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02:09你要再这么讲 我就走别
02:16别走你要听爸爸的话其实呢
02:26让你相亲也是为了你好你想想啊这么大把年纪了有人愿意和你相亲也是挺好的对吧你别再挑三解四了早点结婚
02:38你母亲在天之灵也会开心的等一下你怎么知道我妈妈去睡是我告诉她的爸
02:39你 你怎么还没走啊你怎么还没走啊嘴上门了我明白了次次相亲失败你是不是每一回把嘴都抹成这个啊
03:09你跟吃了红颜色的火龙果一样你可你你们俩怎么勾结到一块去的那不叫勾结只是一次交易而且她实在太繁稳了其实她也挺讨厌的一个自作多情
03:33你一个多管闲事她是不是跟谁说话都这样没礼貌啊她是的是什么事我只对你们两个人说话这样好了交易结束了我走了啊佳佳我不相亲
03:37我也不结婚我就喜欢单身我一辈子孤独争了我乐意
03:38行了吗你这什么态度
03:40追求幸福的态度你这样
03:54幸福吗我不知道但是我知道如果我随便找一个男人就这么嫁了我肯定不幸福你想让我不幸福吗你的话说完了没有还没用没有
04:08下次再说吧下次我还约了朋友我要是不知道
04:21要顾顾一下爸爸的秘密就好了真是先生
04:30您好看看想吃点什么心情不好吃什么这儿
04:32这儿有位心情不好的先生您好
04:46先生要不要跟我一起在舞台上变个魔术为什么因为您将在掌声中火得快乐还送您个狗盘送狗盘啊余老师那个人他就这样啊行了
04:56别气了今天我就请你们吃随便点请你打那咱坐这儿吧杜远各位观众接下来魔术表演那个大变活人
04:59您就照着四百块来点开想想好嘞好
05:19谢谢啊请所以你和余老师不是约会儿啊真理解你自己不出去找个男朋友天天在这儿蹲我的八卦分手你哪有那么好找啊他说故意想余老师为什么会跟你妈在一块儿我怎么知道两个人都神神道道的抽个儿相投吧
05:20三 二 一抽怎么样清清好点了没魔术真抢谢谢各位余老师可以啊
05:46余老师你们怎么来了这问题是我的你作用又没人跟你抢这果盘啊谢谢这我的果盘
05:54真抠着你来这儿就点个果盘吃啊不行吗我说吧咱吃什么
06:18我请你我想吃陈狂庙的小翁帮下回吧你你怎么不说话我也不想均入你和你爸那些事情余老师
06:44我顾医生的爸爸没摸在这儿啊还不是为了现场结婚当然不是那是为了什么我这人很想诚心的明明我们是一伙的那也站他爸那边的呀还不是要让他早点结婚那你以后这儿疼那儿疼的别爱着我还比
07:03我觉得:"我真想要打三串的银子对啊你怎么办啊但你不想要打三串
07:04Six串的七串的串谢谢
07:07谢谢 谢谢 谢谢 谢谢 谢谢谢谢 谢谢 谢谢谢谢 谢谢 谢谢
07:15谢谢刘晓极谢谢 谢谢
07:16谢谢小心 谢谢
07:18谢谢 谢谢
07:29Oh
07:30Oh
07:32Oh
07:33Oh
07:34Oh
07:34Oh
07:36Oh
07:36Oh
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07:36Oh
07:51Oh
07:52Oh
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07:54Oh
08:20I'm going to go to the business
08:21and show you the show.
08:23I'm so sorry.
08:24I can't get into my pleasure.
08:33Who said it?
08:37I'm going to go to the house.
08:39I like to go to the house.
08:41Really?
08:48What a lie!
08:49It's not a lie!
08:50It's not a lie.
08:54You know, it's not so much.
08:57It's almost a lie.
08:59You know what the fire is taking?
09:00It's not really bad, but it's not bad.
09:04What you know?
09:05You know, it's not bad.
09:07It's a lie.
09:08It's hard.
09:09I'm glad I can't remember everything else.
09:11Did you see that one of the gray ones?
09:13This is a blue one, so.
09:16I won't go to the green ones.
09:18I'll have to look at that one.
09:22Okay.
09:27I don't want to hear anyone.
09:28I wouldn't go in during the summer.
09:34You can go in or not see it.
09:36What is it like to them?
09:38How do you feel like I am not like one of them?
09:41Do you want to tell me how I can do you?
09:44I'm afraid.
09:45I will do it after that I will be afraid of him.
09:48He is giving me a loan to the money,
09:49not I'm telling his mom.
09:51You are so good for me.
09:53Okay, I'm going to go to the road.
09:55I haven't found the U.S.
09:59He's in the way.
10:00He's in the way,
10:01Oh, you're a good one.
10:05It's a good one.
10:08It's not going to eat it.
10:13Why are you not eating it?
10:15I'm not eating it.
10:16I'm not eating it.
10:17I'm eating it.
10:19I'm not eating it.
10:20I'm eating it.
10:20I'm eating it.
10:24I'm eating it.
10:24I'm eating it.
10:27I'm eating it.
10:31It's a bit more sweet.
10:40I'm eating it.
10:42I'm eating it too.
10:42I'm eating it.
10:44I'm eating it.
10:46What are you eating?
10:47My guess is a lot of food?
10:58Let's go.
11:09Hello.
11:13How did you get out of here?
11:15I saw the window in the room.
11:17I've seen the room in the window
11:18and saw you.
11:20What's your problem?
11:25This is my writing.
11:27Now you're going to believe I'm real.
11:29You're a young person.
11:35You don't want me to go to the bathroom?
11:40You're so nice.
11:45And I'm going to see my phone with you.
11:46Here's a quick shout out.
11:48She says you're a busy man.
11:49I'm sure she is.
11:50You can only be a busy man.
11:50I am not alone.
11:59But I'm not alone.
11:59You're so busy.
12:06I'm not alone.
12:07You're not alone.
12:35I don't know.
13:04别老谢老腿在这儿等我什么意思你这什么意思没有话题我们可以聊聊金鱼避免尴尬不是我是说你这个你不是让我进屋吗我的家没有人可以进去的我们还没有过
13:26几乎没有我女儿怎么找你这样的朋友啊吃包子吗吃吃我最喜欢吃包子了营养丰富而且软糯人老心老牙呀人老哪儿都老
13:46要我进不了就行了嗯好吃帮我签个名吧好啊好吃好了行了签了名之后就算是藏品了嗯
14:06嗯我不看也没关系了嗯嗯也行啦对对对对好像是我女儿啊大白夜的泡米家来看什么
14:08她她
14:35她是去找我邻居的我邻居是女的我得躲一躲道哥就在家你等着呢她这么最近特别乖我也不知道为什么就就特别听话走廊也是他们家的你这是在干什么呀我在喝茶
14:56看书养鱼这鱼是我刚在夜市捞到的厉害吧厉害怎么没多捞一条啊一条鱼多孤单啊你是不知道捞一条有多难吗那就再买一条喽
15:27好疼吗还行这儿呢一点这儿疼吗不疼这儿呢不疼
15:53难得你真难受一次啊我严重吗需要手术吗轻微肠胃炎最多吃点胃药抗生素昨天晚上吃什么脏东西呢夏小满前天给我买的包子前天买的包子放冰箱了吗我冰了呀幸亏我就吃了一个我真喜欢吃包子了好吃
16:12对不对你爸吃了十九个他现在肯定比我严重十九倍啊您好您所拨打的电话已关机关机了我知道他住哪个酒店快带我去好
16:51你没事吧爸你没事吧跟我一样你这店根本就没充上哎
17:05快坐下没事吧没事吃的包子是我的药费我来出吧不用了你跟我去医院我
17:10我要去哪儿你怎么这么固执啊你们先聊吧我先走了
17:21再见你等一下你帮我劝劝他我你下笔活什么呢算算你走吧我去
17:52我去你们俩什么情况长辈间的默契干吗还让我跟着啊他万一我又要去厕所怎么办他可真麻烦都怪你让我吃了不干净的东西俗话说不干不净吃了没病
17:56俗话说病从口入或从口出俗话说闭嘴对
18:11闭嘴你也闭嘴好的你怎么这么跟你爸说话没大没小难怪你嫁不出去对啊你这样说话婆婆会把你赶出去的我想把你们俩赶出去
18:38你爸要结婚了你爸要结婚了你说什么他不好意思告诉你所以让我跟你说
18:57我也没让你当着我的面说呀他说的是真的对那个那个那个他很很善良很有女人味又很奸惠你太奸惠了不是说你我知道
19:20你这样好了
19:26贵师谢谢我可以走了
19:54你等我等他吃完药再走我需要你的歪理邪说对付他的虎脚闷蝉那叫民间谚语什么春困秋乏夏打盹睡不起的冬三月那都是千年的智慧一整年都不带醒的那叫什么千年的智慧你笑什么你笑什么不是佳佳我结婚你能来吗我还有点声改天再说吧
20:10好你生气了是的那我可以走了吧不行你可你给我出出主意出主意好吧早晨贵子再见
20:39来好经过我们一个多月的修改跟设计呢我们圆满地解决了问题大家请看我们在原有的基础上呢依然保留了两个卫生间的这样的一个设计但是我们在其中的一个卫生间呢增设了储藏的空间所以这个样子呢既能够满足两个卫生间的需求也能够满足储藏的需求大家可以参考我们的效果图这里呢就是储藏的感觉
21:08然后这张图呢这个位置推拉门的后面是一个储藏间但平时把推拉门拉起来呢就什么也都看不见了还是两个厕所好这样也满足了家里两位老人对于储藏室的需求余老师啊我要谢谢你啊能满足像我们家这么复杂的需求那是真不容易小意思其实吧最后还不是只有你们两个人住而已对能买一套房
21:16就能买两个套房对祝你们事业有成裁员广进也祝你们二位产品百岁
21:43请进佳佳爸你不在病房里待着跑我这儿来干吗你你夜里十二点交番
22:07我怕你饿我给你带来点吃的啊我不饿生气了生生气我知道你一直在生爸爸的气你埋怨我对你妈不好
22:32甚至背叛了你妈我没觉得你背叛了她我觉得你怕她可以忘了我妈去世以后好几次我回家家里一个人都没有我知道我妈去哪儿了可是我不知道你去哪儿了
23:02我觉得我妈走了我这个家就散了对我就没有家了佳佳十五年前你出国留学了十年前你妈也走了我特别想你们的时候我就出去走一走
23:29我妈走了以后你就跟变了一个人似的我的时候我感觉你好像比她在的时候还开心你知道我为什么不愿意相亲就是因为我看到你们俩过了一辈子然后一个人走了另外一个人转身就忘了跟别是人一样婚姻有什么意义啊
23:45家人的爱是最有意义的你妈妈呀来来回回呢就会做那几道菜
24:03对对对对对对对对
24:04对对又
24:07evar对对好
24:07gefunden一櫓子对对好
24:07Oh, yeah.
24:32I'm a mother.
24:42I don't know what you're saying.
24:45I'm so sorry.
24:47I don't know what you're saying.
24:51I don't know what you're saying.
24:53I don't know what you're saying.
25:02Dad.
25:06I don't know what you're saying.
25:07I don't know what you're saying.
25:13Here, here, here, here, here.
25:16Here.
25:19Here.
25:23Here.
25:25This is a nice day.
25:28This is a fish.
25:29No, no, no.
25:31This is a fish.
25:36I'm not a fish.
25:39I'm not a fish.
25:39I said this was my fish.
25:40I know not.
25:40It's a fish only for her.
25:43I don't know.
25:46Most of them have any fish.
25:46I know.
25:47I can't breathe.
25:48I don't know why.
25:49Never.
26:01I don't know why.
26:05I know.
26:09I don't know why.
26:10This is a fish.
26:11I want to ask you a little bit.
26:14Mom.
26:21Your wedding.
26:23I will go.
26:27Okay.
26:31You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
26:34Oh, hey.
26:38Oh, you, you, you, you, you, you, you see a little bell.
26:41You're a bit Sharifengang.
26:53Ma.
26:54Ma.
26:55Ma.
26:56Ma.
26:58Ma.
26:59Ma.
26:59Ma.
27:01Ma.
27:02Ma.
27:03Ma.
27:05Just a good thing.
27:07This is a good thing.
27:11It tastes like the one.
27:14It's not a good thing.
27:17It's a good thing for her.
27:18I didn't do it.
27:21I didn't know she did that.
27:25She is a dream to me.
27:29I will tell you that Juju.
27:31マイジェフィギ
27:34三窒息
27:36松山倒下
27:37神仙少
27:54玉玉
27:57玉玉
27:58玉玉
27:59玉玉
28:00玉玉
28:03I'll go to lunch.
28:13I'll go to lunch.
28:21Let's go to your father's wedding.
28:31You're right.
28:32You're right.
28:34I'm just a dress.
28:36I'm not...
28:37What's your problem?
28:39What's your problem?
28:41What's your problem?
28:42I'm going to give you a gift.
28:50What's your problem?
28:53It's good.
28:54It's good.
28:55It's good.
28:55It's good.
28:57That means if you don't get married,
28:59you need into a married girl.
29:02You're not married.
29:03You're married now.
29:05So, you're younger than me,
29:06you're younger than you're older?
29:07What's your problem?
29:10I'm not married.
29:12You're a loved man.
29:13I'm so sad to see you.
29:15So?
29:21You're so smart!
29:22You're not so good!
29:23It's funny.
29:25It's not so funny.
29:26I don't like it's a bit crazy for you.
29:31It's a long way.
29:33I thought I was a baby to come here.
29:35I'm not worried about this.
29:37I'm not scared of this one.
29:38Thank you, elementary.
29:41Good morning.
29:47It's wonderful to have you guys like a husband.
29:50They're all good.
29:53I'm not a good kid.
29:54I'm not a good kid.
29:57If you're like this,
29:59you're gonna call him a good girl.
30:02I'll call him a good girl.
30:04You're a good girl.
30:32I'll call you a good girl.
30:34I'm not going to play your Frau again.
30:35It's going to be a good girl.
30:36And it'll be a good girl.
30:39You'll be brutal.
30:39You'll have to be a good girl.
30:40You'll have to be a good girl.
30:52肯定是一个很有规划的人谢谢
30:54还有这册子
30:55做的真是满满的仪式感
31:00这是伯父建议我这样做的 他说您平时看病历看多了
31:03我做一个册子可能会博取您的好感
31:07不过啊 我给您一个建议 您下次相亲可别再用这样的照片了
31:13你有点像个杀猪盘
31:15ah
31:19I worship this photo weight
31:21Oh, what's up there
31:23It's all right
31:23and it's very small
31:25that was a DIY dessert
31:27Oh, that's our Chinese restaurant
31:29We shop town
31:30and the government
31:32này
31:33which can contribute?
31:34and accommodate the destination
31:34by selling the delicious
31:36I'd like to finish this
31:37How, how?
31:39I・ �ommel
31:40following the completion
31:43隨緣吧顧醫生您平時忙不忙呢
31:44我們私立醫院其實還好 患者沒有那麼多
31:47不好意思啊 餵 餵
31:54佳佳姐今天有空嗎
31:55咱們一起吃個下午茶呀
31:57好 知道了
31:58醫院有急事
32:00我得馬上走了 那我們下次 下次再約吧
32:04好 還有就是 我那份資料您能還給我嗎
32:10我是沒有這樣的東西的
32:12因為伯父給我的
32:13就是電磁板
32:14他現在都改電磁板了
32:16對 因為他說這樣
32:17比較方便群發
32:21謝謝
32:22下次見
32:23拜拜
32:37拜拜你好
32:38歡迎歡迎 快進來
32:40不是
32:41你音符
32:42太可愛了吧
32:43這拖鞋
32:50小尾巴我最近啊特別迷那個網上的花花和萌蘭
32:56所以我就買了一大堆熊帽的周邊這個拖鞋你要喜歡的話還有一雙我送給你啊好啊
32:58好啊進來吧 好我給你倒點水好
33:21好啊佳姐同樣都是女生的房子我的全是娃娃全是化妝品你的全是鼠還有外文的呢這是什麼語音啊
33:33拉丁語拉丁語拉丁語我倒是會跳拉丁文我不會其實我也看不懂相親的時候人家送我相親還送書還拉丁文
34:02臭鹹吧什麼呢是不是啊這麼多好吃的謝謝佳佳姐這都是我給咱們準備的下午茶這是誰啊這是今天的一個相親對象開餃子館的穿成這樣那餃子精感覺如何我覺得還行吧但是應該不會再見了
34:28為什麼呀我感覺挺不錯的呀看上去確實還挺好的可總覺得她不太對我的路子而且還開不起玩笑沒有幽默感你想想如果我們倆去約會的話我接著瓜拉說了一大堆她完全蓋不到我的點我還得跟她解釋多累啊不過人還可以餃子館還是可以去的
34:55好這送你吧謝謝睡美人花木蘭美女野獸灰姑娘白雪公主還有公主日記這些都是我小的時候最愛看的謝謝這些都是我收藏了特別特別久這禮物太寶貴了祝賀你找到你知音了
35:23以後我陪你看太好了來小白你過來你快看看有沒有你喜歡的這個我看過這個我看你有這個小夫人對呀這是我剛剛主導的這個小說難得我看過結婚不是女生唯一的終點也不是唯一的歸宿這個小夫人
35:51怎麼還沒還回來啊剛剛又被人借走了我天天來問你也不給我留著這倒了個心呢要不然你把它買走啊真黑才不買我給你打折道歉別說錢說元結個元四百元不要臉我突然間想到我認識你這麼久了我都還沒聽過你的愛情故事呢
36:19我的愛情故事其實也沒有什麼好分享的比較簡單的其實我之前交過一個挺認真的男朋友我們倆都訂婚了然後後來他又出國然後想讓我放棄國內的一切跟他一起走我拒絕了然後就分手了那因為伊蒂兒分開還挺可惜的我當時也是覺得
36:44我們兩個是因為一敵而分開的但是後來我慢慢發現可能我們兩個的三觀壓根就不一樣了對他來說很重要的東西對我來說無足輕重可是對我來說最重要的東西對他來說不值一提所以我沒有信心跟他走到底
37:06還挺深奧的還挺深奧的想什麼呢人生大事你又你又開了哪個公眾號的毒雞湯了居然開始反思人生了
37:32你又說什麼我不知道我的目標是什麼不知道我想要的是什麼我不知道我適合什麼下小滿一思考上帝就發笑你的目標啊是找個靠譜的男人比如收入這塊的話
38:00你也別要求有房有車了能夠達到上海市民的平均年收入就行了吧那上海市民的平均年收入是多少幾萬九千六百一十這麼多月均大概六千六二零二年的數據那一年不到八萬哪這都沒我賺得多可不是嗎這怎麼將就
38:30還是找一個財務自由的吧不過多少錢才算財務自由呀一千九百萬一千別鬧妹一千九百萬聽到了聽到了行了行了我放棄了你倆聊吧我進去看帥哥去了我該怎麼辦呢煙心百萬的男人五十歲以上是三十歲的男人的三倍
38:54但真的很困難你找善偶的或是離異的可能還容易一些你說什麼呢我為啥要找老頭子而且你能不能就是別總是潑人家的冷水啊你偶爾說一些我愛聽的嘛好吧你做個支架要一百塊換算一下是一百萬一平米你還是算挺有錢的
39:20老四你這門框歪了吧哪兒歪了啊這不挺直嗎
39:43我怎麼總是感覺你好像故意做錯些什麼好找茬讓我給你擋架呀你打得過我嗎我還懶得給你打呢你說那洋五他打得過我嗎你好你好你好我是住這兒的鄰居你們這裝修的巨墨都飛到我們家去了巨墨趕緊和人道歉
40:13對不住啊今後我在聚東西的時候我把這窗戶關上行處理一下啊不好意思啊這人事真多不就點巨墨子嗎至於嗎矯情什麼叫矯情啊這窗戶旁邊的你怎麼會有的你怎麼會有的你怎麼會有的你怎麼會有的你怎麼會有的你怎麼會有的你怎麼會有的你怎麼會有的你怎麼會有的
40:42就是廚房每天做菜你這巨墨都飄到飯裡了這飯怎麼吃啊趕緊道歉啊不好意思啊沒想到你能聽見什麼叫我能聽見啊我聽不見你就可以背後這麼說嗎你說話真沒禮貌趕緊道歉對不起啊以後我們多注意你誠懇點心嗎
41:10怎麼嘗嘗我怎麼嘗嘗我已經跟他倒過去了我都說以後把窗戶關上了你別沒事找茬啊一切本就說我這礦子歪了怎麼歪了我說你歪了就歪了沒有歪了這可良趣啊別打架別打架別打架別打架別打架我呢先生打著鼻子了吧是他打的不是我
41:40是他打的這沒出血真是萬星可不要是人家報警了就更麻煩了那一下是老孫打的我不都親眼看見你一拳都呼人家臉上了你親眼看見了對呀我和他你姓誰你別甩鍋了行嗎你信他呀你得道歉去你去就是了我去了可人家不消氣還要去物業投訴
42:09咱這活兒幹不幹了我最討厭投訴的人幼稚像是被打了哭著回家找媽媽投訴的孩子一樣你這個月都已經投訴四次樓下說過他正用忙道了于老師我那是功德心好吧這是哪一飯館他大部分時間都在那兒這什麼破店啊一看到就知道不是正常人開的讓于老師道歉比登線還難因為不是我打的你去不去我不去去不去
42:40去不去行行行行行我去走現在吧現在就去我去主任于玉來了讓她進來好李主任您好于老師您好我要看工地的監控錄像你發給我你要用監控
42:46查點東西投訴嗎我要找到真正的凶手
42:58要好我答應好週末吃爹左
