00:00I've been employed by the council to run this community project centre, but I want you all to think of
00:04me just as the man in charge.
00:07By all means, call me Dave, or Mr. Taylor, or sir. It's entirely up to you, I don't mind.
00:11Excuse me, Dave. What's happened to Danny?
00:14So you're going to call me Dave, are you? Okay, fine. Now what were you saying?
00:16What's happened to Danny?
00:17If you're referring to my predecessor, Danny the Beardo Weirdo, who's been sacked.
00:21What's he been sacked for?
00:22You don't honestly expect a Tory council to employ somebody who reads The Guardian, do you?
00:26It's only one step from reading The Guardian to being a communist spy.
00:29I think Chloe is The Guardian.
00:30I'm sorry, dear? You said something?
00:31I said I'd be The Guardian, and I'm not a communist spy.
00:34Oh, right, yes, you must be the lesbian they warned me about.
00:37I've got some very interesting projects lined up for you people.
00:39There'll be table tennis for the boys, dried flower arranging for the gurneys.
00:42Actually, we've been working on a campaign with Danny to stop them closing the local hospital.
00:45And the kiddies nursery.
00:46And the old folks home.
00:48And you really think that that's more important than dried flower arranging to me?
00:51You selfish bitch.
00:53You've been asking for this, mate.
00:54I don't think Bill. Don't forget him.
00:56Let me do it.
00:59I don't know.
01:00Youüp Vegard?
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