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00:00:00This is me, casually ruining my high school year old.
00:00:04Twenty years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:10Those clothes, those highlights, a Tamagotchi?
00:00:15I went back to 2006.
00:00:17Vote me for senior prom queen!
00:00:21Later, loser.
00:00:23Nothing's changed.
00:00:24Loser! Loser!
00:00:26Mia, sit down!
00:00:28But that's the thing about second chances.
00:00:30You can always flip the script.
00:00:37You're a good kickin' ass. I like this new you.
00:00:40High school bucket list item number one.
00:00:42Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:00:47Be brave even when it scares you.
00:00:50I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:00:54Do it, queen. Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:00:57Shut it, wannabe Lance.
00:00:59Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:01:01Start a riot.
00:01:02Food fight!
00:01:05There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:01:08And it's not Jess.
00:01:10Will you officially be my prom date?
00:01:13So you can predict the future?
00:01:14Actually, I'm from the future.
00:01:18Ah!
00:01:28Everybody says things get better after graduation.
00:01:31But 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:01:34Don't fall.
00:01:40This is me.
00:01:42It has really a room.
00:01:44I don't think it has really a room.
00:01:51Mia?
00:01:52Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:01:58No, I'm sorry, Jessica.
00:02:00But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:02:04Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac.
00:02:06You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:02:08Now just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant.
00:02:12C-c-c-kay?
00:02:16I still run the school of pockets.
00:02:19Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:02:21Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement
00:02:25from the class of 2006's prom king and queen,
00:02:30Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:02:40You okay?
00:02:41Am I okay?
00:02:43My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince
00:02:46and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own name, but details.
00:02:49Me?
00:02:52Yeah, I'm super good.
00:02:54You seem really amazing.
00:02:56Look who's talking.
00:02:58Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:03:02You're such a big shot in the city.
00:03:03I'm actually...
00:03:04I came here for someone very special.
00:03:07So...
00:03:09I came back for you.
00:03:11Yeah, um...
00:03:13Can I talk to you later?
00:03:14It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp
00:03:18and finally tell him how I feel.
00:03:20Absolutely.
00:03:21Actually, I want to...
00:03:23Come on, Connor.
00:03:24Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:03:27So let's give them one.
00:03:43Jessica, what the hell?
00:03:45Mia!
00:03:46Come here.
00:03:47Hey, it's okay.
00:03:48You're gonna be alright.
00:03:49Just hold on.
00:03:50Hey.
00:03:51I wish I could go back.
00:03:53What do you mean?
00:03:53Go back where?
00:03:54Then I could tell you...
00:03:56How much.
00:03:56How much you want?
00:03:58Hey, Mia.
00:03:58Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:04:00Mia, look at me.
00:04:01What did you want to tell me?
00:04:08Am I...
00:04:09Dead?
00:04:12Or did my wish come true?
00:04:14Did I really get a second chance?
00:04:19Holy bananas.
00:04:21No more front lines.
00:04:22I look 18 again.
00:04:25Which means...
00:04:27Look, the freak show lives.
00:04:29Rise and shine, Mia.
00:04:31I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:04:36Those clothes.
00:04:37Those highlights.
00:04:40A...
00:04:41Tamagotchi?
00:04:42I went back to...
00:04:442006?
00:04:49When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:04:54Miss Thompson?
00:04:55May I be excused?
00:04:57I think I'm hallucinating.
00:04:58Mamie, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:05:04Loser!
00:05:05Loser!
00:05:06Loser!
00:05:08Loser!
00:05:09Loser!
00:05:10Loser!
00:05:11Nothing's changed.
00:05:12Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:05:15And nobody.
00:05:16The girl who can't fight back.
00:05:18But that's the thing about second chances.
00:05:20You can always flip the script.
00:05:23High school bucket list item number one.
00:05:25Never put up with bullying again.
00:05:31Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill me!
00:05:35Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:05:39Why?
00:05:40For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:05:43They do this every day!
00:05:51Don't be silly.
00:05:54Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:05:58She will never leave.
00:06:01She just...
00:06:02Sit!
00:06:03Down!
00:06:04And finish your lab before I fail you.
00:06:11Mia, join Jessica's group.
00:06:13And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:06:21Okay.
00:06:23So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:06:31Oops!
00:06:32What can I say?
00:06:35Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:06:38It's a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:42Let's clean you up.
00:06:43That acid...
00:06:44Don't...
00:06:44I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:06:47And I want to try this experiment on you!
00:06:59Oh, these are so funny in MySpace.
00:07:02Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:07:14Oh, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:07:24So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:07:28High school bucket list item number two.
00:07:30Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:07:34Concon, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:07:39Don't...
00:07:40Don't call me that.
00:07:42Or what?
00:07:42Little Miss...
00:07:44Stutter!
00:07:45This time, no more shrinking.
00:07:47You do that again?
00:07:49I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:07:52What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:07:56I don't know what you're talking about.
00:07:58You're cheating your way into college.
00:08:00And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:08:04Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:08:06Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:08:13Let's see what this does to yours.
00:08:22Mia, put the bottle down!
00:08:29High school bucket list item number three.
00:08:31Teacher of least favorite teacher, Alyssa.
00:08:34Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:08:35Freak.
00:08:35Science accident.
00:08:37Blame chemistry.
00:08:39God!
00:08:41Damn, Mia.
00:08:43Wasn't expecting that.
00:08:44Little fight looks good on you.
00:08:47Use your words.
00:08:48Don't get lost in that smile.
00:08:49Just say something.
00:08:51No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:08:54No.
00:08:56You look good kicking ass.
00:08:58I like this new you.
00:08:59I like the new me, too.
00:09:02Goodbye, shy girl.
00:09:03Hello, high school 2.0.
00:09:06Stop!
00:09:07You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:09:12What's next, Mia?
00:09:13Running for prom, queen!
00:09:15Stop!
00:09:16You know what?
00:09:17Maybe I will.
00:09:18Literally, no one knows you.
00:09:21And you want to run against me?
00:09:23Anyone can wear a crown.
00:09:26Not people like you.
00:09:29Need a reminder?
00:09:31Nikki!
00:09:32Sharpie!
00:09:33Now!
00:09:35If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen, I will not make your life a living hell.
00:09:40Feel!
00:09:44Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:09:49High school bucket list item number four.
00:09:52Be brave even when it scares you.
00:09:55I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:10:00Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:10:06Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:10:08They lost touch after high school.
00:10:10I am not losing them again.
00:10:12I did.
00:10:14I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:10:16I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:10:19Come here, man.
00:10:21It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:10:24And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:10:32Great! More maggots have arrived.
00:10:35Besides them, Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:10:39The misfits.
00:10:41The outcasts.
00:10:42Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:10:46To the queen.
00:10:48Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:10:50Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:10:52Choke and die, slutty spears.
00:10:54Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:11:04And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:11:14Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:11:19My vote.
00:11:23Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:11:26Con Con, you already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:11:30We have to do this. Together.
00:11:33Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina!
00:11:36Except for me.
00:11:38I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:11:41Everyone wants to date me!
00:11:43I'm head cheerleader!
00:11:45You're the basketball captain!
00:11:46Even our parents want us together!
00:11:49It's destiny!
00:11:50May the best girl win.
00:11:52Ah, Mr. Oliver.
00:11:55If you fail again, you won't be able to go to Prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:11:59Understood?
00:12:02Got it.
00:12:05Where do you think you're going?
00:12:06We have a pop quiz on...
00:12:08Theory of relativity.
00:12:09The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:12:15I'll come back for my A later.
00:12:16No, you're not going anywhere and changing this test.
00:12:19High school bucket list item number five.
00:12:21Ditch class like a badass.
00:12:23Check it! If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:12:28He wasted.
00:12:30How?
00:12:33Told ya!
00:12:35See ya later, Misty.
00:12:43Hey, I just wanted to...
00:12:45Oh!
00:12:47Um...
00:12:50Hey, Nina?
00:12:52Um...
00:12:52I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:12:55Um...
00:12:55I'll get off you now.
00:12:58Uh, you good?
00:12:59Yeah, ooh!
00:13:01Sorry, your necklace.
00:13:02Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:13:03It's been in my family for years.
00:13:05It's like indestructible.
00:13:07Thanks.
00:13:08Um...
00:13:08My mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:13:12She's nuts.
00:13:15You know, I...
00:13:16I'm gonna polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:13:18Wow.
00:13:19Jess is really lucky to have something so thoughtful.
00:13:21Jess?
00:13:23Why would I give it to Jess?
00:13:25Well, because you two are a thing.
00:13:27You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:13:31I like who?
00:13:32Uh, nothing. No.
00:13:33It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:13:38She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:13:40You do.
00:13:41I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:13:45That's why you won my vote.
00:13:48I thought you liked her.
00:13:50Wow.
00:13:53To be honest with you, Mia,
00:13:57there's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:14:00And it's not Jess.
00:14:03Than who?
00:14:05Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:14:11Is...
00:14:12Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:14:14Sorry.
00:14:15Oh, fuck.
00:14:16No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great.
00:14:17What were you saying about the who you like?
00:14:18Oh, she's out of my league.
00:14:21She's...
00:14:21God.
00:14:24Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league.
00:14:27And she's beautiful and smart.
00:14:31And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me.
00:14:35You're not dumb, Connor.
00:14:38She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:14:42Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:14:47Cool.
00:14:48Um...
00:14:48But I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:14:51High school bucket list, item number six.
00:14:54Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:14:57What did you have in mind?
00:14:59Well, if you could help me ace this test, I...
00:15:02Will help you win the crown.
00:15:05Make you prom queen.
00:15:09What do you think?
00:15:18Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:15:23Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:15:26Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:15:30Dr. Jessica!
00:15:34Dylan, if I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:15:42Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:15:44You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:15:49Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:15:54Oh, man. Here goes nothing.
00:15:58Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:16:03What's his challenge?
00:16:05A chemistry test.
00:16:06Well, great. Chemistry's my favorite subject.
00:16:10Sexual chemistry.
00:16:13Sexual...what?
00:16:14The rules are simple.
00:16:16Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:16:23You down?
00:16:26Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:16:36No more applause. Jess already has the clap.
00:16:39Bite me knee pads. Your little friend lost.
00:16:42Connor's mine, okay?
00:16:44This is the reunion all over again.
00:16:46I'm not letting her win this time.
00:16:48What the hell was that?
00:16:50Me winning.
00:16:51Can't wait to have that king.
00:16:53Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but uh, show us your best, freak.
00:16:59Are you sure you want to do this?
00:17:01It's your man, Mia!
00:17:02Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:17:04You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:17:06Or anybody.
00:17:07You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:17:10You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:17:13Oops, was that a secret?
00:17:14I'm not doing this for them. It's for me.
00:17:18Just follow my lead.
00:17:20High school bucket list item number set.
00:17:22Make the first move.
00:17:24No, you follow my lead.
00:17:29You follow my lead.
00:17:47So you guys, who did it better?
00:17:50Mia!
00:17:51Mia!
00:17:55Mia!
00:17:56Oh, damn.
00:17:58Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:18:00How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:18:06I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:18:10Not if I can help it.
00:18:12The whole town wants us together!
00:18:14Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:18:16Go on her!
00:18:21Mia!
00:18:22Your prince is waiting.
00:18:25Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:18:28Stop drooling. Go over there.
00:18:30Or you can use your mouth in another creative way.
00:18:33Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:18:34Bye!
00:18:38Mia, we really need to talk.
00:18:42About that kiss.
00:18:45Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:18:47College.
00:18:49Science majors are sluttier than you think.
00:18:51Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:18:52No.
00:18:54But I will one day.
00:18:57My magic eight ball said so.
00:18:59So you can predict the future?
00:19:01Actually, I'm from the future.
00:19:04Right.
00:19:05It's my secret superpower, so.
00:19:07Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:19:13Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:19:16Connor?
00:19:18I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:19:20And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:19:23Actually, about that.
00:19:24Yeah.
00:19:25Well, let's just focus on beating Jeffs, and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:19:30Yeah?
00:19:31Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:19:36At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:19:39Fine.
00:19:40Yeah, look.
00:19:41For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:19:48So we could team up.
00:19:52Wait.
00:19:53Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:19:58You can run this school if you want to team me up.
00:20:01You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:20:06Out of the way! Cooking class champions coming through!
00:20:10Wait.
00:20:12You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:20:14If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:20:22You still want to do this?
00:20:25Why not?
00:20:26Baking is just chemistry.
00:20:28Let the best baker win.
00:20:31Ew.
00:20:33And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:20:37Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:20:43What are you talking about?
00:20:45You don't look the part yet, Nita.
00:20:47Let us help you out.
00:20:58Later, loser.
00:21:02Let me guess.
00:21:03Jessup bitch strikes again.
00:21:05I hope her baked goods burn in hell. You want me to go cursor?
00:21:09Thanks for the thought, Kay.
00:21:11I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:21:13Never gonna have to give you an edge.
00:21:15Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:21:19Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:21:21Why?
00:21:21Because I'm gonna turn you into sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:21:29Mia, where are you?
00:21:31Where's your baking buddy, con-con?
00:21:34Did she chicken out last night?
00:21:39Hold on.
00:21:41May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:21:44I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:21:53Yeah, you look-
00:21:54Like a fucking try-hard.
00:21:56Overdressed much?
00:21:57Come on, girls, we have a contest to win.
00:21:59Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:22:02High school bucket list item number eight.
00:22:05Flirt like a hot girl.
00:22:06Look who's talking.
00:22:08Chef?
00:22:08Ready to win?
00:22:10Stop putting on a show!
00:22:12This event is supposed to be about me!
00:22:14Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:22:17Call me Queen.
00:22:22I'm coming for your throne.
00:22:29Shut up or die!
00:22:34Alright.
00:22:35Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:22:37To your tables, please.
00:22:38Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:22:40Oh, yeah, we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:22:42with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:22:44It's really easy.
00:22:46What?
00:22:47It's science meets sweets.
00:22:49Come on.
00:22:51Alright, contestants.
00:22:52The Bake Off begins...
00:22:54Now!
00:22:55Okay.
00:22:56Let's put this in.
00:23:00Like this, like that.
00:23:09And then...
00:23:10This.
00:23:11That's on your nose.
00:23:12No, that's too much.
00:23:14That's too much.
00:23:20That's too much.
00:23:21No more.
00:23:23No.
00:23:28Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:23:31Hope it's earthquake proof.
00:23:39Oops.
00:23:42Oops.
00:23:43Foot slipped.
00:23:45Sorry, not sorry.
00:23:47Oops.
00:23:49Sorry.
00:23:50My hand slipped.
00:23:52Oh!
00:23:54Oh, she's awful.
00:23:57Oh!
00:23:58If you do that again, Ms. Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:24:01She just kicked our table.
00:24:02I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:24:05Get back to work.
00:24:07It's fine. It's fine.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:08So what do we do now?
00:24:09A good scientist.
00:24:11Always.
00:24:12Has a pin.
00:24:15And...
00:24:17Time.
00:24:20The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:24:25Jessica, you're up.
00:24:28It is a model of my mansion.
00:24:31And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:24:35So great!
00:24:38This is our dessert.
00:24:40It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:25:06And all the votes are in.
00:25:09The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:25:19The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:25:30Mia Watkins!
00:25:31Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:25:39That's amazing.
00:25:40Woo!
00:25:42We did it!
00:25:44I can't believe it!
00:25:45Oh, that's my queen!
00:25:46That's my best friend!
00:25:48We love her!
00:25:49Best day of my life.
00:25:52I knew you could do it.
00:25:56No!
00:25:57Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:26:00Ugh!
00:26:04Not anymore.
00:26:06Oh!
00:26:08I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:26:11I'm sorry.
00:26:12High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:26:16Start a riot.
00:26:17Make it epic.
00:26:20Food fight!
00:26:25Food fight!
00:26:27Popular kids versus kids!
00:26:29Stop it!
00:26:30Stop it!
00:26:35Stop!
00:26:38Stop!
00:26:45Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:26:50Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:26:55Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:26:58You and your friends can go.
00:27:00What?
00:27:02No, she's lying!
00:27:03I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:27:06You know what?
00:27:07No.
00:27:09I like having an attitude.
00:27:11I lived for years without one.
00:27:13And now, it's here to stay.
00:27:15One more bad word.
00:27:17One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:27:22Fine.
00:27:23I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:27:29Oh, sorry.
00:27:31No one knows about that yet.
00:27:32Both of you, pack your bags.
00:27:37Wait, are we suspended?
00:27:39I can't get suspended.
00:27:40My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:27:42No, no, no.
00:27:43I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:27:45You're both free to go.
00:27:47Wait, for real?
00:27:48Of course.
00:27:49You're both free to go.
00:27:50And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:27:53The door's always open.
00:27:54How much money did her dad give you?
00:27:58Uh, $147,347 and...
00:28:02You be quiet, you demon child!
00:28:05On a second though, why don't you help me clean up here, my star students.
00:28:16Whoa!
00:28:17Did you see the look on his face?
00:28:19Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:28:21How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:28:23Well, I told you I can see the future, so...
00:28:26Right.
00:28:27It's no big deal.
00:28:28Yeah.
00:28:29So tell me...
00:28:32What do you see in our future tonight?
00:28:35Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:28:37Oh, yeah.
00:28:38What's that one again?
00:28:39Uh, anatomy.
00:28:40It's the study of the...
00:28:42Human body.
00:28:44Yeah.
00:28:45Yeah.
00:28:46You wanna do it at my place?
00:28:48My parents aren't home.
00:28:49Your place?
00:28:51Like a...
00:28:52Ooh!
00:28:53Like us...
00:28:55Together...
00:28:56Alone?
00:28:57Yeah.
00:28:58Let's go, Professor.
00:29:00I promise to be a good boy.
00:29:04Okay.
00:29:13uh...
00:29:17Uh...
00:29:20Uh...
00:29:23Uh...
00:29:33Myself...
00:29:34diezm Hunter.
00:29:34Yeah, she's like a minor bag.
00:30:16Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:30:21Not that dumb.
00:30:22No, no.
00:30:23I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis.
00:30:27What is it?
00:30:30Get up.
00:30:31I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:30:36All right, please me.
00:30:37Okay.
00:30:41Can I?
00:30:43All right.
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45Okay.
00:30:51Picep.
00:30:52Precii.
00:30:58Pectalis major.
00:31:03Prectus abdominis.
00:31:05Gloria, amen.
00:31:08Is that the name?
00:31:09The name is that long?
00:31:10No, no, no.
00:31:11You forgot about that part.
00:31:12No, it's not important.
00:31:15Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:31:17He likes someone else.
00:31:19You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:31:27But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot of less clothes.
00:31:43The rules are simple.
00:31:45If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:31:48Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:31:50High school bucket list, item number ten.
00:31:53Unleash your inner vixen.
00:31:55No?
00:31:55Are you ready to lose?
00:32:00Trapezooseus.
00:32:01Where?
00:32:02Oh my...
00:32:08Um, brachialis.
00:32:19You're that cheating!
00:32:21Don't look at that.
00:32:42You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:32:46pretty close.
00:32:47That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:32:52I may have made up a few questions.
00:32:55Uh, to level the playing field.
00:32:58You...
00:33:00Bad girl.
00:33:03Violence is against the rules.
00:33:05So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:33:16Make me...
00:33:20Careful what you wish for.
00:33:24Oh my god!
00:33:26Oh no!
00:33:28What are you doing?
00:33:31You're crazy!
00:33:33No, I'm just sure.
00:33:37That's for cheating.
00:33:46Connor!
00:33:47Are you in there?
00:33:48Oh shit!
00:33:49That's my dad!
00:33:50No!
00:33:50My dad's right!
00:33:50No!
00:33:51No!
00:33:52Oh my god!
00:33:53Come on, come on, come on!
00:33:53Come on, come on, come on!
00:33:54Okay!
00:33:56Yeah, just a second!
00:34:13Oh, hey dad, this is Mia, she's my new tutor.
00:34:16Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:34:17Tutor, huh?
00:34:19Well, Ms. Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:34:22So much for her tutoring.
00:34:24Dad, it's not like that.
00:34:26Mia is unimportant.
00:34:30Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:34:33She's from a good family.
00:34:34At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:34:36Dad!
00:34:38Mia's valedictorian, and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:34:42Girls aside, fail again, and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:34:48You're 18.
00:34:50Connor, this is...
00:34:51Since when do you actually even...
00:34:52You know what?
00:34:52Never mind.
00:34:53Hey, Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass.
00:34:58And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:35:01Oh?
00:35:02How can you be so sure?
00:35:04Just a hunch.
00:35:05Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:35:07Connor, wait!
00:35:08Just please talk to him.
00:35:10You can fix this.
00:35:11I can't fix anything when it comes to him!
00:35:13I think it's time you leave, Ms. Valedictorian.
00:35:15I need to speak with my son.
00:35:17Alone.
00:35:20Dad, wait!
00:35:30Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:35:32Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:35:44Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:35:47I hope everything's okay.
00:35:49Today's test results were...
00:35:53Abysmal.
00:35:54But, we did have two perfect scores.
00:35:58Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:36:02And congratulations, Connor.
00:36:04Keep up the good work.
00:36:14You got it.
00:36:15Good job.
00:36:19Thank you, Mia.
00:36:23Seriously, thank you.
00:36:25I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:36:28Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:36:31Have you talked to him?
00:36:33Maybe you two could work things out.
00:36:35I know you're trying to help.
00:36:37But, you don't know him like I do.
00:36:40You know?
00:36:41Mm-hmm.
00:36:42I can't just magically fix my old man.
00:36:44I have to try.
00:36:46Your dad's running out of time.
00:36:48That's enough dad talk.
00:36:49I have a surprise for you.
00:36:53Oh.
00:36:54Uh, wait.
00:36:55Before you guys go,
00:36:57I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:37:00for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:37:03So, come through
00:37:05and vote for Mia.
00:37:17Nicky, cancel your plans.
00:37:19We have a party to ruin.
00:37:22Here you go.
00:37:23We'll see you this weekend.
00:37:23Come to the party.
00:37:24Take care.
00:37:25Yes.
00:37:27Oh, shit.
00:37:27That's my dad.
00:37:28Come on.
00:37:28Let's bounce before you see me.
00:37:29Wait.
00:37:29No.
00:37:29Just show him your test.
00:37:30He'll be thrilled.
00:37:31I'll show him another time.
00:37:32Come on.
00:37:32No, no, no.
00:37:32You don't have to.
00:37:33Connor, talk to him.
00:37:34No, no, no, no, no.
00:37:34Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:37:37Hey, Dad.
00:37:37Hi, sir.
00:37:38What are you doing here?
00:37:42I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:37:46If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:37:49I aced it.
00:37:56Thanks to Mia.
00:37:58No.
00:37:58No, I, like, barely helped at all.
00:38:00It was all Connor.
00:38:00You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:38:02Pride has to be earned.
00:38:04Connor's got a long way to go.
00:38:08You see that little gremlin over there?
00:38:13I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:38:19Got it.
00:38:21What if I can't do it?
00:38:23Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:38:26Force her.
00:38:34Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:38:37Can I borrow you real quick?
00:38:38I just had a quick premise your question.
00:38:39Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking
00:38:43to me now?
00:38:43Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:38:46And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:38:50So can I get one or what?
00:38:52Don't fucking touch her.
00:38:53Hey, enough.
00:38:54You are on thin ice as it is.
00:38:56No fights.
00:38:57Do you hear me?
00:38:58Luke, stop.
00:38:59I'm busy.
00:38:59Mia, please.
00:39:00Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:39:03Can you help me?
00:39:04Come on.
00:39:05Just this once.
00:39:07Connor, listen.
00:39:09I know that I'm hard on you.
00:39:11But it is because I...
00:39:13Dad, I gotta go.
00:39:14I'll talk to you another time.
00:39:16Get off me.
00:39:17I know you got that party coming up.
00:39:18The invite's still open.
00:39:20I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:39:22Come on.
00:39:24Five minutes.
00:39:30Okay.
00:39:31All right, let's go.
00:39:36Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:39:45CopCon!
00:39:46What a surprise!
00:39:48I'm busy, Jessica.
00:39:49Doing what?
00:39:50Looking for Mia.
00:39:52I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:39:55Oh, you know Mia.
00:39:58She would do anything to be popular.
00:40:01But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:40:07She's going to break your heart.
00:40:09And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:40:20I'm going to go find Connor.
00:40:22No, no, no, no, wait.
00:40:22You're not going anywhere until we talk about this party.
00:40:27We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:40:31Hey!
00:40:31Get the fuck off!
00:40:32To be rapey, frat boy, misogynists, let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:40:37Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:40:45All right.
00:40:46Come on.
00:40:47The better party you get to.
00:40:50Fine.
00:40:52I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:40:56You know, for a second there, I kind of thought that you were into Luke when I saw you guys
00:41:03walking away together.
00:41:05Rit.
00:41:08Rit.
00:41:09Ew.
00:41:10No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:41:14So, who is?
00:41:18Hila.
00:41:24You are not going to believe who I'm into.
00:41:31It's crazy.
00:41:33Right?
00:41:33It's so funny.
00:41:35Who is it?
00:41:40Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:41:44She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:41:46You should come.
00:41:47My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:41:48No, I can't.
00:41:50I have to change for that party.
00:41:52Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:41:54High school bucket list item number 11.
00:41:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:41:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:42:03You could probably borrow that.
00:42:04If you're into that.
00:42:06She won't like once.
00:42:07Yeah.
00:42:09Or if not.
00:42:10I mean.
00:42:10No, I don't.
00:42:11If you're into it.
00:42:13Really?
00:42:16Yeah.
00:42:17Yeah.
00:42:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:42:20Right?
00:42:21Get it?
00:42:21Oh, yeah.
00:42:22Cool.
00:42:23Go away the way.
00:42:24Okay.
00:42:24Yeah, let's go.
00:42:26Okay.
00:42:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:42:31Come on.
00:42:32I need an answer.
00:42:34Should I?
00:42:47Yeah.
00:42:50Look.
00:42:56Wow.
00:42:58Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:43:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to be famous.
00:43:05What?
00:43:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:43:08No, I'm future girl, remember?
00:43:11Right.
00:43:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:43:19Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:43:34Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:43:40I actually have no idea.
00:43:47Hey, ConCon and Sasquatch.
00:43:51I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:43:54And I brought party favors.
00:43:57Everyone's already done.
00:43:58We'll study in on the way over.
00:44:26I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with Warsaw.
00:44:29Highlights.
00:44:31So cute.
00:44:32Oh, on page four, there's a great color boy that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:44:37Yeah.
00:44:38Page four.
00:44:39She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:44:44Hey.
00:44:46Hey.
00:44:48I like your big tails.
00:44:49And everybody had breezes, Mia.
00:44:53This shit doesn't matter.
00:44:58Actually, it does.
00:45:03Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:45:05Um, yeah.
00:45:07That's kind of the whole point.
00:45:08Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:45:14See page seven.
00:45:15As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:45:17Are you blind?
00:45:19She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:45:22You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:45:28But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:45:35So go ahead.
00:45:37Read away.
00:45:38I have nothing to hide.
00:45:40Unlike you.
00:45:41If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:45:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:45:47What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:45:52What?
00:45:54I...
00:45:55Nobody knows about that.
00:45:56Just wait till Facebook.
00:45:59Facebook?
00:45:59What?
00:46:00Okay, English much?
00:46:01You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:46:04But the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:46:18Yeah, show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:46:21That is way too far, Jessica.
00:46:24My mom gave her that dress.
00:46:25And it looks tragic on her.
00:46:27Honestly, I was helping.
00:46:28Hey, you're beautiful, Mia.
00:46:31And you know it.
00:46:32It's okay.
00:46:33I'm not embarrassed.
00:46:39Jessica, you think being prom queen is all about look, right?
00:46:45High school bucket list item number 12.
00:46:48Flam it while you've got it.
00:46:51You want my shine
00:46:53You want my glossy
00:46:55You want my sexy
00:46:57You want my sassy
00:46:58Ain't gonna get it
00:47:00Ain't gonna get it
00:47:02Ain't gonna get it
00:47:03Ain't gonna get it
00:47:04Ain't gonna get it
00:47:04Ain't gonna get it
00:47:05No, you ain't gonna get it
00:47:06You ain't gonna get it
00:47:10Holy shit, Mia
00:47:12Woo!
00:47:13Yes!
00:47:13Yes, Mia!
00:47:14Okay, Mia!
00:47:15Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back
00:47:18Wow!
00:47:19Look at you!
00:47:20Pretending to be hot and popular
00:47:22FYI, you will never be like us
00:47:25You will never live like us
00:47:27No, I want to live better
00:47:29How about a game of truth or dare?
00:47:32I dare you all to strip something off
00:47:39High school bucket list, item number 13
00:47:42Find someone who's just as crazy as you
00:47:46Who cares if they stripped?
00:47:48Anyone can do that!
00:47:49I can do it
00:47:50And I bet I can do it
00:47:52Even better
00:48:03Fine
00:48:04I thought those mouth fingers had a dumbass party
00:48:07Bye, Jess
00:48:13Even her alcohol tastes like trash!
00:48:42Oh, my wrist!
00:48:44I think I sprained it!
00:48:46Hey, hey, hey!
00:48:47Hey, Mia!
00:48:49Hey, she's not waking up!
00:48:50She needs help!
00:48:52Someone at least get me some ice!
00:48:54Now!
00:48:56Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:48:59You can't quit on me right now
00:49:00You can't quit on me right now
00:49:01Not before I tell you that I
00:49:07Mia, I've always
00:49:09Mia, hey!
00:49:11Hey!
00:49:12Hey, Mia, you okay?
00:49:13Yeah
00:49:18Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game
00:49:21Okay, I was trying to recycle
00:49:24How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:49:29I didn't see that coming
00:49:34Hey, hey, hey, hey
00:49:36Okay
00:49:37Hey, party's over!
00:49:39Everyone out!
00:49:40You heard him!
00:49:41Go!
00:49:41Get out!
00:49:42Remember, vote Mia!
00:49:43Vote Mia!
00:49:43Vote Mia!
00:49:44I got you
00:49:46Come on
00:49:46Let's go
00:49:57Thank you
00:49:59For saving my life
00:50:00I'm just glad you're okay
00:50:02For the record
00:50:05You look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit
00:50:14What's wrong?
00:50:15Jess never gets bitter
00:50:17Better at what?
00:50:20Her bullying just gets worse and worse
00:50:23And somehow she still ends up with you
00:50:28I would never date Jessica
00:50:30Connor
00:50:31Seriously
00:50:32Stop
00:50:35Don't make promises you can't keep
00:50:38You know the girl I actually do like?
00:50:42She...
00:50:43I know
00:50:43She's a genius
00:50:44You're getting your grades up for her
00:50:46It's really cool
00:50:48Get some rest
00:50:49I'll be in the guest room
00:50:52Connor?
00:50:53Can you stay with me?
00:51:13You're the genius, dummy
00:51:16I'm doing this all for you.
00:51:47You have a beautiful voice.
00:51:51You scared me.
00:51:54God.
00:51:55No, I don't.
00:51:57I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:52:00Well, I'm not just anyone.
00:52:06What is all this?
00:52:10Well, you know the tradition.
00:52:12Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:52:16You want to help me rap?
00:52:19Mia, this is amazing.
00:52:21No one else would do this for their class.
00:52:26I've never met anyone like you.
00:52:30Not yet, anyway.
00:52:36So, eight ball girl, what's future me like?
00:52:40Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:52:43No, you're not.
00:52:45Don't even look.
00:52:46I know you're not.
00:52:49You're actually super successful.
00:52:53Really smart.
00:52:56Kind.
00:53:00You're pretty perfect.
00:53:07No wonder I was in love.
00:53:16Hold up.
00:53:16Who did you say you're in love with?
00:53:19No one.
00:53:20I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:53:27Because now I know all these things.
00:53:31It's awesome.
00:53:32Yeah.
00:53:33So, who do I get married to?
00:53:37Jessica Alba.
00:53:39So, you got to get over that Brittany crash because things get complicated.
00:53:45Okay.
00:53:46Yeah.
00:53:47You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:53:50Really?
00:53:51You know what I see in our future?
00:53:57Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:54:01I'd love to.
00:54:04Question.
00:54:05Are you going to invite your dad?
00:54:08I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:54:11He's busy.
00:54:13He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:54:16Wait, wait.
00:54:18Connor.
00:54:20Your dad.
00:54:21Enough about my dad.
00:54:23Actually.
00:54:23Come on.
00:54:24You don't want to be late.
00:54:26Okay.
00:54:41Everyone's going to love these, Mia.
00:54:43This will win you crazy votes.
00:54:44Sure.
00:54:49But, I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:54:52Because, in a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:54:57And, who knows what will happen then.
00:54:59Right?
00:55:04Graduate in style, besties.
00:55:07Oh.
00:55:09You're too late, Butterface.
00:55:12The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:55:29So, you're buying votes now?
00:55:32Me?
00:55:33No.
00:55:34I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:55:38But, I'm sure they'll like your goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:55:46Besties?
00:55:47You don't even know their names.
00:55:50Of course I do.
00:55:53Well, the hot ones.
00:55:55The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:57But, hey.
00:55:58Money talks, right?
00:55:59Even to losers with social rabies.
00:56:03But, come on now.
00:56:04Let's see what you got.
00:56:13Look!
00:56:15Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:56:19Cute.
00:56:20I got some Gucci earrings.
00:56:29At least my gifts mean something.
00:56:31Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:56:36But, you can't.
00:56:38Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:56:40Do you want to try saying that again?
00:56:42Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:56:45Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:56:48And I love all my subjects.
00:56:51Even you.
00:56:53Look!
00:57:12OMG, you're twin!
00:57:23Marge Simpson hair.
00:57:24Pancake face.
00:57:25Hool-Aid body.
00:57:26I mean, it's perfect.
00:57:28Oh!
00:57:29And, Con Con, here is your gift.
00:57:31Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:57:35I don't want anything from you.
00:57:38Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:57:47No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:57:50Prom Queen, Connor.
00:57:52What am I even doing here?
00:57:56Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:58Maybe you should ask Principal Davis though.
00:58:01He might be down.
00:58:03Hey, Mia, wait.
00:58:05Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:58:08They're special.
00:58:09Not because they're expensive or fancy,
00:58:11but because they're from you.
00:58:13No.
00:58:13No, they're stupid.
00:58:16And she won this one.
00:58:18So let's just go.
00:58:19Just trust me.
00:58:21They're gonna love them.
00:58:22Hey, you guys.
00:58:24Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:58:25And you're gonna love them.
00:58:37Yes.
00:58:44Yes.
00:58:45There you go.
00:58:46There you go.
00:58:46It's yours.
00:58:47Yes, you guys.
00:58:55So I know these aren't Coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when under the real world, you'll remember
00:59:06them.
00:59:07Nia, what did you do?
00:59:13How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:59:17I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:59:21But you should.
00:59:22You're more talented than you know.
00:59:25You just need a cool artist name.
00:59:30Like...Banksy?
00:59:41You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:59:44Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:59:50That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:56Be Jordan.
00:59:58Nia, these are incredible.
01:00:01But I'm kind of confused by my gift.
01:00:07Just wait a few years.
01:00:09You're gonna be filthy rich.
01:00:12Um...
01:00:13You deserve it.
01:00:18Everybody shut up!
01:00:20Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
01:00:24Why don't you open your gift and find out?
01:00:27I got one for you too.
01:00:34You're trash.
01:00:35Increase.
01:00:36Damn!
01:00:38Fuck!
01:00:38Auch!
01:00:39Okay!
01:00:39Alright fine!
01:00:40Just leave your mouth!
01:00:42Quit!
01:00:48Why's...
01:00:48Hey, um...
01:00:51This one's for you.
01:00:54Why are you doing this?
01:00:56Why are you doing this?
01:01:02Mia, I...
01:01:06Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:01:10This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:01:13How did you find...
01:01:15Magic eight ball.
01:01:17A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:01:21It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:01:23Do everything with your dad.
01:01:25Give all you can.
01:01:29You'll never get this time back.
01:01:34Yeah, thank you.
01:01:37Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:01:39Hey, no!
01:01:40Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:01:41Promise me...
01:01:43that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:01:45That's all I want.
01:01:58For you...
01:02:00I'll do it.
01:02:04Congrats.
01:02:05Looks like you went over the class.
01:02:08Now what?
01:02:12It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:02:17Hey, everyone.
01:02:19Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:02:24Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:02:39I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:49I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:57I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:58What are you rejects doing here?
01:03:02Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:03:06We're taking a stand.
01:03:08We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:03:12No plastics for prom!
01:03:14No plastics for prom!
01:03:16No plastics for prom!
01:03:16You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:03:19Worshipped?
01:03:22They were terrified of you.
01:03:24It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:03:27But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:03:30Yeah!
01:03:31Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:03:41Attention, everyone!
01:03:44America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:04:10Come on, Mia!
01:04:12We're all waiting!
01:04:15Hey!
01:04:16Hey, yes you can.
01:04:18Show them all what you can do.
01:04:22All of them.
01:04:25No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:04:29Just don't look at them.
01:04:30Look at me.
01:04:32I believe in you, Mia.
01:04:34Get your camcorder ready, this is going to be legendary.
01:04:39I believe in you.
01:04:46High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:04:49Live your Beyonce place.
01:04:55Hi, everyone.
01:04:58Please rise.
01:05:12Oh.
01:05:20Just look at me.
01:05:30Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night?
01:05:52Oh, say, by the dawn's early light.
01:05:54Who's broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight.
01:06:04O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming.
01:06:12And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still
01:06:31there.
01:06:32Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave o'er the land of the free and the home of
01:06:55the brave.
01:07:10Give it up for Mia. This is going to be your new prom queen.
01:07:18See? Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:07:36If you want to win, you've got to give him a show, right?
01:07:39Yeah.
01:07:40Plus, I like kissing you.
01:07:42What were you saying?
01:07:44Oh, nothing that I, um, I just thought I'm really...
01:07:55Shit, that's my dad.
01:07:57What is he doing here? He never comes to my games.
01:08:00What if I fuck up?
01:08:01Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine.
01:08:06This is the big game, Mia.
01:08:09This is the only game he cares about.
01:08:11Hey, look at me.
01:08:13I already know what happens, remember?
01:08:17Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:08:21It'll seem impossible, but trust me.
01:08:27I trust you.
01:08:31And here we go, everyone.
01:08:32The big championship game, the Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:08:38Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:08:39Let's begin.
01:09:07And 10 seconds left.
01:09:09The home team is down two points.
01:09:11And Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:09:18He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:09:28He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:09:30And there he goes.
01:09:35Yes, he scores!
01:09:37The Fairfield Lions 49-48, and they win the game!
01:09:51Let's go!
01:09:53First, an A, and now this.
01:09:58Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:10:02Really?
01:10:03Really.
01:10:05I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:10:09And on you.
01:10:14I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:10:17Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:10:21Congratulations.
01:10:22Yeah.
01:10:26You were right about everything.
01:10:29Am I being pumped?
01:10:32Pipply mouth-beater isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:10:37We will take her down with the tax.
01:10:40For good!
01:10:41I won because of you.
01:10:42No, not only won because of you.
01:10:45I just gave you a little hint.
01:10:47But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:10:50I don't know if you want to be a fan of this.
01:10:53I get to...
01:11:02Wait, wait.
01:11:04Should we be doing this?
01:11:06I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:11:10It's you, Mia.
01:11:11It always has been.
01:11:17Holy sick.
01:11:27I don't know why.
01:12:06Good morning, beautiful.
01:12:10You're staring again.
01:12:13Five more minutes.
01:12:16You're kind of distracting.
01:12:20Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:12:24I can't have a chem test.
01:12:26This was your chem test.
01:12:29And you passed with flying colors.
01:12:37Okay, say we do skip class.
01:12:42And what about brown tonight?
01:12:46Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:12:51I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:53You're never going to let that go.
01:12:57Stupid.
01:12:59It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:13:02How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:13:07Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:13:10What?
01:13:11Yeah.
01:13:12I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:13:15And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:13:18No, you didn't.
01:13:19Yeah.
01:13:20It's so hot.
01:13:25Okay, so.
01:13:27Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:13:29Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:13:30Yes, please.
01:13:31Oh, well, I got to do it properly.
01:13:36Mia Watkins, will you officially be my prom date and my girlfriend?
01:13:54Yes, I will go with you, and I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:14:04Come on.
01:14:05Let's go win that crown.
01:14:08Five more minutes, you said.
01:14:10Come on.
01:14:14I am going to give you a perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:14:19Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:14:23Maybe she's going to.
01:14:25I don't know.
01:14:27You want to bake at the game.
01:14:29Maybe she's given her.
01:14:33I don't know.
01:14:36She won't.
01:14:40I know she won't because I've lived it.
01:14:46I'm sorry, say it again.
01:14:49Okay.
01:14:51This is going to sound insane.
01:14:53Chris, but you're my best friend, so I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:57I...
01:15:00I'm from the future.
01:15:10Okay.
01:15:12Yeah, the future.
01:15:13Cool.
01:15:15Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:15:16Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:15:21No, you're not...
01:15:23Mia, you're not crazy, and you're not a liar.
01:15:27If you say you're from the future, I believe you.
01:15:36Okay, look, there'll be the future scoop.
01:15:39How does Lost sound?
01:15:40Oh, and was I right about Lance Pass?
01:15:42Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:15:45Uh, Lance does come out.
01:15:47And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:15:50The future's pilot.
01:15:52You have no idea.
01:15:53But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:58So will you help me with this dance?
01:16:02Come in.
01:16:04But before we close the whole mouth, that is Jess.
01:16:08Okay.
01:16:10Let's go.
01:16:36You look like a queen.
01:16:39Thanks.
01:16:41Hopefully I'll love you.
01:16:57Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:17:08You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:17:14Yay!
01:17:18Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:17:20Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:17:23We're going down, Watkins.
01:17:26Bring it on, Jessica.
01:17:40You look so good.
01:17:42Lots of stuff in your color.
01:17:44Oh, thanks.
01:17:45FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:17:50Oh, my God.
01:17:52Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:54I don't...
01:17:54I want Mia.
01:17:56Ugh!
01:17:57But I want you.
01:17:58We are perfect together.
01:18:00Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:18:04Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:18:07Concon, think about your future.
01:18:11My life is going to be amazing.
01:18:14It could be.
01:18:16If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:18:22You can be better than this, Jess.
01:18:29I know you didn't want this before, but...
01:18:32Open it.
01:18:40Jess.
01:18:42Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:18:48It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:56I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:19:00Oh!
01:19:10I tried.
01:19:13Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the back.
01:19:16Bathroom.
01:19:17I think it's cracking.
01:19:20I don't know, but just go get them.
01:19:23Hurry, they are dying.
01:19:42I don't know, but just go get them.
01:19:46Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen.
01:19:52Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:56Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:20:02And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:20:28While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:20:34Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:20:38I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:20:45I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:58Hi.
01:21:00I shouldn't be here.
01:21:03That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:21:07I wasn't good enough.
01:21:10I wasn't pretty enough.
01:21:12I wasn't strong enough.
01:21:15But I'm here now.
01:21:20And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:21:23The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:21:30You're not.
01:21:43All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:21:47Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:56And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is Jessica Hart.
01:22:11I'm so sorry.
01:22:13Hey, it's okay.
01:22:14This is your moment.
01:22:16You earned it.
01:22:17Go ahead.
01:22:22I knew you guys wouldn't let me or the dumpster flyer steal my crown.
01:22:28Smile, King.
01:22:29It's for the yearbook.
01:22:34You were right.
01:22:36You saw it all.
01:22:41And you believe it's me.
01:22:45Out of the way, freak.
01:22:47This is for royalty only.
01:22:49Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:22:53Mia has something to say.
01:22:55I warned you.
01:23:05Mia?
01:23:06Mia?
01:23:07Mia?
01:23:07Mia Watkins?
01:23:08They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:23:11What?
01:23:12What?
01:23:13No.
01:23:14These are...
01:23:15Mia.
01:23:16Is this true?
01:23:18No.
01:23:18No.
01:23:19Actually, Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:23:25Okay?
01:23:26Mia?
01:23:27Mia actually cares about this class.
01:23:30It's no wonder that she won.
01:23:31Fairly.
01:23:33But don't take it from me.
01:23:35Let's see.
01:23:36Show of hands.
01:23:37Who voted for Mia?
01:23:43Mia!
01:23:44Mia!
01:23:45Mia!
01:23:46Mia!
01:23:47Mia!
01:23:48Mia!
01:23:48They actually voted for me.
01:23:52I never doubted them.
01:23:54Or you.
01:24:03High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:24:06Embrace your inner crown.
01:24:09The crown is fine!
01:24:12I'm the popular one!
01:24:13I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:24:17What more do you people want?
01:24:23Ah!
01:24:29Ah!
01:24:32Ah!
01:24:34Ah!
01:24:35Ah!
01:24:35Ah!
01:24:35Ah!
01:24:36Ah!
01:24:38Jessica, first you cheated.
01:24:39Now you could have killed someone.
01:24:41This is grounds for expulsion.
01:24:43Security!
01:24:44No!
01:24:45No, it was Mia!
01:24:47She knows things.
01:24:49She's like a psychic or a witch or something.
01:24:51I swear!
01:24:52Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:55No!
01:24:57Ah!
01:24:59Ah!
01:25:00Ah!
01:25:04She's so risky.
01:25:07That's not going to be in a fucking book.
01:25:09You'll get it in a few years.
01:25:10No!
01:25:11This isn't right!
01:25:14You suck!
01:25:16You're cheating!
01:25:18Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:25:20Watch!
01:25:21Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:25:22Here.
01:25:24Take this.
01:25:27No, I can't take that.
01:25:29Yes.
01:25:29I want you to.
01:25:32No matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:25:37I'm a time traveling nerd.
01:25:41Right here.
01:25:55Yeah, hey, yeah.
01:26:00You okay?
01:26:02Connor, what happened?
01:26:12You tripped and fell.
01:26:14You all right?
01:26:22Where's Jessica?
01:26:24Jessica?
01:26:26Jessica Hart?
01:26:28I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:26:31Remember, she got arrested at prom?
01:26:34I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:26:37Whoa.
01:26:40Everything that happened senior year came to.
01:26:47But that's all in the past.
01:26:49I want to focus on the future.
01:26:53Neil Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:26:58I loved you.
01:27:01You were the cutest glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:27:10And from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:27:18to taking on the whole world,
01:27:20I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:27:28Give me a walk, kids.
01:27:33Will you marry me?
01:27:35Hurry up and say yes.
01:27:36I have to get back home to Lance.
01:27:39Yes!
01:27:41Yes!
01:27:42Yes!
01:27:42Yes!
01:27:43Yes!
01:27:43Yes!
01:27:44Yes!
01:27:45Yes!
01:27:46Yes!
01:27:47I can't believe this is happening.
01:27:49You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:52You didn't see this coming?
01:27:55Us getting engaged?
01:27:57No.
01:27:58Not in a million years.
01:28:01But hey, I guess
01:28:04some things
01:28:04you never see coming.
01:28:07I always knew.
01:28:22And no one makes me feel like you do.
01:28:28And no one
01:28:29sets my body on fire.
01:28:33No one gives me shivers like you
01:28:39Oh, no one does it, baby
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