00:00:12Welcome to the Texas Death Drippin' Movie.
00:00:15I'm Stoner Jesus, and we should get this out of the way now.
00:00:20You are all going to hell.
00:00:24Seriously, this stuff is pretty messed up.
00:00:27Enjoy the movie.
00:00:57I'm Stoner Jesus.
00:01:23I'm Stoner Jesus.
00:01:27Let's go to every great, so beautiful state of fucking Texas.
00:01:34Let's get it.
00:01:42Dude, I can't stand him.
00:01:45I mean, I hate everyone, but he, he's the worst.
00:01:51Fuck, Sid.
00:01:52You gotta be kidding me.
00:01:55It's, don't tell me, it's...
00:01:58Andy!
00:02:00Aloha, my brother!
00:02:02Captain, my captain.
00:02:13How's the swinging gentleman?
00:02:16So check it out.
00:02:17I pulled off the big score.
00:02:20It's, it's, it's an ass.
00:02:24Nice.
00:02:29Wait, let me see.
00:02:32Oh, yeah, that's a naked booty.
00:02:36Yep, and it's attached to my trip date.
00:02:39Sheena Starr, fucking internet and cosplay sensation, has over a million followers.
00:02:43Oh, wow.
00:02:47An online model.
00:02:49So rare.
00:02:50So lucky you are.
00:02:52I'm gonna be knee-deep in vagina hole while you're pulling on your joystick, bud.
00:03:05Oh, yes, it's left up here.
00:03:08GPS says we're close.
00:03:09All right.
00:03:31Don't worry, bud.
00:03:33Things get bad.
00:03:35I'll let you blow me.
00:03:37Thanks.
00:03:38You're the best.
00:03:50Poong-tang.
00:03:52Poong-tang for everybody.
00:04:07P, U, N, T, poong-tang.
00:04:11Poong-tang.
00:04:12P, U, P, U, N, T.
00:04:17A-N-G.
00:04:19Poong-tang, eh.
00:04:23Texas, here we come.
00:04:37Boogie!
00:04:41This one.
00:04:43Breeze and pussy.
00:04:46Breeze and pussy.
00:04:48Breeze and pussy.
00:04:51Wee pussy.
00:04:52Woo!
00:04:55Nice ass.
00:04:58Wee pussy.
00:05:00Wee pussy.
00:05:02Pussy.
00:05:04Wee pussy.
00:05:06Woo!
00:05:13Oh, Texas, you're gonna...
00:05:18Wee.
00:05:18Wee.
00:05:19Wait till we get there.
00:05:22Stone and Rock.
00:05:24Here we come.
00:05:27Stone and Rock on the foot.
00:05:31There.
00:05:34Stone and Rock!
00:05:35With...
00:05:36With...
00:05:37With...
00:05:37The one...
00:05:38And only...
00:05:41Merlin!
00:05:43That's who's gonna rock the fucking house, bitch.
00:05:47Merlin!
00:05:50Wee...
00:05:57B-I-M-B-O.
00:05:59B-I-M-B-O!
00:06:02B-I-M-B-O!
00:06:03B-I-M-B-O.
00:06:04B-I-M-B-O!
00:06:05BIMBOs!
00:06:06Woo!
00:06:12Texas, I hope you're ready for me, man.
00:06:14Because I am high fructose
00:06:17Porn syrup
00:06:18Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn
00:06:25Get this shit
00:07:11Welcome to the Love Band
00:07:14Chariot awaits
00:07:18You guys look like you just played rock, paper, scissors to see who gets to sit next to me
00:07:25Basically
00:07:32Don't just stare at it
00:08:01Oh, so I hope you guys don't mind
00:08:04I told my girl Teresa she could come along
00:08:17What's up, bitches?
00:08:19Hey, girl
00:08:28Who'd we say?
00:08:30Hey, girl
00:08:54Tonight, tonight, tonight
00:09:04Oh, Mama
00:09:05Mama, Mama
00:09:06Mama, you're gonna suck it to me
00:09:08Oh, you're gonna suck me
00:09:11Mama
00:09:12Mama, you're gonna suck it to me
00:09:14Mama
00:09:16Mama's gonna suck it to me
00:09:17Mama, gonna suck it to me
00:09:19Mama, gonna
00:09:19mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm suck it to me
00:09:24to me
00:09:25aaaaahhhhhh
00:09:27oop
00:09:27oop
00:09:30oop
00:09:31oop
00:09:33oooooh
00:09:34aaaaaahhh
00:09:35damn
00:09:36damn son
00:09:38turn me bum my ass on, what the f***
00:09:42oooooooh
00:09:43god
00:10:01Bologna, B-O-L-N-G-A-R.
00:10:08Or you're welcome.
00:10:22May I sing? Goddamn, you're even hotter in person.
00:10:29Yeah, Randy, yeah I am.
00:10:31Actually, it's Andy.
00:10:31Do you guys want to smoke a joint?
00:10:35Dude, she's hella cool.
00:11:02Dude, she's hella cool.
00:11:32Dude, she's hella cool.
00:11:37Fuck it.
00:11:39So, Sheena, like Joe Average that follows you gets to see her ass on the daily, right?
00:11:44Does that mean your Korean followers get to see her butthole?
00:11:49And how exactly does that work?
00:11:51Excuse you?
00:11:52Wow, this dude is trippin'.
00:11:55I'm sorry, hot chicks.
00:11:56I'm just curious.
00:11:57And I get really horny when I get stoned.
00:12:06We all do.
00:12:08Oh my god.
00:12:11Me too.
00:12:14Hashtag.
00:12:15Oh my god.
00:12:17Oh my god.
00:12:19Holy shit.
00:12:21And he has a double boner.
00:12:24This rules.
00:12:30Oh my god.
00:12:34Who's driving?
00:12:52So basically my Instagram blew up about a year ago and then I got into modeling and that's all I
00:12:57do full time now.
00:12:59So I'm good.
00:13:01Looks like her joint knocked you on your ass a little bit.
00:13:05Did you doze off?
00:13:07Andy?
00:13:08Are you alright?
00:13:09Are you kidding me right now, baby metal?
00:13:11Andy!
00:13:12Are you okay?
00:13:15Are you okay, Andy?
00:13:20Are you ready to party or what?
00:13:25I got us a little something for the festival.
00:13:28Whoa!
00:13:30Where'd you get that?
00:13:33Rodrigo.
00:13:34Your homie's a fun guy.
00:13:37Most people get the shits from shrooms.
00:13:40Just saying.
00:13:41God damn it!
00:13:42Told you to never talk to that scumbag again.
00:13:46Rodrigo's trash, dude-er.
00:13:49Damn.
00:13:50Straight betrayal.
00:13:53I heard he got this girl pregnant at my old school.
00:13:57He's cool.
00:13:58He's cool.
00:13:59No.
00:14:01He's kind of a scumbag.
00:14:02He's kind of a scumbag.
00:14:36I'll teach you about ergonomics.
00:14:43So, the Muppet comes to me for some candy.
00:14:48Yeah, I figured you knew where to score some shrooms.
00:14:52Shut the fuck up, pretty boy.
00:14:56You hear that?
00:14:58That's the sound of adventure.
00:15:02Yes, this will definitely make the trip trippier.
00:15:14You want a bump for the road?
00:15:17Oh no, no thanks.
00:15:27Malachi, I forgot you were here. I'm glad you're alive.
00:15:31What's going on here? Did I interrupt something kinky?
00:15:34He looks kind of young. R. Kelly?
00:15:39No, no dude. I'm just here to pass the end of the road.
00:15:46Drugs? You mean like Tide Pods?
00:15:50Nah, that's not my style, dawg.
00:16:01Oh my god, you're bad. Are you serious?
00:16:07Holy shit, dude.
00:16:10Oh, that's too much. Are you kidding me?
00:16:14Wow, you're such a good storyteller.
00:16:17Yes!
00:16:21Don't be throwing up on processed bullshit now, guys.
00:16:25I'm going to the first spot that's close so we can camp for the night.
00:16:28I'm making my famous bowl of chili.
00:16:33Who the fuck are we?
00:16:36A small town called...
00:16:39Dark Marsh.
00:16:4140 miles outside of Galveston.
00:16:44On your way to Houston.
00:16:48Google Maps ain't got shit on that.
00:16:55Ew, who's the creep playing pocket pool?
00:16:58You kids need to get in and get out and get to where you're going.
00:17:02It's very dangerous around here.
00:17:04I recommend not stopping until you reach the next range.
00:17:08Do you?
00:17:28I'm your ass, baby.
00:17:36I'm going to get out and get a new one.
00:27:49Hey guys, I got a video call.
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