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00:00:02This program is rated G and considered acceptable for all ages.
00:00:50Let's get started.
00:00:53Alright, so, are you ready to get started?
00:00:57I am honored to work with you on this merger.
00:01:00I always say a merger is like a marriage.
00:01:03It is my honor to be able to support you through your divorce.
00:01:06So if a merger is a marriage, then my first question before reviewing assets and balance sheets and quarterly reports
00:01:12is...
00:01:13Before we go over you and your wife's history, assets and shared properties...
00:01:18Are you sure you want to get married?
00:01:20Are you sure you want to get divorced?
00:01:23Alright guys, no photos.
00:01:26Yo, come on, seriously.
00:01:28Come on, no photos.
00:01:28No photos.
00:01:29Okay, fine.
00:01:31Did you want to...
00:01:33Where's your better half?
00:01:35I am a better half.
00:01:41Hey babe.
00:01:42Hey babe.
00:01:43Hey babe.
00:01:44Sorry I'm late.
00:01:46You look beautiful.
00:01:49Oh, smooth.
00:01:51What kind of lotion do you use?
00:01:54Dwayne.
00:01:55I'ma.
00:01:55Oh, cool.Š°Šŗ,
00:01:57don't you set your eyes on your face. No photos,
00:02:01please. No photos.
00:02:04Oh, gods.
00:02:08Mrs. Noble.
00:02:10Always a pleasure.
00:02:12Are you meeting Brit?
00:02:13Yes, but I am
00:02:14surprising him.
00:02:15I'll show myself to the table.
00:02:22Abby.
00:02:25I'll take those.
00:02:30Chewbacca sodas.
00:02:32Top shelf, of course.
00:02:33See your hair together, huh?
00:02:36Should've known.
00:02:39Gwen.
00:02:40You weren't just my assistant, you were my best friend.
00:02:43Babe.
00:02:43Well, consider yourself fired from both positions.
00:02:45Wait, we were just having a drink.
00:02:47And Brett.
00:02:48It's not what it looks like.
00:02:49My first kiss, my first love.
00:02:51And now, I guess my first husband.
00:02:54Baby, what the...
00:02:55My hair!
00:02:56I want a divorce.
00:02:59Babe.
00:03:01Tabby, wait!
00:03:04Tabby!
00:03:10Tabby!
00:03:14Tabby!
00:03:26Dana.
00:03:31No peeking.
00:03:34Nope.
00:03:35Nope.
00:03:36Happy anniversary.
00:03:39Happy anniversary.
00:03:42Ah, please.
00:03:43Enter the chambers.
00:03:47Alright.
00:03:48So, what's on the docket?
00:03:49Claims against the defendant?
00:03:50Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:03:51I thought I was the defendant.
00:03:52No, we're both the defendants.
00:03:53Okay.
00:03:54Go ahead.
00:03:54What do you have?
00:03:55Alright, what I got is, for the period of our seventh year of marriage, I bring forward
00:03:59the notice of things piled on chairs.
00:04:02Oh, things piled on chairs.
00:04:05Yes, things piled on chairs.
00:04:06Love, every time I want to sit in a chair, I've got to take your stuff off of it.
00:04:09Shoes, a jacket, hats, purse.
00:04:13Chairs are meant to be sat in.
00:04:14I would like to sit in a chair.
00:04:16Alright, fine.
00:04:17Assumed.
00:04:18Alright, let me have it.
00:04:20What does the respondent say?
00:04:21No cell phones at the table.
00:04:24What?
00:04:24We shouldn't have our phones at the table.
00:04:25I mean, phones should be left elsewhere.
00:04:28But not on chairs?
00:04:28Never.
00:04:29Sure, as dictated by issue A.
00:04:30Okay, assumed.
00:04:31Oh, hey guys.
00:04:32Lucas, PJ?
00:04:33Are you two working?
00:04:35I thought it was your anniversary.
00:04:37It's our prolonged anniversary.
00:04:39Yeah, we celebrate one day for each year.
00:04:41Seven years married.
00:04:43Seven years, huh?
00:04:44Better watch out for that seven-year itch.
00:04:45Oh, don't worry, Lucas, we're not itchy.
00:04:47You know, the seven-year itch is actually debunked.
00:04:49Yeah, recent data shows that divorce peaks at 10 to 13 years of marriage.
00:04:53Oh, well, so we've got a few more years left.
00:04:54Yeah, we're good for like three years.
00:04:56So you two are working?
00:04:57In a way.
00:04:58Yeah, and on our anniversary, we like to sit down and go over our relationship grievances
00:05:02and gratitudes and talk them through.
00:05:04I'm a lifelong bachelor, so you're the experts here.
00:05:07And enjoy the champagne.
00:05:10Well, you two have a wonderful anniversary.
00:05:12Thank you, Lucas.
00:05:13Thank you so much.
00:05:14Thank you, TJ.
00:05:14Very kind.
00:05:15That was nice.
00:05:16That was so sweet.
00:05:18Okay, so, time for presents?
00:05:20Presents.
00:05:21Now, traditionally, the seven-year gift is wool.
00:05:26Ow.
00:05:26Hope you like it.
00:05:27Yes.
00:05:29Oh, Merino wool sucks.
00:05:31Well, I figured, you know, you could warm your feet up before you press them up against
00:05:33me in bed.
00:05:34Oh, so this is really a gift to yourself.
00:05:36Sort of.
00:05:36Yeah.
00:05:37I love them.
00:05:37I'll treasure them.
00:05:38Okay.
00:05:39Okay, well, before the seven-year gift was modernized to wool, traditionally, it was copper.
00:05:44You didn't.
00:05:46Ta-da!
00:05:47Oh, babe.
00:05:48I always wanted a copper pot to make you popcorn, and this is amazing.
00:05:51Look at this.
00:05:52Oh, thank you, honey.
00:05:54Of course.
00:05:55I love you so much.
00:05:57This has been the best seven years ever, you know what?
00:06:00And hopefully the best is yet to come.
00:06:04You know, speaking of best to come, I wanted to have a little chat with you.
00:06:14I thought no cell comes at the table.
00:06:17I'm so sorry.
00:06:18It's just...
00:06:19Okay.
00:06:20Uncle Paul booked me in with a new client at 8 a.m.
00:06:25Oh, excellent.
00:06:26I just got booked for 815.
00:06:28Yeah?
00:06:29Give me that.
00:06:29Yeah, let's get rid of those.
00:06:30Bones, gone.
00:06:32That is absolutely perfect, babe.
00:06:34So, two forever together.
00:06:42Sustained.
00:06:57Morning, Kim.
00:06:58Morning.
00:06:58So, confusingly, your ADM is with a reality star wanting a divorce.
00:07:03Oh, that is weird.
00:07:04Um, well, I can refer to the best family lawyers.
00:07:06You're the best family lawyer.
00:07:08Uncle Paul.
00:07:10And that reality star is Tabby Noble.
00:07:13She's on the board of Jackie's Legacy Fund, and she is bankrolling our fundraiser gala next month.
00:07:19Oh, so you want to keep her happy.
00:07:21Yes.
00:07:23But also I know how complicated and public a divorce like hers will be, and I want to help protect
00:07:28her if possible.
00:07:29With you as Tabby's lawyer, this can be quick, easy, a painless mediation.
00:07:33Those are famous last words.
00:07:35All right.
00:07:38Of course.
00:07:45Hi.
00:07:46Oh, I love your shoes.
00:07:48Manila?
00:07:48Oh.
00:07:49Uh, no.
00:07:50Nordstrom Rack.
00:07:50But thank you.
00:07:52Can we get you something to drink?
00:07:54Oh.
00:07:55Yeah.
00:07:55Maybe, like, a green juice and some nori chips on the side?
00:07:58And do you have an LED face mask I could wear while we chat?
00:08:01I find it super soothing.
00:08:03Please give Mrs. Noble a water.
00:08:05Thanks.
00:08:09Tabby, I know this must be a very, very hard time, and I'm sorry.
00:08:11My heart truly goes out to you.
00:08:15I also wanted to thank you for supporting Jackie's Legacy Fund.
00:08:18She was actually, um, a lawyer as well.
00:08:21Family law, coincidentally.
00:08:22But here at the firm, we focus on mostly contract law and mergers and acquisitions.
00:08:28But you clerked for Judge Westdale for three years, right?
00:08:32And you worked at Miller and Talbot, family law, where you were considered the best.
00:08:35Oh.
00:08:36You've done your homework.
00:08:37I'm not clueless.
00:08:38I just pretended to be on TV for 15 years.
00:08:41And do you know who, um, my husband, um, ex-husband and I are?
00:08:46I don't actually watch much reality TV.
00:08:50Oh.
00:08:51Okay.
00:08:52Well, we were on, um, Noble Living, which is one of the biggest reality shows ever.
00:08:57And then, uh, we moved to the city, and we got our own spinoff.
00:09:01Eight seasons.
00:09:02Every single one was a hit.
00:09:04Oh.
00:09:04So the world has watched us fall in love, grow up, get married, make mistakes, struggle
00:09:12to get pregnant.
00:09:13Oh.
00:09:14I'm really sorry.
00:09:15So, we have been in the public eye and working since we were 16.
00:09:20And, and now?
00:09:21Right now?
00:09:22Yeah.
00:09:23Um, now we are, we're on a hiatus right now.
00:09:28Wow.
00:09:29Yeah, we're just looking for the right fit for us in the current flailing content environment.
00:09:36Debbie, are you sure?
00:09:37Are you sure you really want to be divorced?
00:09:40I mean, I was looking at your file.
00:09:41You've been married for 10 years.
00:09:4316 years together.
00:09:44I mean, there's a lot of love there.
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:46But love is like fame.
00:09:50Falling feels like flying until you hit the ground.
00:09:55Okay.
00:09:56Listen, speaking of, speaking of flying, I, I really think it's best if we just fly under
00:10:00the radar.
00:10:01You know, let's just keep this quiet, no big scenes, let's really just try to, just stay
00:10:06level-headed.
00:10:07Definitely.
00:10:09But also, he cheated on me with my best friend.
00:10:12Okay.
00:10:12So, I want everything.
00:10:14But mostly, I want him to hurt.
00:10:20Okay.
00:10:24This is why I love family law.
00:10:27Morning, Jared.
00:10:28Your 815 is here.
00:10:29Okay, who is it?
00:10:32Oh.
00:10:34Okay.
00:10:37Mark.
00:10:39Brett Noble.
00:10:40Know who he is?
00:10:41I know who he thinks he is.
00:10:42Four ninety-three, four ninety-four, four ninety-five, four ninety-six, four ninety-seven, four ninety-eight.
00:10:56Mr. Noble.
00:10:58Four ninety-nine.
00:11:00Five hundred.
00:11:02Woo!
00:11:06Brett, I'm Lois Gale.
00:11:08Hello, this is Mark Trevick.
00:11:09Hey, guy, can I get a green juice?
00:11:11Thanks.
00:11:12Yeah, sure.
00:11:13Maybe we can get you some nori chips, maybe an LED face mask.
00:11:16Oh, yeah, love it.
00:11:19Great.
00:11:21So, Brett, first things first.
00:11:27You cheated?
00:11:28Oh, I didn't cheat.
00:11:30It was all tabby.
00:11:31I mean, she lives for trauma.
00:11:32Brett, look, you can lie to your therapist all day long, but I think it's, uh, not in your best
00:11:38interest to lie to your divorce lawyer.
00:11:39You see, you and I are working together now.
00:11:41We're a team.
00:11:42And as a team, you're gonna have to have some mental fortitude, grace, and we're gonna have some harsh truths
00:11:46back and forth.
00:11:47You get it?
00:11:48All right, yeah, I dig it.
00:11:49Let's, uh, sign some papers and get this divorce started, shall we?
00:11:53I, I...
00:11:55Okay, so before I do that, I'm gonna ask you two questions.
00:11:57Okay.
00:11:58First one is this.
00:11:59Are you sure you want to get divorced?
00:12:00Mm-hmm.
00:12:01The second one is, you don't see any chance the two of you could be happy together again.
00:12:05Oh, I'm not happy, so why should she be happy?
00:12:08Oh, hey, listen, I got CrossFit, but, uh, before I go, Tabby and I don't have a prenup, and, uh,
00:12:13I want everything, so...
00:12:14Well, be that as it may, Brett, New York is a no-fault, equitable distribution state, so...
00:12:18Yeah, but I want everything, so...
00:12:22Oh, and, um, I want a sewer.
00:12:25On, on what grounds?
00:12:28Emotional damages.
00:12:30CrossFit.
00:12:35All the NDAs are signed, no leaks.
00:12:37Yeah, no, I'm not.
00:12:38Listen, we're gonna talk about a pro chair, Lois, and Brett thinks he's gonna get everything.
00:12:41Then get him everything, or at least as many billable hours as you can.
00:12:45Because lawyers aren't known for their integrity.
00:12:54Popcorn.
00:12:55Cooked in my new copper pot.
00:12:58Oh, eaten with my new socks on.
00:13:00Oh, look at those.
00:13:02Okay, so, nutritional yeast and coconut oil for you.
00:13:07Don't ask me why.
00:13:09And, uh, caramel and toffee for me.
00:13:11Perfect.
00:13:13What do you work on, babe?
00:13:14What's this?
00:13:15Oh, nothing.
00:13:15It's just a...
00:13:16Just a new case.
00:13:18I'm kind of taking one for the team.
00:13:20Mm-hmm.
00:13:20It's not...
00:13:21Not worth talking about.
00:13:23Trust me, I got a new case, too.
00:13:24My client?
00:13:25They so are.
00:13:26Really?
00:13:27Yeah, really.
00:13:29When'd you start watching this?
00:13:31Oh, it was...
00:13:32It was just on.
00:13:35And now, I guess, my first husband.
00:13:37Honey.
00:13:38Oh!
00:13:39Guess he got into the spirit.
00:13:40That's a joke, right?
00:13:42That's good.
00:13:43Pretty good.
00:13:44Stand up, babe.
00:13:44It is with great sadness that we have made the difficult decision to divorce.
00:13:49We look forward to moving on with deep kindness and gratitude for everything that we've shared.
00:13:57Love you guys.
00:13:57I mean, I gotta say, this hurts.
00:14:01So, we request respect for our privacy.
00:14:05Why are they making statements?
00:14:07This is...
00:14:08I mean, that's gonna be a mess.
00:14:11Yeah, we have Solis Connery.
00:14:14We've all got the shock details about the break.
00:14:19Oh, it...
00:14:22Did you know about his statement?
00:14:23No, come on, Lois.
00:14:25Of course not.
00:14:25I mean, the guy's a celebrity.
00:14:26He's like wrangling in a snake.
00:14:27We'll keep him in check, Mark.
00:14:29You got him for partner.
00:14:30Did you give approval for Tabby to release an announcement?
00:14:33No, I did the literal opposite.
00:14:35Oh.
00:14:36Then clean this up, please.
00:14:38The press are gonna rip her to shreds.
00:14:40All right, I'm on it.
00:14:47Sorry, babe, that was, uh, that was my case.
00:14:49Yeah, me too.
00:14:50All right, what are we gonna watch?
00:14:51Wanna watch Steel Magnolias?
00:14:54Uh, or we could find something else on, right?
00:15:02You know, I, um, I, I, there's something I'd like to talk to you about.
00:15:07Okay, what is it?
00:15:11Nothing, it's, it's, nothing.
00:15:13It's Christmas, I mean, on our Christmas plans.
00:15:15I mean, are we gonna go to your family or my family?
00:15:16I mean...
00:15:17I mean, we could have everybody come here.
00:15:18Be kind of nice.
00:15:19Yeah, we could do that.
00:15:22Wait, I almost forgot.
00:15:23Surprise for you.
00:15:25What?
00:15:27Are you...
00:15:27It's for your collection.
00:15:29Oh, come on, babe.
00:15:30Happy anniversary.
00:15:31Thank you, sweetheart.
00:15:33Oh, it's...
00:15:34Are you kidding?
00:15:35This is the one I've always wanted.
00:15:36This is the limited edition fidget spinner.
00:15:39Are you kidding me?
00:15:39I had to switch far and wide.
00:15:41Oh.
00:15:42Top of the line, babe.
00:15:45Oh, thank you, babe.
00:15:47Oh, I love you so much.
00:15:49I love you.
00:15:50Well, cat's out of a bag.
00:15:52I got you a present.
00:15:53You did?
00:15:54Yeah, I got you a gift, too.
00:15:55You gotta close your eyes.
00:15:55Okay.
00:15:56It's a big one.
00:15:57Your eyes closed.
00:15:58Eyes are closed.
00:15:59All right.
00:16:02Open.
00:16:07So thoughtful.
00:16:08I know.
00:16:08All right.
00:16:10Okay, let's watch that.
00:16:12Steel magnolias.
00:16:14I love you.
00:16:15I love you, too.
00:16:23Hi.
00:16:24Good morning.
00:16:25Thank you for coming to me today.
00:16:27I'm just so distraught.
00:16:29I couldn't dress.
00:16:30I just need to stay in and self-care.
00:16:33Of course.
00:16:34Yeah, I support that.
00:16:36But I heard you're also doing talk shows.
00:16:38Yeah, it's a form of self-care.
00:16:39Perhaps, but it's probably not a good idea.
00:16:42But everyone's interested.
00:16:44I understand the appeal of garnering fan support, but you really need to stay neutral right
00:16:48now.
00:16:48Why are you so worried?
00:16:50It's my job to worry.
00:16:51Speaking of, if you have any skeletons in your closet, now would be the time to say.
00:16:55Skeletons?
00:16:56No.
00:16:57I'm squeaky clean.
00:16:58Come on in.
00:16:59Have a juice.
00:17:06I have so much dirt on Tabby.
00:17:08I don't know where all the skeletons are.
00:17:11Brett, we really don't need skeletons.
00:17:14We need mature adults who are committed to an amicable resolution.
00:17:19Do you know where that is?
00:17:23Nope.
00:17:26Of course not.
00:17:44Hi.
00:17:44Hey, your uncle just scheduled a noon meeting.
00:17:47I'll send you the address.
00:17:48Okay, perfect.
00:17:49Did you find Brett?
00:17:50Yep.
00:17:51The process server should be heading there now.
00:17:53Thanks so much.
00:17:54All right.
00:17:54I'm sorry.
00:17:54I actually have to go, but I'll be back later and we can finish up.
00:17:57Can you get that?
00:17:59Hello?
00:18:08Y'alls are going to get ruined.
00:18:14Are you Tabby Noble?
00:18:16Yes.
00:18:16Wait, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:17Stop, stop.
00:18:18Tabby, don't open that.
00:18:19No.
00:18:21You been served?
00:18:26Do you even lift, bro?
00:18:30Nice quads.
00:18:31Wait, you're Brett Noble, right?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:33Can I get a picture?
00:18:34Of course.
00:18:35This is for you.
00:18:36No, no, no.
00:18:38You've been served.
00:18:46She serves me divorce papers at the gym?
00:18:48This is my safe space.
00:18:50This is where I go to heal.
00:18:54Can you get your client in line?
00:18:56He serves me at home?
00:18:58It's just so violating.
00:19:00And he ruined my nails.
00:19:03This could be a problem, Dana.
00:19:05Why?
00:19:08Wait, I thought Brett was struck by Miller and Talbot.
00:19:11No, he met with them, so Tabby couldn't.
00:19:13But ultimately, Brett went with Gail, Fable, and Partners.
00:19:17What?
00:19:17Wait, who's the lead?
00:19:19Well, funnily enough, it's Mark.
00:19:22Is this going to be a problem?
00:19:29Honey, is this going to be a problem?
00:19:31It's already a problem.
00:19:33I mean, I didn't want to be on this case to begin with,
00:19:35but Uncle Paul is so protective over Tabby.
00:19:37She lost her mom to cancer.
00:19:39She's on the board of Aunt Jackie's fund,
00:19:40so he just wants to help make this divorce as easy as possible.
00:19:44I could step down.
00:19:45No, they're picking partners soon.
00:19:47Absolutely not.
00:19:47You've worked so hard for that, and I know how much you want it.
00:19:51Okay, um...
00:19:54Maybe we can make this work.
00:19:55How do you figure?
00:19:56We both know if they go to other lawyers,
00:19:58we're going to track this out, make it contentious,
00:20:00build them for every last thing.
00:20:02Right, but we could keep this very simple.
00:20:04Yeah, we can make it the most swift, demicable divorce possible.
00:20:06And we'll do it together.
00:20:11I love you.
00:20:12I love you.
00:20:13Let's go.
00:20:24Let's get started.
00:20:25Let's get started.
00:20:33Well, that went well, don't you think?
00:20:34Really, Uncle Paul?
00:20:37Well, I did.
00:20:39What's your takeaway?
00:20:41Well, New York is an equitable distribution state,
00:20:43so Mark and I both believe it's in everyone's best interest
00:20:46to get this through arbitration, ASAP.
00:20:48But both of your clients want everything.
00:20:51How do you suppose we arbitrate that?
00:20:53Unfortunately, it's not up to us.
00:20:55I'm afraid this one's for the court, Dana.
00:20:57I appreciate that you're trying to help Tabby,
00:20:59and I, too, want to be supportive,
00:21:00but I don't do court.
00:21:02I know.
00:21:03And Mark throws an added wrench into it.
00:21:05And I know how empathetic you are
00:21:07and how personal each case becomes to you.
00:21:10But I truly believe you are the right
00:21:13and only lawyer for the job.
00:21:17Come on.
00:21:21Are you going to be able to go up against Dana?
00:21:23You're not going to go soft on us.
00:21:25Come on, Lois, I've got this.
00:21:26And I'm not going up against Dana.
00:21:28We're on the same team,
00:21:29and we want the same things.
00:21:31Back to the gym.
00:21:34So you're going to be fighting against your wife?
00:21:37Well, if by fighting you mean
00:21:38engaging in legal due process, yeah.
00:21:40Huh.
00:21:40Well, I hope you're better at fighting with your wife
00:21:42than I was at fighting with my wife.
00:21:45Oh, and, uh, by the way,
00:21:46my team wants me to run a background check on you.
00:21:49That's fine.
00:21:50Just do me a favor and send me a copy of the findings, will you?
00:21:52Listen, moving on, Brett,
00:21:53I've got to go over a list of assets here.
00:21:55If we can do that.
00:21:57First off, I'd like to talk to you about the Soho apartment.
00:21:59Tabby wanted to be in the most expensive neighborhood.
00:22:01What about the upstate lake house?
00:22:03She wanted a summer cabin.
00:22:06Says here you own three cars?
00:22:07Yeah, she backed two of them into poles.
00:22:10But what about, it says here,
00:22:11wine label, clothing company, perfume line.
00:22:13She's already starting some new business,
00:22:16plastering her face all over some new product.
00:22:18Yeah.
00:22:20But I'm over it.
00:22:21From now on, I'm a solo show.
00:22:24Yeah, check this out.
00:22:28Noble surge.
00:22:29Get nobled.
00:22:33No, maybe now is not the time to invest in new ventures, Brett.
00:22:38So you're really okay battling it out with your husband?
00:22:41Oh, we're not battling.
00:22:43We're on the same team.
00:22:44We work really well together.
00:22:45We're solid.
00:22:46That's what I used to say about me and Brett, so be careful.
00:22:50So do you want this apartment, the house upstate,
00:22:52or do you want to sell both and split the cash?
00:22:55Why do you always dress like you're on your way to a meeting?
00:22:59Because every time you see me,
00:23:00I am on my way to a meeting with you.
00:23:03Have you ever worn anything from the noble line?
00:23:06Bring me the emerald lace dress,
00:23:08the one with the eyelash trim.
00:23:09Yes, ma'am.
00:23:13It's so hard to find good help.
00:23:16Um, speaking of assistance,
00:23:18have you spoken with Gwen lately?
00:23:20Gwen?
00:23:20Are you joking?
00:23:21Never speaking to her ever again.
00:23:23Right.
00:23:23Here's the thing.
00:23:24It would be great if I could at least speak with her.
00:23:27Look, Brett cheated with her.
00:23:28I'm not saying it's going to affect the settlement,
00:23:29but it isn't a good look for him,
00:23:31so if we could have access to Gwen,
00:23:33that would be very helpful.
00:23:34I mean, find her if you can,
00:23:35but last I checked, she was incognito mode.
00:23:38Vanished.
00:23:40And no, I didn't whack her.
00:23:42Okay, thank you for the reassurance,
00:23:44Star Nicorleone.
00:23:47All right, what do you want to do with the assets?
00:23:49Assets?
00:23:51I want to keep everything.
00:23:52It was my brand.
00:23:53I was the engine.
00:23:54I mean, it was always the tabby show.
00:23:57Brett just followed along trying to keep up.
00:23:59Oh, um, by the way,
00:24:00my team suggested I run a background check on you.
00:24:03That's fine.
00:24:04Just show me a copy of the results.
00:24:06That'd be great.
00:24:09Oh, wow, look at that.
00:24:11It's very pretty, but not me.
00:24:14But why be you all the time?
00:24:24Hey.
00:24:25Sorry, Tabby's got me on the clock.
00:24:26Oh, it's that bad, huh?
00:24:28Good to see you.
00:24:29Yeah, I mean, it's worse.
00:24:30Her whole life is about being seen as much as possible
00:24:33in the least genuine way possible.
00:24:35Okay, it's called being a celebrity.
00:24:37Wow.
00:24:37And is this new?
00:24:38Oh, it's from the Noble Collection.
00:24:41Oh, look at you.
00:24:42You look fabulous, and you are the most beautiful woman
00:24:45I've ever seen, and you keep getting more and more beautiful.
00:24:48It's so tight, I can't breathe.
00:24:50Okay?
00:24:51Thank you so much.
00:24:51Oh, by the way, got a new orchid out of the collection.
00:24:55But the real gift here is that I promise you
00:24:57I will accompany you to the Orchid Festival this year.
00:25:00That means a lot.
00:25:02Happy anniversary.
00:25:03Happy anniversary.
00:25:05I love you.
00:25:06I love you.
00:25:10And I wanted to ask you,
00:25:13what is it you've been wanting to ask me?
00:25:15What do you mean?
00:25:15Twice now.
00:25:16You've been trepidatious about bringing up
00:25:18wanting to talk to me about something,
00:25:19and I just wish you would spill it, love.
00:25:21Dana, um...
00:25:22Okay, I'm judging by how uncomfortable you are now,
00:25:25I feel like it might be something really terrible.
00:25:27No.
00:25:27Are you going through a midlife crisis?
00:25:29Is your mother moving in?
00:25:30My mother is not moving in, okay?
00:25:31Nothing so life-altering.
00:25:32That'll never happen.
00:25:33Trust me.
00:25:33Wait, what is it?
00:25:34Tell me.
00:25:35We can talk about anything.
00:25:37Okay.
00:25:38All right.
00:25:40Do you remember the conversation we had
00:25:42before we were married about having children?
00:25:44And we both decided at the time
00:25:46that we weren't ready
00:25:46and that we were going to put a pin in it.
00:25:48Are you wanting to take that pin out?
00:25:51Yeah.
00:25:52I'd like to revisit the idea.
00:25:57Because...
00:25:57Because, honey,
00:26:01I'm ready to have children.
00:26:04And I'm one with you.
00:26:08You did start this whole thing
00:26:09by saying it wasn't so life-altering.
00:26:13I did.
00:26:14Oh.
00:26:17Sorry.
00:26:19Oh, great.
00:26:21Oh.
00:26:22Mm-hmm.
00:26:23Tabby's going to be on the Dr. Doug show tomorrow.
00:26:24So is Brett.
00:26:26Great.
00:26:26And Uncle Paul wants me to be there
00:26:28to make sure there's no undoable libel.
00:26:29And Lois wants me to do the same.
00:26:31Mr. and Mrs. C, your table is ready.
00:26:33Thanks, TJ.
00:26:35Appreciate it.
00:26:39This could go really badly.
00:26:42They charmed the nation,
00:26:43certainly charmed each other,
00:26:45and then charmed a separation
00:26:46that, believe it or not,
00:26:47has made a big part of this.
00:26:49Yeah, of course.
00:26:50We're just going to stay impartial
00:26:51and we'll keep the fighting to a minimum.
00:26:52Winning is them settling their horses quickly as...
00:26:54Oh, great.
00:26:55Here they are.
00:26:56But we might need it.
00:26:57We'll see how this goes.
00:26:59Ready?
00:26:59What up?
00:27:00So, Tabby,
00:27:01what do you say to people
00:27:02who think Brett was just flirting?
00:27:04I say that flirting is cheating.
00:27:06Well, you cheated on me emotionally.
00:27:07When did I do that?
00:27:08With work.
00:27:09You made our entire life about our brand.
00:27:12You cheated on me with ambition.
00:27:14It sounds like you were just jealous of me
00:27:16because I was always more successful than you.
00:27:18Maybe I didn't want the success.
00:27:19Maybe we wanted different things.
00:27:20Maybe we did,
00:27:21but because I wanted you to not cheat on us.
00:27:23That's not grammar.
00:27:24Whatever.
00:27:24Good time to take a caller.
00:27:26Good morning, Gwen.
00:27:26You're on the air.
00:27:27Tabby, you were a terrible friend.
00:27:29You never supported my dreams.
00:27:31What were your dreams exactly?
00:27:33To be a fitness influencer slash method actress.
00:27:35I practiced Strasburg.
00:27:37I'll be right back.
00:27:42What is happening over there?
00:27:44Social media is tearing Tabby apart.
00:27:46They're calling her cold, angry.
00:27:48Dana, please turn this around.
00:27:51Okay, I'm on it.
00:28:02Guys, let's take another call.
00:28:03We'll go to Joanne Vlacho in Boise, Idaho.
00:28:06Hey, Joanne, you're on the air.
00:28:08Hi, I just want to say it is such a heartbreak to be betrayed by the love of your life
00:28:12and your best friend who you trusted the most.
00:28:15I mean, but for you to admit you have made some mistakes and to take responsibility, I mean, to be
00:28:21human, it is just, well, you are a hero to me.
00:28:25I mean, bless your heart.
00:28:26You are such a strong and yet vulnerable role model.
00:28:30Thank you so much, Joanne.
00:28:31That really means the world to me.
00:28:37You can't let me have a moment, can you?
00:28:39Yeah, you give me my moment.
00:28:41I'm sensing a lot of tension here.
00:28:42Do you need to take a break?
00:28:44Thank you for taking my call.
00:28:49Hi.
00:28:50Hi.
00:28:51I just want to know how Joanne from Boise has a thick as molasses of an accent.
00:28:56Because after she retired from her barbecue stand, she moved out of the South so she can be closer to
00:29:00her grandchildren.
00:29:00Ah, I thought we were staying impartial.
00:29:02We were.
00:29:03We are.
00:29:04I'm sorry.
00:29:05Okay, it's going to be just impartial from the sailing all the way to a settlement.
00:29:09Good.
00:29:09Okay.
00:29:13Oh, great.
00:29:14Just got a arbitration date.
00:29:16In two days.
00:29:17Right.
00:29:27Snacks?
00:29:28Check.
00:29:29Great.
00:29:30Coffee?
00:29:31Check.
00:29:32No books?
00:29:33Check.
00:29:36There you go, love.
00:29:38Thanks.
00:29:38Okay.
00:29:40Okay.
00:29:41Yeah.
00:29:42In the case of Churvic and Churvic, growing their family.
00:29:47Right.
00:29:48Do you want me to start or do you want me to?
00:29:50Yeah, you can start.
00:29:52All right.
00:29:54You know I love you so much.
00:29:56You know that, right?
00:29:58You have all of my heart.
00:30:01But I feel like I have so much more to give.
00:30:05And we're not getting any younger.
00:30:06Well, you can speak for yourself.
00:30:08Yeah.
00:30:09Okay.
00:30:10I'm just kidding.
00:30:11Continue.
00:30:12I don't know.
00:30:13I feel a shift is happening in me.
00:30:17I mean, I've always wanted to have kids.
00:30:18You know, I'm ready.
00:30:20I can feel it.
00:30:21And I want them with you.
00:30:23I want to give you everything you want.
00:30:24I want to give you the house in Connecticut with the big garden.
00:30:28I want to give you the dogs, the goat.
00:30:29I want to give you the goat tonight.
00:30:30You know I love baby goats.
00:30:31I know you do, babe.
00:30:37Honey, I really want kids.
00:30:39Mm-hmm.
00:30:40But it is a huge step.
00:30:41I think it's the most important decision you make in life.
00:30:43And I just feel like, you know, for the past ten years we've worked so hard working our way up
00:30:48in our careers and we're finally on solid footing.
00:30:50Is this really the issue?
00:30:56What if we're not good parents?
00:30:57Come on.
00:30:58We're going to be great parents.
00:31:04I'm scared.
00:31:08So, what if there's a compromise?
00:31:10How would you like to compromise?
00:31:11Well, let's just get a dog.
00:31:13Honey, we work a ton.
00:31:14We can't just leave a dog at home alone all day.
00:31:17I had gotten you this anniversary gift.
00:31:20You picked the best times, don't you?
00:31:23The timing's great.
00:31:25For the pup.
00:31:28Okay, you're naming our rhetorical dog Oliver?
00:31:31What's wrong with Oliver?
00:31:44Um, hey, have you had any luck finding Gwen yet?
00:31:47I think she can really temper Brett and help him settle this divorce faster.
00:31:51We're still looking.
00:31:53Right.
00:31:56You okay, boss?
00:31:58Anxious about arbitration?
00:32:00No.
00:32:00Oh, come on, are you kidding me?
00:32:01I haven't been anxious about arbitration for a decade.
00:32:04Um, what's your...
00:32:06Oh, uh, meeting for Lois, the, uh, head of reality reel?
00:32:12All right, do me a favor.
00:32:13Keep looking for Gwen, okay?
00:32:14Yeah, you got it.
00:32:27Ready for arbitration?
00:32:28Um, yeah, just...
00:32:32All right.
00:32:40Oh, who's the suit?
00:32:41A network exec from reality reel meeting with Paul.
00:32:44Huh.
00:32:51Can't be civil.
00:32:53Tabby.
00:32:54Brett.
00:32:58Hello, sir.
00:32:59Hi.
00:32:59I'm Tabby.
00:33:00Hi.
00:33:01Hi.
00:33:02Are you flirting with our mediator?
00:33:04No, flirting with strangers is your job.
00:33:05Huh.
00:33:06Because he's an arbitrator.
00:33:07What's the difference?
00:33:08Ignore people say what?
00:33:09What?
00:33:10My point exactly.
00:33:10They've been on reality TV since they were teenagers, so...
00:33:14Understood.
00:33:15Mm-hmm.
00:33:16Can we please start?
00:33:17Yeah.
00:33:17We'll begin with verbal agreements from each line item.
00:33:19To start, uh, you'll sell the house upstate and split the funds?
00:33:24I want the house.
00:33:26Clearly a sticking point.
00:33:28Moving on.
00:33:29The shared apartment out of Descano.
00:33:31You agree that one party moves out and the other will be compensated?
00:33:34Agreed.
00:33:36So, who's moving out?
00:33:38Here.
00:33:38She is.
00:33:41Counselors, can you please manage your clients?
00:33:44Unfortunately, this is about as good as it gets.
00:33:47Then I suggest you prepare for court.
00:33:48What?
00:33:49What?
00:33:53Would you just give us one second, please?
00:33:56Mark?
00:33:56Yeah, yeah.
00:33:58Good job.
00:34:01I do not do court.
00:34:03You know how I am with public speaking.
00:34:05I know, honey.
00:34:05I know.
00:34:10Who do I know?
00:34:19Tabby, I know your heart has been broken, and I am so sorry, but in punishing Brett, you're
00:34:24really just punishing yourself.
00:34:25I mean, this could all be done so quickly and smoothly.
00:34:27Have I mentioned Brett's hiding money?
00:34:29No, you kind of buried the lead on that.
00:34:31Yeah.
00:34:31Well, he played cards a lot.
00:34:33He went to Vegas, sports gambled.
00:34:35Are you sure he's hiding money, or is he hiding losses?
00:34:38One sec.
00:34:40This is Tabby.
00:34:42Yeah, um, we're getting a larger retainer.
00:34:45Okay.
00:34:46Also, I found one.
00:34:47Really?
00:34:48Mm-hmm.
00:34:48I just texted you the address.
00:34:54Perfect.
00:34:55I think she's hiding all her money, or maybe she spent it all.
00:34:58You know, she always wanted more fancy things, more businesses, more brands.
00:35:03She took out loans, and not always from banks.
00:35:07So what are you telling me, that her credit score sleeps with the fishes?
00:35:11Fishes?
00:35:13I'm going to call you later, okay?
00:35:14I got to go.
00:35:16Like an aquarium investment, or...?
00:35:23Of all the tenements in the world, you just had to walk into mine, huh?
00:35:28You know what?
00:35:29I don't know.
00:35:30Maybe this makes it easier.
00:35:30We can just work together.
00:35:31Hmm.
00:35:34Who is it?
00:35:35Hi, Gwen.
00:35:36It's Dana Chervik.
00:35:37I'm representing Tabby.
00:35:38And Gwen, I'm, uh, Mark Chervik.
00:35:40I'm representing Brad.
00:35:41I'm not talking to anyone.
00:35:43That went well.
00:35:45Yeah.
00:35:45Apparently she doesn't want to talk to her.
00:35:46Yeah, they're both here.
00:35:48No, I didn't say anything.
00:35:50And what do I get out of it?
00:35:53Fine.
00:35:54Yeah, yeah, I'll leave out the back.
00:35:56I can't name a German Shepherd Oliver.
00:35:57But you can name a doodle Oliver.
00:35:59Didn't our prenup specify no doodles?
00:36:00Oh, I don't really remember that in terms and conditions.
00:36:03Really?
00:36:03Because I kind of...
00:36:06Hi.
00:36:08Up to you.
00:36:11Is that Gwen?
00:36:12Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:36:13I just saw Gwen.
00:36:14That really?
00:36:14That was Gwen.
00:36:15That was Gwen?
00:36:16Yep.
00:36:21Hey, Kim.
00:36:22So, Gwen got skittish and ran off.
00:36:24We're going to need to depose her.
00:36:25Thanks.
00:36:26This thing that tells me things just got a whole lot more complicated.
00:36:28How could this possibly get more complicated?
00:36:30You thinking what I'm thinking?
00:36:32No matter how terrible this gets, Meg.
00:36:34As long as we're in it together.
00:36:36Oh.
00:36:36I was thinking we should have become dentists.
00:36:38Dentists would have been better.
00:36:39But this case does feel like we're pulling teeth.
00:36:42So...
00:36:51Hey.
00:36:53So, um, this came for you?
00:36:55Oh, yeah.
00:36:56That's probably the background check that Tabby ran on me.
00:36:59Speaking of any word on locating Gwen, we really need to serve her a subpoena so we can depose her.
00:37:04Also, we look into Brett's finances.
00:37:06There's suspicion of money hidden or lost.
00:37:10Got it.
00:37:11Thank you so much.
00:37:12Have a good night.
00:37:13You too.
00:37:13Thanks.
00:37:16All right.
00:37:20I was looking for you.
00:37:24Invite to the gallery.
00:37:25What's this?
00:37:26Hosted by Paul Larson and Tabby Noble.
00:37:28That's not a conflict at all.
00:37:30Mark and I will be there.
00:37:33I'm really proud of you.
00:37:34Me and Jackie would be too.
00:37:39I meant to ask you if there was a guy here from Reality Real.
00:37:43Well, they make a lot of money off the nobles' reruns.
00:37:47They wanted to know what this divorce is going to cost their brand.
00:37:50Any thoughts on that?
00:37:52Besides everyone's dignity?
00:37:54I don't know.
00:37:55We're in arbitration again tomorrow and hopefully we settle.
00:37:58Night.
00:38:00Night.
00:38:01Night.
00:38:07This came for you.
00:38:08Oh, good.
00:38:08Thanks.
00:38:09It's about on my background check.
00:38:10Have you found that forensic account to look into Tabby Noble yet?
00:38:12Yep.
00:38:12Just booked him.
00:38:13That a boy.
00:38:14That a boy.
00:38:14Nice work.
00:38:18Guess who just called the office.
00:38:20Gwen.
00:38:21She wants to meet with you tonight.
00:38:22Oh, Lois.
00:38:23Dana and I were supposed to...
00:38:27All right.
00:38:27I'll give her a call back.
00:38:29Get her on our side.
00:38:30We can't afford her testifying against Brett and ruining his reputation.
00:38:33We could keep him as a future client.
00:38:35Hey, by the way, why was the head of reality realhood today?
00:38:38Oh, they just needed some hand-holding.
00:38:40Wanted to be assured that the divorce would be amicable, that the brand could be saved.
00:38:44All right.
00:38:44Well, here's to fingers crossed for arbitration tomorrow, right?
00:38:52Hi.
00:38:58Hello.
00:38:59Hello.
00:39:01Okay, all right, good.
00:39:03Well, where's my martini and my steak and potato dinner?
00:39:06I slave over a hot stove all day and miss the greeting again.
00:39:08Uh, babe?
00:39:10Oh, sorry, the chair thing I forgot.
00:39:12I owe you one free pet peeve.
00:39:13Yeah, don't worry.
00:39:13I'm banking them, honey.
00:39:15Oh, by the way, I gotta head out for a quick sec.
00:39:16I got a work thing to do.
00:39:17But you promised me Asian-Mexican fusion tonight in old movies.
00:39:20The bulgogi tacos are on their way, and I will be back before they're delivered.
00:39:25See you in a bit.
00:39:26Okay.
00:39:29Luca.
00:39:30Hey, we've been hoping you'd come in.
00:39:32I have tickets for you, Mississippi, to my new play.
00:39:34Oh, congrats, T.J. Broadway.
00:39:35Atlantic City.
00:39:37Broadway of Jersey.
00:39:38Can't wait.
00:39:41Listen, Luca, I wanted to ask you a question.
00:39:43Um, you know people, right?
00:39:46You know people who know people.
00:39:47Thinking you could put your ear to the ground on Tammy Nolan, whether she's borrowing all any money around town?
00:39:51For you and what you did for my T.J., anything.
00:39:55Thank you, my friend.
00:40:08Okay.
00:40:10Okay.
00:40:22What?
00:40:28Hi.
00:40:28Hi.
00:40:29Gwen, sorry.
00:40:29Yes, hi.
00:40:31Thanks for coming.
00:40:31I was just going over a legal brief.
00:40:33Can I get you a drink?
00:40:34Anything to eat?
00:40:35Uh, no, no.
00:40:36I just want to get to the bottom of this.
00:40:38Hey, is she alone?
00:40:39Who is she with?
00:40:41Okay, she's with some men, but I can't see his face.
00:40:44Okay, try to take some pictures and send them to me, okay?
00:40:46Okay.
00:41:19A little work thing?
00:41:25Hey, wait ten minutes and serve her.
00:41:28On it.
00:41:29You don't need a lawyer now, but what you do need is you need to be very honest with me,
00:41:33okay?
00:41:35I need to, uh...
00:41:40I need you to vanish.
00:41:42Vanish.
00:41:43Yes, I need you to lie low.
00:41:44I can't afford, uh, Tammy to depose you to testify against Brett under any circumstance.
00:41:49Good evening.
00:41:50Green juice and some nori chips.
00:41:52No, no, no, don't take that.
00:41:54Okay.
00:41:55You've been served.
00:41:57Oh, hi, Mark.
00:41:58Hi.
00:41:58Always a pleasure to see you.
00:41:59Long time no see.
00:42:04Can I see that?
00:42:06Yeah.
00:42:10Yeah, you've been subpoenaed to come to arbitration tomorrow.
00:42:12But I have Pilates tomorrow.
00:42:15Well, I'm sorry you might have to.
00:42:19You might not make Pilates tomorrow.
00:42:25A little work thing, huh?
00:42:26I'm pretty sure we switched background checks.
00:42:28Oh, yeah, you sure did.
00:42:30You were married?
00:42:31You were in jail?
00:42:40Did you get the nobles to run a background check on me?
00:42:42Because we both know you need to get the dirt, right, honey?
00:42:43But I run due diligence on businesses.
00:42:45There is a big difference.
00:42:46They are corporations, not people.
00:42:48Not according to the Supreme Court.
00:42:49Let's stay on topic here.
00:42:50Because you know what?
00:42:50It's a really big topic.
00:42:52You were married.
00:42:53For a day.
00:42:53At a bachelorette party in Vegas.
00:42:55You were in jail.
00:42:56For five minutes.
00:42:56I'm sorry.
00:42:57I missed the no trespassing sign.
00:42:58You also lied about your college GPA.
00:43:00I round it up.
00:43:01Who doesn't?
00:43:01Meanwhile, what do you do when you watch TV?
00:43:03You're always not liking those beauty contests.
00:43:05But guess who was Miss Supreme Ann Arbor in 2006?
00:43:07I did it for the scholarship money.
00:43:08Your speech was on world peace.
00:43:10We all make mistakes when we're young.
00:43:12Yeah, like me with the no trespassing sign.
00:43:14Philip!
00:43:31This isn't us.
00:43:32I'm so sorry, honey.
00:43:33I'm so sorry.
00:43:33What are we doing?
00:43:34This is crazy.
00:43:35We're going to do this.
00:43:35I love you so much.
00:43:36I'm sorry.
00:43:38You were married?
00:43:39You were incarcerated?
00:43:41Look, I'm sorry about Gwen, okay?
00:43:42I should have told you everything.
00:43:43The meeting, she called.
00:43:44She said, I want to keep it a secret.
00:43:45Look, I've been honest, but I couldn't.
00:43:47Because, you know, whatever.
00:43:48The point is, this case is driving you nuts.
00:43:50Wait, listen.
00:43:50We're going to go in there tomorrow.
00:43:52We are going to settle this.
00:43:53And it'll all go back to normal.
00:43:54We're not going to court.
00:43:55No court.
00:43:57Definitely no court.
00:43:58Okay.
00:44:01Okay.
00:44:03Is there any more bulgogi tacos left?
00:44:05Because I'm starving.
00:44:13So are you ready for a second chance at a fair deal for both of you?
00:44:17No.
00:44:19Thinking to be reasonable with Tabby today?
00:44:21No.
00:44:28I know divorce is a gut punch.
00:44:30But the two of you go into court, it's only going to bring more pain for the both of you.
00:44:35This way?
00:44:43Where's Gwen?
00:44:45Family emergency.
00:44:46It's a well-timed emergency.
00:44:49Are we ready to divide assets?
00:44:53No, actually.
00:44:55After conferring with my lawyer, I've decided I want to go to court.
00:44:59Excuse me?
00:45:00And after conferring, conference, whatever, with my lawyer, I want to go to court.
00:45:09Then I guess you're going to court.
00:45:23Good morning.
00:45:23Good morning.
00:45:25Um, what do you think for the gala?
00:45:27Orchids or these beautiful pink flowers?
00:45:29Well, you do know I love orchids, but pink is the color of breast cancer research, so.
00:45:34You are always the person to ask.
00:45:36We'll do a little mix of both.
00:45:39I wanted to talk to you about the Noble case.
00:45:42I've given it my all, but I'm not a litigator.
00:45:45I mean, I'm certain you can find someone much better suited for this.
00:45:49Dana, I believe in you.
00:45:52I also know that you've never met a challenge that you haven't conquered.
00:45:58And I know that Tabby needs you right now.
00:46:01She's all alone.
00:46:04Now, I have a tiny request.
00:46:09Yes.
00:46:11I want you to ask Mark to bring Brett to the gala.
00:46:16Um, that is not what I call a tiny request.
00:46:19I mean, isn't there going to be some conflict?
00:46:22Tabby will be there.
00:46:22Exactly.
00:46:24My thinking is that Tabby and Brett are always their best at big events in front of the camera.
00:46:28And it's not just for show.
00:46:30It somehow bonds them.
00:46:32So I was thinking the gala might be a chance for a reconciliation.
00:46:35You really are an eternal optimist.
00:46:37I'd just like to make opportunities out of challenges.
00:46:42Okay.
00:46:42I will ask Mark about Brett.
00:46:46Thank you for the flowers.
00:46:47I'm keeping them.
00:46:53Hey.
00:46:55This is a slam dunk, right?
00:46:58Well, yeah.
00:46:59I mean, Dana doesn't love court.
00:47:00I'm certainly not going to capitalize on it.
00:47:03You're not.
00:47:06Mark.
00:47:07Mark, I shouldn't be sharing this with you, but, uh, looks like you're going to make partner.
00:47:13Contingent on winning this case, of course, right?
00:47:15Of course.
00:47:16We need partners who will do what it takes.
00:47:19Well, be that as it may, Lois, I'm going to prioritize what's best for Dana and me.
00:47:24But what's best for both of you is you making partner.
00:47:27Getting a raise, taking Dana to Hawaii.
00:47:29She, she loves Hawaii, right?
00:47:32I can no longer tell the difference between the carrot and the stick.
00:47:36The carrot is my not using the stick.
00:47:42Slam dunk.
00:47:54You know how I am with public speaking.
00:47:56I mean, I get weird.
00:47:57I clam up.
00:47:58I make the face.
00:47:59Honey, your face is adorable.
00:48:02Plus, court's not going to happen for another few months.
00:48:04We'll have plenty of time to prepare.
00:48:06That'd be great.
00:48:07Okay?
00:48:10Plus, you happen to be the only lawyer that I will never use my usual soundbite of.
00:48:15I'd rather be on our side than the opponent's, right?
00:48:18Okay, on to more important topics, like a vacation.
00:48:22I think when all this is done, you and I need a vacay.
00:48:23What do you say about Hawaii?
00:48:24Please, Hawaii, Maui, Kauai, anywhere where there's a beach and a pina colada.
00:48:30Sounds perfect to me.
00:48:32Maybe it'll be our own little baby one.
00:48:35Now we've come full circle back to the baby convo.
00:48:38Mm-hmm.
00:48:39Listen, I have been thinking a lot, and are you sure we're ready for it not just to be
00:48:46the two of us?
00:48:48You know, late night ice cream and lazy Saturdays in bed and vacations.
00:48:56Are you really ready to be parents?
00:48:58Honey, is anybody ever ready?
00:49:09But a lover's glass...
00:49:20Hey, babe.
00:49:21Okay.
00:49:21Hi.
00:49:22One coffee coming up.
00:49:24Oh, thank you.
00:49:26Got to describe my bag.
00:49:27Okay.
00:49:30All right.
00:49:47You know, I love you in blue.
00:49:48Oh, love you in green.
00:49:51What's your morning like?
00:49:52Oh, I don't know.
00:49:53I just...
00:49:56Just some work stuff.
00:49:57What were you?
00:49:58Yeah, same.
00:49:59Big day.
00:50:00Yeah, you ready?
00:50:01Yeah, two minutes.
00:50:02Okay.
00:50:02I'll meet you downstairs.
00:50:12Okay.
00:50:13Okay.
00:50:16Bye.
00:50:16See you later.
00:50:18Bye.
00:50:18Bye.
00:50:18Bye.
00:50:30Bye.
00:50:59I'm so sorry.
00:51:15I need anything to go home.
00:51:16Thanks very much.
00:51:31Gwen, hi.
00:51:33Seriously?
00:51:34Are you here to offer me another subpoena?
00:51:36No, no, I'm not.
00:51:39Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:51:41Listen, I'm not here as a lawyer, I'm here as a human.
00:51:43Okay?
00:51:44Your best friend of 20 years, Tabby, is going through a really hard time, and she's doing it all alone.
00:51:50Even if you played a part in it, I just really think she could use a friend right now.
00:51:54I'm so over this whole thing.
00:51:55I am not the bad guy here, and I was promised I wouldn't be.
00:51:58But I will be, if I have to be.
00:52:00I don't think I understand what that means.
00:52:02It means tell Tabby to pay the money she owes me.
00:52:05I can't even make rent anymore.
00:52:10Oh, you left a...
00:52:24Kim, let's run back around on Gwen.
00:52:42Hey, babe.
00:52:44Scared me.
00:52:45How was your day?
00:52:47How was my day?
00:52:49Um, completely exhausting.
00:52:53Do you have a big meeting?
00:52:56Actually, I sat down with Gwen today.
00:52:59And, uh, I talked about your subpoena to help her expedite the divorce.
00:53:03You said she'll do anything to help us both out.
00:53:05So, are you okay?
00:53:06Yeah, I just, um...
00:53:09Yeah, I was just spending the day chasing things down.
00:53:13Come here.
00:53:17So, I've been thinking about what you said.
00:53:20And I thought, what if I quit my job and I stayed home with the baby?
00:53:25It'd be fun, you know?
00:53:26I mean, I'd be a domestic engineer.
00:53:31So, hold on.
00:53:32I would be working all day while you're home with our sweet little baby?
00:53:34Okay, well, we could take turns working, and then you could stay home with the baby and Rambo.
00:53:38Who's Rambo?
00:53:39Rambo's our dog, the German Shepherd.
00:53:41I thought I'd get him a nice red bandana.
00:53:43Our puppy sounds like he just got back from NOM.
00:53:45I don't even like Rambo.
00:53:47What are you talking about?
00:53:48You tell me you love the franchise.
00:53:50Yeah, honey.
00:53:51It's the same way I say I love watching hockey or, you know, going to the hardware store on Sunday.
00:53:55I mean, these are...
00:53:57These are just things you say on a second date.
00:53:59You're falling madly in love.
00:54:00Oh, so kind of how I feel when we have to go shoe shopping, or maybe you book us some
00:54:05Cajun cooking classes.
00:54:06We sit here and we watch Steel Magnolias over and over.
00:54:10No, that is not possible.
00:54:11Steel Magnolias is an American classic.
00:54:13Okay.
00:54:14All right, fine.
00:54:15So, let's do this.
00:54:16Let's compromise, all right?
00:54:17What?
00:54:18We've got Oliver.
00:54:20We've got Rambo.
00:54:21One goat.
00:54:22And baby Churvich.
00:54:24So, we'll be working part-time so that we can stay home part-time.
00:54:27Is that enough income?
00:54:29Babe, maybe we need less income.
00:54:32Maybe we need to move somewhere cheaper.
00:54:34We can move to Minnesota near my family.
00:54:35Yeah, or we could go to Ann Arbor near my family, and baby Churvich could be around cousins, and...
00:54:40Mm-hmm.
00:54:41I don't know, honey.
00:54:42We'll figure it out.
00:54:43Yes, we will.
00:54:50Oh, great.
00:54:51What?
00:54:52Our court date has been sent.
00:54:53No.
00:54:54No, next Monday?
00:54:55This is supposed to be months from now.
00:54:57Oh, you know, I was supposed to pull some strings.
00:55:00It's okay.
00:55:00It's all right.
00:55:01Hey.
00:55:02It's okay.
00:55:03We'll figure it out.
00:55:04Come here, baby.
00:55:06We'll figure it out.
00:55:08You know, I think things will be a whole lot better once we watch Rambo.
00:55:18Saturday, 5 p.m.
00:55:19We will see you there, our child.
00:55:22Luca, my friend.
00:55:23Mark, always a treat.
00:55:25You were asking me about Gabby Noble, right?
00:55:28Mm-hmm.
00:55:29Yes.
00:55:29Well, I did some sniffing around.
00:55:31Turns out she's got quite a few credit lines set up, but with non-banking entities that catch my drift.
00:55:38But word is she's a savvy businesswoman.
00:55:41She's got the golden touch.
00:55:43Prince Bunny is the quote.
00:55:46But it doesn't get sent to the bank.
00:55:49So, were you saying she's got offshore accounts?
00:55:52Who was to say?
00:55:54All right, do me a favor.
00:55:54Just keep this between you and me, okay?
00:55:56The lips are zipped.
00:55:58Grazie.
00:55:58All right.
00:55:59And I will be right here with your drinks.
00:56:01Have a lovely night.
00:56:02Thank you, my friend.
00:56:05See you again.
00:56:07TJ, hi.
00:56:08Nice to see you.
00:56:08I can't wait to see your plate.
00:56:10Mark's just down here.
00:56:11Okay.
00:56:11By the way, astronaut of Brett Noble, seems right.
00:56:14He's got a gambler's spirit.
00:56:16Car games, Vegas.
00:56:17He's a high roller everywhere.
00:56:18So he spent all their money?
00:56:19Nah, more the opposite.
00:56:21Where it is, guy's a winner.
00:56:22Diamond ants.
00:56:23So he's hiding his winnings?
00:56:25Huh.
00:56:26Listen, just keep this between us, okay?
00:56:28Thanks.
00:56:30Hey, love.
00:56:30Hi, honey.
00:56:32Oh, I'm famished.
00:56:33I'm so exhausted.
00:56:35You know what I was thinking?
00:56:36Instead of a vacation, we should quit our jobs, we should sell everything we own, and we should
00:56:39just move to Hawaii.
00:56:40Hmm.
00:56:41I'm so game.
00:56:41That sounds amazing.
00:56:42Oh, by the way, Rambo actually also loves the sands.
00:56:46And what will we do with all your orchids?
00:56:47Hmm.
00:56:48Hmm.
00:56:48Solid point.
00:56:49How are you feeling about court?
00:56:51I, how I feel about everything right now.
00:56:53Like, it's just spiraling out of control.
00:56:54Come here.
00:56:56You're gonna do great.
00:57:00But, we've got Judge Clark, who I know well, she's great, but can I give you a pointer?
00:57:04Please, I will take all the pointers.
00:57:06Judge Clark likes sports analogies.
00:57:08So if you can pepper some sports analogies into your statements, that would be great.
00:57:11Wait, what?
00:57:12Judge Clark likes sports?
00:57:13Yeah.
00:57:14Online she was quoting Proust and playing Dungeons and Dragons.
00:57:16I'm just telling you.
00:57:18Okay, let's just play this out.
00:57:19What kind of sports things am I actually gonna know how to reference this?
00:57:22You're gonna go to something like, oh, this case is a slam goal and par for the field.
00:57:25I think we'll workshop it.
00:57:27Don't worry.
00:57:28Ugh.
00:57:30What?
00:57:31Um, Uncle Paul wants me to ask you if Brett will come to Jackie's gala.
00:57:40But, isn't Tabby gonna be there?
00:57:41I mean, honey, you both know that those two together are like loose cannons.
00:57:46And the night before their court date?
00:57:47What are we talking about?
00:57:47I know, I know, but he truly thinks I could help mend things.
00:57:51You do know I have to do what's best for my client, right?
00:57:56Isn't what's best for your client to attempt reconciliation?
00:58:02Not necessarily.
00:58:07What?
00:58:08Nothing.
00:58:16This new stylist brought some amazing options.
00:58:20Tabby, I really need you to focus.
00:58:22We've got to quickly prepare you for court.
00:58:23Yeah, about that.
00:58:24How formal will it be?
00:58:25A divorce trial can be quite strict proceedings.
00:58:29No, no, no.
00:58:29I mean my outfit.
00:58:30Like, heels, wedges, autumnal neutral tones?
00:58:34Can you please take this seriously?
00:58:35Honestly, you are going to be asked very prying questions about your marriage, your history,
00:58:40your character, in a courtroom full of press.
00:58:42Yeah.
00:58:43So?
00:58:43I can handle that?
00:58:44I've been in front of a camera for 20 years.
00:58:47I had 3.4 million people watch my struggle to get pregnant.
00:58:51I'm sorry.
00:58:52I really can't imagine what that feels like.
00:58:55Yeah, I wouldn't want you to.
00:58:59Do you still want children?
00:59:03More than anything.
00:59:06It's kind of something I've always wanted.
00:59:11What about you?
00:59:13You want kids?
00:59:15Yes.
00:59:16So much.
00:59:18But I feel like it's the biggest decision I'll make in life and...
00:59:22I'm kind of scared.
00:59:24Scared of what exactly?
00:59:27Scared that...
00:59:28Scared that I'll mess it up.
00:59:30That I won't be a good mom.
00:59:31That it'll change things between me and Mark.
00:59:35It will change things between you and Mark.
00:59:38I know.
00:59:38And I'm sure in the most magical way.
00:59:40But for my parents, it changed things and they slowly fell apart.
00:59:47And I just wouldn't want to put my kids through what I went through when my parents were divorced.
00:59:50So, you're unsure about kids because you think you might get divorced?
00:59:55No.
00:59:56Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:59:58I...
00:59:58No.
00:59:59Mark is...
01:00:00I love Mark with all of my heart.
01:00:02He is the best decision I've ever made.
01:00:04I think this is the winner.
01:00:05What about you?
01:00:08Oh, yeah, that's...
01:00:09That's great.
01:00:10It's perfect.
01:00:11Yeah.
01:00:13Brad, come on.
01:00:13I've got to get you ready for court.
01:00:14Bro, I am 3% body fat.
01:00:16I am ready.
01:00:17That's great.
01:00:18I'm glad you're 3% body fat.
01:00:19We've got to go over the issues, man.
01:00:21There are no issues.
01:00:22Everything I asked for should be mine.
01:00:24And it would be if you signed a prenup.
01:00:26No way, man.
01:00:26Prenups are such a bummer.
01:00:27That's distrust.
01:00:28It's not love.
01:00:29It has nothing to do with distrust, Brad.
01:00:31It's called protection.
01:00:32Marriage is not some whim.
01:00:34It's a legal binding contract.
01:00:35Yeah, but that's like make sure all the exit doors work on the plane before the flight
01:00:39takes off.
01:00:40Exactly.
01:00:40That's my point.
01:00:41It's called protection.
01:00:42Yeah, but why get on the flight if you think the plane's just going to crash?
01:00:45Okay, you know what, Brad?
01:00:46Just, can you get down here and you, you, you, why don't you just, why don't you tell me?
01:00:51I mean, do you have a prenup?
01:00:53Look at me.
01:00:53I'm a family lawyer.
01:00:54Of course I have a prenup.
01:00:55Yeah, never felt like a bad sign, you know?
01:00:57Like a lack of trust.
01:00:58I mean, you're already focusing on the marriage ending before it's even began.
01:01:01No.
01:01:01No, not okay.
01:01:02All right.
01:01:03I'll give you that.
01:01:04If I was to be perfectly honest with you, sure, for one little moment, yeah.
01:01:08Exactly.
01:01:08And why would you want to believe that you'd have to one day protect yourself from the
01:01:11person that you love most in the world?
01:01:12I didn't want to believe that.
01:01:14So why did you want a prenup?
01:01:16I didn't, Brad.
01:01:17I didn't want a prenup.
01:01:19She did.
01:01:21So what's your point?
01:01:23I don't know.
01:01:25Just, you know, don't worry about the exit doors.
01:01:50This shade of red was actually created for me.
01:01:53It's called Tabby Red.
01:02:05Oh, you look fantastic.
01:02:09This is beautiful.
01:02:11And Jackie would be so proud.
01:02:14And I hope so.
01:02:16So, not to press the issue, but is Brett coming?
01:02:20He's not.
01:02:21I'm sorry.
01:02:22Mark just didn't think it was a good idea.
01:02:24I was hoping for something different.
01:02:25I know.
01:02:28Oh, excuse me.
01:02:30Of course.
01:02:34So, it's Italian silk, and it was, oh!
01:02:37Oh!
01:02:37And this.
01:02:38My divorce lawyer, Dana Chervik.
01:02:41But she's so much more than that.
01:02:42She's my queen, my rock.
01:02:45She's practically my best friend.
01:02:47Well, I should raise my rates.
01:02:50Um, excuse me one second.
01:02:51Sorry.
01:02:53Hey, sorry to interrupt.
01:02:54Like, Gwen's background check just came through.
01:02:56And?
01:02:56And?
01:02:57Looks like she just bought a commercial property in Soho.
01:02:59Like, bought?
01:03:00In cash, in her name, days ago.
01:03:03Days ago, she was telling me she couldn't make rent.
01:03:05Maybe Brett bought the property for Gwen.
01:03:07See?
01:03:07Something's off.
01:03:08Something is fishy.
01:03:09So, maybe Brett's hiding money through Gwen.
01:03:11Well, there's a legal term for hiding money.
01:03:13What did the, uh, forensic accountant say?
01:03:15They're finishing up.
01:03:16Okay, just tell them to please let me know whatever they find.
01:03:18Of course.
01:03:19Thanks.
01:03:31Hi.
01:03:32Hey.
01:03:35Uh, you look stunning, as always.
01:03:40Ditto.
01:03:41I got you a present.
01:03:42Is it Oliver?
01:03:43Where are you, boy?
01:03:44Come here.
01:03:44No, no, no, it's not Oliver.
01:03:45Hopefully something just as good.
01:03:47Listen, honey, I just...
01:03:48I just want to say, with all of the fighting...
01:03:51We're not fighting.
01:03:51Yes, we are, and it's okay.
01:03:54There's no one on the planet I would rather fight with more than you.
01:03:57For free, I mean.
01:03:59Me too.
01:04:00And soon this is all going to be behind us, and it'll just be us again.
01:04:04Yeah, we just got to get through court tomorrow, right?
01:04:06Are you nervous?
01:04:08I mean, no, but I'm going to anxiety spiral anyway.
01:04:12Hey.
01:04:13You're going to do great.
01:04:15Because you always do great.
01:04:16I'll be right there with you.
01:04:18Yeah.
01:04:18On the other side.
01:04:19No.
01:04:21On your side.
01:04:22Always.
01:04:24You say the sweetest things.
01:04:27Can I ask you a slightly tangential question?
01:04:30Of course.
01:04:30Those are my favorites.
01:04:32Why did you want a prenup?
01:04:34I...
01:04:35We both wanted a prenup.
01:04:37No.
01:04:38Dana, you're the one who wanted the prenup.
01:04:49Honey.
01:04:51You got Brett to come.
01:04:53How did you...
01:04:54Ah, yeah.
01:04:55You're present.
01:04:56Because you said this is the best, and I believe in you, so...
01:05:01I just got to figure out how I can keep this guy in check.
01:05:04I'm going to keep Tabby in check, too.
01:05:05All right.
01:05:06Divide and go.
01:05:09Okay, here we go.
01:05:10Brett.
01:05:11Hey.
01:05:12Let's grab you a drink.
01:05:14You played out good.
01:05:16Hey.
01:05:17Last minute, he decides to show up.
01:05:20He's trying to keep me off keel.
01:05:21No, he's just trying to support you and raise some money for cancer research.
01:05:25Or he's going to do what he always does and make this about him.
01:05:27Tabby, isn't there any benefit of the doubt here?
01:05:29I mean, isn't there any good in him you can still find?
01:05:32I mean, isn't there any good in him you can still find?
01:05:36Yeah.
01:05:38He looks great in a tux.
01:05:44Right.
01:05:45Did you order ahead of time, or...?
01:05:47It's a classy event.
01:05:49Yeah.
01:05:51Yeah.
01:05:53Is, uh...
01:05:54Is Tabby looking?
01:05:58Uh-huh.
01:06:00What's her face say?
01:06:02Her face says she's looking, Brett.
01:06:05Huh.
01:06:05Why don't you go over there and just congratulate her?
01:06:11Yeah.
01:06:13Or I could, uh, take the stage and, you know, make a speech about cancer or something.
01:06:16Yeah, you know, it's very gracious of you.
01:06:19No, don't do that.
01:06:20Yeah, but I can entertain.
01:06:21Hey, laughter's the best medicine.
01:06:23I think science would refute that.
01:06:25You know what you could do?
01:06:26Is I think Tabby deserves a nice private hello.
01:06:29Okay?
01:06:29Okay.
01:06:29Could we have a quick soundbite?
01:06:32Uh, no.
01:06:34Yes.
01:06:35Great.
01:06:36Brett, what do you think about the hearing tomorrow?
01:06:37My client actually believes that it'll be a fair and equitable agreement and it'll be reached, so...
01:06:41No, I don't.
01:06:43I think what my lawyer keeps telling me, that he'd rather be on our side than the opponent's.
01:06:48Excuse me?
01:06:52Come on, it's just something I have to say to keep the sky in check.
01:06:55It's something you say when you think you're gonna win.
01:06:58Honey, winning would be us never seeing these two people again.
01:07:01You guys are driving me insane.
01:07:06Are they flirting?
01:07:07I was kind of hoping you showed up.
01:07:10I missed you.
01:07:12What's happening?
01:07:13That red really compliments your lipstick.
01:07:18And your eyes.
01:07:19That is flirting.
01:07:21So maybe we did just win.
01:07:23Yes, we did.
01:07:23I love when you wear a tux.
01:07:26Yeah, it's a camo.
01:07:28Yeah, I noticed.
01:07:29No, sir.
01:07:31Oh, excuse me.
01:07:33Yeah.
01:07:36Excuse me.
01:07:38So we just got the forensic accounting report on Brett.
01:07:41We just got the forensic accounting on Tabby.
01:07:44Right.
01:07:44She has offshore accounts.
01:07:46He has substantial poker winnings.
01:07:48He's invested internationally.
01:07:51Multiple untraceable businesses.
01:07:52He's hiding millions from her.
01:07:55She's hiding millions from him.
01:07:57Guess he's not as naive as he looks.
01:07:59Guess she's not as naive as she looks.
01:08:02Guess not.
01:08:02You were my everything.
01:08:04I'm your everything?
01:08:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:08:06Make it all about you.
01:08:07Always has to be about you.
01:08:08I was invited.
01:08:10No, you weren't about you.
01:08:11You weren't even invited.
01:08:12I was invited.
01:08:13I got an email.
01:08:14It's okay.
01:08:15Let's get you a cold shower.
01:08:17Take a cheese toast.
01:08:19Okay.
01:08:20It's okay.
01:08:20I'm sorry.
01:08:25It's okay.
01:08:26Deep breath.
01:08:39Why are you up sorely?
01:08:41Why did you sleep on the couch?
01:08:43I guess I just fell asleep out here.
01:08:47Look, about last night, I said some things I regret.
01:08:52And it's not just because I have much wittier retorts in the morning.
01:08:56Okay, noted.
01:09:01Hey, we're going to figure it out, okay?
01:09:03We always do.
01:09:04Yeah, we always do.
01:09:08So, do you want to take a car over together?
01:09:09I think I just need a minute to, you know, get myself together.
01:09:12I'm going to go over now.
01:09:14But hey, I got you covered.
01:09:17You're going to do great.
01:09:36But what about that three-pointer in game five?
01:09:38Yeah, what about that magic sky hook?
01:09:40Oh, come on.
01:09:41Legendary, right?
01:09:42Good to see you, Counselor.
01:09:44Well, let's get started.
01:09:45Play friendly with the judge.
01:09:47I'm a friendly guy.
01:09:52So, what do you think?
01:09:54I think we're going to do our very best.
01:09:57No, I mean my outfit.
01:09:59I think it screams I deserve all the marital property.
01:10:03Yeah.
01:10:04Is this going to take long?
01:10:05What, do you got somewhere more important to me?
01:10:07CrossFit's at three, so...
01:10:09Counsel, do we have assets in question and arguments ready?
01:10:14Your Honor, yes, we do.
01:10:23Counselor?
01:10:29May I just have one second, please?
01:10:31Take all the time you need.
01:10:45Your Honor, due to recent findings, I would like to request a brief recess.
01:10:49Now, we just got started.
01:10:50Now, why do you need a recess?
01:10:52I need to perform due diligence, as new evidence has been brought to our attention that would affect the financial
01:10:56structure of the settlement.
01:10:57That I'm sure the court would hate to see us punch, rather than trying an end around.
01:11:05You're in luck that I missed breakfast.
01:11:08Court is at recess for an hour.
01:11:14Give me the address on the commercial property, Gwenbot.
01:11:17Hang tight.
01:11:17I'll be right back.
01:11:18Okay.
01:11:19Okay.
01:11:32Shouldn't you be in court?
01:11:34Yes, I should be.
01:11:35What is this?
01:11:35What is Gwen's glutes?
01:11:37My new Pilates studio, slash, method acting workshop.
01:11:41So is that what contract 31st at 11 means?
01:11:44Because this is, this is the 31st.
01:11:46And this is your new commercial space?
01:11:47This, this space, how did you afford this?
01:11:49Did Brett buy this for you with money he's hiding from Tabby?
01:11:52Do I need a lawyer?
01:11:53If you're an accomplice in laundering money, then yes.
01:11:55I'm not laundering money.
01:11:57This was part of the judge.
01:11:58I'm not the villain here.
01:11:59You know what?
01:12:00This has become a little too much.
01:12:01You can come to court and tell the truth, please.
01:12:04Or I'll tell what I think is the truth.
01:12:06Yes.
01:12:21What is she doing here?
01:12:23You're my best friend and you stole my husband.
01:12:26I never stole him.
01:12:27All the time we spent together was Brett talking about how much he loved you.
01:12:31Asking how he could fix your rift and win you back.
01:12:34I never had a chance.
01:12:35What?
01:12:36Even if I wanted him, how could I ever compare with perfect Tabby?
01:12:40Order.
01:12:41Order.
01:12:43Order.
01:12:46Is that true?
01:12:47Every single word.
01:12:49I have loved you from the moment I met you.
01:12:52Even now.
01:12:53Oh, Brettie, me too.
01:12:55I'm so sorry for everything.
01:12:57No, baby, it's not your fault.
01:12:59It was the lawyers.
01:13:00They pressured us into getting divorced.
01:13:03They really did.
01:13:04What?
01:13:04Sorry, what's that?
01:13:05Yeah, it's true, they did.
01:13:06They did.
01:13:07But I don't want to live without you.
01:13:11Well, then.
01:13:16Will you marry me again?
01:13:18You don't really have to ask her to marry you again.
01:13:21Yeah, you guys never were divorced in the first place, Brett.
01:13:22Of course I'll marry you, my love.
01:13:25Again.
01:13:26Yeah.
01:13:31Forever and ever.
01:13:32Yeah.
01:13:33And we'll have the biggest wedding.
01:13:34Yeah, and you're all invited.
01:13:36All of you.
01:13:36Or you can bid on photos of the event.
01:13:40Yeah.
01:13:53Extra salt and butter.
01:13:54Both sides.
01:13:56Good.
01:13:57How many more popcorn?
01:13:59Today was a disaster.
01:14:00Oh, baby.
01:14:01It was a disaster.
01:14:03Terrible.
01:14:03It's okay.
01:14:06If you're a troubled couple on the brink of giving up...
01:14:09Come along with us.
01:14:10Turn, turn up, turn up, turn up.
01:14:12...where we explore the challenges and triumphs of marriage as we counsel couples back into love.
01:14:20Live on air every Wednesday night.
01:14:22I'm Tabby Noble.
01:14:23And I'm Brett Noble.
01:14:24And please join us for Noble Love on Reality Real.
01:14:30I'm sorry, excuse me, they have a new show?
01:14:33Were there marriage counseling?
01:14:34Live?
01:14:35They were divorcing this morning.
01:14:36How in the world could they pull this together so quickly?
01:14:40They didn't.
01:14:45Hey, Gwen, we really need to talk.
01:14:47You don't want to mess with lawyers, Gwen.
01:14:49We serve injunctions for breakfast.
01:14:56So, what's the game here?
01:14:58They were never divorcing?
01:14:59Was this a stunt?
01:15:02Yeah.
01:15:03It was all a con.
01:15:04They haven't been able to sell a show in a while, so they came up with this.
01:15:08They paid me to go along with it, promised to buy me the Pilates studio.
01:15:12Then they made me the villain at every turn.
01:15:14Why?
01:15:15I mean, how?
01:15:16I mean, this doesn't make any sense.
01:15:17There were so many private moments that were, they weren't filming.
01:15:21Yeah.
01:15:22No, they were.
01:15:22They recorded all of it, planning to use it all for the show.
01:15:26So they...
01:15:27Used you?
01:15:28Yeah.
01:15:29Because that's what they do best.
01:15:31But whatever, your firm's got paid, and everyone gets a happy ending.
01:15:35Everyone except us.
01:15:37Right.
01:15:44The nobles were lying.
01:15:46There was never going to be a divorce.
01:15:48This is fraud.
01:15:49Let's be careful with terminology.
01:15:51Fraud is a grave accusation.
01:15:53And to be forthright, however belatedly...
01:15:56Paul and I knew.
01:15:57Not at first, but the head of Reality Real cleared it with us.
01:16:01What are you talking about?
01:16:02I'm sorry, excuse me?
01:16:03What?
01:16:03What?
01:16:03We never imagined it would go this far.
01:16:05And we never would have gone along with it if we'd known it would negatively affect you.
01:16:09Why would you guys even do this?
01:16:10Partners thought it would be good for our firm.
01:16:12And I thought it would be good both for Tabby and for your career, and for Jackie's legacy fund.
01:16:17I didn't think it would avalanche like this.
01:16:19But, ultimately, we wanted them to reconcile, and they did.
01:16:24So, maybe we let all be well that ends well?
01:16:28Was it misguided in self-serving?
01:16:30Yes.
01:16:31But did they pay their bills on time and in full?
01:16:34Also, yes.
01:16:35Which is more than I can say about most clients.
01:16:36You see what's happening here has brought us full circle back to the lawyer integrity joke.
01:16:44Well, you know what the worst part is?
01:16:46Everyone's raving about noble love.
01:16:48That's not the worst part.
01:16:49The worst part is they got away with it.
01:16:51Okay, guys, look.
01:16:52If they're happy, just let them be happy.
01:16:55But how can they be happy if they're still lying to each other?
01:16:58I mean, Brett is hiding money from Tabby.
01:17:00And Tabby's hiding money from Brett.
01:17:01No, they're never going to be happy until they get truthful.
01:17:05Well, maybe it's our job to get them truthful.
01:17:08You know, to heal them.
01:17:10Okay, Gwen.
01:17:10I'm sorry, guys.
01:17:11But this sounds less like therapy and more like some sort of revenge cabal.
01:17:15I'm out, babe.
01:17:15I'm also out.
01:17:17Okay.
01:17:17Fine.
01:17:18But help me with this.
01:17:19Where can I find a great actor?
01:17:22Well, look.
01:17:23He's right here.
01:17:23TJ's a great actor, right?
01:17:25Ah, there you go.
01:17:26Hey, come here.
01:17:26Sit down.
01:17:28Look at that face.
01:17:30You act?
01:17:31Yeah.
01:17:32Method?
01:17:33Strasburg all the way.
01:17:35How would you like the role of a lifetime?
01:17:37Who would I be playing?
01:17:39My husband.
01:17:42I could method act that.
01:17:46I kind of feel like we shouldn't be here.
01:17:54Half cheddar ranch, half peanut butter cup.
01:17:57Mmm, delicious combo.
01:17:59Maybe just not at the same time.
01:18:01No, I don't think that'd be the best idea.
01:18:05Very good.
01:18:07Oh, you think we should have stopped this?
01:18:09I don't think we would have much of a chance to stop anything.
01:18:12Gwen's on a mission.
01:18:13Besides, they don't need noble love.
01:18:14They need tough love.
01:18:16Good one, honey.
01:18:19You can have a seat here.
01:18:20Oh, thanks.
01:18:26Perfect.
01:18:27I love this jacket.
01:18:29Gwen?
01:18:31Wait, you're not married?
01:18:32Yes, I am.
01:18:33This is my husband, TJ.
01:18:35I kept him a secret because I know how you two love secrets.
01:18:38Hey, bro.
01:18:40I dug all your shows.
01:18:41I'm also a thespian.
01:18:42I'm headlining a play right now.
01:18:44Like on Broadway or?
01:18:46Atlantic City.
01:18:47It's a Broadway of Jersey.
01:18:49Yeah, it's not, bro.
01:18:51Well, where should we begin?
01:18:53Fire in five, four, three.
01:18:59We're back on Noble Love, where love begins again.
01:19:04Starting with us.
01:19:07And today we have a very special couple with us.
01:19:11My best friend and assistant, Gwen.
01:19:14I thought I was fired from both of those roles.
01:19:17What are you talking about?
01:19:19And my man, TJ, over here.
01:19:22Fellow.
01:19:22I can't believe Luca got him on the show.
01:19:25Well, you know Luca.
01:19:27He knows people and knows people.
01:19:30What is the biggest issue in your marriage?
01:19:32Well, I'm sad to say that Gwen has been hiding money from me.
01:19:36TJ's also been hiding money from me.
01:19:38Um, we've had great success with the businesses we've built together.
01:19:42But then Gwen moved our profits to secret accounts.
01:19:46While TJ's been hiding his Vegas winnings in overseas funds.
01:19:50Oh, wow.
01:19:53Well, I can see how that would affect your marriage, as trust is the foundation of love.
01:20:01And love meets trust the way sunshine and flowers meet each other.
01:20:07That's right.
01:20:08But there's more.
01:20:09TJ also ran a background check on me.
01:20:12And Gwen ran a background check on me.
01:20:18Well, that is a total invasion of privacy.
01:20:23Yeah, if someone did that to me, I would be very, very upset.
01:20:26Yeah, me too.
01:20:28Um, we'll be right back.
01:20:33That's unbelievable.
01:20:34You think they'll make it?
01:20:35You think they'll be okay?
01:20:36Yeah, you know, I do.
01:20:39You know, it's something new for both of them.
01:20:42Something honest.
01:20:43Something real.
01:20:47Do you think we'll be okay?
01:20:50Do you?
01:20:54Yeah, I do.
01:20:59I actually know it.
01:21:01I mean, there isn't much that's certain in life, but...
01:21:05You're as close as it gets.
01:21:08Honey, I know.
01:21:10I can overthink and overworry and become fatalistic.
01:21:18I wouldn't want any other life than the life I have with you, whatever that looks like.
01:21:26And I know I said the most important decision we can make is having a child, but I think I
01:21:34was wrong.
01:21:35I think the most important decision we make is who we share our life with.
01:21:42And I would make this decision one million times over exactly the same.
01:22:03So, I have an idea.
01:22:07So, I have an idea.
01:22:18I don't know.
01:22:18You're not always doing anything you've given me.
01:22:19But I need something new, Lois.
01:22:23Mark, you're about to make partner.
01:22:25But you're taking over the firm.
01:22:27I know.
01:22:28I know.
01:22:32But we've made other plans.
01:22:34But we've made other plans.
01:22:42Shervick and Shervick, can you please hold?
01:22:50Happy 8th anniversary, babe.
01:22:52Aw, happy 8th, my love.
01:22:54So I got us a little something.
01:23:10Don't drop me.
01:23:11My parents were lawyers.
01:23:34Did you feel that?
01:23:35Oh.
01:23:37Oh, it's a prosecutor.
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