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00:00:27Does he think I'm going to come running
00:00:28every time he snaps his fingers,
00:00:31like that little toy soldier of yours?
00:00:38Yes, it does seem strange.
00:00:40That's sure.
00:00:41But it's nice and solid.
00:00:46Well, I don't know about you, fellas,
00:00:48but I'd like to see Venus.
00:00:49Open number three and hit the beat.
00:00:52I'm going to shoot some game melodical.
00:00:58Venus, are you divine?
00:01:00Oui, monsieur.
00:01:01I just bet.
00:01:07And as for Ben,
00:01:09you'll have to track him down for me, won't you?
00:01:14He's a wild, too.
00:01:16Bad one.
00:01:17And the golden horse.
00:01:49So, that's it?
00:01:51You're just going to lie there?
00:01:54What should I be doing?
00:01:55I don't know, Charles.
00:01:56If it's really over,
00:01:57you should just get back out there.
00:01:59What are you talking about?
00:02:00I am getting back out there.
00:02:02You guys were so cute together.
00:02:05Can't there be some hope?
00:02:06No, because we're not doing hope today.
00:02:08All we're doing is packing her heavy-ass boxes,
00:02:11her heavy-ass law books,
00:02:13and her vinyl,
00:02:14and so many clothes.
00:02:18That's sad.
00:02:20Thanks.
00:02:22You're not going to tell me what went down?
00:02:24It's too long a story.
00:02:26But I am moving her car for her
00:02:28to prove I'm not such a monster.
00:02:29And I...
00:02:30Ayo!
00:02:31Oh, way too good to be true.
00:02:33It could be laundry day.
00:02:36So, you still just freelancing?
00:02:38Or what's up with your documentary?
00:02:41Nothing.
00:02:48God, you hear that?
00:02:50Yeah, I'm sure his neighbors are fighting again.
00:02:53What's their deal?
00:02:53I don't know.
00:02:54I mean, I think they got a kid.
00:02:56You don't know if your upstairs neighbors have a kid?
00:02:59Come on, dude.
00:02:59I think that's probably a sign
00:03:00you need to get out of your apartment.
00:03:02You know, for once.
00:03:05Yeah, I think I'm going to stay inside and feel sorry for myself all day.
00:03:12Plus, I have a deadline.
00:03:14And I'm waiting on EPS.
00:03:16And, and...
00:03:18I don't know if I were to fool.
00:03:20So now.
00:03:23So many excuses.
00:03:25You need to stop being such a shut-in.
00:03:27Yeah, whatever.
00:03:30Who's that?
00:03:31I guess it's an emergency at the hospital.
00:03:33You should probably go.
00:03:34You should too.
00:03:36Seriously, go get some air, dude.
00:03:39Okay.
00:03:39Duty calls.
00:03:40Yep.
00:03:41Yep.
00:03:42Me too.
00:03:42Uh, I'll call you back.
00:03:43Bye, Charlie.
00:03:43Bye, Charlie.
00:04:15hey hey here you go number eight extra guac horchata 15 bucks it went up yeah man avocados
00:04:24and blame the cartels oh cartels okay
00:04:30it's all i got man what about the lady who lives here we broke up it's too bad she used
00:04:37to tip i
00:04:38tip i just my heart's broken right now man and i must have spaced when i was getting cash so
00:04:44i'll
00:04:44make it up to you next time well what if it's not me next time what if it's the other
00:04:47guy i'll tell
00:04:49him to hook you up he's gonna keep it okay he's a dick excuse me please yes sir hey look
00:04:57i'm good
00:04:58for it man i'm i'll make it up to you i'm seriously i don't make a living wage how do
00:05:04you afford to
00:05:05live here sir damn it hey uh it's andre sticking your delivery guy not intentionally that's the tip
00:05:14good one my girlfriend and i we broke up so i didn't she left you she did but it was
00:05:21more mutual
00:05:22i asked her to leave so no shame she always signed for my packages and she seemed so fun
00:05:28i get it she was amazing yeah she was and she was very cute and uh oh well i gotta
00:05:36get these
00:05:36oysters on ice oh uh hey andre what is your favorite gardner st james movie oh the funny one with
00:05:48the
00:05:48you lousy bandit yeah that's it why is he uh no no not yet but uh that's a good one
00:05:55though
00:05:55mm-hmm
00:05:58lousy bandit
00:06:21lousy bandit
00:06:22hey hey man hey hey hey hey man hey hey hey man hey hey
00:06:25i got a tip hey come on dude i got a tip boom all right okay actually can i get
00:06:36a dollar back
00:06:37from that it's 25 tip man for a delivery come on enjoy your dollar thank you i will
00:06:46appreciate it
00:06:47appreciate it
00:06:48yeah okay
00:07:07just look right upstairs
00:07:12he says you have a beautiful city it's lovely it's our first time okay ciao
00:07:31no no no no no no no no come on man come on
00:08:03Hey, hey, you've got Neil.
00:08:06Hey, Neil, it's Charles.
00:08:10I kind of did a stupid thing.
00:08:12I locked myself out of my apartment.
00:08:14So, if you happen to have a set of spare keys that I hope, I hope I gave you, can
00:08:21you please
00:08:22call me back and let me know, because I am locked out of my apartment.
00:08:24I repeat, I'm locked out of my apartment.
00:08:27Man down.
00:08:28Call me back.
00:08:40Oh, God, the video.
00:08:43Oh, almost.
00:08:45Smiley face?
00:08:54Hey, leave a message for Tony, and if you're calling for go-go-go-ji energy juice, that
00:08:59is no longer a thing.
00:09:01Hey, Mr. Carabaggio.
00:09:03This is Charles.
00:09:05Hey, I'm in apartment two.
00:09:06Look, I'm sorry to bother you, but I locked myself out of my apartment by mistake, and
00:09:12I'm just wondering if you were in the neighborhood, if you could come by and let me in.
00:09:17This is Charles.
00:09:25Yeah, I locked myself out.
00:09:27Sucks.
00:09:52Yes?
00:09:53Yes?
00:09:54Hey, uh, it's Charles from two floors down.
00:09:57Who?
00:09:58Your fellow building inhabitant, Charles.
00:10:03Isha's ex.
00:10:04Look, I locked myself out.
00:10:06I was wondering if I could come up to your apartment and, um, climb out on your fire escape
00:10:11and go down and see if my window is open.
00:10:14Right now?
00:10:14Yeah, I, uh, really need to get back in, so.
00:10:20All right.
00:10:22Thank-thank you.
00:10:32Perfect.
00:10:37What now?
00:10:38Yeah, I have to be buzzed in, so that-
00:10:58Thank you so much.
00:11:00Andre, I'm sorry to bother you, and I hope that I'm not interrupting anything.
00:11:09Hey, guys.
00:11:10Hi.
00:11:12Charles, this is Soren and Sylvia Thorin from Oslo.
00:11:16Sore, Syl, this is Charles from, uh, downstairs.
00:11:20Hi.
00:11:21I'm Sylvia's.
00:11:22I'm-I'm Charles.
00:11:24I am Ch-I'm Charles.
00:11:29Yes, we're in a relationship.
00:11:32Swingers?
00:11:33If you want to phrase it inelegantly, sure.
00:11:36I'm sorry.
00:11:36That's right.
00:11:36That is my bad.
00:11:37And you're locked out, Mr. Charles?
00:11:39Yeah, I grabbed the wrong keys.
00:11:41I grabbed my girlfriend's car keys, so.
00:11:44And where is she?
00:11:45Uh, we broke up.
00:11:47Um, so I'm just moving her car until, um, I don't know what-
00:11:53Would you like to have some wine with us?
00:11:55An oyster?
00:11:56They are both soleil.
00:11:57Oh, well, if you-
00:11:58No, no, no, no, no.
00:12:00Charles is eager to get back inside.
00:12:02I'll show you the fire escape.
00:12:03Okay.
00:12:07Beautiful.
00:12:08This is-
00:12:09Okay.
00:12:10Uh, I'm gonna go.
00:12:11It was nice to meet you.
00:12:13Oh, what is-
00:12:14Oh, yeah.
00:12:15Okay.
00:12:18Swing.
00:12:19Around that.
00:12:20Um, I hate you, bye.
00:12:23Okay.
00:12:25Uh.
00:12:26Oh.
00:12:27Oh.
00:12:28Uh.
00:12:31Uh.
00:12:31Ha, ha.
00:12:32Oh.
00:12:34Uh.
00:12:35Wow.
00:12:37This is, uh, it's high up.
00:12:40Yes, it is.
00:12:41Bye.
00:12:47Okay.
00:12:49Okay.
00:12:51It's okay.
00:12:53I hate my life.
00:12:54This is, uh, this is my life now.
00:12:59Sturdy, sturdy, sturdy fire escape.
00:13:02Okay.
00:13:04Ha.
00:13:06Oh, God.
00:13:08It's okay.
00:13:09I just want to be inside.
00:13:15Amanda!
00:13:17It's okay.
00:13:19That's not weird.
00:13:20Waiting for the child through a window.
00:13:22Fire escape.
00:13:24Ah.
00:13:25Oh, great.
00:13:28Oh, great.
00:13:31Oh, great.
00:13:32Oh, great.
00:13:34Oh, great.
00:13:36Oh, great.
00:13:39Oh, great.
00:13:41Oh, great.
00:13:48I think I'm going to put this glass.
00:13:54Okay.
00:13:55This one is going to help me.
00:13:56Hey, you!
00:13:58You on the fire escape.
00:14:00What are you doing?
00:14:02I locked myself out of my apartment.
00:14:06This is my apartment.
00:14:08You locked yourself out on the fire escape?
00:14:11Yeah.
00:14:12No.
00:14:13Uh, just the door.
00:14:15This door?
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:16Well, yeah, that one and my apartment.
00:14:18See, I ordered food from Burrito Town.
00:14:21He wanted a tip because I don't get a tip.
00:14:23Ran up, then ran out, gave him a tip, came back, left the keys, locked out.
00:14:27So I went up to my neighbor, used fire escape to come down to see if my window was open,
00:14:31and it wasn't, so I'm out on the fire escape.
00:14:34Okay, I'm going to need to see some ID.
00:14:37My license is in my apartment.
00:14:40All right.
00:14:40I need you to come down here.
00:14:42Okay, hold on.
00:14:44I'll be right down.
00:14:48Come down here.
00:14:49Yeah, but I have to go up and come down.
00:14:50So, you know, I'll just, I'll be right there.
00:14:58I'm so sorry.
00:15:02See this?
00:15:03This is my neighbor.
00:15:06Does your neighbor have ID?
00:15:13Do you know this man?
00:15:14Well, I wouldn't say I know him.
00:15:16His name is Charles.
00:15:17He lives below me on the second floor, and...
00:15:19Hey, that is my car.
00:15:22Oh, for the...
00:15:22Come on.
00:15:23What time is it?
00:15:25It's not even 1135.
00:15:27The sign says 1130.
00:15:29Oh, my God.
00:15:30Are we done here?
00:15:32Mm-hmm.
00:15:36Stay off the fire escapes.
00:15:38Got it?
00:15:38Yes.
00:15:39Yes, ma'am.
00:15:40Sorry.
00:15:41Ma'am?
00:15:42I'm younger than you, sir.
00:15:44Sorry about that, too.
00:15:45No, no, no, no.
00:15:45Wait, wait, wait.
00:15:46Don't, don't, no.
00:15:46Wait, I'm moving it.
00:15:47I'm moving it right now.
00:15:47I'm moving it right now.
00:15:48This is yours?
00:15:49Oh, this is yours?
00:15:50Yes, this is mine.
00:15:50Okay, then you will be receiving the parking ticket.
00:15:52No, why don't you just not do that,
00:15:53and then we can just all have a good day.
00:15:55You tell me not to do my job.
00:15:56Oh, don't tell me not to do my job.
00:15:58Your job is to live it before the...
00:16:00You're a fascist.
00:16:05Oh, my God.
00:16:23Oh, hey, Tom.
00:16:24What's up with your AI documentary?
00:16:26I feel like you've been working on it for, like, forever.
00:16:28Yeah.
00:16:29It's five years, actually, so I had to shut it down, but...
00:16:33Hey, I need a refill.
00:16:34You guys good?
00:16:35I'll be right back.
00:16:37All right.
00:16:38Last shirt.
00:16:42The open bar's over at 11, so we got a jet if you want to make it.
00:16:45Yeah, well, I'm tired of party hopping, and I'm tired of you.
00:16:48You should.
00:16:49I'm going to call the lift.
00:16:52Okay, well, why don't you go?
00:16:54Go without it.
00:16:55I'm tired.
00:17:16I'm so over this.
00:17:20You're over what?
00:17:21All of this.
00:17:22Me too.
00:17:23I just want to, like, do nothing.
00:17:27I need to recharge.
00:17:29Yeah, I was thinking the exact same thing before you walked over here.
00:17:34We're stuck in you.
00:17:36Uh-huh.
00:17:37Maybe I need a collaborator.
00:17:38Collaborator?
00:17:39Uh-huh.
00:17:42I don't know, just...
00:17:44I don't see.
00:17:46Uh-huh.
00:17:48Hold on, what's it?
00:17:50You look like it's me?
00:17:51Oh.
00:17:52You found him.
00:17:54You're mine.
00:17:55One second.
00:17:56Just...
00:17:57One second, okay?
00:18:02Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:18:05Neil!
00:18:08Yes!
00:18:13Oh, my God, man.
00:18:15Thank you for coming.
00:18:16Of course, of course.
00:18:16Hey, buddy.
00:18:18I got a deadline.
00:18:20What's...
00:18:21Man, I got a cat.
00:18:23Oh, that's cool.
00:18:24I'm allergic, man.
00:18:25You got my keys?
00:18:26Well, I'm pretty sure I put them in my key drawer, but I don't know which they are.
00:18:32Why do you have so many keys?
00:18:34It does seem like a lot.
00:18:37Is that a...
00:18:39Thanks a lot, Andre.
00:18:41My friend, he has my extra keys, I hope.
00:18:53Oh, wait.
00:18:55This is for the bathroom at the office.
00:18:58Try...
00:18:59This one.
00:19:00Good night.
00:19:02Can you, uh, with that, can that?
00:19:04Come on, Cosmo.
00:19:05Up you go, beautiful.
00:19:09Oh, wait.
00:19:10That's my ex's, I think.
00:19:12Boy, she'd be pissed.
00:19:14This is so annoying, man.
00:19:16My keys are right there.
00:19:18Right there!
00:19:19So, you and Isha are done, done?
00:19:23She cheated on me.
00:19:26Don't tell anybody.
00:19:27Oh, no.
00:19:28Really?
00:19:29Well, screw her, then.
00:19:32You ever been treated on?
00:19:36Probably.
00:19:38How'd you find out?
00:19:40She told me.
00:19:42Yeah, she even apologized.
00:19:45I don't know.
00:19:46Is that cool of her?
00:19:47It seems cool.
00:19:49It is what it is, I guess.
00:19:50My mailbox key!
00:19:52I've been looking for this.
00:19:54Sorry, you were saying?
00:19:55Nothing.
00:19:56Nothing.
00:19:57Just, yeah, she apologized.
00:19:59But it doesn't change that she did it, though.
00:20:02Now who, what?
00:20:04Some asshole.
00:20:05I mean, I just want to fuck!
00:20:09You want to what?
00:20:10My car.
00:20:11Her car, man.
00:20:13Hey, wait, wait, I'm here!
00:20:14I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
00:20:15Wait, wait!
00:20:16Come on, you just started!
00:20:18When I start typing, it's over.
00:20:21I should ding you for driving without shoes on, too.
00:20:24Oh, give me a break.
00:20:25And without a license on your person.
00:20:27But my license is right there.
00:20:28Right there in my apartment, you see that?
00:20:29That's my apartment, I live here.
00:20:31You're not even a real...
00:20:33What's...
00:20:34Z Slater?
00:20:35What's the Z for?
00:20:36Officer Slater.
00:20:38Okay, Officer Slater.
00:20:40Shouldn't you be able to arrest some real criminals or something?
00:20:42City drivers are real criminals.
00:20:43Says who?
00:20:44Says me.
00:20:44Who are you?
00:20:45Someone who knows.
00:20:49Now move your car, or I'll ticket it again in ten.
00:20:55Wait.
00:20:56Nuh-uh.
00:20:57What?
00:20:58What did I just say?
00:21:0471531, that's your number?
00:21:05Take a look.
00:21:06I won't forget that.
00:21:07Officer?
00:21:08Slaters?
00:21:09Slater.
00:21:10Whatever.
00:21:12She's a big policeman!
00:21:16Going into my apartment, officer.
00:21:19Sure.
00:21:22Yes?
00:21:23It's me again.
00:21:25Can you...
00:21:26Buzz me?
00:21:26Yeah!
00:21:27Okay.
00:21:28I just...
00:21:28One point...
00:21:32Nope.
00:21:33Damn it.
00:21:37What am I going to do with all these keys?
00:21:44It feels weird to throw out keys.
00:21:46Even dead ones.
00:21:48Yeah.
00:21:50Hey, could you, uh...
00:21:52Could you move Isha's car to a good spot?
00:21:55You and Isha broke up, but you're still moving her car.
00:21:58If you could just...
00:22:00Okay.
00:22:01Okay.
00:22:04Watch Cosmo.
00:22:30Allergic to cats.
00:22:33Sucks.
00:22:34Right now.
00:22:40Cool.
00:22:41Kill me.
00:22:50It's...
00:22:53God bless you.
00:22:56I luck myself out.
00:22:57Without your shoes?
00:22:58Yeah.
00:23:00What size are you?
00:23:0113.
00:23:02Oh, too bad.
00:23:03My husband's a size 10.
00:23:06I'm Sarah, by the way.
00:23:08Charles.
00:23:11Excuse me.
00:23:12Thank God.
00:23:12It's my landlord.
00:23:15Uh.
00:23:16Hi, Mr. Caravaggio.
00:23:17How are you?
00:23:18Can't talk.
00:23:18I'm driving.
00:23:18What's up?
00:23:19I locked myself out.
00:23:20Oh, for God's sake.
00:23:22You couldn't have picked the worst day.
00:23:24I'm taking my mother-in-law to the eye doctor.
00:23:26She got cataracts.
00:23:27Pick a fucking lame shitbag.
00:23:29Jesus.
00:23:30Sorry, Carl.
00:23:30You were saying?
00:23:31No problem.
00:23:32It's Charles.
00:23:33Um, I don't mean to bother you.
00:23:35It's just that I kind of have a work thing that I have.
00:23:37I'll come ASAP.
00:23:38Just promise me you won't go to a locksmith.
00:23:40You know they make copies of your keys and steal your shit.
00:23:43You know that, right?
00:23:43So, how long are we thinking, time-wise?
00:23:46As soon as I can come.
00:23:47Eat my dick, you motherfucker!
00:23:48Oh, fuck up!
00:23:53Bless you.
00:24:07Chuck, your sweet time.
00:24:11Yeah, but the spot I got is fire.
00:24:14Good kill Tuesday.
00:24:17Wow, you really are allergic.
00:24:20Well, these worms ain't gonna radiate themselves.
00:24:25Oh, my dude.
00:24:26All right, then.
00:24:28Adios, amigo.
00:24:34Nice.
00:24:37You make Charles sad.
00:24:39Agreed.
00:24:47Hi, Charlie.
00:24:48I'm locked out.
00:24:49You're what?
00:24:50I fucking locked myself out of my apartment with no shoes.
00:24:55But I got Wi-Fi.
00:24:56Poor Charles.
00:24:58Well, it looks like a beautiful day.
00:25:00God, I miss fall in New York.
00:25:03Yeah, I guess.
00:25:04Who we at?
00:25:04Hey, aren't you curious about this little boo-boo?
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:08Um, what's up with that?
00:25:10All the power went out in the nursery, so all the OBs are watching later.
00:25:13Whoa, crazy.
00:25:14You know, we can talk about that later because my battery's low,
00:25:16and I'm gonna see how far I can stretch this dollar.
00:25:19Copy that.
00:25:20Say goodbye to Charlie.
00:25:30Okay.
00:25:32Wait.
00:25:33Wait.
00:25:34Wait.
00:25:35Wait.
00:25:37Wait.
00:25:55You talk about, like, the outside world and not liking it, but how did, I mean, how would
00:26:00you even know?
00:26:01We, we never go out.
00:26:03We never go out because I like being at home with you.
00:26:07I like being at home with you, too.
00:26:08So then what's the problem?
00:26:10I mean, I thought you said that you were completely okay not going out anymore.
00:26:13Okay, Amanda's having a party on Saturday.
00:26:16Why don't we go?
00:26:17That's just not my thing, babe.
00:26:19I mean, what?
00:26:21I mean, don't you hate going to those parties and people are like, well, what are you working
00:26:23on?
00:26:23Really, it's just an excuse for them to talk about what they're working on and drop some
00:26:27name.
00:26:28Maybe they actually want to know what you're working on.
00:26:31Yeah, I doubt that.
00:26:33Let's just mix it up.
00:26:41Hey, guys, come on, Kenna.
00:26:43I'm really thirsty.
00:26:44Kid, can't you?
00:26:48So thirsty, guys.
00:26:50Kid.
00:26:51Yep.
00:27:06Oh, shit.
00:27:07Where are your parents?
00:27:08Where are your parents?
00:27:12Where are your parents?
00:27:13Where are your parents?
00:27:15Ah!
00:27:15I got you.
00:27:31Oh, shit.
00:27:32Charles, how are you?
00:27:35I, uh, how could you?
00:27:38I don't know.
00:27:40It wasn't about you.
00:27:41Then who was it about?
00:27:42Me, her.
00:27:43Can we discuss this another time?
00:27:45Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:27:46It's now inconvenient for you.
00:27:48I thought we were friends.
00:27:50You did?
00:27:51Well, not like friends, like not be, but you know, you suck.
00:27:54Can you keep it down?
00:27:57Oh, yeah.
00:27:58She sucks!
00:27:59This woman?
00:28:00She sucks!
00:28:01Sweet that.
00:28:01Ow!
00:28:02Please let go of my finger!
00:28:03I'll let go when you stop pointing it at my girl.
00:28:06Your girl?
00:28:07Grace.
00:28:09You know this clown?
00:28:11Where are your shoes, man?
00:28:12I don't know him, but please, don't.
00:28:16Please don't what?
00:28:18Grace cheated on me.
00:28:19It's not Grace.
00:28:20My girlfriend, Isha, cheated on me with Grace.
00:28:25Isha?
00:28:25Your yoga friend?
00:28:27I'm sorry.
00:28:28I asked you if you had feelings for her, and you said no, remember?
00:28:33You were always so flirty.
00:28:34I'm about the same thing.
00:28:35I am so, so sorry.
00:28:37I, I, I didn't mean to.
00:28:40It's not what you think.
00:28:43I cheated too.
00:28:45What?
00:28:45With who?
00:28:47With Daryl's intern, Augustine, from work.
00:28:50Oh.
00:28:53Augustine?
00:28:53With the soul patch.
00:28:55I know.
00:28:56I love it.
00:29:00Izzy.
00:29:02I forgive you.
00:29:07I forgive you.
00:29:08You're right.
00:29:09And I don't blame you.
00:29:10Isha is a beautiful woman.
00:29:12No offense.
00:29:14Are you kidding me with this?
00:29:16People make mistakes.
00:29:17No way.
00:29:18Hell no.
00:29:18No.
00:29:19Grace should be mad at you.
00:29:20You should be mad at Grace, because she ruined my relationship.
00:29:22Maybe you should consider some forgiveness.
00:29:25Charles, it was one time.
00:29:27I know Isha feels bad about it.
00:29:29She does?
00:29:30Your phone's dinging, man.
00:29:34No!
00:29:35Carl, it's Mr. Camaraggio.
00:29:37I'm in front of the building.
00:29:39I decided to come to you first, but you're not here.
00:29:42I got the keys, but I just can't leave them.
00:29:44And my mother-in-law's freaking out.
00:29:46Shut up, please!
00:29:47Listen, I'll be back later.
00:29:49Just remember, no locksmiths.
00:29:50They steal your shit.
00:29:51You got a signal, asshole!
00:29:57God!
00:29:58You got a fucking reason.
00:30:15Oh, my God.
00:30:30I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. I'm sorry. You okay? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, uh, you hungry?
00:30:43Think about ordering some burritos. No, I'm not in a burrito mood. I got to prep for my hearing.
00:30:47Oh, yeah. Fish tacos, then. I'm not hungry. Okay, so then, uh, grits, then, with that insane house sauce. I
00:30:53don't want to order takeouts.
00:30:55You're being really considerate. Are you okay? Uh, yeah. Yeah. Why wouldn't I be? Because you're standing there with this
00:31:05really kind of insane smile on your face.
00:31:07I can't help it. I'm nervous. Nervous? Why?
00:31:17I made out with somebody. And I'm really sorry.
00:31:31Who was it?
00:31:33Grace.
00:31:37We were having wine at her place, and I was super stressed about my client, who might be getting her
00:31:43kids removed because of that bullshit drug raid.
00:31:45And I must have been dehydrated or something. Because I got drunk really, really quick.
00:31:52What? You just kissed?
00:31:53Yeah.
00:31:56I mean, mostly.
00:31:57Mostly?
00:31:59Mostly?
00:32:00What?
00:32:00It's just...
00:32:01I don't...
00:32:02I just...
00:32:03It's...
00:32:04Oh, fuck.
00:32:05Oh.
00:32:06I just...
00:32:07Hey.
00:32:08It was a mistake.
00:32:16Listen to me.
00:32:19It really doesn't mean anything.
00:32:22It really doesn't mean anything.
00:32:25Of course it does.
00:32:34Oh, fucking Hitchcock.
00:32:36Yeah.
00:32:46Fuck me.
00:32:50Oh, my God. I gotta sit down.
00:32:59What's your deal?
00:33:01Yeah, you.
00:33:03Oh, I'm locked out. I live here. I locked myself out.
00:33:06Oh, it's dumb.
00:33:08Sorry. I'm just having a bad day.
00:33:10Oh, my God. My back.
00:33:13Ah.
00:33:14When did your baby do?
00:33:16Two days ago.
00:33:17Is that okay?
00:33:18Oh.
00:33:22You just move in?
00:33:24I've lived here for three years.
00:33:27Weird.
00:33:28I've never seen you before.
00:33:31I'm Paige.
00:33:33That's my stoop-so.
00:33:34Ah.
00:33:36Hey.
00:33:37Hi.
00:33:37Hi.
00:33:37How you doing?
00:33:39Yeah.
00:33:40Oh, my God.
00:33:42If she doesn't come by Thursday,
00:33:44I'm having a C-section on Friday, so...
00:33:47Is that why you're having a bad day?
00:33:49No.
00:33:50C-section's cool.
00:33:51I mean, it's not cool.
00:33:53But, you know, it's just...
00:33:56Party's over, man.
00:33:58No more sleeping in.
00:33:59No more eating crap.
00:34:01Can't do mushrooms.
00:34:02On top of all that, I gotta make room.
00:34:05Hence the stoop sale.
00:34:07That's what the chalk's for.
00:34:08Yeah.
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:11Hey, you wouldn't want to do a very pregnant lady a solid, would you?
00:34:15If I get down there, I don't think I'm getting back up again.
00:34:18What do you want me to do?
00:34:24What do you want me to do?
00:34:35What do you want me to do?
00:34:57I don't want it all.
00:34:58I don't want it.
00:35:00I don't want it.
00:35:15I don't want to do a littleη»ι².
00:35:30There's keys in the garbage.
00:35:36Yeah, um, that was me.
00:35:39Sorry.
00:35:43Were you on the fire escape before?
00:35:45Yeah.
00:35:47I got locked out.
00:35:49I'm Charles.
00:35:50Hi.
00:35:51Hi.
00:35:53I live here, too.
00:35:54In apartment two?
00:35:56You're in apartment three, right?
00:35:57Yes.
00:35:59Excellent.
00:36:02Okay, so I buzzed apartment four with Andre in it,
00:36:05and I went to see if I could use a fire escape
00:36:07so I could go down to my fire escape and open my window,
00:36:09and, yeah, that's why I was on the fire escape.
00:36:13I'm gonna get some juice.
00:36:17Charles, you got a minute?
00:36:20Yeah.
00:36:23I know you said you were 13,
00:36:25but I was tossing some of Vinny's shoes,
00:36:27and I thought that maybe some were a little roomy.
00:36:31Ooh, loafers.
00:36:33Uh-huh.
00:36:39Uh-huh.
00:36:42Uh-huh.
00:36:43Uh-huh.
00:36:43Uh-huh.
00:36:43Thank your husband anyway.
00:36:45Want me to get rid of those pesky big toes for you?
00:36:51Is it someone with keys?
00:36:53No, it's, uh, it's my Tinder.
00:36:56Your what?
00:36:57Online dating.
00:36:58On the Internet.
00:36:59I don't do that.
00:37:01It's just a way for people to connect.
00:37:03Oh, that's nice.
00:37:04Yeah.
00:37:07Can you tell us the radio?
00:37:08You don't mind?
00:37:09Legendary actor Gardner St. James' condition continues to worsen.
00:37:13Perhaps most well-known for playing opposite Xavier Clifton
00:37:16in the award-winning melodrama,
00:37:17I Am Mercury.
00:37:19I have that one DVD of his,
00:37:22the sad one with the girl and...
00:37:24Grosser's daughter?
00:37:24Oh, my, you're good.
00:37:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:28My battery's dead.
00:37:30You want to use my portable?
00:37:32A landline?
00:37:33I don't know my boss's number.
00:37:35I don't know anybody's number.
00:37:37Oh, hey!
00:37:39Hey, apartment three!
00:37:42Um, sorry, do you have a...
00:37:44My phone's dead.
00:37:45Do you have a charger that I could use?
00:37:48I'm not supposed to let strangers in.
00:37:50You know, that's smart.
00:37:51It's smart, that's, that's smart.
00:37:53But, see, I'm not a stranger,
00:37:55because I live below you,
00:37:56and we met in that very spot a few minutes ago, so...
00:38:03Ah!
00:38:09I feel really quiet, okay?
00:38:13Okay.
00:38:21Thank you for doing this.
00:38:23Shh.
00:38:24Oh, fucking, apartment.
00:38:26Is that enough?
00:38:28Oh, do you play?
00:38:30Shh!
00:38:31Who are you whispering to...
00:38:34Um, excuse me, who are you?
00:38:37I'm Charles.
00:38:38Um, I live in an apartment, too.
00:38:41I asked Elena if I could use her charger.
00:38:42I hope that's okay.
00:38:43Why can't you charge your device in your own apartment?
00:38:46He's locked out.
00:38:47I'm locked out.
00:38:49Will you dispose of this?
00:38:50Please?
00:38:56I, um, I recognize you from the stairwell.
00:39:01But Elena should not have invited you in without my permission.
00:39:04I, I know.
00:39:05I'm sorry.
00:39:05That's my fault.
00:39:06I just...
00:39:07The only thing I was thinking about was charging my phone.
00:39:09My daughter wasn't thinking at all.
00:39:11Where are you, lovey?
00:39:14Uh, is that, is that you?
00:39:17Mm, that was a very famous show.
00:39:19Um, I got a rave in the voice.
00:39:22They said that I was the most memorable nun.
00:39:25Most memorable nun?
00:39:27Wow.
00:39:28That's something.
00:39:30Oh, well, Elena is our real star here.
00:39:33Here, why don't you, um, play something for, uh...
00:39:37Charles.
00:39:37Charles.
00:39:37Charles, I'm sorry.
00:39:38Yes.
00:39:39Mama, I'd rather not.
00:39:41She has a recital on Sunday and she needs all the practice that she can get.
00:39:44Please, Mama, I don't want to.
00:39:45But you have an audience.
00:39:46You mustn't disappoint them.
00:39:48Oh, no.
00:39:48If she doesn't want to, she...
00:39:50Please.
00:39:50Okay?
00:39:51You are embarrassing me.
00:39:54I can go.
00:39:54You know, honey, just sit your ass down and lay us a tool.
00:40:00No!
00:40:02Stop it, Mama, please.
00:40:03All right, then, get out.
00:40:04Fine.
00:40:04Get out of my house, both of you!
00:40:06Get out of my house!
00:40:07No, okay.
00:40:09Out!
00:40:09Jesus!
00:40:10Get out of here!
00:40:14You okay?
00:40:16Am I?
00:40:16Am I?
00:40:17Are you okay?
00:40:21Sorry, this didn't charge more.
00:40:23No, no, I'm sorry.
00:40:25Why are you sorry?
00:40:26I mean, because...
00:40:29Did I do something?
00:40:31No.
00:40:37I really need to charge this.
00:40:40I do have another charger.
00:41:09Nice setup.
00:41:11I know.
00:41:14So?
00:41:15What do you do up here?
00:41:17Just hang out?
00:41:18I mostly...
00:41:20watch people.
00:41:22I'll see.
00:41:23Hey, hey, hey!
00:41:24Be careful!
00:41:25It's not scary.
00:41:25You'd totally survive if you fell.
00:41:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:41:32I swear I'm coming.
00:41:33Oh, yeah!
00:41:36Huh.
00:41:39This is crazy.
00:41:42Wow, wow, wow.
00:41:44There's this kid I know at school
00:41:46who spits on people for mysterious,
00:41:49but he's on the 16th floor,
00:41:50so they just think it's air conditioning.
00:41:53Gross.
00:41:54Yeah.
00:41:57Yeah.
00:42:09Yeah.
00:42:23Hey!
00:42:24Those kids, they threw water balloons at me before
00:42:27Oh, oh I know those kids
00:42:29They stole my Halloween candy last year
00:42:32That's just wrong
00:42:35We could spit on them
00:42:39Or
00:42:41Oh yeah
00:42:43They still there?
00:42:44Yep, I can see them
00:42:47Okay, one
00:42:50Two
00:42:51Three
00:42:51Oh wait, they're talking to somebody
00:42:53What?
00:42:55What the fuck
00:43:00That was bad
00:43:01Are you kidding me?
00:43:03Yep, that was bad
00:43:10It's UPS
00:43:11My package
00:43:12I gotta get down there
00:43:18The police are still there
00:43:22Do you park legally?
00:43:30There is another one
00:43:50You can take the roofs to 6th Avenue
00:43:52And the third building and the one with the old roof deck
00:43:55There's a fire stick you can climb down
00:43:57It'll let you out onto the street
00:43:59Where you can go catch the truck
00:44:04God damn it
00:44:09Wait, wait, wait
00:44:12You got my package
00:44:12You got my package, man
00:44:14You got my package
00:44:15I, I
00:44:18Wait, wait, wait, wait
00:44:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, please
00:44:21Please, please, please
00:44:22Can you stop?
00:44:23You got my package
00:44:24Your clothes you have not worn in years
00:44:26Like 20 years
00:44:27You're still from high school
00:44:28High school?
00:44:29Wait, because I still fit in the last one
00:44:31Yeah, look, I don't fit anything right there
00:44:53Hi there
00:44:54Everything okay?
00:44:56Someone hit me with a water balloon
00:44:59Someone on this roof
00:45:01Get out
00:45:03On this roof?
00:45:04Yeah, and they're getting a fat ticket when they come down here
00:45:08Maybe it was an accident?
00:45:09Yeah, right
00:45:10At least it was just water this time
00:45:12Man, these city drivers
00:45:13They think I'm out to get them
00:45:15Aren't you?
00:45:21Okay, maybe I am
00:45:23But it still
00:45:25Sucks
00:45:26To be hated
00:45:27Oh, come on
00:45:29I'm pretty certain it was an accident
00:45:30In fact
00:45:31I know it was
00:45:35Okay, okay
00:45:35It was not meant for you
00:45:37It was not meant for you
00:45:38Okay, come on
00:45:39Wait, wait, wait, wait
00:45:40Okay, look
00:45:40See, these kids
00:45:41They hit me with the balloon earlier
00:45:43And then I was on the roof
00:45:45And I took one of the balloons
00:45:46And I thought it was
00:45:47It was not meant for you
00:45:49I swear
00:45:52Shit
00:45:52They already gave you a good ticket today
00:45:54And those kids
00:45:57Suck
00:45:57Hey
00:46:00So we'll call it even
00:46:02Really?
00:46:04Thank you
00:46:05Thank you
00:46:06Hey, hey, wait a minute
00:46:07Hold on
00:46:09What's your
00:46:09Try this?
00:46:17Nice kicks
00:46:18Yeah, retail therapy
00:46:21Just went through a big breakup
00:46:23So
00:46:23What do you do?
00:46:25I'm an editor for TCM
00:46:27The old movies channel?
00:46:29Like you
00:46:30You make movies?
00:46:31Well, I used to
00:46:32Make documentaries
00:46:33But no
00:46:33Now I
00:46:34Cut
00:46:35In memoriam videos
00:46:37Of old
00:46:38Or at risk
00:46:38Celebrities
00:46:39So that they're ready to be aired
00:46:40You know
00:46:40Whenever shit happens
00:46:43You make eulogies
00:46:44For people who aren't dead yet?
00:46:47That's dark
00:46:48My ex said the same thing
00:46:50Who's the youngest you've got?
00:46:52Um
00:46:52Corey Feldman?
00:46:54No, no
00:46:54Uh, Lindsay Lohan
00:46:55I mean
00:46:56There's no perfect science to it
00:46:58You know
00:46:59I mean
00:47:00Nobody saw Bourdain coming
00:47:01Or
00:47:02Prince
00:47:03Oh
00:47:05Prince
00:47:05Right?
00:47:06That wrecked me
00:47:07Hey
00:47:08Isn't there an actor right now
00:47:09Who's dying?
00:47:10What's his name?
00:47:11Um
00:47:11The guy
00:47:12Who did the one with the wife?
00:47:13Forty Nights to the Future
00:47:14Yes
00:47:15What's his name?
00:47:16Gardner St. James
00:47:17Yeah
00:47:17I was about to send his in
00:47:18But I had to add this one more scene
00:47:20And then it gets stuck in my house
00:47:22And my boss is gonna kill me
00:47:25Oh
00:47:28See?
00:47:30Yikes
00:47:32Why didn't you just send it in?
00:47:34Because I couldn't
00:47:35I mean
00:47:36Okay
00:47:36There's this
00:47:37One scene from this movie he did
00:47:39Called God's Firebird
00:47:40And it was filmed in Argentina
00:47:42And not a lot of people know about it
00:47:43But it had to be in there
00:47:45You're an obsessive
00:47:47I'm like that with food
00:47:49Like I need Esposito's today
00:47:52What's Esposito's?
00:47:56Yo John
00:47:57I'm gonna need two Italian combos
00:47:59Sweet peppers and a hot
00:48:00Quarter pound of stuffed olives with gorgonzola
00:48:02And move your van by the hydrant
00:48:03Before I ding you with another violation
00:48:05Lorenzo
00:48:06Move the friggin' van to a meter
00:48:09Come back for the kind of sausage
00:48:12Mwah
00:48:24Mwah
00:48:25Yeah
00:48:26It's okay
00:48:28It's really good
00:48:30What are the best foods have you not had since you've lived here?
00:48:50I'm so full
00:48:52Thank you
00:48:53You missing out on these things?
00:48:55It was too sad
00:48:57Oh yeah
00:48:58No
00:49:00I'm gonna pay you back
00:49:01As soon as I get back inside
00:49:02I buy you a sandwich
00:49:03You buy me a sandwich
00:49:04It all evens out
00:49:08Yeah totally
00:49:10Maybe I could buy you a sandwich sometime this week
00:49:13Or maybe a drink
00:49:16You mean a date?
00:49:18Yeah
00:49:21No
00:49:22Thanks
00:49:23No
00:49:24What?
00:49:25What did I say?
00:49:25Didn't you just break up?
00:49:27Yeah
00:49:28Well
00:49:29Uh
00:49:29Yeah
00:49:30Yeah
00:49:30No thanks
00:49:31This is so lame
00:49:33Wait
00:49:33I didn't mean to overstep
00:49:34I just thought of it
00:49:36And uh
00:49:37Guys always gotta take it there
00:49:38God forbid you make a female friend
00:49:40Right?
00:49:41Hey
00:49:41I have a female friend
00:49:42In Guatemala
00:49:43Oh
00:49:44My mistake
00:49:47Gotta get back to it
00:49:48Oh
00:49:49Wait
00:49:49Wait
00:49:50Wait
00:49:51Wait
00:49:51Hold on
00:49:59Hey
00:49:59You back in your place?
00:50:01No
00:50:01And it's stressing me out
00:50:02No one's got keys for you?
00:50:04No
00:50:05And Gardner St. James is dying
00:50:07And I just met a girl
00:50:08You did?
00:50:09Who?
00:50:09A cop
00:50:10And she is pissed at me
00:50:11A cop?
00:50:12Oh
00:50:13Please don't ask cops out
00:50:14I don't know
00:50:14I just
00:50:15I just
00:50:17Oh
00:50:17Excuse me
00:50:20Okay
00:50:21Wait
00:50:21What about Gardner St. James?
00:50:22I gotta call you back
00:50:24Oh
00:50:25Oh
00:50:28Oh
00:50:29Oh
00:50:29Please
00:50:29Please
00:50:30Please
00:50:31Please
00:50:33You did not
00:50:34My water balloon
00:50:35It's me
00:50:35It's Charles
00:50:36Look
00:50:37I need to use the bathroom
00:50:38When I'm still locked up
00:50:39Please
00:50:39You gotta let me up
00:50:40As a good neighbor
00:50:41Audrey
00:50:41Please
00:50:42No
00:50:42Sorry
00:50:44Charles
00:50:45I will do it
00:50:46Thank you
00:50:49Open the door
00:50:50Let me open the door
00:50:54Hello Mr. Charles
00:50:56Hey where's the bathroom please
00:50:57It's right there
00:50:57Oh my god
00:50:58Thank you
00:50:59Oh my god
00:51:01I want to be on this way
00:51:19Hi
00:51:22I owe you my life
00:51:24I was in the morning at the rainstilfestival
00:51:26Uff
00:51:27It's not good
00:51:28He says he can relate
00:51:30Last year at the reindeer festival
00:51:32Uff
00:51:32Not good
00:51:33Well if I happen to have spoiled the mood
00:51:36I hope that it can be unspoiled
00:51:39Doubtful
00:51:40But we'll try
00:51:41Okay
00:51:42Time to go
00:51:43Hey
00:51:43Can I ask you guys a question?
00:51:46No
00:51:46Yeah
00:51:46How do you
00:51:48Not get jealous?
00:51:50Yeah
00:51:51Der enkelt
00:51:52Ja
00:51:52Jor ikkja
00:51:53For de
00:51:53Lieve
00:51:54Akkord
00:51:54He says
00:51:55It is easy
00:51:57It is not
00:51:58Because life is short
00:51:59That's it?
00:52:01Yeah
00:52:01He calls jealousy poison
00:52:03And it steals
00:52:04Your life force
00:52:05But
00:52:06What are you really asking?
00:52:12I
00:52:13Don't know
00:52:14Were you jealous of someone
00:52:15And did you push them away?
00:52:17Yes
00:52:18But it wasn't
00:52:18You know
00:52:19I wasn't jealous for no reason
00:52:20I was jealous because my girlfriend cheated on me
00:52:22With someone who leaves the house?
00:52:24Yeah
00:52:25And I
00:52:26I asked her to leave
00:52:27Did you catch you with another man?
00:52:29No
00:52:29She told me
00:52:30And it was a woman
00:52:31Many times they cheated?
00:52:33Um
00:52:33Well they
00:52:33Heavily made out
00:52:35Plus other stuff
00:52:36But yeah
00:52:36Just once
00:52:37Look okay
00:52:38I know that I'm a square
00:52:39And everything
00:52:40But um
00:52:40Are each and I actually done
00:52:42Done
00:52:42Like
00:52:42Do you miss her?
00:52:43Sure
00:52:44Then go get her Romeo
00:52:45But see
00:52:46You know
00:52:46The problem is
00:52:47Is that I
00:52:47I
00:52:48Okay
00:52:49I take her back in my mind
00:52:51And then I
00:52:52And then I picture her with other people
00:52:53And I just
00:52:54I just
00:52:54I
00:52:55I freak out
00:52:56I just get so mad
00:52:58Why?
00:52:59I don't know
00:53:00Maybe you need another way to think
00:53:02Like
00:53:02Why did she cheat on you?
00:53:04Because she
00:53:05Actually liked this other woman?
00:53:07I don't want to see a man
00:53:08I don't want to see a man
00:53:09Be sick
00:53:09Especially for one time
00:53:11He says
00:53:13It is not fun to see a man upset
00:53:15What is your lover's name?
00:53:17Isha
00:53:18Isha
00:53:20Sounds like
00:53:21Maybe not a bad person
00:53:23So
00:53:24Put yourself in her head
00:53:27And
00:53:28Relax
00:53:29Relax
00:53:30I know
00:53:31Just relax
00:53:33You know what?
00:53:35Thanks guys
00:53:35I mean
00:53:36I really appreciate it
00:53:38Now if you don't mind
00:53:39Oh yeah
00:53:40Because you've got to
00:53:42Don't be crap
00:53:43Guys
00:53:46Bye guys
00:53:51We're such good people
00:54:16Hey this is James
00:54:17Chad at TCM on air promotion
00:54:19You know what to do
00:54:21Chad
00:54:23It's Charles
00:54:25And I'm
00:54:25Locked out of my apartment
00:54:31Also Isha and I broke up
00:54:32So we're going to have to
00:54:33Put a pin in Gardner St. James
00:54:37Why do we have to air the video
00:54:38The second that he dies
00:54:39Anyway
00:54:40He's going to be dead for a while
00:54:41So what's the rush
00:54:42Isn't it better that we do it right?
00:54:43I mean
00:54:44Maybe it's bad karma
00:54:46That we make these videos
00:54:47Before the actors die anyway
00:54:48Did you ever think about
00:54:51About that?
00:54:55I'm sorry
00:54:57I am losing it
00:55:00Gotta go
00:55:01Can you be really gentle
00:55:03When you pull those out?
00:55:04Like don't dig through
00:55:04Just like pull them out
00:55:05One at a time
00:55:06Wow
00:55:07Wow
00:55:07You are busy
00:55:11Was it my Chuck?
00:55:12No
00:55:13My husband's selling our comic collection
00:55:15Because he's terrible
00:55:16Power?
00:55:17Yeah
00:55:17That's how we met
00:55:18He's a Marvel guy
00:55:19I'm a DC girl
00:55:20Oh
00:55:20Wow
00:55:21That's rough
00:55:22Yeah
00:55:23I mean
00:55:23Kinda
00:55:24You know
00:55:25Batman
00:55:25Iron Man
00:55:26They really aren't that different in the end
00:55:27Hey I said no digging
00:55:28Dan
00:55:29We're keeping this box
00:55:31Hey
00:55:32Here you go
00:55:32Oh
00:55:33Thank you
00:55:34Thank you
00:55:34Now that is a beautiful pin
00:55:37I never wear jewelry
00:55:39But this caught my eye
00:55:41And it was only two dollars
00:55:42Sounds like a steal
00:55:43Well Charles
00:55:44Would you help me with something in the house?
00:55:46Yeah
00:55:46Sure
00:55:47I've got a few minutes
00:55:49I see you got some shoes
00:55:51Finally
00:55:55Is your husband home?
00:55:57No
00:55:57He's dead
00:55:59Two months ago yesterday
00:56:01He passed away
00:56:03I'm so sorry
00:56:05Oh don't be
00:56:06He was a vegetable
00:56:08Excuse me for a moment
00:56:10Yes ma'am
00:56:26But sir
00:56:27Uh
00:56:28Did you burn all these movies?
00:56:30No
00:56:30Vinny did
00:56:31He loved comedies
00:56:33And old movies
00:56:34And anything
00:56:35By Xavier Clifton
00:56:37Oh
00:56:38I just started watching the early ones
00:56:40I love Young Clifton
00:56:42Young Clifton
00:56:43Right?
00:56:45This fucking thing
00:56:47Excuse my language
00:56:48My daughter got a new one
00:56:50And she gave me this one
00:56:51And I can't figure it out
00:56:53Okay well
00:56:54What do you want to do with it?
00:56:56I want to date on the computer
00:57:00I'm sorry
00:57:01Uh
00:57:01Why?
00:57:03I want to fool around
00:57:05While I still got it Charles
00:57:06Okay
00:57:08Uh
00:57:08You know what?
00:57:10No
00:57:10That's cool
00:57:11Let's see
00:57:12Uh
00:57:14Okay
00:57:14I can hook you up
00:57:16But I need a picture
00:57:17Of you
00:57:18You know
00:57:19For your profile
00:57:20Can I change?
00:57:21Do you have time?
00:57:22I am
00:57:22Waiting for keys
00:57:24But
00:57:24Um
00:57:25Let's do it real quick
00:57:27I'll be right back
00:57:28Okay
00:57:33Wow
00:57:35This
00:57:36Is
00:57:37This
00:57:38This
00:57:38Is
00:57:38Nice
00:57:40Are we still in Brooklyn?
00:57:41Thank you
00:57:43Uh
00:57:44Where should I go?
00:57:45Uh
00:57:45How about
00:57:47By
00:57:49That bush
00:57:50Oh
00:57:51This one
00:57:52Yeah
00:57:52Why don't you put your hands out
00:57:54Like um
00:57:55Like you
00:57:55Grew it
00:57:56I did
00:57:57There we go
00:57:58There it is
00:57:58Right there
00:57:59Oh
00:58:00Lovely
00:58:00Take a look at these
00:58:05Oh god
00:58:08I'm old
00:58:09Oh no
00:58:10No
00:58:10No
00:58:11Yes I am
00:58:17What's wrong?
00:58:18I forgot I don't have my USB cable
00:58:20Your what?
00:58:21You know it's what you use to upload the photos from your phone to your computer
00:58:24I mean I have one
00:58:25I'm just
00:58:26Locked out
00:58:27Oh
00:58:30Hey Elena
00:58:33Elena
00:58:35What?
00:58:37Can I borrow your USB cable?
00:58:41Okay
00:58:45Thank you very much
00:58:47We are in business now
00:58:48What are you doing?
00:58:49Jaws is helping me computer date
00:58:51Let's see here
00:58:52Uh huh
00:58:53Grab this here
00:58:54Now I don't mean
00:58:56To rush this at all
00:58:57But uh
00:58:59Is this photo okay?
00:59:02Yes go ahead
00:59:03Okay
00:59:04Looking good
00:59:06Introduce yourself
00:59:08Yeah
00:59:08Who are you?
00:59:09What are you looking for?
00:59:10You know just lay it out
00:59:12Okay
00:59:12I'm a 75 year old widow
00:59:15Born and raised in Brooklyn
00:59:17Who was looking for
00:59:18A nice person
00:59:21To spend some time together
00:59:23Should I be more forward?
00:59:25No no no no no no
00:59:26That's good
00:59:26It's better to be real than forward on these
00:59:29Okay
00:59:30First question
00:59:31Are you an early riser?
00:59:32No
00:59:33Me neither
00:59:34Next
00:59:35Could you date someone
00:59:37Who is disorganized?
00:59:39I don't think so
00:59:41Vinny used to put his dirty socks
00:59:44In the dishwasher
00:59:45Who's Vinny?
00:59:46My husband
00:59:46Oh
00:59:47Don't worry
00:59:48He's dead
00:59:49Yeah so
00:59:50No messy people
00:59:50No
00:59:52Is jealousy good for a relationship?
00:59:55Seriously?
00:59:56What's wrong?
00:59:58Nothing
00:59:59It's just
00:59:59You know it doesn't matter
01:00:01What's your answer?
01:00:03I say
01:00:05Yes
01:00:05You do
01:00:07I think it's good
01:00:09To have a little fire burning
01:00:10What's eating you?
01:00:12I just think that jealousy
01:00:14Makes everything hard
01:00:15I mean it messes things up
01:00:16With me and my girlfriend
01:00:17But this is your profile
01:00:19So
01:00:19You have a girlfriend?
01:00:21I don't know
01:00:24And last but not least
01:00:25Do you believe that
01:00:26Everything happens
01:00:27For a reason?
01:00:29Now that's the big question
01:00:31Isn't it?
01:00:32What do you think sweetie?
01:00:35How about you?
01:00:38You know
01:00:38I don't really know
01:00:40You really think jealousy is okay?
01:00:42I mean
01:00:43It's not a sign of
01:00:44Things not working?
01:00:47I always liked driving Vinny nuts
01:00:49And when he made me nuts
01:00:51I thought
01:00:52This means
01:00:53I love him
01:00:56So
01:00:58Yes
01:00:58I think things happen
01:01:00For a reason
01:01:04Is it done?
01:01:05Pick three
01:01:08Why is he wearing a mask?
01:01:09Yeah don't pick him
01:01:10Okay
01:01:13Him
01:01:15Him
01:01:15Him
01:01:17And Big Kevin too
01:01:19I like his glasses
01:01:20Now what?
01:01:22Send a note to Big Kevin
01:01:23To say what?
01:01:25How about
01:01:26Hi I like your glasses
01:01:27Just say that
01:01:28Hi I like your glasses
01:01:30Okay
01:01:31Boom
01:01:31I need a better chair though
01:01:34Oh
01:01:34Yeah
01:01:36Thank you
01:01:37Oh
01:01:38Gosh
01:01:39Yes
01:01:41Thank you
01:01:42So
01:01:43Tell us about your girlfriend
01:01:47Ex
01:01:47Ex
01:01:48Girlfriend
01:01:49What does she do?
01:01:51Um
01:01:51She's a lawyer
01:01:52For parents
01:01:54Who are
01:01:54In trouble with the state
01:01:56And in danger of losing their kids
01:01:57She defends them
01:01:58That's terrible
01:01:59Yeah
01:01:59It's pretty stressful
01:02:00Does this lawyer have a name?
01:02:02Isha
01:02:06Isha
01:02:07Ellis
01:02:08Winters
01:02:26Switch
01:02:27What?
01:02:28Yeah
01:02:31Okay
01:02:31So you just pulled out
01:02:32Yeah
01:02:33Desserts
01:02:34What's that?
01:02:35Out of nowhere
01:02:35Collaboration
01:02:36Mm-hmm
01:02:42Oh
01:02:44What?
01:02:44Where did you get it from?
01:02:46Did you make this?
01:02:48They say make the tart
01:02:49I make the tart
01:02:51Yeah
01:02:51Yeah
01:02:52Yes
01:02:53What?
01:02:57All right
01:02:57All right
01:03:01I'm Isha
01:03:02All right
01:03:03Don't think this is crazy
01:03:04But I have a thing about handshakes
01:03:05Just follow me
01:03:06Okay
01:03:07Okay
01:03:10Charles
01:03:13Nice to meet you
01:03:13Isha
01:03:14Nice to meet you too
01:03:18So
01:03:19What are you doing
01:03:20After this?
01:03:21You know
01:03:21I'm stick about
01:03:22Going home
01:03:24And I eat
01:03:25Not out of a plum tart
01:03:25I made
01:03:28Oh you don't think
01:03:29I brought all my tarts
01:03:30To this party
01:03:32You can't let them
01:03:33Have all the goods
01:03:34Mm-hmm
01:03:35Well that sounds
01:03:36Really nice
01:03:37So what happened?
01:03:38She kissed somebody else
01:03:40Oh well
01:03:41That's not the end
01:03:42Of the world
01:03:42Oh it feels like it
01:03:45I mean
01:03:45Should I
01:03:46Should I not care?
01:03:48Well of course
01:03:48You should care
01:03:52Caring means
01:03:52She means something to you
01:03:54I think she did it
01:03:55Because she didn't love me anymore
01:03:57Why wouldn't she love you?
01:03:59Because I was stuck
01:04:04Because I wasn't always
01:04:05But then I just
01:04:06I just stayed put
01:04:09Well
01:04:09If you went out today
01:04:12Yeah
01:04:18Can I play your piano?
01:04:21Be my guest sweetheart
01:04:30I can play my recital piece
01:04:32Oh
01:04:34Well
01:04:35I can play my piano
01:04:36I can play my piano
01:04:45I can play my piano
01:04:50I can play my piano
01:04:51I can play my piano
01:04:51I can play my piano
01:04:52I can play my piano
01:04:52I can play my piano
01:04:53I can play my piano
01:04:53I can play my piano
01:04:54I can play my piano
01:04:55I can play my piano
01:04:55I can play my piano
01:04:55I can play my piano
01:04:55I can play my piano
01:04:56I can play my piano
01:04:58I can play my piano
01:04:59I can play my piano
01:04:59I can play my piano
01:05:00I can play my piano
01:05:04I can play my piano
01:06:05Oh, Elena!
01:06:06Wow, that's, oh my God!
01:06:09My monster! My monster!
01:06:11Wow!
01:06:12Wow!
01:06:14What's wrong, sweetheart?
01:06:16I love to play the piano, but
01:06:19my mom makes it really not fun.
01:06:22Oh, you're very talented.
01:06:25You know that, don't you?
01:06:28Any time you want to play,
01:06:31you just come over here
01:06:32and you can play as long as you want to,
01:06:35just for fun.
01:06:38Oh, mister,
01:06:39can I see your radio?
01:06:43After undergoing an experimental treatment,
01:06:45doctors report that legendary actor Gardner St. James
01:06:48is expected to make a full recovery
01:06:49from his life-threatening condition.
01:06:52Mr. St. James spoke to reporters
01:06:53from the Mary Magdalene Hospital
01:06:55about his upcoming film,
01:06:56Drag Me Back From Hell,
01:06:57due in theaters next month.
01:06:59St. James...
01:07:02is gonna live!
01:07:04You see, everything's okay.
01:07:07Ha, ha, ha.
01:07:08Oh, I know.
01:07:10What?
01:07:13Oh, boy.
01:07:15Uh, Miss Sarah, um...
01:07:17What is it?
01:07:18Big Kevin has written back,
01:07:20and he says
01:07:22he would love to know
01:07:24how you grow your magnolias so big.
01:07:27I still got it, baby.
01:07:29Ha, ha, ha.
01:07:30Okay.
01:07:31She said...
01:07:32Tell us that she said.
01:07:33She said something.
01:07:34She's just heard, Cal, right?
01:07:36I still got it, babe.
01:07:46Nice.
01:07:47Real nice.
01:07:49You know, I thought it was gonna rain today,
01:07:50but we ended up being on a nice day.
01:07:53That's what I'm gonna do now.
01:07:54What do you mean?
01:07:55Is someone gonna bring you your kiss?
01:07:57No, I think I live out here now.
01:07:58Miss Sarah,
01:08:00talk to you a minute.
01:08:01Me?
01:08:02Yeah.
01:08:03You, uh...
01:08:05been on any roofs today?
01:08:09Uh, wait...
01:08:09Hey, what's going on?
01:08:10Is this the guy?
01:08:12Oh, wait, wait.
01:08:13What'd I do?
01:08:13What'd you do?
01:08:14Well, a burglar's been breaking into buildings
01:08:15through roofs.
01:08:16Got a call.
01:08:17Someone mentioned this man's description
01:08:19was up there today.
01:08:19You know anything about that?
01:08:20Oh, no, no.
01:08:21I just...
01:08:21No way, man.
01:08:22I just got locked out.
01:08:24They said he was wearing polka dot socks.
01:08:26All right.
01:08:26I'm gonna take a look at your feet.
01:08:27Okay.
01:08:28See, let me explain, man.
01:08:29You look at that.
01:08:30I can't be the only one.
01:08:31You're under arrest.
01:08:32Oh, come on.
01:08:33Look, I swear.
01:08:34I just got locked out.
01:08:35I live right there.
01:08:36We know him.
01:08:37He lives here.
01:08:38He lives there.
01:08:39He's cheap.
01:08:4125%.
01:08:42Wait, wait, wait.
01:08:43Hold your mind.
01:08:44Hey, wait, wait.
01:08:45Watch your details right there, man.
01:08:46That's all wonderful.
01:08:47I resist.
01:08:48I'm resisting.
01:08:49This is dumb, man.
01:08:51I live right now for 25 years, man.
01:08:54This is all right, folks.
01:08:56Hey!
01:08:59What are you doing?
01:08:59This is ridiculous.
01:09:01I need to talk to you, too.
01:09:04Stay right there.
01:09:06Oh, what are you doing?
01:09:07You got a call.
01:09:09I need to talk to you, too.
01:09:10I need to talk to you, too.
01:09:12Socks?
01:09:13You got me, too.
01:09:14I need to talk to you.
01:09:16I need to talk to you.
01:09:17I need to talk to you.
01:09:18I need to talk to you.
01:09:19I need to talk to you.
01:09:19Understand, this is your call.
01:09:20Let him go.
01:09:27Sorry about the misunderstanding.
01:09:30Have a good day.
01:09:31Wait, wait, what did you say?
01:09:33Uh-huh.
01:09:33Couldn't hear you over the injustice.
01:09:36Embarrassing me in front of my neighborhood.
01:09:37That's great.
01:09:38Yeah, I got your badge, though.
01:09:41What'd you tell them?
01:09:43Did I live here?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45I told them we were friends.
01:09:50Yeah, you and I.
01:09:53Oh, God, I hate the police.
01:09:55No offense.
01:09:57Oh.
01:10:03Okay, okay.
01:10:06I'll mention it.
01:10:11Um, just...
01:10:12Hey.
01:10:14Hey.
01:10:16What are you doing here?
01:10:19I came to give you your keys back.
01:10:22He's locked out.
01:10:25This is Elena, and this is Slater.
01:10:27Opposite.
01:10:28Slater, they're...
01:10:30They're my friends.
01:10:31This is...
01:10:32Isha.
01:10:33My, uh...
01:10:34I know Elena.
01:10:35You do?
01:10:38She lives above us.
01:10:40Above you.
01:10:42Nice to meet you.
01:10:45Everything okay?
01:10:47Just serving and protecting.
01:10:49Hey, let me see that ticket I gave you.
01:10:51The ticket?
01:10:52Yeah.
01:10:53It happened, um...
01:10:55Earlier.
01:10:56Wait, I thought that once you start talking, that it's...
01:10:59It's over?
01:10:59Yeah.
01:11:00Total myth.
01:11:03But you do owe me a sandwich.
01:11:05I won't forget.
01:11:08No, you won't.
01:11:09See?
01:11:13Can I come in?
01:11:14Yeah.
01:11:15Get my things?
01:11:15Yeah.
01:11:17You brought movers?
01:11:19Yeah.
01:11:21I just wanted to be quick.
01:11:23Okay.
01:11:24Yeah.
01:11:24Of course.
01:11:25Yeah.
01:12:16Hey.
01:12:18Thank you for, you know,
01:12:20keeping me company today?
01:12:23Sure.
01:12:24Good luck.
01:12:41You guys can start taking up the boxes.
01:12:43Those records need to go to me.
01:12:48Oh, uh, here's your car keys.
01:12:52Thank you for moving it.
01:12:53Sure.
01:12:55Um, I don't actually know where it is, but I know that it's safe until Tuesday.
01:13:05You know what, uh, uh, uh, can you guys just, just stop for a second?
01:13:09Um, I just wanted to say that, uh, I forgive you.
01:13:27No, no, I, I forgive you.
01:13:30I'm not mad anymore, so you don't have to go.
01:13:33Uh, so guys, hey, hey guys, uh, we're good here.
01:13:36Thanks, I forgave her.
01:13:37Uh, okay, um, I really appreciate that.
01:13:42I do, but I, I, I don't think I should stay.
01:13:47Why not?
01:13:52Because we're moving at different speeds.
01:13:55Yeah, but I just said I'll forgive you, so, you know, okay, okay, can we just wait, can we just
01:13:59wait a second, please?
01:14:00The lady said you're moving at different speeds.
01:14:02Man, I heard her, okay, Isha, can you just, can you wait a second?
01:14:06Just stop.
01:14:06You're just prolonging this.
01:14:08No, uh, I got this, thank you.
01:14:10All right, Charles, Charles, thank you.
01:14:12I'm sorry, you know, I was wrong, and, and I had it in my head.
01:14:16I saw this whole thing, which was huger than what I thought it was, and, um, it wasn't, and, um,
01:14:22you know, it was just a mistake, right?
01:14:23It was a mistake.
01:14:24You know, I see that now.
01:14:25I really do, and, and, and I just, I just want you to just.
01:14:29Hey, Charles, stop.
01:14:29Stop.
01:14:30It's too late.
01:14:30No, sorry, it can't be, because not after the day, it just can't be.
01:14:34No, Charles, what are you doing?
01:14:36Uh, I'm moving you back in.
01:14:37No.
01:14:37What?
01:14:37I am already packed up.
01:14:39You're not letting him unpack me, okay?
01:14:41No, look, look, look, you need to let go.
01:14:42No, I can't.
01:14:43No, Charles, you have to let go.
01:14:45No, just give me a minute, Isha, please.
01:14:46No.
01:14:47Come on.
01:14:47Charles, are you serious?
01:14:48Isha, look, I'm going to move you back in, okay?
01:14:50Oh, Charles, this is ridiculous.
01:14:50Your side of the bed, my side of the bed, this is your dress.
01:14:53I bought you this dress for me.
01:14:54Charles, what the hell are you doing?
01:14:55This is your jewelry, and it belongs in our bathroom.
01:14:59Can you?
01:15:00I can never untangle these, you know.
01:15:02Shit, man, you're making no job without pain in the ass here, you know that, right?
01:15:05I'm really sorry for your troubles.
01:15:09Stop him.
01:15:10Hey.
01:15:11Hey.
01:15:12Keep her plants alone.
01:15:14No.
01:15:14Have some dickity.
01:15:15But that has to be water, man.
01:15:17Just let me pick it up.
01:15:18Let me pick it up.
01:15:19You're not losing it.
01:15:20Let me, you can't leave.
01:15:22No, listen, I know, I know I messed up, and I know that you forgive me, but I have to
01:15:27go.
01:15:28Yes, uh, I got it, man.
01:15:29Look, just forgive me.
01:15:33I was stuck.
01:15:35I was holding you back.
01:15:39I just want to go with you.
01:15:41Where do you want to go?
01:15:46Out.
01:15:47I want to go out with you.
01:15:51I want to make things again.
01:15:58Aren't you going to answer your phone?
01:16:00It's just my landlord.
01:16:03See, it's just...
01:16:04It's Chad, hold on.
01:16:06Chad, yeah?
01:16:07Now it's not a great, uh...
01:16:09Yeah, I'm back in my apartment.
01:16:11I just, uh...
01:16:13You gotta be kidding me.
01:16:17Wait, you're, you're...
01:16:18You're joking, right?
01:16:23Well, when...
01:16:26Has it been confirmed?
01:16:30What happened?
01:16:32Okay, yeah, no, I just, uh...
01:16:34Yeah.
01:16:36Okay, stand by.
01:16:38Who is it?
01:16:42Xavier Clifton.
01:16:43He's dead.
01:16:46Not the ex, man.
01:16:48I loved all his movies.
01:16:49He was so good in I Am Mercury.
01:16:51I have to update his video, and I, uh...
01:16:54I have to send it in.
01:16:58Can you stay?
01:17:03Just...
01:17:03Just for a little.
01:17:17How are you going to stay?
01:17:40I...
01:17:42am...
01:17:44Mercury!
01:17:49I told you I'd never let you go, Gwen.
01:17:52Not today.
01:17:53Not tomorrow.
01:17:58I told you I'd never let you go, Gwen.
01:18:01Not today.
01:18:02Not tomorrow.
01:18:04Definitely not tonight.
01:18:15Are you still locked out?
01:18:17No.
01:18:17I got rescued.
01:18:19I'm home.
01:18:20How do you feel?
01:18:22Better.
01:18:24Oh.
01:18:25Can't wait to hear about this.
01:18:27Bye, dudes.
01:18:30Hey.
01:18:32I just let the movers out.
01:18:34They, uh, coming back?
01:18:38Not today.
01:18:41You hungry?
01:18:42I am.
01:18:45Burrito town?
01:18:46No.
01:18:47I got a place.
01:18:48You got a spot?
01:18:49Mm-hmm.
01:18:50Anything and...
01:18:51Whoops.
01:18:52Same.
01:18:57Okay.
01:19:10ktΓ³ry pesky
01:19:11Let the movers out.
01:19:11What's left?
01:19:11Yes.
01:19:12Bye.
01:19:13How do you still hear me?
01:19:13Bye.
01:19:14Bye.
01:19:16Bye.
01:19:16Bye.
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