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00:00:00Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:05Don't fall.
00:00:11This is me.
00:00:14Casually ruining my high school room.
00:00:23Mia?
00:00:24Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:31Sorry, Jessica.
00:00:32But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:36Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac.
00:00:38You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:39Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:44C-c-c-kay?
00:00:48I still run the school markets.
00:00:51Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:53Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement
00:00:57from the class of 2006's prom king and queen, Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:12You okay?
00:01:13Am I okay?
00:01:15My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:19name, but details.
00:01:21Yeah.
00:01:23Me? Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:26You seem really amazing.
00:01:28Look who's talking.
00:01:30Why?
00:01:30Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:01:33You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:35I'm actually...
00:01:36I came here for someone very special.
00:01:39No.
00:01:41I came back for you.
00:01:42Mira, um...
00:01:45Can I talk to you later?
00:01:46It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:51feel.
00:01:52Absolutely.
00:01:53Actually, I want to...
00:01:55Come on, Connor.
00:01:56Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:01:59So let's give them one.
00:02:02He came back.
00:02:14Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:16Mia!
00:02:17Come here.
00:02:19Hey, it's okay.
00:02:20You're gonna be alright.
00:02:21Just hold on.
00:02:23I wish I could go back, Connor.
00:02:24What do you mean?
00:02:25Go back where?
00:02:25Then I could tell you...
00:02:27How much.
00:02:28How much you what?
00:02:29Hey, Mia.
00:02:30Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:31Mia, look at me.
00:02:32What did you want to tell me?
00:02:35Tell me.
00:02:36Give me.
00:02:39Am I...
00:02:40Dead?
00:02:44Or did my wish come true?
00:02:46Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:51Holy bananas.
00:02:52No more frown lines.
00:02:54I look 18 again.
00:02:56Which means...
00:02:58Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:00Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:02I've got a mountain of my homework for you too.
00:03:07Those clothes.
00:03:09Those highlights.
00:03:12A...
00:03:12Tamagotchi?
00:03:14I went back to...
00:03:162006?
00:03:21When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:26Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:03:28I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:30Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:36Loser!
00:03:37Loser!
00:03:38Loser!
00:03:39Loser!
00:03:40Loser!
00:03:41Loser!
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:43Nothing's changed.
00:03:44Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:46And nobody.
00:03:47The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:50But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:52You can always flip the script.
00:03:55High school bucket list item number one.
00:03:57Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:02Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill...
00:04:06Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:10Why?
00:04:11For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:15They do this every day.
00:04:22Don't be silly.
00:04:25Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:29I mean, she would never bully anyone.
00:04:33She just...
00:04:34Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:43Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:04:45And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:52Okay.
00:04:54So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid...
00:05:02Oops!
00:05:04What can I say?
00:05:06Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:10The shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:13Let's clean you up.
00:05:15That's acid.
00:05:16Don't...
00:05:16I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:19And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:05:28Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:05:34Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:46Oh, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:05:56So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:05:59High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:01Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:06Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:11Don't...
00:06:12Don't call me that.
00:06:13Or what?
00:06:14Little Miss...
00:06:16Stutter!
00:06:17This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:19You do that again?
00:06:20I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:22Hmm.
00:06:24What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:28I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:30You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:32And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:36Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:38Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:44Let's see what this does to yours.
00:06:54Mia, put the bottle down!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59No!
00:07:01High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:03Teacher released favorite teacher a lesson.
00:07:05Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:07:06Freak science accident.
00:07:08Blame chemistry?
00:07:10God!
00:07:12Damn, Mia.
00:07:14Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:16Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:18Use your words.
00:07:19Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:21Just say something.
00:07:23No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:25No.
00:07:28You look good kicking ass.
00:07:29I like this new you.
00:07:31I like the new me, too.
00:07:33Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:34Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:38You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:43What's next, Mia?
00:07:45Running for prom, queen?
00:07:46Stop, stop.
00:07:48You know what?
00:07:49Maybe I will.
00:07:50Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:53And you want to run against me?
00:07:55Anyone can wear a crown.
00:07:57Not people like you.
00:08:01Need a reminder?
00:08:02Nikki!
00:08:04Sharpie!
00:08:05Now!
00:08:07Look, if you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen, I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:12Feel?
00:08:16Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:21High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:23Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:26I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:32Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:37Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:39We lost touch after high school.
00:08:41I am not losing them again.
00:08:43I did.
00:08:45I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:48I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:50Come here.
00:08:52It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:08:55And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:03Great!
00:09:04More maggots have arrived.
00:09:06Besides then, Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:11The misfits?
00:09:12The outcasts?
00:09:13Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect?
00:09:18Do the queen.
00:09:19Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:21Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:23Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:26Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:35Okay.
00:09:36And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:46Connor?
00:09:47What the hell did you just give her?
00:09:48Was that your number?
00:09:50My vote.
00:09:55Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:09:58Con Con!
00:09:58You already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:10:02We have to do this.
00:10:03Together.
00:10:04Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina!
00:10:08Except for me.
00:10:09I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:12Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:15I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:16You're the basketball captain!
00:10:18Even our parents want us together!
00:10:20It's destiny!
00:10:22May the best girl win.
00:10:24Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:26If you fail again, you won't be able to go to Prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:31Understood?
00:10:33Got it.
00:10:36Where do you think you're going?
00:10:38We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:40Theory of relativity.
00:10:41The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:46I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:48No, you're right.
00:10:49You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:51High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:53Ditch class like a badass.
00:10:55Check it!
00:10:55If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:10:58Yes.
00:10:59You wasted.
00:11:02How?
00:11:04Told ya.
00:11:06See ya later, Misty.
00:11:14Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:18Oh!
00:11:19Oh!
00:11:21Um...
00:11:24Hi, you here?
00:11:26Um, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:29Um...
00:11:30I'll get off you now.
00:11:31Uh, you good?
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34Oh!
00:11:35Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:37Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:38It's been in my family for years.
00:11:39It's like indestructible.
00:11:40Oh, it's great.
00:11:41Thanks.
00:11:42Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:46She's nuts.
00:11:49You know, I...
00:11:50I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:53Wow.
00:11:53Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:11:56Jess?
00:11:56Hmm.
00:11:57Why would I give it to Jess?
00:11:59Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:01You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:05Hello, who?
00:12:06Uh, nothing. No.
00:12:08It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:12She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:14You do.
00:12:16I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:19That's why you won my vote.
00:12:22I thought you liked her.
00:12:23Wow.
00:12:27To be honest with you, Mia...
00:12:31There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:34And it's not Jess.
00:12:37Then who?
00:12:40Mia, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:12:45Is...
00:12:46Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:49Oh, fuck.
00:12:50No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great.
00:12:51What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:52Oh, she's out of my league.
00:12:55Oh, god.
00:12:56It's okay. Yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:58Mia, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league and she's beautiful and smart.
00:13:06And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me.
00:13:10You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:13She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:14Yeah.
00:13:16Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:21Cool.
00:13:22But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:26High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:28Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:32What did you have in mind?
00:13:33Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:40Make you prom queen.
00:13:44What do you think?
00:13:52Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen. Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:01Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:03Dr. Jessica!
00:14:09If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:16Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:18You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:23Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:29Oh, man. Here goes nothing.
00:14:31Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:37What's his challenge?
00:14:39A chemistry test.
00:14:40Well, great. Chemistry's my favorite subject.
00:14:44Sexual chemistry.
00:14:46Sexual what?
00:14:48The rules are simple.
00:14:50Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor, and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:14:57You down?
00:15:00Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:10Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap!
00:15:13Bite me, knee pads. Your little friend lost. Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:18This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:20I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:23What the hell was that?
00:15:24Me winning.
00:15:25Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:28Connor and I are a tough act to follow, but uh, show us your best, freak.
00:15:33Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:35Get your man, Mia!
00:15:36Shut the fuck up, Chris!
00:15:38You don't have to put on a show for them, or anybody.
00:15:41You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:44You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:47Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:49I'm not doing this for them. It's for me.
00:15:52Just follow my lead.
00:15:54High school bucket list item number set.
00:15:56Make the first move.
00:15:58No, you follow my lead.
00:16:04You follow my lead.
00:16:21So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:24Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
00:16:30Oh, damn. Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:35How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:40I will destroy her life, and I will win prom queen!
00:16:44Not if I can help it.
00:16:46The whole town wants us together!
00:16:48Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:50Connor!
00:16:55Mia!
00:16:56Your prince is waiting.
00:16:59Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:02Stop drooling!
00:17:03Go over there.
00:17:04Or you can use your mouth for another creative voice.
00:17:08Use Kalta.
00:17:12We really need to talk about that kiss.
00:17:19where'd you learn how to do that college science majors are slower than you think
00:17:25uh you hook up with college guys no but i will one day my magic eight ball said so
00:17:33so you can predict the future actually i'm from the future right it's my secret superpower
00:17:40so well i hope that there's another run for us in our future somewhere where there's less
00:17:48interruptions connor i don't really kiss people unless i'm dating them and it's not like you
00:17:56want to date me so actually about that well let's just focus on uh beating jess and we can talk
00:18:02about
00:18:02all the kiss stuff later yeah connor might be my forever crush but he's also a forever playboy
00:18:09at least that's what the rumors say fine yeah look for your information the next best opportunity
00:18:18to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off so we could team up
00:18:27wait you really think i could beat miss popular
00:18:32you can run this school if you want to team me up your royalty and you don't even know it
00:18:40out of the way cooking class champions coming through
00:18:45wait you're not seriously thinking about answering if you do i will embarrass you so bad you will wish
00:18:54you were dead still want to do this
00:18:58why not baking is just chemistry let the best baker win
00:19:06ew and i think we all know who's gonna win
00:19:12girls should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go
00:19:17what are you talking about you don't look the part yet me now
00:19:21let us help you out
00:19:35let me guess just a bitch straights again
00:19:39well i hope her baked goods burn in hell you want me to go curse her
00:19:43thanks for the thought kate i don't want to beat her fair and square
00:19:46never gonna have to give you an edge something that gives you hot points and baking points
00:19:53meet me at school bright and early tomorrow
00:19:55why
00:19:55because i'm gonna turn you into sexy nerdy baking queen
00:19:59how are you
00:20:05where's your baking buddy con con
00:20:07did she chicken out last night
00:20:15may i present to you your future girlfriend
00:20:18i mean
00:20:20this year's bake-off hbic
00:20:22mia watkins
00:20:26mia you look
00:20:28like a fucking try hard
00:20:30overdressed much
00:20:31come on girls we have a contest to win
00:20:33like i was saying
00:20:35you look gorgeous
00:20:36high school bucket list item number eight
00:20:38flirt like a hot girl
00:20:40look who's talking
00:20:41chef
00:20:42ready to win
00:20:44stop putting on a show
00:20:46this event is supposed to be about me
00:20:48who the hell do you think you are mia
00:20:51call me queen
00:20:55cause i'm coming for your throne
00:20:59boo
00:21:06shut up or die
00:21:10all right
00:21:12contestants we're about to begin
00:21:13to your tables please
00:21:15uh do you have any idea what we're doing here
00:21:17oh yeah we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:19with some molecular gastronomy topping
00:21:21it's really easy
00:21:23what
00:21:24it's science meets sweets
00:21:25come on
00:21:27all right contestants
00:21:28the bake-off begins
00:21:30now
00:21:31no
00:21:32okay
00:21:33and we'll just put this in here
00:21:37like this
00:21:38like that
00:21:45and then
00:21:47this
00:21:47that's on your nose
00:21:49no that's too much
00:21:50that's too much
00:22:04cool trick
00:22:06bill nye the science nerd
00:22:08hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:15oops
00:22:18oops
00:22:19oops
00:22:20foot slipped
00:22:21sorry not sorry
00:22:22oops
00:22:24sorry
00:22:26my hand slipped
00:22:31oh she's awful
00:22:33oh
00:22:34if you do that again miss watkins
00:22:36you will be disqualified
00:22:37she just kicked our table
00:22:39i did not see jessica do anything wrong
00:22:41get back to work
00:22:43it's fine it's fine
00:22:44so what do we do now
00:22:46a good scientist
00:22:48always
00:22:48has a plan
00:22:52and
00:22:54time
00:22:57the winning team's votes
00:22:58also count toward their prom queen's campaign
00:23:02jessica
00:23:03you're up
00:23:04it is a model
00:23:06of my mansion
00:23:07and anyone who votes for me
00:23:09can come to all my parties
00:23:11for the rest of the year
00:23:12so great
00:23:14this is our dessert
00:23:16it may look simple
00:23:18but
00:23:19it's got a little magic to it
00:23:42and all the votes are in
00:23:45the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:23:50the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:06Mia Watkins
00:24:07Mia
00:24:08the 2006 golden bake-off trophy belongs to you
00:24:13and Connor
00:24:18I can't believe it
00:24:21I can't believe it
00:24:22oh that's my queen
00:24:23that's my best friend
00:24:24we love her
00:24:26best day of my life
00:24:28I knew you could do that
00:24:32no
00:24:34Connor and that trophy are mine
00:24:40not anymore
00:24:44I'm so gonna regret that loser
00:24:47I'm sorry
00:24:48high school bucket list
00:24:51item number nine
00:24:52start a riot
00:24:54make it epic
00:24:55food fight
00:25:01food fight
00:25:03popular kids
00:25:05stop it
00:25:06stop it
00:25:07stop it
00:25:14stop it
00:25:28stop
00:25:30stop
00:25:30stop
00:25:30Mia
00:25:31Mia started it
00:25:32thank you for your honesty
00:25:33Jessica
00:25:34you and your friends can go
00:25:37what
00:25:38no she's lying
00:25:40I would drop that attitude
00:25:42Miss Watkins
00:25:42you know what
00:25:43no
00:25:45I like having an attitude
00:25:47I lived for years without one
00:25:49and now
00:25:50it's here to stay
00:25:52one more
00:25:53bad word
00:25:54one more
00:25:54thing that you do wrong
00:25:56and you are suspended
00:25:58fine
00:26:00I'll stop having an attitude
00:26:01when you stop
00:26:02letting Jessica's dad bribe you
00:26:06oh
00:26:06sorry
00:26:07no one knows about that yet
00:26:09both of you pack your bags
00:26:13wait are we suspended
00:26:15I can't get suspended
00:26:16my dad's gonna fly back
00:26:17from his business trip
00:26:18and get me killed
00:26:18no no no
00:26:19I'm giving you a vacation day
00:26:21you're both free to go
00:26:23wait for real
00:26:24of course
00:26:25you're both free to go
00:26:26and if you ever need anything
00:26:28feel free to come by my office
00:26:29the door's always open
00:26:31how much money did her dad give you
00:26:33uh
00:26:34one hundred and forty seven thousand
00:26:35three hundred and forty seven dollars
00:26:37and
00:26:38you be quiet
00:26:39you demon child
00:26:40come on
00:26:42I'll take it though
00:26:42why don't you help me clean up here
00:26:45my star students
00:26:47thank you
00:26:49oh
00:26:49fuck
00:26:49what was that
00:26:52whoa
00:26:53did you see the look on his face
00:26:55yeah he was freaking out
00:26:57how did you know all that stuff though
00:26:59well I told you I can see the future
00:27:01so
00:27:02right
00:27:03it's no big deal
00:27:04yeah
00:27:06so tell me
00:27:08what do you see in our future tonight
00:27:11well I have to study for the science test
00:27:13oh yeah
00:27:15what's it on again
00:27:16uh anatomy
00:27:17it's the study of the
00:27:18human body
00:27:20yeah
00:27:22yeah
00:27:22you want to do it at my place
00:27:24my parents aren't home
00:27:25your place
00:27:26your place
00:27:27like a
00:27:29like us
00:27:31together
00:27:32alone
00:27:33yeah
00:27:34let's go professor
00:27:36I promise to be a good boy
00:27:40okay
00:27:42okay
00:27:43okay
00:27:43okay
00:27:43okay
00:28:51Mia.
00:28:53Mia.
00:28:54Mia.
00:28:55Were you moaning at my questions?
00:28:57Not that dumb.
00:28:58No, no.
00:28:59I was asking about question number four.
00:29:01Um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:03What is it?
00:29:06Get up.
00:29:07I'm gonna show you and then I'm gonna quiz you.
00:29:09Oh!
00:29:09Oh!
00:29:12Alright, please me.
00:29:14Okay.
00:29:14Uh-uh.
00:29:18Can I?
00:29:19Alright.
00:29:21Yeah.
00:29:21Okay.
00:29:21Uh-uh.
00:29:28Bicep.
00:29:29Brachii.
00:29:34Pectalis major.
00:29:40Pectis abdominis.
00:29:42Gloria.
00:29:42Amen.
00:29:44Is that the name?
00:29:46The name is that long.
00:29:47No, no, no.
00:29:47Do you forget about that part?
00:29:49No, it's not important.
00:29:52Stop manhandling him.
00:29:53Yeah.
00:29:53He likes someone else.
00:29:56You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:03But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:19The rules are simple.
00:30:21If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:24Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:27High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:29Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:31No.
00:30:33Are you ready to lose?
00:30:36Trapeziobusius.
00:30:37Where?
00:30:38Oh my...
00:30:45Um...
00:30:45Brachialis.
00:30:55Uh...
00:30:56That's cheating!
00:30:57Don't look at that.
00:30:59Just...
00:31:00Uh...
00:31:03Uh...
00:31:04Uh...
00:31:04Uh...
00:31:04Uh...
00:31:18You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:22pretty close.
00:31:23That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to!
00:31:28I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:31Uh...
00:31:32To level the playing field.
00:31:34You!
00:31:35No!
00:31:36Bad girl.
00:31:39Violence is against the rules.
00:31:41So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:52Make me...
00:31:53Make me...
00:31:56Careful what you wish for.
00:32:00Oh my god!
00:32:02Oh no!
00:32:04What are you doing?
00:32:06I...
00:32:06I...
00:32:07You're crazy!
00:32:08I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:13That's for cheating.
00:32:22Connor!
00:32:23Are you in there?
00:32:24Oh shit!
00:32:25That's my dad!
00:32:26No!
00:32:27No!
00:32:27No!
00:32:28Oh my god!
00:32:32No!
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:38No!
00:32:41No!
00:32:42No!
00:32:44No!
00:32:44No!
00:32:46No!
00:32:47No!
00:32:47No!
00:32:49No!
00:32:50No!
00:32:50Oh hey dad!
00:32:50This is Mia, she's my new tutor.
00:32:52Hi Mr. Oliver!
00:32:53Tutor?
00:32:54Tutor, huh?
00:32:55Well, Ms. Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:32:58So much for her tutoring.
00:33:00Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:03Mia is...
00:33:04Unimportant!
00:33:06Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:09She's from a good family, at least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:12Dad!
00:33:14Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:18Girls aside,
00:33:20Fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:25You're 18.
00:33:26Connor, this is embarrassing!
00:33:28Embarrassing?
00:33:29Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:31You know what?
00:33:32Never mind.
00:33:32Hey Mr. Oliver?
00:33:33I will help Connor pass.
00:33:36And...
00:33:37I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:40Oh?
00:33:41How can you be so sure?
00:33:43Just a hunch.
00:33:44Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:46Connor, wait!
00:33:47Just...
00:33:48Please talk to him.
00:33:49You can fix this.
00:33:50I can't fix anything when it comes to him!
00:33:52I think it's time you leave.
00:33:53Miss...
00:33:54Valedictorian?
00:33:55I need to speak with my son.
00:33:57Alone.
00:34:00Dad, wait!
00:34:09Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:11Because a year after we graduate,
00:34:13he dies.
00:34:25I hope everything's okay.
00:34:28Today's test results were...
00:34:32Abysmal.
00:34:33But...
00:34:34We did have two perfect scores.
00:34:37Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:41And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:43Keep up the good work.
00:34:51Oh!
00:34:54You got it.
00:34:55Good job.
00:34:58Thank you, Mia.
00:35:02Seriously, thank you.
00:35:05I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:07Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:11Have you talked to him?
00:35:12Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:14I know you're trying to...
00:35:15help.
00:35:16But...
00:35:17You don't know him like I do.
00:35:19You know?
00:35:20Mm.
00:35:21I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:23I have to try.
00:35:25Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:27That's enough dad talk.
00:35:28I have a surprise for you.
00:35:32Oh!
00:35:34Uh, wait!
00:35:35Before you guys go,
00:35:36I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend for Mia's prom queen
00:35:41campaign.
00:35:42So...
00:35:42Come through...
00:35:44And...
00:35:45Vote for Mia.
00:35:55Nikki!
00:35:56Cancel your plans.
00:35:58We have a party to ruin.
00:36:01Here you go, we'll see you this weekend.
00:36:03Come to the party.
00:36:04Here you go.
00:36:06Oh shit, that's my dad.
00:36:07Come on, let's bounce before you see me.
00:36:08Wait, no.
00:36:09Just show him your test.
00:36:10He'll be thrilled.
00:36:10I'll show him another time.
00:36:11No, no, no.
00:36:11You don't have time.
00:36:13Just...
00:36:13Trust me.
00:36:14Come on, Connor.
00:36:15Talk to him.
00:36:16No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:16Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:19Hey, Dad.
00:36:19Hi, sir.
00:36:20What are you doing here?
00:36:24I'm going out of town on work,
00:36:26but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:28If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:31I aced it.
00:36:38Thanks to Mia.
00:36:40No.
00:36:40No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:42It was all Connor.
00:36:42You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:44Pride has to be earned.
00:36:46Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:51You see that little gremlin over there?
00:36:55I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:01Got it.
00:37:03What if I can't do it?
00:37:05Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:08Force her.
00:37:16Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:19Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:20I just had a quick premise your question.
00:37:22Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade,
00:37:24so why are you talking to me now?
00:37:25You're super smart and sexy.
00:37:28And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:32So, can I get one or what?
00:37:34Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:35Enough.
00:37:36You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:38No fights.
00:37:39Do you hear me?
00:37:40Luke, stop.
00:37:41I'm busy.
00:37:41Yeah, please.
00:37:42Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:45Can you help me?
00:37:46Come on.
00:37:47Just this once.
00:37:49Connor, listen.
00:37:51I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:53But it is because I-
00:37:55Dad, I gotta go.
00:37:56I'll talk to you another time.
00:37:58Get off me.
00:37:59I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:00The invite's still open.
00:38:02I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:05Come on.
00:38:06Five minutes.
00:38:12Okay.
00:38:14Alright, let's go.
00:38:18Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:27CopCon!
00:38:28What a surprise!
00:38:30I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:31Doing what?
00:38:32Looking for Mia.
00:38:34I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:38Ugh.
00:38:38You know Mia.
00:38:40She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:43But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:49She's gonna break your heart.
00:38:50And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:02I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:03No, no, no.
00:39:04Wait.
00:39:04You're not going anywhere.
00:39:06Until we talk about this party.
00:39:09We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:12Hey!
00:39:13Get the fuck off her!
00:39:15Oh!
00:39:17Oh!
00:39:18Oh shit.
00:39:18Cap's here!
00:39:19Anybody else want to trip to the ER?
00:39:22Hey, mind if it were worth it?
00:39:25Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists, let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:31Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:37Oh!
00:39:39Oh!
00:39:39Oh!
00:39:41Come on.
00:39:41We'll go to party to get to.
00:39:44Fine.
00:39:46I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:50You know, for a second there I kind of thought that you were into Luke when I saw you guys
00:39:57walking away together.
00:39:59Really?
00:40:03You know, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:08So, who is?
00:40:12You are.
00:40:17You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:25It's crazy.
00:40:27What?
00:40:27It's so funny.
00:40:29Who is it?
00:40:34Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:38She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:40You should come.
00:40:41My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:42No, I can't.
00:40:44I have to change for that party.
00:40:46Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:47High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:50Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:53She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:40:56You could probably borrow that.
00:40:58If you're into that.
00:41:00If you want to live once.
00:41:01Okay.
00:41:03Okay.
00:41:03Or if not.
00:41:04I mean.
00:41:05If you're into it.
00:41:07Really?
00:41:10Yeah.
00:41:11I mean.
00:41:12Our proton's positive.
00:41:13Right?
00:41:15Get it?
00:41:15Oh, yeah.
00:41:16Cool.
00:41:17Go away the way.
00:41:17Okay.
00:41:18Yeah, let's go.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:21Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:25Come on.
00:41:26I need an answer.
00:41:28Should I?
00:41:32Should I?
00:41:41Yeah.
00:41:44Look.
00:41:49Wow.
00:41:52Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:41:54You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going
00:41:58to be famous.
00:41:59What?
00:42:00Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:02No, I'm future girl.
00:42:04Remember?
00:42:05Right.
00:42:06Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:12Okay.
00:42:13Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:28Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:34I actually have no idea.
00:42:40Hey, ConCon and Sasquatch.
00:42:45I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:48And I brought party favors.
00:42:51Everyone's already done.
00:42:52We'll study in on the way over.
00:43:20I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:25So cute.
00:43:26Oh, on page four, there's a great Polaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:31Yeah.
00:43:32Page four.
00:43:32She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:38Hey.
00:43:39Hey.
00:43:41I like your big tails.
00:43:43And everybody had bridges, Mia.
00:43:47This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:51Actually...
00:43:53It does.
00:43:56Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:43:59Um, yeah.
00:44:00That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:01Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:44:07See page seven.
00:44:08As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:11Are you blind?
00:44:12She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:16You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:21But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:29So go ahead.
00:44:31Read away.
00:44:32I have nothing to hide.
00:44:33Unlike you.
00:44:34If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:38You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:40What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:46What?
00:44:48I...
00:44:49Nobody knows about that.
00:44:50You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:52Face...
00:44:53What?
00:44:53Okay, English much?
00:44:55You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:44:58But the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:11What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:13Your couch potato cake.
00:45:15Yeah.
00:45:15Show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:18That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:20My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:22And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:24Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:25Hey.
00:45:26You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:28And you know I.
00:45:29It's okay.
00:45:30I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:35Jessica.
00:45:36You think being prom queen is all about looks.
00:45:40Right?
00:45:42High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:45Flam it while you've got it.
00:46:01You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:02You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:04You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:31Get off.
00:46:35High school bucket list item number 13.
00:46:38Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:43Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:45Anyone can do that.
00:46:46I can do it.
00:46:47And I bet I can do it even better.
00:46:59Fine.
00:47:01Let those mouth-weakers have a dumbass party.
00:47:04Bye, Jess.
00:47:09Ugh.
00:47:10Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:38Oh, my wrist.
00:47:40I think I sprained it.
00:47:42Oh my wrist.
00:47:42Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:43Hey.
00:47:44Hey, Mia.
00:47:45Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:47She needs help.
00:47:48Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:51Now.
00:47:52Don't make me ask again, bitches.
00:47:55You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:47:57Not before I- not before I tell you that I-
00:48:03Mia, I've always-
00:48:05Mia, hey.
00:48:07Hey.
00:48:08Hey.
00:48:08Hey, Mia.
00:48:09You okay?
00:48:09Yeah.
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:12Huh.
00:48:13Yeah.
00:48:13What happened?
00:48:15Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:18Okay.
00:48:19I was trying to recycle.
00:48:21How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:26I didn't see that coming.
00:48:27Yeah.
00:48:31Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:33Okay.
00:48:34Hey, party's over.
00:48:35Everyone out.
00:48:36You heard him.
00:48:37Go.
00:48:38Get out.
00:48:38Remember, vote Mia.
00:48:39Vote Mia.
00:48:40Vote Mia.
00:48:41I got you.
00:48:42Come on.
00:48:43Let's go.
00:48:51Okay.
00:48:55For saving my life.
00:48:57I'm just glad you're okay.
00:48:59For the record, you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:10What's wrong?
00:49:12Jess never gets better.
00:49:14Better at what?
00:49:16Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:19And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:24I would never date Jessica.
00:49:27Connor.
00:49:28Seriously.
00:49:29Stop.
00:49:31Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:49:34You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:39She...
00:49:39I know.
00:49:40She's a genius.
00:49:41You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:43It's really cool.
00:49:45Get some rest.
00:49:46I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:48Connor?
00:49:48Connor?
00:49:49Can you stay with me?
00:49:54Can you stay with me?
00:49:58Okay.
00:50:00Okay.
00:50:01Okay.
00:50:03Okay.
00:50:09You're the genius, dummy.
00:50:12I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:33You're the genius, dummy.
00:50:43You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:47You scared me.
00:50:51God.
00:50:52No, I don't.
00:50:53I like the same when I'm busy or bored.
00:50:56So, it's never around anyone.
00:50:58Which is good.
00:51:00I'm not just anyone.
00:51:06What is all this?
00:51:09Well, you know the tradition.
00:51:12Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:16You want to help me wrap?
00:51:18Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:20No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:25I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:29Not yet, anyway.
00:51:35So, eight ball girl.
00:51:38What's future me like?
00:51:40Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:42No, you're not.
00:51:44Don't even look.
00:51:45I know you're not.
00:51:47You're...
00:51:48You're actually super successful.
00:51:52You're really smart.
00:51:55Kind.
00:52:00You're pretty perfect.
00:52:06No wonder I was in love.
00:52:15Hold up.
00:52:15Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:18No one.
00:52:20I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:27Because now I know all of these is awesome.
00:52:31Yeah.
00:52:33So, who do I get married to?
00:52:37Jessica Alba.
00:52:39So you got to get over that Britney crush because things get complicated.
00:52:44Okay.
00:52:45Yeah.
00:52:46You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:49Really?
00:52:50You know what I see in our future?
00:52:52Connor.
00:52:57Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:00I'd love to.
00:53:03Question.
00:53:04Are you going to invite your dad?
00:53:07I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:10He's busy.
00:53:12He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:14Hey.
00:53:15Wait, wait.
00:53:18Connor.
00:53:19Your dad.
00:53:21Enough about my dad.
00:53:22Actually.
00:53:22Come on.
00:53:23You don't want to be late.
00:53:25Okay.
00:53:40Everyone's going to love these, Mia.
00:53:42This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:44Sure.
00:53:46But...
00:53:49I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:51Because in a few months we will all glow our separate ways.
00:53:56And who knows what will happen then.
00:53:58Right?
00:54:03Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:07Oh.
00:54:08You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:11The class loved my gifts so much.
00:54:13I already got all their votes.
00:54:15I already got all their votes.
00:54:29So you're buying votes now?
00:54:31Me?
00:54:32No.
00:54:33I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:38But I'm sure they'll like your goodwill hand-me-downs too.
00:54:45Besties?
00:54:46You don't even know their names.
00:54:49Of course I do.
00:54:52Well...
00:54:53The hot ones.
00:54:54The rest are freaks, not people.
00:54:56But hey, money talks, right?
00:54:58Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:02But come on now.
00:55:03Let's see what you got.
00:55:12Look!
00:55:14Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:19I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:28At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:30Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:35But you can't.
00:55:37Because you're a nobody, Nia.
00:55:40Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:41Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:44Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:48And I love all my subjects.
00:55:51Even you.
00:55:52Look!
00:56:11OMG, you're twins!
00:56:22Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:25I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:27Oh!
00:56:28And Con Con, here is your gift.
00:56:30Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:34I don't want anything from you.
00:56:38Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:46No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:56:49Prom queen, Connor, what am I even doing here?
00:56:55Bribes aren't my thing.
00:56:57Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:00He might be down.
00:57:03Hey, Nia, wait.
00:57:04Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:07They're special.
00:57:08Not because they're expensive or fancy,
00:57:10but because they're from you.
00:57:12No, no.
00:57:12No, they're stupid.
00:57:15And she won this one.
00:57:17So let's just go.
00:57:18Just trust me.
00:57:20They're gonna love them.
00:57:22Hey, you guys.
00:57:23Nia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:25And you're gonna love them.
00:57:26I'm gonna love them.
00:57:27Oh, my gosh.
00:57:38Oh, my gosh.
00:57:40Oh, my gosh.
00:57:41Oh, my gosh.
00:57:43Oh, my gosh.
00:57:43Say you can see.
00:57:45Oh, my gosh.
00:57:54So, I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll
00:58:04remember them.
00:58:06Mia, what did you do?
00:58:12How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:16I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:19But you should. You're more talented than you know. You just need a cool artist's name. Like, Banksy.
00:58:40You'll be an amazing songwriter. Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:49That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams. Be Jordan.
00:58:57Mia, these are incredible. I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:05Just wait a few years. You're gonna be filthy rich. And you deserve it.
00:59:17Everybody shut up! Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:22I know!
00:59:23Why don't you open your gift and find out? I got one for you too.
00:59:33You trash. You see pies.
00:59:35Boo!
00:59:36Boo!
00:59:36All right, fuck!
00:59:37Okay! All right, fine! You're stupid!
00:59:40Go!
00:59:41Please!
00:59:47Hey, um...
00:59:50This one's for you.
01:00:01Mia, I...
01:00:05Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:09This is the first lure you ever bought me.
01:00:12How did you find...
01:00:14How did you find...
01:00:14Magic 8-Ball. You remember?
01:00:16A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:19It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:22Do everything with your dad.
01:00:24While you can.
01:00:27You'll never get this time back.
01:00:33Yeah, thank you.
01:00:36Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:38Hey, no!
01:00:39Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:40Promise me...
01:00:42That you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:44That's all I want.
01:00:57For you...
01:00:58I'll do it.
01:01:03Congrats.
01:01:04Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:07Now what?
01:01:11It's time we step out of the shadows.
01:01:17Hey, everyone.
01:01:19Tonight...
01:01:20All of us misfits...
01:01:22Are going to the finals.
01:01:24Boycotting Jessica's prom queen.
01:01:27Cheers.
01:01:38I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:56What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:01Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:04We're taking a stand.
01:02:07We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:11No plastics for prom!
01:02:13No plastics for prom!
01:02:15You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:18Worshipped?
01:02:21They were terrified of you.
01:02:23It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:25But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:30Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:02:40Attention everyone!
01:02:43America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:08Come on, Mia!
01:03:11We're all waiting!
01:03:14Hey!
01:03:15Hey, yes you can.
01:03:17Show them all what you can do.
01:03:21All of them.
01:03:24No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:28Just don't look at them.
01:03:29Look at me.
01:03:31I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:33Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:35This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:38I believe in you.
01:03:45High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:48Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:03:54Hi, everyone.
01:03:57Please rise.
01:04:11Oh.
01:04:19Just look at me.
01:04:29Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night?
01:04:52Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, o'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
01:05:11And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still
01:05:30there.
01:05:31Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave, o'er the land of the free and the home of
01:05:54the brave?
01:05:56And the ships will be the same as that our flag was.
01:06:05Then the stars, by the way.
01:06:07I'm not.
01:06:09Why do you not?
01:06:09Give it up for Mia.
01:06:11This is gonna be your new prom queen.
01:06:16See?
01:06:17Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:19I'm not.
01:06:21I'm not.
01:06:23I'm not.
01:06:23I'm not.
01:06:25No, I'm not.
01:06:35If you want to win, you've got to give him a show, right?
01:06:38Yeah.
01:06:39Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:40What were you saying?
01:06:42Oh, nothing that I, um, I just thought I'm really...
01:06:54Shit, that's my dad.
01:06:56What is he doing here?
01:06:57He never comes to my games.
01:06:58What if I fuck up?
01:07:00Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine.
01:07:05This is the big game.
01:07:06Yeah, this is the only game he cares about.
01:07:10Hey, look at me.
01:07:11I already know what happens, remember?
01:07:15Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:20It'll seem impossible, but trust me...
01:07:30And here we go, everyone, the big championship game, the Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:36Here we go, ladies and gentlemen, let's begin.
01:08:06And 10 seconds left.
01:08:07Home team is down two points, and Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:16He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:27He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer, and there he goes.
01:08:33Yes, he scores!
01:08:35The Fairfield Lions, 49-48, and they win the game!
01:08:49Let's go!
01:08:52First, an A, and now this.
01:08:56Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:00Really?
01:09:01Really.
01:09:04I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:07And on you.
01:09:13I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:16Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:19Congratulations.
01:09:20Yeah.
01:09:23Yeah.
01:09:25You were right about everything.
01:09:27Oh!
01:09:28Am I being pumped?
01:09:30That pimply mouth-weather isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:36We will take her down, we will take her down, we will take her down for good!
01:09:40I won because of you.
01:09:41No, no, we won because of you.
01:09:43I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:46But I do accept payment and gifts.
01:09:51I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:04Wait, wait.
01:10:06Should we be doing this?
01:10:08I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:11It's you, Mia.
01:10:13It always has been.
01:10:19Holy circuits.
01:10:30God bless you.
01:11:07Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:12You're staring again.
01:11:15Five more minutes.
01:11:17You're kind of distracting.
01:11:21Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:25I can't have a chem test.
01:11:27This was your chem test.
01:11:30And you passed.
01:11:32With flying colors.
01:11:38Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:43And what about brown tonight?
01:11:48Oh, you still wanted to go to...
01:11:52I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:11:55You're never going to let that go.
01:11:58Stupid.
01:12:00It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:04How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:09Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:12What?
01:12:13Yeah.
01:12:14I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:16And those striped turtlenecks.
01:12:19No, you didn't.
01:12:20Yeah.
01:12:21So hot.
01:12:26Okay, so...
01:12:28Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:31Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:32Yes, please.
01:12:32Oh, I got to do it properly.
01:12:38Mia Watkins.
01:12:41Will you...
01:12:48Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:51And my girlfriend?
01:12:55Yes, I will go with you.
01:12:57And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:06Come on.
01:13:07Let's go win that crown.
01:13:09Five more minutes.
01:13:10You said.
01:13:11Oh.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:15I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:20Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:24Maybe she's going to.
01:13:26I don't know.
01:13:28You want to beg at the game.
01:13:31Maybe she's given up.
01:13:35No.
01:13:37She won't.
01:13:42I know she won't because I've lived it.
01:13:47I'm sorry.
01:13:48Say it again?
01:13:51Okay.
01:13:53This is going to sound insane.
01:13:54Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:13:55So I have to tell you the truth.
01:13:58I...
01:14:01I'm from the future.
01:14:12Okay.
01:14:13Yeah, the future.
01:14:15Cool.
01:14:16Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:17Are you going to like call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:22No.
01:14:23You're not...
01:14:24Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:14:28If you say you're from the future,
01:14:32I believe you.
01:14:38Okay, okay.
01:14:38Give me the future scoop.
01:14:40How does Lost end?
01:14:41Oh, then was I right about Lance Mouse?
01:14:43Okay, um, they get off the island.
01:14:46Lance does come out.
01:14:48And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:50Wow.
01:14:51The future's violent.
01:14:53You have no idea.
01:14:54But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:14:59So will you help me with this dance?
01:15:02No.
01:15:04Come in.
01:15:05But before we close the hellmouth, that is Jess.
01:15:09Okay.
01:15:10You look like a queen.
01:15:14I'm not.
01:15:16I'm not.
01:15:16I'm not.
01:15:16I'm not.
01:15:33I'm not.
01:15:37You look like a queen.
01:15:40Thanks.
01:15:42Hopefully I'll look.
01:15:58Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:09You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:19Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:22Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:24We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:27Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:40Oh, you look so good.
01:16:43Black is definitely a color.
01:16:45Oh, thanks.
01:16:46FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:52Oh, my God.
01:16:53Give it up, Jessica.
01:16:55I don't...
01:16:55I want Mia.
01:16:57Oh, but I want you.
01:17:00We are perfect together.
01:17:02Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:05Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:08Concon, think about your future.
01:17:12My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:15It could be.
01:17:17If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:23You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:30I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:37Cool.
01:17:43Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:49It could save your future if you don't.
01:17:57I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:01Oh!
01:18:04Oh!
01:18:12I tried.
01:18:14Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:18I think it's crack cane.
01:18:21I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:24Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:47Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen.
01:18:53Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage.
01:18:58Mia Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:00Woo!
01:19:03And as expected, give it up for your prom king, basketball all-star, Conor Oliver.
01:19:23Conor.
01:19:29While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our prom queen finalists.
01:19:35Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:39I would like to thank all of my diehard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:46I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:19:58Hi.
01:20:01I shouldn't be here.
01:20:04That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:08I wasn't good enough, I wasn't pretty enough, I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:16But I'm here now.
01:20:21And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:24The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:31You're not.
01:20:44All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:48Looks like we have a winner.
01:20:57And your 2006 prom queen winner is...
01:21:06Jessica Hart!
01:21:12I'm so sorry.
01:21:14Hey, it's okay.
01:21:16This is your moment.
01:21:17You earned it.
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:23I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:29Smile, king.
01:21:30It's for the yearbook.
01:21:36You were right.
01:21:37You saw it all.
01:21:42And you believe to me.
01:21:46Out of the way, freak.
01:21:48This is for royalty only.
01:21:50Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:54Mia has something to say.
01:21:56I warned you.
01:22:01Mia?
01:22:07Mia?
01:22:08Mia?
01:22:08Mia Watkins?
01:22:09They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:12What?
01:22:13No!
01:22:14Oh, these are fake.
01:22:16Principal Davis, this is a setup.
01:22:19Mia.
01:22:20Is this true?
01:22:22No.
01:22:22No.
01:22:23Actually, Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:29Okay?
01:22:30Mia?
01:22:31Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:33It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:35Fairly.
01:22:37But don't take it from me.
01:22:39Let's see.
01:22:40Show of hands.
01:22:41Who voted for Mia?
01:22:47Mia!
01:22:48Mia!
01:22:49Mia!
01:22:50Mia!
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:56I never doubted that.
01:22:58Or you.
01:23:07High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:23:10Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:13The crown is mine!
01:23:16I'm the popular one!
01:23:17I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:21What more do you people want?
01:23:41Jessica, first you cheated, now you could have killed someone?
01:23:45This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:47Security!
01:23:48No!
01:23:49No, it was Mia!
01:23:51She knows things.
01:23:53She's like a psychic or a witch or something.
01:23:55I swear!
01:23:56Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:23:59No!
01:24:08She's so thirsty.
01:24:11That's something Mia, help me.
01:24:13You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:14No!
01:24:14No!
01:24:15This isn't right!
01:24:18You suck!
01:24:20You're cheating!
01:24:22Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:26You're cheating!
01:24:28Take this.
01:24:31No, I can't take that.
01:24:33Yes.
01:24:33I want you to.
01:24:36Wait, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:41Time-traveling nerd.
01:24:45Right here.
01:24:59Yeah.
01:25:00Hey.
01:25:01Yeah.
01:25:04You OK?
01:25:06What happened?
01:25:09Yeah.
01:25:11Yeah.
01:25:15What happened?
01:25:16You tripped and fell. You all right?
01:25:20Yes.
01:25:25Where's Jessica?
01:25:27Jessica?
01:25:30Jessica Hart?
01:25:32I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:35Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:37I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:44Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:51But that's all in the past.
01:25:53I want to focus on the future.
01:25:57Neil Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:26:03I loved you.
01:26:04You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:14And from our wild study sessions,
01:26:16to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:26:22to taking on the whole world,
01:26:23I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:32Neil Watkins.
01:26:36Will you marry me?
01:26:38Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:44Yes, of course.
01:26:50I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:53You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:26:56You didn't see this coming?
01:26:59Us getting engaged? No.
01:27:02Not a million years.
01:27:04But hey, I guess...
01:27:07Some things you never see coming.
01:27:11I always knew.
01:27:12Maybe I didn't see you at first on the show.
01:27:15Cheers!
01:27:19Good luck!
01:27:31Good luck!
01:27:33No one sets my body on fire
01:27:37No one gives me shivers like you
01:27:42Oh, no one does it better
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