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The Outside Story [Full Movie] [New Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:00:27Does he think I'm going to come running
00:00:28every time he snaps his fingers,
00:00:31like that little toy soldier of yours?
00:00:38Yes, it does seem strange.
00:00:40That's sure.
00:00:41But it's nice and solid.
00:00:46Well, I don't know about you, fellas,
00:00:48but I'd like to see Venus.
00:00:49Open number three and hit the beat.
00:00:52I'm going to shoot some game melodical.
00:00:58Venus, are you divine?
00:01:00Oui, monsieur.
00:01:01I just bet.
00:01:07And as for Ben,
00:01:09you'll have to track him down for me, won't you?
00:01:14He's a wild, too.
00:01:16Bad one.
00:01:17And the golden horse.
00:01:49So, that's it?
00:01:51You're just going to lie there?
00:01:54What should I be doing?
00:01:55I don't know, Charles.
00:01:56If it's really over,
00:01:57you should just get back out there.
00:01:59What are you talking about?
00:02:00I am getting back out there.
00:02:02You guys were so cute together.
00:02:05Can't there be some hope?
00:02:06No, because we're not doing hope today.
00:02:08All we're doing is packing her heavy-ass boxes,
00:02:11her heavy-ass law books,
00:02:13and her vinyl,
00:02:14and so many clothes.
00:02:18That's sad.
00:02:20Thanks.
00:02:22You're not going to tell me what went down?
00:02:24It's too long a story.
00:02:26But I am moving her car for her
00:02:28to prove I'm not such a monster.
00:02:29And I...
00:02:30Ayo!
00:02:31Oh, way too good to be true.
00:02:33It could be laundry day.
00:02:36So, you still just freelancing?
00:02:38Or what's up with your documentary?
00:02:41Nothing.
00:02:48God, you hear that?
00:02:50Yeah, I'm sure his neighbors are fighting again.
00:02:53What's their deal?
00:02:53I don't know.
00:02:54I mean, I think they got a kid.
00:02:56You don't know if your upstairs neighbors have a kid?
00:02:59Come on, dude.
00:02:59I think that's probably a sign
00:03:00you need to get out of your apartment.
00:03:02You know, for once.
00:03:05Yeah, I think I'm going to stay inside and feel sorry for myself all day.
00:03:12Plus, I have a deadline.
00:03:14And I'm waiting on EPS.
00:03:16And, and...
00:03:18I don't know if I were to fool.
00:03:20So now.
00:03:23So many excuses.
00:03:25You need to stop being such a shut-in.
00:03:27Yeah, whatever.
00:03:30Who's that?
00:03:31I guess it's an emergency at the hospital.
00:03:33You should probably go.
00:03:34You should too.
00:03:36Seriously, go get some air, dude.
00:03:39Okay.
00:03:39Duty calls.
00:03:40Yep.
00:03:41Yep.
00:03:42Me too.
00:03:42Uh, I'll call you back.
00:03:43Bye, Charlie.
00:03:43Yeah.
00:03:48Don't worry.
00:04:15hey hey here you go number eight extra guac horchata 15 bucks it went up yeah man avocados
00:04:24and blame the cartels oh cartels okay
00:04:30it's all i got man what about the lady who lives here we broke up it's too bad she used
00:04:37to tip i
00:04:38tip i just my heart's broken right now man and i must have spaced when i was getting cash so
00:04:44i'll
00:04:44make it up to you next time well what if it's not me next time what if it's the other
00:04:47guy i'll tell
00:04:49him to hook you up he's gonna keep it okay he's a dick excuse me please yes sir hey look
00:04:57i'm good
00:04:58for it man i'm i'll make it up to you i'm seriously i don't make a living wage how do
00:05:04you afford to
00:05:05live here sir damn it hey uh it's andre sticking your delivery guy not intentionally that's the tip
00:05:14good one my girlfriend and i we broke up so i didn't she left you she did but it was
00:05:21more mutual
00:05:22i asked her to leave so no shame she always signed for my packages and she seemed so fun
00:05:28i get it she was amazing yeah she was and she was very cute and uh oh well i gotta
00:05:36get these
00:05:36oysters on ice oh uh hey andre what is your favorite gardner st james movie oh the funny one with
00:05:48the
00:05:48you lousy bandit yeah that's it why is he uh no no not yet but uh that's a good one
00:05:55though
00:05:55hmm
00:05:57lousy bandit
00:06:20hey hey man hey hey hey hey man
00:06:25hey come on dude i got a tip boom all right okay actually can i get a dollar back from
00:06:37that
00:06:38it's 25 tip man for a delivery come on enjoy your dollar thank you i will
00:06:46appreciate it
00:06:47appreciate it
00:06:48yeah okay
00:07:07just look right upstairs
00:07:12he says you have a beautiful city it's lovely it's our first time oh okay ciao
00:07:31no no no no no no no no no come on man come on
00:08:03Hey, hey, you've got Neil.
00:08:06Hey, Neil, it's Charles.
00:08:10I kind of did a stupid thing.
00:08:12I locked myself out of my apartment.
00:08:14So, if you happen to have a set of spare keys that I hope, I hope I gave you, can
00:08:21you please
00:08:22call me back and let me know, because I am locked out of my apartment.
00:08:24I repeat, I'm locked out of my apartment.
00:08:27Man down.
00:08:28Call me back.
00:08:40Oh, God, the video.
00:08:43Oh, almost.
00:08:45Smiley face?
00:08:54Hey, leave a message for Tony, and if you're calling for go-go-go-ji energy juice, that
00:08:59is no longer a thing.
00:09:01Hey, Mr. Carabaggio.
00:09:03This is Charles.
00:09:05Hey, I'm in apartment two.
00:09:06Look, I'm sorry to bother you, but I locked myself out of my apartment by mistake, and
00:09:12I'm just wondering if you were in the neighborhood, if you could come by and let me in.
00:09:17This is Charles.
00:09:25Yeah, I locked myself out.
00:09:27Sucks.
00:09:52Yes?
00:09:53Yes?
00:09:54Hey, it's Charles from two floors down.
00:09:57Who?
00:09:58Your fellow building inhabitant, Charles.
00:10:03Isha's ex.
00:10:04Look, I locked myself out.
00:10:06I was wondering if I could come up to your apartment and climb out on your fire escape
00:10:11and go down and see if my window is open.
00:10:14Right now?
00:10:14Yeah, I, uh, really need to get back in, so...
00:10:20All right.
00:10:22Thank-thank you.
00:10:32Perfect.
00:10:37What now?
00:10:38Yeah, I have to be buzzed in, so that...
00:10:58Thank you so much.
00:11:00Andre, I'm sorry to bother you, and I hope that I'm not interrupting anything.
00:11:09Hey, guys.
00:11:10Hi.
00:11:12Charles, this is Soren and Sylvia Thorin from Oslo.
00:11:16Sore, Syl, this is Charles from, uh, downstairs.
00:11:20Hi.
00:11:21I'm Sylvia's...
00:11:22I'm-I'm Charles.
00:11:24I am Char-I'm Charles.
00:11:29Yes, we're in a relationship.
00:11:30Wow.
00:11:32Swingers?
00:11:33If you want to phrase it inelegantly, sure.
00:11:36I'm sorry, that's right, that is my bad.
00:11:37And you're locked out, Mr. Charles?
00:11:39Yeah, I grabbed the wrong keys.
00:11:41I grabbed my girlfriend's car keys, so...
00:11:44And where is she?
00:11:45Uh, we broke up.
00:11:47Um, so I'm just moving her car until...
00:11:50Mm.
00:11:50Um, I don't know what...
00:11:53Would you like to have some wine with us?
00:11:55An oyster?
00:11:56They are both soleil.
00:11:57Oh, well, if you...
00:11:59No, no, no, no, no.
00:12:00Charles is eager to get back inside.
00:12:02I'll show you the fire escape.
00:12:03Okay.
00:12:07Beautiful.
00:12:08This is...
00:12:09Okay.
00:12:10Uh, I'm gonna go.
00:12:11It was nice to meet you.
00:12:12Did you know what I said?
00:12:13Mm-hmm.
00:12:14What is...
00:12:14Oh, yeah.
00:12:15Okay.
00:12:18Swing.
00:12:19Around that.
00:12:20Um, I hate you.
00:12:21Bye.
00:12:23Okay.
00:12:25Uh.
00:12:27Oh.
00:12:28Uh.
00:12:30Uh.
00:12:31Ha-ha.
00:12:37This is, uh...
00:12:39It's high up.
00:12:40Yes, it is.
00:12:41Bye.
00:12:47Okay.
00:12:49Ha-ha.
00:12:52It's okay.
00:12:53I hate my life.
00:12:55This is...
00:12:56This is my life now.
00:12:59Sturdy.
00:13:00Sturdy, sturdy for an escape.
00:13:02Okay.
00:13:04Ha-ha.
00:13:06Oh, God.
00:13:08It's okay.
00:13:09I just want to be inside.
00:13:15Aviva!
00:13:17Okay.
00:13:19That's not weird.
00:13:20Waiting for the child through a window.
00:13:22Fire escape.
00:13:23Oh, my God.
00:13:25Oh.
00:13:26Oh, my God.
00:13:27Ha-ha-ha.
00:13:30Ha-ha-ha.
00:13:31Ha-ha-ha.
00:13:32Ha-ha-ha.
00:13:32Mm-hm.
00:13:33Mm-hm.
00:13:33Come here.
00:13:34Ha.
00:13:36Oh.
00:13:38Ah.
00:13:39Whoa!
00:13:40Okay.
00:13:42Oh, my God.
00:13:48I think I'm going to put this glass.
00:13:54Okay, this one is going to help me.
00:13:56Hey, you!
00:13:58You on the fire escape.
00:14:00What are you doing?
00:14:02I locked myself out of my apartment.
00:14:06This is my apartment.
00:14:08You locked yourself out on the fire escape?
00:14:11Yeah, no, just the door.
00:14:14This door?
00:14:15Well, yeah, that one and my apartment.
00:14:18See, I ordered food from Burrito Town.
00:14:21He wanted a tip because I don't get a tip.
00:14:23Ran up, then ran out, gave him a tip, came back, left the keys, locked out.
00:14:27So I went up to my neighbor, used fire escape to come down to see if my window was open,
00:14:31and it wasn't, so I'm out on the fire escape.
00:14:34Okay, I'm going to need to see some ID.
00:14:37My license is in my apartment.
00:14:40All right, I need you to come down here.
00:14:42Okay, hold on.
00:14:44I'll be right down.
00:14:48Come down here.
00:14:49Yeah, but I have to go up to come down.
00:14:50So, you know, I'll just, I'll be right there.
00:15:00So sorry.
00:15:02See this?
00:15:03This is my neighbor.
00:15:06Does your neighbor have ID?
00:15:13Do you know this man?
00:15:14Well, I wouldn't say I know him.
00:15:16His name is Charles.
00:15:17He lives below me on the second floor, and...
00:15:20Hey, that is my car.
00:15:21Oh, for the...
00:15:22Come on.
00:15:23What time is it?
00:15:25It's not even 1135.
00:15:27The sign says 1130.
00:15:29Oh, my God.
00:15:30Are we done here?
00:15:32Mm-hmm.
00:15:36Stay off the fire escapes.
00:15:38Got it?
00:15:38Yes.
00:15:39Yes, ma'am.
00:15:40Sorry.
00:15:41Ma'am.
00:15:42I'm younger than you, sir.
00:15:44Sorry about that, too.
00:15:45No, no, no, no.
00:15:45Wait, wait, wait.
00:15:46Don't, don't, wait.
00:15:46I'm moving it.
00:15:47I'm moving it right now.
00:15:47I'm moving it right now.
00:15:48This is yours?
00:15:49Oh, this is yours?
00:15:50Yes, this is mine.
00:15:50Okay, then you will be receiving the parking ticket.
00:15:52No, why don't you just not do that,
00:15:53and then we can just all have a good day.
00:15:55You tell me not to do my job.
00:15:56Uh, don't tell me not to do my job.
00:15:58Your job is to move it before the...
00:16:00Just don't.
00:16:00You're a fascist.
00:16:23Oh, hey, Charles.
00:16:24What's up with your AI documentary?
00:16:26I feel like you've been working on it for, like, forever.
00:16:28Yeah.
00:16:29It's five years, actually.
00:16:31So I had to shut it down, but...
00:16:33Hey, I need a refill.
00:16:34You guys good?
00:16:35I'll be right back.
00:16:37All right.
00:16:38Nice shirt.
00:16:42The open bar's over at 11, so we gotta jet if you wanna make it.
00:16:45Yeah, well, I'm tired of party hopping, and I'm tired of this.
00:16:48You sure?
00:16:49I'm gonna call the lift.
00:16:52Okay, well, why don't you go?
00:16:54Go without it.
00:16:55I'm tired.
00:16:55I'm tired.
00:17:17I'm so over this.
00:17:20You're over what?
00:17:21All of this.
00:17:22Me too.
00:17:23I just wanna, like, do nothing.
00:17:27I need to recharge.
00:17:29Yeah, I was thinking the exact same thing before you walked over here.
00:17:34We're stuck in you.
00:17:36Uh-uh.
00:17:37Maybe I need a collaborator.
00:17:38Collaborator?
00:17:39Uh-huh.
00:17:42I don't know, just...
00:17:48What's it?
00:17:50You look like it's me?
00:17:50Yeah.
00:17:51Oh.
00:17:52You found him.
00:17:54You mind?
00:17:55One second.
00:17:56Just...
00:17:57One second, okay?
00:18:03Yes.
00:18:03Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:18:06Neil!
00:18:08Yes!
00:18:08Yes!
00:18:13Oh, my God, man.
00:18:15Thank you for coming.
00:18:15Of course, of course.
00:18:16Hey, buddy.
00:18:18I got a deadline.
00:18:20What's...
00:18:21Man, I got a cat.
00:18:22Oh, that's cool.
00:18:24I'm allergic, man.
00:18:25You got my keys?
00:18:26Well, I'm pretty sure I put them in my key drawer, but I don't know which they are.
00:18:32Why do you have so many keys?
00:18:34It does seem like a lot.
00:18:37Is that a...
00:18:39Thanks a lot, Andre.
00:18:41My friend, he has my extra keys, I hope.
00:18:53Oh, wait.
00:18:55This is for the bathroom at the office.
00:18:58Try...
00:18:59This one.
00:19:02Can you, uh...
00:19:03Can that...
00:19:05Oh, wait.
00:19:10That's my exes, I think.
00:19:12Boy, she'd be pissed.
00:19:14This is so annoying, man.
00:19:16My keys are right there.
00:19:18Right there!
00:19:20So...
00:19:20You and Isha are...
00:19:23Done, done?
00:19:23She cheated on me.
00:19:26Don't tell anybody.
00:19:27Oh, no, really?
00:19:29Well, screw her, then.
00:19:32You ever been...
00:19:34Treated on?
00:19:36Probably.
00:19:38How'd you find out?
00:19:40She told me.
00:19:42Yeah, she even...
00:19:44Apologized.
00:19:45I don't know.
00:19:46Is that cool of her?
00:19:47It seems cool.
00:19:49It is what it is, I guess.
00:19:50My mailbox key!
00:19:52I've been looking for this.
00:19:54Sorry, you were saying?
00:19:55Nothing.
00:19:56Nothing, just...
00:19:57Yeah, she...
00:19:59Apologized.
00:19:59But it doesn't change that she did it, though.
00:20:02Now who went?
00:20:04Some asshole.
00:20:05I mean...
00:20:07I just wanna fuck!
00:20:09You wanna what?
00:20:10My car.
00:20:11Her car, man.
00:20:13Hey, wait, wait, I'm here!
00:20:14I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
00:20:15Wait, wait!
00:20:16Come on, you just started!
00:20:18When I start typing, it's over.
00:20:21I should ding you for driving without shoes on, too.
00:20:24Oh, come...
00:20:24Give me a break!
00:20:25And without a license on your person.
00:20:27But my license is right there!
00:20:28Right there in my apartment, you see that?
00:20:29That's my apartment, I live here...
00:20:31You're not even a real...
00:20:33What's...
00:20:34Z Slater?
00:20:35What's the Z for?
00:20:37Officer Slater.
00:20:37Well, okay, Officer Slater.
00:20:40Shouldn't you be able to arrest some real criminals or something?
00:20:42City drivers are real criminals.
00:20:43Says who?
00:20:44Says me.
00:20:44Who are you?
00:20:45Someone who knows.
00:20:49Now move your car.
00:20:51Or I'll ticket it again in 10.
00:20:55Wait!
00:20:56Nuh-uh!
00:20:57What?
00:20:58What did I just say?
00:21:00My...
00:21:01My...
00:21:0471531, that's your number?
00:21:05Take a look.
00:21:06I won't forget that.
00:21:07Officer?
00:21:08Slaters?
00:21:09Slater.
00:21:10Whatever.
00:21:12She's a big policeman!
00:21:16Going into my apartment, Officer.
00:21:18Sure.
00:21:22Yes?
00:21:24It's...
00:21:24It's me again.
00:21:25Can you...
00:21:26Excuse me?
00:21:26Yeah.
00:21:27Okay.
00:21:28I just...
00:21:28One point...
00:21:32Nope.
00:21:33Damn it.
00:21:37What am I gonna do with all these keys?
00:21:44It feels weird to throw out keys.
00:21:46Even dead ones.
00:21:48Yeah.
00:21:50Hey, could you, uh...
00:21:52Could you move Lisa's car to a good spot?
00:21:55You and Isha broke up, but you're still moving her car?
00:21:58If you could just...
00:22:00Okay.
00:22:01Okay.
00:22:04Watch Cosmo?
00:22:06Yep.
00:22:08Yep.
00:22:10Yep.
00:22:11Yep.
00:22:14I'll be back!
00:22:22Nope.
00:22:23I'm gonna just do that.
00:22:31Allergic to cats?
00:22:33Sucks.
00:22:34Sucks.
00:22:40Cool.
00:22:41Kill me.
00:22:50It's...
00:22:53God bless you.
00:22:56Unlock myself out.
00:22:57Without your shoes?
00:22:58Yeah.
00:23:00What size are you?
00:23:01Thirteen.
00:23:02Oh, too bad.
00:23:03My husband's a size ten.
00:23:06I'm Sarah, by the way.
00:23:08Charles.
00:23:10Excuse me.
00:23:12Thank God, it's my landlord.
00:23:15Uh...
00:23:16Hi, Mr. Caravaggio.
00:23:17How are you?
00:23:18Can't talk.
00:23:18I'm driving.
00:23:18What's up?
00:23:19I locked myself out.
00:23:20Oh, for God's sake.
00:23:22You couldn't have picked the worst day.
00:23:24I'm taking my mother-in-law to the eye doctor.
00:23:26She got cataracts.
00:23:27Pick a fucking lane, shitbag.
00:23:29Jesus.
00:23:30Sorry, Carl.
00:23:30You were saying?
00:23:31No problem.
00:23:32It's Charles.
00:23:33Um, I don't mean to bother you.
00:23:34It's just that I kind of have a work thing that I have.
00:23:37I'll come ASAP.
00:23:38Just promise me you won't go to a locksmith.
00:23:40You know they make copies of your keys and steal your shit.
00:23:43You know that, right?
00:23:43So, how long are we thinking time-wise?
00:23:46Soon as I can call.
00:23:47Eat my dick, you motherfucker!
00:23:53Bless you.
00:23:55Oh.
00:24:08Took your sweet time.
00:24:11Yeah, but the spot I got is fire.
00:24:14Good till Tuesday.
00:24:16Uh, itch!
00:24:17Wow, you really are allergic.
00:24:20Well?
00:24:21These worms ain't gonna radiate themselves.
00:24:25Oh, my dude.
00:24:26All right then.
00:24:28Adios, amigo.
00:24:34Nice.
00:24:36Itch!
00:24:37You make Charles sad.
00:24:39Yes!
00:24:40Agreed.
00:24:46Hi, Charlie.
00:24:48I'm locked out.
00:24:49You're what?
00:24:50I fucking locked myself out of my apartment with no shoes.
00:24:55But I got Wi-Fi.
00:24:56Poor Charles.
00:24:58Well, it looks like a beautiful day.
00:25:00God, I miss fall in New York.
00:25:03Yeah, I guess.
00:25:04Hey, aren't you curious about this little boo-boo?
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:08Um, what's up with that?
00:25:10All the power went out in the nursery, so all the OBs are watching later.
00:25:13Whoa, crazy.
00:25:14You know, we can talk about that later because my battery's low.
00:25:17And, uh, I'm gonna see how far I can stretch this dollar.
00:25:19Copy that.
00:25:20Say goodbye to Charlie.
00:25:30Okay.
00:25:31Wait.
00:25:32Wait.
00:25:34Wait.
00:25:34Wait.
00:25:42Good, what's up?
00:25:46Wait.
00:25:46You guys look nice, baby.
00:25:47It's breaking.
00:25:48Good, what's up?
00:25:55You talk about the outside world.
00:25:58I'm not liking it.
00:25:59But, I mean, how would you even know?
00:26:01I guess I was gonna get out of my place, I guess it's awesome.
00:26:03You talked about, like, the outside world.
00:26:05home with you i like being at home with you too so then what's the problem i mean i thought
00:26:10you
00:26:10said that you were completely okay not going out anymore okay amanda's having a party on saturday
00:26:16why don't we go this is not my thing babe i mean what i mean don't you hate going to
00:26:21those parties
00:26:22and people are like what are you working on really it's just an excuse for them to talk
00:26:25about what they're working on and drop some name maybe they actually want to know what you're
00:26:30working on yeah i doubt that let's just mix it up
00:26:41hey guys come on i'm really thirsty
00:26:44so thirsty guys thank you
00:26:59okay yep
00:27:00oh shit where are you parents where are you parents
00:27:30oh shit charles how are you i uh how could you
00:27:38i don't know it wasn't about you then who is it about
00:27:42me her can we discuss this another time oh i'm so sorry is now inconvenient for you
00:27:47i thought we were friends you did well not like friends like not
00:27:52but you know you suck can you keep it down
00:27:57oh yeah she sucks this woman
00:28:00she sucks sweet that ow please let go on my finger i'll let go when you stop pointing it at
00:28:05my girl
00:28:05your girl your girl grace you know this clown where are your shoes man i don't know him but
00:28:15please don't please don't what grace cheated on me it's not grace my girlfriend isha cheated on me
00:28:23with grace isha your yoga friend i'm sorry i asked you if you had feelings for her and you said
00:28:30no
00:28:31remember you were always so flirty i thought the same thing i am so so sorry i i didn't mean
00:28:38to
00:28:40it's not what you think
00:28:43i cheated too what with who with
00:28:48daryl's intern augustine from work
00:28:52augustine with the soul patch i know
00:29:00izzy
00:29:02i forgive you
00:29:07i forgive you
00:29:09and i don't blame you isha is a beautiful woman
00:29:12no offense
00:29:14are you kidding me with this
00:29:15people make mistakes
00:29:17no no way hell no no grace should be mad at you
00:29:19you should be mad at grace because she ruined my relationship
00:29:22maybe you should consider some forgiveness
00:29:25charles it was one time
00:29:26i know isha feels bad about it
00:29:29she does
00:29:30your phone's dinging ma'am
00:29:34no
00:29:35carl is mr camaraggio i'm in front of the building
00:29:38i decided to come to you first but you're not here
00:29:42i got the keys but i just can't leave them
00:29:44and my mother-in-law's freaking out
00:29:46shut up
00:29:47listen i'll be back later
00:29:48just remember no locksmiths
00:29:50they steal your shit
00:29:51you got a signal asshole
00:29:57god
00:30:14oh my god
00:30:29hey baby
00:30:30i'm sorry
00:30:31i'm sorry
00:30:32i didn't mean to scare you
00:30:34i'm sorry
00:30:35you okay
00:30:36yeah yeah yeah
00:30:36i'm good
00:30:37yeah
00:30:39hey uh
00:30:40you hungry
00:30:42think about ordering some burritos
00:30:44no i'm not in a burrito mood
00:30:46i gotta prep for my hearing
00:30:47oh yeah
00:30:48fish tacos then
00:30:49i'm not hungry
00:30:50okay so then uh grits then
00:30:52with that insane hustle
00:30:53i don't want to order takeouts
00:30:55you're being really considerate
00:30:57are you okay
00:30:58uh yeah
00:31:01yeah
00:31:02why wouldn't i be
00:31:03because you're standing there with this really
00:31:05kind of insane smile on your face
00:31:07like
00:31:07i can't help it i'm nervous
00:31:08nervous why
00:31:17i made out with somebody
00:31:21and i'm really sorry
00:31:31who was it
00:31:33grace
00:31:37we were having wine at her place
00:31:39and
00:31:39i was super stressed about my client
00:31:42who might be getting her kids removed
00:31:43because of that bullshit drug raid
00:31:45and i must have been dehydrated or something
00:31:48because i got drunk really really quick
00:31:51what you just kissed
00:31:53yeah
00:31:55i mean mostly
00:31:57mostly
00:31:58mostly
00:31:59what
00:32:00it's just
00:32:01i don't
00:32:02i just
00:32:03it's
00:32:03oh
00:32:04fuck
00:32:05oh
00:32:05hey
00:32:07it was a mistake
00:32:15listen to me
00:32:18it really doesn't mean anything
00:32:22it really doesn't mean anything
00:32:25of course it does
00:32:33oh
00:32:34fucking
00:32:35hedgehog
00:32:45fuck me
00:32:50oh my god
00:32:51i gotta sit down
00:32:59what's your deal
00:33:01yeah you
00:33:03oh i'm locked out
00:33:04i live here
00:33:05i locked myself out
00:33:06oh it's dumb
00:33:08sorry
00:33:08i'm just having a bad day
00:33:10oh my god
00:33:11my back
00:33:13ah
00:33:14when does your baby do
00:33:15two days ago
00:33:16is that okay
00:33:18oh
00:33:22you just move in
00:33:23i've lived here for three years
00:33:27weird
00:33:28i've never seen you before
00:33:31i'm page
00:33:32that's my stoop cell
00:33:34ah
00:33:36hey
00:33:36hi
00:33:37how you doing
00:33:38yeah
00:33:39oh my god
00:33:42if she doesn't come by
00:33:43thursday
00:33:44i'm having a c-section
00:33:45on friday so
00:33:46is that why you're having a bad day
00:33:48no
00:33:50c-section's cool
00:33:51i mean it's not cool
00:33:52but
00:33:53you know
00:33:54it's just
00:33:56party's over man
00:33:57no more sleeping in
00:33:59no more eating crap
00:34:00can't do mushrooms
00:34:02on top of all that
00:34:03i gotta make room
00:34:05hence the stoop sale
00:34:07that's what the chalk's for
00:34:08yeah
00:34:11hey
00:34:11you wouldn't want to do a very pregnant lady a solid would you
00:34:15if i get down there i don't think i'm getting back up again
00:34:18what do you want me to do
00:34:37do you want me to do a very important thing to do
00:34:45do you want me to do a very important thing to do
00:34:45do you want me to do a very important thing to do
00:34:45do you want me to do a very important thing to do
00:34:54Oh, yes, Sam.
00:35:30There's keys in the garbage.
00:35:36Yeah, that was me.
00:35:39Sorry.
00:35:43Were you on the fire escape before?
00:35:45Yeah.
00:35:47I got locked out.
00:35:49I'm Charles.
00:35:50Hi.
00:35:51Hi.
00:35:53I live here, too.
00:35:54In apartment two?
00:35:56You're in apartment three, right?
00:35:57Yes.
00:35:59Excellent.
00:36:02Okay, so I buzzed apartment four with Andre in it,
00:36:05and I went to see if I could use this fire escape
00:36:07so I could go down to my fire escape and open my window,
00:36:09and, yeah, that's why I was on the fire escape.
00:36:13I'm gonna get some juice.
00:36:17Charles!
00:36:18Charles, you got a minute?
00:36:20Yeah.
00:36:23I know you said you were 13,
00:36:25but I was tossing some of Vinny's shoes,
00:36:27and I thought that maybe some were a little roomy.
00:36:30Oh, loafer!
00:36:33Oh, loafer!
00:36:38Magic.
00:36:42Thank your husband anyway.
00:36:45Want me to get rid of those pesky big toes for you?
00:36:51Is it someone with keys?
00:36:53No, it's, um, it's my Tinder.
00:36:56Your what?
00:36:57Online dating.
00:36:58On the Internet.
00:36:59I don't do that.
00:37:01It's just a way for people to connect.
00:37:03Oh, that's nice.
00:37:04Yeah.
00:37:06Oh, can you tell us the radio?
00:37:08Do you mind?
00:37:09His legendary actor, Gardner, St. James' condition continues to worsen.
00:37:13Perhaps most well-known for playing opposite Xavier Clifton
00:37:16in the award-winning melodrama, I Am Mercury.
00:37:19I have that one DVD of his.
00:37:22The sad one with the girl and...
00:37:24Grosser's daughter?
00:37:24Oh, my, you're good.
00:37:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:28My battery's dead.
00:37:30You want to use my portable?
00:37:32A landline?
00:37:33I don't know my boss's number.
00:37:35I don't know anybody's number.
00:37:37Oh, hey!
00:37:39Hey, apartment three!
00:37:41Um, sorry, do you have a...
00:37:44My phone's dead.
00:37:45Do you have a charger that I could use?
00:37:47I'm not supposed to let strangers in.
00:37:50You know, that's smart.
00:37:51It's smart, that's smart.
00:37:53But, see, I'm not a stranger,
00:37:55because I live below you,
00:37:56and we met in that very spot a few minutes ago, so...
00:38:03Ah!
00:38:09I feel really quiet, okay?
00:38:13Okay.
00:38:21Thank you for doing this.
00:38:23Shh.
00:38:24Oh, fucking apartment.
00:38:26Is that enough?
00:38:28Oh, do you play?
00:38:30Shh!
00:38:31Who are you whispering to...
00:38:34Um, excuse me, who are you?
00:38:37I'm Charles.
00:38:38Um, I live in an apartment, too.
00:38:41I asked Elena if I could use her charger.
00:38:42I hope that's okay.
00:38:43Why can't you charge your device in your own apartment?
00:38:46He's locked out.
00:38:47I'm locked out.
00:38:49Will you dispose of this?
00:38:50Please?
00:38:56I, um, I recognize you from the stairwell.
00:39:01But Elena should not have invited you in without my permission.
00:39:04I-I know.
00:39:05I'm sorry.
00:39:05That's my fault.
00:39:06I just...
00:39:07The only thing I was thinking about was charging my phone.
00:39:09My daughter wasn't thinking at all.
00:39:11Where are you, lovey?
00:39:14Uh, is that...
00:39:16Is that you?
00:39:17Hmm.
00:39:17That was a very famous show.
00:39:19Um, I got a rave in the voice.
00:39:22They said that I was the most memorable nun.
00:39:25Most memorable nun?
00:39:26I mean, wow, that's something.
00:39:30Oh, well, Elena is our real star here.
00:39:33Here, why don't you, um, play something for, uh...
00:39:37Charles.
00:39:37Charles.
00:39:38I'm sorry.
00:39:38Yeah.
00:39:39Mama, I'd rather not.
00:39:41She has a recital on Sunday, and she needs all the practice that she can get.
00:39:44Please, Mama, I don't want to.
00:39:45But you have an audience.
00:39:46You mustn't disappoint them.
00:39:47Oh, no.
00:39:48If she doesn't want to, she...
00:39:50Please.
00:39:50Okay?
00:39:51You are embarrassing me.
00:39:54I can go.
00:39:54You know, honey, just sit your ass down and lay us a tool.
00:40:00No!
00:40:02Stop it, Mama, please.
00:40:03All right, then, get out.
00:40:04Fine.
00:40:04Get out of my house, both of you.
00:40:06Get out of my house.
00:40:07Oh, okay.
00:40:09Out!
00:40:09Jesus.
00:40:10Get out of here.
00:40:14You okay?
00:40:16Am I?
00:40:16Am I?
00:40:17Are you okay?
00:40:21Sorry, this didn't charge more.
00:40:23No, no, I'm sorry.
00:40:25Why are you sorry?
00:40:27I mean, because...
00:40:28Did I do something?
00:40:31No.
00:40:37I really need to charge this.
00:40:40I do have another charger.
00:41:08I do have another charger.
00:41:21people
00:41:23hey be careful
00:41:25it's not scary you totally survived if you fell
00:41:27wait wait wait wait
00:41:32that's where I'm coming
00:41:34oh yeah
00:41:39this is crazy
00:41:42wow wow wow
00:41:44there's this kid I know at school
00:41:46who spits on people from his terrace
00:41:49but he's on the 16th floor
00:41:50so they just think it's air conditioning
00:41:53gross
00:41:54yeah
00:42:06no
00:42:23hey
00:42:24those kids they threw water balloons at me before
00:42:27oh oh I know those kids
00:42:29they stole my Halloween candy last year
00:42:32that's just wrong
00:42:35we could spit on them
00:42:39or
00:42:41oh yeah
00:42:43they still there
00:42:44yep I can see them
00:42:47okay
00:42:48one
00:42:50two
00:42:51three
00:42:51oh wait they're talking to somebody
00:42:53what
00:42:55what
00:42:55what the fuck
00:42:59that was bad
00:43:01are you kidding me
00:43:02yep that was bad
00:43:05oh
00:43:08oh god
00:43:10it's UPS
00:43:11it's UPS
00:43:12my package
00:43:12I gotta get down there
00:43:18the police are still there
00:43:20ugh
00:43:21uh
00:43:22you parked legally
00:43:30there is another one
00:43:50you can take the roofs to 6th avenue
00:43:52and the third building in
00:43:53the one with the old roof deck
00:43:55there's a fire escape you can climb down
00:43:57it'll let you out onto the street
00:43:59where you can go catch the truck
00:44:02yes
00:44:04god damn it
00:44:09wait
00:44:10wait
00:44:11wait
00:44:11wait
00:44:12you got my package
00:44:12you got my package man
00:44:14you got my package
00:44:15I
00:44:16I
00:44:18wait
00:44:18wait
00:44:19wait wait wait
00:44:20wait wait wait wait
00:44:20please
00:44:21please please please
00:44:22can you stop
00:44:22please
00:44:23you got my package
00:44:24your clothes you have not worn in years
00:44:26like 20 years
00:44:27you're still from high school
00:44:28high school
00:44:29because I still fit
00:44:30yeah
00:44:30look I don't fit anything right
00:44:32I don't fit
00:44:34oh
00:44:53hi there
00:44:54everything okay
00:44:56someone hit me with a water balloon
00:44:58someone on this roof
00:45:01get out
00:45:03on this roof
00:45:04yeah and they're getting a fat ticket
00:45:06when they come down here
00:45:08maybe it was an accident
00:45:09yeah right
00:45:10at least it was just water this time
00:45:12man these city drivers
00:45:13they think I'm out to get them
00:45:15aren't you
00:45:21okay maybe I am
00:45:22it still
00:45:25sucks
00:45:26to be hated
00:45:27oh come on
00:45:29I'm pretty certain it was an accident
00:45:30in fact
00:45:31I know it was
00:45:34okay
00:45:36it was not meant for you
00:45:37it was not meant for you
00:45:38okay
00:45:38come on
00:45:39wait wait wait wait
00:45:40okay look
00:45:40see these kids
00:45:41they hit me with the balloon earlier
00:45:43and then I was on the roof
00:45:45and I took one of the balloons
00:45:46and I thought it was
00:45:47it was not meant for you
00:45:49I swear
00:45:52shit
00:45:52they already gave you a good ticket today
00:45:54and those kids
00:45:57suck
00:45:57hey
00:46:00so we'll call it even
00:46:02really
00:46:04thank you
00:46:05thank you
00:46:06hey
00:46:06hey wait a minute
00:46:07hold on
00:46:08why don't you
00:46:09try this
00:46:17nice kicks
00:46:18yeah retail therapy
00:46:21just went through a big breakup
00:46:23so
00:46:23what do you do
00:46:24I'm an editor for TCM
00:46:27the old movies channel
00:46:28like you
00:46:29you make movies
00:46:30well I used to
00:46:32make documentaries
00:46:33but no
00:46:33now I
00:46:34cut
00:46:35in memoriam videos
00:46:37of old
00:46:38or at risk
00:46:38celebrities
00:46:39so that they're ready
00:46:40to be aired
00:46:40you know
00:46:40whenever
00:46:41shit happens
00:46:43you make eulogies
00:46:44for people
00:46:45who aren't dead yet
00:46:47that's dark
00:46:48my ex
00:46:49said the same thing
00:46:50who's the youngest
00:46:51you've got
00:46:52um
00:46:52Corey Feldman
00:46:53no no
00:46:54Lindsay Lohan
00:46:55I mean
00:46:56there's no perfect science
00:46:58to it
00:46:58you know
00:46:59I mean
00:47:00nobody saw Bourdain
00:47:01comment art
00:47:02Prince
00:47:03oh
00:47:05Prince
00:47:05that wrecked me
00:47:08hey
00:47:08isn't there an actor
00:47:09right now
00:47:09who's dying
00:47:10what's his name
00:47:11um
00:47:11the guy
00:47:12who did the one
00:47:13with the wife
00:47:1340 nights to the future
00:47:14yes
00:47:15what's his name
00:47:16Gardner St. James
00:47:17yeah I was about to send his in
00:47:18but I had to add this one more scene
00:47:20and then it gets stuck
00:47:21in my house
00:47:22and my boss
00:47:23is gonna kill me
00:47:28see
00:47:30yikes
00:47:32why didn't you just send it in
00:47:34because I couldn't
00:47:35I mean
00:47:36okay
00:47:36there's this
00:47:37one scene
00:47:38from this movie
00:47:38he did
00:47:39called God's Firebird
00:47:40and it was filmed
00:47:41in Argentina
00:47:41and not a lot of people
00:47:43know about it
00:47:43but it had to be in there
00:47:45you're an obsessive
00:47:47I'm like that with food
00:47:49like I need
00:47:50Esposito's today
00:47:52what's Esposito's
00:47:56yo John
00:47:57I'm gonna need
00:47:58two Italian combos
00:47:59sweet peppers
00:47:59not hot
00:48:00quarter pound of
00:48:00stuff dollars
00:48:01with gorgonzola
00:48:02and move your van
00:48:03by the hydrant
00:48:03before I ding you
00:48:04with another violation
00:48:06Lorenzo
00:48:06move the friggin van
00:48:07to a meter
00:48:09come back
00:48:10for the family sausage
00:48:30what are the best foods
00:48:31have you not had
00:48:32since you've lived here
00:48:50oh I'm so full
00:48:52thank you
00:48:53you missing out
00:48:54on these things
00:48:55it was too sad
00:48:57oh yeah
00:48:58no
00:49:00I'm gonna pay you back
00:49:01as soon as I get back
00:49:02inside
00:49:02I buy you a sandwich
00:49:03you buy me a sandwich
00:49:04it all evens out
00:49:07yeah totally
00:49:10maybe I could buy you
00:49:11a sandwich sometime
00:49:12this week
00:49:13or maybe a drink
00:49:16you mean a date
00:49:18yeah
00:49:21no
00:49:22thanks
00:49:23no
00:49:24what
00:49:25what did I say
00:49:25didn't you just break up
00:49:27yeah
00:49:28well
00:49:29yeah
00:49:30yeah
00:49:30no thanks
00:49:31oh this is so lame
00:49:33wait I didn't mean to overstep
00:49:34I just thought
00:49:35of it
00:49:36and uh
00:49:37guys always gotta take it there
00:49:38god forbid you make a female friend
00:49:40right
00:49:41hey I have a female friend
00:49:42in Guatemala
00:49:43oh my mistake
00:49:45oh my mistake
00:49:47gotta get back to it
00:49:48oh wait
00:49:49wait wait
00:49:51wait wait
00:49:51hold on
00:49:55oh
00:49:59hey
00:49:59you back in your place
00:50:00no
00:50:01and it's stressing me out
00:50:02no one's got keys for you
00:50:04no
00:50:05and Gardner St. James is dying
00:50:07and I just met a girl
00:50:08you did?
00:50:09who?
00:50:09a cop
00:50:10and she is pissed at me
00:50:11a cop?
00:50:12oh please don't ask cops out
00:50:14I don't know
00:50:14I just
00:50:15I just
00:50:17oh
00:50:17excuse me
00:50:20okay
00:50:21wait what about Gardner St. James?
00:50:22oh god I gotta call you back
00:50:24oh
00:50:25oh
00:50:26oh
00:50:27jeez
00:50:28oh
00:50:28oh
00:50:29please please
00:50:30please please
00:50:31oh
00:50:33you did not
00:50:34my water balloon
00:50:35it's me
00:50:35it's Charles
00:50:36look I need to use the bathroom
00:50:38when I'm still locked up
00:50:39please you gotta let me up
00:50:40as a good neighbor
00:50:41Andre please
00:50:42no sorry
00:50:45Charles I will do it
00:50:46thank you
00:50:49open the door
00:50:50let me open the door
00:50:54hello Mr. Charles
00:50:56hey where's the bathroom please
00:50:57it's right there
00:50:57oh my god thank you
00:50:59oh my god
00:51:00I'm gonna be on that way
00:51:03oh
00:51:15oh
00:51:16oh
00:51:16oh
00:51:16oh
00:51:16oh
00:51:18oh
00:51:19oh
00:51:21oh
00:51:22oh
00:51:23I owe you my life
00:51:24I understand
00:51:24the flowers at the rainstorm festival
00:51:26oh
00:51:27oh
00:51:27he says he can relate
00:51:30last year at the reindeer festival
00:51:32oof
00:51:32not good
00:51:33well
00:51:33if
00:51:34I happen to have spoiled the mood
00:51:36I hope that it can be
00:51:38unspoiled
00:51:39doubtful
00:51:40but we'll try
00:51:41okay
00:51:42time to go
00:51:43hey
00:51:43can I ask you guys a question
00:51:45no
00:51:46yeah
00:51:46how do you
00:51:48not get jealous
00:51:50yes
00:51:51yeah
00:51:51yeah
00:51:51yeah
00:51:52yeah
00:51:52yeah
00:51:52yeah
00:51:53yeah
00:51:53for the
00:51:53leave
00:51:54court
00:51:54he says
00:51:55it is easy
00:51:57it is not because life is short
00:51:59that's it
00:52:00yeah
00:52:01he calls jealousy poison
00:52:03and it steals your life force
00:52:05but
00:52:06what are you really asking
00:52:12i don't know
00:52:14were you jealous of someone
00:52:15and did you push them away
00:52:17yes
00:52:18but it wasn't
00:52:18you know
00:52:19i wasn't jealous for no reason
00:52:20i was jealous because my girlfriend cheated on me
00:52:22with someone who leaves the house
00:52:24yeah
00:52:25and i
00:52:26i asked her to leave
00:52:27did you catch her with another man
00:52:29no
00:52:29she told me
00:52:30and it was a woman
00:52:31many times they cheated
00:52:33um
00:52:33well they
00:52:33heavily made out
00:52:35plus other stuff
00:52:36but yeah
00:52:36just once
00:52:37look okay i know that i'm a square
00:52:39and everything
00:52:40but um
00:52:40are each and i actually done done
00:52:42like
00:52:42do you miss her
00:52:43sure
00:52:44then go get her romeo
00:52:45but see you know
00:52:46the problem is
00:52:47is that i
00:52:47i i
00:52:48okay
00:52:49i take her back in my mind
00:52:51and then i
00:52:52and then i picture her with other people
00:52:53and i just
00:52:54i just
00:52:54i freak out
00:52:56i just get so mad
00:52:58why
00:52:59i don't know
00:53:00maybe you need another way to think
00:53:02like
00:53:02why did she cheat on you
00:53:04because she
00:53:05actually liked this other woman
00:53:07he says it
00:53:13it is not fun to see a man upset
00:53:15what is your lover's name
00:53:17isha
00:53:18isha
00:53:19sounds like
00:53:21maybe not a bad person
00:53:23so
00:53:24put yourself in her head
00:53:27and
00:53:28relax
00:53:30i know
00:53:31just relax
00:53:33you know what thanks guys
00:53:35i mean
00:53:36i really appreciate it
00:53:38now if you don't mind
00:53:39oh yeah
00:53:40because you forgot to
00:53:42don't be crap
00:53:46bye guys
00:53:47bye guys
00:53:50we're such good people
00:54:16hey this is chad at tcm on air promotion
00:54:19i don't even know what to do
00:54:21chad
00:54:23it's charles
00:54:25and i'm
00:54:25locked out of my apartment
00:54:31also
00:54:31isha and i broke up
00:54:32so we're gonna have to put a pen
00:54:33in gardner st james
00:54:37why do we have to air the video
00:54:38the second that he dies
00:54:39anyway
00:54:40he's gonna be dead for a while
00:54:41so what's the rush
00:54:42isn't it better that we do it right
00:54:43i mean
00:54:44maybe it's bad karma
00:54:46that we make these videos
00:54:47before the actors die anyway
00:54:48did you ever think about
00:54:51about that
00:54:55i'm sorry
00:54:57i am losing it
00:55:00gotta go
00:55:01can you be really gentle
00:55:03when you pull those out
00:55:03like don't dig through
00:55:04just like pull them out
00:55:05one at a time
00:55:07wow
00:55:08you are busy
00:55:11was it my chalk
00:55:12no my husband's selling
00:55:14our comic collection
00:55:15because he's terrible
00:55:16our
00:55:16yeah that's how we met
00:55:18he's a marvel guy
00:55:19i'm a dc girl
00:55:20oh wow
00:55:21that's
00:55:22that's rough
00:55:22yeah
00:55:23i mean
00:55:23kinda
00:55:24you know
00:55:25batman iron man
00:55:26they really aren't that different
00:55:27in the end
00:55:27hey i said no digging
00:55:28dan
00:55:29we'll keep in this box
00:55:31hey here you go
00:55:32oh
00:55:33thank you
00:55:34thank you
00:55:34now that is a beautiful pen
00:55:37i never wear jewelry
00:55:39but this caught my eye
00:55:40and it was only two dollars
00:55:42sounds like a steal
00:55:43well charles
00:55:44would you help me
00:55:45with something in the house
00:55:46yeah sure
00:55:47i've got a few minutes
00:55:48okay
00:55:48i see you got some shoes
00:55:51finally
00:55:55is your husband home
00:55:56no he's dead
00:55:59two months ago yesterday
00:56:01he passed away
00:56:03i'm so sorry
00:56:05oh don't be
00:56:06he was a vegetable
00:56:08excuse me for a moment
00:56:10yes ma'am
00:56:21yes ma'am
00:56:26miss sir
00:56:27did you burn all these movies
00:56:30no
00:56:30vinnie did
00:56:31he loved comedies
00:56:33and old movies
00:56:34and anything
00:56:35by
00:56:35xavier clifton
00:56:37i just started watching
00:56:39the early ones
00:56:40i love young clifton
00:56:42young clifton
00:56:43right
00:56:45this fucking thing
00:56:47excuse my language
00:56:48my daughter got a new one
00:56:50and she gave me this one
00:56:51and i can't figure it out
00:56:53okay well
00:56:54what do you want to do with it
00:56:56i want to date on the computer
00:57:00i'm sorry
00:57:01uh
00:57:01why
00:57:03i want to fool around
00:57:05while i still got it charles
00:57:06okay
00:57:08uh
00:57:08you know what no
00:57:10that's cool
00:57:12let's see
00:57:12uh
00:57:14okay
00:57:14i can hook you up
00:57:16but i need a picture
00:57:17of you
00:57:18you know
00:57:19for your profile
00:57:20can i change
00:57:21do you have time
00:57:22i am
00:57:22waiting for keys
00:57:24but
00:57:24um
00:57:25let's do it real quick
00:57:27i'll be right back
00:57:28okay
00:57:32wow
00:57:35this
00:57:35is
00:57:37this is
00:57:38nice
00:57:40are we still in brooklyn
00:57:41thank you
00:57:43oh where should i go
00:57:45uh
00:57:45how about
00:57:47by
00:57:49that bush
00:57:50oh
00:57:51this one
00:57:52yeah
00:57:52why don't you put your hands out
00:57:54like um
00:57:55like you
00:57:55grew it
00:57:56i did
00:57:57there we go
00:57:58there it is
00:57:58right there
00:57:59oh
00:58:00lovely
00:58:00take a look at these
00:58:05oh god
00:58:08i'm old
00:58:09oh no
00:58:10no
00:58:10no
00:58:10yes
00:58:11yes i am
00:58:15well
00:58:17what's wrong
00:58:17i forgot i don't have my usb cable
00:58:20yeah what
00:58:21you know it's what you use to upload the photos from your phone to your computer
00:58:24i mean i have one i'm just locked out
00:58:27oh
00:58:30hey elena
00:58:36what can i borrow your usb cable
00:58:41okay
00:58:43hi
00:58:44hi
00:58:44yeah
00:58:45thank you very much
00:58:47we are in business now
00:58:48we are in business now
00:58:49what are you doing
00:58:49jals is helping me compute a date
00:58:51see here
00:58:52uh huh
00:58:53you have this here
00:58:54now i don't mean
00:58:56to rush this at all but uh but is this photo okay yes go ahead okay looking good introduce yourself
00:59:08yeah who are you what are you looking for you know just lay it out okay i'm a 75 year
00:59:14old widow
00:59:15born and raised in brooklyn who was looking for a nice person to spend some time together
00:59:22should i be more forward no no no no no no that's good it's better to be real than forward
00:59:29on these
00:59:29okay first question are you an early riser no me neither next could you date someone who is
00:59:39disorganized i don't think so vinnie used to put his dirty socks in the dishwasher who's vinnie my
00:59:46husband oh don't worry he's dead yeah so no messy people no is jealousy good for a relationship
00:59:55seriously what's wrong nothing it's just you know it doesn't matter what's your answer
01:00:03i say yes you do i think it's good to have a little fire burning what's eating you i just
01:00:13think that jealousy makes everything hard i mean it messes things up with me and my girlfriend
01:00:17but this is your profile so you have a girlfriend i don't know and last but not least do you
01:00:26believe
01:00:26that everything happens for a reason now that's the big question isn't it what do you think sweetie
01:00:35how about you you know i don't really know you really think jealousy is okay i mean it's not a
01:00:43sign of
01:00:45things not working i always liked driving benny nuts and when he made me nuts i thought this means i
01:00:53love him
01:00:57so yes i think things happen for a reason
01:01:04is it done pick three why is he wearing a mask yeah don't don't don't pick him okay okay uh
01:01:14him him and big kevin too i like his glasses now what send a note to big kevin
01:01:23just say what how about hi i like your glasses just say that i like your glasses okay oh i
01:01:33need a
01:01:33better chair though oh yeah thank you oh gosh yes ah thank you so tell us about your girlfriend
01:01:47girlfriend ex ex-girlfriend what does she do um she's a lawyer for parents who are in trouble with
01:01:55the state and in danger of losing their kids she defends them that's terrible yeah it's pretty stressful
01:02:00does this lawyer does this lawyer have a name isha isha ellis winters
01:02:30okay so you just pull out yeah desserts you're saying out of nowhere collaboration
01:02:44what where did you get it from did you make this they say make the tart i make the tart
01:02:51yeah yeah yeah yes what all right dude
01:03:01i'm isha all right don't think this is crazy but i have a thing about handshakes
01:03:05just just just follow me okay okay charles
01:03:13nice to meet you nice to meet you too
01:03:18so what are we doing after this you don't stick about going home and i eat another plum tart i
01:03:26made
01:03:26it oh you don't think i brought all my tarts to this party you can't let them have all the
01:03:33goods
01:03:35well that sounds really nice so what happened she kissed somebody else oh well that's not the end of
01:03:42the world oh it feels like it i mean should i should i not care well of course you should
01:03:49care
01:03:52caring means she means something to you i think she did it because she didn't love me anymore
01:03:57why wouldn't she love you because i was stuck
01:04:03because i wasn't always but then i just uh i just stayed put well if you went out today yeah
01:04:18can i play your piano be my guest sweetheart
01:04:30um i can play my recital piece oh well
01:04:36so
01:05:00so
01:05:11so
01:05:13so
01:06:14Well, what's wrong, sweetheart?
01:06:16I love to play the piano, but my mom makes it really not fun.
01:06:22Oh, you're very talented. You know that, don't you?
01:06:28Any time you want to play, you just come over here and you can play as long as you want
01:06:34to, just for fun.
01:06:38Oh, mister, can I see your radio?
01:06:43After undergoing an experimental treatment, doctors report that legendary actor Gardner St. James is expected to make a full recovery
01:06:49from his life-threatening condition.
01:06:52Mr. St. James spoke to reporters from the Mary Magdalene Hospital about his upcoming film, Drag Me Back From Hell,
01:06:57due in theaters next month.
01:06:59The Gardner St. James is going to live!
01:07:04You see, everything's okay.
01:07:13Oh, boy.
01:07:15Uh, Miss Sarah, um...
01:07:17What is it?
01:07:18Big Kevin has written back, and he says he would love to know how you grow your magnolias so big.
01:07:27I still got it, baby.
01:07:30Okay.
01:07:31She says...
01:07:32Don't say she says.
01:07:33That's her account, right?
01:07:35I still got it, babe.
01:07:46Nice.
01:07:47Real nice.
01:07:49You know, I thought it was going to rain today, but we ended up being on a nice day.
01:07:53That's what I'm going to do now.
01:07:54What do you mean?
01:07:55Is someone going to bring you your kiss?
01:07:57No, I think I live out here now.
01:07:58Miss Sarah.
01:08:00Talk to you a minute.
01:08:01Me?
01:08:02Yeah.
01:08:03You, uh...
01:08:05Been on any roofs today?
01:08:09Uh, wait...
01:08:09Hey, what's going on?
01:08:10Is this the guy?
01:08:12Oh, wait, wait.
01:08:13What'd I do?
01:08:13What'd you do?
01:08:14Well, a burglar's been breaking into buildings through roofs.
01:08:16Got a call.
01:08:17Someone mentioned this man's description was up there today.
01:08:19You know anything about that?
01:08:20Oh, no, no.
01:08:21I just...
01:08:21No way, man.
01:08:22I just got locked out.
01:08:23They said he was wearing polka dot socks.
01:08:26All right.
01:08:26I'm going to take a look at your feet now, sir.
01:08:28See, let me explain, man.
01:08:29You look at that.
01:08:30I can't be the only one.
01:08:31You're under arrest.
01:08:32Oh, come on.
01:08:33Look, I swear.
01:08:34I just got locked out.
01:08:35I live right there.
01:08:36We know him.
01:08:37He lives here.
01:08:38He lives there.
01:08:39Oh, God.
01:08:39This is cheap.
01:08:4125%.
01:08:42Wait, wait, wait.
01:08:43Hold your mind.
01:08:44Wait, wait, wait.
01:08:45Why don't you get these kids right there, man?
01:08:46That's all wonderful.
01:08:47I resist.
01:08:48I'm resisting.
01:08:49This is dumb, man.
01:08:51I live right now for 25 years, man.
01:08:54This is all right, folks.
01:08:56Hey!
01:08:59What are you doing?
01:08:59This is ridiculous.
01:09:01I need to talk to you, too.
01:09:04Stay right there.
01:09:06What are you doing?
01:09:07This is your eye?
01:09:07This is your eye.
01:09:08We got a call.
01:09:09The match is in the description.
01:09:10The ID.
01:09:10We got this.
01:09:11Socks.
01:09:12Socks?
01:09:13We got a movie downtown.
01:09:14We got a movie downtown.
01:09:16We got a movie downtown.
01:09:16We got a movie downtown.
01:09:17We got a movie downtown.
01:09:19Understand, this is your call.
01:09:20Let him go.
01:09:27Sorry about the misunderstanding.
01:09:31Have a good day.
01:09:31Wait, wait, what did you say?
01:09:33I couldn't hear you over the injustice embarrassing me
01:09:36in front of my neighborhood.
01:09:37That's great.
01:09:41What'd you tell them?
01:09:43Did I live here?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45I told them we were friends.
01:09:50Yeah, you and I.
01:09:53Oh, God, I hate the police.
01:09:55No offense.
01:09:57Oh.
01:10:03Okay, okay.
01:10:06Hold on a minute.
01:10:09Um, just.
01:10:12Hey.
01:10:14Hey.
01:10:16What are you doing here?
01:10:19I came to give you your keys back.
01:10:22Keys locked out.
01:10:25This is Elena, and this is Slater.
01:10:27Opposite.
01:10:28Slater, they're, they're my friends.
01:10:31This is Isha, my, uh.
01:10:34I know Elena.
01:10:35You do?
01:10:38She lives above us.
01:10:40Above you.
01:10:42Nice to meet you.
01:10:45Everything okay?
01:10:47Just serving and protecting.
01:10:49Hey, let me see that ticket I gave you.
01:10:52The ticket?
01:10:52Yeah.
01:10:53It happened, um, earlier.
01:10:56Wait, I thought that once you start talking, that it's...
01:10:59It's over?
01:10:59Yeah.
01:11:00Total myth.
01:11:03But you do owe me a sandwich.
01:11:05I won't forget.
01:11:08No, you won't.
01:11:09See?
01:11:13Can I come in?
01:11:14Yeah.
01:11:15Get my things.
01:11:15Yeah.
01:11:17You brought movers?
01:11:19Yeah.
01:11:21I just wanted to be quick.
01:11:23Okay, yeah.
01:11:24Of course.
01:11:25Yeah.
01:11:25Yeah.
01:11:26Yeah.
01:11:29Yeah.
01:11:32Yeah.
01:11:45Yeah.
01:11:46Yeah.
01:11:46Yeah.
01:11:49Yeah.
01:12:17Hey, thank you for...
01:12:20You know, keeping me company today?
01:12:23Sure.
01:12:24Good luck.
01:12:41You guys can start taking up the boxes.
01:12:43Those records need to go to me.
01:12:48Oh, uh, here's your car keys.
01:12:52Thank you for moving it.
01:12:53Sure.
01:12:55Um, I don't actually know where it is, but I know that it's safe until Tuesday.
01:13:05You know what, uh, uh, can you guys just, just stop for a second?
01:13:09Um, I just wanted to say that, uh, I forgive you.
01:13:17Um...
01:13:27No, no, I, I forgive you.
01:13:30I'm not mad anymore, so you don't have to go.
01:13:33Uh, so guys, hey, hey guys, uh, we're good here.
01:13:36Thanks, I forgave her.
01:13:37Uh, okay.
01:13:38Um, I really appreciate that.
01:13:42I do.
01:13:43But I, I, I don't think I should stay.
01:13:47Why not?
01:13:52Because we're moving at different speeds.
01:13:55Yeah, but I just said I'll forgive you, so, you know...
01:13:57Okay, okay, can we just wait, can we just wait a second, please?
01:14:00The lady said you're moving at different speeds.
01:14:02Man, I heard her, okay?
01:14:04Isha, can you just, can you wait a second?
01:14:06Just stop!
01:14:06You're just prolonging this.
01:14:08No, uh, I got this, thank you.
01:14:10All right, Charles, Charles-y.
01:14:12Thank you, I'm sorry, you know.
01:14:13I was wrong, and, and I had it in my head.
01:14:16I saw this whole thing, which was huger than what I thought it was, and, um...
01:14:20Charles?
01:14:21It wasn't, and, um, you know, it was just a mistake, right?
01:14:23It was a mistake.
01:14:24You know, I see that now.
01:14:25I really do, and, and, and I just, I just want you to just...
01:14:29Hey, Charles, stop.
01:14:29Stop, it's too late.
01:14:30No, sorry, it can't be, because not after the day, it just can't be.
01:14:34No, Charles, what are you doing?
01:14:36I'm moving you back in.
01:14:37No!
01:14:37What?
01:14:37I am already packed up.
01:14:39Do not let him unpack me, okay?
01:14:41No, look, look, look, you need to let go.
01:14:42No, I can't.
01:14:43No, Charles, you have to let go.
01:14:45No, just give me a minute, Isha, please.
01:14:46No, come on.
01:14:47Charles, are you serious?
01:14:48Isha, look, I'm going to move you back in, okay?
01:14:50Oh, Charles, no, this is ridiculous.
01:14:50Your side of the bed, my side of the bed, this is your dress.
01:14:53I bought you this dress, you made me.
01:14:54Charles, what the hell are you doing?
01:14:56This is your jewelry, and it belongs in our bathroom.
01:15:00Can you...
01:15:00I can never untangle these shit, man.
01:15:03You're making no job without painting the ass here, you know that, right?
01:15:05I'm really sorry for your troubles.
01:15:09Stop him!
01:15:10Hey.
01:15:12Keep her plants alone.
01:15:14No.
01:15:14Have some dickity.
01:15:15But that has to be water, man.
01:15:16Just let me finish it.
01:15:18No!
01:15:18Let me finish it!
01:15:19You are losing it!
01:15:20Just let me...
01:15:21You can't leave!
01:15:22No, listen, I know, I know, I messed up.
01:15:24And I know that you forgive me, but I have to go.
01:15:28Isha, I got it, man.
01:15:29Look, just forgive...
01:15:31Forgive me.
01:15:33I was stuck.
01:15:35I was holding you back.
01:15:36I can't...
01:15:38I just want to go with you.
01:15:41Where do you want to go?
01:15:46Out.
01:15:47I want to go out.
01:15:49With you.
01:15:51I want to make things again.
01:15:52I want...
01:15:58Aren't you going to answer your phone?
01:16:00It's just my landlord.
01:16:02See, it's just...
01:16:04It's Chad.
01:16:05Hold on.
01:16:06Chad?
01:16:06Yeah?
01:16:07Now it's not a great...
01:16:09Yeah, I'm back in my apartment.
01:16:11I just, uh...
01:16:13You gotta be kidding me.
01:16:17Wait, you're...
01:16:18You're...
01:16:19You're joking, right?
01:16:24Well, when...
01:16:26Has it been confirmed?
01:16:30What happened?
01:16:32Okay, yeah, no.
01:16:33I just, uh...
01:16:34Yeah.
01:16:36Okay, stand by.
01:16:39Who is it?
01:16:42Xavier Clifton.
01:16:43He's dead.
01:16:46Not the ex, man.
01:16:48I loved all his movies.
01:16:49He was so good in I and Mercury.
01:16:51I have to update his video and I, uh...
01:16:54I have to send it in.
01:16:58Can you stay?
01:17:03Just...
01:17:03Just for a little.
01:17:16I can stay.
01:17:20I can stay.
01:17:22I can stay.
01:17:41I...
01:17:42I...
01:17:43Am...
01:17:43Mercury!
01:17:45Mercury!
01:17:49I told you I'd never let you go, Gwen.
01:17:52Not today.
01:17:53Not tomorrow.
01:18:04Definitely not tonight.
01:18:15Are you still locked out?
01:18:16No.
01:18:17I got rescued.
01:18:19I'm home.
01:18:20How do you feel?
01:18:22Better.
01:18:24Oh!
01:18:25Can't wait to hear about this.
01:18:27Bye, dudes.
01:18:30Hey.
01:18:32I just let the movers out.
01:18:34They, uh, coming back?
01:18:38Not today.
01:18:41You hungry?
01:18:42I am.
01:18:45Burrito town?
01:18:46No.
01:18:47I got a place.
01:18:48You got a spot?
01:18:49Mm-hmm.
01:18:50I don't know.
01:19:00I don't know.
01:19:07I don't know.
01:19:14I don't know.
01:20:46I can't stop thinking back
01:20:52You might never come back
01:21:00Sitting inside my home
01:21:07Sitting here all alone
01:21:15You try, I cry
01:21:19Let's go outside, baby
01:21:29No more divine
01:21:33Let's go outside, baby
01:21:41Thought you were my destiny
01:21:49Forever you'd be with me
01:21:56Now that you've gone away
01:22:03Please, please come back and stay
01:22:12You try, I cry
01:22:16Let's go outside, baby
01:22:26No more divine
01:22:30Let's go outside, baby
01:22:40I've seen the truth now
01:22:44That I've been around
01:22:47I understand what it means
01:22:53Yeah
01:22:54To have a true heart
01:22:58I see past the flaws
01:23:01Nothing is perfect
01:23:05In this life
01:23:13You try, I cry
01:23:18Let's go outside, baby
01:23:28No more divine
01:23:31Let's go outside, baby
01:23:52Let's go outside, baby
01:23:53I see past the flaws
01:23:53I see past the flaws
01:23:53I see past the flaws
01:24:06your flawless features, dancing while your body's weaving, and stands on foreign beaches,
01:24:11sweet like peaches, you got me speechless, my mind reaches for the reasons, you like
01:24:15the wishes, I made a secret island drum, stuffin' rum, drinkin' till we're feelin' drunk,
01:24:20ocean winds fill our lungs, tip the witchers, drippin' funds, in the night we run, keep
01:24:25it movin' till we beat the sun, never young, scared that if we fall asleep, the fun is
01:24:29done, it's the same, dream I have, stickin' in my brain, don't know your name, so I'ma
01:24:34ask who we need to gain, constant visions, intuition got me lookin' hard, I know it's
01:24:40hard, we haven't met, it's like I know you're hard, without a facial beauty still illuminates
01:24:45the dark, I can see it's turnin' gray, sittin' in the park, we belong together, grow old together
01:24:51till our spirit leaves our bodies in fire like they're propellers, every night you appear,
01:24:56but in the day, you know where to be found in any way, the definition of what these dreams
01:25:03are made, I awaken you, slowly start to fade, dreamin' of you, dreaming of you, dreaming
01:25:12of you, dreaming of you, dreaming of you, dreaming of you, dreaming of you.
01:25:19You dreaming of you.
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