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00:00We wanted Nolan off-planet so we could investigate him for the murders without arousing his suspicion.
00:05What does sending Mark away get us?
00:07A chance to see what this kid can do.
00:09More importantly, if his heart's in the right place.
00:12Who the hell are you?
00:14Where are you going?
00:15You know, it's deserty.
00:17You don't know where you're going.
00:18Go, go, go, go, go!
00:19Please don't lose interest in you, Austin.
00:21Hey, Cecil? You missed a spot?
00:24Left that one there as a reminder.
00:26And when you prove yourselves worthy of the heroes who came before you, it'll get cleaned off.
00:32Murdered seven people.
00:34Wife already suspects.
00:36Domidari!
00:37You didn't listen to me when I told you to drop the goddamn case!
00:41Nothing to worry about.
00:43Everything's fine.
01:25Nothing to worry about.
01:44I don't know.
02:03Oh
02:27Oh
03:02Oh
03:13Tell mr. Lou next time I find him on our turf I won't be so gentle
03:20That message was for you don't be stupid kid. I'm cutting you
03:31Oh
03:59Oh
04:01Hey
04:09Yes, I'm 20 minutes late, but there's no way you're gonna be mad at me and how do you figure
04:14that because I brought you
04:16Japanese cheesecake
04:19You went all the way across town to get cheesecake
04:21Yeah to make up for being late because you went across town to get cheesecake is that crazy?
04:28Yeah, it kind of is I
04:31Mean I could take it back, but that'll probably just make me even more late
04:50Hey, what did we ever do to you?
04:54Kevin shut up leave it alone
05:05There's a place on third and parkland
05:08They'll put you up for a few weeks
05:19I
05:19You're welcome just trying to keep the city safe
05:22Behind you what? Oh crap
05:30Hi, don't be scared. I got this but I guess get your stuff
05:35Sorry about your apartment
05:3645 minutes light it won't happen again. Mr. Sayre what it has grace you've been late 12 times in the
05:43past three months
05:44I'm sorry, but I'm docking your ships
05:48You know what don't bother
05:53Mr. Sayre there's a rat in the mayonnaise again. Do I look like I can't Sam
06:01Gleison
06:03Gleison
06:05Gleison
06:06I'll have the cash tomorrow. I swear tell your boss. I need more time. There isn't any more time Gary
06:11Take it all take everything I got
06:14Oh
06:24Two days after that you paint the sidewalk
06:31The gravity bomb where is it I'll never tell
06:39Now what mark you have to scare him make him think you'll actually drop him
06:44I can hear you. I don't know that seems mean. All right here. I'll show you
06:51See now he'll tell me everything okay, but you're gonna catch him, right? Yeah in a second
07:12Uh
07:13Yeah, principal Winslow, uh hi mr. Grayson
07:17If you're planning to attend college we need to have a conversation about your recent
07:24Attendance issues
07:25Uh, what if I'm not planning to attend college?
07:43Freeze
07:44Your lives weren't minimum wage, but do you want to fire your guns in the air so you tried your
07:49best and we all walk away happy?
07:50I don't know
07:52You're gonna lie
07:53Hmm
07:54Hmm
07:55Hmm
07:57Hmm
07:57Hmm
07:58Hmm
07:58Hmm
07:58Hmm
07:58Hmm
08:00Hmm
08:02Hmm
08:03Hmm
08:04Hmm
08:11Hey, can't make it tonight just got hit by something
08:16You're standing me up you tread on dangerous ground my friend
08:20It'll be worth the wait to see me on my best behavior
08:25Do not miss dinner with my mom on Thursday if you value everything you hold dear my Grayson
08:32Not for the end of the world
08:38Seriously?
08:55Hmm
08:55Not even scratched
08:56Not bad for a guy with gravel for fingers
08:59Hmm
08:59Hmm
09:03Hmm
09:03Hmm
09:07Hmm
09:07Hmm
09:07Hmm
09:11Hmm
09:11Hmm
09:11Hmm
09:12Hmm
09:12Hmm
09:12Hmm
09:12Hmm
09:12Hmm
09:12Hmm
09:13Hmm
09:24See Titan your problem is
09:26You're too useful
09:28You get shit done
09:30You take bullets like a champ and don't even whine about it
09:33Unlike someone else in the room
09:36It was one fucking time I said
09:38Shut the hell up
09:39Yeah, yeah, sometimes you let people live when they need to die
09:43But man, you make an impact
09:45If you didn't just finish paying off your debt would be talking bonus time
09:50I don't need your money anymore
09:52Sure you do
09:53Come on like you're gonna go clean
09:55Work the fry station at burger mart
09:57That ship has sailed amigo
09:59This is your life now
10:00This is what you do
10:02No, it's not
10:03You're a walking pile of rocks
10:06You break heads
10:08That's it
10:09That's all
10:10Own it already
10:11See
10:12See?
10:12I know you're gonna keep working for me
10:14The question is
10:15How painful do you want it to be?
10:18What are you doing?
10:20What?
10:21You think you can just punch your way out of this?
10:23I know where your family lives
10:25And that means you work for me
10:27Until I say you're fucking done
10:33Yeah, see?
10:35See?
10:36Impressive shit like that is exactly why I'm never letting you go
10:42Plus now you gotta pay for the desk too
10:44This was imported Italian maple
11:02I was justpirating
11:02A dawg
11:03Here he is
11:03A gun
11:03How almost
11:04You look like
11:05You're not a gun
11:05You're not a gun
11:05You can't
11:05You're not a gun
11:05You're not a gun
11:05You're not a gun
11:06I'm not a gun
11:06You're not a gun
11:09You're not a gun
11:10You're not a gun
11:16Now, just throw it back into space.
11:30How's it feel to save the world?
11:32Or at least the country.
11:33By the way, that was a small one.
11:35That was a small one?
11:37Yeah.
11:37You should have seen the asteroid I had diverted a few years ago.
11:40The size of Texas.
11:42Oh, crap.
11:43I gotta run, Dad.
11:44Hey, whatever that is, your training is more important.
11:48Big picture, right?
11:50I know, but it's Amber.
11:52Mark, we talked about this.
11:54Dad.
11:56This one time, okay?
11:58Yes!
12:05I know I'm a little late.
12:09I brought dessert.
12:10I learned.
12:11Ugh.
12:14Okay.
12:15That's fair.
12:17You were right.
12:18Your mom is a great cook.
12:20You should have told her that yourself.
12:22During dinner.
12:23Two hours ago.
12:25I tried to text you.
12:26Am I important to you, Mark?
12:28Yeah.
12:29Of course.
12:30Well, it really doesn't feel like it.
12:32Half the time we make plans, you're late.
12:34Or you cancel.
12:35Or you just don't show.
12:36And your excuses suck.
12:37Hold on.
12:38But then you pick up the sushi I like.
12:40Or you leave a note in my locker.
12:42Or you surprise me after class.
12:44And you're not a bad kisser.
12:46But that doesn't make it okay if you keep doing it.
12:50And tonight was just definitely not okay.
12:54This was three months.
12:55This was meeting my mom.
12:57It's just, I have these family responsibilities.
13:01I help my dad with work.
13:04It's hard making it all fit.
13:07Sure.
13:07That's fine.
13:09Then make that choice.
13:10But then this?
13:11I'm not doing this anymore.
13:13I've been down this road before, and once was enough.
13:16Hold on.
13:17Why?
13:17Because I'm, uh...
13:20You're what?
13:22I'm...
13:26I'm going to do better.
13:27I promise.
13:29Prove it.
13:44Hey, Dad.
13:44Mark, I'm watching the elephant rob a store downtown.
13:47He'd be perfect practice for you.
13:49I'm not really in the mood.
13:51Mark.
13:53Okay, I'm coming.
13:55That's my boy.
14:32Did somebody ask for Butterscotch Ripple?
14:34Daddy!
14:39Mommy, he got my text.
14:41Good.
14:42Means we still have service.
14:46We're not out.
14:47Are we?
14:49Messa, it's not that simple.
14:51Don't.
15:04I want to sit with you.
15:06Wait, baby.
15:07Let me help.
15:14Daddy, look.
15:14A super hero.
15:19Is he a good guy?
15:21That's what people say.
15:23Are you a good guy?
15:27I...
15:27What's his name?
15:30Him?
15:30He calls himself.
15:56Seven dead.
15:58One alive.
15:58Your husband.
16:01Hey, Debbie.
16:02Jesus.
16:03What was the name of that place in Bordeaux?
16:05The one with the chocolate pastry thingies?
16:08Uh...
16:09Eclair d'Andre?
16:10That's it.
16:11Thanks, sweetie.
16:28Hey, I need my costume back.
16:30I don't care how torn up it is.
16:31It's classified, and I want it back.
16:34Go get it.
16:35Now.
16:40I don't need to tell you when I break up with someone.
16:43The only, and I mean only reason, I agreed to you being a superhero was because Rex was
16:48there to take care of you.
16:49I can take care of myself.
16:51Your father only means that we liked Rex very much, and we felt good that he was keeping
16:56you safe.
16:58But now that you're not even part of a team...
17:01Rex cheated on me.
17:02Teen team broke up.
17:04They're both over.
17:05It happens.
17:06Forgive him.
17:07What?
17:07All guys make mistakes.
17:10Don't be a...
17:14You're an 18-year-old girl.
17:17You can't do this hero bullshit on your own.
17:21You shouldn't be doing it at all.
17:23One, I can do anything I want on my own.
17:26Literally, I can rearrange atoms on a molecular level like it's easy.
17:30And two, I'm not even sure I want to do this anymore.
17:34Good.
17:34It's about time.
17:36That includes this stupid family.
17:39Oh, man.
17:40Oh.
17:44Samantha!
17:45Don't you leave that door there.
17:49Woo-hoo!
17:55Okay.
17:57Whoa!
18:00Oh, man.
18:06What?
18:11Oh, man.
18:15Oh, man.
18:16Oh, God.
18:18Oh, man.
18:19Oh, man.
18:22Huh?
18:52You're lucky.
18:53Sure I did.
18:55Hmm.
18:56I called you here because I need your help.
18:58Why would I help you?
19:00You're a criminal.
19:01You don't even know what that word means.
19:03Uh, pretty sure I do.
19:05No, you don't.
19:06I'm not a criminal.
19:07I just owed one money and now I can't get out.
19:09So?
19:10So aren't you a hero?
19:11Helping people and taking down bad guys?
19:14Yeah?
19:15So help me take down my boss.
19:17They don't get any worse than him.
19:18Who's your boss?
19:20Machine Head.
19:21That's not a real name.
19:22Hmm.
19:23Of course you haven't heard of him.
19:25You're a rich kid from the suburbs.
19:26What?
19:27No.
19:28I'm...
19:29You don't know.
19:30Come on, man.
19:31Machine Head runs this city.
19:33If it's illegal and it makes money, it's his.
19:36And when people need to die to keep it that way,
19:38he's got muscle like me to take care of him.
19:40Yeah, you know, I'm more like a big picture superhero.
19:43Saving the planet, stuff like that.
19:45Why don't you give, uh, Fight Force a call?
19:47Sure, man.
19:48Just fly away.
19:49Forget about everyone else down here.
19:51Let me show you what you don't see from up there.
19:54What?
19:55Like, right now?
19:56You got somewhere to be?
20:00It's some bullshit.
20:02It's not a party for me either, man.
20:09Machine Head owns the trash company.
20:12Uses it to ferry drugs and stash houses all over the city.
20:21Machine Head owns his whole block.
20:22He pays off inspectors, so he doesn't have to fix shit, then burns him for insurance money.
20:28If anyone's inside at the time, too bad.
20:37Which one's machine head?
20:40Kidding. I'm kidding.
20:44Isotope, let's go.
20:47What the hell was that?
20:49His pet.
20:57You helped me take down Machine Head.
20:59You helped real people with real lives.
21:01Think about that next time you're fighting some stupid elephant man or whatever.
21:05Why'd you borrow money from Machine Head anyway?
21:09It wasn't for me.
21:15Daddy!
21:24I know I can take Machine Head. He's just a criminal with a special head.
21:28But, he does have this right hand man, uh, Isotope or something, I don't know, who can teleport him away
21:35if I'm not careful.
21:37Mom, can you pass the potatoes please?
21:39Mom?
21:41Sorry.
21:44I don't know. Do you think I should help this Titan guy out?
21:47You'd be making a huge mistake.
21:50What? Why?
21:51Because he's using you.
21:53I'm not an idiot, Dad. I know when someone's lying.
21:56Titan never wanted to be a criminal in the first place.
21:58He has a family.
21:59I think his daughter's sick.
22:01Even if that was true, you're a Viltrumite.
22:04Okay? You fought off an alien invasion, saved the country from an asteroid.
22:08This is beneath you.
22:11Mom?
22:13I know that sometimes people aren't who they appear to be.
22:17Exactly. Listen to your mother.
22:19You help this guy, you're gonna learn a very painful lesson.
22:22But I also know that helping someone is never beneath you.
22:28I'm gonna sleep on this.
22:30Fine.
22:30I'm gonna sleep on this.
22:33Yeah.
22:38Woo! Fuck yeah!
22:40That's the last time the Lizard League turns people into snakes in my town.
22:45You better believe it, baby.
22:47Who wants a beer?
22:48There are no alcoholic beverages in Guardian Headquarters.
22:51There were no alcoholic beverages in Guardian Headquarters.
22:55First thing I fixed it in this dungeon.
22:57Had to throw out whatever scanner or computer was in that spot, though.
23:01Oh, no! I hope that wasn't your girlfriend, robot!
23:05Up top.
23:14I'm 25.
23:18Nothing like an ice-cold brew after you crawled through someone's inner ear.
23:22Dude, what the hell?
23:24Two dozen civilians are in the hospital right now.
23:28Because we fought like six individual assholes instead of a team.
23:32Pull up the fight.
23:42You see this, Rex? This right here?
23:45I know what a bus looks like.
23:46This is where you messed up. You and Monster Girl.
23:49Both so caught up in your own little prize fights that you let this entire bus of civilians crash.
23:58It had kids on it, man.
24:00What were we supposed to do?
24:01You pop the tires on the bus, blow that concrete to gravel to slow it down,
24:05so Monster Girl can stop it and save lives.
24:07That is what you were supposed to do.
24:13Duplicate.
24:13Next time we're in this situation, I want you to think about containment.
24:17If you had cloned a perimeter around King Lizard here,
24:19you could have held him back while Shrinkin' Ray took care of his snake-garner.
24:22Whatever the hell he called it.
24:24Snake-a-raider.
24:25You called it his snake-a-raider?
24:28No!
24:28Forget this. We did our best. And we won.
24:31So, whatever. You don't even have powers, old man.
24:35Say that one more time, son.
24:37Why? Forget your hearing aid, Grandpa.
24:39Okay, okay, stop. He's not wrong, Rex.
24:43Fuck this!
24:46Good debrief, everyone.
24:48As usual, I'll be the only person who actually sacrificed something,
24:51since I'm now a week younger than I was yesterday.
24:54Can you believe these punks?
24:58Some of them.
25:02Why would you tell Mark that saving lives is beneath him?
25:05Other people save lives. Mark saves millions.
25:08He needs to think big, and you're not helping.
25:11I'm not helping?
25:13You don't understand the choices we have to make.
25:15You're not a superhero.
25:16When you first came here, you didn't know anything
25:19about humans, or our society, or what was important to us.
25:23And?
25:23I taught you all that.
25:25I showed you how to be a hero, here.
25:27And suddenly, you think I can't do that for Mark?
25:29That's not what I meant. I just...
25:32I think Mark is putting his trust in someone he shouldn't,
25:36instead of listening to me.
25:39To us.
25:41Even when we disagree.
25:43He's only been a hero for a few months.
25:46He thinks he knows everything.
25:48I just don't want him to make a choice he'll regret.
25:52Neither do I.
25:55This is all going so quickly.
25:58I didn't think it'd be this difficult.
26:03Well, that sucked.
26:04This superhero thing is destroying my GPA.
26:07Like you'll ever need to find Mongolia on a map.
26:10I know, right?
26:11No, you do need to know that.
26:13I'm not kidding.
26:13It's really important that you can find places from the air.
26:16Oh, yeah.
26:18Right.
26:20You okay, Eve?
26:21You look down.
26:23You ever read about those kids who get kicked out of the house at 16
26:25and wish it was you?
26:27Uh, no.
26:29Not really.
26:31Do you want to talk about it?
26:33Yes.
26:33No.
26:34I don't know.
26:35I just don't know what I'm doing anymore.
26:37Mark.
26:39Hey, you.
26:40Slow down, Tiger.
26:41You're still on my shit list.
26:43You're coming tonight, right?
26:45Hey, Eve.
26:47Of course I'm coming.
26:48Do not stand me up on this, okay?
26:51It won't only be me counting on you this time.
26:53Mark volunteered to help me at the Beckwell Community Center downtown.
26:56We do dinners twice a week for anyone who's hungry.
26:59I'm impressed.
27:00Do not be.
27:01He owes me.
27:02Beckwell's like my second home.
27:04I used to hang there after school until my mom was done working.
27:06It changed my life.
27:07It's on 3rd Street, right?
27:09Low brick building?
27:10Yeah.
27:117 p.m.
27:13Oh, man.
27:13Gotta run.
27:14I told my mom I'd help with an open house.
27:16I'll see you there.
27:18Bye, Eve.
27:19You want to come tonight?
27:20We could use the help.
27:22I wish I could, but...
27:23Too busy saving the world?
27:26Hmm.
27:26Not anymore, actually.
27:28No excuse, then.
27:31You and Mark are pretty close.
27:33Has he been acting weird lately?
27:35What do you mean?
27:36He's late.
27:37All the time.
27:38Or doesn't show and then lies about why.
27:40At least I think he's lying.
27:41I don't know if I can deal with it much longer.
27:44Guys are dicks.
27:45But Mark's one of the good ones.
27:48Yeah, his time management is awful.
27:50But he's super into you.
27:52You're all he talks about.
27:54Really?
27:55Hmm.
27:56Well, thanks for that.
27:57See you tonight?
27:58Yeah.
28:01The only place we're guaranteed to find Machine Head is 60 stories up.
28:06The room is lined with windows, but they're bombproof or something.
28:09There's a whole team of ex-military assholes patrolling the place, packing the latest shit, too.
28:15Which is why you need me?
28:17Hmm.
28:17I'm tough.
28:19But I'm not stupid.
28:20Can't the teleporter guy just pull Machine Head out once we get close?
28:24I took care of Isotope.
28:25How?
28:26He's got a girl he sees a couple of times a week.
28:29I paid her extra to keep him there all evening.
28:32What?
28:32Oh, okay.
28:35So we break into the penthouse and grab Machine Head.
28:38Then what?
28:38Don't you got friends who can keep a guy like him off the street?
28:41I could take him to the Global Defense Agency.
28:44See?
28:45Doing good already, hero.
28:49That was your daughter back at Beckwell Community Center, right?
28:52What's her name?
28:55Fiona.
28:56You guys go there often?
28:58That's her second home.
29:07Okay, I'm in.
29:09But we have to make it quick.
29:10I've got plans later tonight.
29:29I almost forgot how good I look.
29:32I'm in.
29:34I'm in.
29:50I'm in.
29:55I'm in.
29:58I'm in.
30:05Welcome to the world of the living, clone.
30:09Don't start. I'm the original.
30:13The process was a success.
30:15I'll never understand why you do that.
30:26Stop, please. I'm not here to fight.
30:30Not the replication chamber, idiot!
30:33As I was trying to say, I need your expertise in tissue growth and DNA replication.
30:39I'll make it worth your while.
30:52Hi, honey. If you have a sec, could you pick up a few things for dinner?
30:56Well, I was thinking some tagliatelle from that restaurant in Rome.
30:59And maybe that wine from Provence. The rosé.
31:04Yeah. Thanks, sweetie. Love you.
31:31What am I doing?
31:32What am I doing?
32:06What the f***?
32:14Machine head!
32:16Get up. We're taking you in.
32:21Hey! It's over. You're way out of your league.
32:25Carry the two...
32:27Oh, hello, Invincible.
32:28Boss.
32:30You're right. You're so strong and tough.
32:33And you, you, you fly all over the goddamn place. It's amazing!
32:37Uh, thanks? You know a lot about me.
32:41I also knew exactly when you and this giant pile of s*** would walk in here and ruin my doors.
32:45ALSO Italian Maple, by the way!
32:48No way you saw this car.
32:50Oh, is that what you think? See, this is what happens when your head's a f***ing rock.
32:55You said you took care of him!
32:56I know what I say.
32:58This little upgrade shows me all kinds of possibilities.
33:01Which is how I know it's not worth explaining to you two morons what quantum probabilities are.
33:07But it doesn't matter, because like I said, Invincible's right. I'm out of my league.
33:14Except...
33:14I've got money!
33:24Oh, s***.
33:26You have no idea.
33:30Amber?
33:32Hey, Eve! You made it!
33:35Come on, I'll show you around.
33:38Chicken, mashed potatoes, salad, minestrone on the stove, but we'll need another pot soon.
33:45It's nothing fancy, but it's healthy.
33:47Hey, my parents cook exclusively with a microwave. This looks like a dream. Mark here yet?
33:53What?
33:53That boy's got about fifteen minutes until his ass is on the curb. Permanently.
33:58You look like you're good at chopping things.
34:00How'd you know?
34:01Oh!
34:37I'm going to grind you up and use you to pave my driveway.
34:58You guys are fucking dead!
35:10Who's next?
35:13Hello, boy.
35:41Wow!
35:41Ten out of ten.
35:42You guys, you guys are worth every cent.
35:45Wait.
35:45Wait.
35:46I'm getting something here.
35:47What?
35:52Cecil got an anonymous call.
35:56We'll take it from here.
36:14We'll take it from here.
36:24I'm going to take it from here.
36:30I'm going to go do some reattent in here.
36:49Let's go.
37:11Let's go.
37:40Killin' you is an act of mercy.
37:46Hey, asshole!
38:13Invincible!
38:14Black Samson, retreat.
38:27No!
38:32No!
38:38Pathetic child.
38:56No!
38:58No!
38:59No!
39:00No!
39:06Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
39:19You guys just messed up.
39:21Indeed.
39:22Big time.
39:47Big time.
40:22Pathetic.
40:24This battle is beneath me.
40:27There is no honor in killing insects.
40:34No.
40:36No, no, no.
40:37This was an unexpected possibility.
40:40Isotope, let's go.
40:43Isotope!
40:50Sorry, kid.
40:52Didn't mean for it to end this way.
40:54But I gotta take care of mine.
40:57Hope you make it.
41:00The veggies are nice and soft tonight for us.
41:03I made sure of it.
41:04Aw, thanks, Amber.
41:06Kurt, you wanna find me in the kitchen later?
41:08I've got that book we were talking about.
41:09That'd be great.
41:10Thanks.
41:11What?
41:12I can barely remember my English class, and you know everyone here by name.
41:18Make the world you wanna live in, right?
41:20Right.
41:22I thought Mark would be here tonight.
41:24He really did.
41:27He's losing too much blood.
41:28Get pressure on that wound.
41:29Quick, check his pupils.
41:33She's fibrillating.
41:34Step back.
41:38Jesus fucking Christ.
41:39Are we gonna lose him?
41:41It's a possibility, sir.
41:42No.
41:42We need him.
41:44Do whatever it takes.
41:45Get a sample to the lab.
41:47Just in case.
42:04I got to take this.
42:26Amber, I'm sorry.
42:29I have to go.
42:30What's wrong?
42:32Was that Mark?
42:37It's okay.
42:38I'm here.
42:40I'll fix you.
42:48I know it's hard to love someone when they don't seem to love you back, but Mark loves you.
42:55He'd be here if he could.
43:18Wow.
43:20I got to hand it to you, boss.
43:21But whatever you told that kid, to get him on your side, it fucking did.
43:24I told him the truth.
43:25I'm gonna make this city better for a lot of people.
43:29And some people come first.
43:31Daddy!
43:37Is this our new house?
43:56I'm gonna make this city better for a lot of people.
44:25Any progress?
44:27Jesus, that bad?
44:29We've tried everything.
44:31Drugs, viruses, bacteria, prions, even nanobots and radioactives.
44:37Viltromite cells don't give a damn.
44:40They just won't die.
44:42Look, keep trying.
44:44I got a feeling blood's still the answer.
44:54I got a feeling blood's still the death?
44:57Amen.
45:05I got a feeling blood poop.
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