00:00If I was a woman for 24 hours, I think I'd probably get up in the morning, go swimming, meet
00:04the girls for lunch,
00:05probably have a light salad or something, and in the afternoon I might do a bit of shopping.
00:09I think I'd be called Felicity.
00:11What would you do if you were a woman for the day?
00:13Probably play on myself.
00:14Well, you wouldn't do anything different, then?
00:16If I were a woman, would you take me out?
00:18Norman, this is weird.
00:19No, no, no, I'm just interested, that's all, we'll do.
00:21Well, it depends.
00:22On what?
00:23Whether you had extraordinarily large nipples or not.
00:25Well, say I did.
00:27What, and you'd let me...
00:27No, not on the first date.
00:29I'm not a tart, you know.
00:30Would you have extraordinarily large nipples?
00:31Oh.
00:32That'd be for me to know and for you to find out.
00:34Would you take your hand to meet your mum?
00:35I might.
00:36I wouldn't let you down.
00:37Oh, no, you wouldn't, Norman.
00:38Uh, Felicity, Norman.
00:39Would you take me dancing?
00:41Did you say you had extraordinarily large nipples or not?
00:43Then afterwards, we can make love beneath the stars.
00:48Your rough hands clawing at my flimsy blouse, revealing my heaving breasts.
00:53Norman!
00:53Then our bodies becoming one as we lock in the ultimate embrace.
00:57I'll tell you what, I reckon Liverpool are going to do well against this.
00:59LAUGHTER
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