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The Golf King's Reconquest
The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:03Ball on the water, career on the line.
00:00:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:13Oh shit!
00:00:38To take that back, Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:44Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:48Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:00:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:00:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:02Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:07Ambientic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:01:12I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:21I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife.
00:01:29Yes.
00:01:32No, come on.
00:01:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:36Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:46To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:52No matter what happens, we'll always love you. Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:00Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:15I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you. I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have
00:02:22been by your side. I promise. I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:35Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:40Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties. Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:05Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:09We look just like the pros.
00:03:11Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:24There you go. Now I'm paying you. Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:29You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:35That's enough!
00:03:47Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly. This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:53Come on, Mia. Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:00You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:10Let me handle it.
00:04:14See? Even the help knows its place.
00:04:16You've got to trash. Do anything for a buck.
00:04:18Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:21I bet he will.
00:04:38Your form is sloppy.
00:04:41Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:47Throw them out.
00:04:51Hey, don't touch me! Hey!
00:04:55Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:01Yeah. I could have done better. I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:04He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:08Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:11Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:16Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:20I'm sorry. I don't play golf.
00:05:23I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:26I see real talent in you. Don't waste it.
00:05:31It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:47Hey, Bobby.
00:05:49Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:51You know, making a comeback.
00:05:53I'm sorry, Gabe. I already told you my answer.
00:05:57I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:08Gabriel, I already told you. I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:11Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:14You need to come to the school now.
00:06:25What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:31Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:33Hey!
00:06:38You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:42Oh, God.
00:06:44It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:46What a small world.
00:06:48My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:51He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:53That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:06:56Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:02Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:07But you're too poor.
00:07:08Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:10Yeah, guess what?
00:07:12Tuition, $70,000 a year.
00:07:15And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:19So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:24Daddy is $70,000 a lot.
00:07:28But I don't need it.
00:07:32I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:34I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:38But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:42This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:45And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:48And you let it happen.
00:07:49Hey, kids will fight. I can't stop that.
00:07:53Then you suspend her.
00:07:56I...
00:07:57Hey.
00:08:07Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:09There is 10K.
00:08:11Forget about art school.
00:08:14Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:19It's not my fault.
00:08:21You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:28Come on, Angel. Get your stuff. Let's go.
00:08:32See? I told you so.
00:08:34Wait, Mr. Smith, about that donation.
00:08:38Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:43I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:45I'm sorry.
00:08:52Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:53No.
00:08:55I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:08:56I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:08:58I'll be a good kid.
00:09:00I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:03No, sweetie. I'm sorry.
00:09:05And don't worry.
00:09:07Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:09:16I've buried the man I used to be, but now my daughter needs him.
00:09:20It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:37Gabriel.
00:09:39Get my clubs.
00:09:41I'm back.
00:09:58I'm back.
00:10:02Sis, qualifying match next week.
00:10:04Woo.
00:10:05I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:11Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:13With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:17They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:19And if it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would have.
00:10:21Jake is young and talented.
00:10:23Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:25It's a shame the legendary golfer Lion retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:30If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:34Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:37Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:39What? Shut up.
00:10:42Two yards.
00:10:45What?
00:10:51What do you mean two yards?
00:10:52His grip's weak.
00:10:54Ball's going to fade.
00:10:56Two yards to the right.
00:10:57Shut up, dude.
00:10:59You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:01Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:04I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:06Ignore him, okay?
00:11:08Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:09He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:12But you guys really don't see this?
00:11:15I guess that makes sense.
00:11:17This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:21Well, tell me.
00:11:23What do you see?
00:11:312.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:34And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:36If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:37Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:40He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:41What do you know?
00:11:43How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:46You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:54Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it.
00:11:56But we can't even think about qualifiers because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:162.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:24Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:26Nothing.
00:12:27What's up with you guys?
00:12:28I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:30Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:33This...
00:12:36Come on, man.
00:12:38Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:42Oh man, let go!
00:12:43You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:45You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:48Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:51I was right.
00:12:52He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:54Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:12:56Please get your wrist checked.
00:12:57It'll just take a moment.
00:12:59Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:01This guy's a rookie.
00:13:03Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:06I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:13:08No.
00:13:09No.
00:13:09I believe him.
00:13:10And he makes a good point.
00:13:13He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:17Seriously?
00:13:18He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:20Yeah.
00:13:21He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:23A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:24I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:40Who's this asshole?
00:13:42Tyler Carter.
00:13:43Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know.
00:13:45Most recent world champion.
00:13:47And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:53It's all on the wrist, baby.
00:13:59Ready?
00:14:04It's always here to start shit.
00:14:05Yeah.
00:14:06Got it.
00:14:07Oh!
00:14:07Good job, baby.
00:14:09Oh my gosh.
00:14:12Look who it is.
00:14:15Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:19Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:21Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:23You're not welcome here.
00:14:25Leave.
00:14:27Oh, you're this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:30Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:14:32You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:34How about that?
00:14:35Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:41God.
00:14:42It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:47Look, we both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:49It's just not possible.
00:14:51Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:53You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:14:58We can all go home happy.
00:15:00All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:02It's all yours, baby.
00:15:05Never.
00:15:07August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:10My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:13Okay. Option two.
00:15:15You put this on.
00:15:18You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:20I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:22Fuck you, man. Fuck you!
00:15:25You and me, let's go at it. Sudden death match.
00:15:28Lose your backside to the quals tomorrow.
00:15:32So the puppy's not a whim.
00:15:36He's an idiot.
00:15:38Fine.
00:15:39But you better not be all bark.
00:15:41You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:51Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:53Fuck off, man. Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:15:56You don't have to go mow the lawn or something?
00:15:57He's provoked you, okay? You're too emotional now.
00:16:00And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:01You won't win.
00:16:02Shut up!
00:16:03You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:06You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:09Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:22You see that?
00:16:243.02 yards. Mid fairway.
00:16:28Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:31Show him, Jake.
00:16:34That stance. It's too low.
00:16:37That ball's going off course.
00:16:39What did you just say?
00:16:41I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:42Will you quit the yapping?
00:16:44You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:46I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:48Don't backseat it.
00:17:00Hopeless. What an idiot.
00:17:02Oh, my gosh.
00:17:052.13 in the rough?
00:17:08Oh, my God.
00:17:09My granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:14Woo!
00:17:27If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:31Time for a little help.
00:17:35Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:37You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:39This is serious.
00:17:40Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:17:58Holy shit.
00:18:01Let's go!
00:18:02That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:04Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:06A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:08Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would've made it on the green by now.
00:18:12Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:14Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:18:27Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:29With that perfect lie, we might just win this thing.
00:18:31Come on, Jake.
00:18:32You gotta pull through.
00:18:38Thanks, doll.
00:18:44Ready or not.
00:18:47Here I come!
00:18:48Oh!
00:18:49Hey!
00:18:50Jake!
00:18:52Should've been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:54Oh!
00:18:55He was standing right here.
00:18:57You knew that.
00:18:58You did that on purpose.
00:18:59It's against the rules.
00:18:59Ugh.
00:19:01Thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:03Doing this casual.
00:19:04There's no need for rules.
00:19:06I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:07There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:10Wherever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:16A torn ligament?
00:19:18Must've been strained for a long time.
00:19:21Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:23Who is he, really?
00:19:26Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:27I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:28No.
00:19:29Why can't you keep going?
00:19:30I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:33Oh, my God.
00:19:36August Golf Club, it's the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:39I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:44It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:47If I find you in my bed tonight naked,
00:19:49I might let you keep your club.
00:19:50What the fuck did you say?
00:19:52Watch this bitch.
00:19:56Wow.
00:19:58Is that the best you got?
00:20:00I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:12Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:14He needs to put the ball in the hole to win, but his wrist...
00:20:16Will you stop?
00:20:18As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:20No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:26You're still powering through?
00:20:28Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:33That's enough!
00:20:39I'll take it from here.
00:20:43Will you back off?
00:20:44This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:46Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:48Jake, that's enough.
00:20:50Step down.
00:20:51If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:53Let Bobby take over.
00:20:57Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:20:59You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:21:02Why?
00:21:04Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:09You got some balls.
00:21:10I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:14You better not let it get into your head.
00:21:20This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:31This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:36And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:39Just look at yourself.
00:21:41Covered in filth.
00:21:42Carrying around a burden.
00:21:44You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:49Excuse me, sir.
00:21:52Don't mind him.
00:21:53He's an asshole.
00:21:55I'm Mia.
00:21:56I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:21:59And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:22:22Is that your wife?
00:22:23You should have brought her with you.
00:22:25I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:28A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:32The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:37That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:42front of her grave.
00:22:43I'm begging.
00:22:44The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:46Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:49You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:52And the loser's got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:22:58Deal.
00:23:00You better keep your word.
00:23:15This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:16Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:18We're screwed.
00:23:19Clueless groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August.
00:23:22You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:27Humidity, 60%.
00:23:29Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:39Please clear the water.
00:23:41Forget about the hole.
00:23:43You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:44I win.
00:23:59What the fuck?
00:24:01What the fuck?
00:24:04Was he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:05There's no way.
00:24:06It's a trick shot.
00:24:07You can't control where it lands.
00:24:13What the fuck?
00:24:14What the fuck?
00:24:15Was he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:17There's no way.
00:24:18It's a trick shot.
00:24:19It's a miracle.
00:24:19Am I dreaming?
00:24:20Did we actually beat the Golden Hills bastards?
00:24:23This is impossible.
00:24:25There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:28Impossible.
00:24:30That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:32No.
00:24:33Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:36Even Kane.
00:24:37Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:46Is he?
00:24:46A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:49Who are you?
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56I'm a nobody.
00:24:57I'm a gardener.
00:24:58Who just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:00I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:04Yes.
00:25:04Of course.
00:25:05You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:07We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:08Mia.
00:25:09This qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:12Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:13Well, he doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:25:15I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:16We should reconsider.
00:25:17Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:20I mean...
00:25:20How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:22If he was really that talented,
00:25:24why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:26All the things he could be doing.
00:25:27Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier,
00:25:30we'd be laughed out.
00:25:32Okay, silence.
00:25:33All of you.
00:25:34I believe in Bobby.
00:25:36And he's our only hope now.
00:25:38Hey, Bobby.
00:25:39I got cash.
00:25:40Hot babes.
00:25:42You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club,
00:25:45look at anything you could ever want.
00:25:47I can't pay you cash or an advancement,
00:25:50but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club,
00:25:54if you'll still have us.
00:25:56I heard golf clubs going bankrupt, dude.
00:25:59Every check you get is going to bounce.
00:26:01Come on.
00:26:01Don't be stupid.
00:26:03Just give me the word.
00:26:04It's all yours.
00:26:08Tuition.
00:26:0970k a year.
00:26:19I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:21I don't need much in life.
00:26:26I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:29My heart's racing.
00:26:32What's going on?
00:26:34You old bastard.
00:26:36You're gonna regret this.
00:26:38Hey!
00:26:39Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:41What are you talking about?
00:26:42Our bet.
00:26:43You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:45My brother?
00:26:46Kane Carter?
00:26:47He's the grand champ.
00:26:49Your little amateur ass, are you sure you want this?
00:26:51It doesn't matter who it is.
00:26:53A bet's a bet.
00:26:58Ah!
00:26:59Baby, help!
00:27:00You bastard!
00:27:02You're gonna regret this!
00:27:03Men honor their words.
00:27:05Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:27:09What are you, little boy?
00:27:10You motherfucker!
00:27:12Mark my words!
00:27:13You motherfuckers are gonna regret this.
00:27:15Come on, girls.
00:27:26You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:29A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:32It was a fluke.
00:27:34If you just give me another chance, I'll do-
00:27:36Ah!
00:27:37Ah!
00:27:37Useless!
00:27:38The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:27:41You better not film me again in the qualification match.
00:27:53I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:27:57But, it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:28:02I can't believe he's been retired for six years already.
00:28:05You still think about him?
00:28:11I don't know.
00:28:13Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:30Come on.
00:28:33Come on, where?
00:28:34We're leaving.
00:28:38You're drunk.
00:28:40I'm taking you home.
00:28:42Party pooper.
00:28:45Such a gentleman.
00:28:49I'm so thirsty.
00:28:51I'll get you some water.
00:29:15I was coming.
00:29:16Did the work and it's all for me.
00:29:20I've been dropping.
00:29:21No compromising.
00:29:23I'm right where I'm meant to be.
00:29:34Mia, you're drunk.
00:29:36Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:38Mm-hm.
00:29:40You're drunk.
00:29:42You're drunk.
00:29:43I'm come back.
00:29:44How could I get you from here?
00:29:51When I'm exhausted, I'm alone.
00:29:52I'm, you're drunk.
00:29:52I'm in my Russ.
00:29:53I'm out.
00:29:54I'm out.
00:29:55You're drunk.
00:29:55I'm sitting in my house.
00:29:56I'm the only one who is今.
00:29:57I'm so hungry,
00:29:58I'm hungry and I'm hungry.
00:30:16I had a little fun last night
00:30:17I had fun too
00:30:23A lot of fun
00:30:29Good afternoon
00:30:30My name is Joanna Wilson
00:30:33Vice President of the USGA
00:30:36On behalf of the Gophers Association
00:30:38I'd like to welcome you all
00:30:41To the US Open Press Conference
00:30:4750 players with the top all-time rankings
00:30:50Will be exempt from the local qualifying round
00:30:53But this year
00:30:55We'd like to reveal those rankings
00:30:57With something special
00:31:00This AI-powered gulph
00:31:03Can scan your swing ID
00:31:05And match to your rank
00:31:08Now
00:31:09Who's up first?
00:31:12Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:15I guess you losers
00:31:16Ought to pack up and get going
00:31:23Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:25Got nothing to be ashamed of
00:31:27Yeah, we're all pros here
00:31:29You think you'll beat us all?
00:31:30Be my guest
00:31:32Okay
00:31:32I'll let you write down
00:31:34Like this one as your level
00:31:35You need
00:31:52Nice man, looks like we're locked in
00:31:53Absolutely we are
00:31:54It's done
00:31:55Enough wasting my time
00:31:57By the way
00:31:59Only reason I let you two go first
00:32:01So that everybody here
00:32:02Is aware of how underranked you are
00:32:09This is a press conference
00:32:11Not a dumpster
00:32:12What are you doing here?
00:32:14You're an amateur, buddy
00:32:15You're gonna embarrass yourself over here
00:32:17Well, I guess we'll just see about that
00:32:20Okay
00:32:21Okay
00:32:23Sit back
00:32:24You'll see my rank
00:32:26Hey, get this
00:32:27I want a close-up on his face
00:32:29While I crush him on my heel
00:32:43Thank you
00:32:46Thank you
00:33:02he's 15th every member of golden hills a total beast pretty much don't cry though it's okay
00:33:08you may lose me but all of you are better than him you know it's sad mia the best you've
00:33:16got
00:33:16is dead last you know it's how to shut up august is not gonna be dead last just mark my
00:33:21words
00:33:22yeah don't waste your breath on this guy he's ranked 15th he's a nobody wow that's something
00:33:30coming from the gardener do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the u.s gardener
00:33:36the august
00:33:36golf club sent their groundskeeper to the u.s open the hell yeah she sure did i think he should
00:33:41be
00:33:41disqualified all in favor raise your hand golfers are forged from hard work and talent everyone
00:33:50deserves a shot the only insult here is your elitist attitude that's cute august golf course
00:33:55owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum and she did golf club on the verge of
00:34:00going bankrupt okay that is not what is happening here
00:34:18trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:34:24i'm gonna knock you off your high horse
00:34:28what do you think you're doing ice here kid you're not gonna want to miss this
00:34:39this is my rating
00:34:58six years ago you retired
00:35:01banished without a trace only leaving behind your legacy
00:35:10talented golfers right come and gone
00:35:13kane was crowned the new king of golf
00:35:16he's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:35:19mr hale you have to see this
00:35:21we got a ping on the golden scanner the all-time number one i guess he couldn't wait to celebrate
00:35:33your comeback i'm gonna return all your trophies to you take these let's go
00:35:45what why is his ranking locked according to the golfers association rules only the top 10 golfers in the nation
00:35:52have their rank locked that means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the u.s no that can't
00:35:59be right well there you have it folks cold hard facts i guess the whole world's gonna know that the
00:36:04golden hills country club is all
00:36:06all part and no vibes
00:36:10quickly to the press conference and bring the trophies
00:36:14all of us all of them i want the world to know that the roaring lion has returned
00:36:23wait
00:36:24there's an explanation for this he's not a pro golfer
00:36:27so he's probably not even registered
00:36:29yeah that explains it
00:36:30how would a failing club like the autogus have a top 10 player with him
00:36:34well if i'm just an amateur
00:36:36and you lost to me
00:36:38what does that make you
00:36:40you're getting pretty cocky over there buddy
00:36:42you know the golden hills created this ai system
00:36:45we have the right to unlock it
00:36:46if you get on your knees right now
00:36:48i might let you go
00:36:50don't take my generosity for granted
00:36:52well go ahead unlock it
00:36:54i'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself
00:36:57go boys
00:37:00you're gonna regret that
00:37:01get ready folks
00:37:02this little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:37:15what
00:37:17he's not just in the top 10
00:37:19he's the best in the country
00:37:20that means
00:37:21he's ranked higher than the grand slam winner kane
00:37:25how
00:37:26could it be
00:37:29no that that can't be right
00:37:31there's got there's got to be a glitch in the system
00:37:34he's got a point
00:37:34can you imagine the grand slam winner lying
00:37:37raking leaves
00:37:37no way
00:37:38thank goodness
00:37:39you almost ruined our association's reputation
00:37:42you just had one lucky stroke
00:37:44you thought you could fool me you little bitch
00:37:46this golf tournament's for pros
00:37:48not no amateurs like you
00:37:49boys get them out of here
00:37:51that's not up to you
00:37:53that's up to the golfers association
00:37:56miss wilson
00:37:56as the vice president of the association
00:37:59there has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:38:01tyler
00:38:03should i throw out the riffraff
00:38:04i knew you making you my vp was the best decision i could make
00:38:12you're on their side
00:38:13oh don't act shocked
00:38:15it's called networking sweetheart
00:38:17i know your little backwater club don't even know what that is
00:38:21i think we should get them out of here
00:38:23an unranked opportunist like yourself
00:38:26doesn't deserve to golf with pros like tyler
00:38:31on behalf of the golfers association
00:38:33i'm revoking your entry into the u.s open
00:38:36you bastards
00:38:37i'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:38:40gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:38:43the chairman
00:38:45that old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:38:48don't bother him with your petty drama
00:38:50empathism is a big word for you man
00:38:53you think gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club
00:38:56he's got better things to do sweetheart
00:38:59boys get them out of here
00:39:00i'm sick of seeing their faces
00:39:02make sure they're gone i don't want them crawling back
00:39:05this is my turn
00:39:11this is my turn
00:39:18hands off
00:39:22that's the bus the chairman had custom made for lion
00:39:25no one's ever seen it
00:39:27why did he bring it today
00:39:28the riders
00:39:29president's cup
00:39:31masters
00:39:31the open
00:39:33the pga tour
00:39:34they're they're all grand slam trophies
00:39:36and there's multiple
00:39:37mr chairman
00:39:39what are you doing here
00:39:40i'm here to remind everyone
00:39:42that the open is run by the golfers association
00:39:47not golden hills
00:39:49mr chairman these two crashed the press conference
00:39:53i'm just throwing out the trash
00:39:55the trash
00:39:59how dare you
00:40:01do you have no idea
00:40:03who he is
00:40:04are you serious right now
00:40:06you're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:40:09oh my goodness
00:40:11who gave you permission to speak
00:40:15he is the top ranked golfer
00:40:18mr hale
00:40:20mr hale
00:40:20there's a bug in the system
00:40:22he's not even in the rankings
00:40:24he's a nobody
00:40:25a nobody
00:40:26so all these trophies he won mean nothing to you
00:40:30all these trophies belong to him
00:40:34that's impossible
00:40:35he's done the impossible
00:40:36time and time again
00:40:39all these trophies belong to him
00:40:41and to him alone
00:40:42he is
00:40:43the legendary golfer
00:40:51the legendary golfer
00:40:53sir
00:40:55i need to talk to you
00:40:57in private
00:41:00what is he hiding from me
00:41:04look
00:41:06i'd appreciate it
00:41:07if you kept my identity a secret
00:41:09eleanor's still young
00:41:10and i don't want the press hounding her
00:41:14i am so sorry claire
00:41:16i wasn't there for you
00:41:18i was chasing trophies and wins
00:41:20and i should have been by your side
00:41:23i promise
00:41:25i will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:41:31i've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:41:33i understand
00:41:36i can keep your secret
00:41:38thanks
00:41:39here we go
00:41:45after a thorough review
00:41:46we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:41:53since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:41:56all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:00and then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:42:05everyone except tyler carter
00:42:14what
00:42:15i'm the highest ranked person here
00:42:17we don't need some ai system to prove that
00:42:20and you have no right to disqualify me
00:42:22i am the president of the golf association
00:42:25and the host of the u.s open
00:42:28i do have that right
00:42:29you old bastard
00:42:30you're making a mistake making an enemy of the golden hills golf club over this nobody
00:42:35enough
00:42:37you and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long
00:42:43you have no authority here
00:42:46take them out
00:42:48you can't do this
00:42:48you can't do this
00:42:49you reckless bastard
00:42:51as for you
00:42:54the golf association has no room for a golden hill simpering laptop
00:43:00you're fired
00:43:01you can't fire me
00:43:03i am the vice president
00:43:11i have heard that golden hills has been experimenting with an ai neurochip implant
00:43:17now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:43:22just watch out
00:43:23i wouldn't worry about that
00:43:25i chose to come back
00:43:26i'm ready for anything
00:43:29come what may
00:43:43all right
00:43:44you can open your eyes
00:43:53so you want to guess what i got you for your birthday
00:43:55i don't know
00:43:57but i do know that i'm gonna love it
00:44:00because it's a present from daddy
00:44:06daddy
00:44:07is this all for me
00:44:09it's just like my drawing
00:44:10yep
00:44:11it's all yours sweetie
00:44:16oh
00:44:17i can't forget this
00:44:24perfect
00:44:26my princess
00:44:27may i have the first dance
00:44:29yes
00:44:50mirror mirror on the wall
00:44:52who's the prettiest princess of them all
00:44:55why it's you
00:44:57my pretty little princess eleanor
00:44:59wait daddy
00:45:00i've got you a present
00:45:04this is my lucky bracelet
00:45:06i made it at school
00:45:07miss maya says wearing it means good things will happen
00:45:11daddy
00:45:12you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever
00:45:15i'll be cheering for you
00:45:16and i know mommy will too
00:45:18i never wanted eleanor to worry about me
00:45:21so i didn't tell her about the match
00:45:22but it looks like she knew all along
00:45:26thank you sweetie
00:45:29i promise
00:45:30i'm going to get you everything you ever wanted
00:45:38welcome everybody
00:45:39to the final qualifying round
00:45:40for the u.s. open
00:45:41which is also known as
00:45:43golf's longest day
00:45:45today is going to be a 36 hole round
00:45:46which means only the top 50 players
00:45:49will advance to the final round
00:45:50so
00:45:51good luck
00:45:52yeah
00:45:53let's do this
00:46:13wow
00:46:14that was incredible
00:46:18that was incredible
00:46:39you won we won dinner's on me tonight guys we've got to celebrate let's party drink it up you know
00:46:47come on oh wait jake we have dinner with dad tonight remember no disgusting he just wants you there
00:46:53he's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit henry i bet he's gonna be there
00:46:58tonight too yeah i know and i've had enough it's time i end this
00:47:11lion you finally returned
00:47:18for the past six years i've torn through the competition but those old timers still insist
00:47:24that is because you paved the way no matter how many titles i win your legacy hangs over my head
00:47:31hangs over every single trophy like a thorn digging deeper into my side but i'll prove myself
00:47:41when i'm implanted with this ship everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:47:45that i am the greatest golfer in the world
00:47:50i agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight
00:48:06hi i'm bobby it's a pleasure to meet you sir
00:48:10god mid you just drag any bomb off the street you dare show your face here dad
00:48:16can you be nice this is the hero i told you about that saved our golf club
00:48:41this is henry hail his father is the president of the golfers association golf is in their blood
00:48:50just the type of family that my daughter should marry into
00:48:58henry is it yep me has told me so much about you you're gabriel's kid you act nothing like him
00:49:05what would you know about my father nothing he's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course
00:49:15mia are you serious you brought the help home
00:49:21so humiliating yeah what is he doing here to shine henry's shoes
00:49:29oh mia has good taste i'm sure she'll know someone's right for her
00:49:33watch it yard boy his father runs a us open with one phone call he can have you disqualified
00:49:41everybody let's not waste our time on this loser our food's getting cold let's go eat
00:49:50here please allow me
00:49:59oh that reminds me mr collins you have to try one of these i just had him flown in from
00:50:05cuba today
00:50:06really good up on us oh now we're done real cuba huh mm-hmm
00:50:14there you go excellent taste young man
00:50:19thank you okay can we not smoke at the table please
00:50:25yeah real mature
00:50:29we should really try this meal our chef being special
00:50:43i'm sorry man i mistook that for an ashtray okay that's enough stop disrespecting my guest
00:50:52don't worry about it i'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough i brought a gift
00:51:10you
00:51:11ew what is this sounds like shiny scrap metal i bet it's all junk
00:51:19henry show this schmuck what a real gift looks like yes yes thank you for the reminder my
00:51:25um
00:51:28well mia i knew you grew up idolizing lion so i wanted to do something special
00:51:34i got you this this is lion's old tour card it took me ages to get out of my father's
00:51:41collection
00:51:42dad would go for millions at sotheby's henry this is very sweet of you
00:51:49but it's far too valuable i can't can't accept it
00:51:56this is incredibly rare
00:51:58what are you sparking about over there huh worried about that little trash bag that you brought in
00:52:03comparison admit it loser you are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that
00:52:14why don't we make a bet all right i'm listening
00:52:20if my gift is more valuable than yours you have to lick this plate clean
00:52:27cigar ash and all
00:52:36what a coincidence looks like i want to give mia alliance tour card too
00:52:45but not just one
00:52:50ten
00:52:52whoa
00:52:53what
00:52:55that's impossible you're just a washed up loser like how is that possible
00:53:01well looks like you lost eat up jeez have i been getting this all wrong
00:53:08i gotta make a phone call
00:53:16wait guys we almost fell for this dude's trick
00:53:19i just talked to my father apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all
00:53:24fake the only way you can even tell is if you put them against a fire and then the little
00:53:29lion's head
00:53:29would pop up and let's be honest these are certainly fake and now guess what my dad's on
00:53:38his way and we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are you pissed off the president you
00:53:44are so screwed
00:53:47how dare you bring fakes into my house so you all think these cards are fake yeah yeah yeah
00:53:56well i believe bobby i don't think you'd lie to me well why talk about it let's put to the
00:54:03test
00:54:03wait no you can't destroy those that's part of lion's legacy that's a disrespected golf itself
00:54:13wait no you can't destroy those that's part of lion's legacy it'd be an insult to golf itself
00:54:19oh my god mia why are you believing this guy i'm doing us all a favor by destroying these i'm
00:54:26calling
00:54:26him out for having a scam what's going on here what if that card actually is real fire test gold
00:54:40adversity test men yeah you lying con artist i'm sick of your parlor tricks get on your knees admit
00:54:50these are fake otherwise i'm gonna give you a glimpse into the depths of hell
00:54:57dad this is who i was telling you about this is the con man
00:55:04ow you idiot what do you think you're doing mr chairman he was the one that brought the fakes
00:55:11we had nothing to do with it fakes
00:55:27no no no no no no these are the real deal what dad what are you talking about are you
00:55:34senile like
00:55:35those can't be real ow did i raise an idiot wait a minute if those cards are real then he
00:55:43he's lying i apologize for interrupting your family dinner i'll be cutting up all of his credit
00:55:51cards again and he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson what let's go your mother's in
00:55:58the car oh oh it's the person we almost destroyed those precious treasures we didn't mean to it was all
00:56:09henry's fault well it looks like dinner's finished to me let's go for a walk that sounds nice
00:56:20maybe good to get some fresh air away from this stench
00:56:32sorry i had to deal with my family back there don't worry about it i just didn't want our first
00:56:38date to end sour
00:56:55yes she passed in labor i'm sorry i know what it's like to lose someone you love never gets easier
00:57:07i want you to know that i'm not trying to replace anybody i just want to be by your side
00:57:30stay here mia be careful hey bitch who's gonna save you now huh hey baby
00:57:39oh no bobby watch out
00:57:50hey
00:57:54let her go tyler
00:58:00bobby
00:58:03i thought you were gonna go down swinging
00:58:08those are cute
00:58:10no it's my daughter
00:58:13see that
00:58:15it's what you get for going against me you son of a
00:58:17bitch
00:58:20it's time to go join your wife and yell
00:58:27fuck come on boys you got lucky this time motherfucker next time i see you it's gonna
00:58:32be your last
00:58:34okay
00:58:36not yet
00:58:37oh i think it's broken
00:58:40gotta get you to the hospital
00:58:42let's go
00:58:51wait don't move
00:58:54not until the doctor says what's wrong
00:58:57i have an itch
00:59:00down there
00:59:01my hands are
00:59:02okay well let me itch it for you
00:59:07is it right here
00:59:15how's that feel
00:59:16that's amazing
00:59:18is that it
00:59:18oh yeah
00:59:20that's so good
00:59:23that's amazing
00:59:25please
00:59:27oh yes
00:59:28what's daddy doing
00:59:31eleanor
00:59:33daddy
00:59:34hey
00:59:36oh
00:59:36oh
00:59:36i'm sorry
00:59:38hey doc
00:59:39what's wrong with bobby's hand
00:59:41well mr wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture he needs at least six weeks of proper rest or
00:59:47there will be permanent consequences six weeks what about the u.s open you need rest
00:59:54and that's doctor's orders
00:59:59i missed you eleanor
01:00:00i missed you too
01:00:02wait wait wait what are you doing you need to rest and you're not swinging a club anytime soon
01:00:06i have to go to the u.s open i'll pop oxy if i have to okay but we only
01:00:12have one a day and it only lasts four hours
01:00:14what are you going to do when the pill wears off you can't hold the club correctly
01:00:19four hours is plenty i'll win for you and me
01:00:24it's time the legendary lion of golf gets his proper ending
01:00:30welcome to the u.s open championships the total course will consist of 72 holes across four days
01:00:37the player with the lowest total score will win this year will be at the infamous devil's course the
01:00:43auckland golf club the course consists of 250 acres 168 bunkers tall roughs and no water hazards
01:00:50it is heavily designed to punish every mistake who will conquer the devil's course and who will
01:00:57claim the sterling trophy
01:01:02what what wait bobby bobby our groundskeeper is the legendary lion he's a grand slam champion
01:01:10he's never lost a tournament and now that the lion's back if we win august will be saved
01:01:16bobby bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury but his right hand is it really going to be
01:01:20okay
01:01:39your old news loser still living out your old grand slam glory days is your calling card shut the
01:01:45fuck up tyler feisty i like it you can keep screeching but when i win i'm gonna find something to
01:01:52shove down your throat to shut you up so gross enough this is a waste of time while lion has
01:01:58been
01:01:58sleeping away all these years i have been conquering this very course year after year
01:02:07you think you can keep up with me
01:02:16you don't wake a sleeping lion
01:02:23i will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence
01:02:27i will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time
01:02:55the golden hills golden boys strike with near robotic precision
01:03:01they're all playing way above their level it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc and swing
01:03:06path
01:03:10man oh man this ai it's incredible it's our secret weapon this has-been he can't beat us he's done
01:03:19for
01:03:26can he do it
01:03:28can he do it
01:03:36this is your grandson here he's better off as my caddy
01:03:41don't push yourself you can't play like this
01:03:44don't worry about it i'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:03:53all right well you focus on swinging i'll take care of the rest
01:04:21hey are you okay
01:04:24how's the leaderboard there you go good job today let's find out
01:04:32oh oh thank god we made it to the finals i'm still way behind to win this game i have
01:04:39to catch up
01:04:40quickly
01:04:41game's just begun
01:05:03Mia? Where are you? Hey, do you need something? No, I tried to grab my towel, but my wrist
01:05:09still hurts. Oh yeah, hold on. Can you massage it please? The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:05:23Where does it hurt? Right here.
01:05:41The finals are tomorrow. I don't want you to overexert yourself. Tonight, you're mine.
01:06:09I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:06:15Eleanor is here to root for you. A good luck kiss for daddy. Now, you're gonna win today
01:06:22because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you.
01:06:42Four hours? I need to finish before noon.
01:07:01What's going on? Loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag. It's...
01:07:13Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker? What are they trying to do?
01:07:20That's the game plan. The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in. He's forced to play
01:07:26an impossible lie. We're completely dug in. What are you gonna do?
01:07:38Just give it up, old man. According to our calculations, it is impossible to make it in the hole in
01:07:43one
01:07:43stroke. The mighty lion is trapped in our cage. There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:07:50They must be playing dirty. You planted microchips in your arm?
01:07:58So what if we did? All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:08:11You want a hint? The AI has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:08:17You lose. AI's never wrong. You're so screwed.
01:08:25Dude, just accept it.
01:08:27You're a washed up retiree. You can't beat cold hard facts. Don't you understand that?
01:08:32It's in the bag for God's sakes.
01:08:37Leave it to me.
01:08:56How the hell? No. That goes against all common sense and calculations. It's impossible.
01:09:09See? He landed back in the bunker. He still needs two strokes. That fossil doesn't understand the AI. It runs
01:09:18the world now.
01:09:20Bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole. Just to tie with Kane.
01:09:24Shit, Nia. We're done for. Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:09:30The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him. It's your biggest mistake. Making it into the
01:09:35hole from the bunker. Nobody can do that.
01:09:37Oh God.
01:09:40Wait. On the green? Something's moving.
01:09:46Wait. That's my ball.
01:09:51Did he just?
01:09:53Ooh, so close. But looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes.
01:09:58It's okay guys. Even if August Golf Club goes down, we'll stick together like family.
01:10:06Our cutting edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way.
01:10:12When? In your dreams.
01:10:16Our AI's calculated your chances. And guess what? It's a 100% chance you lose.
01:10:29What's this? I can't believe my eyes. The ball's still moving.
01:10:35Look alive, boys.
01:10:37I'm still in play.
01:10:43It sucks.
01:10:46A pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data? It's impossible.
01:10:51Yeah, you must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:11:04Oh my God! Let's go!
01:11:08Oh my God! Let's go!
01:11:11I knew you could do it.
01:11:16Our cutting edge AI didn't see that path. How did you?
01:11:20Nah, you know what man? It's gotta be a bug or something, right?
01:11:23I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI.
01:11:28It's not a bug. He took the path that AI considered to be impossible.
01:11:33And he did it in one stroke.
01:11:35He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability.
01:11:39A free lesson for you.
01:11:41All the cold, hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course.
01:11:47It's gonna be a long time before you beat me.
01:11:50So all your little microchips won't win.
01:11:56Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard.
01:11:59Bobby and Kane are tied for first.
01:12:01You know what this means?
01:12:02A sudden death rap.
01:12:04Whoever wins will move on to the next.
01:12:08Let's go, boys.
01:12:16What's wrong?
01:12:19The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:12:21Don't worry.
01:12:22I'll put Kane in his place soon enough.
01:12:48You've held out long enough, old man.
01:12:50It's time to end your legacy, Lyon.
01:12:52You've held out long enough, old man.
01:12:53It's time to end your legacy, Lyon.
01:12:59Damn it.
01:13:00Painkillers worn off.
01:13:11Nice!
01:13:12Let's go, let's go!
01:13:13Next is hole 10.
01:13:15535 yards at par four.
01:13:17Kane Carter is up next.
01:13:26Just give up the future belongs to young innovative players like me not wrinkly old deadweights
01:13:32you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:13:46the hell are you looking at old man the flags all the way over there just waiting on the sun
01:13:51to disappear
01:13:53disappear there's not a cloud in sight you really are crazy my experience doesn't lie
01:14:11even the great line can't come back from this chin up old man you got to make it to the
01:14:17green to
01:14:18watch me crush you for good daddy a lucky magic spell for you i know you can do it you
01:14:25got this
01:14:30soon soon what are you praying for a miracle i mean i guess you probably should because it's
01:14:36going to take an act of god for you to win this anything less and that trophy is mine a
01:14:41miracle
01:14:43miracles are for the unprepared
01:14:57the sun it actually disappeared
01:15:10fine at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:21nice shot bud bummer nerdy
01:15:27yes kane slipped up bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:15:32then he's tied with kane let's run another round got this daddy god at his time it's going to be
01:15:40the
01:15:40total eclipse how's he going to swing in total darkness this is beyond lion's top records even
01:15:45at his peak plus it's about to be pitch black soon you can keep dreaming bud now it's bobby's turn
01:15:53he's looking rough we believe in you bobby you got this
01:16:08i'll tell you what i'll sweeten it you pull off this miracle i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:15and i'll hand it to august august doesn't want your club your reputation is trash
01:16:27and you
01:16:29i'll go beyond i'll beat the old me after this shot august's name will echo across america
01:16:38now watch this drive
01:16:46you
01:17:12fly golf ball fly big daddy's dream come true
01:17:16fly golf ball fly big daddy's dream come true
01:17:36how did he do this
01:17:44let's go
01:17:45oh my god
01:17:47no
01:17:51i lost
01:17:53he crushed me
01:17:54how could kane lose to this
01:17:56fucking old bastard
01:18:01daddy i knew you're the bestest
01:18:04folks did you see this he managed to beat kane carter with an injured right hand
01:18:10he's back folks the gooks the lion bobby
01:18:20the winner of the u.s open championship bobby the lion
01:18:27and what
01:18:31i didn't do this for me
01:18:36i did it for all of us
01:18:38for august golf club
01:18:42you cheated
01:18:44this trophy belongs to the golden hills golf club
01:18:47you were taking pills
01:18:49i saw it with my own two eyes you were doping
01:18:54no the meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started
01:19:00you got proof of that sweetheart
01:19:01i can prove it
01:19:09the doping you saw
01:19:11painkillers
01:19:13prescribed by the hospital for his injuries
01:19:16legal approved by the association and cleared prior to competition
01:19:22it's all documented right here
01:19:26you're on his team
01:19:28you're in on it
01:19:29oh and uh as far as your crimes go
01:19:32i've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault
01:19:39i have evidence how about you
01:19:44i have evidence do you
01:19:49this is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club
01:19:54come on come on come on you motherfucker
01:19:56lion you finally returned reclaiming your place as champion
01:20:07a long time ago i said i was going to retire
01:20:11but i did for my daughter and since i've won i'm going back into retirement
01:20:19stay we need a legend like you in golf to lead the way
01:20:25please stay
01:20:28stay stay stay stay stay stay stay stay stay stay
01:20:33eleanor
01:20:35daddy has a lot of money now and i can afford to bring you to any art school you want
01:20:38to go to
01:20:40i'm staying with you i'm not golfing
01:20:45daddy i like watching you play golf
01:20:49i've never seen you so cruel and strong before you're amazing
01:20:55i'm a big girl now eleanor's happy if daddy's happy
01:21:00daddy should do what he wants too
01:21:08okay
01:21:10then we're all going to be a big happy family
01:21:12thank you
01:21:20you
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