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Laughter Chefs 3 26th April 2026 EP 46
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00:00:17You
00:00:18You see the whole country of the system is
00:00:20juxtapositioned by the hemoglobin in the atmosphere because you are a sophisticated rhetorician intoxicated by the exuberance of your own
00:00:36huh
00:00:38What a beautiful day
00:01:00resident
00:01:00the biggest book
00:01:02national animal
00:01:03national animal
00:01:05national animal
00:01:06the most important book
00:01:08the biggest book
00:01:09and that book
00:01:10is Lord
00:01:13Lord
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00:01:15Lord Abhishek
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00:01:19Lord Abhishek
00:01:21Lord Abhishek
00:01:23Lord Abhishek
00:01:24Lord Abhishek
00:01:24Lord Abhishek
00:01:26Are you not saying good?
00:01:27One minute please stop
00:01:29please stop
00:01:31stop
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00:01:37Who is this?
00:01:39I will do it
00:01:43I will do it?
00:01:45who is this?
00:01:46Who is this?
00:01:47who is this?
00:02:05Who is this?
00:02:10oh
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00:02:26Victoria
00:02:30It's a secret
00:02:38Victoria, how did you get here?
00:03:10How did it come from?
00:03:11The first artist who has come from here, is the only one who has come from there.
00:03:19But, he is very strong for a moment.
00:03:23One minute, you know. Trump has sent a message for this.
00:03:30Trump has? Yes.
00:03:32Trump has? Trump has said...
00:03:43Trump has said...
00:03:45It's a bully show.
00:03:47Bullies show!
00:03:48Bullies show!
00:03:50Yes.
00:03:51I don't believe.
00:03:53Victoria's Secret.
00:03:55Our show is watching.
00:03:57Where will you believe?
00:03:58You will only be a child.
00:04:04And listen to the pregnant singh limbachiyah.
00:04:07Pregnancy limbachiyah.
00:04:10Itna bacha madhiyah kar.
00:04:12Why?
00:04:12Varna dugna thaqan ho ka.
00:04:18Dugna thaqan.
00:04:19My ACVC Maharani nahin ho.
00:04:22My name is Victoria Chakrabarti.
00:04:25Eh?
00:04:25Koi shak.
00:04:26Koi shak.
00:04:27Koi shak.
00:04:30Koi shak.
00:04:31Tere kam ka edit maroon.
00:04:34Edit maroon.
00:04:38Koi shak.
00:04:40Koi shak.
00:04:42Koi shak.
00:04:42Koi shak.
00:04:43Yes, you know, I'm all known.
00:04:45Koi shak.
00:04:46Yes.
00:04:46Uh, you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:49Are you Kashmir Shah?
00:04:50Yes, Kashmir.
00:04:51I wanna say one thing Kashmir Shah.
00:04:53Shah of Karna Bantharty.
00:04:55Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:04:59Mahanani ji.
00:05:00Aap unko janthi niye.
00:05:02LA-
00:05:03Los Angeles, yes yes.
00:05:04I know you know something.
00:05:06Vicky.
00:05:07Pehle ve Los Angeles nahi tha.
00:05:08Pehle ve Prophetangel is tha.
00:05:26Oh my god
00:05:28Oh my god
00:05:29If you stop dancing with Nia
00:05:33I will make you a base
00:05:38Sticker
00:05:39Then I come to be at it my
00:05:41Oh
00:05:45Are you Ankita Jane?
00:05:47Ankita Lokhande. Lokhande. Yes, TV is super star. You know this lady car a color audience. Hey, why are you
00:05:55see a
00:05:55audience is the shot
00:06:05Fire
00:06:09Oh
00:06:09Oh, Teja
00:06:11You know come come come
00:06:13Tomorrow gonna Sunger Prince Charles may be gonna like I hey. Yeah. Yes, Sanogi. Yeah
00:06:18What was your way to?
00:06:21Demar nakha ready to
00:06:23Kahi bhi jaw ready to
00:06:25Buzda fahu jaw ready to
00:06:29Jare tere saloon ka ustra maru
00:06:31Tere saloon ka ustra maru
00:06:34Tere saloon ka ustra maru
00:06:36Oh my god
00:06:39Tere saloon ka ustra maru
00:06:41Jee, sir, ye
00:06:42Mujhe dafah se yad haiya
00:06:44Jho kai dafah court mein
00:06:46Nya chalai bichardi
00:06:47Tam mahi chalun agari
00:06:49Apeni dafah rafa dafah kharane ke liye jathe hai
00:06:52Sab khil jana tahou
00:06:55Ma hum
00:06:55Always shadow
00:06:56Tere shahar mein hukka bhaji rau sahab ka
00:07:03Rau sahab
00:07:04Tumhara hukka ap thanda pergay
00:07:09Tumhara hukka thanda pergay
00:07:10Tumhara hukka thanda pergay
00:07:11Tumhara hukka thanda pergay
00:07:11Kiki bhiya
00:07:11Apna garam garam koila iska hukka mitaala
00:07:14ıyorlar
00:07:15Tumhara hukka kia
00:07:21Victoriya ji apki hukka se to bat oogo
00:07:23Apna lukka se bat karlo
00:07:27Sum
00:07:46You know, Ankita
00:07:48You know, Ankita
00:07:49This guy came to our country
00:07:49The first Statue of Liberty
00:07:52He said to him
00:07:54He said to him
00:07:54He said to him
00:07:55He said to him
00:07:58He said to him
00:07:59He said to him
00:08:01What is the Statue of Liberty?
00:08:15One time
00:08:16You know, I love this show
00:08:17Where is LPG?
00:08:22LPG?
00:08:23LPG
00:08:24Labor Pain Girl
00:08:28LPG
00:08:29You have been here?
00:08:30No, now we are in Kishmish
00:08:31In this Kishmish
00:08:34I have been here for you
00:08:35I have been here for you
00:08:37But for kids
00:08:38It's not for kids
00:08:40It's for you
00:08:40But for kids
00:08:42It will be on Kishmish
00:08:48We want to make a train of dry fruit
00:08:50No, don't do it
00:08:52The trees will be burning
00:08:54What are these things?
00:09:00What are these things?
00:09:01What are these things?
00:09:02What is the things you have done?
00:09:03What is the thing you have done?
00:09:04No, no, no
00:09:05It's a letter of Lord's letter
00:09:07What is the name of Lord's letter?
00:09:09Let's go to Lord's letter
00:09:10Come here Lord's letter
00:09:14Come here Lord's letter
00:09:15The gift of the gift
00:09:17Oh, Rishayv
00:09:19Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:24ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:24ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:24ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:37ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:39ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:39ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:39ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:40ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:41ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:42ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:09:44ha
00:09:44You are the card of Buckingham Palace.
00:09:48This is your son.
00:09:52You are doing this today.
00:10:03What is the main thing?
00:10:10What is the main thing?
00:10:11Like this, there's no artist in this.
00:10:16What a matter is,
00:10:17one time Queen Victoria,
00:10:21and the Lord Abhishek for our Lord Abhishek!
00:10:29Lord Abhishek,
00:10:31what are you going to make them?
00:10:34You come here.
00:10:35Come here.
00:10:36So, do you want to make a sacrifice?
00:10:39Yes, brother.
00:10:42Yes.
00:10:42We all very achievable.
00:10:48We all very achievable.
00:10:51Today, the golden queen of Victoria Mahal.
00:10:55Victoria Mahal.
00:10:56Who is Victoria Mahal?
00:10:58Victoria Mahal has arrived here for the first time.
00:11:02And we are so privileged to have you here.
00:11:05Wow.
00:11:08Wow.
00:11:09Wow.
00:11:10Wow.
00:11:13Wow.
00:11:13Wow.
00:11:15Wow.
00:11:16Wow.
00:11:16Wow.
00:11:16Wow.
00:11:16Okay.
00:11:17Wow.
00:11:19Wow.
00:11:19So, Lucky Aghman Kupaksh.
00:11:24You have to make something good.
00:11:26Very good.
00:11:29Like this, we will make something.
00:11:30We make something that makes our bisogno of a baby.
00:11:33Something like that, in which the baby is a baby.
00:11:39So, let's go.
00:11:41Let's go.
00:11:43Wow.
00:11:45English cooked Abhishek, yeah, now I'm be part kebata diji Abhishek G. He's a key. I
00:11:52Oh, we're going to put a canapa with chadar
00:12:04So tell you up long ago banana I can a favorite shader
00:12:09Shadar, what is canopy in the first place?
00:12:14Mujhe tu sirf unphard lagta tha
00:12:17Tu toh murk bhi hai
00:12:21Aayyeh photo dekhli ji
00:12:24Aapko yeh banana hai
00:12:29Ya ke palo chi seh lag raha hai, Victoria Maam
00:12:33Aapko dikh raha hai
00:12:35Woh canapa hai
00:12:37Or oopar chadar veji
00:12:39Aray yo kya hai bhai
00:12:40Very simple
00:12:43Criteria dekh le teh hai
00:12:44Canopy with chadar veji
00:12:47In canopies banani aapko
00:12:49Kriss fonichi a canopies
00:12:51Perfect shape
00:12:53Oto me jaysa aapne dekhha hai
00:12:55Thik hai, veggies
00:12:57In cheddar cheese
00:12:59We got it sir
00:13:00We got it
00:13:02We got it
00:13:02Samal le aayyeh
00:13:03Maa kasam yaad
00:13:05Aray Arjun, you can be a bit
00:13:06Saba ne enjoy care
00:13:07Thank you
00:13:08Bhood malaya bhai
00:13:09Yeh wala epic tha bai
00:13:12Epic tha bai
00:13:13Maan gai maan gai
00:13:14Ab mein ko pata hai ki merai paise safe hai
00:13:18Baai banalo
00:13:19Baai par tu soch
00:13:20Yaarji toh aad yaa
00:13:21Normal audience
00:13:22Thu ab get up mein aara hai
00:13:23Tera promotion ho gya wai
00:13:27Kumar, yaadav Kumar
00:13:29Elvish hiadav
00:13:30Elvish hiadav
00:13:31Elvish hiadav
00:13:32Elvish hiadav
00:13:33Elvish hiadav
00:13:34Elvish hiadav
00:13:34Elvish hiadav
00:13:35Elvish hiadav
00:13:35Elvish hiadav
00:13:35Ah muje maar
00:13:39Cashew side ayao
00:13:40Side ke ho jau, Cashew koi maaro
00:13:45Gas
00:13:45Cheese
00:13:46Ne sautte karengi
00:13:49Lighter
00:13:50Canopy banega isse
00:13:52Action
00:13:53Ben canopy banauungi
00:13:55Hi budi jiju
00:13:57Hi meri jawan sali
00:13:59Ah chigla
00:14:01Kya kia jai?
00:14:02Sownj me aarae ga?
00:14:02Jawan sali aur budi jiji baat kar rhe
00:14:04Nain hai asa nahi hai
00:14:06Thubhah alter karo
00:14:09Main budi
00:14:10Main budi
00:14:13Hum ne kaha bola
00:14:22Kya
00:14:23Kya
00:14:27Kya
00:14:28Kya
00:14:29Kya
00:14:30Kya
00:14:40Kya
00:14:41Kya
00:14:44Kya
00:14:51Kya
00:14:53Kya
00:14:53Kya
00:15:07Kya
00:15:08Kya
00:15:09Kya
00:15:10Yes, kya
00:15:11Do me why I love you
00:15:15Do me do me do do
00:15:18Now I will make
00:15:20both pro
00:15:22do one
00:15:23Both pro
00:15:23Make it same
00:15:23How many?
00:15:25try it
00:15:26Add it
00:15:26bring it
00:15:27We made it
00:15:28you make it
00:15:29make it
00:15:30do it
00:15:31do it
00:15:31do it
00:15:32it is
00:15:34it is
00:15:34it is
00:15:35it is
00:15:37I am
00:15:38I am
00:15:39I mix it
00:15:39and why
00:15:39it is
00:15:40Bater
00:15:41I will not make a character, I will make a character.
00:15:43I am a pussy cat, I will make a character.
00:15:46I am making a character, give me a character.
00:15:49What kind of character do you have to say?
00:15:56What do you mean by a character?
00:15:58What do you mean by a character?
00:15:58Ata.
00:16:00You don't make a character.
00:16:02But I'm crazy, I'm going to talk.
00:16:04How are you making a character?
00:16:06No, I have made a character.
00:16:08Yes.
00:16:09I have made a character.
00:16:10I have made a character.
00:16:12Good thing, I have reached this house.
00:16:19One tip you give to everyone.
00:16:21500 rupees.
00:16:22No, you've taken pounds.
00:16:24Oh yeah.
00:16:25Yes sir.
00:16:26For making a canopy, you don't have to bite.
00:16:31Yeah.
00:16:31Yeah.
00:16:31Angel.
00:16:31To soleil, how many flakes are gone.
00:16:41A little child come.
00:16:43It's crumpled, hard, hard.
00:16:45It's though everything looked very good.
00:16:46But then my job does pretend to make a Arsenal.
00:16:47Is that my job does not experience a single job?
00:16:48Well my job does not anymore?
00:16:51No.
00:16:52No, no I have never duda hiç.
00:16:53Bit.
00:16:53Ha, ha, ha.
00:16:56I
00:17:24But then, we will die again.
00:17:26Die again again.
00:17:29I will show you today.
00:17:31Please, your victory is also my victory.
00:17:33I wish that you will win.
00:17:34I will die, but we will win together.
00:17:36Okay.
00:17:38I am like that.
00:17:39Teja,
00:17:41976543.
00:17:42Hello.
00:17:43This is the number of doctor's mind.
00:17:48Tell me again.
00:17:48Can you tell me?
00:17:55975263.
00:17:57You also have to do your treatment.
00:17:58Is there a number of six digits?
00:18:02I am so desperate that I will also try it.
00:18:08I will also try it.
00:18:10Are you coming?
00:18:13What's coming?
00:18:13What's coming, brother?
00:18:14You are coming.
00:18:15Oh, super.
00:18:18I am not going to die.
00:18:20What is it?
00:18:21Then, it is better.
00:18:23It is better.
00:18:24It is better.
00:18:24It will be better.
00:18:26It will be better.
00:18:27It will be better.
00:18:29So, it will be better.
00:18:31Hmm.
00:18:37I think,
00:18:38I will add water.
00:18:40Nothing.
00:18:41It is the same.
00:18:42One minute.
00:18:43Look.
00:18:44This is the only one.
00:18:45I am making a banana.
00:18:47I am making a banana.
00:18:48Oh, brother.
00:18:48This has gotten it.
00:18:50What?
00:18:51Same dish.
00:18:52Taste it and give it a char.
00:18:53Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:18:56Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:18:58Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:18:58Time is coming.
00:18:59Hurry up.
00:19:00Ha, ha, ha.
00:19:02Ha, ha, ha.
00:19:03Ali, my sister, I want to make it.
00:19:04We take it.
00:19:05then, ask her.
00:19:07What will you add to the other one?
00:19:08This is more.
00:19:18Sudej,
00:19:19you have an item.
00:19:21Do it with this or it will be a little bit.
00:19:24And the lumps are gone.
00:19:25Damn, man.
00:19:27I'll do it.
00:19:28I'll make some water.
00:19:44Pichlila barre 500 rupees.
00:19:45How much do you get off?
00:19:46The beauty of it is mine.
00:19:48To your feet,
00:19:49No, no, no.
00:19:50Oh, no, no.
00:19:53Oh, you asked just for one minute?
00:19:57Just for one minute.
00:19:59Just a minute.
00:20:00Just for one minute.
00:20:01Have you ever helped me for two rupees?
00:20:03I have seen that.
00:20:04Oh, my God!
00:20:05Open your drawer.
00:20:06Open your drawer.
00:20:06The last time I gave you 500 rupees.
00:20:08Oh, what?
00:20:09Take it, right?
00:20:11It won't be a little. It's 6-2.
00:20:13And that day, she took it.
00:20:16You're so hot every time.
00:20:18Take it.
00:20:21It was like clothes.
00:20:23I wish.
00:20:24Take it.
00:20:26It was like this.
00:20:27I took it myself.
00:20:32Look at your work.
00:20:34Then she's gone.
00:20:35Get out of here.
00:20:36Take my stomach and take it.
00:20:37I asked my uncle.
00:20:39I asked my uncle.
00:20:39I asked my uncle.
00:20:41Did you just call him uncle?
00:20:46Sudhir Ji.
00:20:49Oh Elvis.
00:20:53What is this uncle?
00:20:55Father figure.
00:20:57Jiju.
00:20:58Jiju.
00:20:59Jiju.
00:21:00What?
00:21:02Jiju.
00:21:04Jiju.
00:21:05Now this day.
00:21:06You said.
00:21:06Jiju.
00:21:07Jiju.
00:21:08Don't read my mouth.
00:21:09I'm going to read my mouth.
00:21:10How do I even read?
00:21:11Give me a mouth.
00:21:12Give me a mouth.
00:21:14Give me a mouth.
00:21:15If there's courage, then come.
00:21:20Give me a mouth.
00:21:22Come.
00:21:23Come.
00:21:24Come.
00:21:26Come, son.
00:21:27Come.
00:21:29Come.
00:21:30I'll leave someone.
00:21:34I'll leave everyone.
00:21:35I'll leave everyone.
00:21:35I'll leave everyone.
00:21:36I'll leave everyone.
00:21:37Karan Kundra.
00:21:38I dare you.
00:21:39I dare you.
00:21:40Do it.
00:21:40Oh, now you're scared.
00:21:42It's a challenge.
00:21:43No, don't.
00:21:44He died a lot.
00:21:45What?
00:21:46It's a challenge.
00:21:48You're scared.
00:21:49What?
00:21:49I'm scared.
00:21:50You're scared.
00:21:54Where are you going back?
00:21:55I can't fight with you.
00:21:57Why are you running?
00:21:58I'm running.
00:21:59Why are you running?
00:21:59Why are you running?
00:22:00Why are you running?
00:22:01Why are you running?
00:22:04Don't throw their mouth.
00:22:06Or throw your mouth.
00:22:07Or dance in my age.
00:22:08I'm going to dance.
00:22:09I'm going to dance in my age.
00:22:10First, take my age.
00:22:11I'll leave you.
00:22:12No babies.
00:22:13Why are you young and children not babies?
00:22:15They say the same thing.
00:22:19Don't throw their mouth.
00:22:21Come on, girl.
00:22:22You're just giving up.
00:22:23Just giving up.
00:22:24Every time.
00:22:30Correct.
00:22:30Correct.
00:22:31Very good idea.
00:22:34We're going to throw them down.
00:22:35You're right.
00:22:37You're right.
00:23:04You like my pomerian you can take it
00:23:07You want my pomerian yes, it's my
00:23:13No, I don't have to ask the public a pucho laughter chef memory bought pooch
00:23:17Hey
00:23:19Puch yourself
00:23:21Come on, Ankita
00:23:26Lovely
00:23:29Wow, such a lovely
00:23:31Saddle
00:23:36Oh
00:23:37Oh
00:23:42Oh
00:23:46Homera hai bachpan, sudhya hai pachpan
00:23:51Elvish makhan, teja dhakkan
00:23:57Harpal ka lav karchi bhartan
00:24:00Bitch, I will pour it like this
00:24:02And then I will leave it
00:24:03I have to put it outside
00:24:08Are you doing it?
00:24:09Hmm, I will try it
00:24:14No, no, no, do it
00:24:16Do it, do it
00:24:16Do it, do it
00:24:16Do it, I will do it
00:24:17Do it, do it
00:24:19No, you go
00:24:20He always does it
00:24:21Do you talk like the Lord?
00:24:25He always does it
00:24:27He doesn't come like this
00:24:29When he won a star, we won a star
00:24:32Who is the star?
00:24:33He won a star
00:24:35I can't tell you
00:24:36I won't
00:24:37Do it
00:24:38They were two people
00:24:38If you're a star
00:24:40Then you're in love
00:24:41You're in love
00:24:42Wait, wait, wait
00:24:43Wait, wait, wait
00:24:46Three, two, one
00:24:49Go
00:24:49Do you love someone?
00:24:52No
00:24:52Do you love someone?
00:24:53Did you ever come to someone?
00:24:55Look at me
00:24:55Did you ever come to someone?
00:25:10Do you know someone?
00:25:12Is she a little boy?
00:25:12Do you know her?
00:25:12Is she the big age?
00:25:14Is she the big age?
00:25:15What? She is the big age
00:25:17With all you
00:25:17With all you
00:25:18With all you
00:25:18With all you
00:25:30My job is my job, my job is my job
00:25:39The most senior here
00:25:41The most senior
00:25:45The most beautiful beauty of India
00:25:48And my daughter
00:25:50I don't ever say it to Ankeetha
00:25:51I also say it to Ankeetha
00:25:52I also say it to Ankeetha
00:25:55Yes, Ankeetha
00:25:56There's no one from Ankeetha
00:25:57There's no one from Ankeetha
00:25:58There's no one from Ankeetha
00:25:59You stop, Savad
00:26:00Look, this is overacting
00:26:02No, no, no
00:26:03No, no
00:26:04Stop
00:26:05And call
00:26:06Party
00:26:07Come here, brother
00:26:08Look at this
00:26:08In fact, in fact, in fact
00:26:10Where?
00:26:10They always give me their advice
00:26:12Where did they go?
00:26:13Oh my god
00:26:14I'm not leaving
00:26:15Savad
00:26:16It's a lot
00:26:16Now I want to tell you something
00:26:17I want to tell you
00:26:19Do it, do it, do it
00:26:20Do it, do it
00:26:21Do it
00:26:21Do it
00:26:22Do it
00:26:22Do it
00:26:22Do it
00:26:27It's nothing
00:26:27No
00:26:28No
00:26:29No
00:26:30No
00:26:34No
00:26:43No
00:26:44No
00:26:45No
00:26:47No
00:26:47No
00:26:47No
00:26:55So
00:26:56Now put it in the mouth.
00:26:59You're a rude man. What are you doing?
00:27:02You have to have a need for me, like a human being.
00:27:04Do you understand?
00:27:05Fut, fut, fut, fut.
00:27:08You're wrong if you think you're doing two fut, fut, fut, fut.
00:27:10Fut, fut, fut. Okay, three.
00:27:12Two, not right.
00:27:13That's how you do it.
00:27:17It won't happen, man.
00:27:18Bitch, you're crazy.
00:27:20Are you kidding me?
00:27:21Are you kidding me?
00:27:21Are you kidding me?
00:27:21I'm kidding.
00:27:22I'll tell you.
00:27:22They'll be coming.
00:27:24I'll tell you.
00:27:25Please, please.
00:27:25Please, I'll tell you.
00:27:28Please, please.
00:27:29Please, please.
00:27:30Please, please.
00:27:33Please, please, please.
00:27:41This person is playing me.
00:27:43It's all for everything.
00:27:44But it's all for everything.
00:27:53Please, please, please.
00:27:56Please, please.
00:27:58Please, please.
00:28:00Can I't take a bit to try there?
00:28:02You've got to put in a deal.
00:28:03You've got to put in a deal.
00:28:05I've got to put in a deal.
00:28:06You've got to put in a deal.
00:28:07I've never said it, sir.
00:28:08You've got to put in a deal.
00:28:09When he's wearing a crown, sir,
00:28:10it's become a Tommy.
00:28:13Ha, ha, ha.
00:28:16Ha, ha, ha.
00:28:17Okay.
00:28:18Ankita, I want to say something to you.
00:28:21Say it.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:25I'm going to play.
00:28:46We want to say something to you.
00:28:49Don't go there.
00:28:55Last thing, the Statue of Liberty is not in London.
00:29:00I know.
00:29:01It was a joke.
00:29:04Where do you know?
00:29:05It's in indoor.
00:29:07It's in indoor.
00:29:12I'll kill you indoor.
00:29:18I'll kill you.
00:29:19Come on.
00:29:20Come on.
00:29:22Hey, listen.
00:29:25The Statue of Liberty is not in London.
00:29:32It's a statue.
00:29:34What did I get?
00:29:50The Statue of Liberty.
00:29:50Now, we'll have to win this star.
00:29:52I'm losing a lot of time.
00:29:56We won't win the shirt.
00:29:58We won't win the star with the shirt. We won't win the star.
00:30:00When I got the shirt, we won the star.
00:30:07It's done, Abhishek.
00:30:10Look, what's your brother?
00:30:13What will you do?
00:30:14What will you do?
00:30:14I'll give it to you.
00:30:15Let me tell you.
00:30:19Do it until you do it.
00:30:21This one.
00:30:22Put it outside.
00:30:23I'll give it to you.
00:30:24I'll give it to you.
00:30:25I'll give it to you.
00:30:28I'll give it to you.
00:30:29Then I'll give it to you.
00:30:34It's nice.
00:30:36Give it to you.
00:30:41Oh, very nice.
00:30:42This is it.
00:30:43Wow.
00:30:44Arjun, you're a genius.
00:30:47Kill a man, bro.
00:30:48Kill a man.
00:30:51Kill a man!
00:30:53Kill a man.
00:30:59You can't get a man.
00:31:01My light.
00:31:05Guys.
00:31:06Come on, come on, come on.
00:31:08What the truth is, Arjun, bro?
00:31:11What the truth is.
00:31:13The light.
00:31:15Just a moment.
00:31:16I'm going to make it, see? But what did he do? He did it warm. Then he dipped it in
00:31:22it.
00:31:22So the warm is on the oil?
00:31:24Yes, exactly.
00:31:28Let's get warm. It's not warm, the oil.
00:31:32Let's get warm.
00:31:37No, the warm, I think, I'm going to get warm.
00:31:41Oh, stop, Sudejji.
00:31:43The warm, the warm, the warm.
00:31:44No, don't come.
00:31:45Do not take anything in the comments.
00:31:49Do not take anything out of your hand.
00:31:51Don't take your hand, don't take your hand.
00:31:53So you will get out of your mouth?
00:31:55You're doing the same with the shape.
00:31:58You're doing the same with the zigzags.
00:31:59I'm trying to try again.
00:32:03I'm trying to find something to do.
00:32:04I'm trying to find something to do.
00:32:06I'm trying to find something to do.
00:32:07The same with the sameness.
00:32:11The same with the sameness.
00:32:13The same with the sameness.
00:32:14Do not take anything.
00:32:17How will this go out?
00:32:21Ah!
00:32:27Ah!
00:32:28Ah!
00:32:30Ah!
00:32:31Ah!
00:33:00Ah!
00:33:00Ah!
00:33:00I don't want anything to go to bed.
00:33:06If you're so hard, I'm going to clear the exam of UPSC.
00:33:10I don't want anyone to do it, sir.
00:33:19It's not difficult.
00:33:20If you want anything from nature, you can get everything.
00:33:26It's like this.
00:33:28Why don't you have shape?
00:33:29Which flower?
00:33:35You made it?
00:33:42Yes.
00:33:44I cracked it.
00:33:46But now, I want to make it perfect.
00:33:49Let's make it inside.
00:33:50I don't want it to be full.
00:33:51I don't want it to be full.
00:33:57This looks like it's available.
00:34:02Hey, my sister!
00:34:34Wow, finally you made it.
00:34:37Yeah, sir.
00:34:38You done it.
00:34:38After 50 attempts, probably.
00:34:40Very nice.
00:34:48Haan, nikal ke, nikal ke, bhaar nikal o.
00:34:57Bhajjau.
00:34:58Bro, bro.
00:34:59Bhaai, kuchh nahi.
00:34:59Bhaat bhaadiya.
00:35:02Wow, wow.
00:35:04Oh, bhaadiya dothay, bhaai.
00:35:0530 minutes left on Bartima.
00:35:10Yudek.
00:35:20Sir.
00:35:21Sir.
00:35:24Sure
00:35:25My feelings beem, my feelings beem
00:35:31My feelings beem
00:35:36My feelings beem
00:35:38My feelings aren't as bad as a person
00:35:45So what you can do is feel that it's a person
00:35:47I'm going to get a person
00:35:47Look at him
00:35:48Look at him
00:35:48Look at his shape
00:35:48Oh, he's still on the plane
00:35:51Yeah, very cute. Hi
00:35:55What's your name?
00:35:57What's your name?
00:36:03Charmie Charmie. Yeah, Mary Charmie and Tana Taya
00:36:10Dekhti am Charmie show every day every day
00:36:14Kaya basan da apko sab sab sab sab sab
00:36:15Everyone like the way everyone you know cooks in the way we cook. Yes
00:36:20Abhi ha ha ha marie cooking kepi fan aya peh Arpar ji
00:36:27It's a very good time. I'm just a good time. Kisika kutsch chura ke ne ja teo na toh muje
00:36:32baut hansi aati a
00:36:34Antiko chori pasand a
00:36:35Aapko padah auntie
00:36:38Chori ko support karna baut bada crime
00:36:41Ne ni baut achha laga auntie
00:36:43Baudh thank you auntie
00:36:50I'm very happy to meet you with me.
00:36:58Where are you?
00:37:06I told you, I love you too.
00:37:10Did you like my cooking?
00:37:12Yes, I'm going to do cooking.
00:37:17Cheese grate.
00:37:20We have to melt it.
00:37:22Yes, let's do this.
00:37:28Look, a girl is giving two children's mother to two children.
00:37:33How old are you?
00:37:3522?
00:37:3628.
00:37:38He's going to cancel his list.
00:37:40And people say to Sudejjji.
00:37:43Elvis, now say.
00:37:45You say, I'm not going to smoke.
00:37:47He's not going to smoke.
00:37:52Don't laugh at Sudejjji.
00:37:54Don't laugh at Sudejjji.
00:37:54Don't laugh at Sudejjji.
00:37:55It's very good.
00:37:57How do you do this?
00:37:59I'm very interested.
00:38:00Is it melted?
00:38:00We have to melt it.
00:38:02We will add it on it.
00:38:03Are you going to melt it on it?
00:38:03Is it Arjun?
00:38:03We will add it on it.
00:38:05Yes.
00:38:05Maybe make a feeling, please.
00:38:07Feeling bad.
00:38:08My feelings.
00:38:08I'm feeling bad.
00:38:17I'm feeling bad.
00:38:18Wow, Nia.
00:38:20It's so hot.
00:38:23Hot, which?
00:38:24Hot.
00:38:25You can't them, huh?
00:38:28No.
00:38:29You did it.
00:38:30So hot.
00:38:30Hot.
00:38:31Hot.
00:38:33Hot.
00:38:34Hot.
00:38:36Hot.
00:38:37Hot.
00:38:37You want to get out of here like this.
00:38:40Don't do that.
00:38:43No, when there's a hero,
00:38:45there's a hot sauce here, then it's like this.
00:38:47You're like, why are you like this?
00:38:54Your sound will change.
00:38:56How do you sound?
00:38:57My sound will come.
00:38:57Snake!
00:38:58Do you know, I've collabed with Sesh.
00:39:03He collabed with Sesh.
00:39:05That's the message.
00:39:06Who does he do?
00:39:07I'm shooting.
00:39:07Why am I shooting? I'll get the sound.
00:39:10If our person's house is running, I'll get the sound.
00:39:18Let's eat a little bit.
00:39:36What?
00:39:41Oh, wow.
00:39:45You get the same at Malad Station.
00:39:49Let me just check.
00:39:51I'll take you and see.
00:39:52It's a little soft.
00:39:54It's more crispy.
00:39:56See?
00:40:02This is the seasoning.
00:40:04It's crunch from the side.
00:40:04At the bottom, this is not crispy.
00:40:07Look, it's stressing.
00:40:08And the things are scattered in a place.
00:40:11The the above should be the salad.
00:40:14You had to saute the vegetables.
00:40:15You had to be cooked.
00:40:16You didn't put them.
00:40:18Why do you keep your attention?
00:40:19The attention has been ignored�� than the heroes.
00:40:28I'm seeing the grooves on the side.
00:40:31I'll see the crunch.
00:40:34Proper crunch.
00:40:36Proper crunch.
00:40:43Well-melted cheese.
00:40:48This is so yummy.
00:40:51Sir, you don't need to go to anyone's counter.
00:40:53Start here.
00:40:53Let's finish this.
00:40:54Before I take the second bite,
00:40:59all of them are finished.
00:41:01Zubaji!
00:41:13Let me pick it up.
00:41:15Wow.
00:41:16The grooves are right.
00:41:18It is looking nice.
00:41:20But it's not the case of Kashmir.
00:41:46The grooves have been great and I'm not doing it right.
00:41:48But the grooves are very good.
00:41:49The cheese is good.
00:41:51It was very good.
00:41:52It's good.
00:41:52The tastes are good.
00:41:52I wouldn't have heard of this.
00:41:54and the browning of the canopy was very good.
00:41:57Thank you so much, sir.
00:42:19I tell you what,
00:42:22It's soft from the bottom.
00:42:24I put the cheese on top.
00:42:25That's also okay.
00:42:27I think the vegetables are good.
00:42:29Where did the seasoning remain?
00:42:31Oh, no!
00:42:33Do you want to go?
00:42:35I'm going to go.
00:42:42Wow!
00:42:43Yes!
00:42:44Wow, very nice. Very nice, sir.
00:42:47A crunch has come.
00:42:47I'm going to go.
00:42:52You did good, you made a cup.
00:42:55That was also okay.
00:42:56One place...
00:42:58You killed the bar.
00:42:59No.
00:43:01It's gone.
00:43:02It's a good seasoning.
00:43:04It's not a seasoning, it's a problem.
00:43:06It's a good seasoning in this season.
00:43:12One minute.
00:43:14I'm 80 seconds.
00:43:16Yes, sir, eat it.
00:43:17If I can see this,
00:43:19it's in the formation of it.
00:43:23Nice.
00:43:24The bottom,
00:43:25it's strong.
00:43:27The side crisp.
00:43:28Brother, put the other one.
00:43:30Look, it's a lot of oily.
00:43:32Don't eat it.
00:43:34It's good browning.
00:43:41The grooves are good.
00:43:44Crunch.
00:43:45Crunch.
00:43:50Good job, guys, but okay.
00:43:52I just thought,
00:43:54you worked so much.
00:43:55Oh, you're in the face!
00:43:57Do not have any help yourselves!
00:43:58It doesn't come.
00:43:59My hand is not out.
00:43:59Not out, right?
00:44:01It's a little bit.
00:44:02Sir, sir, sir, it's not out.
00:44:04Sir, it's not out.
00:44:05Sir, it's out.
00:44:06Sir, it's just like this.
00:44:08What do you want to say?
00:44:10It's a crunch in the outside, some grooves are good.
00:44:12The seasonings are good.
00:44:13Put a good job.
00:44:14It's Zubaki.
00:44:16Come on.
00:44:26Today, those who have done the dance.
00:44:30Krishna and Kashmira Ali Jannar Samhart Abhishek.
00:44:51have a golden star
00:44:55for home air fresheners
00:44:58exclusive gift
00:45:01hamper
00:45:02perfect fragrance
00:45:04for perfect home
00:45:09next cooking battle
00:45:12do not provide
00:45:13Come on!
00:45:14Hey, let's get this star of us!
00:45:16You've won!
00:45:18You've won!
00:45:18You've won!
00:45:18Tell me that line, never mind you,
00:45:21you've won!
00:45:21You've won!
00:45:23You've won!
00:45:23You've got to say it for yourself!
00:45:24I can't say it!
00:45:26I can't show it!
00:45:27I'll always say it for you!
00:45:29You won't say it for yourself!
00:45:30I don't say it for yourself!
00:45:32No!
00:45:32Listen!
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00:46:02Grey White.
00:46:06So today in the show, Abhishek got a book of Lord. Lord is a Lord.
00:46:14So today, some of the people have made a guide in the show. So on a screen, when the name
00:46:20comes, you have to take that state to Abhishek.
00:46:24Okay? In that state, you have to tell about it. You have to tell about it. You have to tell
00:46:28about it. You have to tell everything about it.
00:46:30Harpal Paji, what are you making in this Cooking Battle 2?
00:46:33Bharti, first of all, I want to test everyone's GK.
00:46:38Test me, test me, guys.
00:46:40So if you all are so busy and busy, I want to ask you, those who are from the UK,
00:46:46you can tell me what is the national dish of the UK.
00:46:55So we are so hungry, we are so hungry.
00:46:57Let's go, pats.
00:47:00Butter chicken, chicken tikka.
00:47:04Chicken tikka masala.
00:47:05Chicken tikka masala.
00:47:09But this is a wedge show, sir, wedge.
00:47:11Yes, do it.
00:47:12So today, what are you going to do today?
00:47:15Paner butter masala.
00:47:16Paner tikka masala.
00:47:20Harpal Ji, I will make a paner tikka masala, I promise.
00:47:23What is it, Krishna Bhai?
00:47:25Come on, let me show you the photo.
00:47:26Let me show you the photo.
00:47:32Wow, shimla mirchi, tomato.
00:47:37You know how to make this?
00:47:38My partner knows how to make it.
00:47:40Everything your partner knows, yaar.
00:47:43I don't know how to make this.
00:47:44This is very easy.
00:47:46This is very easy.
00:47:47This is your own.
00:47:47This is your own.
00:47:48You will do.
00:47:51I don't know how to make it.
00:47:51How to make it.
00:47:51But how to make it?
00:47:53How to make it?
00:47:54How to make it?
00:47:54I guarantee it.
00:47:58How to make it?
00:47:58I will make it.
00:48:00I will make it.
00:48:00Look at the criteria.
00:48:01Look at the authentic tikka marination.
00:48:05This is an important step.
00:48:07Perfectly grilled paneer.
00:48:09Remember this.
00:48:10A big tangy gravy.
00:48:12It's a signature color of paneer.
00:48:16It's a signature color.
00:48:18It's a signature color.
00:48:28Arjun and Elvish.
00:48:41Put the general.
00:48:43Put the general.
00:48:47Don't kill me!
00:48:48Don't kill me!
00:48:51Don't kill me.
00:48:52Don't kill me.
00:48:55Don't kill me.
00:48:56Hey, Chohor.
00:48:57Chohor.
00:48:58Chohor.
00:48:59Chohor.
00:49:00Phase him.
00:49:00No, no, no, please.
00:49:02Please, please.
00:49:10What will you get shot of another one?
00:49:16Cajú, Cajú.
00:49:18Nia.
00:49:18Halt.
00:49:19Cajú.
00:49:20Hello, Chris Abai out.
00:49:23Out, Peter.
00:49:46Didi, infinite, infinite.
00:49:48Didi, infinite.
00:49:50Let's go!
00:49:52Let's go!
00:50:03Let's go!
00:50:03Lord Vishaykh, we want to tell you about Punjab.
00:50:06English?
00:50:07No, we are from Punjab.
00:50:08We are from English.
00:50:09We are not from English.
00:50:10Oh, okay.
00:50:12Punjab, what is his name?
00:50:13Punjab.
00:50:14Punj means 5,
00:50:15and you mean river,
00:50:17So, Punjab's name is from here.
00:50:195 trees, Punjab.
00:50:21What's the deal?
00:50:22We have 5 trees.
00:50:24We have so much water,
00:50:25but we have so much water.
00:50:28Our next guide is
00:50:30Elvis Shiyadav from Haryana.
00:50:33Haryana, how far is the police station from your house?
00:50:37As far as you are from Mama's house.
00:50:42You are welcome.
00:50:43I am Chai Maharashtra Madhe.
00:50:44Oh!
00:50:45There is a place in the theatre,
00:50:48in the film.
00:50:49Wow!
00:50:50There are some people who act,
00:50:52and there are some people who overacting.
00:50:55Like you!
00:51:07you were helping her!
00:51:11You are looking down 100?
00:51:25Look at him,
00:51:26he is drinking over.
00:51:26I need to make it a little bit
00:51:28No, 4, I don't need to make it
00:51:31No, no, no
00:51:32Okay, take it
00:51:34This is a piaz
00:51:35What are you doing here?
00:51:40What are you doing here?
00:51:41What are you doing here?
00:51:43Piaz do
00:51:44Piaz do
00:51:45This is a little
00:51:47I mean it will be marinating
00:51:50It will be marination
00:51:52Now what will you do?
00:51:56Yes
00:51:57Yes
00:51:57How will marinate?
00:51:59This is the question
00:52:00This is made on the bread
00:52:03Keep it inside
00:52:04I'm not showing you
00:52:06This will be marinating
00:52:09Yes
00:52:12Lighter
00:52:13Let's start cutting tomatoes
00:52:14Action
00:52:20Piaz
00:52:20Piaz do
00:52:21It's a big
00:52:21It's a big
00:52:23You don't have to grind it
00:52:26I'll tell you
00:52:27Saute it
00:52:28No, no, no
00:52:30You have to make the paste
00:52:32You have to make the paste
00:52:33Yes, yes
00:52:34You have to make the paste
00:52:36I'm doing it
00:52:37I'm doing it
00:52:39Without cooking
00:52:40It's good
00:52:41We will cook it
00:52:42After the gravy
00:52:43I think we will cook it first
00:52:44I don't know
00:52:45I don't know
00:52:46Hey, listen
00:52:47Angita
00:52:47We have to put this paste
00:52:49Tomatoes in it
00:52:50Or it's good
00:52:51No, we have to make the paste
00:52:52We have to make the gravy
00:52:53Direct first
00:52:54Gravy, yes
00:52:54Put it in it
00:52:59No, no
00:53:01No, no
00:53:02I'll put it in it
00:53:03I'll put it in it
00:53:03No, no
00:53:05I'll put it in it
00:53:05Do you want to put it in it?
00:53:07Please tell me a little
00:53:08Tell me
00:53:09It's very simple
00:53:10First, make the gravy
00:53:11Add the rice
00:53:12And the tomatoes
00:53:14Do you want to do it?
00:53:15Do you want to do it?
00:53:15Do you want to do it?
00:53:15Do you want to put it in it?
00:53:18Oh
00:53:18And it doesn't need to put it in it
00:53:20In it
00:53:20It needs to put it in it
00:53:21The
00:53:38Nia
00:53:39You're right?
00:53:40Yes
00:53:41I'm not gonna get into it
00:53:42I'm gonna ask
00:53:57You don't know why you don't have to cut it out.
00:53:59Shudeh Ji, you're fine.
00:54:01Hey, hey, yo.
00:54:02I'm wrong.
00:54:03You're wrong.
00:54:06Okay.
00:54:07Listen.
00:54:08Listen.
00:54:09This will also be your capsicum.
00:54:19You don't get a star from a month.
00:54:21Let me help you.
00:54:23You don't get a star from a month.
00:54:24Mark, don't do anything.
00:54:25Put it in place.
00:54:26Put it in place.
00:54:27Put it in place.
00:54:28Mash.
00:54:29Mash.
00:54:30Mash.
00:54:30Mash.
00:54:31Mash.
00:54:32Mash.
00:54:32Mash.
00:54:33Mash.
00:54:34Mash.
00:54:36Mash.禅
00:54:56Joe. Um...
00:55:00So,
00:55:02Lми,
00:55:03I told you that some people are being a guide from us, so first our guide is Sudesh Ji and
00:55:08Karan Kundra from Punjab.
00:55:34I told you that some people want to tell you about Punjab.
00:55:40English, English.
00:55:41No, we are from Punjab, we are from English, we are from English, we are not from English.
00:55:43Okay.
00:55:45Punjab is the name of Punjab.
00:55:475 means 5 and you means river, a tree.
00:55:51Punjab is the name of Punjab.
00:55:52The tree of five trees is Punjab.
00:55:55What a joke.
00:55:56We have five trees.
00:55:57We have so much water, but we have so much water.
00:55:59No, we are from Punjab.
00:56:02In Indian army, many of them, the biggest percentage of Punjab is from Punjab.
00:56:09Punjab is the name of Punjab.
00:56:12We are from Punjab.
00:56:14Punjabi, Punjabi.
00:56:16Number one, Punjabi.
00:56:19I want to tell you about Punjab's district.
00:56:21His name is Kaneda.
00:56:25We are from Punjab.
00:56:27We are from Punjab.
00:56:28We are from Punjab.
00:56:29We are from Punjab.
00:56:31When we call from Punjab, we don't call international.
00:56:33It's free.
00:56:34It's local calls.
00:56:36Chakdo, there's no problem.
00:56:37And when we land in Canada, the people who are in England have also been using the same
00:56:41as G-I-I-I-N-O.
00:57:03Oh
00:57:53I'll see you next time.
00:57:55It will be a powerful dish for our Punjab!
00:58:03Please, cut it so much.
00:58:05Cut it big, big.
00:58:07And I'll cut these capsicums too.
00:58:11How do I marinate this?
00:58:13What's this?
00:58:13What's this?
00:58:14Coriander powder.
00:58:18No, no.
00:58:19I'll just put it in.
00:58:20I'll just put it in.
00:58:21What are you talking about?
00:58:23What?
00:58:26I'll just put it in.
00:58:27Say it.
00:58:28Brother, show it.
00:58:30Brother, listen to me.
00:58:31What do I say to you?
00:58:32If I'm making my own way,
00:58:34I can't tell you what I'm adding.
00:58:36I'll make my own sauce.
00:58:38I'll make my own sauce.
00:58:39If I tell you, I'll make my own sauce.
00:58:40I'll make my own sauce.
00:58:41I'll make my own sauce.
00:58:42I'll make my own sauce.
00:58:43This is not to make the gravy startini.
00:58:44This is important.
00:58:45First, marinate.
00:58:46Keep it in the marination.
00:58:47This is the most important thing.
00:58:48Okay.
00:58:51Now, now, now.
00:58:52Here.
00:58:53Here.
00:58:53First, put all the sauce on the sauce.
00:58:56Then, listen.
00:58:57Just a little.
00:58:58Hey, man.
00:58:58You're coming to us.
00:58:59Why are you asking?
00:59:02Excuse me.
00:59:03What do you do?
00:59:05Please.
00:59:34Please.
00:59:39You're right.
00:59:40How are you doing?
00:59:40Once, two, three, four.
00:59:41Ghile, ghile, ghile, ghile, ghile.
00:59:47It'sautically pleasure and care.
00:59:47Muffin, bumfum.
00:59:48Mamma, bum.
00:59:51Their teeth are great.
00:59:54Many eyes are great.
00:59:55Many eyes are great.
00:59:55Wear the words, dear.
00:59:57Oh...
00:59:58Okay, Bikku,
01:00:00I need to add all capsicum in it.
01:00:02Piaz capsicum, and then I'm going to use it.
01:00:04Here.
01:00:07Tomato, too.
01:00:08Tomato, too.
01:00:09Don't add tomatoes.
01:00:11Don't add tomatoes to anyone.
01:00:12Tomato will make it complete.
01:00:15What did you add in marination?
01:00:17I don't know.
01:00:18You should add.
01:00:18You should add.
01:00:27You didn't add tomatoes in it?
01:00:29No.
01:00:30I also felt I didn't add.
01:00:33So, which ones you want to add?
01:00:35I don't add tomatoes.
01:00:37You don't add tomatoes in the entire graveyard?
01:00:39I will add in the graveyard.
01:00:42Our next guide is Elvis Shiyadav from Haryana.
01:00:51Let's go.
01:00:53Let's go.
01:00:56Let's go.
01:00:57Let's go.
01:01:06Let's go.
01:01:21Let's go.
01:01:24Let's go.
01:01:25Let's go.
01:01:25Let's get started.
01:01:25Let's go.
01:01:26Let's go.
01:01:30I'm
01:01:34I'm
01:01:35yeah
01:01:35lol
01:01:36I'm
01:01:37I'm
01:01:37I'm
01:01:37I'm
01:01:37I'm
01:02:06I'm
01:02:13what is wrong with your police station?
01:02:17How far is your police station from home?
01:02:18How far is your police station from home?
01:02:21How far is your mother's house from home?
01:02:23How far is your mom's house from home?
01:02:25Or what does the world like?
01:02:31What does the most good food in Haryana like?
01:02:32What do you get good food from Haryana?
01:02:34I tell them what we eat.
01:02:36We eat Angakada.
01:02:37It's a big roti.
01:02:39I don't know what to do.
01:02:41It's our food.
01:02:44We eat Churma.
01:02:46Churma is everyone knows.
01:02:48And as we eat meat,
01:02:50we eat Nooni ghee.
01:02:51What?
01:02:54Nooni ghee.
01:02:55Do you get Nooni ghee?
01:02:55Do you get Nooni ghee?
01:03:00I'll come.
01:03:02If we come to our house, we'll come to our house.
01:03:04What?
01:03:06We'll come.
01:03:07We'll take our Loni ghee.
01:03:09For Nia.
01:03:11Our Loni ghee.
01:03:14Loni ghee.
01:03:16Loni ghee.
01:03:19To our audience,
01:03:20someone wants to ask a question to our audience.
01:03:24To work in this industry,
01:03:26how much English is required?
01:03:28No, no, no. Don't speak.
01:03:30Don't speak.
01:03:32Don't speak.
01:03:33Don't speak.
01:03:36He's right.
01:03:37Just make fun of yourself and
01:03:40be successful.
01:03:41Don't speak.
01:03:44Don't speak.
01:03:48If you say tomato in Hindi,
01:03:53then why don't you say potato in Hindi,
01:03:54why don't you say potato in Hindi?
01:03:56Don't talk.
01:03:59Don't speak.
01:04:00Give me Lord Abhishek.
01:04:02Because it was a very quick turner.
01:04:04He got the door.
01:04:10God.
01:04:12Oh my God!
01:04:13Oh my God!
01:04:16Abhishek, have you a girlfriend?
01:04:18No, I'm single.
01:04:19Are you talking to me?
01:04:21I'm going to go.
01:04:22I'm going to go.
01:04:26Is he her girlfriend?
01:04:27Let's get to know that she's both of us.
01:04:34Yes, tell me.
01:04:36What should be a quality in a Bollywood actor?
01:04:37What should be a quality?
01:04:39I think he should be like Govinda Ji.
01:04:42Okay.
01:04:45So, why is this quality in you?
01:04:53But one more thing,
01:04:54every person has a quality,
01:04:56which is not in it.
01:04:58I'm going to say,
01:05:00if you're a coming star,
01:05:01you're going to be a hero in the film.
01:05:02I'm going to tell you today.
01:05:05We both are going to tell you.
01:05:10My brother,
01:05:12one day,
01:05:13watch our film in laughterchef.
01:05:15You're going to promote your film.
01:05:16You're going to see it.
01:05:20You're going to see it.
01:05:33you're going to see it.
01:05:34You're going to see it.
01:05:35You're going to see it.
01:05:36You're going to see it.
01:05:37You're going to see it.
01:05:38You're going to see it.
01:05:38Don't worry about it.
01:05:39The gravy of your lala,
01:05:41I'm going to do it in the beef.
01:05:42Okay.
01:05:43You're going to see it.
01:05:59Yes.
01:05:59Yes.
01:05:59You're going to see it.
01:06:00You're going to see it.
01:06:00I took it.
01:06:02I took it.
01:06:03I took it.
01:06:05I took it.
01:06:05I took it.
01:06:06I took it.
01:06:07I took it.
01:06:08How did I tell you?
01:06:10One second.
01:06:11Arjun,
01:06:12why are we being broke?
01:06:14Broke?
01:06:18How did I tell you?
01:06:19I'm not going to see it.
01:06:20I'm stuck.
01:06:20Why are we giving it to you?
01:06:21Why are we giving it to me?
01:06:21Why are we giving it to me?
01:06:22I have not give it to you.
01:06:22I've given you a house of Bandra.
01:06:25I don't need it.
01:06:26I bought a huge house from his bag.
01:06:28I bought him from his bag.
01:06:29He bought a huge house.
01:06:30I bought a huge house from him.
01:06:30Hey!
01:06:41One second.
01:07:01Why?
01:07:02Because the speed is number 6.
01:07:04I'm not fixed in the show.
01:07:06The speed is number 6.
01:07:08I'm not fixed in the show.
01:07:11How are you not?
01:07:12I'm not not. I'm not saying the truth.
01:07:16You took a big bangla from your current.
01:07:19He went to one bedroom and said it was 6.
01:07:21It's in this bedroom.
01:07:24Really, you took a big house with him?
01:07:31No.
01:07:33That's why he's running.
01:07:34Oh my God.
01:07:36He didn't take a big house with me.
01:07:38How did he say it?
01:07:39Yes.
01:07:39Why are you hitting the gap?
01:07:40Why are you hitting the gap?
01:07:42Yeah.
01:07:46Amazing.
01:07:53A banshee gravy.
01:07:55That's perfect.
01:07:56That's perfect.
01:07:57What a banshee gravy is.
01:07:59I'm not sure.
01:08:02I'm not sure.
01:08:03It's like a candle.
01:08:04Help me.
01:08:05My heart is burning.
01:08:07Oh, my heart is burning.
01:08:08Oh my heart is burning.
01:08:21There's no fire.
01:08:21I am burning.
01:08:21The camera is burning.
01:08:21I'm burning.
01:08:22They just speak Aggita and Kashmira from Maharashtra.
01:08:32Namaskar, namaskar bhao, namaskar.
01:08:34Yes, yes.
01:08:34You are welcome.
01:08:35I am Chai Maharashtra made.
01:08:37Sundar Maharashtra.
01:08:38Yes.
01:08:40Jai Maharashtra.
01:08:41Jai Maharashtra.
01:08:42Jai Maharashtra.
01:08:42Jai Maharashtra.
01:08:44Here is the theater acting.
01:08:47There is a lot of people who are acting.
01:08:51And some people who are acting.
01:08:54Jai Seki.
01:09:00Maharashtra is the most popular in Maharashtra.
01:09:04Misal pao, wada pao.
01:09:07So I think that the hungry pao is also in Punjab.
01:09:10It is not Maharashtra.
01:09:15Good one.
01:09:16Good one.
01:09:17We know that we are a special dance of Maharashtra.
01:09:21We will celebrate you.
01:09:23Loudie.
01:09:24Loudie.
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