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My Dad Is Poseidon - Full Movie | Short
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:34Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:03When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:42I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console?
02:07I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:26Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:55What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:06Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:12I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:23Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:31Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage?
03:49What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:58Damn it.
03:59The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:22I die.
04:22I don't know why. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn.
04:31You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop.
04:52Harder.
04:54Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:07Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora! I know you're in there. Nowhere left to run.
05:15Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:35Get away! Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:26Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously?
07:00Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:16What are you talking about?
07:22Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who?
07:30Speak up, man.
07:31My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough.
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:35Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn.
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:07Who the hell are you?
08:19Asshole.
08:20Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing.
08:29Heat's too low.
08:30Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:43Huh.
08:44Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:55Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby.
08:59But he retired recently.
09:01We're going to find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded.
09:12I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father.
09:16Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad.
09:48Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:50Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing.
09:59Just swapped a bug.
10:04That girl from five years ago.
10:06You came looking for me?
10:09She's your daughter.
10:11We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad?
10:15You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura?
10:18She's got my blood.
10:26Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it.
10:29Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy.
10:36Mommy!
10:37Mommy!
10:54It's too late, boss.
10:56Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:12Somebody help me!
11:14Somebody help me!
11:15Somebody help me!
11:23Somebody help me!
11:26Give me a name, Liara.
11:28Who did this?
11:29I'm going to tear them apart.
11:33It was...
11:34It was...
11:55Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:57You're my fiancé.
11:58My property.
11:59You filthy whore.
12:01Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:14No!
12:15No!
12:15Let go!
12:18With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:25Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
12:30I got careless.
12:32Diving near a shipwreck.
12:34Diving near a shipwreck.
12:34My fault.
12:35Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:38Someone did this to you.
12:39Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
12:43You're just a regular guy.
12:45Stay out of it.
12:46Boss?
12:48Soup's ready.
12:50Soup's ready.
12:54If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:59She's all we have left.
13:01She's safe.
13:03Now drink.
13:06Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:13Jack, you...
13:17Ambrosia Residue?
13:18Golden Applesap?
13:19I studied this in grad's time.
13:22Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More.
13:28Try it.
13:39These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:50I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:16What a lively little snack.
14:18Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:22Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:31You want more?
14:33I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:35This guy's luck is insane.
14:39A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:47You're safe here, Liria.
14:48Liria.
14:51We've got a kid together now.
14:54I'm not letting anything touch.
14:57You...
14:57Or Lily.
14:59Jack, I'm grateful but I...
15:01Daddy!
15:01Help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:08Lily's in trouble!
15:15I...
15:16I'm not tasty.
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:20Please don't eat me!
15:25Divine power runs through this girl.
15:29Devour you.
15:30And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:35Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:49Horestäji.
15:50They want peace...
15:51Let's get out of here.
15:51αλλά can calm down.
15:52Voila after weпаaca!
15:52Why we're I wooing like...
15:55Yeah y'all...
15:56OK.
16:07You disgusting freak!
16:09What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:12Mommy!
16:14I've got you, baby.
16:17Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:22Ha!
16:23You ruined my meal?
16:27Wait.
16:28The baby mama herself.
16:31Perfect.
16:35Two courses for the price of one!
16:44You bitch!
16:50Jack, take Lily and run.
16:53Go!
16:58Run from the Lercyon Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:10You...Posei?
17:12That kid's his.
17:14No wonder the power's so pure.
17:16That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:18If I stay, I'm dead.
17:27What the hell just happened?
17:29It ran?
17:30Damn, Leoya.
17:31Your powers are badass.
17:33You straight up scared the monster off.
17:36Me?
17:37No way.
17:38Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:40I'm still recovering.
17:42Wait.
17:43Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:47Whatever.
17:48Let's get home.
17:49That thing might circle back.
17:54About that monster.
18:00Failed at the perfect time?
18:02Figures.
18:03He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:31He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:46My liege.
18:48Have mercy.
18:49I didn't know she was your die.
18:50I swear it.
18:50I...
18:51Please, spare my life.
18:53No problem.
18:54Thank you, my lord.
18:54Thank you for your mercy.
18:56Try to remember that in your next life.
19:10Enjoying the show?
19:21My king!
19:22We had nothing to do with the Hydra.
19:24We swear!
19:24Listen to me.
19:26If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:32Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:35Yes!
19:35Yes, my liege!
19:48My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up
19:53the truth myself.
20:02That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:06But Poseidon?
20:07Guy's long gone.
20:09Probably fish food in some trench.
20:11Right?
20:11Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:14Wanna bet?
20:14There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:27The world's the same as ever.
20:30The dead are louder than the living.
20:32Who the hell are you?
20:33You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:47Poseidon?
20:58Is Hades still breathing?
21:00If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:06Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:14I don't have time for this.
21:16I'm not wasting it on you.
21:17I need a background check.
21:23You know who I am?
21:25Hades' ace.
21:26You crash my spot, you die here!
21:51Little fish.
22:00Hades' staff?
22:02One shot?
22:03The sea king!
22:04He's real!
22:07Hades!
22:08You hiding?
22:09Come out!
22:10Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:14One!
22:15Two!
22:19Thank the fates!
22:21The boss is here!
22:27Boss!
22:28This bum!
22:34You idiot!
22:36Piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown.
22:38You're done.
22:39Get out.
22:40In front of Poseidon.
22:42Your ants.
22:43I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:49My lord.
22:51Is this handling satisfactory?
22:53I'm not here for fun.
22:55Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:01Understood.
23:02I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:04You have three days.
23:05I'll be back.
23:10Everyone!
23:11Drop what you're doing!
23:12Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:14Every resource.
23:16Every contact.
23:17Now!
23:17Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:19Yes, boss!
23:26Poseidon's back.
23:27Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:39Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:41Kid comes with us alive.
23:42She's still hurt.
23:43Easy pickets.
23:45Let's move.
23:57We'll make a nice stew.
23:59Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:01Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:05Ha ha ha ha!
24:07A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:11Pathetic.
24:14Who are you?
24:16Dylan's orders.
24:18Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:20Or I drag your corpse back.
24:23Mommy?
24:24Who's the ugly goat man?
24:26Hand over the kid!
24:35Stay away from my daughter!
24:37Don't you dare touch her!
24:54Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:57This forest is locked down.
24:59Surrender now.
25:01I'll go with you.
25:02On one condition.
25:04Let my daughter go!
25:06No, Mommy!
25:07I'm not leaving you!
25:09No!
25:19Kids mine.
25:21You die.
25:24You...
25:25Poisoned me?
25:29My poison fog
25:31The more you fight
25:33The faster it rots you from the inside
25:35Give up
25:37You've gone too far
25:38Even if I die today
25:40I'm not letting you win
25:44You're wounded
25:46Poisoned
25:48Done
25:50The kid's coming with me
25:53Don't touch her
25:54Come at me
25:56Feisty one
25:57Dylan wants you dead
25:59But first, I'm gonna have some fun
26:09Such a pretty face
26:11All mine now
26:16Let my mommy go, you bastard
26:25Lily
26:25Lily
26:26Lily
26:26Run
26:27Get out of here
26:33Serve me well
26:34And I might let her run
26:35A little longer
26:43Lily
26:43Lily
26:44Lily
26:44Lily
27:05You touch my woman, you're a dead man
27:09My poison
27:10My poison
27:13Jack
27:16What the hell just happened?
27:21You okay, babe?
27:22So you're the boyfriend
27:24Too bad
27:25I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:44Jack
27:45Jack, keep Lily safe
27:46Long as I'm here, you don't lose
27:48Shut up and go
27:50Now
28:02If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon
28:07Run all you want
28:08My pack tears you both apart
28:10I love you
28:24You are
28:27Jiang
28:28I love you
28:40My back
29:01Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:09We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:40You are the best.
29:50Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
29:56You're not human. Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:27Daddy, what happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
30:46right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful.
30:55Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:05That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:07How much longer you got?
31:09Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:27Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body.
31:32Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:36For Jack and Lily. Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid?
31:54Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:04Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:27Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:34Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now.
32:45And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:51End it fast.
32:54You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:58Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer.
33:03Jack means more to me than anything.
33:06I won't let him get hurt.
33:17You want my husband?
33:19Step over my corpse first.
33:22In a hurry to die?
33:23Fine. I'll oblige.
33:25Come on, let's go.
33:26I will make...
33:26I love you.
33:26No!
33:29No!
33:55You're half dead already!
33:57How the hell did you knock me back?
33:59The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:04This can't be.
34:30Ancient Ekethra! The coastal legend monster?! Why would she be here?!
34:37Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards! No matter how strong you
34:45are, kneel and beg!
34:47They're coming for us. We're finished!
34:50Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:52Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:00They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
35:04With me here, no one touches you.
35:06Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:16My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:23You worthless creature! You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:37Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:42Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:45Who dares show such insolence?
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