decided at the time that we weren't ready and that we were going to put
00:25:48a
00:25:48pin in it are you wanting to take that pin out yeah i'd like to revisit the idea
00:25:57because because honey i'm ready to have children and i'm one with you
00:26:08you did start this whole thing by saying it wasn't so life-altering
00:26:19oh great oh tabby's going to be on the dr doug show tomorrow so is brett great and uncle paul
00:26:27wants me to be there to make sure there's no undoable libel and lois wants me to do the same
00:26:31mr and mrs c your table is ready thanks dj appreciate it
00:26:39this could go really badly they charmed the nation certainly charmed each other and then
00:26:45charmed a separation that believe it or not it may be fine yeah of course we're just going to stay
00:26:50impartial and we'll keep the fighting to a minimum yeah winning is them settling their horses quickly
00:26:54as oh great here they are but we might need it we'll see how this goes ready what up so
00:27:00tabby what do you
00:27:01say to people who think brett was just learning i say that flirting is cheating well you cheated on
00:27:07me emotionally when did i do that with work you made our entire life about our brand you cheated on
00:27:13me with ambition it sounds like you were just jealous of me because i was always more successful
00:27:17than you maybe i didn't want the success maybe we wanted different things maybe we did but because
00:27:21i want you to not cheat on us that's not grammar whatever good time to take a caller uh good
00:27:26morning
00:27:26gwen you're on the air tabby you were a terrible friend you never supported my dreams
00:27:31what were your dreams exactly to be a fitness influencer slash method actress
00:27:35i practice strassburg i'll be right back
00:27:42what is happening over there social media is tearing tabby apart they're calling her cold
00:27:47angry dana please turn this around okay i'm on it
00:28:02guys let's take another call we'll go to uh joanne blacho in boise idaho hey joanne you're on the air
00:28:08hi i just want to say it is such a heartbreak to be betrayed by the love of your life
00:28:12and your best friend who you trusted the most i mean but for you to admit you have made some
00:28:19mistakes
00:28:19going to take responsibility i mean to be human it's just well you are a hero to me i mean
00:28:25bless
00:28:26your heart you are such a strong and yet vulnerable role model thank you so much joanne that that really
00:28:33means the world to me you can't let me have a moment can you yeah you give me my moment
00:28:40i'm sensing
00:28:41a lot of tension here do you need to take a break thank you for taking my call
00:28:50hi hi i just want to know how joanne from boise has a thick as molasses of an accent because
00:28:56after
00:28:56she retired from her barbecue stand she moved out of the south so she could be closer to her
00:29:00grandchildren ah i thought we were staying impartial we are we are i'm sorry okay it's gonna be just
00:29:06just impartial smooth sailing all the way to a settlement good okay
00:29:13oh great just got our arbitration date in two days right
00:29:27okay
00:29:28snacks check great coffee check no books check
00:29:36there you go love thanks okay okay yeah in the case of
00:29:44chervic and chervic growing their family right
00:29:48do you want me to start or you yeah you can start all right um
00:29:54you know i love you so much you know that right you have all of my heart
00:30:01but i feel like i have so much more to give and we're not getting any younger well you can
00:30:07speak for
00:30:07yourself yeah okay i'm just kidding continue i don't know i i i i feel a shift is happening in
00:30:16me
00:30:17i mean i've always wanted to have kids you know i'm ready i can feel it and i want them
00:30:22with you
00:30:23i want to give you everything you want i want to give you that the house in connecticut with the
00:30:27big
00:30:27garden i want to give you the dog the goat you know i love baby goats i know you do
00:30:32baby honey
00:30:37i really want kids but it is a huge step i think it's the most important decision you make in
00:30:43life
00:30:43and i i just feel like you know for the past 10 years we've worked so hard working our way
00:30:48up in
00:30:48our careers and we're finally on solid footing this is really the issue what if we're not good parents
00:30:57come on we're going to be great parents
00:31:04i'm scared
00:31:08so what if there's a compromise how would you like to compromise let's just get a dog
00:31:13honey we work a ton we can't just leave a dog at home alone all day
00:31:17i had gotten you this anniversary gift you pick the best times don't you the timing's great
00:31:25for the pup okay you're naming our rhetorical dog oliver what's wrong with oliver
00:31:44um hey have you uh had any luck finding gwen yet i think she can really temper bread and help
00:31:49him uh settle this divorce faster we're still looking right
00:31:56you okay boss anxious about arbitration no no come on are you kidding me i haven't been anxious
00:32:02about arbitration over a decade um it's your oh uh meeting for lois the head of reality reel
00:32:12all right do me a favor keep looking for gwen okay yeah you got it
00:32:26ready for arbitration ready for arbitration yeah just
00:32:31all right
00:32:40oh who's the suit a network exec from reality reel meeting with paul
00:32:53tabby brett
00:32:57hello sir hi i'm tabby hi are you flirting with our mediator no flirting with strangers is your
00:33:05job because he's an arbitrator what's the difference ignorant people say what what my point
00:33:10exactly they've been on reality tv since they were teenagers so understood can we please start
00:33:16yeah we'll begin with verbal agreements from each line item to start uh you'll sell the house
00:33:22upstate and split the funds i want the house clearly a sticking point moving on the share
00:33:29department of descano you agree that one party moves out and the other will be compensated agreed
00:33:36so who's moving out she is
00:33:41counselors can you please manage your clients unfortunately this is about as good as it gets
00:33:47then i suggest you prepare for court what what
00:33:53would you just give us one second please mark yeah yeah good job
00:34:01i do not do court you know how i am with public speaking i know honey i know
00:34:10how do i know
00:34:19tabby i know your heart has been broken and i am so sorry but in punishing brett you're really just
00:34:24punishing yourself i mean this could all be done so quickly and smoothly have i mentioned brett's
00:34:28hiding money no you kind of buried the lead on that yeah well he played cards a lot he went
00:34:34to vegas
00:34:34sports gambled are you sure he's hiding money or is he hiding losses one sec
00:34:40this is tabby yeah um we're getting a larger retainer okay also i found one really
00:34:47mm-hmm i just texted you the address thank you
00:34:54perfect i think she's hiding all her money or maybe she spent it all you know she always wanted
00:34:59more fancy things more businesses more brands she took out loans and not always from banks
00:35:07so you were you telling me that her credit score sleeps the fishes fishes i'm gonna call you later
00:35:13okay i gotta go like an aquarium investment or
00:35:23of all the tenements in the world you just had to walk into mine huh you know what i don't
00:35:29know maybe
00:35:30this makes it easier we can just work together who is it hi gwen it's dana chervick i'm representing
00:35:37tabby and gwen i'm uh mark chervick i'm representing brett i'm not talking to anyone that went well yeah
00:35:45yeah they're both here no i didn't say anything and what do i get out of it fine yeah yeah
00:35:54i'll leave
00:35:55out the back i can't name a german shepherd oliver but you can name a doodle oliver dinner prenup
00:35:59specifying no doodles oh i don't really remember that in terms and conditions really because i kind of
00:36:07hi up to you
00:36:11is that gwen whoa i just saw gwen that that was gwen that was gwen that was gwen yep
00:36:21hey kim so gwen got skittish and ran off we're gonna need to depose her thanks
00:36:26it seems to tell me things just got a whole lot more complicated how could this possibly get more
00:36:29complicated you thinking what i'm thinking no matter how terrible this gets me as long as we're in it
00:36:35together oh i was thinking we should have become dentists dentists would have been better but this
00:36:40case does feel like we're pulling teeth hey so um this came for you oh yeah that's probably the
00:36:56background check that tabby ran on me speaking of any word on locating gwen we really need to serve
00:37:02her a subpoena so we can depose her also we look into brett's finances there's suspicion of money hidden
00:37:08or lost got it thank you so much have a good night you too thanks
00:37:16all right
00:37:20i was looking for you
00:37:23invite to the gallery this hosted by paul larson and tabby noble that's not a conflict at all
00:37:30mark and i will be there i'm really proud of you me and jackie would be too
00:37:39i meant to ask you if there was a guy here from reality real well they make a lot of
00:37:45money off the
00:37:45noble's reruns they wanted to know what this divorce is going to cost their brand
00:37:50any thoughts on that besides everyone's dignity i don't know we're in arbitration again tomorrow
00:37:56and hopefully we settle night this came for you oh good thanks it's about on my background check have
00:38:10you found that forensic account to look into tabby noble yet yep just booked him that a boy boy nice
00:38:14work
00:38:18guess who just called the office gwen she wants to meet with you tonight oh lois dana and i were
00:38:24supposed to have all right i'll i'll give her a call back get her on our side we can't afford
00:38:31her
00:38:31testifying against brett and ruining his reputation we could keep him as a future client hey by the way
00:38:36why was the head of reality reload today oh they just needed some hand-holding wanted to be assured
00:38:41that the divorce would be amicable that the brand could be saved all right well here's to fingers
00:38:45cross-repetration tomorrow all right
00:38:59hello hello okay very good well where's my martini and my steak and potato dinner
00:39:05nice to have over a hot stove all day and this is the greeting again
00:39:09uh babe oh sorry that's your thing i forgot i owe you one free pet peeve yeah don't worry i'm
00:39:14banking them honey oh by the way i gotta head out for a quick sec i got a work thing
00:39:17to do
00:39:17but you promised me asian-mexican fusion tonight in old movies the bulgogi tacos are on their way and
00:39:22i will be back before they're delivered see you in a bit
00:39:29luca hey we've been hoping you'd come in i have tickets for you mississippi to my new play oh
00:39:34congrats tj broadway atlantic city broadway jersey can't wait uh listen luca i wanted to ask you a
00:39:42question um you know people right you know people who know people thinking you could put your ear to
00:39:49the ground on tammy nolan whether she's borrowing all any money around town for you and what you did for
00:39:53my tj anything thank you my friend okay
00:40:22what
00:40:27hi hi glenn sorry yes hi thanks for coming i was just going over a legal brief can i get
00:40:34your drink
00:40:34anything to eat um no no i i just want to get to the bottom of this hey is she
00:40:39alone who is she with
00:40:41okay she's with some man but i can't see his face okay try to take some pictures and send them
00:40:45to me
00:40:45okay
00:40:46so
00:40:47so
00:40:57so
00:41:19A little work thing?
00:41:25Hey, wait 10 minutes and serve her.
00:41:27On it.
00:41:29You don't need a lawyer now,
00:41:31but what you do need is you need to be very honest with me, okay?
00:41:35I need to, uh...
00:41:40I need you to vanish.
00:41:42Vanish?
00:41:43Yes, I need you to lie low.
00:41:44I can't afford Tabby to depose you to testify against Brett
00:41:47under any circumstance.
00:41:49Good evening. Green juice and some nori chips.
00:41:52No, no, no, don't take that.
00:41:54Okay.
00:41:54You've been served.
00:41:57Oh, hi, Mark.
00:41:58Hi.
00:41:58Always a pleasure to see you.
00:41:59Long time no see.
00:42:04Can I see that?
00:42:06Yeah.
00:42:10Yeah, you've been subpoenaed to come to arbitration tomorrow.
00:42:12But I have Pilates tomorrow.
00:42:15Gwen, I'm sorry you might have to.
00:42:19You might not make Pilates tomorrow.
00:42:25Little work thing, huh?
00:42:26I'm pretty sure we switched background checks.
00:42:28Oh, yeah.
00:42:29We sure did.
00:42:30You were married?
00:42:31You were in jail?
00:42:40Did you get the nobles to run a background check on me?
00:42:42Because we both know you need to get the dirt, right, honey?
00:42:43But I run due diligence on businesses.
00:42:45There is a big difference.
00:42:46They are corporations, not people.
00:42:48Not according to the Supreme Court.
00:42:49Let's stay on topic here.
00:42:50Because you know what?
00:42:50It's a really big topic.
00:42:52You were married.
00:42:52For a day.
00:42:53At a bachelorette party in Vegas.
00:42:55You were in jail.
00:42:56For five minutes.
00:42:57I'm sorry I missed the no trespassing sign.
00:42:58You also lied about your college GPA.
00:43:00I've rounded up.
00:43:01Who doesn't?
00:43:01Meanwhile, what do you do when you watch TV?
00:43:03You're always not liking those beauty contests.
00:43:05But guess who was Miss Supreme Ann Arbor in 2006?
00:43:07I did it for the scholarship money.
00:43:08Your speech was on world peace.
00:43:10We all make mistakes when we're young.
00:43:12Yeah, like me with the no trespassing sign.
00:43:14Phillip!
00:43:31This isn't us.
00:43:32I'm so sorry, honey.
00:43:33I'm so sorry, honey.
00:43:33What are we doing?
00:43:34We don't fight like this.
00:43:34We don't do this.
00:43:35I love you so much.
00:43:36I'm sorry.
00:43:38You were married?
00:43:39You were incarcerated?
00:43:41Look, I'm sorry about Gwen, okay?
00:43:42I should have told you everything in the meeting.
00:43:44She called.
00:43:44She said, I want to keep it a secret.
00:43:45Look, I've been honest, but I couldn't because, you know, whatever.
00:43:48The point is, this case is driving you nuts.
00:43:50Me too.
00:43:50Listen, we're going to go in there tomorrow.
00:43:52We are going to settle this, and it'll all go back to normal.
00:43:54We're not going to court.
00:43:55No court.
00:43:57Definitely no court.
00:43:58Okay.
00:44:01Okay.
00:44:03Is there any more bulgogi tacos left?
00:44:05Because I'm starving.
00:44:06Sure.
00:44:13So, are you ready for a second chance at a fair deal for both of you?
00:44:16No.
00:44:19Thinking to be reasonable with Tabby today?
00:44:21No.
00:44:28I know divorce is a gut punch.
00:44:30The two of you go into court.
00:44:31It's only going to bring more pain for the both of you.
00:44:35This way.
00:44:44Where's Gwen?
00:44:45Family emergency.
00:44:47It's a well-timed emergency.
00:44:49Are we ready to divide assets?
00:44:53No, actually.
00:44:55After conferring with my lawyer, I've decided I want to go to court.
00:44:59Excuse me?
00:45:00And after confer, uh, conference, whatever, with my lawyer, I want to go to court.
00:45:09Then I guess you're going to court.
00:45:11Yeah.
00:45:23Ah.
00:45:23Good morning.
00:45:25Um, what do you think for the gala?
00:45:27Orchids or these beautiful pink flowers?
00:45:29Well, you do know I love orchids, but pink is the color of breast cancer research, so...
00:45:34You are always the person to ask.
00:45:36We'll do a little mix of both.
00:45:39I wanted to talk to you about the Noble case.
00:45:41Mm-hmm.
00:45:42I've given it my all, but I'm not a litigator.
00:45:45I mean, I'm certain you can find someone much better suited for this.
00:45:49Dana, I believe in you.
00:45:52I also know that you've never met a challenge that you haven't... conquered.
00:45:58And I know that...
00:45:59Tabby needs you right now.
00:46:01She's all alone.
00:46:04Now, I... I... I have a tiny request.
00:46:09Yes.
00:46:12I want you to ask Mark to bring Brett to the gala.
00:46:16Um, that is not what I call a tiny request.
00:46:19I mean, isn't there going to be some conflict? Tabby will be there.
00:46:22Exactly.
00:46:24My thinking is that Tabby and Brett are always their best at big events in front of the camera.
00:46:28And it's not just for show.
00:46:30It somehow bonds them.
00:46:32So I was thinking the gala might be a chance for reconciliation.
00:46:35You really are an eternal optimist.
00:46:37I'd just like to make opportunities out of challenges.
00:46:42Okay.
00:46:42I will ask Mark about Brett.
00:46:46Thank you for the flowers.
00:46:47I'm keeping them.
00:46:53Hey.
00:46:55This is a slam dunk, right?
00:46:58Well, yeah, I mean, Dana doesn't love court.
00:47:00I'm certainly not going to capitalize on it.
00:47:03You're not.
00:47:07Mark, I shouldn't be sharing this with you, but, uh, looks like you're going to make partner.
00:47:13Contingent on winning this case, of course, right?
00:47:15Of course.
00:47:16We need partners who will do what it takes.
00:47:19Well, be that as it may, Lois, I'm going to prioritize what's best for Dana and me.
00:47:24But what's best for both of you is you making partner.
00:47:27Getting a raise, taking Dana to Hawaii.
00:47:29She, she loves Hawaii, right?
00:47:32I can no longer tell the difference between the carrot and the stick.
00:47:36The carrot is my not using the stick.
00:47:42Slam dunk.
00:47:54You know how I am with public speaking.
00:47:56I mean, I get weird.
00:47:57I clam up.
00:47:58I make a face.
00:47:59Honey, your face is adorable.
00:48:02Plus, court's not going to happen for another few months.
00:48:04We'll have plenty of time to prepare.
00:48:06That'd be great.
00:48:07Okay.
00:48:10Plus, you happen to be the only lawyer that I will never use my usual soundbite of.
00:48:15I'd rather be on our side than the opponent's, right?
00:48:18You're on our side than the opponent's.
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:30It's perfect to me.
00:48:32Maybe it'll be our own little baby one.
00:48:35Mm-hmm.
00:48:36Now we've come full circle back to the baby convo.
00:48:38Mm-hmm.
00:48:39Listen, I have been thinking a lot.
00:48:42And are you sure we're ready for it not just to be the two of us?
00:48:48You know, late night ice cream and lazy Saturdays in bed and vacations.
00:48:56Are you really ready to be parents?
00:48:59Honey.
00:49:02Is anybody ever ready?
00:49:09But a lover's glass.
00:49:20Hey, babe.
00:49:21Hi.
00:49:22One coffee coming up.
00:49:24Oh, thank you.
00:49:26Got to describe my bag.
00:49:27Okay.
00:49:30All right.
00:49:47You know, I love you in blue.
00:49:48Oh, love you in green.
00:49:51What's your morning like?
00:49:52Oh, I don't know.
00:49:53Just some work stuff.
00:49:57What were you?
00:49:58Yeah, same.
00:49:59Big day.
00:50:00Yeah, you ready?
00:50:01Yeah, two minutes.
00:50:02Okay.
00:50:02I'll meet you downstairs.
00:50:12Good afternoon, boy.
00:50:15Good afternoon, sir.
00:50:17Whatever afternoon.
00:50:18Good afternoon.
00:50:27Good afternoon.
00:50:56Alright, let's go.
00:51:00I'm so sorry.
00:51:31Gwen.
00:51:32Hi.
00:51:33Seriously?
00:51:34Are you here to offer me another subpoena?
00:51:36No, no, I'm not.
00:51:37Oh!
00:51:39I'm so sorry.
00:51:40Listen, I'm not here as a lawyer, I'm here as a human.
00:51:43Okay?
00:51:44Your best friend of 20 years, Tabby, is going through a really hard time,
00:51:47and she's doing it all alone.
00:51:50Even if you played a part in it,
00:51:51I just really think she could use a friend right now.
00:51:54Oh, I'm so over this whole thing.
00:51:55I am not the bad guy here,
00:51:57and I was promised I wouldn't be, but I will be, if I have to be.
00:52:00I don't think I understand what that means.
00:52:02It means tell Tabby to pay the money she owes me.
00:52:05I can't even make rent anymore.
00:52:10Oh, you left a...
00:52:24Kim, let's run background on Gwen.
00:52:42Hey, babe.
00:52:44Scared me.
00:52:45Hey.
00:52:45How was your day?
00:52:47How was my day?
00:52:50Um...
00:52:50Completely exhausting.
00:52:53Do you have a big meeting?
00:52:56Well, actually, I sat down with Gwen today.
00:52:59And, uh...
00:53:00I talked about your subpoena to help her expedite the divorce.
00:53:03You said she'll do anything to help us both out, so...
00:53:05Are you okay?
00:53:06Yeah, I-I just, um...
00:53:09Yeah, I was just spending the day chasing things down.
00:53:13Come here.
00:53:16Oh.
00:53:17So, I've been thinking about what you said.
00:53:20And I thought, what if I quit my job, and I stayed home with the baby?
00:53:25It'd be fun, you know?
00:53:26I mean, I'd be a...
00:53:28Domestic engineer.
00:53:31So...
00:53:31Hold on.
00:53:32I would be working all day while you're home with our sweet little baby.
00:53:35Okay, well, we could take turns working, and then you could stay home with the baby and Rambo.
00:53:38Who's Rambo?
00:53:39Rambo's our dog.
00:53:40The German Shepherd.
00:53:41I thought I'd get him a nice red bandana.
00:53:43What?
00:53:43Our puppy sounds like he just got back from NOM.
00:53:45I know.
00:53:45I don't even like Rambo.
00:53:47What are you talking about?
00:53:48You tell me you love the franchise.
00:53:50Yeah, honey.
00:53:51It's the same way I say I love watching hockey, or, you know, going to the hardware store on Sunday.
00:53:55Wow.
00:53:56I mean, these are just things you say on a second date, and you're falling madly in love.
00:54:01Oh, so kind of how I feel when we have to go shoe shopping, or maybe you book us some
00:54:05Cajun cooking classes.
00:54:06What?
00:54:07We sit here and we watch Steel Magnolias over and over.
00:54:10That is not possible.
00:54:11Steel Magnolias is an American classic.
00:54:13Okay.
00:54:14All right, fine.
00:54:15So let's do this.
00:54:16Let's compromise.
00:54:17All right?
00:54:17What?
00:54:18We've got Oliver.
00:54:20We've got Rambo.
00:54:21One goat.
00:54:22And baby Chervich.
00:54:24So we'll be working part-time so that we can stay home part-time.
00:54:27Is that enough income?
00:54:29Babe, maybe we need less income.
00:54:32Maybe we need to move somewhere cheaper.
00:54:34We can move to Minnesota near my family.
00:54:35Yeah, or we could go to Ann Arbor near my family.
00:54:37And baby Chervich could be around cousins and...
00:54:40Mm-hmm.
00:54:41I don't know, honey.
00:54:42We'll figure it out.
00:54:43Yes, we will.
00:54:47Oh, great.
00:54:51What?
00:54:52Our court date has been sent.
00:54:53No.
00:54:54No.
00:54:54Next Monday?
00:54:55This is supposed to be months from now.
00:54:57Only Mel was supposed to pull some strings.
00:54:59Ugh.
00:55:00It's okay.
00:55:00It's all right.
00:55:01Hey.
00:55:02It's okay.
00:55:03We'll figure it out.
00:55:04Come here, baby.
00:55:06We'll figure it out.
00:55:08You know, I think things will be a whole lot better once we watch Rambo.
00:55:23Mm-hmm.
00:55:26Mm-hmm.
00:55:28Yes.
00:55:29Well, I did some sniffing around.
00:55:31Turns out she's got quite a few credit lines set up, but with non-banking entities that
00:55:36catch my drift.
00:55:37Mm-hmm.
00:55:38The word is she's a savvy businesswoman.
00:55:40She's got the golden touch.
00:55:43Prince Bunny is the quote.
00:55:46But it doesn't get sent to the bank.
00:55:49So, what are you saying?
00:55:50She's got offshore accounts?
00:55:52Who's to say?
00:55:54All right.
00:55:54Do me a favor.
00:55:54Just keep this between you and me, okay?
00:55:56The lips are zipped.
00:55:58Grazie.
00:55:58All right.
00:55:59Yes.
00:55:59And I will be right here with your drinks.
00:56:01Have a lovely night.
00:56:03Thank you, my friend.
00:56:05See you again.
00:56:07TJ, hi.
00:56:07Missed the scene.
00:56:08I can't wait to see your play.
00:56:10Mark's just down here.
00:56:11Okay.
00:56:11By the way, astronaut of Brett Noble?
00:56:13Seems right.
00:56:14He's got a gambler's spirit.
00:56:16Car games, Vegas.
00:56:17He's a high roller everywhere.
00:56:18So he spent all their money?
00:56:19Nah, more the opposite.
00:56:21Where it is, guy's a winner.
00:56:22Diamond ants.
00:56:23So he's hiding his winnings?
00:56:25Huh.
00:56:26Listen, just keep this between us.
00:56:28Okay?
00:56:28Thanks.
00:56:30Hey, love.
00:56:30Hi, honey.
00:56:32Oh, I'm famished.
00:56:33You're so exhausted.
00:56:34You know what I was thinking?
00:56:35Hmm.
00:56:36Instead of a vacation, we should quit our jobs,
00:56:38we should sell everything we own,
00:56:39and we should just move to Hawaii.
00:56:40Hmm.
00:56:41I'm so game.
00:56:41That sounds amazing.
00:56:42Oh, by the way, Rambo actually also loves the sands.
00:56:46And what will we do with all your orchids?
00:56:47Hmm.
00:56:48Hmm.
00:56:48Solid point.
00:56:49How you feeling about court?
00:56:51How I feel about everything right now.
00:56:53Like, it's just spiraling out of control.
00:56:54Come here.
00:56:56You're gonna do great.
00:57:00But, we've got Judge Clark,
00:57:01who I know well, she's great,
00:57:02but can I give you a pointer?
00:57:03Hmm.
00:57:04Please, I will take all the pointers.
00:57:06Judge Clark likes sports analogies.
00:57:08So, if you can pepper some sports analogies into your statements,
00:57:11that would be great.
00:57:11Wait, what?
00:57:12Judge Clark likes sports?
00:57:13Yeah.
00:57:14Online, she was quoting Proust and playing Dungeons and Dragons.
00:57:16I'm just telling you.
00:57:18Okay, so let's just play this out.
00:57:19What kind of sports things am I actually gonna know how to reference this?
00:57:22You're gonna go something like,
00:57:23oh, this case is a slam goal and par for the field.
00:57:25I think we'll workshop it.
00:57:27Don't worry.
00:57:28Ugh.
00:57:30What?
00:57:31Um, Uncle Paul wants me to ask you if Brett will come to Jackie's gala.
00:57:40But, isn't Tabby gonna be there?
00:57:41I mean, honey, you both know that those two together are like loose cannons.
00:57:46And the night before their court date, what are we talking about?
00:57:47I know, I know, but he truly thinks I could help mend things.
00:57:51You do know I have to do what's best for my client, right?
00:57:56Isn't what's best for your client to attempt reconciliation?
00:58:02Not necessarily.
00:58:07What?
00:58:08Nothing.
00:58:16This new stylist brought some amazing options.
00:58:20Tabby, I really need you to focus.
00:58:22We've got to quickly prepare you for court.
00:58:23Yeah, about that.
00:58:24How formal will it be?
00:58:25A divorce trial can be quite strict proceedings.
00:58:29No, no, no.
00:58:29I mean my outfit.
00:58:30Like, heels, wedges, autumnal neutral tones?
00:58:34Can you please take this seriously?
00:58:35Honestly, you are gonna be asked very prying questions about your marriage, your history, your character, in a courtroom full
00:58:41of press.
00:58:42Yeah?
00:58:43So?
00:58:43I can handle that?
00:58:44I've been in front of a camera for 20 years.
00:58:47I had 3.4 million people watch my struggle to get pregnant.
00:58:51I'm sorry.
00:58:52I...
00:58:53I really can't imagine what that feels like.
00:58:55Yeah, I wouldn't want you to.
00:58:59Do you still want children?
00:59:03More than anything.
00:59:06It's kind of something I've always wanted.
00:59:11What about you?
00:59:13You want kids?
00:59:15Yes.
00:59:16So much.
00:59:18But I feel like it's the biggest decision I'll make in life and...
00:59:22I'm kind of scared.
00:59:24Scared of what, exactly?
00:59:27Scared that...
00:59:28Scared that I'll mess it up.
00:59:30That I won't be a good mom.
00:59:32That...
00:59:33It'll change things between me and Mark.
00:59:35It will change things between you and Mark.
00:59:38I know.
00:59:38And I'm sure in the most magical way.
00:59:41But...
00:59:42For my parents, it changed things and they slowly fell apart.
00:59:47And I just wouldn't want to put my kids through what I went through when my parents were divorced.
00:59:50So, you're unsure about kids because you think you might get divorced?
00:59:55No.
00:59:56Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:59:58I...
00:59:58No, Mark is...
01:00:00I love Mark with all of my heart.
01:00:02He is the best decision I've ever made.
01:00:04I think this is the winner.
01:00:05What about you?
01:00:08Oh, yeah.
01:00:08That's...
01:00:09That's great.
01:00:10It's perfect.
01:00:11Yeah.
01:00:13Brad, come on.
01:00:13I gotta get you ready for court.
01:00:14Bro, I am 3% body fat.
01:00:16I am ready.
01:00:17That's great.
01:00:18I'm glad you're 3% body fat.
01:00:19We gotta go over the issues, man.
01:00:21There are no issues.
01:00:22Everything I asked for should be mine.
01:00:24And it would be if you signed a prenup.
01:00:26No way, man.
01:00:26Prenups are such a bummer.
01:00:27That's distrust.
01:00:28That's not love.
01:00:29It has nothing to do with distrust, Brad.
01:00:31It's called protection.
01:00:32Marriage is not some whim.
01:00:34It's a legal binding contract.
01:00:35Yeah, but that's like make sure all the exit doors work on the plane before the flight
01:00:39takes off.
01:00:40Exactly.
01:00:40That's my point.
01:00:41It's called protection.
01:00:42Yeah, but why get on the flight if the plane's just gonna crash?
01:00:45Okay, you know what, Brad?
01:00:46Just...
01:00:46Can you get down here?
01:00:47And you...
01:00:48Why don't you just...
01:00:49Why don't you tell me?
01:00:51I mean, do you have a prenup?
01:00:53Look at me.
01:00:53I'm a family lawyer.
01:00:54Of course I have a prenup.
01:00:55I never felt like a bad sign, you know?
01:00:57Like a lack of trust.
01:00:58I mean, you're already focusing on the marriage ending before it's even began.
01:01:01No.
01:01:01No, not okay.
01:01:02All right.
01:01:03I'll give you that.
01:01:04If I was to be perfectly honest with you, sure.
01:01:07For one little moment, yeah.
01:01:08Exactly.
01:01:08And why would you want to believe that you'd have to one day protect yourself from the
01:01:11person that you love most in the world?
01:01:12I didn't want to believe that.
01:01:14So why did you want a prenup?
01:01:16I didn't, Brad.
01:01:17I didn't want a prenup.
01:01:19She did.
01:01:21So what's your point?
01:01:23I don't know.
01:01:25Just, you know, don't worry about the Exendors.
01:01:50This shade of red was actually created for me.
01:01:53It's called tabby red.
01:01:54Um, oh.
01:02:05Oh, you look fantastic.
01:02:09This is beautiful.
01:02:11And Jackie would be so proud.
01:02:14And I hope so.
01:02:16So, not to press the issue, but is Brett coming?
01:02:20He's not.
01:02:21I'm sorry.
01:02:22Mark just didn't think it was a good idea.
01:02:24I was hoping for something different.
01:02:25I know.
01:02:28Oh.
01:02:29Excuse me.
01:02:30Of course.
01:02:34So it's Italian silk, and it was-
01:02:36Oh!
01:02:37Oh!
01:02:37And this.
01:02:38My divorce lawyer, Dana Chervik.
01:02:41But she's so much more than that.
01:02:42She's my queen.
01:02:44My rock.
01:02:45She's practically my best friend.
01:02:47Well, I should raise my rates.
01:02:50Um, excuse me one second.
01:02:51Sorry.
01:02:53Hey, sorry to interrupt.
01:02:54My Gwen's background check just came through.
01:02:56And?
01:02:56And.
01:02:57Looks like she just bought a commercial property in Soho.
01:02:59They bought?
01:03:00In cash, in her name, days ago.
01:03:03Days ago, she was telling me she couldn't make rent.
01:03:05Maybe Brett bought the property for Gwen.
01:03:07See?
01:03:07Something's off.
01:03:08Something is fishy.
01:03:09So maybe Brett's hiding money through Gwen.
01:03:11There's a legal term for hiding money.
01:03:13What did the forensic accountant say?
01:03:15They're finishing up.
01:03:16Okay.
01:03:16Just tell them to please let me know whatever they find.
01:03:18Of course.
01:03:19Thanks.
01:03:31Hi.
01:03:32Hi.
01:03:35Uh, you look...
01:03:37stunning.
01:03:38As always.
01:03:40Ditto.
01:03:41I got you a present.
01:03:41Is it Oliver?
01:03:43Where are you, boy?
01:03:44Come here.
01:03:44No, it's not Oliver.
01:03:45Hopefully something just as good.
01:03:47Listen, honey.
01:03:48I just...
01:03:49I just want to say, with all of the fighting...
01:03:51We're not fighting.
01:03:51Yes, we are.
01:03:52And it's okay.
01:03:54There's no one on the planet I would rather fight with more than you.
01:03:57Oh.
01:03:57For free, I mean.
01:03:59Me too.
01:04:00And soon this is all gonna be behind us and it'll just be us again.
01:04:04Yeah, we just gotta get through court tomorrow, right?
01:04:06Are you nervous?
01:04:08I mean...
01:04:08No, but...
01:04:10I'm gonna anxiety spiral anyway.
01:04:12Hey.
01:04:13You're gonna do great.
01:04:15Cause you always do great.
01:04:16I'll be right there with you.
01:04:18Yeah.
01:04:18On the other side.
01:04:19No.
01:04:21On your side.
01:04:22Always.
01:04:24You say the sweetest things.
01:04:27Can I ask you a slightly tangential question?
01:04:30Of course.
01:04:30Those are my favorites.
01:04:32Why did you want a prenup?
01:04:34I...
01:04:35We both wanted a prenup.
01:04:37No.
01:04:38Dana, you're the one who wanted the prenup.
01:04:49Honey...
01:04:51You got bread to come.
01:04:53How did you...
01:04:54Ah, yeah.
01:04:55You're present.
01:04:56Because you said this is the best and I believe in you.
01:05:00So...
01:05:01Now I just gotta figure out how I can keep this guy in check.
01:05:04I'm gonna keep Tabby in check too.
01:05:05All right.
01:05:06Divide and go.
01:05:09Okay, here we go.
01:05:10Brett.
01:05:11Hey.
01:05:12Let's grab you a drink.
01:05:14You clean up good.
01:05:16Hey.
01:05:17Last minute he decides to show up.
01:05:20He's trying to keep me off keel.
01:05:21No, he's just trying to support you and raise some money for cancer research.
01:05:25Or he's gonna do what he always does and make this about him.
01:05:27Tabby, isn't there any benefit of the doubt here?
01:05:29I mean, isn't there any good in him you can still find?
01:05:36Yeah.
01:05:38He looks great in a tux.
01:05:44Hey.
01:05:45Did you order ahead of time or...?
01:05:47Yeah.
01:05:48It's a classy event.
01:05:49Yeah.
01:05:51Yeah.
01:05:52Yeah.
01:05:53Is Tabby looking?
01:05:58Uh-huh.
01:06:00What's her face say?
01:06:02Her face says she's looking.
01:06:04Brett.
01:06:05Oh.
01:06:05Why don't you go over there and just congratulate her?
01:06:11Yeah.
01:06:13Or I could, uh, take the stage and, you know, make a speech about cancer or something.
01:06:16Yeah.
01:06:16You know, it's very gracious of you.
01:06:19No.
01:06:19Don't do that.
01:06:20Yeah.
01:06:20But I can entertain.
01:06:21Hey.
01:06:22Laptor's the best medicine.
01:06:23I think science would refute that.
01:06:25You know what you could do?
01:06:26I think Tabby deserves a nice private hello.
01:06:29Okay.
01:06:29Okay.
01:06:30Could we have a quick sound bite?
01:06:32Uh, no.
01:06:34Yes.
01:06:35Great.
01:06:36Brett, what do you think about the hearing tomorrow?
01:06:37My client actually believes that it'll be a fair and equitable agreement and it'll be
01:06:41reached, so...
01:06:42No, I don't.
01:06:43I think what my lawyer keeps telling me, that he'd rather be on our side than the opponent's.
01:06:48Excuse me?
01:06:52I...
01:06:52Come on, it's just something I have to say to keep the sky in check.
01:06:55It's something you say when you think you're gonna win.
01:06:58Honey, winning would be us never seeing these two people again.
01:07:01You guys are driving me insane.
01:07:06Uh...
01:07:06Are they flirting?
01:07:07I was kinda hoping you showed up.
01:07:09What?
01:07:10I...
01:07:11I missed you.
01:07:11What's happening?
01:07:13That red really...
01:07:14compliments your lipstick.
01:07:18And your eyes.
01:07:19That...
01:07:20is flirting.
01:07:21So maybe we did just win.
01:07:23Yes, we did.
01:07:24I love when you wear tux.
01:07:26Yeah, it's uh...
01:07:27It's camo.
01:07:28Yeah, I noticed.
01:07:29No, sir.
01:07:31Oh, excuse me.
01:07:33Yeah.
01:07:36Excuse me.
01:07:38So we just got the forensic accounting report on Brett.
01:07:41We just got the forensic accounting on Tappy.
01:07:44Right.
01:07:44She has offshore accounts.
01:07:46He has substantial poker winnings.
01:07:48He's invested internationally.
01:07:50Multiple untraceable businesses.
01:07:52He's hiding millions from her.
01:07:55She's hiding millions from him.
01:07:57Guess he's not as naive as he looks.
01:07:59Guess she's not as naive as she looks.
01:08:02Guess not.
01:08:02You were my everything.
01:08:04I'm your everything?
01:08:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:08:06Make it all about you.
01:08:07Always has to be about you.
01:08:08I was invited.
01:08:10No, you weren't about you.
01:08:11You weren't even invited.
01:08:12I was invited.
01:08:13Let's go, let's go.
01:08:13I got an email.
01:08:14It's okay.
01:08:15Let's get you a cold shower.
01:08:16Take a cheese test.
01:08:19Okay.
01:08:20It's okay.
01:08:21I'm sorry.
01:08:25It's okay.
01:08:26Deep breath.
01:08:39Why are you up so early?
01:08:41Why did you sleep on the couch?
01:08:43I guess I just fell asleep out here.
01:08:47Look, about last night, I said some things I regret.
01:08:52And it's not just because I have much wittier retorts in the morning.
01:08:56Okay, noted.
01:09:00Hey.
01:09:01We're gonna figure it out, okay?
01:09:03We always do.
01:09:04Yeah, we always do.
01:09:08So, do you want to take a car over together?
01:09:09I think I just need a minute to, you know, get myself together.
01:09:12I'm gonna go over now.
01:09:14But hey, I got you covered.
01:09:17You're gonna do great.
01:09:18You're gonna do great.
01:09:45Play friendly with the judge?
01:09:47I'm a friendly guy.
01:09:52So what do you think?
01:09:54I think we're gonna do our very best.
01:09:57No.
01:09:57I mean my outfit.
01:09:59I think it screams I deserve all the marital property.
01:10:03Yeah.
01:10:03Is this gonna take long?
01:10:05What, do you got somewhere more important to me?
01:10:08CrossFit's at three, so...
01:10:09Counsel, do we have assets in question and arguments ready?
01:10:14Your Honor, yes we do.
01:10:23Counselor?
01:10:29May I just have one second, please?
01:10:31Take all the time you need.
01:10:38On track the 31st and 11th.
01:10:45Your Honor, due to recent findings, I would like to request a brief recess.
01:10:49We just got started.
01:10:50Now why do you need a recess?
01:10:52I need to perform due diligence as new evidence has been brought to our attention that would
01:10:56affect the financial structure of the settlement.
01:10:58I'm sure the court would hate to see us punch rather than trying an end around.
01:11:05You're in luck that I missed breakfast.
01:11:08Court is at recess for an hour.
01:11:14Give me the address on the commercial property, Gwenbot.
01:11:17Hang tight, I'll be right back.
01:11:18Okay.
01:11:19Okay.
01:11:32Shouldn't you be in court?
01:11:34Yes, I should be.
01:11:35What is this?
01:11:35What is Gwen's glutes?
01:11:37My new Pilates studio slash method acting workshop.
01:11:41So is that what contract 31st at 11 means?
01:11:44Because this is...
01:11:44This is the 31st.
01:11:46And this is your new commercial space?
01:11:47This space?
01:11:48How did you afford this?
01:11:49Did Brett buy this for you with money he's hiding from Tabby?
01:11:52Do I need a lawyer?
01:11:53If you're an accomplice in laundering money, then yes.
01:11:55I'm not laundering money.
01:11:57This was part of the judge.
01:11:58I'm not the villain here.
01:11:59You know what?
01:12:00This has become a little too much...
01:12:01You can come to court and tell the truth, please.
01:12:04Or I'll tell what I think is the truth.
01:12:21What is she doing here?
01:12:23You're my best friend and you stole my husband.
01:12:26I never stole him.
01:12:27All the time we spent together was Brett talking about how much he loved you.
01:12:31Asking how he could fix your rift and win you back.
01:12:34I never had a chance.
01:12:35What?
01:12:36Even if I wanted him, how could I ever compare with perfect Tabby?
01:12:40Order.
01:12:41Order.
01:12:43Order.
01:12:45Is that true?
01:12:47Every single word.
01:12:49I have loved you from the moment I met you.
01:12:52Even now.
01:12:53Oh, Brettie, me too.
01:12:55I'm so sorry for everything.
01:12:57No, baby.
01:12:58It's not your fault.
01:12:59It was the lawyers.
01:13:00They pressured us into getting divorced.
01:13:03They really did.
01:13:04What?
01:13:04Sorry?
01:13:05What's that?
01:13:05Yeah, it's true.
01:13:06They did.
01:13:06They did.
01:13:07But...
01:13:09I don't want to live without you.
01:13:11Well, then...
01:13:16Will you marry me again?
01:13:18You don't really have to ask her to marry you again.
01:13:20Yeah, you guys never were divorced in the first place, Brett.
01:13:22Of course I'll marry you, my love.
01:13:25Again.
01:13:26Yeah.
01:13:31Forever and ever.
01:13:32Yeah.
01:13:33And we'll have the biggest wedding.
01:13:34Yeah, and you're all invited.
01:13:36All of you.
01:13:36Or you can bid on photos of the event.
01:13:53Extra salt and butter.
01:13:54Both sides.
01:13:56Good.
01:13:57How many more popcorn?
01:13:59Today was a disaster.
01:14:01Oh, baby.
01:14:01It was a disaster.
01:14:02Terrible.
01:14:03It's okay.
01:14:06If you're a troubled couple on the brink of giving up...
01:14:09Come along with us.
01:14:10Turn up, turn up, turn up, turn up.
01:14:12Where we explore the challenges and triumphs of marriage as we counsel couples back into love.
01:14:20Live on air every Wednesday night.
01:14:22I'm Tabby Noble.
01:14:23And I'm Brett Noble.
01:14:24And please join us for Noble Love on Reality Real.
01:14:27No.
01:14:30I'm sorry.
01:14:31Excuse me.
01:14:32They have a new show.
01:14:33Were there marriage counseling?
01:14:34Live.
01:14:35They were divorcing this morning.
01:14:36How in the world could they pull this together so quickly?
01:14:40They didn't.
01:14:45Hey, Gwen.
01:14:46We really need to talk.
01:14:47You don't want to mess with lawyers, Gwen.
01:14:49We serve injunctions for breakfast.
01:14:56So what's the game here?
01:14:58They were never divorcing?
01:14:59Was this a stunt?
01:15:02Yeah.
01:15:03It was all a con.
01:15:04They haven't been able to sell a show in a while, so they came up with this.
01:15:08They paid me to go along with it, promised to buy me the Pilates studio.
01:15:12Then they made me the villain at every turn.
01:15:14Why?
01:15:15I mean, how?
01:15:16This doesn't make any sense.
01:15:18There were so many private moments that they weren't filming.
01:15:21Yeah.
01:15:22No, they were.
01:15:23They recorded all of it, planning to use it all for the show.
01:15:26So they...
01:15:27Used you?
01:15:28Yeah.
01:15:29Because that's what they do best.
01:15:31But whatever.
01:15:32Your firm's got paid, and everyone gets a happy ending.
01:15:35Everyone except us.
01:15:37Right.
01:15:44The nobles were lying.
01:15:46There was never going to be a divorce.
01:15:48This is fraud.
01:15:49Let's be careful with terminology.
01:15:51Fraud is a grave accusation.
01:15:53And to be forthright, however belatedly...
01:15:56Paul and I knew.
01:15:57Not at first, but the head of Reality Real cleared it with us.
01:16:01What are you talking about?
01:16:02I'm sorry, excuse me?
01:16:03What?
01:16:03What?
01:16:03We never imagined it would go this far.
01:16:05And we never would have gone along with it if we'd known it would negatively affect you.
01:16:09Why would you guys even do this?
01:16:10Partners thought it would be good for our firm.
01:16:12And I thought it would be good both for Tabby and for your career, and for Jackie's legacy fund.
01:16:17I didn't think it would avalanche like this.
01:16:19But, ultimately, we wanted them to reconcile, and they did.
01:16:24So, maybe we let all be well that ends well, hmm?
01:16:28Was it misguided in self-serving?
01:16:30Yes.
01:16:31But did they pay their bills on time and in full?
01:16:34Also yes.
01:16:35Which is more than I can say about most clients.
01:16:36You see what's happening here has brought us full circle back to the lawyer integrity joke.
01:16:44Well...
01:16:44You know what the worst part is?
01:16:46Everyone's raving about noble love.
01:16:48That's not the worst part.
01:16:50The worst part is they got away with it.
01:16:51Okay, guys, look.
01:16:52If they're happy, just let them be happy.
01:16:55But how can they be happy if they're still lying to each other?
01:16:58I mean, Brett is hiding money from Tabby.
01:17:00And Tabby's hiding money from Brett.
01:17:01No, they're never gonna be happy until they get truthful.
01:17:05Well, maybe it's our job to get them truthful.
01:17:08You know, to heal them.
01:17:10Okay, Gwen.
01:17:10I'm sorry, guys.
01:17:11But this sounds less like therapy and more like some sort of revenge cabal.
01:17:15I'm out, babe.
01:17:15I'm...
01:17:16I'm also out.
01:17:17Okay.
01:17:17Fine.
01:17:18But help me with this.
01:17:19Where can I find a great actor?
01:17:22Well, look.
01:17:23He's right here.
01:17:23TJ's a great actor, right?
01:17:25Ah, there you go.
01:17:26Hey, come here.
01:17:26Sit down.
01:17:28Look at that face.
01:17:30You act?
01:17:31Yeah.
01:17:32Method?
01:17:33Strasburg all the way.
01:17:35How would you like the role of a lifetime?
01:17:37Who would I be playing?
01:17:39My husband.
01:17:42I can method act that.
01:17:47Kind of feel like we shouldn't be here.
01:17:54Half cheddar ranch, half peanut butter cup.
01:17:57Mmm, delicious combo.
01:17:59Maybe just not at the same time.
01:18:01No, I don't think that'd be the best idea.
01:18:05Very good.
01:18:07Oh, you think we should've stopped this?
01:18:09I don't think we would have much of a chance to stop anything.
01:18:12Gwen's on a mission.
01:18:13Besides, they don't need noble love.
01:18:14They need tough love.
01:18:16Good one, honey.
01:18:19You can have a seat here.
01:18:24Oh, thanks.
01:18:26Perfect.
01:18:27I love this jacket.
01:18:29Gwen?
01:18:31Wait, you're not married?
01:18:32Yes, I am.
01:18:33This is my husband, TJ.
01:18:35I kept him a secret because I know how you two love secrets.
01:18:38Hey, bro.
01:18:40I dug all your shows.
01:18:41I'm also a thespian now.
01:18:42I'm headlining a play right now.
01:18:44Like on Broadway, or...?
01:18:46Atlantic City.
01:18:47It's the Broadway of Jersey.
01:18:49Yeah, it's not, bro.
01:18:51Well, where should we begin?
01:18:53Fire in five, four, three...
01:18:59We're back on Noble Love, where love begins again.
01:19:04Starting with us.
01:19:07And today we have a very special couple with us.
01:19:11My best friend and assistant, Gwen.
01:19:14I thought I was fired from both of those roles.
01:19:17What are you talking about?
01:19:18And my man, TJ, over here.
01:19:22Fellow thespian man.
01:19:23I can't believe Luca got him on the show.
01:19:25Well, you know Luca.
01:19:27He knows people and knows people.
01:19:30What is the biggest issue in your marriage?
01:19:32Well, I'm sad to say that Gwen has been hiding money from me.
01:19:36TJ's also been hiding money from me.
01:19:39We've had great success with the businesses we've built together,
01:19:42but then Gwen moved our profits to secret accounts.
01:19:45While TJ's been hiding his Vegas winnings in overseas funds.
01:19:50Oh, wow.
01:19:53Well, I can see how that would affect your marriage as trust is the foundation of love.
01:20:01And love meets trust the way sunshine and flowers meet each other.
01:20:07That's right.
01:20:08But there's more.
01:20:09TJ also ran a background check on me.
01:20:13And Gwen ran a background check on me.
01:20:18Well, that is a total invasion of privacy.
01:20:23Yeah, if someone did that to me, I would be very, very upset.
01:20:26Yeah, me too.
01:20:33That's unbelievable.
01:20:34You think they'll make it?
01:20:35You think they'll be okay?
01:20:36Yeah, you know, I do.
01:20:39You know, it's something new for both of them.
01:20:42Something honest.
01:20:43Something real.
01:20:47Do you think we'll be okay?
01:20:50Do you?
01:20:54Yeah, I do.
01:20:59I actually know it.
01:21:01I mean, there isn't much that's certain in life, but...
01:21:05You're as close as it gets.
01:21:08Honey, I know.
01:21:10I can overthink and overworry and become fatalistic.
01:21:14Well, you don't know.
01:21:18I wouldn't want any other life than the life I have with you, whatever that looks like.
01:21:26And I know I said the most important decision we can make is having a child, but I think I
01:21:34was wrong.
01:21:35I think the most important decision we make is who we share our life with.
01:21:42And I would make this decision one million times over exactly the same.
01:22:04So, I have an idea.
01:22:11Thank you so much for meeting with me.
01:22:12Thank you for taking the time.
01:22:14You've been a mentor.
01:22:16And I am so grateful for everything you've given me.
01:22:19But I need something new, Lois.
01:22:23Mark, you're about to make partner.
01:22:25But you're taking over the firm.
01:22:27I know.
01:22:28I know.
01:22:32But we've made other plans.
01:22:34But we've made other plans.
01:22:42Shervick and Shervick, can you please hold?
01:22:50Happy 8th anniversary, babe.
01:22:52Aw, happy 8th, my love.
01:22:54So, I got us a little something.
01:23:10Don't drop me.
01:23:11My parents are lawyers.
01:23:25I got us a little bit.
01:23:28I got us a little bit.
01:23:33I have a little bit.
01:23:34I got us a little bit.
01:23:34Do you feel that?
01:23:35Oh.
01:23:37Oh, it's a prosecutor.
01:23:39Haha.
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