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Sumner Comes First - Full Movie
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00:00You
00:17We should go
00:19We promised we'd help with breakfast
00:21Let's go to your room instead
00:23Brother's not watching us
00:25I don't know by some. I'm really not feeling this
00:29Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now
00:32Hey, just let me stick it in
00:33What? Ew, no
00:35But you've never put out
00:37Yeah, because I'm a virgin, Bryce
00:39We talked about this
00:40And you know what? Morning sex with bad breath
00:42And my brother standing five feet away
00:43Don't exactly turn me on, okay?
00:45But I thought you were supposed to be a slut
00:50What?
00:52Why would you say that?
00:53It's what everyone says
00:55You know what? We're done, okay?
00:57Get off me
00:58Babe, come on, it's a good thing
01:01Oh, what's going on? I heard yelling
01:03You know what? This is all your fault, actually
01:05What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:10Ex-boyfriend
01:11What the hell, Sumner?
01:12Come on, don't be like that
01:13No, you know what? You only wanted me for my body
01:15Because you heard all those goddamn rumors
01:17I didn't start those rumors
01:19Oh, but you sure inspired them, didn't you?
01:22And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut
01:24Hey, for the record, I said I want you to be a slut
01:27What the fuck did you say?
01:29Don't touch me
01:29Don't touch me, man
01:30Get off me
01:32Corbin, don't!
01:33No, let go of me, let go of me
01:34You know he's gonna tell Coach
01:37Look, I want a Bryce beatdown more than anything
01:40Especially since he got with my sister in the first place
01:43But we get into one more fight, man
01:46We're off the lacrosse team
01:49Hello
01:51Did I just walk in on some sort of mess-up menage-a-trois?
01:55Bryce was just leaving
01:58Stay away from Sumner
02:01Where am I supposed to sleep?
02:02Half the class is staying at the lake this week
02:04Daisy Cooper's right down the street
02:06Go crash on our couch
02:07Just get your shit and go
02:18You okay?
02:19You can stop acting like you care about me
02:21He's gone
02:23Who says I'm acting?
02:24If you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath
02:27Or you know what? Do
02:29And then I'll finally be rid of you
02:45Bryce was supposed to be different
02:47He was the new kid
02:48He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut
02:50You do realize I didn't spread those rumors, right?
02:53No, you just untied my bikini
02:55So I flashed the entire 8th grade pool party
02:56Okay, if there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it
02:59I would do it in a heartbeat
03:01Um, public humiliation would be nice
03:03Hey, I can work with that, thank you
03:06That's something
03:08Look, Sum, I've known you since you were 5 years old
03:10And believe it or not, you didn't always hate me
03:12Funny, I don't remember that
03:15I know you're pissed about something
03:16And I know it's more than just me
03:18You know, the worst part about being called a slut is
03:21You know, I've never even
03:27You know what? Forget it
03:29You don't know anything about me
03:31I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place
03:33Why?
03:34Because of the lacrosse team's stupid bro code?
03:37I mean, yeah, there's that, definitely
03:38But no, mainly because you're just way better than him
03:45I mean, I don't get the appeal with that guy
03:47What's his thing, he got like a huge cock or something?
03:53No, I mean
03:55I don't know, okay?
03:56I never saw it
04:00Oh, oh, okay
04:07I was never gonna date Bryce forever
04:09I was just sort of
04:11Using him for his body
04:15Okay, well it sounds bad when you say it
04:17I don't know, I just thought
04:18Spring break, no parents
04:22I didn't want to go away to college next year without
04:26You didn't want to graduate high school the Virgin
04:29Well now I will, thanks to you
04:31Come on
04:33I know you have this whole
04:34Lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on
04:37But there is no way you can blame that on me
04:40Oh really?
04:41Watch me
04:43Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless
04:47Existence
04:48See?
04:49There
04:50Easy
04:50You were with Bryce for like four months
04:53Why didn't you just do it then?
04:55Because
04:56Because I don't know, it just didn't feel right
04:59Or good
05:04What?
05:06No, it's just I've heard of guys not being able to get their girl across the finish line
05:10I just never had that problem, so
05:13Aren't you special?
05:16Believe it or not, I actually enjoy making my girl feel good
05:20Well you know what, maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time
05:23I mean, half the school's here, I can just pick someone and get it over with
05:27No
05:28Fuck no, what?
05:29No, your first time needs to be with someone special
05:34Someone who sees you
05:44Yo, help me bring this stuff out
05:55What's going on with you two?
05:58Nothing
06:00Nothing
06:02Yeah, no, just try not to kill each other, you know, nothing
06:06Nothing, nothing new
06:07She must not be trying too hard
06:10Because for a second there, it seemed like
06:12You were catching feelings
06:14Feelings? Me?
06:15Dude, come on, I don't do feelings
06:17And especially not for my sister
06:19I mean, you'd never do that to your best friend, right?
06:24No, of course not
06:26I mean, she's like my sister too, bro
06:28Come on
06:41You're never going to win like that
06:44Definitely not now that you're here
06:49You've got to slow it down
06:50I feel it out
06:52Every game is different
06:53But that's kind of what makes it fun
06:58What is?
06:59Figuring out exactly what move you need to make
07:07To score
07:09And feel good while doing it
07:13I have a feeling you're not talking about the game
07:15Are you?
07:18Look, if you want to lose your virginity before you graduate
07:20And you want it to actually feel good
07:22You should let me be your first time
07:28Adam would never forgive us
07:30He leaves a day early, we could do it then
07:32Just a one-time thing
07:33Adam is your best friend
07:35And he's my brother
07:36You really want to jeopardize that?
07:38Why are you even suggesting this?
07:39Maybe I owe you one
07:43You can't even make me feel good
07:45Standing in a room together
07:48Sex with you would be like
07:49Mike the dentist
07:52Painful, awkward, and gag-worthy
07:54I don't mind a little gagging
07:57Look, the way I see it
07:58We would round the bases before we took it home
08:02What does that mean?
08:06Well, first I'd kiss you
08:14I'd make it feel like it actually means something
08:16Because it does
08:20And then I would slowly touch you
08:27Everywhere except where you wanted it most
08:30And then when Adam leaves
08:32We take it home
08:41Hey, son, do you want a tan?
08:45Whoa
08:48And what's going on here?
08:50Nothing
08:51I had something in my eye
08:54Mm-hmm
08:55I didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now
08:57Get your mind out of the gutter
08:59Yes, let's tan
09:00I'll get changed
09:04Let's go
09:32You want some room?
09:34I'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings
09:37Thank you
09:38All good
09:39Wasn't thinking about that anyway
09:46Sit back, relax
09:48Enjoy the view
10:00I didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy
10:05Oh, well, these aren't just any feet, are they?
10:09You know, what if you can't make me feel good?
10:12I'm not going to want to sleep with you
10:14Okay, that's a good question
10:15Well, I guess we have a little bet on our hands then, don't we?
10:20Yeah
10:22And when you lose
10:24You need to totally humiliate yourself
10:27Okay, I can come up with something
10:29But I'm not going to lose, so
10:32Do we have a deal?
10:34Do your worst
10:36So you consent?
10:39Enthusiastically
10:44Time to suffer
10:48Yeah, you know what?
10:56No, I'm not doing the ice plunge
10:58What's wrong, Sam?
10:59You scared I'll beat your record?
11:01Alright, fine
11:03Time to make you suffer, Montgomery
11:07All right
11:08In three
11:10Two
11:11One
11:15You got to stop her
11:21Up to the shoulders
11:23Breathe
11:25Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
11:27Oh, give up some
11:29Sunshine's calling your name
11:30Oh, fuck off, Corbin
11:31Oh my god
11:33Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
11:35What are you doing, what are you doing?
11:36Dude, what the hell?
11:37Oh, just conserving heat
11:39Really?
11:40In front of my brother?
11:41You can get out anytime
11:42I would gladly take the wind
11:43Oh, never
11:46That's what I thought
12:10You know, I could actually get used to this
12:12Hmm, me too
12:13The water's feeling nice and warm
12:15I wasn't talking about the water
12:20You know, I can't trust anything you say, right?
12:22Now that you want to get in my pants
12:26You remember that game we used to play when we were kids?
12:29We'd pretend to be, like, wizards and monsters and whatever
12:34Yeah, and you were a troll
12:36I was a knight
12:38Thank you very much
12:39But you remember what we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend
12:42Like when we wanted to talk to each other for real
12:54I really enjoy hanging out with you like this, though
13:00Well, this is not a game
13:02And we're not kids anymore, Corb
13:04You know, you can take the win
13:06I give up
13:07Some wins
13:11Weak sauce, man
13:18Congrats
13:20This whole you being nice thing isn't going to work
13:42Still mad at me?
13:48Does that mean our bet's off?
13:50After you let me win yesterday?
13:52Not a chance
13:55You know I want to make you suffer
13:57Right?
13:59How are you going to do that?
14:00Well, I've been thinking
14:02You know, this is probably harder for you than it is for me
14:08So if I can get you to quit
14:12Then I win
14:14You lose
14:16And you still have to humiliate yourself
14:19So your big plan is to try to get me to quit?
14:24Yeah
14:27I mean, we both know I'm never going to sleep with you
14:30But that doesn't mean that I can't torture you
14:35I'm going to get you so worked up
14:37That you can't help yourself
14:39But quit
14:44Oh, yeah
14:46And how are you going to do that?
14:54Oops
14:55Looks like I spilled
15:09That's a good girl
15:10Cleaning up your mess
15:12How about I get the rest for you, though?
15:19You know, since our bet's still on
15:22Why don't we hit first base?
15:24What do you say?
15:25What do you say?
15:27Why not?
15:30Like a girl
15:51There you two are
15:58Oh, am I interrupting again?
16:00No, not interrupting
16:01And not again
16:02Here, do you want some?
16:03Duh
16:05Which one?
16:07Slasher zombies or slasher vampires?
16:10Uh, vampires
16:10Oh, okay, this started
16:12Thanks
16:16You've got to be kidding me
16:18I don't know what you're talking about
16:20Girl, be so for real
16:22Adam might be blind
16:23But I can see the sparks flying between you two like the 4th of July
16:26Well then, you should get your eyes checked
16:42Adam, you want a carpet picnic with me?
16:44Let these two have the couch
16:46Sure
16:47Better sit six feet apart
16:49Give me some of that ice cream
16:50Come on down, son
16:51Take a seat
16:54What?
16:55Too scared of this one?
16:57Says the guy who cried at the end of Friday the 13th
17:00Cause I was sad
17:02She was doing it for her kid
17:03You would sympathize with a serial killer
17:08Don't worry
17:09I'll protect you
17:10Protect me from yourself
17:36What are you doing?
17:37Just waiting for the right moment
17:42I'm not reckless
17:43I'm just opportunistic
17:45My brother and my best friend are sitting five feet away
17:49Doesn't bother me
17:50I was thinking maybe second base
17:51You're unbelievable
17:54Is that a no?
17:57You're insane if you think you're gonna try anything
18:00Yeah, you sure about that?
18:07Okay
18:23I'm gonna stop
18:25I'm gonna stop
18:40No
18:40I'm too cute to eat
18:49Time for bed, I think
19:14Oh my god
19:16Are you
19:18What, you coming here to help me out?
19:20What?
19:21No, I
19:26Like what you see?
19:27No
19:28No
19:28God, no
19:32Excuse me
19:33Just grabbing a towel
19:39Well, I guess my plan's working
19:41Oh yeah?
19:42How do you figure?
19:43It could last 24 hours
19:44How are you gonna survive the whole week?
19:47I mean, I don't mind taking care of myself before the real deal
19:50I hope you're doing the same thing
19:52I don't need to
19:53Thank you very much
19:55Yeah, you sure about that?
19:59I'm gonna go use the other bathroom
20:00Okay
20:00Okay, you go do that
20:08Look at this, go
20:09There we go
20:11So annoying
20:13Knock, knock, knock
20:16Hey, party people
20:17Hey Daisy
20:18Hey Daisy, what's going on?
20:20Ugh
20:21Grace and the other girls are staying in tonight
20:24And taking it easy
20:25I had to leave before I lost my will to live
20:28So did Bryce end up crashing with you?
20:31Yeah, he's been in his room all week
20:33Playing Machine Gun Kelly on repeat
20:36I broke into Grace's parents liquor cabinet
20:38Who wants a shot?
20:40Oh, I'm down
20:41Why not
20:42Okay
20:43Yeah
20:48You want a liquor?
20:50It's my favorite flavor, summer cherry
20:52I'm okay, I'm more of a chocolate guy anyway
20:58Trust me
20:59It's so good with vodka
21:01It's like a pre-chaser
21:12All right
21:14For spring break
21:15Spring break
21:16Spring break
21:17Cheers
21:26Let's play a game
21:29Suck and blow
21:29Gross, no
21:31I'm not playing that with my brother here
21:34Um, sardines
21:35Ooh, yes
21:37I always love this house for sardines
21:38Great
21:39I'll hide first
21:40Okay
21:41I need a breather
21:42Especially after that shot
21:49Okay
21:57How did you find me so fast?
22:00This has been your spot since we were kids
22:02I won't tell Adam, don't worry
22:04Adam couldn't find the laundry room if I drew him a map
22:07I saw you shooting daggers at Daisy out there
22:10You saw no such thing
22:12You jealous?
22:15No
22:15I'm just worried that you're gonna get mono
22:19Oh, so you're worried about me
22:27You know you don't need to be jealous, right?
22:43Sit down
22:44What?
22:45Sit down
22:49You know, since you won't take care of yourself
22:50I think I have to take care of you
22:53Take care of me how?
22:57Time for third base, um
23:11Well, I found the retainer I lost when I was 12
23:13But no sign of Sumner and Corbin
23:17I knew this game was stupid
23:18Let's just call it
23:21Olly olly oxenfree!
23:38Finally!
23:40Finally!
23:40It's been forever
23:41How'd you guys not get totally bored?
23:46We had fun sneaking around
23:49Well, I got sober looking for you two
23:52I'm gonna grab another drink
23:53Mia, you want one?
23:55Yeah, I'll go with you
23:59Excuse me
24:05Sumner, let's dance
24:07Okay
24:08Okay
24:23Yeah
24:24You really want to give them the show?
24:28What'd you have in mind?
24:30Hope you're watching Corbin
24:46Summer cherry?
24:48I can taste it on your tongue
24:51You did like sneaking around, huh?
24:53It's just a game, Daisy
24:55Yeah, right
24:57You're a whore like everyone says
24:58Whoa, I don't think so
25:00The rumors are true, aren't they, Sum?
25:03You're a slut
25:04Just like everyone says
25:06You don't get to talk to her like that
25:08What'd you do?
25:08Let him fuck you in a closet?
25:11Hey, what's going on?
25:13Get the hell out of here
25:14Fine
25:16I don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway
25:19Yo, what do you mean by sloppy seconds?
25:23Do you seriously believe anything Daisy Cooper says?
25:26She was fired up
25:27She's a dramatic pick-me, Adam
25:29She'll say anything to pay attention
25:31God, you're always like this, Adam
25:33You'll choose anyone over your own sister
25:36Just like you did in eighth grade
25:37When you laughed with everyone else
25:38I wasn't laughing
25:39Yeah, well, you weren't helping me either
25:41That's your whole deal, huh?
25:43Just humiliate Sumner
25:44And then let everyone at school torture her
25:46While you guys just stand there and watch
25:48I was defending you back there
25:51Too little, too late
25:54You can leave me alone
25:57Both of you
26:23Peace offering
26:28I'm sorry about Daisy
26:41I'm sorry about everything
26:43You want to be more specific?
26:48I'm sorry about that day at the pool
26:53You know, I wish you could understand
26:55How much I regret it
26:58I bet you don't even think about it
27:02You'd be surprised, Tom
27:10I used to have the biggest crush on you
27:16Obviously, I couldn't tell you
27:17I couldn't tell anyone
27:18I mean, you're my best friend's sister
27:29I guess I just acted out
27:34It's real mature, Corbin
27:37I was 14
27:38Okay, you were driving me crazy
27:40I couldn't stop thinking about you
27:41I couldn't keep my hands away
27:44So you tormented me?
27:48I took it too far that day
27:52The biggest mistake of my life
27:58I lost one of my best friends
27:59That day
28:00So
28:06You want to hand me one?
28:08Mm-hmm
28:17You know how to do this?
28:19Yes
28:21You shouldn't go that fast
28:24Well, I'm hungry
28:25Okay, but you can't just stick it in
28:27And expect it to work out
28:30Look at that
28:30Already on fire
28:33Damn it
28:34Told you
28:37I don't know why I keep falling for assholes
28:44Assholes, plural
28:52I'm not admitting anything
28:53Till you do
28:55What do you mean?
29:00You said
29:02You had a crush on me
29:04In middle school
29:07Yeah
29:11How do you feel about me now?
29:16No
29:18How do I feel about you now?
29:25I thought
29:27It was
29:28So obvious
29:34I really want to kiss you right now
29:39What do you want?
29:45I want you to take me home
29:47Do you want to go home?
29:50No
29:54Home
30:06Hey
30:07What are you doing?
30:09What are you doing?
30:10What are you doing?
30:10You love me better than you
30:14It's like we suck
30:16But you won't grow up
30:18And I'm getting tired
30:19I'm waiting
30:20Just like we suck
30:22You won't grow up
30:24And I'm getting tired
30:26I'm tired
30:27I'm waiting
30:28For you
30:29Let's go.
30:59You love me better than you do, yeah you do
31:03Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
31:06You love me better than you, love me better than you do
31:20What the hell are you laughing about right now?
31:23Oh nothing, just about how I won
31:28Carbon Montgomery, is this all just still a game to you?
31:31No, I won, but I'm not talking about a game
31:37Well, it would still be a nice treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself
31:41I'll show you a treat
31:42Hey!
31:46What the hell are you doing?
31:53My best friend?
31:55My sister?
31:56Adam, it's not like that
31:57Yeah, first Bryce and now Corbin?
31:59Who's next, son?
32:02It's not like that, Corbin and I actually care about each other
32:05Tell him, Corb
32:06Yeah, yeah, Corbin, tell me all about how you've only been my friend so you could fuck my sister
32:11Adam, don't talk like that
32:14Just leave somewhere
32:16Seriously?
32:21We should've never done this
32:24What the hell were you thinking, man?
32:27Hey!
32:29I'm talking to you
32:30I wasn't thinking
32:31Okay, it was a spur of the moment thing
32:33Bullshit
32:34What?
32:35You know, I've seen the way you've been looking at her all week
32:37Okay, just drop it, man
32:39Hell, since we were fucking kids, man
32:41What's your problem?
32:43You're not the only one who gets to care about her, Adam
32:46I mean, is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home?
32:51Maybe I'm not the right guy for her
32:52But someday somebody will be
32:54So you better get your shit together before that day comes
32:56Because sooner or later, she's not gonna take it anymore
33:00Hey, where do you think you're going?
33:01To apologize
33:05I can't believe for one second I thought
33:07Corbin Montgomery actually gave a crap about me
33:10I'm so stupid
33:13You are not stupid
33:14And honestly, I'm proud of you, Sumner
33:17You should sign me up for some
33:19Addicted to assholes rehab program or something
33:22Listen, you took a chance
33:24And you opened yourself up in a way that I've never seen before
33:27Yeah, well it wasn't real
33:30It's just...
33:32Hormones or something
33:33It was real
33:35I was watching you two all week
33:37It was like...
33:38Sitting in front row at a Nora Ephron movie
33:40Yeah, well it doesn't matter anymore
33:42Because...
33:43Corbin's still a coward
33:45I don't know if Adam's ever gonna talk to me again
33:48He will
33:50How can you sound so sure?
33:54Because...
33:57Well...
33:59There's something I have to tell you
34:08You scumbag
34:09Dude, I know what you're gonna say
34:11I cannot believe you!
34:13You're such a hypocrite!
34:14You've been hooking up with Mia this whole time!
34:18What?!
34:18I told her everything, Adam
34:22I don't know
34:22Oh...
34:22Your sister's best friend, bro?
34:26Corbin's right
34:27If you're not cool with him and Sumner Day
34:29Then you and I should break up too
34:32Babe, come on
34:33Don't babe me!
34:34I mean it, Adam
34:36You're being absolutely ridiculous
34:39But she's my...
34:42And he's my...
34:43Grow up!
34:45Wouldn't it be fun if we could all go on like double dates?
34:50Just like...
34:52Don't pity A in front of me
34:54Okay?
34:55Thanks for your blessing, Adam
34:56But we won't be needing it
35:00You couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me?
35:03Mia came to my defense before you did
35:05Sum, come on...
35:07You know, don't call me that
35:09How am I ever gonna trust you?
35:11You're just like how you were in middle school
35:13And you're never gonna change
35:28Sumner, I'm sorry, okay?
35:31You know, you've been saying that for years
35:33I don't believe you
35:34I was an idiot, okay?
35:35I didn't know what to say to him
35:36So you thought saying nothing would be better?
35:39You never stand up for...
35:41No, I was telling the truth
35:42I wanted to apologize to you first
35:46Your words mean nothing
36:17I don't know mom, I just wanna spend the night in my own bed, okay?
36:21Yeah, Adam and me are gonna drive back together
36:25I don't know how Corbin's gonna get home, he could hitchhike for all I care
36:28I love you too
36:31Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show!
36:34Adam, are we good over there?
36:35Got this angle crystal clear
36:36What are you guys doing?
36:37I'm just live streaming to the whole school, wanna say hi?
36:40No
36:41Okay, well you're not the main attraction anyway
36:43What? What's the main attraction?
36:46I'm the main attraction
36:48Ow, ow! Corbin! Give us a show!
36:53Shake it boy!
36:54I'm gonna kill both of you
36:56Come on, don't you want your girl to know how much she means to you?
37:01No, I do
37:02Sumner Marlo, I need you to believe me when I say this
37:06I wanna be with you
37:08And you were right, you know, words don't always give the whole story, so...
37:14Hey!
37:15Hey!
37:17Hey!
37:19Okay
37:27What do you say?
37:33I wanna be with you too, Corbin
37:36I wanna be with you too, Corbin
37:37I wanna be with you too, Corbin
37:39I wanna be with you too, Corbin
37:39So can I see you too, Corbin
37:40And I am coming up here
37:40And I do
37:40You can get there
37:41No, I'm coming back here
37:42Yes, too
37:42Son of a bitch
37:43Is coming back here
37:43You're not in the house
37:44I want to take care of you too.
37:45As you who assumed
37:46You're not in the house
37:46And I knew you too
37:47I was too cold
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