00:00I was 25 when my sister got married. My parents were thrilled because Arundhati, after scaring
00:06the shit out of them with a string of truly atrocious college boyfriends, had finally agreed
00:11to let them fix her up with, as my mom puts it, a nice Indian boy. Beautiful Manish Rao.
00:19A future orthopedic surgeon, no less. I think my dad actually cried when my mom told him that.
00:24Which is funnier if you know that my dad's face usually looks like this.
00:28This was the best day of my mother's life. And this man is Pandit Kumar, and he is about
00:34to get in my business. Next one of these, it'll be you out there.
00:38I would hear that over and over again. You're next, my friend.
00:43They obviously know I'm gay. They've just never seen me be gay with another gay.
00:48Did you watch that movie Milk? I saw it last night on OutTV. You know the channel for OutGays?
00:53Yes, I know. You know, in that movie, This Man Milk, he moves to Castro with his boyfriend
00:58Smith. Ready?
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