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00:00:27Does he think I'm going to come running
00:00:28every time he snaps his fingers,
00:00:31like that little toy soldier of yours?
00:00:38Yes, it does seem strange.
00:00:40That's sure.
00:00:41But it's nice and solid.
00:00:46Well, I don't know about you, fellas,
00:00:48but I'd like to see Venus.
00:00:49Open number three and hit the beat.
00:00:52I'm going to shoot some game melodical.
00:00:58Venus, are you divine?
00:01:00Oui, monsieur.
00:01:01I just bet.
00:01:07And as for Ben,
00:01:09you'll have to track him down for me, won't you?
00:01:14He's a wild, too.
00:01:16Bad one.
00:01:17And the golden horse.
00:01:49So, that's it?
00:01:51You're just going to lie there?
00:01:54What should I be doing?
00:01:55I don't know, Charles.
00:01:56If it's really over,
00:01:57you should just get back out there.
00:01:59What are you talking about?
00:02:00I am getting back out there.
00:02:02You guys were so cute together.
00:02:05Can't there be some hope?
00:02:06No, because we're not doing hope today.
00:02:08All we're doing is packing her heavy-ass boxes,
00:02:11her heavy-ass law books,
00:02:13and her vinyl,
00:02:14and so many clothes.
00:02:18That's sad.
00:02:20Thanks.
00:02:22You're not going to tell me what went down?
00:02:24It's too long a story.
00:02:26But I am moving her car for her
00:02:28to prove I'm not such a monster.
00:02:29And I...
00:02:30Ayo!
00:02:31Oh, way too good to be true.
00:02:33It could be laundry day.
00:02:36So, you still just freelancing?
00:02:38Or what's up with your documentary?
00:02:41Nothing.
00:02:48God, you hear that?
00:02:50Yeah, I'm sure his neighbors are fighting again.
00:02:53What's their deal?
00:02:53I don't know.
00:02:54I mean, I think they got a kid.
00:02:56You don't know if your upstairs neighbors have a kid?
00:02:59Come on, dude.
00:02:59I think that's probably a sign
00:03:00you need to get out of your apartment.
00:03:02You know, for once.
00:03:05Yeah, I think I'm going to stay inside and feel sorry for myself all day.
00:03:12Plus, I have a deadline.
00:03:14And I'm waiting on EPS.
00:03:16And, and...
00:03:18I don't know if I were to fool.
00:03:20So now.
00:03:23So many excuses.
00:03:25You need to stop being such a shut-in.
00:03:27Yeah, whatever.
00:03:30Who's that?
00:03:31I guess it's an emergency at the hospital.
00:03:33You should probably go.
00:03:34You should too.
00:03:36Seriously, go get some air, dude.
00:03:39Okay.
00:03:39Duty calls.
00:03:40Yep.
00:03:41Yep.
00:03:42Me too.
00:03:42Uh, I'll call you back.
00:03:43Bye, Charlie.
00:03:43Uh, yeah.
00:03:48Don't worry.
00:04:15Hey, hey, here you go.
00:04:17Number eight, extra guac, horchata.
00:04:20Fifteen bucks.
00:04:21It, it went off?
00:04:22Yeah, man.
00:04:24Avocados.
00:04:25And blame the cartels.
00:04:26Oh, cartels, okay.
00:04:30It's all I got, man.
00:04:32What about the lady who lives here?
00:04:34We broke up.
00:04:35It's too bad.
00:04:36She used to tip.
00:04:38I tip, I just, my heart's broken right now, man, and I must have spaced when I was getting
00:04:43cash, so I'll make it up to you next time.
00:04:45Well, what if it's not me next time?
00:04:47What if it's the other guy?
00:04:47I'll tell him to hook you up.
00:04:51He's gonna keep it, okay?
00:04:52He's a dick.
00:04:53Excuse me, please.
00:04:55Yes, sir.
00:04:57Hey, look, I'm good for it, man.
00:04:59I'm, I'm, I'll make it up to you.
00:05:01I'm, seriously.
00:05:03I don't make a living wage.
00:05:04How do you afford to live here, sir?
00:05:06Damn it.
00:05:07Hey, uh.
00:05:08It's Andre.
00:05:09Stipping your delivery guy?
00:05:11Not intentionally.
00:05:12That's the tip.
00:05:14Good one.
00:05:15My girlfriend and I, we broke up, so I didn't help.
00:05:18Isha left you?
00:05:19She did, but it was more mutual.
00:05:22I asked her to leave, so, you know.
00:05:24Oh, shame.
00:05:25She always signed for my packages, and she seemed so fun.
00:05:28I get it.
00:05:28She was amazing.
00:05:31Yeah, she was.
00:05:32And she was very cute, and, uh, oh, well.
00:05:36I gotta get these oysters on ice.
00:05:40Oh, uh, hey, Andre.
00:05:41What is your favorite Gardner St. James movie?
00:05:45Oh.
00:05:46The funny one with the, uh.
00:05:48The lousy bandit.
00:05:49Yeah, that's it.
00:05:50Why is he, uh.
00:05:51No, no.
00:05:53Not yet.
00:05:54But, uh, that's a good one, though.
00:05:55Mm.
00:05:58Lousy bandit.
00:06:21Hey, hey, man.
00:06:23Hey, hey, hey, man.
00:06:25Look, hey, I got a tip.
00:06:27Hey, come on.
00:06:28Dude.
00:06:29I got a tip.
00:06:30Huh.
00:06:32Boom.
00:06:33All right.
00:06:34Okay.
00:06:35Actually, can I get a dollar back from that?
00:06:38It's 25% tip, man, for a delivery.
00:06:40Come on.
00:06:41Enjoy your dollar.
00:06:43I will.
00:06:47Appreciate it.
00:06:47Yeah.
00:06:49Okay.
00:07:07Just right upstairs.
00:07:12He says, you have a beautiful city.
00:07:16It's lovely.
00:07:17It's our first time.
00:07:19Ah, okay.
00:07:21Ciao.
00:07:30No.
00:07:32No.
00:07:36No.
00:07:42No.
00:07:44No.
00:07:45Oh, come on, man.
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:51Yep.
00:07:52No.
00:07:52Okay.
00:07:52Okay.
00:07:57All right.
00:08:03Hey, hey.
00:08:04You got Neil.
00:08:06Hey, Neil.
00:08:07It's Charles.
00:08:10I kind of did a stupid thing.
00:08:11I locked myself out of my apartment.
00:08:14So, if you happen to have a set of spare keys that I hope, I hope I gave you, can
00:08:21you please
00:08:22call me back and let me know?
00:08:23Because I am locked out of my apartment.
00:08:24I repeat, I'm locked out of my apartment.
00:08:27Man down.
00:08:28Call me back.
00:08:39Oh, God.
00:08:41The video.
00:08:44Almost.
00:08:45Smiley face?
00:08:55Hey, leave a message for Tony.
00:08:56And if you're calling for go-go-go-ji energy juice, that is, uh, no longer a thing.
00:09:01Hey, Mr. Carabaggio.
00:09:03This is Charles.
00:09:05Hey, uh, I'm in apartment two.
00:09:06Look, I'm sorry to bother you, but, uh, locked myself out of my apartment by mistake.
00:09:11Um, and, um, just wondering if you were in the neighborhood, if you could come by and
00:09:16let me in.
00:09:17This is Charles.
00:09:25Yeah, I locked myself out.
00:09:27Sucks.
00:09:53Yes?
00:09:54Andre, hey, uh, it's Charles from two floors down.
00:09:57Who?
00:09:58Your fellow building inhabitant, Charles.
00:10:03Isha's ex.
00:10:04Look, I locked myself out.
00:10:06I was wondering if I could come up to your apartment and, um, climb out on your fire escape
00:10:11and go down and see if my window is open.
00:10:14Right now?
00:10:15Yeah.
00:10:16I, uh, really need to get back in.
00:10:20All right.
00:10:22Thank-thank you.
00:10:32Perfect.
00:10:37What now?
00:10:38Yeah, I have to be buzzed in, so, that...
00:10:58Thank you so much.
00:11:00Andre, I'm sorry to bother you.
00:11:02And I hope that I'm not interrupting anything.
00:11:09Hey, guys.
00:11:10Hi.
00:11:12Charles, this is Soren and Sylvia Thorin from Oslo.
00:11:16Sore, Syl, this is Charles from, uh, downstairs.
00:11:20Hi.
00:11:21I'm Sylvia's...
00:11:22I'm Charles.
00:11:24I am Charles.
00:11:25I'm Charles.
00:11:29Yes, we're in a relationship.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Swingers?
00:11:33If you want to phrase it inelegantly, sure.
00:11:36I'm sorry.
00:11:36That's right.
00:11:36That is my bad.
00:11:37And you're locked out, Mr. Charles?
00:11:39Yeah, I grabbed the wrong keys.
00:11:41I grabbed my girlfriend's car keys, so...
00:11:44And where is she?
00:11:45Uh, we broke up.
00:11:47Um, so I'm just moving her car until, um...
00:11:51I don't know what...
00:11:53Would you like to have some wine with us?
00:11:55An oyster?
00:11:56They are both soleil.
00:11:57Oh, well, if you...
00:11:59No, no, no, no, no.
00:12:00Charles is eager to get back inside.
00:12:02I'll show you the fire escape.
00:12:03Okay.
00:12:07Beautiful.
00:12:08This is...
00:12:09Okay.
00:12:10Uh, I'm gonna go.
00:12:11It was nice to meet you.
00:12:12Tildin' Helse.
00:12:13Oh, what is...
00:12:14Oh, yeah.
00:12:15Okay.
00:12:18Swing.
00:12:19Around that.
00:12:20Um, I hate you.
00:12:23Okay.
00:12:27Okay.
00:12:32Wow.
00:12:37This is, uh...
00:12:39It's high up.
00:12:40Yes, it is.
00:12:41Bye.
00:12:47Okay.
00:12:49Okay.
00:12:52It's okay.
00:12:53I hate my life.
00:12:55This is...
00:12:56This is my life now.
00:12:59Sturdy.
00:12:59Sturdy, sturdy for I escape.
00:13:02Okay.
00:13:04Haha.
00:13:06Oh, God.
00:13:08It's okay.
00:13:09I just wanna be inside.
00:13:15It's okay.
00:13:17Okay.
00:13:19That's not weird.
00:13:20Waiting for the child through a window.
00:13:22Fire escape.
00:13:24Oh, great.
00:13:30Mm-hmm.
00:13:32Mm-hmm.
00:13:33Come on.
00:13:34Come on.
00:13:48I think I'm gonna play this glass.
00:13:54Okay.
00:13:55This one is gonna help.
00:13:57Hey, you!
00:13:57you on the fire escape what are you doing I locked I locked myself out of my
00:14:06apartment this is my apartment you locked yourself out on the fire escape
00:14:11yeah no just the door this door yeah well yeah that one and my apartment see
00:14:18I ordered food from burrito town you wanted a tip because I don't get a tip
00:14:23ran up then ran out give me tip came back the keys locked out so I went up to my
00:14:28neighbor use fire escape to come down to see my window is open and it wasn't so
00:14:32I'm out on the fire escape okay I'm gonna need to see some ID my license in my
00:14:38apartment all right I need you to come down here okay hold on I'll be right
00:14:45down come down here yeah but I have to go up to come down so you know just I'll be
00:14:53right there
00:15:00so sorry see this this is my neighbor does your neighbor have ID do you know this
00:15:14man well I wouldn't say I know him his name is Charles he lives below me on the
00:15:18second floor and hey that is my car oh for the look come on what time is it it's
00:15:25not even 11 35 the sign says 11 30 oh my god are we done here
00:15:36stay off the fire escapes got it yes yes ma'am sorry ma'am younger than you sir
00:15:43sorry about that no no no wait wait don't don't wait I'm moving it I'm moving it
00:15:47right now I'm moving it right this is yours look oh this is yours yes this is mine okay
00:15:51then you will be receiving the parking no why don't you just not do that and then we
00:15:54can just all have a good day tell me not to do my job
00:15:56don't tell me not to do my job your job just don't you're a fascist
00:16:24what's up with your AI documentary I feel like you've been working on it for like forever yeah it's five
00:16:30years actually
00:16:31so I had to shut it down but hey I need a refill you guys good I'll be right
00:16:35back thank you
00:16:42the open bars over at 11 so we got a jet from maker yeah well I'm tired of party
00:16:47hopping and I'm tired of this I'm gonna call the lift okay why don't you go go
00:16:54without it I'm tired
00:17:16I'm so over this
00:17:20over what all of this me too
00:17:23just want to like do nothing need to recharge now I was thinking the exact
00:17:31same thing before you walked over here we're stuck in you huh maybe I need a
00:17:37collaborator
00:17:38collaborator
00:17:39collaborator
00:17:39mm-hmm
00:17:42just
00:17:43one second just one second okay
00:17:57one second
00:17:59one second
00:18:00yeah
00:18:05yeah
00:18:06No! Yes!
00:18:13Oh, my God, man. Thank you for coming.
00:18:15Of course, of course. Hey, buddy.
00:18:18I got a deadline.
00:18:20What's...
00:18:21Man, I got a cat.
00:18:23Oh, that's cool. I'm allergic, man.
00:18:25You got my keys?
00:18:26Well, I'm pretty sure I put them in my key drawer,
00:18:30but I don't know which they are.
00:18:32Why do you have so many keys?
00:18:34It does seem like a lot.
00:18:37Is that a...
00:18:39Thanks a lot, Andre.
00:18:41My friend, he has my extra keys, I hope.
00:18:53Oh, wait.
00:18:55This is for the bathroom at the office.
00:18:58Try...
00:18:59This one.
00:19:00Good night. Thank you.
00:19:02Can you, uh, with that, can that...
00:19:04Come on, Cosmo.
00:19:05Up you go, sweetie boy.
00:19:09Oh, wait. That's my ex's, I think.
00:19:12Boy, she'd be pissed.
00:19:14This is so annoying, man.
00:19:16My keys are right there.
00:19:18Right there!
00:19:19So, you and Isha are...
00:19:23done, done?
00:19:23She cheated on me.
00:19:26Don't tell anybody.
00:19:27Oh, no, really?
00:19:29Well, screw her, then.
00:19:32You ever been...
00:19:34treated on?
00:19:36Probably.
00:19:38How'd you find out?
00:19:40She told me.
00:19:42Yeah, she even apologized.
00:19:45I don't know.
00:19:46Is that cool of her?
00:19:47It seems cool.
00:19:49It is what it is, I guess.
00:19:50My mailbox key!
00:19:52I've been looking for this.
00:19:54Sorry, you were saying?
00:19:55Nothing.
00:19:56Nothing.
00:19:57Just, yeah, she apologized.
00:19:59But it doesn't change that she did it, though.
00:20:02Now who went?
00:20:04Some asshole.
00:20:05I mean...
00:20:07I just want to fuck!
00:20:09You want to what?
00:20:10My car.
00:20:11Her car, man.
00:20:13Hey, wait, wait, I'm here!
00:20:14I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
00:20:15Wait, wait!
00:20:16Come on, you just started!
00:20:18When I start typing, it's over.
00:20:21I should ding you for driving without shoes on, too.
00:20:24Give me a break.
00:20:25And without a license on your person.
00:20:27But my license is right there.
00:20:28Right there in my apartment, you see that?
00:20:29That's my apartment, I live here.
00:20:31You're not even a real...
00:20:34What's...
00:20:34Z Slater?
00:20:35What's the Z for?
00:20:37Officer Slater.
00:20:38Okay, Officer Slater.
00:20:40Shouldn't you be able to arrest some real criminals or something?
00:20:42City drivers are real criminals.
00:20:43Says who?
00:20:44Says me.
00:20:44Who are you?
00:20:45Someone who knows.
00:20:49Now move your car, or I'll ticket it again in 10.
00:20:55Wait.
00:20:56Nuh-uh.
00:20:57What?
00:20:58What did I just say?
00:21:00My...
00:21:0471531, that's your number?
00:21:05Take a look.
00:21:06I won't forget that.
00:21:07Officer.
00:21:08Slaters.
00:21:09Slater.
00:21:10Whatever.
00:21:11She's a big policeman!
00:21:16Going into my apartment, officer?
00:21:18Sure.
00:21:22Yes?
00:21:24It's me again.
00:21:25Can you...
00:21:26Buzz me?
00:21:26Yeah.
00:21:27Okay.
00:21:28I took a...
00:21:28One point...
00:21:32Nope.
00:21:33Dammit.
00:21:37What am I going to do with all these keys?
00:21:44It feels weird to throw out keys.
00:21:46Even dead ones.
00:21:48Yeah.
00:21:50Hey, could you, uh...
00:21:52Could you move Isha's car to a good spot?
00:21:55You and Isha broke up, but you're still moving our car.
00:21:58If you could just...
00:22:00Okay.
00:22:01Okay.
00:22:04Watch Cosmo.
00:22:30Allergic to cats.
00:22:33Sucks.
00:22:40Cool.
00:22:41Kill me.
00:22:53God bless you.
00:22:56I luck myself out.
00:22:57Without your shoes?
00:22:58Yeah.
00:23:00What size are you?
00:23:01Thirteen.
00:23:02Oh, too bad.
00:23:03My husband's a size ten.
00:23:06I'm Sarah, by the way.
00:23:08Charles.
00:23:10Excuse me.
00:23:12Thank God.
00:23:12It's my landlord.
00:23:15Uh, hi, Mr. Caravaggio.
00:23:17How are you?
00:23:18Can't talk.
00:23:18I'm driving.
00:23:18What's up?
00:23:19I locked myself out.
00:23:20Oh, for God's sake.
00:23:22You couldn't have picked the worst day.
00:23:24I'm taking my mother-in-law to the eye doctor.
00:23:26She got cataracts.
00:23:27Pick a fucking lane shitbag.
00:23:29Jesus.
00:23:30Sorry, Carl.
00:23:30You were saying?
00:23:31No problem.
00:23:32It's Charles.
00:23:33Um, I don't mean to bother you.
00:23:34It's just that I kind of have a work thing that I have.
00:23:37I'll come ASAP.
00:23:38Just promise me you won't go to a locksmith.
00:23:40You know they make copies of your keys and steal your shit.
00:23:43You know that, right?
00:23:43So, how long are we thinking time-wise?
00:23:46As soon as I can call.
00:23:47Eat my dick, you motherfucker!
00:23:53Bless you.
00:23:55Oh.
00:24:08Took your sleep time.
00:24:11Yeah, but the fuck I got is fire.
00:24:14Could kill Tuesday.
00:24:16Uh, fish!
00:24:17Wow, you really are allergic.
00:24:20Well.
00:24:21These worms ain't gonna radiate themselves.
00:24:24Oh, my dude.
00:24:26All right, then.
00:24:28Adios, amigo.
00:24:29Yeah.
00:24:34Nice.
00:24:37You make Charles sad.
00:24:39Agreed.
00:24:46Hi, Charlie.
00:24:48I'm locked out.
00:24:49You're what?
00:24:50I fucking locked myself out of my apartment with no shoes.
00:24:55But I got Wi-Fi.
00:24:56Poor Charles.
00:24:58Well, it looks like a beautiful day.
00:25:00God, I miss fall in New York.
00:25:03Yeah, I guess.
00:25:04Who we at?
00:25:04Hey, aren't you curious about this little boo-boo?
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:08Um, what's up with that?
00:25:10All the power went out in the nursery, so all the OBs are watching later.
00:25:13Whoa, crazy.
00:25:14You know, we can talk about that later because my battery's low, and I'm gonna see how far
00:25:18I can stretch this dollar.
00:25:19Copy that.
00:25:20Say goodbye to Charlie.
00:25:30Okay.
00:25:32Wait.
00:25:32Wait.
00:25:33Wait.
00:25:34Wait.
00:25:37Wait.
00:25:46Wait.
00:25:47Wait.
00:25:55You talk about, like, the outside world and not liking it, but how did, I mean, how
00:26:00would you even know?
00:26:01We, we never go out.
00:26:03We never go out because I like being at home with you.
00:26:07I like being at home with you, too.
00:26:09So then what's the problem?
00:26:10I mean, I thought you said that you were completely okay not going out anymore.
00:26:13Okay.
00:26:14Amanda's having a party on Saturday.
00:26:16Why don't we go?
00:26:17Well, that's just not my thing, babe.
00:26:19I mean, what?
00:26:21I mean, don't you hate going to those parties and people are like, well, what are you working
00:26:23on?
00:26:23Really, it's just an excuse for them to talk about what they're working on and drop some
00:26:27name.
00:26:28Maybe they actually want to know what you're working on.
00:26:31Yeah, I doubt that.
00:26:33Let's just mix it up.
00:26:41Hey, guys.
00:26:42Come on, Tina.
00:26:43I'm, I'm really thirsty.
00:26:44Kid.
00:26:44Kid you.
00:26:48So thirsty, guys.
00:26:50Kid.
00:26:51Yep.
00:27:02Oh, yeah.
00:27:03You still thirsty?
00:27:04Oh, shit.
00:27:07Where are you parents?
00:27:08Where are you parents?
00:27:34I, uh, how could you?
00:27:38I don't know.
00:27:39It wasn't about you.
00:27:41Then who was it about?
00:27:42Me.
00:27:43Her.
00:27:43Can we discuss this another time?
00:27:45Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:27:46Is, is now inconvenient for you?
00:27:48I thought we were friends.
00:27:50You did?
00:27:51Well, not like friends, like not, but you know, you suck.
00:27:54Can you keep it down?
00:27:57Oh, yeah.
00:27:57She sucks.
00:27:59Oh, that's not me.
00:27:59This woman sucks.
00:28:01Tweet that.
00:28:01Ow!
00:28:02Please let go on my finger.
00:28:03I'll let go when you stop pointing it at my girl.
00:28:06Your girl?
00:28:07Grace.
00:28:09You know this clown?
00:28:11Where are your shoes, man?
00:28:12I don't know him, but please don't.
00:28:16Please don't what?
00:28:18Grace cheated on me.
00:28:19It's not Grace.
00:28:21My girlfriend, Isha, cheated on me with Grace.
00:28:25Isha?
00:28:25Your yoga friend?
00:28:27I'm sorry.
00:28:28I asked you if you had feelings for her, and you said no, remember?
00:28:33You were always so flirty.
00:28:34I thought the same thing.
00:28:35I am so, so sorry.
00:28:37I, I, I didn't mean to.
00:28:40It's not what you think.
00:28:43I cheated too.
00:28:45What?
00:28:46With who?
00:28:47With Daryl's intern, Augustine, from work.
00:28:50Oh.
00:28:53Augustine?
00:28:53With the soul patch.
00:28:55I know.
00:29:00Izzy.
00:29:02I forgive you.
00:29:07I forgive you.
00:29:08You're right.
00:29:09And I don't blame you.
00:29:10But Isha is a beautiful woman.
00:29:12No offense.
00:29:14Are you kidding me with this?
00:29:16People make mistakes.
00:29:17No way.
00:29:18Hell no.
00:29:18No, Grace should be mad at you.
00:29:20You should be mad at Grace, because she ruined my relationship.
00:29:23Maybe you should consider some forgiveness.
00:29:25Charles, it was one time.
00:29:27I know Isha feels bad about it.
00:29:30She does?
00:29:30Your phone's dinging, man.
00:29:34No!
00:29:35Call.
00:29:36It's Mr. Camaraggio.
00:29:37I'm in front of the building.
00:29:38I decided to come to you first, but you're not here.
00:29:42I got the keys, but I just can't leave them.
00:29:45And my mother-in-law's freaking out.
00:29:46Shut up, Grace.
00:29:47Listen, I'll be back later.
00:29:49Just remember, no locksmiths.
00:29:50They steal your shit.
00:29:51You got a signal, asshole.
00:29:57God.
00:29:59Dude.
00:30:00Mark went again for no fucking reason.
00:30:16Oh, my God.
00:30:29Hey, babe.
00:30:31I'm sorry.
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:33I didn't mean to scare you.
00:30:34I'm sorry.
00:30:35You okay?
00:30:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:37I'm good.
00:30:37Yeah?
00:30:39Hey, you hungry?
00:30:43Think about ordering some burritos.
00:30:45No, I'm not in a burrito mood.
00:30:46I got to prep for my hearing.
00:30:47Oh, yeah.
00:30:48Fish tacos, then.
00:30:49I'm not hungry.
00:30:50Okay, so then, Gritz, then, with that and saying, huh?
00:30:53I don't want to order takeouts.
00:30:55You're being really considerate.
00:30:57Are you okay?
00:30:59Uh, yeah.
00:31:01Yeah.
00:31:02Why wouldn't I be?
00:31:03Because you're standing there with this really kind of insane smile on your face.
00:31:07I can't help it.
00:31:08I'm nervous.
00:31:09Nervous?
00:31:09Why?
00:31:16Ish.
00:31:16I made out with somebody.
00:31:21And I'm really sorry.
00:31:31Who was it?
00:31:33Grace.
00:31:37We were having wine at her place, and I was super stressed about my client, who might
00:31:42be getting her kids removed because of that bullshit drug raid.
00:31:45And I must have been dehydrated or something.
00:31:48Because I got drunk really, really quick.
00:31:52What, you just kissed?
00:31:53Yeah.
00:31:56I mean, mostly.
00:31:57Mostly?
00:31:59Mostly?
00:31:59What?
00:32:00It's just...
00:32:01I don't...
00:32:03I just...
00:32:03It's...
00:32:04Oh, fuck.
00:32:05Oh.
00:32:06I just...
00:32:07Hey.
00:32:08It was a mistake.
00:32:15Listen to me.
00:32:18It really doesn't mean anything.
00:32:22It really doesn't mean anything.
00:32:25Of course it does.
00:32:34Fuckin' hedgehog.
00:32:36Fuckin' hedgehog.
00:32:46Fuck me.
00:32:50Oh my god, I gotta sit down.
00:32:59What's your deal?
00:33:01Yeah, you.
00:33:03Oh, I'm locked out.
00:33:04I live here.
00:33:05I locked myself out.
00:33:06Oh, it's dumb.
00:33:08Sorry.
00:33:09I'm just having a bad day.
00:33:11Oh my god, my back.
00:33:13Ah.
00:33:14When did your baby do?
00:33:16Two days ago.
00:33:17Is that okay?
00:33:19Oh.
00:33:22You just move in?
00:33:24I've lived here for three years.
00:33:27Weird.
00:33:28I've never seen you before.
00:33:31I'm Paige.
00:33:33That's my stoop self.
00:33:35Ah.
00:33:36Hey.
00:33:37Hi.
00:33:37Hi.
00:33:38How you doing?
00:33:39Yeah.
00:33:40Oh my god.
00:33:42If she doesn't come by Thursday, I'm having a C-section on Friday, so...
00:33:47Is that why you're having a bad day?
00:33:49No.
00:33:50C-section's cool.
00:33:51I mean, it's not cool.
00:33:53But, you know, it's just...
00:33:56Party's over, man.
00:33:58No more sleeping in.
00:33:59No more eating crap.
00:34:01Can't do mushrooms.
00:34:02On top of all that, I gotta make room.
00:34:05Hence the stoop sale.
00:34:07That's what the chalk's for.
00:34:08Yeah.
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:11Hey.
00:34:11You wouldn't want to do a very pregnant lady a solid, would you?
00:34:15If I get down there, I don't think I'm getting back up again.
00:34:18What do you want me to do?
00:34:41What do you want me to do?
00:34:53Oh, good Sam.
00:34:57Oh, good Sam.
00:34:58Oh, good Sam.
00:35:30There's keys in the garbage.
00:35:36Yeah, that was me. Sorry.
00:35:43Were you on the fire escape before?
00:35:45Yeah.
00:35:47I got locked out.
00:35:49I'm Charles.
00:35:50Hi.
00:35:51Hi.
00:35:53I live here, too. In apartment two?
00:35:56You're in apartment three, right?
00:35:57Yes.
00:35:59Excellent.
00:36:02Okay, so I buzzed apartment four with Andre in it,
00:36:05and I went to see if I could use a fire escape so I could go down to my fire
00:36:08escape and open my window,
00:36:09and, yeah, that's why I was on the fire escape.
00:36:13I'm gonna get some juice.
00:36:17Charles!
00:36:18You got a minute?
00:36:20Yeah.
00:36:23I know you said you were 13, but I was tossing some of Vinnie's shoes, and I thought that maybe
00:36:29some were a little roomy.
00:36:30Oh, loafers!
00:36:38Magic.
00:36:40Uh-huh.
00:36:43Thank your husband, anyway.
00:36:45Want me to get rid of those pesky big toes for you?
00:36:51Is it someone with keys?
00:36:53No, it's, uh, it's my Tinder.
00:36:56Your what?
00:36:57Online dating?
00:36:58Online dating?
00:36:59On the internet?
00:36:59I don't do that.
00:37:01It's just a way for people to connect.
00:37:03Oh, that's nice.
00:37:04Yeah.
00:37:06Uh, can you tell us the radio?
00:37:08You don't mind?
00:37:09This legendary actor Gardner St. James' condition continues to worsen.
00:37:13Perhaps most well-known for playing opposite Xavier Clifton in the award-winning melodrama, I Am Mercury.
00:37:18I have that one DVD of his, the sad one, with the girl and-
00:37:23Grosser's daughter?
00:37:24Oh, my, you're good.
00:37:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, my battery's dead.
00:37:30You want to use my portable?
00:37:32A landline?
00:37:33I don't know my boss's number.
00:37:35I don't know anybody's number.
00:37:37Oh!
00:37:38Hey!
00:37:39Hey, apartment three!
00:37:41Um, sorry, do you have a- my phone's dead.
00:37:45Do you have a charger that I could use?
00:37:48I'm not supposed to let strangers in.
00:37:50You know, that's smart.
00:37:51It's smart.
00:37:52That's- that's smart.
00:37:53But see, I'm not a stranger, because I live below you, and we met in that very spot a few
00:37:57minutes ago, so...
00:38:08I have to be really quiet, okay?
00:38:21Thank you for doing this.
00:38:23Shh.
00:38:24Oh!
00:38:25Fucking apartment!
00:38:26Is that enough?
00:38:28Oh, did you play?
00:38:30Shh!
00:38:31Who are you listening to?
00:38:34Um, excuse me, who are you?
00:38:37I'm Charles.
00:38:38Um, I live in an apartment, too.
00:38:40I asked Elena if I could use her charger.
00:38:42I- I- I hope that's okay.
00:38:43Why can't you charge your device in your own apartment?
00:38:46He's locked out.
00:38:47I'm locked out.
00:38:49Will you dispose of this?
00:38:50Please?
00:38:56I, um, I recognize you from the stairwell.
00:39:00But Elena should not have invited you in without my permission.
00:39:04I- I know.
00:39:05I'm sorry.
00:39:05That's my fault.
00:39:06I just...
00:39:07Only thing I was thinking about was charging my phone.
00:39:09My daughter wasn't thinking at all.
00:39:11Were you, lovely?
00:39:14Uh, is that- is that you?
00:39:17Mm.
00:39:17That was a very famous show.
00:39:19Um, I got a rave in the voice.
00:39:22They said that I was the most memorable nun.
00:39:25Most memorable nun?
00:39:27Wow.
00:39:28That's something.
00:39:29Oh, well, Elena is our real star here.
00:39:33Here, why don't you, um, play something for, uh...
00:39:37Charles.
00:39:37Charles.
00:39:38I'm sorry.
00:39:38Yes.
00:39:39Mama, I'd rather not.
00:39:41She has a recital on Sunday and she needs all the practice that she can get.
00:39:44Please, Mama, I don't want to.
00:39:45But you have an audience.
00:39:46You mustn't disappoint them.
00:39:48Oh, no.
00:39:48If she doesn't want to, she-
00:39:50Please.
00:39:50Okay?
00:39:51You are embarrassing me.
00:39:54I can go.
00:39:54You know, honey, just sit your ass down
00:39:57and play us a tune.
00:40:00No!
00:40:02Stop it, Mama.
00:40:03Please.
00:40:03Alright then, get out!
00:40:04Fine!
00:40:04Get out of my house!
00:40:05Both of you!
00:40:06Get out of my house!
00:40:07Oh, okay.
00:40:08Um...
00:40:09Out!
00:40:09Jesus!
00:40:10Get out of here!
00:40:14You okay?
00:40:16Am I?
00:40:16Am I?
00:40:17Are you okay?
00:40:21Sorry, this didn't charge more.
00:40:23No, no.
00:40:24I'm sorry.
00:40:25Why are you sorry?
00:40:27I mean, cause...
00:40:29Did I do something?
00:40:31No.
00:40:37I really need to charge this.
00:40:39I do have an idea.
00:40:40Another charger.
00:41:09Nice setup.
00:41:11I know.
00:41:14So?
00:41:15What do you do up here?
00:41:17Just hang out?
00:41:18I mostly...
00:41:20watch people.
00:41:22I'll see.
00:41:23Hey!
00:41:23Be careful!
00:41:25It's not scary.
00:41:26You totally survived if you fell.
00:41:27Wait.
00:41:27Wait.
00:41:28Wait.
00:41:28Wait.
00:41:32That's where I'm coming.
00:41:33Oh, yeah.
00:41:35Haha.
00:41:39This is crazy.
00:41:42Wow, wow, wow.
00:41:44There's this kid I know at school who spits on people for mysterious, but he's on the 16th
00:41:50floor, so they just think it's air conditioning.
00:41:52Gross.
00:41:54Yeah.
00:41:57Yeah.
00:42:23Hey!
00:42:24Those kids.
00:42:25They threw water balloons at me before.
00:42:28Oh, I know those kids.
00:42:30They stole my Halloween candy last year.
00:42:32That's just wrong.
00:42:35We could spit on them.
00:42:40Or...
00:42:41Oh, yeah.
00:42:43They still there?
00:42:44Yep, I can see them.
00:42:47Okay. One...
00:42:50Two...
00:42:50Three!
00:42:52Oh wait, they're talking to somebody.
00:42:55What the fuck?
00:43:00That was bad.
00:43:01Are you kidding me?
00:43:03Yep, that was bad.
00:43:09God!
00:43:10It's UPS.
00:43:12My package. I gotta get down there.
00:43:19The police are still there.
00:43:22You parked legally?
00:43:30There is another one.
00:43:50You can take the roofs to 6th Avenue.
00:43:53And the third building in,
00:43:54the one with the old roof deck,
00:43:55there's a fire escape you can climb down.
00:43:58It'll let you out onto the street
00:43:59where you can go catch the truck.
00:44:02Yes.
00:44:04God damn it.
00:44:07Oh!
00:44:09Wait!
00:44:10Wait!
00:44:11Please, you got my package!
00:44:13You got my package, man!
00:44:14You got my package!
00:44:16I, I...
00:44:18Wait!
00:44:18Wait!
00:44:19Wait, wait, wait!
00:44:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, please!
00:44:21Please, please, please, please!
00:44:22Can you stop?
00:44:23You got my package!
00:44:24Your clothes you have not worn in years.
00:44:26Like, 20 years.
00:44:27You're still from high school.
00:44:28High school?
00:44:29Wait, because I still fit in the last one.
00:44:30Yeah!
00:44:31Look, I don't fit anything right there!
00:44:32Oh!
00:44:36Oh!
00:44:52Hi there!
00:44:54Everything okay?
00:44:56Someone hit me with a water balloon.
00:44:59Someone on this roof!
00:45:02Get out!
00:45:03On this roof?
00:45:04Yeah, and they're getting a fat ticket when they come down here!
00:45:08Maybe it was an accident?
00:45:09Yeah, right.
00:45:10At least it was just water this time.
00:45:12Man, these city drivers, they think I'm out to get them.
00:45:16Aren't you?
00:45:21Okay, maybe I am.
00:45:23It still...
00:45:25sucks to be hated.
00:45:27Oh, come on.
00:45:29I'm pretty certain it was an accident.
00:45:31In fact, I know it was.
00:45:35Okay, okay, okay.
00:45:36It was not meant for you.
00:45:37It was not meant for you!
00:45:38Okay, come on!
00:45:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:45:40Okay, look.
00:45:40See, these kids, they hit me with the balloon earlier, and then I was on the roof, and I took
00:45:46one of the balloons, and I thought it was...
00:45:47It was not meant for you!
00:45:49It was not meant for you!
00:45:49I swear!
00:45:52Shit!
00:45:53They already gave you a good ticket today, and those kids... suck!
00:45:57Hey!
00:46:00So we'll call it even.
00:46:03Really?
00:46:04Thank you!
00:46:05Thank you!
00:46:06Thank you!
00:46:06Hey, hey, wait a minute!
00:46:07Hold on, uh...
00:46:09Why don't you, uh, try this?
00:46:18Nice kicks!
00:46:18Yeah, retail therapy.
00:46:21Just went through a big breakup, so...
00:46:23What do you do?
00:46:25I'm an editor for TCM.
00:46:27The old movies channel?
00:46:29Like you, you make movies?
00:46:30Well, I used to make documentaries, but no, now I cut in-memoriam videos of old or at-risk celebrities
00:46:39so that they're ready to be aired, you know, whenever shit happens.
00:46:43You make eulogies for people who aren't dead yet? That's dark.
00:46:48My ex said the same thing.
00:46:50Who's the youngest you've got?
00:46:52Um, Corey Feldman?
00:46:54No, no, uh, Lindsay Lohan.
00:46:55I mean, there's no perfect science to it, you know?
00:46:59I mean, nobody saw Bourdain coming or... Prince.
00:47:04Oh... Prince.
00:47:06Right?
00:47:06That wrecked me.
00:47:08Hey, isn't there an actor right now who's dying?
00:47:10What's his name?
00:47:11Um, the guy who did the one with the wife?
00:47:13Forty Nights to the Future.
00:47:15Yes!
00:47:15What's his name?
00:47:16Gardner St. James.
00:47:17Yeah, I was about to send his in, but I had to add this one more scene, and then it
00:47:21gets stuck in my house, and my boss is gonna kill me.
00:47:25There you go.
00:47:28See?
00:47:30Yikes.
00:47:32Why didn't you just send it in?
00:47:34Because I couldn't.
00:47:35I mean, okay, there's this one scene from this movie he did called God's Firebird, and it was filmed in
00:47:41Argentina, and not a lot of people know about it, but it had to be in there.
00:47:46You're an obsessive.
00:47:47I'm like that with food.
00:47:49Like I need Esposito's today.
00:47:52What's Esposito's?
00:47:56Yo, John, I'm gonna need two Italian combos, sweet peppers and a hot, quarter pound of stuffed olives with gorgonzola,
00:48:02and move your van by the hydrant before I ding you with another violation.
00:48:06Lorenzo, move the friggin' van to a meter.
00:48:09Come back for the kind of sausage.
00:48:12Mwah.
00:48:25Yeah.
00:48:26It's okay.
00:48:28It's really good.
00:48:30What are the best foods have you not had since you've lived here?
00:48:49Oh, I'm so full.
00:48:53You missing out on these things?
00:48:55It was too sad.
00:48:57Oh, yeah, no.
00:49:00I'm gonna pay you back as soon as I get back inside.
00:49:02I buy you a sandwich, you buy me a sandwich.
00:49:05It all evens out.
00:49:08Yeah, totally.
00:49:10Maybe I could buy you a sandwich sometime this week.
00:49:13Or maybe a drink.
00:49:16You mean a date?
00:49:18Yeah.
00:49:21No.
00:49:22Thanks.
00:49:23No.
00:49:24What?
00:49:25What did I say?
00:49:25Didn't you just break up?
00:49:27Yeah, well, uh, yeah.
00:49:30Yeah, no thanks.
00:49:32This is so lame.
00:49:33Wait, I didn't mean to overstep.
00:49:34I just thought of it and, uh...
00:49:37Guys always gotta take it there.
00:49:39God forbid you make a female friend, right?
00:49:41Hey, I have a female friend in Guatemala.
00:49:44Oh.
00:49:44My mistake.
00:49:47Gotta get back to it.
00:49:48Oh, wait.
00:49:49Wait.
00:49:50Wait.
00:49:51Will you hold on?
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:00You back in your place?
00:50:01No.
00:50:01And it's stressing me out.
00:50:03No one's got keys for you?
00:50:04No.
00:50:05And Gardner St. James is dying and I just met a girl.
00:50:08You did?
00:50:09Who?
00:50:09A cop.
00:50:10And she is pissing me.
00:50:12A cop?
00:50:12Oh, please don't ask cops out.
00:50:14I don't know.
00:50:14I just...
00:50:15I just...
00:50:17Oh.
00:50:18Excuse me.
00:50:20Oh.
00:50:21Okay.
00:50:21Wait.
00:50:21What about Gardner St. James?
00:50:22Oh, God.
00:50:22I gotta call you back.
00:50:24Oh.
00:50:25Oh, Jesus.
00:50:28Oh.
00:50:29Oh.
00:50:29Please.
00:50:29Please.
00:50:30Please.
00:50:30Please.
00:50:31Oh.
00:50:33You did not.
00:50:34My water balloon had to.
00:50:35It's me.
00:50:36It's Charles.
00:50:37Look, I need to use the bathroom when I'm still locked up.
00:50:39Please, you gotta let me up.
00:50:40It's a good neighbor.
00:50:41Audrey, please.
00:50:42No.
00:50:43Sorry.
00:50:44I'm sorry.
00:50:44My mother is my mother.
00:50:45Charles, I will do it.
00:50:48Okay.
00:50:48Okay.
00:50:49Open the door.
00:50:50Let me open the door.
00:50:52Oh.
00:50:54Hello, Mr. Charles.
00:50:56Hey, where's the bathroom, please?
00:50:56It's right there.
00:50:57Oh, my God.
00:50:58Oh.
00:50:59Oh, my God.
00:51:01I want to be along this way.
00:51:19Hi.
00:51:19Um.
00:51:21I...
00:51:22I owe you my life.
00:51:24I understand.
00:51:27It's not good.
00:51:28It's not good.
00:51:29He says he can relate.
00:51:30Last year at the reindeer festival.
00:51:32Not good.
00:51:33Well, if I happen to have spoiled the mood, I hope that it can be unspoiled.
00:51:39Doubtful.
00:51:40But we'll try.
00:51:42Okay.
00:51:42Time to go.
00:51:43Hey.
00:51:43Can I ask you guys a question?
00:51:46No.
00:51:46Yeah.
00:51:46What?
00:51:46How do you...
00:51:48Not get jealous?
00:51:50Yeah.
00:51:51They're inkelt.
00:51:52Yeah.
00:51:52You're ick, yeah.
00:51:53For they leave a court.
00:51:55He says it is easy.
00:51:57It is not because life is short.
00:52:00That's it?
00:52:00Yeah.
00:52:01He calls jealousy poison and it steals your life force.
00:52:06But...
00:52:06What are you really asking?
00:52:12I...
00:52:13Don't know.
00:52:14Were you jealous of someone and did you push them away?
00:52:17Yes, but it wasn't...
00:52:18You know, I wasn't jealous for no reason.
00:52:20I was jealous because my girlfriend cheated on me.
00:52:23With someone who leaves the house?
00:52:24Yeah.
00:52:25And I...
00:52:26I asked her to leave.
00:52:27Did you catch her with another man?
00:52:29No.
00:52:29She told me.
00:52:30And it was a woman.
00:52:32Many times they cheated?
00:52:33Um, well, they...
00:52:34Heavily made out plus other stuff, but yeah, just once.
00:52:38Look, okay, I know that I'm a square and everything, but, um...
00:52:40Are each and I actually done, done, like...
00:52:43Do you miss her?
00:52:43Sure.
00:52:44Then go get her, Romeo.
00:52:45But see, you know, the problem is, is that I...
00:52:48I...
00:52:48Okay.
00:52:49I take her back in my mind and then I picture her with other people and I just...
00:52:54I just...
00:52:55I freak out.
00:52:56I just get so mad.
00:52:58Why?
00:52:59I don't know.
00:53:00Maybe you need another way to think.
00:53:02Like...
00:53:03Why did she cheat on you?
00:53:04Because she...
00:53:05Actually liked this other woman?
00:53:07Yeah.
00:53:12He says that it is not fun to see a man upset.
00:53:15What is your lover's name?
00:53:17Isha.
00:53:18Isha.
00:53:20Sounds like...
00:53:21Maybe not a bad person.
00:53:24So...
00:53:25Put yourself in her head.
00:53:27And...
00:53:28Relax.
00:53:29Relax.
00:53:30I know.
00:53:31Just relax.
00:53:33Well, you know what?
00:53:35Thanks, guys.
00:53:36I mean, yeah.
00:53:37I really appreciate it.
00:53:38Now, if you don't mind.
00:53:40Oh, yeah.
00:53:40Cause you've got to...
00:53:42Don't be crap.
00:53:44Guys.
00:53:46Bye, guys.
00:53:50We're such good people.
00:53:52We're such good people.
00:54:16Hey, this is Chad at TCM on-air promotion.
00:54:19Do you know what to do?
00:54:21Chad.
00:54:22It's Charles.
00:54:25And I'm locked out of my apartment.
00:54:31Also, Isha and I broke up, so we're gonna have to put a pin in Gardner St. James.
00:54:37Why do we have to air the video the second that he dies anyway?
00:54:40He's gonna be dead for a while, so what's the rush?
00:54:42Isn't it better that we do it right?
00:54:43I mean, maybe it's bad karma that we make these videos before the actors die anyway.
00:54:49Did you ever think about...
00:54:51About that?
00:54:55I'm sorry.
00:54:57I am losing it.
00:55:00We gotta go.
00:55:02Can you be really gentle when you pull those out?
00:55:03Like, don't dig through.
00:55:04Just, like, pull them out one at a time.
00:55:07Wow.
00:55:08You are busy.
00:55:11Was it my chalk?
00:55:12No, my husband's selling our comic collection cause he's terrible.
00:55:16Power?
00:55:17Yeah, that's how we met.
00:55:18He's a Marvel guy.
00:55:19I'm a DC girl.
00:55:20Oh, wow.
00:55:21That's...
00:55:22That's rough.
00:55:22Yeah.
00:55:23I mean, kinda.
00:55:24You know, Batman, Iron Man.
00:55:26They really aren't that different in the end.
00:55:27Hey, I said no digging.
00:55:29Dan, we're keeping this box.
00:55:31Hey, here you go.
00:55:33Ooh, thank you.
00:55:34Now that is a beautiful pin.
00:55:37I never wear jewelry, but this caught my eye and it was only $2.
00:55:42Sounds like a steal.
00:55:43Well, Charles, would you help me with something in the house?
00:55:46Yeah, sure.
00:55:47I got a few minutes.
00:55:48Okay, good.
00:55:49I see you got some shoes, finally.
00:55:55Is your husband home?
00:55:57No, he's dead.
00:55:59Two months ago yesterday, he passed away.
00:56:03I'm so sorry.
00:56:05Oh, don't be.
00:56:06He was a vegetable.
00:56:08Excuse me for a moment.
00:56:10Yes, ma'am.
00:56:27Mr., uh, did you burn all these movies?
00:56:30No, Vinny did.
00:56:31He loved comedies and old movies and anything by Xavier Clifton.
00:56:37I just started watching the early ones.
00:56:40I love Young Clifton.
00:56:43Young Clifton, right?
00:56:45This fucking thing.
00:56:47Excuse my language.
00:56:49My daughter got a new one and she gave me this one and I can't figure it out.
00:56:54Okay, well, what do you want to do with it?
00:56:56I want to date on the computer.
00:57:00I'm sorry.
00:57:01Uh, why?
00:57:03I want to fool around while I still got it, Charles.
00:57:06Okay.
00:57:08Uh, you know what?
00:57:10No, that's cool.
00:57:11Let's see.
00:57:13Uh, okay.
00:57:15I can hook you up, but I need a picture of you, you know, for your profile.
00:57:20Can I change?
00:57:21Do you have time?
00:57:22I am waiting for keys, but, um, let's do it real quick.
00:57:27I'll be right back.
00:57:28Okay.
00:57:32Wow.
00:57:35This is, this is nice.
00:57:40Are we still in Brooklyn?
00:57:43Uh, where should I go?
00:57:45Uh, how about by that bush?
00:57:50Oh, this one.
00:57:52Yeah.
00:57:53Why don't you put your hands out like, um, like you grew it.
00:57:56I did.
00:57:57There we go.
00:57:58There it is.
00:57:58Right there.
00:57:59Oh, lovely.
00:58:01Take a look at these.
00:58:06Okay.
00:58:06Oh, my God.
00:58:08I'm old.
00:58:09Oh, no, no, no.
00:58:11Yes, I am.
00:58:17What's wrong?
00:58:18I forgot I don't have my USB cable.
00:58:20Your what?
00:58:21You know, it's what you use to upload the photos from your phone to your computer.
00:58:24I mean, I have one.
00:58:25I'm just locked out.
00:58:28Oh.
00:58:30Hey, Elena!
00:58:34Elena!
00:58:36What?
00:58:37Can I borrow your USB cable?
00:58:41Okay.
00:58:45Thank you very much.
00:58:47We are in business now.
00:58:48Where are you doing?
00:58:49Jaws is helping me compute a date.
00:58:51Let's see here.
00:58:53Uh-huh.
00:58:53Grab this here.
00:58:55Now, I don't mean to rush this at all, but I'm not sure.
00:58:58But, uh, is this photo okay?
00:59:02Oh, yes.
00:59:03Go ahead.
00:59:04Okay.
00:59:05Looking good.
00:59:07Introduce yourself.
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:08Who are you?
00:59:09What are you looking for?
00:59:10You know, just lay it out.
00:59:12Okay.
00:59:12I'm a 75-year-old widow, born and raised in Brooklyn, who was looking for a nice person
00:59:21to spend some time together.
00:59:23Hmm.
00:59:23Should I be more forward?
00:59:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:59:26That's good.
00:59:26It's better to be real than forward on these.
00:59:29Okay.
00:59:30First question.
00:59:31Are you an early riser?
00:59:32No.
00:59:33Me neither.
00:59:34Next.
00:59:35Could you date someone who is disorganized?
00:59:40I don't think so.
00:59:42Vinny used to put his dirty socks in the dishwasher.
00:59:45Who's Vinny?
00:59:46My husband.
00:59:47Oh, don't worry.
00:59:48He's dead.
00:59:49Yeah, so no messy people.
00:59:51No.
00:59:53Is jealousy good for a relationship?
00:59:55Seriously?
00:59:56What's wrong?
00:59:58Nothing.
00:59:59It's just...
01:00:00You know, it doesn't matter.
01:00:01What's your answer?
01:00:03I say...
01:00:04Yes.
01:00:06You do?
01:00:07I think it's good to have a little fire burning.
01:00:11What's eating you?
01:00:11I just think that jealousy makes everything hard.
01:00:15I mean, they mess things up with me and my girlfriend.
01:00:17But this is your profile, so...
01:00:19You have a girlfriend?
01:00:21I don't know.
01:00:24And last but not least, do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
01:00:28No.
01:00:29Now that's the big question, isn't it?
01:00:32What do you think, sweetie?
01:00:35How about you?
01:00:38You know, I don't really know.
01:00:40You really think jealousy is okay?
01:00:42I mean, it's not a sign of things not working?
01:00:46I always liked driving Benny nuts.
01:00:50And when he made me nuts, I thought, this means I love him.
01:00:57So, yes, I think things happen for a reason.
01:01:04Is it done?
01:01:06Pick three.
01:01:08Why is he wearing a mask?
01:01:09Yeah, don't pick him.
01:01:11Okay.
01:01:13Him.
01:01:15Him.
01:01:17And Big Kevin, too.
01:01:19I like his glasses.
01:01:21Now what?
01:01:22Send a note to Big Kevin.
01:01:24Just say what?
01:01:25How about, hi, I like your glasses.
01:01:27Just say that.
01:01:29Hi, I like your glasses.
01:01:30Okay.
01:01:31I need a better chair, though.
01:01:34Oh.
01:01:35Yeah.
01:01:38Oh, gosh.
01:01:40Yes.
01:01:42So, tell us about your girlfriend.
01:01:47Ex.
01:01:48Ex-girlfriend.
01:01:49What does she do?
01:01:51She's a lawyer for parents who are in trouble with the state and in danger of losing their kids.
01:01:57She defends them.
01:01:58That's terrible.
01:01:59Yeah, it's pretty stressful.
01:02:00Does this lawyer have a name?
01:02:04Esha.
01:02:07Esha Ellis Winters.
01:02:24Ah.
01:02:27Switch.
01:02:28What?
01:02:28Yeah.
01:02:31Okay, so you just pulled out.
01:02:33Yeah.
01:02:33Desserts.
01:02:34Who's saying?
01:02:35Out of nowhere.
01:02:36Collaboration.
01:02:37Mm-hmm.
01:02:42Oh.
01:02:44What?
01:02:44Where did you get it from?
01:02:46Did you make this?
01:02:48They say make the tart.
01:02:49I make the tart.
01:02:51Yeah.
01:02:52Yeah.
01:02:52Yes.
01:02:53What?
01:02:56All right, dude.
01:03:01I'm Esha.
01:03:03All right, don't think this is crazy, but I have a thing about handshakes. Just follow me, okay?
01:03:07Okay.
01:03:10Charles.
01:03:13Nice to meet you, Esha.
01:03:14Nice to meet you, too.
01:03:19So, what are you doing after this?
01:03:21You know, stick about going home and not eating out of a plum tart I made.
01:03:28Oh, you don't think I brought all my tarts to this party?
01:03:32You can't let them have all the goods.
01:03:34Mm-mm.
01:03:35Well, that sounds really nice.
01:03:37So, what happened?
01:03:38She kissed somebody else.
01:03:40Oh, well, that's not the end of the world.
01:03:43Oh, it feels like it...
01:03:45I mean, should I...
01:03:46Should I not care?
01:03:48Well, of course you should care.
01:03:52Caring means she means something to you.
01:03:55I think she did it because she didn't love me anymore.
01:03:57Why wouldn't she love you?
01:03:59Because I was stuck.
01:04:04Because I wasn't always, but then I just...
01:04:06I just stayed put.
01:04:09Well, if you went out today...
01:04:12Yeah.
01:04:18Can I play your piano?
01:04:21Be my guest, sweetheart.
01:04:30I can play my recital piece.
01:04:33Oh.
01:04:34Well.
01:04:35Well, I can do that.
01:04:40Well, I can do that.
01:04:43I can play my next song, too.
01:04:59I didn't know.
01:04:59Well, I can do that.
01:06:03Oh!
01:06:03Oh!
01:06:04Oh!
01:06:05Oh!
01:06:05Oh my God!
01:06:07Oh my God!
01:06:09My monster!
01:06:10My monster!
01:06:11Wow!
01:06:12Wow!
01:06:14Wow!
01:06:14What's wrong, sweetheart?
01:06:16I love to play the piano, but my mom makes it really not fun.
01:06:21Oh!
01:06:23You're very talented.
01:06:25You know that, don't you?
01:06:28Anytime you want to play, you just come over here and you can play as long as you want to,
01:06:35just for fun.
01:06:38Oh, can I see your radio?
01:06:43After undergoing an experimental treatment, doctors report that legendary actor Gardner
01:06:47St. James is expected to make a full recovery from his life-threatening condition.
01:06:52Mr. St. James spoke to reporters from the Mary Magdalene Hospital about his upcoming film,
01:06:56Drag Me Back From Hell, due in theaters next month.
01:07:00Gardner St. James is gonna live!
01:07:03You see?
01:07:05Everything's okay.
01:07:08Oh, I know.
01:07:10What?
01:07:13Oh, boy.
01:07:15Uh, Miss Sarah, um...
01:07:17What is it?
01:07:18Big Kevin has written back, and he says he would love to know how you grow your magnolias
01:07:26so big.
01:07:27I still got it, baby.
01:07:30Okay.
01:07:31She says...
01:07:39Mm-hmm.
01:07:46Nice.
01:07:48Real nice.
01:07:49You know, I thought it was gonna rain today, but it ended up being a nice day.
01:07:53That's what I'm gonna do now.
01:07:54What do you mean?
01:07:55Is someone gonna bring you your kiss?
01:07:57No, I think I live out here now.
01:07:58Miss Sarah, talk to you a minute.
01:08:01Me?
01:08:02Yeah.
01:08:02You, uh, been on any roofs today?
01:08:09Uh, wait...
01:08:09Hey!
01:08:10What's going on?
01:08:10Is this the guy?
01:08:12Oh, wait, wait.
01:08:13What'd I do?
01:08:13What'd you do?
01:08:14Well, a burglar's been breaking into buildings through roofs.
01:08:16Got a call.
01:08:17Someone mentioned this man's description was up there today.
01:08:19You know anything about that?
01:08:20Oh, no, no.
01:08:21I just...
01:08:21No way, man.
01:08:22I just got locked out.
01:08:24They said he was wearing polka dot socks.
01:08:26All right.
01:08:26I'm gonna take a look at your feet, sir.
01:08:28See?
01:08:28Let me explain, man.
01:08:29Look at that.
01:08:30Uh-huh.
01:08:31I can't be the only one.
01:08:31You're under arrest.
01:08:32Oh, come on.
01:08:33Look, I swear.
01:08:34I just got locked out.
01:08:35I live right there.
01:08:36We know him.
01:08:37He lives here.
01:08:38He lives there?
01:08:39Oh, God.
01:08:39He's cheap.
01:08:4125%.
01:08:41Krista has a chain of blood.
01:08:42Come on.
01:08:42Pull your mind.
01:08:44Kommentare!
01:08:44Hey, whew, hey, whew, hey, wait.
01:08:45Watch your details right there, man.
01:08:46I'm resisting!
01:08:49This is dumb, man.
01:08:51I'm resisting!
01:08:53Hey, no!
01:08:54What are you doing?
01:08:56Hey!
01:08:58What are you doing?
01:08:59This is ridiculous!
01:09:01I need to talk to you, too.
01:09:04Stay right there.
01:09:19Understand, this is your call.
01:09:27Sorry about the...
01:09:30...misunderstanding. Have a good day.
01:09:31Wait, wait, what did you say?
01:09:33Couldn't hear you over the injustice.
01:09:36Embarrassing me in front of my neighborhood.
01:09:37That's great.
01:09:41What'd you tell them?
01:09:43Did I live here?
01:09:44No, I told them we were friends.
01:09:50Yeah, you, you and I.
01:09:52Oh, God, I hate the police.
01:09:56Okay, okay.
01:10:04Thank you, thank you.
01:10:06Hold on a minute.
01:10:10Um, just...
01:10:12Hey.
01:10:14Hey.
01:10:16What are you doing here?
01:10:19I came to give you your keys back.
01:10:23He's locked out.
01:10:25This is Elena, and this is Slater.
01:10:27Opposite. Slater, they're...
01:10:29They're my friends.
01:10:31This is...
01:10:33Isha, my, uh...
01:10:34I know Elena.
01:10:35You do?
01:10:38She lives above us.
01:10:40Above you.
01:10:42Nice to meet you.
01:10:45Everything okay?
01:10:47Just serving and protecting.
01:10:49Hey, let me see that ticket I gave you.
01:10:52The ticket?
01:10:52Yeah.
01:10:53It happened, um...
01:10:55Earlier.
01:10:56Wait, I thought that once you start talking, that it's...
01:10:59It's over?
01:10:59Yeah.
01:11:00Total myth.
01:11:03But you do owe me a sandwich.
01:11:05I won't forget.
01:11:08No, you won't.
01:11:11She...
01:11:13Can I come in?
01:11:14Yeah.
01:11:15Get my things.
01:11:15Yeah.
01:11:17You bought movers?
01:11:19Yeah.
01:11:21I just wanted to be quick.
01:11:23Okay, yeah.
01:11:24Yeah.
01:11:29Then...
01:11:33Let's go.
01:11:34Go, go, go.
01:11:36Okay, yeah.
01:11:37Then...
01:11:43Boom.
01:11:45Wow.
01:11:46Oh...
01:11:58Okay, yeah.
01:12:18Hey, thank you for, you know, keeping me company today.
01:12:23Sure.
01:12:24Good luck.
01:12:41You guys can start taking up the boxes.
01:12:43Those records need to go to me.
01:12:48Oh, uh, here's your car keys.
01:12:52Thank you for moving it.
01:12:53Sure.
01:12:55Um, I don't actually know where it is, but I know that it's safe till Tuesday.
01:13:05You know what, uh, uh, can you guys just, just stop for a second?
01:13:09Um, I just want to say that, uh, I forgive you.
01:13:27No, no, no, I, I forgive you.
01:13:30I'm not mad anymore, so you don't have to go.
01:13:33Uh, so guys, hey, hey guys, uh, we're good here.
01:13:36Thanks, I forgave her.
01:13:37Uh, okay.
01:13:38Um, I really appreciate that.
01:13:42I do, but I, I, I don't think I should stay.
01:13:47Why not?
01:13:52Because we're moving at different speeds.
01:13:55Yeah, but I just said I'll forgive you, so, you know.
01:13:57Okay, okay, can we just wait, can we just wait a second, please?
01:14:00The lady said you're moving at different speeds.
01:14:02Man, I heard her, okay?
01:14:04Isha, can you just, can you wait a second?
01:14:06Just stop.
01:14:06You're just prolonging this.
01:14:08No, uh, I got this, thank you.
01:14:10All right, Charles, Charles.
01:14:11Thank you, I'm sorry, you know.
01:14:13I was wrong, and, and I had it in my head.
01:14:16I saw this whole thing, which was huger than what I thought it was, and, um, it wasn't.
01:14:21And, um, you know, it was just a mistake, right?
01:14:23It was a mistake.
01:14:24You know, I see that now.
01:14:25I really do, and, and, and I just, I just want you to just.
01:14:29Stop, it's too late.
01:14:30No, sorry, it can't be, because not after the day, it just can't be.
01:14:34No, Charles, what did you do late?
01:14:36Uh, I'm moving you back in.
01:14:37No, I am already packed up.
01:14:39Do not let him unpack me, okay?
01:14:41No, look, look, look, you need to let go.
01:14:42No, I can't.
01:14:43No, Charles, you have to let go.
01:14:45No, just give me a minute, Isha, please.
01:14:46No, come on.
01:14:47Charles, are you serious?
01:14:48Look, I'm going to move you back in, okay?
01:14:50Oh, Charles, this is ridiculous.
01:14:50Your side of the bed, my side of the bed, this is your dress.
01:14:53I bought you this dress, you made it.
01:14:54Charles, what the hell are you doing?
01:14:56This is your jewelry, and it belongs in our bathroom.
01:14:59Can you?
01:15:00You're never going to tackle me if you're shit, man.
01:15:02You're making a job of no pain in the ass here.
01:15:04You know that, right?
01:15:05I'm really sorry for your troubles.
01:15:09Stop him.
01:15:10Hey.
01:15:12Keep her plants alone.
01:15:14Have some dickity.
01:15:15But that has to be water, man.
01:15:16Just let me pick it up.
01:15:18Let me pick it up.
01:15:19You are losing it.
01:15:20Just let me.
01:15:21You can't leave.
01:15:22No, listen, I know, I know I messed up.
01:15:24And I know that you forgive me, but I have to go.
01:15:28Isha, I got it, man.
01:15:29Look, just forgive me.
01:15:31Forgive me.
01:15:33I was stuck.
01:15:35I was holding you back.
01:15:38I just want to go with you.
01:15:41Where do you want to go?
01:15:46Out.
01:15:47I want to go out with you.
01:15:51I want to make things again.
01:15:52I want...
01:15:58Aren't you going to answer your phone?
01:16:00It's just my landlord.
01:16:02See, it's just...
01:16:04It's Chad.
01:16:05Hold on.
01:16:06Chad, yeah.
01:16:07Now it's not a great...
01:16:09Yeah, I'm back in my apartment.
01:16:11I just...
01:16:13You got to be kidding me.
01:16:18Wait, you're...
01:16:18You're joking, right?
01:16:23Well, when...
01:16:26Has it been confirmed?
01:16:30What happened?
01:16:32Okay, yeah, no.
01:16:33I just, uh...
01:16:34Yeah.
01:16:36Okay, stand by.
01:16:39Who is it?
01:16:41Xavier Clifton.
01:16:43He's dead.
01:16:46Not the ex, man.
01:16:48Loved all his movies.
01:16:49He was so good in I and Mercury.
01:16:51I have to update his video and I, uh...
01:16:54I have to send it in.
01:16:58Can you stay?
01:17:03Just...
01:17:03Just for a little.
01:17:17How are you going to stay?
01:17:46I...
01:17:49I told you I'd never let you go, Gwen.
01:17:52Not today. Not tomorrow.
01:17:58I told you I'd never let you go, Gwen.
01:18:01Not today. Not tomorrow.
01:18:04Definitely not tonight.
01:18:15Are you still locked out?
01:18:16No. I got rescued. I'm home.
01:18:20How do you feel?
01:18:22Better.
01:18:23Oh. Can't wait to hear about this.
01:18:27Bye, dudes.
01:18:30Hey.
01:18:32I just let the movers out.
01:18:34They, uh, coming back?
01:18:38Not today.
01:18:41You hungry?
01:18:42I am.
01:18:45Burrito Town?
01:18:46No.
01:18:47I got a place.
01:18:48You got a spot?
01:18:49Mm-hmm.
01:18:52Mm-hmm.
01:18:53No.
01:19:03I'm not even sure.
01:19:05No.
01:19:09No.
01:19:11No.
01:20:45I can't stop thinking back
01:20:51You might never come back
01:21:00Sitting inside my home
01:21:07Sitting here all alone
01:21:15You try, I cry
01:21:19Let's go outside, baby
01:21:29No more divine
01:21:33Let's go outside, baby
01:21:41Thought you were my destiny
01:21:49Forever you'd be with me
01:21:56Now that you've gone away
01:22:04Please, please, please come back and stay
01:22:37You try, I cry
01:22:40I've seen the truth now
01:22:44That I've been around
01:22:47I understand what it means
01:22:53Yeah
01:22:54To have a true heart
01:22:58I see past the flaws
01:23:01Nothing is perfect in this life
01:23:14You try, I cry
01:23:18You try, I cry
01:23:57You try, I cry, I cry
01:24:03Yeah, while I'm sleeping, I'm perceiving
01:24:06All of your flawless features
01:24:08Dancing while your body's weaving
01:24:09And stands on foreign beaches
01:24:11Sweet like peaches
01:24:12You got me speechless
01:24:13My mind reaches for the reasons
01:24:15You like the wishes
01:24:16I made a secret island drum
01:24:18Something wrong
01:24:19Drinking till we're feeling drunk
01:24:20Ocean winds fill our lungs
01:24:22Tip the witch's dripping funds
01:24:23In the night we run
01:24:24Keep it moving till we beat the sun
01:24:26Never young
01:24:27Scared that if we fall asleep
01:24:29The fun is done
01:24:30It's the same
01:24:30Dream I have
01:24:32Sticking in my brain
01:24:33Don't know your name
01:24:34So I'ma ask
01:24:35When we meet again
01:24:36Constant visions
01:24:37Intuition got me looking hard
01:24:39I know it's hard
01:24:40We haven't met
01:24:41It's like I know you're hard
01:24:42Without a facial beauty
01:24:44Still illuminates the dark
01:24:45I can see it's turning gray
01:24:47Sitting in the park
01:24:48We belong together
01:24:50Grow old together
01:24:51Till our spirit leaves our bodies
01:24:53In fire like they're propellers
01:24:55Every night you appear
01:24:56But in the day
01:24:57You know where to be found
01:24:59In any way
01:25:00The definition of what
01:25:02These dreams are made
01:25:04I awaken you
01:25:05Slowly start to fade
01:25:07Dreaming of you
01:25:08Dreaming of you
01:25:11Dreaming of you
01:25:13Dreaming of you
01:25:13You dreaming of you
01:25:14Dreaming of you
01:25:16Dreaming of you
01:25:18Dreaming of you
01:25:19Dreaming of you
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