00:07ुचाहतें, सपनें, और ख्वाईशें, इनकी सब करतें हैं आजमाईशें
00:15कोई गली में पकड़ बल्ला खड़ा, किसी ने हरे भरे नोटों का नशा करा
00:22कोई करना चाहे किरदार बड़े सारे, रंग धंग सब कैमरे पर सवा रहे
00:29पर भाईया, समस्या कुछ और है, ये पहला नंबर लाने वाला दो और है
00:38हमारा राचा बेटा इंजिनियर बनेगा, बरिवार का खूब नाम रोशन करेगा
00:44सब सपने तो बड़िया देखे हो, थोड़ा ध्यान ननही जान पर भी दे देते, क्यों?
00:51खेर, हम तो समझ गए खेल प्यारे, पहले से हैं बेचारे यहां बहुत सारे
00:59जिन्हें लगा सपने दबाने से सयाना बनंगे
01:04सयाना बन कर कहंगे, देखो, आ गए लफंगे
01:28अरे वाग कलाकार महराज, आज इतनी जलती उठ गे
01:31इबत है क्या रहा इबाचे हैं, कल रात ने सुबास गई के साथ मीटिंग नहीं होई के
01:36पहले उठ गा था वो मैं, मेडिटेशन करकर सोगा था
01:39अच्छा, आज दुकान पतर से नहूंगे के?
01:42कुछ चाय चाहिए, परांठे चाहिए, जायदाद चाहिए, कभी ये भी पूछ लिया करो
01:46जल से बोलो, good morning, good morning पापाजी
01:50good morning भाईयाजी
01:51good morning भाईयाजी
01:52ये लिजिए, अंडे, अनिम्बू पानी, उरी उतर जाएगी रात की
01:59थकान, गायब
02:03दुकान पहुंचे, कदे कदे कामकन की एक्टिंग भी कर लिया करे
02:08अन्नमाग तो डाल लेगरिसमे, अनिम्बू पानी में से मैनेज कलो, और
02:12सुना कल कलेस हो गया, नीचे तक अवाद जारी थी
02:17पेटिकोट, पेटिकोट कौन चिलारा था ये?
02:20पेटिकोट?
02:20हाँ?
02:22पेटिकोट मार दूँगा, पतानी
02:24पेटिकोट चिलाता
02:32पेटिकोट नीचा
02:33पेटिकोट नीचा
02:34अंकल बॉल ले दो, प्लीज
02:36अंकल, तेरी अल्डर पधर की उन्र काईँ, रिस्पेक्ट कर ले थोड़ी
02:39साला, खीच के मारो, बगजाँ पर बाप को भुलाएगा अपने
02:42अट, बगजाँ
02:43जब बॉल चाहिए
02:46अंकल बॉल रा, साला
02:47यार, ये नी बॉल लेगा
02:50केलने थे वैंचु बच्चो को
02:51अबे, क्या खेलने थू?
02:52आई दिन तो B-Block वालो साहर के आते हैं
02:54जब हम केलते हैं, कैसे रेड पेल देते हैं उनकी
02:56अबे, रन मशीन बुलाथे तुमारे बाई को रन मशीन
02:58तिरी ना बोलिं ए टां पे टांब इख रन मशीन, उनके पास तो अणा तो बॉलाटेते
03:01तो रन पिटवादा थी तो साले बड़ते
03:02अबे, अबे, रन मशीन
03:09Leave the kids, they have a lot of time.
03:11You're serious a little bit.
03:13Two years ago, brother, graduated from college.
03:15When will you cut the chakkar?
03:17I don't cut the chakkar.
03:18I've won three times every time,
03:20I've won a consolation prize.
03:21Yes, you won't have a consolation prize.
03:24Don't worry about it.
03:25Look at this.
03:26You're looking at the result of the railway.
03:28You're not going to die in college,
03:31you're not going to die.
03:33Brother, I want to say that
03:36your father called me.
03:39He said,
03:39understand her.
03:41You can't see it.
03:43You can see it from the shop.
03:44We both talk about Wi-Fi.
03:46You're talking about Wi-Fi.
03:48He doesn't give Wi-Fi.
03:51I'm going to go to college
03:52because they respect me.
03:55I'm the top senior member of the drama society.
03:58They call me noida.
03:59What is noida?
04:02Brother, I'm not going to leave.
04:04I'm going to leave.
04:05I'm going to leave.
04:08No, it's not.
04:09Mercury Gatorade.
04:10This is the case today.
04:11I understand why you're suffering from me.
04:14No one asked you to do anything.
04:15You weren't a bad idea.
04:17I was the quarter-finalist of Freshy of the Year.
04:20I was playing the first quarter-finalist.
04:22You're suffering from me.
04:24That's it.
04:24You're suffering from me.
04:24You're suffering from me.
04:27It's been two years.
04:28It's been done.
04:29You're coming from mentally.
04:29You're coming from mentally to a man.
04:30What did you study for two years?
04:32You're giving paper on paper.
04:34Paper boy.
04:35Whatever, railway.
04:36When is this clear?
04:37What is this clear?
04:38What is this clear?
04:39If you're so confident in it,
04:40you just give one paper,
04:41you don't give one.
04:42And you?
04:43Look, I'm talking here.
04:44You're waiting in the building.
04:46I'm waiting for you.
04:46You're waiting for your work in the building.
04:47Look, you're a little confident.
04:49You're following your passion.
04:50You're acting.
04:52And if you're lucky,
04:53you're going to go to college,
04:53In the college, Kans is playing Kans and you are playing lead role.
04:57Do you know who he is?
04:58Do you know?
04:59Kans!
05:00Listen, hey hero!
05:02You are just like a million people.
05:03They have made a body,
05:05the shape and the shape are clean.
05:06And some of them are also in Mumbai.
05:09If they don't have any money,
05:10you are doing this in Delhi.
05:13He's talking about body-sam.
05:15Don't talk about body-sam.
05:16Don't talk about height.
05:16Listen!
05:18I'm talking to you now.
05:19We used to play in school and college
05:20so that you don't feel bad.
05:23Oh, oh, oh!
05:24What are you doing?
05:26Sit down!
05:27You're crazy!
05:28You have a big acting,
05:30a big performance.
05:32It's natural.
05:33You're a bad guy.
05:35I played a band in the seventh class.
05:39I got the monologue in the second class.
05:41I got the monologue number 2.
05:43It didn't feel good.
05:45I'll tell you.
05:46It was fine.
05:47I mean, what was that?
05:49It was an emotional play, brother.
05:51You've made comedy.
05:53You're a bad guy.
05:54You're a bad guy.
05:54You're not acting.
05:55You're a bad guy.
05:56You're a bad guy.
05:56If you're not getting married,
05:57you'll sit in your house.
05:58You'll be saved.
05:59Otherwise, you'll be lost.
06:03Give me a soda.
06:04Give me a soda.
06:06He's got a soda.
06:08Chindi, Salih.
06:09You should have a soda.
06:10You should have to give me a soda.
06:12You should have a soda.
06:12Hey, you are what are you doing?
06:13Hey.
06:14Hey, boy.
06:15Don't take your paper clear.
06:16You're a bad guy.
06:17Don't take him out.
06:20Hey, what are you doing,
06:22Hey, guys.
06:23You'll not take me out.
06:25Hey, buddy.
06:26You don't take me out.
06:27I'll take him out in a YouTube video.
06:37Hey, how's this photo?
06:39Mind blowing, brother.
06:41Everyone sexy.
06:42Superstar.
06:44Leaving toxic people behind.
06:47Hey, is the spelling okay?
06:49Toxic in K, not X.
06:51Okay.
06:53Toxic people behind.
07:06Chaiti.
07:08Chaitanya.
07:09Take the cylinder and go to the house.
07:11It will end up soon.
07:14Okay, I'll take it in the evening.
07:16I'll take it in the evening.
07:17I'll take it in the evening.
07:19It's going to end up.
07:20I won't eat food at night.
07:21Now go.
07:22Tell me to Papa.
07:24Papa is going to the house of Chacha.
07:26Every time they say something.
07:28Why don't they give Chacha money?
07:31Why don't you leave the house of Chacha?
07:32Please give me the house of Chacha.
07:33Okay, tell me.
07:34Are you going to make something wrong?
07:35Make a mango shake.
07:37No, leave.
07:37Then, I'll tell you.
07:38You're going to get more of your business.
07:39Get out of here.
07:42I'm leaving the tuition from today.
07:45The result is not to me.
07:46It's a small and small job.
07:48It's right.
07:49Then it's over.
07:50Decide.
07:50Every month, Papa will take it.
07:52I don't think I'm doing anything.
07:54I'm not doing anything.
07:55Why are you doing this job?
07:56Come on, come on.
07:57Come on.
07:58Come on.
07:59Let's ignore it.
08:00Let's ignore it.
08:00It's not easy, Sandy.
08:06It's crazy.
08:08Hello?
08:09Come on.
08:10Hello.
08:12Hello.
08:13Hi, Sandy.
08:13How are you?
08:14It's not okay, brother.
08:16Look, one more time.
08:17You've done two weeks?
08:18Two weeks?
08:20Yes.
08:20Yes.
08:21Yes.
08:21Then, Sandy will get the result of me.
08:24I'll give you the money.
08:25I'll give you the money.
08:26First, there's a posting on the other side.
08:27It's not coming.
08:29Listen.
08:29I met a girl with me.
08:32I'll give you the money and a friend.
08:34I'll give you the money and a horse.
08:35Okay?
08:37Hello?
08:40Hello?
08:44I'll give you that for a hour.
08:46I'll give you the time for the following six weeks.
08:47I'd tell you the time to wait.
08:49We'll give you the time for another one.
08:49Just wait one minute.
08:50Hey, son.
08:51Mijeko cha cha cha yake gas tar chur De.
08:53Papa, I'll give you a call for a call.
08:54Oh, it'll take 2 minutes.
08:56Excuse me?
08:56I'm going to go.
08:57I'm going to go.
09:01Oh, uncle.
09:03Is that Chaitanya Sharma?
09:04Yes, son.
09:05She's coming right now.
09:06Oh, yeah.
09:07What do you have to do with her?
09:11Yes.
09:12I came to take notes.
09:51Next.
09:57How are you?
10:01Good job.
10:03Yeah.
10:04Yeah.
10:05Okay, fine.
10:06Okay, fine.
11:10You're a good guy.
11:12Just tell me.
11:13If you're positive, you'll be positive with me.
11:17That's right.
11:20Shushu, it's my fault.
11:23I don't have to give any interviews.
11:25Don't worry about it.
11:26Everything will be fine.
11:27I've manifested you.
11:30You've manifested?
11:32You've manifested yourself before.
11:34You've manifested yourself.
11:35Don't worry about it.
11:37Don't worry about it.
11:38Your job is the best.
11:40We'll be in the same complex.
11:42We'll have lunch together.
11:44And then we'll have a travel together.
11:45We'll have lunch together.
11:46And then we'll have a small apartment to rent.
11:51One second.
11:53Look, live-in?
12:00Don't worry about it.
12:01What's the matter?
12:01Don't worry about it.
12:03Don't worry about it.
12:04There are so many people in the house.
12:06They are very short.
12:07They are very short.
12:08I need my peace.
12:10And that I can only find with you.
12:14Are you still there?
12:15No, why don't I do it?
12:18Why don't I do it?
12:18Why don't I do it?
12:20Listen, maybe the results are announced.
12:23I'll do it later.
12:24Bye, bye, bye.
12:25Oh, sorry.
12:27One, two, three.
12:28I love you, I miss you.
12:30I love you, I miss you.
12:31Bye.
12:31Bye.
13:01And how do you keep it?
13:02You say something before you keep the phone.
13:05There's no indication that you're supposed to keep the phone.
13:07One, two, three.
13:08One, two, three?
13:09Give me the phone.
13:11Sushu, you're crazy.
13:13I love you too.
13:14Hello?
13:15Hi.
13:18Sushu, you don't have a phone.
13:20So, one, two, three, I love you, bye.
13:23Okay.
13:23You don't miss me.
13:26I miss you.
13:28Hi.
13:29Hi, hello.
13:30Sushu.
13:30Hi.
13:32Sushu, I'm going to cut my phone.
13:33Honey.
13:34One, two, three, I love you, I miss you.
13:35Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
13:36Who?
13:37Now, three.
13:38On the other side.
13:39Hey, don't you.
13:42Yes.
13:44I'm a fool.
13:45I'm a fool.
13:46I'm a fool.
13:47I'm a fool.
13:48I'm a fool.
13:48I'm a fool.
13:49I'm a fool.
13:50I'm a fool.
13:50I'm a king.
13:51I'm a king.
13:51I'm a king.
13:52I'm a king.
13:53I'm a king.
13:54I'm a king.
14:02I'm a king.
14:02Very good.
14:04I don't want to take a payment, I'll show you.
14:07Try it.
14:09How did it feel?
14:10Well, it was great.
14:12That's the third time you can come.
14:17But...
14:18I can't feel it.
14:21You have to do anything with the audience.
14:23You have to do something.
14:24You have to do something.
14:25It's an impact.
14:27It's an impact.
14:28What's the role of Krishnji?
14:30Tell him that you're on stage.
14:32Don't kill him.
14:33No, man.
14:34We've done Hanzaraj's Launday.
14:36In the play of Bhagat Singh,
14:37Bhagat Singh was hit in the face.
14:37He was hit in the face.
14:38He was hit under the face.
14:39He was hit under the face.
14:40He was going to save him.
14:41But you'll have to do something.
14:42He was first.
14:43I'm a genius.
14:44You won't have to do anything like that.
14:47What can we do?
14:51Oh, brother.
14:52Listen to this.
14:52I'll make Krishnji positive character.
14:56Genius.
14:57Hey!
14:59Get out of here.
15:00Get out of here.
15:00Listen to me.
15:01Listen.
15:04Krishnji is a gangster in Bombay.
15:06Why did he make a gangster?
15:06Mr. Q.
15:08His mother.
15:09His mother.
15:11He took the eggs in his building.
15:14He took the eggs in his building.
15:14He was a lot of guilty.
15:16He never got any harm.
15:17They killed him.
15:19They had to kill him.
15:20They had to kill him.
15:22He didn't do anything with a mother.
15:22He didn't do anything with a mother.
15:24He didn't do anything.
15:24How did he feel?
15:27He's going to do it.
15:32He's going to do it.
15:33He's going to do it.
15:33He's going to do it.
15:33You're going to do it, brother.
15:35Genius.
15:35How do you take this?
15:36How do you take this?
15:39How do you take this?
15:39How do you take this?
15:40What have you seen Chaitanya Sharma?
15:42Yes.
15:42He's seen.
15:43He's seen.
15:44He's seen.
15:45But where did he see?
15:46He's seen with bikes or without bikes.
15:49He's gotSí.
15:54Wow.
15:54Oh boy, my dawn is only 4,000.
16:05Has that tried?
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