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The Golf King's Reconquest
The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:07Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:10But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:17Oh shit!
00:00:41Holy! I take that back.
00:00:44Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:48Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:52Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:55You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:01:01How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:03Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:06Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:11Ambiotic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:01:16I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:25I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife. There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife. Yes.
00:01:36No, come on.
00:01:38What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:40Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:57No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:00Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:04Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:19I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:23I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:27I promise. I will not do the same thing to my daughter.
00:02:39Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:44Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:49Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:08Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:18Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:27There you go.
00:03:29Now I'm paying you.
00:03:30Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:33You can tell you're tight for cash.
00:03:35So be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough.
00:03:51Mr. Smith.
00:03:53I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:54This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:57Come on, Mia.
00:03:59Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:13Let me handle it.
00:04:18See? Even the help knows his place.
00:04:20You've got to trash.
00:04:21You should do anything for a buck.
00:04:22Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:24I bet he will.
00:04:25I bet he will.
00:04:42Your form is sloppy.
00:04:44Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:50Throw them out.
00:04:54Get off!
00:04:54Hey, hey, hey!
00:04:55Don't touch me!
00:04:56Hey!
00:04:58Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:05I could have done better.
00:05:07I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:08He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:12Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:14Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:20Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:23I'm sorry.
00:05:25I don't play golf.
00:05:27I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:30I see real talent in you.
00:05:32Don't waste it.
00:05:34It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:51Hey, Bobby.
00:05:53Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:54You know, making a comeback.
00:05:57I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:59I already told you my answer.
00:06:00I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:13I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:15Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:17You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:41You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God.
00:06:47It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:50What a small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:54He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:07:00Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:10But-
00:07:11But you're too poor.
00:07:12Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:14Yeah.
00:07:15Guess what?
00:07:16Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:19And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead.
00:07:24Give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:27Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:33I don't need it.
00:07:36I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:37I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:41But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:48And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:52And you let it happen.
00:07:53Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:54I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her.
00:08:10Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:13There is 10k.
00:08:15Forget about art school.
00:08:17Art and golf, the finer things in life are for the wealthy.
00:08:22It's not my fault.
00:08:24You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:31Come on, Angel.
00:08:33Get your stuff.
00:08:33Let's go.
00:08:36See?
00:08:36I told you so.
00:08:38Wait.
00:08:39Mr. Smith.
00:08:39About that donation.
00:08:41Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:46I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:56Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:00I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:02I'll be a good kid.
00:09:04I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie.
00:09:08I'm sorry.
00:09:10And don't worry.
00:09:11Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:09:20I buried the man I used to be.
00:09:22But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:24It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:41Gabriel.
00:09:43Get my clubs.
00:09:45I'm back.
00:10:05I'm back.
00:10:06Sis, qualifying match next week.
00:10:09I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:15Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:17With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:21They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:23And if it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would have...
00:10:25Jake is young and talented.
00:10:28Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:29It's a shame the legendary golfer, Lion, retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:34If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:38Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:40Kane, didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:43What? Shut up.
00:10:46Two yards.
00:10:49What?
00:10:55What do you mean two yards?
00:10:57His grip's weak.
00:10:58Ball's going to fade.
00:11:00Two yards to the right.
00:11:02Shut up, dude.
00:11:03You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:05Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:08I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:10Ignore him, okay?
00:11:12Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:13He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:17You guys really don't see this?
00:11:19I guess that makes sense.
00:11:21This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:25Well, tell me.
00:11:27What do you see?
00:11:352.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:38And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:40If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:42Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:44He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:46What do you know?
00:11:47How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:50You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:58Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it.
00:12:00But we can't even think about qualifiers because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:202.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:28Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:30Nothing.
00:12:31What's up with you guys?
00:12:32I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:34Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:37This... oh my god.
00:12:41Come on, man.
00:12:43Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:46Oh, man, let go.
00:12:47You're such a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:50You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:52Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:55I was right.
00:12:56He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:58Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:00Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:02It'll just take a moment.
00:13:03Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:06This guy's a rookie.
00:13:07He could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:10I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before quals.
00:13:12No.
00:13:13No.
00:13:14I believe him.
00:13:15And he makes a good point.
00:13:17He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:21Seriously?
00:13:22He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:25He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:27A guy who never swung a golf club.
00:13:29I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:44Who's this asshole?
00:13:46Tyler Carter.
00:13:47Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:13:49You know.
00:13:49Most recent world champion.
00:13:51And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:58It's all on my wrist, baby.
00:14:04Ready?
00:14:08It's always here to start shit.
00:14:09Yeah.
00:14:10Got it.
00:14:11Oh.
00:14:12Good job, baby.
00:14:13Oh my gosh.
00:14:16Look who it is.
00:14:20Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:23Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:25Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:27You're not welcome here.
00:14:29Leave.
00:14:32Oh.
00:14:33Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:34Is that the best August guy nowadays?
00:14:36You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:38How about that?
00:14:39Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:46God.
00:14:47It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:50Look.
00:14:51We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:53It's just not possible.
00:14:55Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:57You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:02We can all go home happy.
00:15:05All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:06It's all yours, baby.
00:15:09Never.
00:15:12August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:14My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:18Okay.
00:15:18Option two.
00:15:20You put this on.
00:15:23You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:25I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:27Fuck you, man.
00:15:28Fuck you!
00:15:29You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:30Sudden deathmatch.
00:15:32Lose her backside to the quals tomorrow.
00:15:36So the puppy's not a whim.
00:15:40He's an idiot.
00:15:42Fine.
00:15:43But you better not be all bark.
00:15:45You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:55Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:57Fuck off, man.
00:15:59Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:00Do you need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:02He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:03You're too emotional now.
00:16:04And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:06You won't win.
00:16:07Shut up!
00:16:08You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:10You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:13Looks like Tyler wants a sudden deathmatch on the first hole.
00:16:26You see that?
00:16:27Woo!
00:16:29302 yards.
00:16:31Mid fairway.
00:16:32Woo!
00:16:32Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:35Show him, Jake.
00:16:38That stance.
00:16:40It's too low.
00:16:42That ball's going off course.
00:16:43What did you just say?
00:16:45I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:47Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:48You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:51I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:53Don't backseat it.
00:17:04Hopeless.
00:17:06What an idiot.
00:17:07Oh my gosh.
00:17:092.13 in the rough?
00:17:12Oh my god, my granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:18Bring them down!
00:17:22We're playing fast and loose!
00:17:32If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:35Time for a little help.
00:17:40Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:41You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:43This is serious.
00:17:44Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:18:02Holy shit.
00:18:04Ha ha!
00:18:06Let's go!
00:18:06That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:09Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:11A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:12Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:16Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:19Remember, fortune favors the bold.
00:18:31Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:33With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:18:35Come on.
00:18:36Come on, Jake.
00:18:37You gotta pull through.
00:18:43Thanks, doll.
00:18:48Ready or not, here I come!
00:18:53Hey!
00:18:54Shit!
00:18:57Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:59He was standing right here.
00:19:01You knew that.
00:19:02You did that on purpose.
00:19:03It's against the rules.
00:19:05Thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:07Doing this casual.
00:19:08There's no need for rules.
00:19:10I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:12There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:14Wherever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:21A torn ligament?
00:19:23Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:26Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:28Who is he, really?
00:19:30Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:32I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:33No.
00:19:34I can keep going.
00:19:35I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:40August Golf Club, it's the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:44I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:48It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:51If I find you in my bed tonight, naked,
00:19:53I might let you keep your club.
00:19:55What the fuck did you say?
00:19:56Watch this bitch.
00:20:01Wow.
00:20:02Is that the best you got?
00:20:05I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:17Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:18He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:20:20But his wrist...
00:20:21Will you stop?
00:20:23As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:25No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:31You're still powering through?
00:20:33Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:37That's enough!
00:20:44I'll take it from here.
00:20:48Will you back off?
00:20:49This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:51Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:53Jake, that's enough. Step down.
00:20:55If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:58Let Bobby take over.
00:21:02Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:04You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:21:08What?
00:21:09Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:14You got some balls.
00:21:15I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:19You better not let it get into your head.
00:21:24This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:36This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:41And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:44Just look at yourself.
00:21:45Covered in filth.
00:21:47Carrying around a burden.
00:21:49You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:54Excuse me, sir.
00:21:57Don't mind him.
00:21:58He's an asshole.
00:22:00I'm Mia.
00:22:01I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:04And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter,
00:22:07I'd be happy to help.
00:22:27Is that your wife?
00:22:28You should have brought her with you.
00:22:30I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:34A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:37The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:43That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:47front of her grave.
00:22:48I'm begging.
00:22:49The only one begging is gonna be you, pal.
00:22:51Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:54You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:57And, losers gotta get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:23:03Deal.
00:23:04Deal.
00:23:05You better keep your word.
00:23:20This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:22Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:24We're screwed.
00:23:24No clue this groundskeeper's gonna ruin it for August.
00:23:28You got wind speed?
00:23:29Five miles an hour.
00:23:31Humidity?
00:23:31Sixty?
00:23:32Sixty percent?
00:23:34Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:45Please clear the water.
00:23:47Forget about the hole.
00:23:48You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:50I win.
00:24:04I win.
00:24:04What the fuck?
00:24:07What the fuck?
00:24:09Was he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:11There's no way.
00:24:11It's a trick shot.
00:24:12You can't control where it lands.
00:24:19what the water like skipped it in the hole but how it's a miracle am i dreaming did we actually
00:24:27beat the gold hills bastards this is impossible there's no way i lost to a an amateur a gardener
00:24:34impossible that sounds like something a sore loser would say no only a legend like lion can
00:24:40make that shot even kane only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:51is he master golfer would never join the ranks of august who are you
00:25:00who are you me nobody my gardener you just happened to hit a lucky shot
00:25:06i want to play in the qualification round next week yes of course you just saved august golf club
00:25:13we of course will welcome you mia this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of
00:25:17august hills can't leave it with this guy bobby doesn't even have any competitive experience i
00:25:21mean mia please we should reconsider was this shot just not proof of his skill i mean how do we
00:25:26even
00:25:27know if he was blindfolded if he was really that talented why would he be slumming at august golf
00:25:31club all things he could be doing yeah if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our
00:25:36all of our we'd be left out okay silence all of you i believe in bobby and he's our only
00:25:42hope now
00:25:43hey bobby i got cash hot babes you come over to gold hill golf club i got anything you could
00:25:52ever want
00:25:53i can't pay you cash or an advancement but i can offer you 50 stake in the august golf club
00:26:00if you'll still have us i heard golf clubs going bankrupt dude every check you get's gonna bounce
00:26:06come on don't be stupid just give me the word it's all yours
00:26:15tuition 70k a year
00:26:24i just mowed the lawn i don't need much in life
00:26:32i'll represent august qualifications next week my heart's racing what's going on you old bastard
00:26:41you're gonna regret this hey aren't you forgetting something what are you talking about our bets
00:26:49you're forfeiting right my brother kane carter he's the grand champ your little amateur ass are you
00:26:57sure you want it doesn't matter who it is a bet's a bet
00:27:06you bastard you're gonna regret this men honor their words dogs run with their tails
00:27:13all stuck between their legs what are you little boy you motherfucker mark my words you motherfuckers
00:27:20are gonna regret this come on girls
00:27:32you lost to a ground speaker a loser who picks up balls
00:27:38it was a fluke if you just give me another chance i'll do
00:27:43useless the golden hill club does not tolerate excuses from losers
00:27:47you better not film me again in the qualification match
00:27:59i don't know the golf's always been in my family
00:28:03but it wasn't until the legendary lion that i really took notice
00:28:08i can't believe he's been retired for six years already
00:28:11you still think about him
00:28:17i don't know
00:28:19do you want me to still think about him
00:28:30do you want me to still think about him
00:28:37come on
00:28:39come on where
00:28:40we're leaving
00:28:44you're drunk
00:28:46i'm taking you home
00:28:48party pooper
00:28:51such a gentleman
00:28:55i'm so thirsty
00:28:57i'll get you some water
00:28:58thank you
00:29:00thank you
00:29:14thank you
00:29:16thank you
00:29:16thank you
00:29:18i've been driving
00:29:27no compromising
00:29:29I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:29:41Mia, you're drunk.
00:29:43Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:46Mm-hmm.
00:30:23I had a little fun last night.
00:30:29I had fun, too. A lot of fun.
00:30:36Good afternoon.
00:30:38My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:30:43On behalf of the Gophers Association,
00:30:46I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open press conference.
00:30:5450 players with the top all-time rankings
00:30:58will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:31:01But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings
00:31:04with something special.
00:31:07This AI-powered golf ball can scan your swing ID
00:31:12and match to your rank.
00:31:16Now, who's up first?
00:31:20Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:22I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:31:31Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:33Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:35Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:31:36You think you'll beat us all?
00:31:38Be my guest.
00:31:40Okay.
00:31:40Let's try to help us from a measure of level.
00:31:54Yeah.
00:31:59Nice, man. Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:01Absolutely, we are.
00:32:02It's done.
00:32:03Enough wasted my time.
00:32:05By the way,
00:32:06only reason I let you two go first
00:32:08so that everybody here
00:32:09is aware of how under-ranked you are.
00:32:16This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:32:19What are you doing here?
00:32:21You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:22You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:24Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:32:27Okay.
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:30Sit back.
00:32:32You'll see my rank.
00:32:33Hey, get this.
00:32:35I want a close-up on his face
00:32:37while I crush him on my heel.
00:32:51I want a close-up on his face
00:33:09He's 15th.
00:33:10Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast.
00:33:13Pretty much.
00:33:14I don't cry, though.
00:33:15It's okay.
00:33:16You may lose the me,
00:33:17but all of you are better than him.
00:33:22You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:23The best you've got is dead last.
00:33:25You know what, Tyler?
00:33:26Shut up.
00:33:27August is not going to be dead last.
00:33:28Just mark my words.
00:33:29Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:33:32He's ranked 15th.
00:33:34He's a nobody.
00:33:35Wow.
00:33:37That's something coming from the Gardner.
00:33:39Do you even know what it means
00:33:40to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:33:43Gardner?
00:33:43The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper
00:33:45to the U.S. Open.
00:33:46The hell?
00:33:47Yeah, she sure did.
00:33:48I think he should be disqualified.
00:33:50All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:52All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:54Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:33:57Everyone deserves a shot.
00:33:58The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:34:01That's cute.
00:34:02August Golf Course honored
00:34:03crashed the press conference
00:34:04to throw a tantrum.
00:34:05And she did.
00:34:06Golf club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:09Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:34:26Trashy people like you
00:34:27deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:34:32I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:34:36What do you think you're doing?
00:34:38Ice here, kid.
00:34:39You're not going to want to miss this.
00:34:47This is my rating.
00:35:06Six years ago, you retired.
00:35:09Vanished without a trace.
00:35:12Only leaving behind your legacy.
00:35:18Talented golfers.
00:35:19Right come and gone.
00:35:21Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:35:24He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:35:27Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:35:30We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:35:32The all-time number one.
00:35:37I guess he couldn't wait.
00:35:40To celebrate your comeback,
00:35:42I'm going to return all your trophies to you.
00:35:46Take these.
00:35:47Let's go.
00:35:49I'm a champ.
00:35:53What?
00:35:54Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:55According to the Govers Association rules,
00:35:58only the top ten golfers in the nation
00:36:00have their rank locked.
00:36:01That means he's one of the top ten golfers
00:36:04in the U.S.
00:36:05No, that can't be right.
00:36:07Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:09Cold hard facts.
00:36:10I guess the whole world's going to know
00:36:12that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark.
00:36:15And no bites.
00:36:19Quickly, to the press conference.
00:36:21And bring the trophies.
00:36:23All of them.
00:36:24I want the world to know
00:36:26that the Roaring Lion has returned.
00:36:31Wait.
00:36:33There's an explanation for this.
00:36:34He's not a pro golfer.
00:36:36So he's probably not even registered.
00:36:38Yeah, that explains it.
00:36:39How would a failing club like the Obagust
00:36:40have a top ten player with him?
00:36:42Well, if I'm just an amateur
00:36:44and you lost to me,
00:36:47what does that make you?
00:36:48You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:36:50You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:36:53We have the right to unlock it.
00:36:55If you get on your knees right now,
00:36:56I might let you go.
00:36:59Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:37:01Well, go ahead. Unlock it.
00:37:03I'm not going to stop you
00:37:04from humiliating yourself.
00:37:06Go, boys.
00:37:08You're going to regret that.
00:37:10Get ready, folks.
00:37:11This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:37:24What?
00:37:26He's not just in the top ten.
00:37:28He's the best in the country?
00:37:30That means he's ranked higher
00:37:32than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:37:34How?
00:37:35Could it be?
00:37:38No, that can't be right.
00:37:41There's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:37:43He's got a point.
00:37:44Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner
00:37:45lying, raking leaves?
00:37:47No way.
00:37:47Thank goodness.
00:37:48You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:37:51You just had one lucky stroke.
00:37:53You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:37:55This golf tournament's for pros,
00:37:57not no amateurs like you.
00:37:59Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:00That's not up to you.
00:38:02That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:38:05Miss Wilson,
00:38:06as the vice president of the association,
00:38:08there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:11Tyler,
00:38:12should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:14I knew you,
00:38:15making you my VP
00:38:16was the best decision I could make.
00:38:21You're on their side?
00:38:23Oh, don't act shocked.
00:38:25It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:38:26I know your little backwater club
00:38:28don't even know what that is.
00:38:31I think we should get them out of here.
00:38:33An unranked opportunist like yourself
00:38:35doesn't deserve to golf
00:38:37with pros like Tyler.
00:38:40On behalf of the Golfers Association,
00:38:43I'm revoking your entry
00:38:44into the U.S. Open.
00:38:45You bastards.
00:38:47I'm reporting you
00:38:48to the president of the association.
00:38:50Gabriel would never stand
00:38:51for this blatant nepotism.
00:38:53The chairman?
00:38:54That old man is busy
00:38:55drinking tea in his office.
00:38:57Don't bother him
00:38:58with your petty drama.
00:39:00Empetism's a big word for you, man.
00:39:02You think Gabriel gives a shit
00:39:04about your little shitty club?
00:39:06He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:08Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:09I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:39:11Make sure they're gone.
00:39:12I don't want them crawling back.
00:39:14This is my turn!
00:39:20This is my turn!
00:39:27Hands off!
00:39:32That's the bus the chairman had
00:39:33custom-made for Lion.
00:39:35No one's ever seen it.
00:39:37Why did he bring it today?
00:39:38The Riders, President's Cup, Masters,
00:39:41the Open, the PGA Tour,
00:39:43they're all Grand Slam trophies,
00:39:45and there's multiple?
00:39:46Mr. Chairman,
00:39:48what are you doing here?
00:39:50I'm here to remind everyone
00:39:51that the Open is run
00:39:54by the Golfers Association,
00:39:57not Golden Hills.
00:39:58Mr. Chairman,
00:40:00these two crashed the press conference.
00:40:02I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:40:05The trash?
00:40:09How dare you?
00:40:11Do you have no idea
00:40:12who he is?
00:40:14Are you serious right now?
00:40:16Well, you're forgetting
00:40:17who makes your paychecks.
00:40:19Oh!
00:40:20Oh, my goodness!
00:40:21Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:25He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:40:28Mr. Hale,
00:40:29there's a bug in the system.
00:40:31He's not even in the rankings.
00:40:33He's a nobody.
00:40:34A nobody!
00:40:35So all these trophies he won
00:40:38mean nothing to you?
00:40:40All these trophies belong to him.
00:40:43That's impossible.
00:40:45He's done the impossible
00:40:46time and time again.
00:40:48All these trophies belong to him
00:40:50and to him alone.
00:40:52He is the legendary golfer.
00:41:01The legendary golfer.
00:41:03Sir,
00:41:05I need to talk to you
00:41:07in private.
00:41:10What is he hiding from me?
00:41:14Look,
00:41:15I'd appreciate it
00:41:17if you kept my identity a secret.
00:41:19Eleanor's still young
00:41:20and I don't want the press
00:41:22hounding her.
00:41:24I am so sorry, Claire.
00:41:26I wasn't there for you.
00:41:27I was chasing trophies and wins
00:41:30and I should have been
00:41:30by your side.
00:41:33I promise.
00:41:34I will not do the same thing
00:41:36to our daughter.
00:41:41I've been waiting for this moment
00:41:42for so long.
00:41:45I understand.
00:41:46I can keep your secret.
00:41:48Thanks.
00:41:49Here we go.
00:41:55After a thorough review,
00:41:57we have discovered
00:41:58that there is indeed
00:41:59a bug in our ranking system.
00:42:03Since we cannot guarantee ranks,
00:42:06all golfers will now be required
00:42:08to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:10and then immediately go into the final qualifier.
00:42:15Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:42:24What?
00:42:25I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:42:27We don't need some AI system
00:42:29to prove that
00:42:30and you have no right
00:42:31to disqualify me.
00:42:32I am the president
00:42:33of the Golf Association
00:42:35and the host
00:42:36of the U.S. Open.
00:42:38I do have that right.
00:42:40You old bastard.
00:42:41You're making a mistake
00:42:42making an enemy
00:42:43of the Golden Hills Golf Club
00:42:44over this nobody?
00:42:45Enough.
00:42:47You and your golf club
00:42:48have been a menace
00:42:49to the golf society
00:42:51for far too long.
00:42:53You have no authority here.
00:42:57Take them out of this.
00:42:59You can't do this.
00:42:59You can't do this.
00:43:00You reckless bastard.
00:43:02As for you,
00:43:04the Golf Association
00:43:06has no room
00:43:07for a Golden Hills
00:43:08simpering lapdog.
00:43:11You're fired.
00:43:12You can fire me.
00:43:13I am the vice president.
00:43:16You can't fucking fire me,
00:43:18you fat man.
00:43:21I have heard
00:43:22that Golden Hills
00:43:24has been experimenting
00:43:24with an AI
00:43:25neurochip implant.
00:43:27Now this gives their golfers
00:43:29expert calculations.
00:43:32Just watch out.
00:43:33I wouldn't worry about that.
00:43:35I chose to come back.
00:43:37I'm ready for anything.
00:43:39Come what may.
00:43:53All right.
00:43:55You can open your eyes.
00:43:57Oh my.
00:44:00Oh my.
00:44:01Oh my.
00:44:03So you want to guess
00:44:04what I got you
00:44:05for your birthday?
00:44:06I don't know.
00:44:08But I do know
00:44:09that I'm going to love it
00:44:11because it's a present
00:44:12from Daddy.
00:44:17Daddy,
00:44:18is this all for me?
00:44:20It's just like my drawing.
00:44:21Yep.
00:44:22It's all yours, sweetie.
00:44:26Oh,
00:44:28I can't forget this.
00:44:35Perfect.
00:44:37My princess,
00:44:39may I have the first dance?
00:44:41Yes.
00:45:01Mirror,
00:45:02mirror on the wall,
00:45:03who's the prettiest princess
00:45:05of them all?
00:45:07Why, it's you,
00:45:08my pretty little princess,
00:45:10Eleanor.
00:45:10Wait, Daddy.
00:45:11I've got you a present.
00:45:14This is my lucky bracelet.
00:45:17I made it at school.
00:45:18Miss Maya says wearing it
00:45:20means good things will happen.
00:45:22Daddy,
00:45:23you're going to be
00:45:23the bestest golf player ever.
00:45:26I'll be cheering for you.
00:45:27And I know Mommy will too.
00:45:29I never wanted Eleanor
00:45:31to worry about me,
00:45:32so I didn't tell her
00:45:32about the match.
00:45:33But it looks like
00:45:34she knew all along.
00:45:36Thank you, sweetie.
00:45:39I promise
00:45:40I'm going to get you
00:45:42everything you ever wanted.
00:45:49Welcome, everybody,
00:45:50to the final qualifying round
00:45:51for the U.S. Open,
00:45:52which is also known as
00:45:54Golf's Longest Day.
00:45:56Today's going to be
00:45:56a 36-hole round,
00:45:57which means only the top 50 players
00:46:00will advance to the final round.
00:46:01So,
00:46:02good luck.
00:46:03Yeah!
00:46:04Let's do this!
00:46:25Whoa!
00:46:26Oh, dear!
00:46:26Whoa!
00:46:27Jim, that was incredible.
00:46:48You won.
00:46:52We won.
00:46:54Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:46:55We've got to celebrate.
00:46:56Let's party,
00:46:57drink it up,
00:46:58you know,
00:46:58come on!
00:46:59Oh, wait, Jake,
00:47:00we have dinner with Dad
00:47:00tonight, remember?
00:47:01Oh, no!
00:47:02Disgusting!
00:47:03He just wants you there.
00:47:04He's trying to marry you off
00:47:05to that stupid piece of shit,
00:47:07Henry.
00:47:08I bet he's going to be
00:47:09there tonight, too.
00:47:10Yeah, I know,
00:47:10and I've had enough.
00:47:12It's time I end this.
00:47:22Lion,
00:47:23you've finally returned.
00:47:30For the past six years,
00:47:32I've torn through the competition,
00:47:34but those old-timers
00:47:35still insist
00:47:36that it is because
00:47:37you paved the way.
00:47:38No matter how many titles
00:47:39I win,
00:47:40your legacy
00:47:41hangs over my head,
00:47:42hangs over every single
00:47:43trophy,
00:47:44like a thorn
00:47:45digging deeper
00:47:45into my side,
00:47:47but I'll perute myself.
00:47:52When I'm implanted
00:47:53with this chip,
00:47:54everyone will be forced
00:47:56to know the truth,
00:47:57that I am the greatest golfer
00:47:59in the world.
00:48:03I agreed to help me
00:48:04eschew off that trust fund brat
00:48:05by pretending to be
00:48:07her boyfriend tonight.
00:48:18Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:48:19It's a pleasure
00:48:20to meet you, sir.
00:48:22God, Mid,
00:48:23you just drag
00:48:23any bum off the street,
00:48:25you dare
00:48:26show your face here?
00:48:28Dad,
00:48:29you be nice.
00:48:30This is the hero
00:48:31I told you about
00:48:32that saved our golf club.
00:48:51everyone,
00:48:53this is Henry Hale.
00:48:56His father
00:48:57is the president
00:48:57of the Golfers Association.
00:49:00Golf
00:49:00is in their blood.
00:49:02Just the type
00:49:03of family
00:49:04that my daughter
00:49:05should
00:49:06marry into.
00:49:10Henry, is it?
00:49:12Yep.
00:49:13Midas told me
00:49:14so much about you.
00:49:15You're Gabriel's kid.
00:49:16You act nothing like him.
00:49:18What would you know
00:49:18about my father?
00:49:19Nothing.
00:49:20He's just some broke bum
00:49:21that pulls weeds
00:49:22at our golf course.
00:49:27Mia,
00:49:28are you serious?
00:49:30You brought the help home?
00:49:33So humiliating.
00:49:35Yeah,
00:49:36what is he doing here?
00:49:38To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:41Oh,
00:49:42Mia has good taste.
00:49:43I'm sure she'll
00:49:44know someone's right for her.
00:49:46Watch it, yard boy.
00:49:48His father runs
00:49:48a U.S. Open.
00:49:49With one phone call,
00:49:51he can have
00:49:52you disqualified.
00:49:53Everybody,
00:49:54let's not waste
00:49:55our time on this loser.
00:49:56Our food's getting cold.
00:49:57Let's go eat.
00:50:02Here, please.
00:50:03Allow me.
00:50:12Oh,
00:50:13that reminds me,
00:50:13Mr. Collins.
00:50:14You have to try
00:50:15one of these.
00:50:16I just had him
00:50:17flown in from Cuba today.
00:50:19Really good Arbanos.
00:50:20Oh,
00:50:21now we're talking.
00:50:22Real Cuban,
00:50:23huh?
00:50:24Mm-hmm.
00:50:27There you go.
00:50:29Excellent taste,
00:50:30young man.
00:50:33Okay,
00:50:34can we not smoke
00:50:34at the table,
00:50:35please?
00:50:36I got a beard.
00:50:38Yeah,
00:50:38real mature.
00:50:42We should really try
00:50:43this meal.
00:50:44Our chef
00:50:44needs special.
00:50:56I'm sorry,
00:50:57man.
00:50:57I mistook that
00:50:57for an ashtray.
00:50:58Okay,
00:50:59that's enough.
00:51:00Stop disrespecting
00:51:01my guest.
00:51:04Don't worry about it.
00:51:06I'm sure they'll see
00:51:07a new side of me
00:51:08soon enough.
00:51:09I brought a gift.
00:51:23Ew,
00:51:24what is this?
00:51:26Sounds like
00:51:26shiny scrap metal.
00:51:28I bet it's all junk.
00:51:31Henry,
00:51:32show this schmuck
00:51:34what a real gift
00:51:35looks like.
00:51:35Yes,
00:51:36yes.
00:51:36Thank you for the
00:51:37reminder,
00:51:37my friend.
00:51:41Well,
00:51:41Mia,
00:51:42I knew you grew
00:51:43up idolizing Lion,
00:51:44so I wanted
00:51:45to do something
00:51:45special.
00:51:47I got you this.
00:51:49This is Lion's
00:51:50old tour card.
00:51:52It took me ages
00:51:53to get it out
00:51:53of my father's
00:51:54collection.
00:51:55That would go
00:51:56for millions
00:51:57at Sotheby's.
00:51:58Henry,
00:51:59this is very
00:52:00sweet of you,
00:52:02but it's
00:52:03far too valuable.
00:52:04I can't
00:52:06accept it.
00:52:08This is incredibly
00:52:09rare.
00:52:11What are you
00:52:12sparking about
00:52:12over there,
00:52:13huh?
00:52:14Worried about
00:52:14that little trash
00:52:15bag that you
00:52:15brought in comparison?
00:52:17Admit it,
00:52:17loser,
00:52:18you are jealous
00:52:19because you
00:52:19could never
00:52:20afford a gift
00:52:21like that.
00:52:27Why don't
00:52:27we make a bet?
00:52:29All right,
00:52:30I'm listening.
00:52:32if my gift
00:52:33is more
00:52:34valuable than
00:52:35yours,
00:52:36you have to
00:52:37lick this
00:52:37plate clean.
00:52:40Cigar
00:52:40ash and all.
00:52:42Hmph.
00:52:49What a
00:52:50coincidence.
00:52:52Looks like I
00:52:53want to give
00:52:53Mia
00:52:54a Lion's
00:52:55tour card
00:52:55too.
00:52:58but not
00:52:59just one.
00:53:03Ten.
00:53:05Whoa.
00:53:06What?
00:53:08That's
00:53:09impossible.
00:53:09You're just a
00:53:10washed up loser.
00:53:11Like, how is that
00:53:12possible?
00:53:14Well, looks like
00:53:15you lost.
00:53:16Eat up.
00:53:17Jeez.
00:53:18Have I been
00:53:19getting this all
00:53:19wrong?
00:53:20I gotta make
00:53:21a phone call.
00:53:25He's got ten
00:53:26points.
00:53:28Wait!
00:53:29Guys, we almost
00:53:30fell for this
00:53:31dude's trick.
00:53:32I just talked to
00:53:33my father.
00:53:34Apparently, there's
00:53:34hundreds of those
00:53:35things going around
00:53:36that are all fake.
00:53:37The only way you can
00:53:38even tell is if you
00:53:39put them against a
00:53:40fire and then the
00:53:41little lion's head
00:53:42will pop up.
00:53:43And let's be
00:53:44honest.
00:53:45These are
00:53:46certainly fake.
00:53:48And now, guess
00:53:49what?
00:53:50My dad's on his
00:53:51way and we're
00:53:52going to bust
00:53:52you as the
00:53:53con man that
00:53:53you are.
00:53:54You pissed off
00:53:55the president?
00:53:57You are so
00:53:58screwed.
00:54:00How dare you
00:54:01bring fakes
00:54:02into my house?
00:54:03So you all think
00:54:04these cards are
00:54:05fake?
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:08Well, I believe
00:54:09Bobby.
00:54:10I don't think
00:54:11he'd lie to me.
00:54:12Well, why talk
00:54:14about it?
00:54:15Let's put it
00:54:15to the test.
00:54:16Wait, no.
00:54:17You can't
00:54:17destroy those.
00:54:19That's part of
00:54:19Lion's legacy.
00:54:20That's a
00:54:21disrespected
00:54:21golf itself.
00:54:27Wait, no.
00:54:28You can't
00:54:28destroy those.
00:54:29That's part of
00:54:30Lion's legacy.
00:54:31It'd be an
00:54:31insult to golf
00:54:32itself.
00:54:33Oh, my God,
00:54:34Mia.
00:54:34Why are you
00:54:35believing this
00:54:35guy?
00:54:36I'm doing us
00:54:37all a favor by
00:54:37destroying these.
00:54:38I'm calling him
00:54:39out for having a
00:54:40scam.
00:54:46What's going on
00:54:47here?
00:54:48What if that card
00:54:49actually is real?
00:54:51Fire test gold.
00:54:54Adversity test men.
00:54:55Ew.
00:54:58You lying
00:54:59con artist.
00:55:00I'm sick of your
00:55:01parlor tricks.
00:55:02Get on your knees,
00:55:03admit these are fake.
00:55:04Otherwise, I'm going to
00:55:05give you a glimpse
00:55:06into the depths of hell.
00:55:10Dad, this is who I was
00:55:12telling you about.
00:55:13This is the con man.
00:55:17Ow.
00:55:18You idiot.
00:55:19What do you think you're
00:55:21doing?
00:55:21Mr. Chairman, he was the
00:55:23one that brought the fakes.
00:55:24We had nothing to do with it.
00:55:28Fakes.
00:55:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:33These are the real deal.
00:55:35What?
00:55:38Fakes.
00:55:41No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:43These are the real deal.
00:55:45What?
00:55:46Dad, what are you
00:55:47talking about?
00:55:48Are you senile?
00:55:49Like, those can't be real.
00:55:51Ow.
00:55:52Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:53Wait a minute.
00:55:54If those cards are real,
00:55:56then he, he's lying.
00:56:00I apologize for
00:56:01interrupting your family
00:56:02dinner.
00:56:03I'll be cutting up
00:56:04all of his credit cards
00:56:05again, and he will be
00:56:07grounded until hopefully
00:56:09he learns his lesson.
00:56:10What?
00:56:10Let's go.
00:56:11Your mother's in the car.
00:56:12Ow.
00:56:13Ow.
00:56:14It's a person.
00:56:15Ow.
00:56:16We almost destroyed
00:56:18those precious treasures.
00:56:21We didn't mean to.
00:56:22It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:26Well, it looks like
00:56:28dinner's finished to me.
00:56:30Let's go for a walk.
00:56:31That sounds nice.
00:56:34It'd be good to get
00:56:35some fresh air
00:56:36away from this stench.
00:56:46Sorry you had to deal
00:56:47with my family back there.
00:56:49Don't worry about it.
00:56:51I just didn't want
00:56:52our first date
00:56:52to end sour.
00:56:54Hmm.
00:56:58Is that your wife?
00:57:07Yes.
00:57:09She passed in labor.
00:57:12I'm sorry.
00:57:14I know what it's like
00:57:16to lose someone you love.
00:57:18Never gets easier.
00:57:20I want you to know
00:57:22that I'm not trying
00:57:23to replace anybody.
00:57:25I just
00:57:27want to be by your side.
00:57:45Stay here, Mia.
00:57:47Be careful.
00:57:49Hey, bitch.
00:57:50Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:57:52Hey, baby.
00:57:55Bobby, watch out.
00:58:04Hey!
00:58:08Let her go, Tyler.
00:58:14Bobby!
00:58:18I thought you were
00:58:18going to go down
00:58:19swinging.
00:58:22Those are cute.
00:58:24Those are my daughters.
00:58:27See that?
00:58:29It's what you get
00:58:30for going against me,
00:58:31you son of a bitch.
00:58:35It's time to go
00:58:35join your wife in hell.
00:58:41Fuck!
00:58:42Come on, boys.
00:58:43You got lucky this time,
00:58:44motherfucker.
00:58:45Next time I see you,
00:58:46it's going to be your last!
00:58:48Okay.
00:58:50My hand.
00:58:52I think it's broken.
00:58:54Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:58:57Let's go.
00:59:06Wait, don't move.
00:59:09Not until the doctor
00:59:11says what's wrong.
00:59:13I have an inch.
00:59:15down there.
00:59:16My hands are...
00:59:18Okay, well,
00:59:18let me itch it for you.
00:59:23Is it right here?
00:59:30How's that feel?
00:59:31That's amazing.
00:59:33Is that it?
00:59:34Oh, yeah.
00:59:35That's so good.
00:59:37That's amazing.
00:59:39That's amazing.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:42Oh, yes.
00:59:44What's Daddy doing?
00:59:47Eleanor!
00:59:49Daddy!
00:59:50Hey.
00:59:51Oh.
00:59:52Oh.
00:59:52I'm sorry.
00:59:53It's okay.
00:59:53It's okay.
00:59:54It's okay.
00:59:54Hey, Doc.
00:59:55Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:56Well, Mr. Woods' right hand suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:00He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
01:00:05Six weeks?
01:00:07What about the U.S. Open?
01:00:09You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
01:00:15I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:16I missed you, too.
01:00:18Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:18What are you doing?
01:00:19You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:00:22I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:00:24I'll pop Oxy if I have to.
01:00:27Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:30What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:00:32You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:35Four hours is plenty.
01:00:37I'll win.
01:00:38For you and me.
01:00:40It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:00:46Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:00:49The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:53The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:55This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:00The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:01:06It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:01:10Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:17What?
01:01:18What?
01:01:19Wait, Bobby.
01:01:20Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary lion.
01:01:24He's a grand slam champion.
01:01:26He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:28And now that the lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:31Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury, but his right hand, is it really going to be okay?
01:01:55You're old news, loser.
01:01:57Still living out your old grand slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:01Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:02:04Feisty.
01:02:05I like it.
01:02:06You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm going to find something to shove down your throat to shut
01:02:10you up.
01:02:11It's a fucking gross.
01:02:11Enough.
01:02:12This is a waste of time.
01:02:14While lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:02:24You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:32You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:39I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:43I will show them, once and for all, who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:03:10Incredible.
01:03:11The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with near robotic precision.
01:03:18They're all playing way above their level.
01:03:20It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path.
01:03:27Man, oh man.
01:03:29This AI, it's incredible. It's our secret weapon.
01:03:32This has-been, he can't beat us. He's done for.
01:03:43Can he do it?
01:03:53This is your grandson here? He's better off as my caddy.
01:03:57Don't push yourself. You can't play like this.
01:04:01Don't worry about it. I'm not gonna miss my next shot.
01:04:11All right, well, you focus on swinging. I'll take care of the rocks.
01:04:38I'm not going to miss my next shot.
01:04:39Hey, are you okay?
01:04:42how's the leaderboard
01:04:44there you go
01:04:45good job today
01:04:47let's find out
01:04:50oh
01:04:51thank god
01:04:52we made it to the finals
01:04:53I'm still way behind
01:04:55to win this game
01:04:56I have to catch up quickly
01:04:59game's just begun
01:05:20Mia
01:05:22where are you
01:05:24hey do you need something
01:05:25I tried to grab my towel
01:05:27but my wrist still hurts
01:05:30oh yeah hold on
01:05:34can you massage it please
01:05:36the ferocious lion
01:05:38needs some help
01:05:41where does that hurt
01:05:45right here
01:06:00the finals are tomorrow
01:06:02I don't want you to overexert yourself
01:06:04tonight
01:06:06you're mine
01:06:28I brought you your luckiest charm
01:06:30for your big day
01:06:34Eleanor is here to root for you
01:06:38a good luck kiss for daddy
01:06:39now you're gonna win today
01:06:41because you always say
01:06:43I'm the luckiest thing
01:06:44that ever happened to you
01:07:01four hours
01:07:02I need to finish before noon
01:07:20what's going on
01:07:22loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag
01:07:30it's
01:07:32wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper into the bunker
01:07:36what are they trying to do
01:07:39that's the game plan
01:07:41the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in
01:07:44he's forced to play an impossible lie
01:07:52we're completely dug in
01:07:54what are we gonna do
01:07:58just give it up old man
01:07:59according to our calculations
01:08:01it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke
01:08:05the mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:08:07there's no way these guys are this precise
01:08:10they must be playing dirty
01:08:15you planted microchips in your arm
01:08:18so what if we did
01:08:19all your experience is nothing compared to AI
01:08:30you want a hint
01:08:32the AI has calculated millions of possibilities
01:08:35and it's come up with one conclusion
01:08:37you lose
01:08:39AI's never wrong
01:08:41you're so screwed
01:08:44dude
01:08:45just accept it
01:08:47you're a washed up retiree
01:08:49you can't be cold hard facts
01:08:51don't you understand that
01:08:52it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:08:57leave it to me
01:09:17how the hell
01:09:19no
01:09:20that goes against all common sense and calculations
01:09:23it's impossible
01:09:30see he landed back in the bunker
01:09:32he still needs two strokes
01:09:35that fossil doesn't understand that AI
01:09:37it runs the world now
01:09:41Bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole
01:09:44just to tie with Kane
01:09:45shit Mia
01:09:47we're done for
01:09:48looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:09:51the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:09:54it's your biggest mistake
01:09:55making it in the hole from the bunker
01:09:57nobody can do that
01:10:01wait on the green
01:10:02something's moving
01:10:07wait
01:10:08that's my ball
01:10:12did he just
01:10:14ooh
01:10:15so close
01:10:16but looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:10:20it's okay guys
01:10:22even if August golf club goes down
01:10:24we'll stick together like family
01:10:26our cutting edge AI implant chips
01:10:30have exactly what we need
01:10:32to get in your way
01:10:33win
01:10:35in your dreams
01:10:37our AI's calculated your chances
01:10:39and guess what
01:10:40it's a 100% chance you lose
01:10:42what's this?
01:10:51I can't believe my eyes
01:10:53the ball's still moving
01:10:56look alive boys
01:10:58I'm still in play
01:11:05it sucks
01:11:08a pathetic old man
01:11:10challenging hard facts and data
01:11:12it's impossible
01:11:13yeah he must really be embarrassed huh
01:11:33I knew you could do it
01:11:38our cutting edge AI didn't see that path
01:11:41how did you?
01:11:42nah you know what man
01:11:43it's gotta be a bug or something
01:11:45right?
01:11:46I mean
01:11:46there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI
01:11:50it's not a bug
01:11:51he took the path that AI
01:11:53considered to be impossible
01:11:55and he did it in one stroke
01:11:57he's done what AI thought to be
01:11:59beyond human ability
01:12:02a free lesson for you
01:12:04all the cold hard data in the world
01:12:06can't compete with years of experience
01:12:08on the golf course
01:12:11it's gonna be a long time
01:12:12before you beat me
01:12:14so all your little microchips
01:12:16won't win
01:12:19now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:12:22Bobby and Kane are tied for first
01:12:24you know what this means
01:12:25a sudden death rap
01:12:27whoever wins will move on to the next
01:12:32let's go boys
01:12:39what's wrong
01:12:43the painkillers have worn off haven't they
01:12:45don't worry
01:12:46I'll put Kane in this place soon enough
01:13:04let's go
01:13:05let's go
01:13:05come on now
01:13:12you've held out long enough old man
01:13:14it's time to end your legacy lion
01:13:23damn it
01:13:24painkillers worn off
01:13:38next is full 10
01:13:39535 yards
01:13:41at par 4
01:13:42Kane Carter is up next
01:13:51just give up
01:13:52the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:13:55not wrinkly old deadweights
01:13:57you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:11what the hell are you looking at old man
01:14:13the flag's all the way over there
01:14:15just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:14:17disappear?
01:14:18there's not a cloud in sight
01:14:20you really are crazy
01:14:22my experience doesn't lie
01:14:36you're screwed up
01:14:38even the great lion can't come back from his eyes
01:14:41chin up old man
01:14:42you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:14:45for good
01:14:46daddy
01:14:47a lucky magic spell for you
01:14:49I know you can do it
01:14:51you got this
01:14:55soon
01:14:57soon?
01:14:57soon what?
01:14:59are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:00I mean I guess you probably should
01:15:02because it's going to take an act of God for you to win this
01:15:05anything less than that trophy is mine
01:15:07a miracle?
01:15:09miracles are for the unprepared
01:15:23the sun
01:15:24the sun
01:15:24it actually disappeared
01:15:36fine
01:15:37at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:50nice shot bud
01:15:51bummer
01:15:51nerdy
01:15:53yes
01:15:54Kane slipped up
01:15:56Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:15:59then he's tied with Kane
01:16:00it's for another round
01:16:02got this daddy
01:16:03god
01:16:06at his time it's going to be the total eclipse
01:16:07how's he going to swing in total darkness?
01:16:09this is beyond lion's top records
01:16:11even at his peak
01:16:13plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:16:15you can keep dreaming bud
01:16:18now it's Bobby's turn
01:16:20he's looking rough
01:16:21we believe in you Bobby
01:16:22you got this
01:16:29wait
01:16:30Bobby's not angling for the saves
01:16:32he's aiming for the flash
01:16:33he's swinging for the win
01:16:35I tell you what
01:16:36I'll sweeten it
01:16:38you pull off this miracle
01:16:39I'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:42and I'll hand it to August
01:16:48August doesn't want your club
01:16:50your reputation is trash
01:16:54and you
01:16:57I'll go beyond
01:16:58I'll beat the old me
01:17:00after this shot
01:17:01August's name will echo across America
01:17:06now watch this drive
01:17:18you
01:17:21you
01:17:32you
01:17:34you
01:17:41Fly, golf ball, fly! Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:04How did he do this?
01:18:13Oh my God!
01:18:18No! I lost!
01:18:21He crushed me!
01:18:23How could Kane lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:29Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:18:33Folks, did you see this?
01:18:35He managed to beat Kane Carter with an injured right hand!
01:18:38He's back, folks!
01:18:40The Ghost, the Lion, Bobby Woods!
01:18:49The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:59I didn't do this for me.
01:19:03I did it for all of us.
01:19:05For August Golf Club!
01:19:07Woo!
01:19:10You cheated!
01:19:12This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:19:15You were taking pills.
01:19:17I saw it with my own two eyes. You were doping!
01:19:22No. The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:27You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:30I can prove it!
01:19:37The doping you saw?
01:19:39Painkillers.
01:19:40Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:44Legal, approved by the association, and cleared prior to competition.
01:19:49It's all documented right here.
01:19:53You...
01:19:54You're on his team.
01:19:55You're in on it.
01:19:57Oh, and, uh, as far as your crimes go,
01:19:59I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:06I have evidence.
01:20:08How about you?
01:20:12I have evidence.
01:20:15Do you?
01:20:18This is enough to arrest you,
01:20:19and investigate your little club.
01:20:22Come on, punch you, motherfucker.
01:20:25Lion, you finally returned reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:36A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:20:39But I did for my daughter.
01:20:41And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:48Stay.
01:20:49We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:54Please, stay!
01:20:56Stay!
01:21:02Eleanor, Daddy has a lot of money now,
01:21:04and I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:08I'm staying with you.
01:21:10I'm not golfing.
01:21:14Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:17I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:21:21You're amazing.
01:21:23I'm a big girl now.
01:21:26Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:28Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:36Okay.
01:21:38Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:21:42We're right.
01:21:46Amen.
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