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00:00:00Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:05Don't fall.
00:00:11This is me.
00:00:14Casually ruining my high school room.
00:00:23Mia?
00:00:24Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:31Sorry, Jessica.
00:00:32But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:36Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac.
00:00:38You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:39Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:44C-c-c-kay?
00:00:48I still run the school markets.
00:00:51Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:53Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement
00:00:57from the class of 2006's prom king and queen, Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:12You okay?
00:01:13Am I okay?
00:01:15My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:19name, but details.
00:01:21Yeah.
00:01:23Me? Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:26You seem really amazing.
00:01:28Look who's talking.
00:01:30Why?
00:01:30Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:01:33You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:35I'm actually...
00:01:36I came here for someone very special.
00:01:39No.
00:01:41I came back for you.
00:01:42Mira, um...
00:01:45Can I talk to you later?
00:01:46It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:51feel.
00:01:52Absolutely.
00:01:53Actually, I want to...
00:01:55Come on, Connor.
00:01:56Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:01:59So let's give them one.
00:02:02He came back.
00:02:14Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:16Mia!
00:02:17Come here.
00:02:19Hey, it's okay.
00:02:20You're gonna be alright.
00:02:21Just hold on.
00:02:23I wish I could go back, Connor.
00:02:24What do you mean?
00:02:25Go back where?
00:02:25Then I could tell you...
00:02:27How much.
00:02:28How much you what?
00:02:29Hey, Mia.
00:02:30Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:31Mia, look at me.
00:02:32What did you want to tell me?
00:02:35Tell me.
00:02:36Give me.
00:02:39Am I...
00:02:40Dead?
00:02:44Or did my wish come true?
00:02:46Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:51Holy bananas.
00:02:52No more frown lines.
00:02:54I look 18 again.
00:02:56Which means...
00:02:58Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:00Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:02I've got a mountain of my homework for you too.
00:03:07Those clothes.
00:03:09Those highlights.
00:03:12A...
00:03:12Tamagotchi?
00:03:14I went back to...
00:03:162006?
00:03:21When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:26Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:03:28I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:30Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:36Loser!
00:03:37Loser!
00:03:38Loser!
00:03:39Loser!
00:03:40Loser!
00:03:41Loser!
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:43Nothing's changed.
00:03:44Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:46And nobody.
00:03:47The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:50But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:52You can always flip the script.
00:03:55High school bucket list item number one.
00:03:57Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:02Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill...
00:04:06Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:10Why?
00:04:11For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:15They do this every day.
00:04:22Don't be silly.
00:04:25Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:29I mean, she would never bully anyone.
00:04:33She just...
00:04:34Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:43Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:04:45And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:52Okay.
00:04:54So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid...
00:05:02Oops!
00:05:04What can I say?
00:05:06Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:10The shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:13Let's clean you up.
00:05:15That's acid.
00:05:16Don't...
00:05:16I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:19And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:05:28Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:05:34Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:46Oh, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:05:56So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:05:59High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:01Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:06Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:11Don't...
00:06:12Don't call me that.
00:06:13Or what?
00:06:14Little Miss...
00:06:16Stutter!
00:06:17This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:19You do that again?
00:06:20I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:22Hmm.
00:06:24What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:28I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:30You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:32And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:36Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:38Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:44Let's see what this does to yours.
00:06:54Mia, put the bottle down!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59No!
00:07:01High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:03Teacher released favorite teacher a lesson.
00:07:05Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:07:06Freak science accident.
00:07:08Blame chemistry?
00:07:10God!
00:07:12Damn, Mia.
00:07:14Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:16Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:18Use your words.
00:07:19Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:21Just say something.
00:07:23No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:25No.
00:07:28You look good kicking ass.
00:07:29I like this new you.
00:07:31I like the new me, too.
00:07:33Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:34Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:38You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:43What's next, Mia?
00:07:45Running for prom, queen?
00:07:46Stop, stop.
00:07:48You know what?
00:07:49Maybe I will.
00:07:50Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:53And you want to run against me?
00:07:55Anyone can wear a crown.
00:07:57Not people like you.
00:08:01Need a reminder?
00:08:02Nikki!
00:08:04Sharpie!
00:08:05Now!
00:08:07Look, if you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen, I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:12Feel?
00:08:16Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:21High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:23Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:26I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:32Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:37Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:39We lost touch after high school.
00:08:41I am not losing them again.
00:08:43I did.
00:08:45I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:48I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:50Come here.
00:08:52It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:08:55And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:03Great!
00:09:04More maggots have arrived.
00:09:06Besides then, Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:11The misfits?
00:09:12The outcasts?
00:09:13Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect?
00:09:18Do the queen.
00:09:19Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:21Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:23Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:26Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:35Okay.
00:09:36And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:46Connor?
00:09:47What the hell did you just give her?
00:09:48Was that your number?
00:09:50My vote.
00:09:55Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:09:58Con Con!
00:09:58You already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:10:02We have to do this.
00:10:03Together.
00:10:04Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina!
00:10:08Except for me.
00:10:09I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:12Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:15I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:16You're the basketball captain!
00:10:18Even our parents want us together!
00:10:20It's destiny!
00:10:22May the best girl win.
00:10:24Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:26If you fail again, you won't be able to go to Prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:31Understood?
00:10:33Got it.
00:10:36Where do you think you're going?
00:10:38We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:40Theory of relativity.
00:10:41The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:46I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:48No, you're right.
00:10:49You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:51High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:53Ditch class like a badass.
00:10:55Check it!
00:10:55If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:10:58Yes.
00:10:59You wasted.
00:11:02How?
00:11:04Told ya.
00:11:06See ya later, Misty.
00:11:14Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:18Oh!
00:11:19Oh!
00:11:21Um...
00:11:24Hi, you here?
00:11:26Um, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:29Um...
00:11:30I'll get off you now.
00:11:31Uh, you good?
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34Oh!
00:11:35Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:37Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:38It's been in my family for years.
00:11:39It's like indestructible.
00:11:40Oh, it's great.
00:11:41Thanks.
00:11:42Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:46She's nuts.
00:11:49You know, I...
00:11:50I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:53Wow.
00:11:53Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:11:56Jess?
00:11:56Hmm.
00:11:57Why would I give it to Jess?
00:11:59Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:01You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:05Hello, who?
00:12:06Uh, nothing. No.
00:12:08It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:12She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:14You do.
00:12:16I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:19That's why you won my vote.
00:12:22I thought you liked her.
00:12:23Wow.
00:12:27To be honest with you, Mia...
00:12:31There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:34And it's not Jess.
00:12:37Then who?
00:12:40Mia, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:12:45Is...
00:12:46Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:49Oh, fuck.
00:12:50No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great.
00:12:51What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:52Oh, she's out of my league.
00:12:55Oh, god.
00:12:56It's okay. Yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:58Mia, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league and she's beautiful and smart.
00:13:06And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me.
00:13:10You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:13She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:14Yeah.
00:13:16Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:21Cool.
00:13:22But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:26High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:28Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:32What did you have in mind?
00:13:33Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:40Make you prom queen.
00:13:44What do you think?
00:13:52Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen. Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:01Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:03Dr. Jessica!
00:14:09If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:16Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:18You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:23Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:29Oh, man. Here goes nothing.
00:14:31Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:37What's his challenge?
00:14:39A chemistry test.
00:14:40Well, great. Chemistry's my favorite subject.
00:14:44Sexual chemistry.
00:14:46Sexual what?
00:14:48The rules are simple.
00:14:50Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor, and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:14:57You down?
00:15:00Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:10Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap!
00:15:13Bite me, knee pads. Your little friend lost. Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:18This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:20I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:23What the hell was that?
00:15:24Me winning.
00:15:25Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:28Connor and I are a tough act to follow, but uh, show us your best, freak.
00:15:33Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:35Get your man, Mia!
00:15:36Shut the fuck up, Chris!
00:15:38You don't have to put on a show for them, or anybody.
00:15:41You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:44You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:47Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:49I'm not doing this for them. It's for me.
00:15:52Just follow my lead.
00:15:54High school bucket list item number set.
00:15:56Make the first move.
00:15:58No, you follow my lead.
00:16:04You follow my lead.
00:16:21So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:24Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
00:16:30Oh, damn. Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:35How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:40I will destroy her life, and I will win prom queen!
00:16:44Not if I can help it.
00:16:46The whole town wants us together!
00:16:48Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:50Connor!
00:16:55Mia!
00:16:56Your prince is waiting.
00:16:59Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:02Stop drooling. Go over there.
00:17:04Or you can use your mouth in another creative way.
00:17:07Go, go, go, go.
00:17:08Bye, bye, bye, bye!
00:17:11Mia!
00:17:13We really need to talk.
00:17:16About that kiss.
00:17:19Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:21College.
00:17:23Science majors are slurier than you think.
00:17:24Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:26No.
00:17:28But I will one day.
00:17:31My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:33So you can predict the future?
00:17:35Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:38Right.
00:17:39It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:41Oh.
00:17:41Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:17:47Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:17:50Connor?
00:17:52I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:17:54And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:17:57Actually, about that, yeah.
00:17:58Well, let's just focus on beating Jess.
00:18:01And we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:04Yeah?
00:18:05Connor might be my forever crush.
00:18:07But he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:10At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:13Fine.
00:18:14Yeah, look.
00:18:15For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes
00:18:19is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off.
00:18:22So we could team up.
00:18:26Wait.
00:18:27Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:32You can run this school if you want it, too, Mia.
00:18:35You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:40Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through.
00:18:44Wait.
00:18:46You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:49If you do, I will embarrass you so bad,
00:18:53you will wish you were dead.
00:18:56Still want to do this?
00:18:58Why not?
00:19:00Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:02Let the best baker win.
00:19:05Ew.
00:19:06And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:11Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:17What are you talking about?
00:19:19You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:21Let us help you out.
00:19:32Later, loser.
00:19:36Let me guess.
00:19:37Just a bitch straights again.
00:19:39I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:41You want me to go cursor?
00:19:43Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:45I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:47I'm never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:48Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:53Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:19:55Why?
00:19:56Because I'm going to turn you into sexy, nerdy baking queen.
00:20:03Mia, how are you?
00:20:06Where's your baking buddy, con-con?
00:20:08Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:13Call her.
00:20:15May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:18I mean, this year's bake-off H-B-I-C, Mia Watkins.
00:20:26Mia, you look...
00:20:28Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:30Overdressed much?
00:20:31Come on, girls, we have a contest to win.
00:20:33Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:36High school bucket list item number eight.
00:20:39Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:40Look who's talking.
00:20:42Chef, ready to win?
00:20:44Yeah.
00:20:44Stop putting on a show!
00:20:46This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:48Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:51Call me queen.
00:20:55Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:20:59Boo!
00:21:06Shut up or die!
00:21:10All right, contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:14To your tables, please.
00:21:15Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:17Oh, yeah, we're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream with some molecular gastronomy topping.
00:21:21It's really easy.
00:21:24It's science meets sweets.
00:21:26Come on.
00:21:27All right, contestants.
00:21:29The bake-off begins now.
00:21:32Okay, I'm going to put this on the heat.
00:21:37Like this, like that.
00:21:45And then, this, undernaz.
00:21:49No, that's too much.
00:21:51That's too much.
00:22:04Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:08I hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:16Oops.
00:22:19Oops.
00:22:20Foot slipped.
00:22:21Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:25Sorry.
00:22:26My hand slipped.
00:22:31Oh, she's awful.
00:22:34If you do that again, Ms. Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:37She just kicked our table.
00:22:39I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:42Get back to work.
00:22:43It's fine.
00:22:44It's fine.
00:22:45So what do we do now?
00:22:46A good scientist always has a plan.
00:22:52And time.
00:22:56The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:02Jessica, you're up.
00:23:04It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:08And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:12So great!
00:23:14Yeah!
00:23:15This is our dessert.
00:23:16It may look simple,
00:23:19but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:43And all the votes are in.
00:23:45The winner of this year's senior bake-off is...
00:23:56The winner of this year's senior bake-off is...
00:24:06Mia Watkins!
00:24:08Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake-Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:18We did it!
00:24:21I can't believe it!
00:24:22Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:23That's my best friend!
00:24:25We love her!
00:24:26Best day of my life.
00:24:28I knew you could do it.
00:24:32No!
00:24:34Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:40Not anymore.
00:24:44I'm so gonna regret that, loser!
00:24:48I'm sorry.
00:24:49High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:24:52Start a riot.
00:24:54Make it epic.
00:24:57Food fight!
00:25:01Food fight!
00:25:03Popular kids versus nerds!
00:25:06No! Stop it! Stop it!
00:25:08Stop it!
00:25:14Stop! Stop!
00:25:21Team Jessica! Team Mia! Get over here right now!
00:25:26Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:32Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:35You and your friends can go.
00:25:37What?
00:25:38No, she's lying!
00:25:40I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:42You know what?
00:25:44No.
00:25:45I like having an attitude.
00:25:47I lived for years without one.
00:25:50And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:52One more bad word.
00:25:54One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:25:58Fine.
00:26:00I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:06Oh, sorry.
00:26:07No one knows about that yet.
00:26:09Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:14Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:15I can't get suspended.
00:26:16My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:19No, no, no.
00:26:19I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:21You're both free to go.
00:26:23Wait, for real?
00:26:24Of course.
00:26:25You're both free to go.
00:26:26And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:30The door's always open.
00:26:31How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:34Uh, $147,347.
00:26:38You'll be quiet, you demon child!
00:26:42I'll take a thought.
00:26:42Why don't you help me clean up here, my star students?
00:26:49What the fuck was that?
00:26:53Did you see the look on his face?
00:26:55Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:26:57How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:26:59Well, I told you I can see the future, so...
00:27:02Right.
00:27:03It's no big deal.
00:27:04Yeah.
00:27:06So tell me, what do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:11Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:13Oh, yeah.
00:27:15What's it on again?
00:27:16Anatomy.
00:27:17It's the study of the...
00:27:18Human body.
00:27:20Yeah.
00:27:21Yeah.
00:27:22You want to do it at my place?
00:27:24My parents aren't home.
00:27:26Your place?
00:27:27Like a...
00:27:30Like us?
00:27:31Together?
00:27:32You're alone?
00:27:33Yeah.
00:27:35Let's go, professor.
00:27:37I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:40Okay.
00:27:41Go talk to him.
00:27:58We're going to have a good boy.
00:28:02You're welcome.
00:28:02Uh-huh!
00:28:52Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:28:57Not that dumb.
00:28:58No, no.
00:28:59I was asking about question number four.
00:29:02Practice abdominis.
00:29:03What is it?
00:29:06Get up.
00:29:07I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:12All right, please me.
00:29:14Okay.
00:29:18Can I?
00:29:19All right.
00:29:21Yeah.
00:29:21Okay.
00:29:28Bicep brachii.
00:29:30Bicep brachii.
00:29:35Pactylis major.
00:29:40Pactylis abdominis.
00:29:42Gloria amen.
00:29:44Is that the name?
00:29:46The name is that long.
00:29:47No, no, no.
00:29:47Dave, you forgot about that part.
00:29:49No, it's not important.
00:29:51Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:53He likes someone else.
00:29:56You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session, but I think it would
00:30:04be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:19The rules are simple.
00:30:21If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:24Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:27High school bucket list item number 10, unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:31No?
00:30:33Are you ready to lose?
00:30:37Trapezebzeeus.
00:30:37Where?
00:30:38Oh my...
00:30:45Um, brachialis.
00:30:55That's cheating.
00:30:57Don't look at that.
00:31:19You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:22pretty close.
00:31:23That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:28I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:31Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:34You!
00:31:35No!
00:31:36Bad girl.
00:31:37Bad girl.
00:31:39Violence is against the rules.
00:31:41So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:52Make me...
00:31:53Make me...
00:31:56Careful what you wish for.
00:32:00Oh my god!
00:32:02Oh no!
00:32:04What are you doing?
00:32:07You're crazy!
00:32:08I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:13That's for cheating.
00:32:22Connor!
00:32:23Are you in there?
00:32:24Oh shit!
00:32:25That's my dad!
00:32:26No!
00:32:27No!
00:32:27No!
00:32:28No!
00:32:28No!
00:32:28No!
00:32:29No!
00:32:29No!
00:32:29No!
00:32:32No!
00:32:38No!
00:32:41No!
00:32:42No!
00:32:44No!
00:32:46No!
00:32:47No!
00:32:49Oh, hey dad.
00:32:50This is Mia.
00:32:51She's my new tutor.
00:32:52Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:53Tutor, huh?
00:32:55Well, Miss Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:32:58So much for her tutoring.
00:33:00Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:03Mia is...
00:33:04Unimportant.
00:33:06Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:09She's from a good family.
00:33:10At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:12Dad!
00:33:14I'm Miss Valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:18Girls aside.
00:33:20Fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:25You're 18.
00:33:26Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:28Embarrassing?
00:33:29Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:31You know what?
00:33:32Never mind.
00:33:32Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:34I will help Connor pass.
00:33:36And...
00:33:37I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:40Oh?
00:33:41How can you be so sure?
00:33:43Just a hunch.
00:33:44Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:46Connor, wait!
00:33:48Just...
00:33:48Please talk to him.
00:33:49You can fix this.
00:33:50I can't fix anything when it comes to him!
00:33:52I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:33:55I need to speak with my son.
00:33:57Alone.
00:34:00Dad, wait.
00:34:02What?
00:34:09Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:11Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:23Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:26I hope everything's okay.
00:34:28Today's test results were...
00:34:32Abysmal.
00:34:33But...
00:34:34We did have two perfect scores.
00:34:37Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:41And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:44Keep up the good work.
00:34:51Oh!
00:34:54You got it.
00:34:55Good job.
00:34:58Thank you, Mia.
00:35:02Seriously, thank you.
00:35:05I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:07Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:11Have you talked to him?
00:35:12Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:14I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:19You know?
00:35:21I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:23I have to try.
00:35:25Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:27That's enough dad talk.
00:35:28I have a surprise for you.
00:35:32Oh.
00:35:34Uh, wait.
00:35:35Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:39for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:42So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:35:56Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:35:58We have a party to ruin.
00:36:01Here you go.
00:36:02We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:03Come to the party.
00:36:04Yes.
00:36:06Oh, shit.
00:36:06That's my dad.
00:36:07Come on, let's bounce before you see me.
00:36:08Wait, no.
00:36:09Just show him your test.
00:36:10He'll be thrilled.
00:36:10I'll show him another time.
00:36:11No, no, no.
00:36:11You don't have time.
00:36:12Just trust me.
00:36:14Come on, Connor.
00:36:15Talk to him.
00:36:16No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:16Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:19Hey, Dad.
00:36:19Hi, sir.
00:36:20What are you doing here?
00:36:24I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:28If it's another F, Connor, I aced it.
00:36:38Thanks to Mia.
00:36:40No.
00:36:40No.
00:36:41I barely helped at all.
00:36:42It was all Connor.
00:36:42You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:44Pride has to be earned.
00:36:46Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:51You see that little gremlin over there?
00:36:55I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:01Got it.
00:37:03What if I can't do it?
00:37:05Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:08Force her.
00:37:16Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:19Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:20I just had a quick premise your question.
00:37:22Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the 8th grade.
00:37:24So why are you talking to me now?
00:37:25Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:28And I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:32So can I get one on one?
00:37:34Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:35Enough.
00:37:36You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:38No fights.
00:37:39Do you hear me?
00:37:40Luke, stop.
00:37:41I'm busy.
00:37:41Yeah, please.
00:37:42Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:45Can you help me?
00:37:46Come on.
00:37:47Just this once.
00:37:49Connor, listen.
00:37:51I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:53But it is because I-
00:37:55Dad, I gotta go.
00:37:56I'll talk to you another time.
00:37:58Get off me.
00:37:59I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:00The invite's still open?
00:38:02I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:05Come on.
00:38:06Five minutes.
00:38:12Okay.
00:38:13Alright, let's go.
00:38:18Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:27CopCon!
00:38:28What a surprise!
00:38:30I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:31Doing what?
00:38:32Looking for Mia.
00:38:33I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:37Ugh.
00:38:38You know Mia.
00:38:40She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:43But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:49She's gonna break your heart.
00:38:50And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:02I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:03No, no, no.
00:39:04Wait.
00:39:04You're not going anywhere.
00:39:06Until we talk about this party.
00:39:09We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:12Hey!
00:39:13Get the fuck off her!
00:39:17Aw shit.
00:39:18Cap's here!
00:39:19Anybody else want to trip to the ER?
00:39:22Hey, mind if it were worth this?
00:39:25Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists, let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:31Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:37Oh!
00:39:39Alright.
00:39:40Come on.
00:39:41We'll go to party to get to.
00:39:44Fine.
00:39:46I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:50You know...
00:39:52For a second there, I kind of thought that you were into Luke when I saw you guys walking away
00:39:57together.
00:39:59Really?
00:40:01It...
00:40:02Ew.
00:40:04No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:08So...
00:40:09Who is?
00:40:12You are...
00:40:17You...
00:40:18Are...
00:40:20Not...
00:40:21Gonna believe...
00:40:23Who I'm into.
00:40:25It's crazy.
00:40:27What?
00:40:27It's so funny.
00:40:29Who is it?
00:40:34Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:38She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:40You should come.
00:40:41My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:42No, I can't.
00:40:44I have to change for that party.
00:40:46Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:47High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:50Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:53She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:40:56You could probably borrow that.
00:40:58If you're into that.
00:41:00If you weren't, like, once.
00:41:01Okay.
00:41:03Okay.
00:41:03Or if not.
00:41:04I mean...
00:41:05If you're into it.
00:41:07Really?
00:41:10Uh...
00:41:10Yeah.
00:41:11I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:13Right?
00:41:15Get it?
00:41:15Oh, yeah.
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:16Cool.
00:41:17It's going way the way.
00:41:17Okay.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18Let's go.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:21Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:25Come on.
00:41:26I need an answer.
00:41:31Should I...
00:41:44Look.
00:41:50Wow.
00:41:52Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:41:54You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to be famous.
00:41:59What?
00:42:00Are you, like, a psychic or something?
00:42:02No.
00:42:02I'm future girl.
00:42:04Remember?
00:42:05Right.
00:42:06Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:13Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:28Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:34I actually have no idea.
00:42:40Hey, Con Con.
00:42:43You're Sasquatch.
00:42:45I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:48And I brought party favors.
00:42:51Everyone's already done.
00:42:52We'll study them on the way over.
00:43:20I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:25So cute.
00:43:26Oh, on page four, there's a great pararoid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:31Yeah.
00:43:32Page four.
00:43:32She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:38Hey.
00:43:39Hey.
00:43:41I like your big tails.
00:43:43And everybody had bridges, Mia.
00:43:47This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:51Actually...
00:43:53It does.
00:43:56Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:43:59Um...
00:44:00Yeah.
00:44:00That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:02Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:44:07See page seven.
00:44:08As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:11Are you blind?
00:44:12She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:16You know...
00:44:18A year ago, this book would've destroyed me.
00:44:21But...
00:44:22Now I know everything in here made me...
00:44:24Who I am today.
00:44:29So go ahead.
00:44:31Read away.
00:44:32I have nothing to hide.
00:44:33Unlike you.
00:44:34If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you.
00:44:36For all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:38You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:40What about...
00:44:41What you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:46What?
00:44:48I...
00:44:49Nobody knows about that.
00:44:50You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:52Facebook what?
00:44:53Okay, English much?
00:44:55You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:44:58But the only one getting exposed today...
00:45:01Is you.
00:45:05What?
00:45:10What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:13Your couch potato cake.
00:45:14Yeah.
00:45:15Show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:18That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:20My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:22And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:24Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:25Hey.
00:45:26You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:28And you know I.
00:45:29It's okay.
00:45:29I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:35Jessica.
00:45:36You think being prom queen is all about looks.
00:45:40Right?
00:45:42High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:45Flown it while you've got it.
00:46:05And then where you tag and I?
00:46:06Haha.
00:46:12I saw a crazy song again to me, baby.
00:46:16And now that meeting, it was me today.
00:46:16pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:19FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:21You will never live like us.
00:46:24No, I wanna live better.
00:46:26How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:29I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:35High school bucket list item number 13.
00:46:38Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:42Ah!
00:46:43Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:45Anyone can do that.
00:46:46I can do it.
00:46:47And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:00Fine.
00:47:01Let those mouthfeelers have a dumbass party.
00:47:04Bye, Jess.
00:47:09Ugh.
00:47:10Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:16I love you too.
00:47:27I love you too.
00:47:37Ow!
00:47:39Ah, my wrist!
00:47:40I think I sprained it.
00:47:42Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:43Hey.
00:47:44Hey.
00:47:45Mia.
00:47:45Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:47She needs help.
00:47:48Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:51Now!
00:47:52Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:47:55You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:47:57Not before I tell you that I...
00:48:03Mia, I've always...
00:48:06Mia, hey.
00:48:07Hey.
00:48:08Hey, Mia.
00:48:09You okay?
00:48:09Yeah.
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:13What happened?
00:48:15Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:18Okay.
00:48:19I was trying to recycle.
00:48:21How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:26I didn't see that coming.
00:48:31Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:33Okay.
00:48:34Hey, party's over.
00:48:35Everyone out!
00:48:36You heard him.
00:48:37Go.
00:48:38Get out.
00:48:38Remember, vote Mia.
00:48:39Vote Mia.
00:48:41I got you.
00:48:42Come on.
00:48:43Let's go.
00:48:51Okay.
00:48:55For saving my life.
00:48:57I'm just glad you're okay.
00:48:59For the record, you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:07Oh.
00:49:10What's wrong?
00:49:12Jess never gets better.
00:49:14Better.
00:49:14Better at what?
00:49:16Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:19And somehow, she still ends up with you.
00:49:24I would never date Jessica.
00:49:27Connor.
00:49:28Seriously.
00:49:28Stop.
00:49:31Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:49:35You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:38She...
00:49:39I know.
00:49:40She's a genius.
00:49:40You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:43It's really cool.
00:49:44Get some rest.
00:49:46I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:48Connor?
00:49:50Can you stay with me?
00:49:52Come on.
00:49:56Come on.
00:49:58Come on.
00:49:59Come on.
00:49:59Can't he?
00:50:00Hmm?
00:50:00Okay.
00:50:01Uh oh.
00:50:09You're the genius, dummy.
00:50:12I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:44You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:47You scared me.
00:50:51God.
00:50:52No, I don't.
00:50:53I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:50:56So, it's never around anyone.
00:50:58Which is good.
00:51:00I'm not just anyone.
00:51:06What is all this?
00:51:09Well, you know the tradition.
00:51:12Senior Prom Queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:16You want to help me wrap?
00:51:18Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:21No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:25I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:29Not yet, anyway.
00:51:35So, eight ball girl.
00:51:38What's future me like?
00:51:40Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:42You're not.
00:51:44Don't even look.
00:51:45I know you're not.
00:51:46You're...
00:51:48You're actually...
00:51:50Super successful.
00:51:52Really smart.
00:51:55Kind.
00:51:59You're pretty...
00:52:01Perfect.
00:52:03Actually...
00:52:06No wonder I was in love.
00:52:15Hold up.
00:52:15Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:18No one.
00:52:20I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:26Because now I know all of these is awesome.
00:52:31Yeah.
00:52:33So...
00:52:33So who do I get married to?
00:52:37Jessica Alba.
00:52:39So you gotta get over that Britney crush,
00:52:41because things get complicated.
00:52:44Okay.
00:52:46You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:49Really?
00:52:50You know what I see in our future?
00:52:52Connor.
00:52:57Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:00I'd love to.
00:53:03Question.
00:53:04Are you gonna invite your dad?
00:53:07I'm sure he...
00:53:09Will come to other games.
00:53:10He's busy.
00:53:12He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:15Wait, wait.
00:53:18Connor.
00:53:19Your dad.
00:53:20Enough about my dad.
00:53:22Actually.
00:53:22Come on.
00:53:23You don't wanna be late.
00:53:25Okay.
00:53:40Everyone's gonna love these, Mia.
00:53:42This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:44Sure.
00:53:46But...
00:53:49I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:52Because...
00:53:52In a few months, we will all glow our separate ways.
00:53:56And who knows what'll happen then.
00:53:58Right?
00:54:03Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:07Oh.
00:54:08You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:10The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:54:29So you're buying votes now?
00:54:31Me?
00:54:32No.
00:54:33I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:37But I'm sure they'll like your goodwill hand-me-downs too.
00:54:44Besties?
00:54:46You don't even know their names.
00:54:49Of course I do.
00:54:51Well, the hot ones.
00:54:54The rest are freaks, not people.
00:54:56But hey, money talks, right?
00:54:58Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:02But come on now.
00:55:03Let's see what you got.
00:55:13Look!
00:55:14Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:19I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:28At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:30Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:35But you can't.
00:55:37Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:39Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:42Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:45Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:47And I love all my subjects.
00:55:51Even you.
00:55:52Look!
00:56:11OMG, you're twinny!
00:56:22Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body. I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:27Oh! And con-con here is your gift. Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:34I don't want anything from you.
00:56:38Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:46No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way. Prom queen, Connor. What am I even doing here?
00:56:55Bribes aren't my thing.
00:56:57Maybe you should ask Principal Davis though. He might be down.
00:57:03Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:04Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:07They're special.
00:57:08Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:12No, no. I know they're stupid.
00:57:15And she, she won this one. So let's just go.
00:57:18Just trust me.
00:57:19Connor.
00:57:20They're gonna love them.
00:57:21Hey, you guys.
00:57:23Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:25And you're gonna love them.
00:57:26I'm gonna love them.
00:57:27Shhh.
00:57:42Um...
00:57:43Shhh.
00:57:44To see if...
00:57:44I don't know.
00:57:45It's yours.
00:57:46Yeah.
00:57:54So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll
00:58:04remember them.
00:58:06Mia, what did you do?
00:58:12How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:16I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:19But you should. You're more talented than you know. You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:40You'll be an amazing songwriter. Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:49That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:58:54Be Jordan.
00:58:57Mia, these are incredible, but I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:05Just wait a few years. You're gonna be filthy rich. And you deserve it.
00:59:17Everybody shut up! Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:22No!
00:59:23Why don't you open your gift and find out? I got one for you too.
00:59:33You trash, you too, pies.
00:59:36Stop!
00:59:37Okay!
00:59:37Okay! All right, fine! You're stupid!
00:59:40Go!
00:59:41Please!
00:59:47Hey, um...
00:59:50This one's for you.
01:00:01Mia, I...
01:00:05Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:09This is the first lure you ever bought me.
01:00:12How did you find...
01:00:14Magic eight ball. You remember?
01:00:16A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:19It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:22Do everything with your dad.
01:00:24While you can.
01:00:28You'll never get this time back.
01:00:33Mia, thank you.
01:00:36Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:38Hey, no!
01:00:39Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:40Promise me...
01:00:42that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:44That's all I want.
01:00:56For you, I'll do it.
01:01:03Congrats.
01:01:04Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:07Now what?
01:01:11It's time we step out of the shadows.
01:01:13Nice.
01:01:17Hey everyone.
01:01:18Tonight,
01:01:20all of us misfits
01:01:22are going to the finals.
01:01:24Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:26general
01:01:38I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:43Wow!
01:01:46south
01:01:52Of
01:01:56What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:01Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:05We're taking a stand.
01:02:07We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:11No plastics for prom!
01:02:13No plastics for prom!
01:02:15You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:18Worshipped?
01:02:21They were terrified of you.
01:02:23It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:25But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:32Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects,
01:02:36let's hear your voice.
01:02:41Attention everyone!
01:02:44America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins,
01:02:48just volunteered to sing the national anthem.
01:02:53in front of the whole school!
01:03:08Come on, Mia!
01:03:11We're all waiting!
01:03:13Hey!
01:03:14Hey!
01:03:15Hey, yes you can.
01:03:17Show them all what you can do.
01:03:21All of them.
01:03:24No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:28Just don't look at them.
01:03:29Look at me.
01:03:31I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:32Get your camcorder, buddy.
01:03:35This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:38I believe in you.
01:03:45High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:48Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:03:54Hi, everyone.
01:03:57Please rise.
01:03:59Hi, everyone.
01:04:20Just look at me.
01:04:30Oh, say can you see
01:04:34By the dawn's early light
01:04:41What so proudly we hailed
01:04:46At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:52Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:04:57Through the perilous fight
01:05:02O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:06Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:11And the rocket's red glare
01:05:16The bombs bursting in air
01:05:21Gave proof through the night
01:05:26That our flag was still there
01:05:30Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:44O'er the land of the free
01:05:50And the home of the brave
01:06:06Stop! Stop!
01:06:09Give it up for Mia.
01:06:11This is gonna be your new prom queen.
01:06:16See?
01:06:17Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:19I love you.
01:06:22I love you.
01:06:30I love you.
01:06:34If you wanna win you gotta give them a show, right?
01:06:38Yeah.
01:06:38Plus I like kissing you.
01:06:40What were you saying?
01:06:42Oh, nothing that I...
01:06:44I just thought I'm really...
01:06:54shit that's my dad what is he doing here he never comes to my games what if I fuck up
01:06:59hey Connor you're gonna be fine
01:07:05this is the big game yeah this is the only game he cares about
01:07:10hey look at me I already know what happens remember
01:07:15listen in the last moment take that three-pointer it'll seem impossible but trust me
01:07:26I trust you
01:07:29and here we go everyone the big championship game the Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons
01:07:35for the big one here we go ladies and gentlemen let's begin
01:07:44oh
01:08:05and 10 seconds left home team is down two points and Connor Oliver has the ball
01:08:26he's going to risk it all on the three-pointer and there he goes
01:08:33yes he scores the Fairfield Lions 49 to 48 and they win the game
01:08:49let's go
01:08:52first an A and now this
01:08:56expect me at all your college games
01:08:59con
01:09:01really really sorry for missing out on this
01:09:07and on you
01:09:13I couldn't be more proud son
01:09:15looks like you got a fan who feels the same
01:09:19congratulations
01:09:23yeah yeah you were right about everything
01:09:27oh am I being pumped
01:09:30that pimply mouth breather isn't going to steal con con and my crown
01:09:35we will take her down and dance
01:09:38for good
01:09:39I won because of you
01:09:41no no he won because of you
01:09:42I just gave you a little hint
01:09:46but I do accept payment and kisses
01:09:51I could do a lot better than that
01:10:04wait wait wait should we be doing this
01:10:08I mean what about your crush the girl you've worked so hard for
01:10:11it's you Mia
01:10:13it always has been
01:10:18Holy circuits.
01:11:07Good morning beautiful.
01:11:12You're staring again.
01:11:15Five more minutes.
01:11:17You're kind of distracting.
01:11:21Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:25I can't have a chem test.
01:11:27This was your chem test.
01:11:30And you passed with flying colors.
01:11:34Oh.
01:11:38Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:42Mm-hmm.
01:11:43And what about brown tonight?
01:11:47Hmm?
01:11:48Oh, you still wanted to go to the-
01:11:52I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:11:54Oh my gosh.
01:11:55You're never gonna let that go.
01:11:58Stupid.
01:12:00It's-
01:12:00It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:04How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:08What?
01:12:09Cause I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:12What?
01:12:13Yeah.
01:12:14I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:16Sure.
01:12:16And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:19No, you didn't.
01:12:20Yeah.
01:12:21It's so hot.
01:12:26Okay, so.
01:12:28Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:30Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:32Yes, please.
01:12:32Oh, well, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:38Mia Watkins.
01:12:40Mm-hmm.
01:12:40Will you-
01:12:48Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:51And-
01:12:52And my girlfriend?
01:12:55Yes, I will go with you and I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:06Come on.
01:13:07Let's go win that crown.
01:13:09Five more minutes!
01:13:10You said!
01:13:11Oh.
01:13:15I am gonna give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:20Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:24Maybe she's going to.
01:13:26I don't know.
01:13:28You want to beg at the game.
01:13:31Maybe she's given up.
01:13:35No.
01:13:37She won't.
01:13:42I know she won't because I've lived it.
01:13:47I'm sorry, say again?
01:13:51Okay.
01:13:52This is gonna sound insane.
01:13:54Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:13:55So I have to tell you the truth.
01:13:58I-
01:14:01I'm from the future.
01:14:12Okay.
01:14:13Yeah, the future.
01:14:15Cool.
01:14:16Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:17Are you gonna, like, call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:22No.
01:14:23You're not-
01:14:24Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:14:28If you say you're from the future, I believe you.
01:14:38Okay.
01:14:38Okay.
01:14:38Okay.
01:14:38Okay.
01:14:39Okay.
01:14:40Okay.
01:14:41Okay.
01:14:43Um, they got off the island.
01:14:46Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:47And they're doing a Bucky reboot.
01:14:50Wow.
01:14:51The future's wild.
01:14:53You have no idea.
01:14:54But this dance could change my whole life, actually.
01:14:59So will you help me with this dance?
01:15:02No.
01:15:04I'm in.
01:15:05But before we close the whole mouth, that is Jess.
01:15:11Let's go.
01:15:37You look like a queen.
01:15:40Thanks.
01:15:42Hopefully I'll look.
01:15:58Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:09You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:15Yay!
01:16:19Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:22Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:24We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:27Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:40Come, come, come.
01:16:41You look so great.
01:16:43Black is definitely in your color.
01:16:45Oh, thanks.
01:16:46FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:52Oh, my God.
01:16:53Give it up, Jessica.
01:16:55I don't...
01:16:55I want Mia.
01:16:57Oh!
01:16:58But I want you.
01:17:00We are perfect together.
01:17:01Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:05It's okay.
01:17:06Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:08Concon, think about your future.
01:17:12My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:16It could be.
01:17:17If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:23You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:30I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:41Just...
01:17:44Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:49It could save your future if you don't.
01:17:57I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:12I tried.
01:18:14Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:18I think it's crack cane.
01:18:21I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:24Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:47Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen!
01:18:53Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:18:58Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:03And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:29While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:35Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:39I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:46I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:19:59Hi.
01:20:01I shouldn't be here.
01:20:04That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:08I wasn't good enough.
01:20:12I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:13I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:16But I'm here now.
01:20:21And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:24The misfits, the outcasts.
01:20:27Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:31You're not.
01:20:44All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:48Looks like we have a winner.
01:20:57And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:06Jessica Hart!
01:21:12I'm so sorry.
01:21:14Hey, shh.
01:21:15It's okay.
01:21:16This is your moment.
01:21:17You earned it.
01:21:17You earned it.
01:21:23I knew you guys wouldn't let me hear the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:29Smile, King.
01:21:30It's for the yearbook.
01:21:36You were right.
01:21:37You saw it all.
01:21:42And you believed to me.
01:21:46Out of the way, freak.
01:21:48This is for royalty only.
01:21:50Oh, shut it, 9021ho.
01:21:54Mia has something to say.
01:21:56I warned you.
01:22:06Mia?
01:22:07Mia?
01:22:08Mia?
01:22:08Mia Watkins?
01:22:09They're all for Mia and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:12What?
01:22:13No.
01:22:15These are fake.
01:22:16Principal Davis, this is a set up.
01:22:19Mia.
01:22:20Is this true?
01:22:22No.
01:22:22No.
01:22:23Actually...
01:22:25Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:29Okay?
01:22:30Mia?
01:22:31Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:34It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:35Fairly.
01:22:37But don't take it from me.
01:22:39Let's see.
01:22:40Show of hands.
01:22:41Who voted for Mia?
01:22:47Mia!
01:22:48Mia!
01:22:49Mia!
01:22:50Mia!
01:22:51Mia!
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:53They actually voted for me.
01:22:56I never doubted them.
01:23:00Or you...
01:23:02ahhh.
01:23:07High School Bucket List Item number 15.
01:23:10Embrace your inner community.
01:23:13AHHH!
01:23:14The crown is mine!
01:23:16I'm the popular one!
01:23:17I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:21What more do you people want?!
01:23:27AHHH!
01:23:41Jessica, first you cheated. Now you could have killed someone. This is grounds for expulsion. Security!
01:23:48No! No, it was Mia! She knows things. She's like a psychic or a witch or something, I swear!
01:23:56Bye-bye, bimbo. No!
01:24:08She's so thirsty. That's something Mia. Help me. You'll get in a few years. No! No! This isn't right!
01:24:18You suck! You're cheating! Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:27Here. Take this.
01:24:31No, I can't take that. Yes. I want you to.
01:24:36Clearly, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:41Time-traveling nerd.
01:24:45Right here.
01:24:59Okay.
01:25:00Hey.
01:25:01Yeah.
01:25:04You okay?
01:25:05Connor, what happened?
01:25:16you tripped and fell you all right
01:25:25where's jessica jessica jessica hart
01:25:32i don't know she's probably in prison by now remember she got arrested at prom
01:25:37i haven't seen her since 2006
01:25:44everything that happened senior year came too
01:25:51but that's all in the past i want to focus on the future
01:25:57neil watkins since the first time i met you in freshman year
01:26:02i loved you you were the cutest glasses wearing nerd i ever met
01:26:14and from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year
01:26:22to taking on the whole world i i couldn't ask for a better nerd
01:26:28to be my partner
01:26:32me a lot kids
01:26:37will you marry me hurry up and say yes i have to get back home to lance
01:26:50i can't believe this is happening
01:26:53you're a time traveler ria
01:26:55you didn't see this coming
01:26:59us getting engaged no
01:27:02not a million years but hey i guess some things you never see coming
01:27:11i always knew
01:27:26and no one
01:27:28makes me feel like you do
01:27:31when no one sets my body on fire
01:27:37no one gives me shivers like you
01:27:43oh no one does it better
01:27:46you
01:27:48oh
01:27:51you
01:27:52oh
01:27:53you
01:27:53oh
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