00:06How long have Sarah and I known each other?
00:09Aztec Civilization is a quick read.
00:11It barely touches on Lucantaco Tlalit.
00:13Should we check with a writer just to be safe?
00:15The showrunner just called, and he is cutting your character from the show.
00:19You never let me in, Simon.
00:21Not really.
00:22Trevor Slattery, you're under arrest.
00:24I'm not resisting.
00:25This is Simon Williams.
00:28You're an actor.
00:29Do you think you can get close to him?
00:31I'm auditioning for Wonder Man.
00:33Anyway, nice meeting you.
00:35What we will find when we look at Wonder Man today,
00:38what can he teach us about ourselves?
00:43Simon Williams is super-powered, unstable, and incredibly dangerous.
00:48You know I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:50Why?
00:51Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:53They're calling it the Doorman Clause.
00:55Going forward, it will be nearly impossible for super-powered individuals to perform in major motion picture or TV roles.
01:04That was Janelle, my agent.
01:06She was trying to get a hold of the both of us.
01:08No one has her info.
01:10We both got callbacks for Wonder Man.
01:12We both got callbacks for Wonder Man.
01:14Theone Man.
03:17Exhale slowly for five.
03:21Then hold for five once again.
03:25You don't think about the callback.
03:27It's your job as an actor to experience life.
03:30This is your life.
03:31If you've had a victory, a moment of accomplishment, so fill your cup.
03:39We did beat out a lot of fools, didn't we?
03:41That's it, Spinnett.
03:46What could call you so late?
03:48A friend of mine from the pocket I mentioned I used to live in.
03:53You've reached Trevor Slattery.
03:54Please leave a message after the beep.
03:56What are you pulling, Slattery?
04:03You're working awfully late.
04:05Hey, Deputy Secretary.
04:07I didn't think anyone was still here.
04:08Yeah, just going over numbers.
04:10Yet again.
04:12Trying to save what I can.
04:13It's nasty business.
04:15Yeah.
04:16How's your case going?
04:19Oh, good.
04:20Very promising.
04:21Making lots of progress.
04:22Well, I'm glad to hear that.
04:25I've always liked you, Cleary.
04:26I'd love to keep you around.
04:30All right, nice to go.
04:32Are you heading down?
04:34No.
04:35I think I'm going to keep at it.
04:38I'm in the home stretch, most likely.
04:40Don't want to leave anything up to chance.
04:43That's the spirit.
04:48Oh, another round.
04:49It's on him.
04:50Much appreciated.
04:53Why is he buying his drinks?
04:55Who cares?
04:56If we left what you wanted to, we'd be paying our own bill.
05:00To what do we owe the pleasure?
05:04You really don't remember me, do you, Trev?
05:08Yeah, we did.
05:10An off-Broadway play together.
05:13Hurley-Burley, maybe?
05:21Nope.
05:22American Buffalo?
05:25Remember me now.
05:26No, but I really wish I did.
05:30You owe me, Trev.
05:32A dozen eight balls, 50 hits of X, two pounds of sativa.
05:36That's quite a lot.
05:37That was your order for one Saturday night.
05:39Well, on the bright side, I'm sure it was thoroughly enjoyed.
05:43Hey!
05:44You got some nerve, you know that?
05:47You really think you could treat me like garbage?
05:50Is that it?
05:55You skipped town, Trev.
05:57You just vanished.
05:58Left me a bunch of supplies out for my blood.
06:01Because I trusted you.
06:05Can we talk about this?
06:08Oh, hold on.
06:36I really didn't want to do that.
06:38I'm really glad you did, though.
06:41Come on, man.
06:42You know how dangerous it is for me to do that in public.
06:45I know, I know.
06:46I'm sorry.
06:47The good news is no one saw a thing.
06:51Bollocks.
06:55You think he's all?
06:56I don't know.
06:57He's wearing a camera.
06:58Maybe he just got here.
06:59I don't think so.
07:00Well, he's not doing anything.
07:02Hello?
07:03Uh, these blokes seem injured.
07:05Any idea what happened?
07:10I think he saw it.
07:11Of course he did.
07:16Where'd the hell he go?
07:18Are you going to use super speed or what?
07:19I'm going to use my car, Trevor.
07:21Does that mean you do or do not have super speed?
07:23Let's go!
07:28Why is this always traffic?
07:30It's a Friday night.
07:31Probably the Hollywood Bowl.
07:33It's too late for the bowl.
07:34It's usually the bowl.
07:36I remember seeing Cher there once breathtaking.
07:38Chaka Khan, now there's a woman.
07:40Trevor, would you please focus?
07:44Why is there for me to focus on him sitting in the passenger seat?
07:47I don't know.
07:48Just look around or something, please.
07:50You've got to be here somewhere.
07:56She's persistent.
07:57What?
07:58My friend.
07:59She doesn't realize I'm a little busy at the moment, looking around out the window.
08:03There he is.
08:05Well, you know, looking around works.
08:08Whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:09There's traffic here.
08:10I don't have to stand the door.
08:13Hey, hey!
08:15Get out of the sidewalk!
08:19Get out of the way!
08:20Get out of the way!
08:21We're on the sidewalk!
08:22Get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way!
08:24Oh!
08:26Simon!
08:27Shut up, shut up, don't say nothing.
08:28Okay.
08:29Shit!
08:30We lost him.
08:33Oh, my goodness.
08:35What, what, what, what is this?
08:36Janelle just emailed us the signs for the call back.
08:39What?
08:40Why is she still doing up?
08:41This scene's intense.
08:42That scene's intense?
08:43Yeah.
08:43No, Trevor, please, not now.
08:45It's a Wonder Man Barnaby scene.
08:47Not now!
08:49Barnaby betrays Wonder Man.
08:50What?
08:54Let me see that.
08:59But Barnaby's his only friend.
09:02Yeah, I know.
09:03Look at this.
09:04Barnaby.
09:05He found my prize, Wonder Man.
09:07I just pray you never have to learn yours.
09:09I think it's gonna be quite moving.
09:15If that footage gets out, I won't even be acting in a dog food commercial.
09:19Where the hell is this guy?
09:21Is that him?
09:26What is he doing?
09:27Looks like he wants it, Jason.
09:30Well, let's hurry then.
09:31Oh.
09:34Don't let me hold you back.
09:59He just disappeared.
10:14this is nifty we should remember this for another time yeah i'll put it on our list
10:20spend it you two have a reservation uh no we don't have a reservation but we're meeting a friend okay
10:32interesting who knows we're not gonna make the scene in public aren't we no we're not
10:42how's it going guys so you may have seen something back there in the alley look a little odd under
10:51a
10:51certain light no nothing looked odd from where i was standing it was pretty clear but also i have
10:57all the footage on gopro okay understood uh where's the gopro it's stashed away somewhere safe he's
11:05hustling us oh this guy's a little hustler i know what you're capable of and i get that you might
11:11want to keep it a secret and that's that's cool with me okay that's cool with me but i might
11:16need
11:16a little hand with something no deal you're clearly untrustworthy it's clearly untrustworthy
11:21it's too um what if we decide not to help oh then the footage automatically gets uploaded to youtube
11:27at 9 a.m can you do that i don't know well you're the tech wizard you've got all those
11:31apps on your
11:31phone no it's not the same thing true sounds possible yeah it's possible trust me we've already
11:36established that no one can trust you
11:44what do you want okay so there's this asshole esteban and three weeks ago he stole my motorcycle
11:52and it's why i have to do all of my business on these crappy schools most likely something illegal
11:58i bet knowing this one look for someone like you i this would be a piece of cake okay i
12:03know where he
12:04has the bike basically you just gotta show up give esteban a scare i get my motorcycle back you can
12:11delete the footage easy i don't like it we don't have a choice sounds like we got a deal
12:23we'll find esteban
12:43there it is he's probably having a bagging party
12:47bagging party another degenerate in our midst i know you're not talking is your degenerate
12:55past that got us into this operative we're being passed and i'm sorry there's my bike one slap
13:01that's why i'll be shitting his pants and begging me to take the keys trust me okay wait here we'll
13:08handle this
13:14so what's the plan we pretend we're undercover cops we're in the neighborhood on another case meeting
13:21with the ci clock suspicious activity ran the place on a motorcycle and it came up stone brilliant i
13:26i love all the police lingo law and order season 14 can i get a witness directed by don scardino
13:31sam martison has to prove some witnesses to a drug mule murder were bribed and does he of course
13:37it's not exactly our situation but there's plenty to pull from i still remember most of the dialogue
13:44just to follow my legs will do
13:55is esteban home who are you guys we'll be the ones asking the questions ma'am holy
14:00shit aren't you the mandarin yo esteban the freaking mandarin just showed up come on in i think our cover's
14:09blown
14:19no
14:20what
14:23it really is the mandarin bro we used to scare each other in middle school doing mandarin impressions yo
14:29america this is another lesson what the hell are you doing here bro
14:37who's your friend simon we're industry friends look we don't want any trouble okay just give us the
14:45motorcycle we won't have to call the cops come on man call the cops for what well a stolen bike
14:51for
14:51one and then uh this the candy well we're not idiots espadine these are clearly drugs of some kind
15:00possibly laced with angel dust angel dust when was the last time you did drugs bruh this is homemade
15:07candy chamoy chamoy that's why everybody needs latin friends bro look this is tamarindo fruit pulp
15:16chilis and tajim mixed in with a bunch of different types of gummies it's my special recipe look
15:22try peach ring
15:27oh my goodness
15:31that's incredible sweet spicy sour simon you gotta try one i feel like steven x having coke
15:37blown up a bunghole uh i really just want to get jayden's bike and be on our way wait jayden
15:44that's who told you the motorcycle was stolen yeah okay see now it's all starting to make sense man
15:49you can't trust that guy for i told you simon you can't trust jayden for
15:53shit and what makes you so sure that we can trust esther bar try a featuring you'll understand look
15:58man you go back and tell jayden if he wants my bike he's gonna have to come and take it
16:01himself
16:01instead of sending beavis and butthead yeah if you don't mind uh what's the story with you and jayden
16:08there's obviously some you know history here well yeah we used to be boys we started this whole chamoy
16:15candy operation together it's our more dudes ship blew up fast but many he got a taste of success
16:20everything changed suddenly the knights came out wants to fight over every little damn thing we had
16:25to go our separate ways he started his own operation well it certainly can't compete with these
16:29peach rings just got to be careful who you partner up with right he's right we can learn a lot
16:36from
16:37mr b so do you want to tell jayden the deal's off or shall i what are you talking about
16:43trevor oh hold
16:44on jayden is here with you yeah no car trevor we have to finish this job remember it's important
16:50um yeah unfortunately we've aligned ourselves with the wrong man
16:59what the hell is taking so long
17:05oh shit hey i oh shit where the hell is trevor slattery
17:19you don't know that yes i do clearly esteban's the only man of any principle amongst the whole lot
17:25oh shit you know what i just realized the mandarin mandarins diavolo yo that's right we can get a video
17:34of the mandarin making a match of battle don't be crazy come on please i'm sorry i couldn't possibly
17:39that role is a source of great pain for me trevor slattery bloody hell get out here now i'd rather
17:46not
17:46then we'll kill your friend jayden please do trevor well he is no friend of mine oh hell no man
17:52y'all
17:52gotta go i don't need this kind of trouble here help me trevor not bloody likely i won't i won't
17:58post
17:58videos shut up oh quick question um can someone set a gopro to automatically upload a video to
18:06youtube uh straight from the camera uh yeah without a laptop without a laptop no no you have to download
18:12the footage first so whatever's on that camera is the only copy yes i knew it hey you guys gotta
18:16go
18:16man we just need the gopro we're golden is that right jayden's been lying to us the whole time
18:22we're gonna count to ten driver hey mandarin you gotta get out of here bro no no no no this
18:27is not
18:27happening nine just shove the gopro to the mail slot jayden eight uh seven i'm proud of you jayden
18:38please don't let me die six that's all i'm sorry about some white dudes okay i i got greedy five
18:45you
18:45dead bro but it's okay i forgive you four three don't let me die today i don't want anybody to
18:53die
18:53today we should go esteban we can't just leave you oh shit it's janelle hands up janelle oh my god
19:03simon thank god you answered i'm gonna have to call you back janelle simon listen to me do not hang
19:07up
19:08this phone we're just having a conversation officer they're drug dealers all of them we just made candy
19:13mrs gonzalez what the hell is going on over there yeah it's not a great time drop the weapon come
19:20on
19:22if you do not drop that weapon listen to me simon our kobeck is leaving town tomorrow the callback has
19:27been moved up what the callback is happening now get your ass to our kobeck's house as fast as you
19:31can
19:32put the gun down oh
19:43wait
19:47we're in the wrong seat
19:49uh trevor just drive
19:50just drive
19:51drive
19:55oh
20:02don't take no stuff i'm jumping jack flash the bear guys trying to do me in but i'm too smart
20:09for that
20:16i'm
20:18man around
20:20cause I'm Superman
20:24hey
20:25I'm Superman
20:29watch out
20:30the filthy magnetic
20:32he'll try to cross my lines
20:34from the cryptid night to TNG
20:36he'll try to blow my mind
20:37but I'll fight me with my goodness
20:39and I'll fight him with my strength
20:41and if that don't work my good friend
20:44I'll hit him, hit him
20:46with the kitchen sink
20:47yeah
20:48cause I'm Superman
20:51hey
20:53Superman
20:55oh
20:57yeah
20:57yeah
20:58yeah
21:00yeah
21:02yeah
21:03yeah
21:03yeah
21:04yeah
21:19yeah
21:22yeah
21:23yeah
21:27yeah
21:28Because I'm the baddest, baddest, baddest man around
21:35Hey, hey, because I'm super
21:39Yeah, I'm Superman
21:45Superman
21:48Superman
21:49Superman
22:07Superman
22:12Superman
22:27Superman
22:28Superman
22:28Superman
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