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00:05Yeah, your wife. Sorry, I forgot her name.
00:08Betsy.
00:09How did Samira figure out that Betsy is Alison Grant?
00:13What is that?
00:14Alison Sardines.
00:15Sardines?
00:16She's alive, man. She's back.
00:18For the boys!
00:20Rob thinks she's been brainwashed.
00:22It's classic Stockholm Syndrome, isn't it?
00:23Gary of Darks Allison takes her somewhere far away.
00:25Very easy for him to make himself her entire world.
00:28Remember, you aren't here.
00:30Does anyone ever really know that name is?
00:32I've been watching YouTube freaks from the window.
00:34And whatever the hell you're up to, I want to be in.
00:36What were you in that bar back arguing about?
00:38Because that guy hasn't stopped looking over here since you sat down.
00:40What happened to Hank?
00:41Hank was my brother.
00:42He's about as much in Hawaii as Elvis is running a gas station in Pittsburgh.
00:46I did not run away. I was kidnapped.
00:49If you got free, why are you here?
00:51I have to show you something.
00:52Wait, hold on. Gary is a good guy?
01:09Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
01:11You want a piece of this, huh? Tough guy? Do you?
01:13Hey! You don't want to do this.
01:15The asshole tried to grab my wallet!
01:17He's pissed drunk. He doesn't know what he's doing.
01:19Hey, Al. You're cut off.
01:21Yeah, you drunk piece of shit.
01:23Hey.
01:27You get this idiot out of here.
01:30I'm taking a break.
01:31Okay, let's go.
01:33Okay.
01:36Here's Hank.
01:38Yeah, hey, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
01:40I don't know how many times I got to tell you this.
01:42I don't care how much money you got.
01:44I'm not selling.
01:46Oh, yeah, big mistake, huh?
01:47Okay, sure, sure.
01:48Hey, go fuck yourself.
01:52Hey, go fuck yourself.
02:25I don't care.
02:33I don't care how to protect them.
02:38I don't care.
04:09Okay, well, it hasn't refreshed in half an hour, so that means...
04:12Either Gary's posted up chilling, or...
04:14Something happened.
04:17What if somebody took him?
04:19Gary's been poking around, asking questions.
04:21Whoever it is could know that he's on to them.
04:23We need to find him and bring him home, okay?
04:25Okay.
04:25Naveen and I'll go.
04:26You can send us the location of Gary's phone?
04:28Yeah.
04:29Do you want me to stay?
04:32Allison, we got you, okay?
04:35I'm coming.
04:36Calm down.
04:38I know that it's easy to jump to conclusions, but this is Lynn we're talking about.
04:43She's a loving friend.
04:44She's a caring hostess.
04:46She's an appreciator of buttery California wines and organizes caroling at Christmas.
04:51Also, a murderer who keeps her dead husband's corpse in her fridge.
04:56Can you hear what I'm saying?
04:57I'm saying she definitely has some sort of reasonable explanation for this.
05:03Okay.
05:03Here's what we're going to do.
05:04We're going to talk to her.
05:06Open, honest, straight talk.
05:09She has the right to explain herself.
05:11Yeah.
05:11You're right.
05:12Innocent until proven guilty.
05:14Yeah.
05:15That's right.
05:15The rule of law still applies.
05:17Fucking A it does.
05:20Judy, the librarian, is one of your suspects.
05:23You think I'm crazy?
05:24Did that word come out of my mouth?
05:25I'm just trying to understand how you and Hank are connected.
05:28I mean, they're 20 years apart with very different circumstances.
05:32Okay.
05:34Look at the runaway note my parents were sent.
05:38Dear Mom and Dad, I can't stand it here any longer.
05:41I've run away from Hinkley Hills to make my dreams of being a dancer come true.
05:46Don't try to find me as ever, Allison.
05:50I mean, I definitely felt those things, but I did not write that.
05:55This is the letter Gary got from his brother Hank.
05:58Dear Gary, greetings from Maui.
06:00I finally retired to the place of my dreams.
06:02Like they say in show business, don't call me, I'll call you as ever, Hank.
06:08As ever?
06:09Yeah, does that sound like a guy who spent years cleaning up piss and puke from the floor of a
06:14bar?
06:14And we weren't the only ones who went missing.
06:16Okay, there was the social studies teacher who suddenly sent a letter of resignation
06:20saying she was going to become a ski instructor in Switzerland.
06:23There was a guy who sold handbags out of the trunk of his car.
06:26One day he left a suicide note, but he was a really happy guy.
06:29And then they found his car over by the river, handbags and all.
06:34Okay, the safest town in America has a lot of people desperate to leave.
06:37Yeah, now you're getting it.
06:39But why?
06:42You know, I begged Gary to lie low.
06:44I said don't attract attention, but he kept going to the bar.
06:47He took too many chances.
06:48Samira, whoever is behind this, we can't let them get away with it.
06:52They might do it again.
06:53You say the family of the other people wouldn't give you any answers.
06:56But is there someone else who might have some answers?
07:00Where would you start?
07:04I guess...
07:05In my own front yard.
07:31Wait, wait.
07:33Is somebody in there?
07:34My brother.
07:41Okay, nobody else can know I'm here.
07:43It's fine.
07:44I trust Langston with my life and my baby.
07:46Please, Samira.
07:47The more people that know I'm here, the less safe we all are.
07:49He's discreet.
07:51Unless you're one of his exes.
07:52Please.
07:55Just know I'm sending away my kinfolk and my free child care for you.
08:00Remember that.
08:02Oh alive.
08:03Okay.
08:16Oh.
08:17Oh.
08:17Agness Darian.
08:18You did not just use Beyonce's grandma as an exclamation.
08:22The divine mother?
08:22Yes.
08:23like you. Stop. Where is Miles? Well, little man's all good. Look, fresh.
08:28Oh! Upstairs just kicking back in his little bassinet. I came down to do a little clean-up.
08:33Ah, you dream. He is living the ideal childhood here, girl. This place is so wholesome, so calm,
08:40so clean. Girl, you got the trash truck doing the damn thing on a Sunday. On a Sunday. Come on.
08:46These public works funded and function. No notes. Yes. Yes, it's wonderful. I feel like I'm in that
08:54America. The unseasoned folks that they want to go back to that never existed. That's exactly how I
08:59feel. Yeah, that's why I'm really sad to inform you that you got to go back to the city.
09:05Wait, you ain't pushing me out the door like this since you and the basketball captain used to
09:10pretend that he was coming over just to do homework. It's not that I don't want you to stay, you
09:14know,
09:14but I just know what's going to happen if you stick around. You're going to make me cocktails,
09:18regale me with your misadventures. Everything that you're missing. Exactly. It's really hard for
09:24me to hear that right now. I get it. You and your boring era, it's okay. I only came because
09:29I was
09:29worried about you, but I am glad that you found your people here, sis, and they're all so weird,
09:34and that's okay. It's weird that you dancing like you was just dancing? Girl, that wasn't weird.
09:39That was swag. Is that how you pull them? Is it? I'm not buying it. Let me see a little
09:43something more.
09:44Come on. That's how I got the last three. That's how I got the last three.
09:48I got the last three. But you can't do it. You can't hit it with this.
09:51I can't because I ain't got booty like you. Now get your butt out of here.
09:56I love you. Love you. And kiss my nephew.
10:10Thanks.
10:20Where is it? There.
10:27Dude, we are so good at this detective shit. I feel like Sherlock Holmes. I think if anything,
10:31I'd be Sherlock Holmes. Don't accent privilege this. All right, we've got to find a way to break
10:35into his phone. You know, get some clues. Good idea. We need to be strategic about this. We're only
10:39gonna get three attempts before we're... We're locked out. What? Yeah, it's not all ones,
10:42all nines, or my birthday. Why would it be your birthday? My parent. Wait. Gary's phone's here
10:48and he's not. That's... That's number one off our gear bearer. Right, we just need to do some
10:53retracing. I saw him last in... Drink, please. All right, you said he was talking to that bar back?
10:58Elementary. That's enough. There's no shame in being Watson. There's a lot of shame in being Watson.
11:03So drink, please. And put your foot down, Watson. I'm not Watson. You are so Watson. Who wants to be
11:09Watson?
11:18Okay, we go in, we find the bar back that was talking to Gary, and then we interrogate him.
11:22What? Hey, hey, hey. We're not doing any interrogating. What? Yeah, we corner him,
11:26we wear him down, and we F him. Okay, we're not doing any F-ing. We just need to calm
11:31down,
11:31all right? When Gary went in there, guns metaphorically blazing. They always threw him
11:34out of the place. Okay, so what do we do? We wait until Drinkly's closes, catch him on the way
11:38out.
11:39Oh, can we at least wait inside? You know, grab a spritz, maybe pop a
11:42couple tricky tendies? You're a grown man. Please finish your words. And obviously,
11:46we can't go inside, because if we go inside, then we're going to tip him off.
11:49Dude, I'm starving. Fine, go take your heroes, grab yourself a snack. I'll stay here and start
11:53the steak out. We're like buddy cops. Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Jackie Chan,
11:58Chris Tucker. I get it. I'm Sandra Bullock. You're Melissa McCarthy.
12:02What movie is that? The Heat, dude. Female representation in the buddy cop space.
12:07I'm also getting us smoothies. Okay.
12:14Bill, you are an angel. I really appreciate it. Not at all. I know how finicky these old thermostats
12:20can be. Are you sure it's broken?
12:34Would you look at that? You have a miracle touch. Just needed a good twist, I guess.
12:39This is so embarrassing. Rob usually sets it, but he's been out all day with Naveen,
12:44and I get worried that Miles will get a chill, and I don't really know the doctors out here all
12:47that well
12:47yet, so that gets my anxiety spiking. And before I know it, I'm rambling.
12:52Well, I wish I could say the worry goes away with time, but parent to parent, it's my duty to
12:58tell you
12:59it doesn't. Wait, Lynn brought an apple pie over yesterday. Could offer you a slice. It's the least
13:07that could do, you know, dragging you across the block. I've never been one to turn down a slice of
13:12that pie.
13:13All right. Would you like some tea with that? I'd love some tea. That would be lovely. Okay.
13:31Hi. Hello. Well, what are you two doing here? We're just stopping by to see our favorite neighbor.
13:40How are you doing? You look cute. We've brought you a comically large assortment of
13:45loose leaf teas of different brands and varieties. Is this an intervention? I know my limits.
13:52We've been getting that a lot, but no. It's just getting chilly to have wine out on the porch, and
13:57you know, that cold really aggravates my knee, so. We thought, why not try something different?
14:02And you know, all the times you've had us over for wine night, you've never once asked me inside
14:09your house. There isn't a reason for that. Is there, Lynn?
14:24It's good tea. Yeah. Very floral. Uh-huh. Yeah.
14:32You know what I love about our friendship, this trio? It's our respect for each other. It's like we're
14:37close, but we really respect each other's boundaries. It's nice. But also, we can talk
14:44about anything in the nicest, most even-handed, non-judgmental way. And we fully know that we'll
14:52always give each other the benefit of the doubt, which is so good. Yeah. Why are you keeping your
14:58husband's corpse in your refrigerator? Jesus, Todd. That is not how we planned this. It's just dragging.
15:04Why even have a plan? But yes, why is he in saran wrap? For extra freshness, Lynn? Oh, God,
15:11are you eating him? Lynn, are you eating him? No. I'm not eating him. Oh, God, my gosh.
15:19So you admit it. Admit what? That he's in there. We saw you through the window,
15:23dragging him around like a sack of taters. I'm not admitting anything. I'm just... I don't...
15:38It's funny. We are your friends, okay? And we're gonna help you through this. Whatever it is.
15:46But you have to tell us the truth from the beginning, okay? I'll make more tea.
15:56Good pie? Look forward to it every year. I love the little traditions you guys have here. You're
16:02a Hinkle Hills lifer, right? Yep. Been here since 82. Whoa, those are some roots, Bill. And you were
16:09a cop the entire time? 41 years. Wow. Safest town in America. Must have been boring, huh? That's the way
16:17we like it.
16:19Yeah. I guess she had a little excitement every now and then. Like the girl across the street
16:23that went missing. What was her name again? Allison Grant. That's the one. And ever since Rob told
16:29me that story, I can't get it out of my head. But you guys stopped looking for her after a
16:33while,
16:33right? Whatever happened with that? She was a runaway. You know that for sure.
16:40Her parents received a letter. Family dispute outside our jurisdiction. That's a little convenient,
16:47isn't it? I mean, you guys didn't authenticate the letter? Analyze the handwriting of the language
16:52she used? I'm not a crime lab guy. Right. Any persons of interest? You know who you should
17:01ask about this? Your husband. What's up? Nothing. I just texted Samira and said,
17:19is everything okay? She said Bill's here. We'll explain later. Why would Bill be there? I don't know,
17:25dude. I guess she'll explain later. Thank God you're here.
17:31Can you believe she came back? Allison is here. Alive. Breathing. Blinking. Blood pumping through
17:40her veins. I mean, there's gotta be a way to say that without sounding like a hungry vampire.
17:44I just think that, like, we need to take a second to process this. Try talking about our feelings.
17:49Come on. Go for it. Okay. Well... I guess I feel...
17:59I feel... I feel like I'm watching the King's speech. It's all just hard to believe. It's unbelievable.
18:09And so I feel relieved. Yes, that's the word. It's just so weird that we spent all this time,
18:16like, worrying about her and what happened to her, and then suddenly she's here,
18:18and she kind of seems okay. Allison always had this vibe, right? She was always cooler than us,
18:25always had this look, and she still has a look, even though she looks so much different now. So
18:30different. So different. But now she's got this, like, toughness to her. Like, she's seen some
18:35shit, and I think she's way vibe-ier. And I swear, I'm not even kidding. I think there's a vibe
18:43between us.
18:44Naveen, what? She's married. I know. To Gary. Do we know if that's real, though? It could be a cover.
18:50Like, A Marriage of Convenience, like Spies, or... Assassins. I mean, you could always just ask her.
18:58Oh, no. That'll totally kill the vibe.
19:03Dude, it's in. Let's go.
19:16It looks pretty good, all things considered. I didn't know you could keep a body for this long
19:22in a fridge. Oh, yeah. Up to eight months if properly sealed.
19:29You know, I, uh, found him when I was coming home from the grocery store. I was putting the food
19:37away,
19:37and he was in here, already cold. Heart attack? I assume his hand was on his chest. No. No autopsy,
19:47of course, so it's hard to... Let's close this back up and... It's a temperature consistent.
19:58I didn't know what to do. I couldn't move. I was frozen. Good pun. Well, you were in shock. So
20:08don't blame
20:08yourself. But I knew that I had to do something, but he was already gone, and I couldn't make it
20:18real. And
20:19then an hour passed, and then another hour, and then, and then I thought, well, it couldn't hurt to,
20:26you know, keep him... On ice? Yes. Until I was ready to say goodbye. And then a week passed,
20:37and then a month, and... What did you tell your kids? At their dead dads in the ice box?
20:43Todd, well, you know, we're not exactly close. Erica is still on that sheep ranch in New Zealand,
20:50and it's such a long way to travel. And Maddie can't accept phone calls at the ashram. So
20:56I told him that we would have a memorial service sometime in the future. I think the future is now.
21:05I get it. You left it too long. I'm so ashamed. He wasn't perfect.
21:11But Marty was my whole life. My person. I couldn't let him go.
21:19Then, honey, grief is a beast. Okay? It's okay.
21:26You know, you should be able to keep human remains on your property, providing the proper
21:31reporting procedures have been followed, so... Oh, yeah. And you filed the death certificate, right?
21:36I'm afraid.
21:42We got this. For the boys. For the boys.
21:45You know I found out from a Bette Midler movie. No way. What a legend.
21:48Okay, let me do the talking. Hey, excuse me, mate. Do you mind if we have a quick word?
21:53What's he doing? Oh, shit, he's running.
21:55Oh, shit. Quick, get in the car. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
22:05Oh, fuck, man. Shit, shit, shit, shit.
22:17Eh, no.
22:19I don't have your trivia prize, man. It goes to the highest scorer that is still present.
22:25We won. Rob, focus. Look, we don't want to hurt you. We just want to have a talk.
22:30But say the wrong thing, and we'll end you. He's joking.
22:33I'm not. Okay, dude, I've got this. Have you seen our friend Gary?
22:37Not since you have. Well, what were you talking about earlier? That little kerfuffle in the bar?
22:41None of your business. Maybe it is my business, because I'm a nosy neighbor, remember?
22:45No. Well, okay, whatever. Look, why are you talking about his brother Hank?
22:50Okay, listen up. If I were you, I'd drop all of this, okay?
22:54Just go back to your pretty little girlfriend before somebody gets hurt.
22:57Is that a threat, dude?
22:58My wife.
22:59Are you threatening us right now?
23:01I might warn you, he is currently experiencing some sort of smoothie-based sugar high,
23:04so I would stop playing poor buddy.
23:05I am fucking amped.
23:08Okay, I'll tell you the same thing I told Hank when you didn't want to sell this place.
23:11There are just some people that you don't say no to in this town.
23:15And a good rule of thumb, don't fuck with an ex-cop.
23:20What a prick. Ex-cop. Who the fuck is an ex-cop besides Bill?
23:34Oh my god. Samira.
23:39I guess as a mother, I just don't understand why they forgot about her.
23:42How this girl disappears, and it seemed like nobody cared, you know what I mean?
23:47I suppose I do.
23:51So she's just the one that got away, huh?
24:03Hey!
24:04Get the hell away from my wife!
24:05What the?
24:06What's up? What is up?
24:08I was just about to cut another piece of pie.
24:14You have to stand up for that.
24:15What the hell is going on here?
24:18Did you find him?
24:19No.
24:21Well, we spoke to the bar back at Drinkly's, asking what he knew about Hank.
24:24Hank? What about Hank?
24:26Oh, we know about Hank.
24:27Oh, we know.
24:28Yeah.
24:29What do we know?
24:30He said an ex-cop had something to do with his disappearance.
24:33He said, don't fuck with an ex-cop.
24:36Oh, Jesus Christ, Dan. What did you do?
24:40This man is senile.
24:43Bill, my name is Rob.
24:45No. I mean, Dan Daniels Senior, my former partner.
24:48Officer Danny Daniels' dad?
24:50After he retired, he got into investing.
24:53Ended up joining a group that was trying to buy Hank out.
24:57Some sort of a fixer for them, I guess.
25:00Except Hank didn't get bought out.
25:02He just disappeared.
25:05Okay, Dan Senior, a rogue cop consumed with greed,
25:08uses his position of power to cut down a small business owner who refused to sell.
25:13Well, what are we waiting for?
25:14We need to find Dan Senior before he disappears Gary.
25:17Well, you'll have a hell of a time doing that, son.
25:19Oh, yeah? Where's that?
25:20Dan Senior died six months ago.
25:23Okay.
25:23Stomach cancer.
25:24If Dan Senior's dead, then what the hell is going on with Gary?
25:27Why don't you ask him?
25:29Isn't that his car?
25:34When did I get that?
25:40Oh, thank God.
25:50Oh, God. Oh, God. Am I going to prison?
25:54Oh, I doubt that. An involuntary psychiatric hold seems much more likely.
25:59Oh, God. I can't believe I'm going to jail over a cheater.
26:07Wait, what?
26:08Marty betrayed our vows with Agnes Mesterson.
26:16I want him out of here.
26:18I want him out of my house.
26:20Now.
26:20Yeah, chuck that fuck.
26:23Oh, God. Oh, God.
26:26You guys must think I'm a lunatic.
26:31Will you stop it?
26:33If you are a lunatic, then guess what? You're in good company.
26:39You're counting your steps?
26:40No, Lynn.
26:41This is an ankle monitor.
26:44Like the kind they put on you when you're under house arrest.
26:48I'm sorry I lied to you.
26:49Oh, it's okay. I already knew.
26:52I'd pulled your police report.
26:53Of course you did.
26:55I'm sorry. I'm very confused. What is going on?
26:58Well, maybe you've noticed that I haven't left the cul-de-sac in a long time.
27:01You have seemed a little underfoot.
27:04What did you do?
27:06I wasn't going to say anything.
27:09But since you showed us yours, I'll show you mine.
27:14Okay.
27:16I was working high up for an animal rights organization that liberated beagles from testing labs across the country.
27:22Oh.
27:23And our guerrilla tactics were very unorthodox.
27:26But guess what? They worked.
27:27One night, we were doing one of our midnight raids in this big pharma lab.
27:33And we got to that very last cage and we freed that last dog.
27:37And security came running.
27:39Well, I got tased in the ass going over a fence.
27:43That wasn't in the police report.
27:45These corporate lawyers tried to make an example of me.
27:48So my wife had her commanding officer pull a few strings and I got nine months.
27:54And Julia was so upset about it.
27:57So she just went away.
28:00And then I was here.
28:02And only here.
28:05But I'm going to be done soon.
28:07This thing's coming off.
28:08And I really hope that she changes her mind and she comes back to me.
28:17She's going to do that.
28:20So you see?
28:22I'm just as much of a whack job as you, you loon.
28:30Rubber room for two.
28:32I love you.
28:35Todd, you want in on the city?
28:38No, no, I can watch from here.
28:42I'm just glad he's okay.
28:48You okay?
28:50Yeah.
28:51Yeah, thanks.
28:52Thanks again.
28:53I'm sure this all seems a little crazy.
28:56Or just the right amount of crazy.
28:58I mean, it's like seasoning.
28:59A little bit of Laurie's is great, but too much will kill you.
29:04Yeah, well, back to the old murder board.
29:11You want me to walk you home?
29:20Where have you been?
29:23Just helping out a neighbor.
29:45Allyson, I thought that was you.
29:54Gary?
29:55Maybe he's upstairs.
30:01Wait here.
30:04Gary?
30:08Gary?
30:18Gary?
30:27Gary?
30:37Allyson?
30:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
30:51Allyson?
30:51Oh my God.
30:53What?
30:54My letters, the evidence, they destroyed it.
30:59Who?
31:00Whoever was here.
31:02Whoever took Gary.
31:08Do you think they're still in the house?
31:12I know how this movie ends, and we need to leave now.
31:45You know, in my line of work,
31:48if you leave a task unfinished,
31:52it becomes a noticeable blemish.
31:55A stain to be judged.
31:59I don't like to leave a job unfinished.
32:03And you, Allison Grant,
32:08have always been the one who got away.
32:11Not to worry.
32:13That ends tonight.
32:16No! Run!
32:20Is that the fucking garbage man?
32:35Get off her!
32:36No!
32:38Let me go!
32:39No!
32:45Get the fuck off me!
32:51Let me go!
32:56Stop!
32:58Stop!
32:58I am not going to tell you again.
33:02Fuck you, garbage man!
33:12Come out, Allison!
33:15Don't listen to her!
33:17Come out before I rip your little friend in true!
33:30Get in the hole!
33:32Get in the hole!
33:33Ouch!
33:50He's on me!
33:52He's on me!
33:54He's on me!
33:56Come on!
33:57Come on!
34:00Come on!
34:10Come on! Come on!
34:12I think I got here.
34:15Now I don't want to be locked?
34:18Stop.
34:19Oh, my God. We're trapped.
34:22Do you have a signal?
34:23No signal.
34:24Keep trying.
34:25Somebody help!
34:26Help!
34:26Help us!
34:28Allison!
34:33Oh, my God!
35:29Oh, my God!
35:32Oh, my God!
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