00:07Too gay, again, Peter told himself.
00:17Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
00:25Maybe that one, he thought.
00:32It's going to be this, I bet it's going to be this.
00:44Yeah, we can totally go back to your place.
00:48Oh my god, I love that movie.
00:52I love that movie.
01:07Clocking L.A. Daytime Dates.
01:29Just because someone brings up doing drugs doesn't mean you've got to give the immediate monologue, he told himself.
01:34The whole, due to the chemical imbalance in your brain, not first date material, remember?
01:41Oh, fuck it.
01:44Plot twist, he thought.
01:46Better looking IRL.
01:52How was your day?
01:53Great.
01:54Went to yoga, did some writing.
01:57This line again, he thought.
01:59Peter needed some new material.
02:01What do you write?
02:04Peter made his list.
02:06I'd like a fall wedding, an Italian honeymoon, no kids, obviously.
02:09Maybe a dog, but I don't want to have to take care of it.
02:31So, uh, do you want to grab a real drink?
02:34I thought you'd never ask.
02:36Oh, whoop.
02:40Sorry.
02:40Just a second.
02:43Peter texted his best friend, Quentin.
02:45The wedding is on.
02:47We totally hit it off.
02:48He's great, he's hot, and he actually has a personality.
02:50This might be the best first date I've ever had.
02:53This guy totally surprised me.
02:55That was my sister.
02:56She's having an episode.
02:58Peter knew the storyline, but...
02:59She's off her meds again.
03:01Is she okay?
03:02Who knows?
03:03She's bipolar.
03:05There it was.
03:07That subconscious fear no one would love him.
03:09He told his bartenders, therapist, his last date, that there was something fundamentally wrong with him.
03:14Which, let's be honest, there was.
03:17Okay.
03:18Ready to stroll to Chateau?
03:20I'm so sorry.
03:22I just remembered...
03:23Peter got out of there with a fast excuse.
03:25He was a writer, after all.
03:32Oh, well, he probably would have given me gonorrhea.
03:35He would have broken my heart anyway.
03:37Wait, who am I kidding?
03:39I'd have broken his.
03:40Oh, wait.
03:41That would mean he'd have to have one.
03:44Narcissistic actor.
04:13I'd have broken my heart anyway.
04:13I'd have broken my heart anyway.
04:13I'd have broken my heart anyway.
04:14I'd have broken my heart anyway.
04:15I'd have broken my heart anyway.
04:15I'd have broken my heart anyway.
04:15I'd have broken my heart anyway.
04:15I'd have broken my heart anyway.
04:15I'd have broken my heart anyway.
04:16I'd have broken my heart anyway.
04:17I'd have broken my heart anyway.
04:18I'd have broken my heart anyway.
04:21I'd have broken my heart anyway.
04:26I'd have broken my heart anyway.
04:34Hello.
04:36Hey.
04:38How are you?
04:40Good.
04:43You never texted me back, which is fine.
04:47But, you know, you could have just...
04:48Peter knew he could have just...
04:50I thought it went well.
04:52Oh, yeah, it did.
04:53We had a great time.
04:55It's just...
04:56So what?
04:56I'm not your type?
04:57You're everyone's type, he thought.
04:59It was just your comment about your sister.
05:01What?
05:02You know, what if her meds make her feel like shit?
05:04What the fuck are you talking about?
05:05Because I've done that with my meds lots of times.
05:07Gone on, off, on.
05:09Because sometimes you don't want a soft dick.
05:12Sometimes you don't want to deal with the hair loss
05:14or the constant hunger or the weight gain, right?
05:17Or maybe I just wanted to see what would happen.
05:19Maybe that's just it.
05:21And maybe if you weren't such a handsome fucking asshole,
05:24I wouldn't be so anxious to tell you
05:25that I'm also bipolar
05:26and I also go off my meds.
05:28Because you know what?
05:29Sometimes you just do.
05:30And I'm so sick of guys making snap judgments
05:33based off one line of dialogue.
05:36You mean the way you judge me off of one line of dialogue?
05:40Block, delete,
05:41on to the next one, right?
05:43No, it's different.
05:45You're an only child.
05:46You wouldn't understand.
05:47What do you mean I don't understand?
05:48She's my sister.
05:49I love her.
05:51I'm just...
05:52Wrong.
05:53Hey, we get it.
05:55You're pissed.
05:56I'm the sister, by the way.
05:59Peter didn't have his usual sarcastic response.
06:01He'd gotten so used to expecting people to judge him
06:04without the benefit of a doubt
06:05that in the moment,
06:07actually,
06:08Dante was right.
06:10This was annoying to him.
06:14I'm Peter.
06:15Oh, I think I know who you are.
06:16All right.
06:17Okay, so where are you going?
06:18What are you doing?
06:19I just have to hit up the pharmacy before it closes.
06:21Oh, which one?
06:23Uh, Rite Aid.
06:24The one on Sunset?
06:25Oh, well, that one closes at 10.
06:27And we're going to go get pancakes.
06:29You're coming.
06:29He's buying.
06:30I'm...
06:30Mm-hmm.
06:31Yeah.
06:31Mm-hmm.
06:32Come on.
06:34Hi.
06:35Hello.
06:36Come on.
06:37I'm hungry.
06:39And so Dante and Peter and Sam went for the pancakes.
06:42And Peter decided
06:44maybe he'd be open to having a spring wedding after all.
07:22Oh, well, I'm hungry.
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