00:00My name is Danielle.
00:02Here's my little slice of the juicy big apple.
00:05I'm a momfluencer with 999,000 followers.
00:09I have famous actors who follow me.
00:11It's like legit skin of a fetus afterwards.
00:14I vomited, but I fit into my high school jeans the next morning.
00:18I'm gonna get to a mill if it kills me.
00:20Shut the f*** up!
00:22The highlight of my life are my two amazing kids.
00:25Mom, how come we don't have any poor friends?
00:28Dogs can't resist dirt and regret.
00:30I used to have an amazing husband.
00:33Breaking a mountain out of a molehill.
00:34Going to the special massage place is not a molehill.
00:39Your dog is walked by UK?
00:41The one and only.
00:41Matt Damon goes to him for life coaching.
00:43You're my sage.
00:44You have to let it go, Matt.
00:46I finally clawed my way to the capital of the world and never left.
00:52But it doesn't pack the punch I thought it would.
00:55I feel like I got shot out of a camel's ass.
00:58A new high-end soup kitchen has opened serving only meat.
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