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She’S Not Homeless, She’S Healer Goddess Engsub Billionaire Falls First
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00:00:01You
00:00:03Healer goddess here my plea
00:00:06Please save my
00:00:08Rod of a sepulius
00:00:43Rejuvenate
00:00:52Praise she is the healer goddess
00:00:55No, please don't call me that
00:01:00I'm just glad I could help
00:01:05Here you go miss
00:01:07Thank you
00:01:10Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:14in need
00:01:27You must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:32run
00:01:35Aww
00:01:36It's okay little guy
00:01:39I'll fix you right up
00:01:45Right rewrites the wrong
00:01:49We're chewing
00:01:54See
00:01:55Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:02:00Come on Cleo
00:02:01Let's go
00:02:06Oh
00:02:06Oh
00:02:07Oh
00:02:08Oh
00:02:09Oh
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00:02:10Oh
00:02:13Hey
00:02:14Hey hey hey hey
00:02:17Please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is
00:02:23If anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong
00:02:28This military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:32He's so hot
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:36Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:38Money, fame, power
00:02:40It's all yours
00:02:46Are we still moving forward Miss Trixie?
00:02:49Yes
00:02:49Give the presidential contract to Marissa
00:02:52Oh
00:02:53I have another call coming in
00:02:56Grandma
00:02:56I'm dying
00:02:58Save me Trixie
00:03:00Grandma
00:03:02Grandma
00:03:03When are you getting married?
00:03:05I'm already a hundred years old
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever Grandma
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment
00:03:11So
00:03:12That's why
00:03:13I haven't been married yet
00:03:15Oh
00:03:17But why marry a vegetable
00:03:19When I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:23We're talking about my brother's life
00:03:25I don't have time for jokes
00:03:27No
00:03:36Please go feed your dog Miss
00:03:38Don't let it starve like you
00:03:40Oh kind stranger
00:03:41Let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:03:44Grant me a wish?
00:03:45Mm-hmm
00:03:46That you can barely feed yourself
00:03:47The downfall of humanity
00:03:48It all starts with the loss of faith
00:03:51What?
00:03:52Oh
00:03:52Jesus
00:03:54This has given me a migraine
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God?
00:03:57Because we've been doing that
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:04:02Okay
00:04:02I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:08I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
00:04:12Cleo stay right here for a second
00:04:14Don't go too far Cleo
00:04:19Hold still
00:04:24Hold still
00:04:26My migraine's gone
00:04:28Okay
00:04:28Then let's go
00:04:29If you can cure my brother he'll even marry you
00:04:32Come on
00:04:33Come on
00:04:44Oh
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:49What is the diagnosis?
00:04:51Remember you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:04:53I'm sorry
00:04:54I don't know what this is
00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:59Don't worry general
00:05:00I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:26I have no clue what this is
00:05:30Oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last
00:05:37Me
00:05:38The witch doctor
00:05:39I'll save your son Lysander
00:05:52He's not budging there's no movement
00:05:54Truly
00:05:54I have saved thousands of patients all over the world but I don't know what this is
00:06:01Lord I've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these methods and they've all failed
00:06:07If we can't save him
00:06:10There's only one person who can
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing
00:06:20Wait a second
00:06:21You're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:06:24That's correct
00:06:24Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft
00:06:30That's her motto
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
00:06:34We are nothing compared to her
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive
00:06:40No one has ever seen her before
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:46I don't care if I go bankrupt
00:06:48I will find her
00:06:50James come
00:06:51Put out a voucher
00:06:53To the entire world
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:56I'll get the five million dollars
00:06:59There's no need
00:07:14I'll save your son
00:07:17Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:34Ew!
00:07:36She even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:38I bet it has fleas
00:07:40That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
00:07:51Don't touch him
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover
00:07:56But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:08:00So step aside
00:08:01I'll take it from here
00:08:02Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
00:08:06You're not gonna touch my son
00:08:08I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:08:10And a former general
00:08:12I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:08:18Wasn't paying enough cash
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong
00:08:29When he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew!
00:08:32Disgusting
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute
00:08:35Security!
00:08:36Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now
00:08:39Let's go
00:08:40If you throw me out
00:08:41You're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wits' end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail
00:08:53Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:59Alright, I'll give you a shot
00:09:00But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here
00:09:18I'll leave
00:09:20Devin, come find me when you have a different wish
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me
00:09:26I can't lose him
00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you
00:09:32Then that means he must be a good person
00:09:34My brother is a war hero
00:09:36Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies
00:09:40He'd make a great husband
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:46As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:09:53Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:55I mean, look at her
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up
00:09:58You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:10:02Only those cuts in the lowest ranks are bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:06Continue wasting your time
00:10:07But I'm saving this patient
00:10:20Oh, okay!
00:10:23What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:36What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:10:44Do you all not know that Sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:48Are you insane?
00:10:49Security, smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease
00:10:55Has a peanut allergy
00:10:56And the condition he has is called
00:10:59Endogenic cryomorphy
00:11:00Yeah, right
00:11:01I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:04Oh, okay
00:11:05I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:08I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:11And I've never heard of
00:11:13Endo...
00:11:15Cryo...
00:11:16What?
00:11:17What?
00:11:17Hmm
00:11:18This?
00:11:20Hmm
00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:11:28What?
00:11:30What?
00:11:30So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:11:34The rod of a sepleus?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree
00:11:42I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:48years?
00:11:49We are all certified
00:11:51But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:54She's right about everything
00:11:59Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphy
00:12:08Oh
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:11Because I just discovered it
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
00:12:18The chances are a billion to one
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:22But lucky for you all
00:12:23You've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:33Precisely
00:12:34You are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:37You don't compare to me
00:12:38Us
00:12:39Who actually studied real medicine
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:53Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:57Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh, yeah
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:05I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:12What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me
00:13:15And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:19Then let's have a bet
00:13:21If you can't heal him
00:13:24We'll break your hands
00:13:27And then you can't pretend to have healed
00:13:30Killing hands anymore
00:13:33These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:41Miss Trixie
00:13:41Don't risk your hands for them
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake
00:13:48Don't worry, I got this
00:13:52It's a deal
00:13:54I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:12Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not
00:14:16If you save my son
00:14:17I'll give you everything
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness
00:14:54Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:57You couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:15:02What? Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here
00:15:08And you're standing in my way
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way
00:15:16Or I promise you
00:15:18You will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:20Oh, yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you wanna see real pain?
00:15:22Where's the dog?
00:15:24Well, put down the dog
00:15:25With pleasure
00:15:42Left, leave the wrong breath
00:15:48You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:51Wait
00:15:54She's been poisoned?
00:15:56It was her
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:02But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course
00:16:13I've saved entire civilizations with my antidote
00:16:16If I want to save someone
00:16:17Even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:36Why is she getting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:39I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:42Angel herbalist
00:16:43This is what I call
00:16:46Malpractice
00:16:48This isn't fatal, she'll live
00:16:50But she deserves a little punishment
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:55Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:56Right this way
00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what the hell is going on?
00:17:00You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:04Then stop getting in my way
00:17:05Every second counts
00:17:08Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:19Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on, you two are going in there alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in
00:17:33Alright, but I warn you
00:17:36No funny business
00:17:42Let's go for this
00:17:42Okay, let's go for this
00:18:08Let's go for this
00:18:39You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:44Exactly.
00:18:44What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:47She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:51That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:53And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:18:56Pelt for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:19:00Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:02We have to have faith.
00:19:04Where did you actually find this little, like...
00:19:09on the streets?
00:19:11Are you shitting me?
00:19:13You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:15Are you nuts?
00:19:16You don't know her.
00:19:17You don't know her background.
00:19:18She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:19:20That is it, General.
00:19:21You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:23You're right.
00:19:24That's it.
00:19:24I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:26James, let's go.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:38I told you all to stay out.
00:19:42No.
00:19:46This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:48We can't be interrupted.
00:19:49Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:55I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:01I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:03No.
00:20:07You see that, General?
00:20:09This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:11This is a witchcraft.
00:20:14I know what this is.
00:20:15This is the dark witch.
00:20:17I've heard of her.
00:20:19She uses her dark magic
00:20:21to steal the hearts of young, handsome men
00:20:23and then she eats them alive.
00:20:25I'm going to kill that bitch
00:20:26before she takes my son.
00:20:28James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:30Yes, sir.
00:20:35You're regaining consciousness.
00:20:46Help me.
00:20:47I'm just a one.
00:20:53Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:14Sir?
00:21:15The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:19My son is trapped behind there
00:21:21with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can
00:21:26to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door
00:21:31and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:36Right.
00:21:38He writes the wrong.
00:21:47Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52You're awake.
00:21:54I'm saving you.
00:21:55Saving me?
00:21:56By bathing with me?
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:59You're a fucking spy?
00:22:01I swear to God,
00:22:02I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me
00:22:07in your stipper.
00:22:10I will never.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:26Look who's guilty now.
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is,
00:22:31all right,
00:22:31but it is a biological fact.
00:22:34A man is attracted to a naked woman
00:22:38and her breasts.
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body...
00:22:41Oh, shut up.
00:22:42She's in fear.
00:22:45You're distracted me with your flight.
00:22:47And I'm a professional.
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:51Captain, do something now.
00:22:53Ready!
00:22:59We're almost there.
00:23:01Aim!
00:23:03Get him, boys.
00:23:04Get him!
00:23:07Fire!
00:23:10Fire!
00:23:26Those e-missiles.
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's not even a scratch.
00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:36No.
00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:39She's not the dark witch.
00:23:41Young Master Armstrong,
00:23:43you are too easily fooled.
00:23:45This homeless psycho
00:23:46doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:51That's right.
00:23:51The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:56If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.
00:24:00Think about it.
00:24:01We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:03He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:06You're right.
00:24:06But this homeless girl is maybe the goddess...
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess...
00:24:15No!
00:24:16No!
00:24:17Absolutely not!
00:24:18There is no way this hobo girl is better than us!
00:24:21How could you know for sure?
00:24:23Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir!
00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called borderline revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:38But only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:44That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:47I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:53My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:59Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:25:01The witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:07My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:14I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:19from me.
00:25:21This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:25I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:28So we can both survive.
00:25:48It's poison gas.
00:25:50Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:58You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:02Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:05Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:10And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:13They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:18I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:22It's now or never.
00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:39Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think that they're...
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:46Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:51Oh my god.
00:26:52Yeah?
00:26:52She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:27:00if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:03This is taking way too long.
00:27:05Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:13Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:17Crap.
00:27:17Oh my god.
00:27:18Get back, son.
00:27:20Ready.
00:27:20Aim.
00:27:22Oh shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:42The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:44Shoot her dead now.
00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:53A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:55I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:07He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:08You can see for yourself.
00:28:10Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:13That is it.
00:28:14No more stalling, General.
00:28:15If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:27He's a cure.
00:28:34His pulse is regular.
00:28:36In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:41There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:54Lysander's warm again.
00:28:55He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:57And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:04Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:08Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:12I've learned my lesson.
00:29:14I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait.
00:29:19No, no.
00:29:20There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the
00:29:25Queen, Angel, and I.
00:29:28The Goddess Healer.
00:29:34Could you really be the Goddess of Healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the Goddess of Healing is well over 100 years old.
00:29:41And you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:44It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:46What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:49Devin, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait.
00:29:55Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:59We are men of our words.
00:30:00And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him.
00:30:04And you did just that.
00:30:06Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:09Oh, I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:15I'm already engaged.
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:25And he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:32I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:34Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:37But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:39Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:46I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:52Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:54He's back.
00:30:55And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:59I must go.
00:31:06Hobo close.
00:31:08Halo glow.
00:31:09I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:19Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:26I'm going to marry that hobo's woman.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:34I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:42Lysander's job is supposed to be mine.
00:31:46I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:51You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:54Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57No, we're not bride.
00:32:00No, she's just better than us.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:04Oh, my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:11No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable
00:32:19-looking doll?
00:32:20But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:22No normal person could have done that.
00:32:24Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:27I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:29I have to find her.
00:32:30I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:33But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:37All right, listen.
00:32:38I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:54Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you for three years.
00:32:59She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:33:01And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:03One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:06So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:18Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:28In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over the house now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:42For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:45Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:47And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:52We were together for three years and, uh, it was a complete waste of my life when I could have
00:33:56been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-to-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:18Oh yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you.
00:34:23She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:27And now
00:34:27she's the CEO of an entire
00:34:30corporation.
00:34:33And you?
00:34:36You're still nothing.
00:34:38So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:40Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:42Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:34:46Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:58You gave her the presidential contract?
00:35:00I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:17You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:22My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:35:28How dare you insult her?
00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:33Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he talking about, Jorick?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:51She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:53She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:57I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:36:00Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got out of keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:04The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:07And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:11Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:18I want to see how regular, everyday people live so that I can help them.
00:36:23Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:29It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:36:38Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:39Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding, I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:58If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:37:03why should I do good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.
00:37:11Fucking bitch!
00:37:12You better keep your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:18Do remember that.
00:37:27Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:37I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:48It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:37:53I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:06But please, Trixie dear, I know it was to broken your heart,
00:38:11but embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:20After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills,
00:38:25I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:38:29And that's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to Charity.
00:38:33You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:36I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.
00:38:39Who actually deserves you.
00:38:42You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:51You said Trixie's crushing your wedding.
00:38:54She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:56She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00When hope when nobody steps on Snake.
00:39:03Snake bites back hard.
00:39:05So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:08You mean...
00:39:11We broadcast that video of me?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess.
00:39:24It's my presidential glow up.
00:39:27Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:36There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home, brother.
00:39:41Welcome home, General!
00:39:44Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie, this is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:50He served with your regiment in the Marines.
00:39:52You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:54Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:58So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her.
00:40:02Fucking coward.
00:40:03According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:40:06Then we should join her.
00:40:08Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:40:14So she needs our support.
00:40:15Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:17Yes, sir!
00:40:18We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:21Well, let's roll.
00:40:37Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour, my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing
00:40:47my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:53Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:56Wakeham.
00:40:57Still, Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:59Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a partay after all.
00:41:07I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:41:14The U.S. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:41:20It's an honor.
00:41:21And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:41:26We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:29We'll let the wedding begin.
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:34The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:58You two really are a match made in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08Uh, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:12Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:17This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:18You lost.
00:42:19I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:42:21You know, being this poor.
00:42:24Me, bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:30And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:35I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:37Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa, she's like so obsessed.
00:42:48See everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my
00:42:56wedding to suck up to me.
00:42:58This is what poor, sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:43:05Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:07You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:43:19You, giving me the contract?
00:43:22You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:43:25So how could you possibly have a pool to get the U.S. fucking president to give me a billion
00:43:31dollar contract?
00:43:32We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:34And I saw potential in you.
00:43:36Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:38But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:42Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:43:45This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:48They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:51Damn right.
00:43:52You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:57I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:44:00Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:44:03Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:44:05Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:44:07Drink her sup.
00:44:08Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:10She's the gold digging, blood sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch.
00:44:19You may look and sound like a man.
00:44:21But you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough.
00:44:24You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:27Your moral posturing.
00:44:29But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves.
00:44:33That's why no man will choose you over Marissa, Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got the material goods.
00:44:39You're just all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:44:43Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:44:59Oh my god.
00:45:01Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:45:06The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:09No, absolutely not.
00:45:11I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that contract.
00:45:18It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:25She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:45:28Look at her following orders.
00:45:30I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is for all her life savings.
00:45:41You want to, uh, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:55You must understand me.
00:45:56I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:08Bro, she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress,
00:46:13she can pretend to be a deep pocket-investing baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:18That's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:20Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:23You've gotten delusional.
00:46:24And you think you're Cinderella,
00:46:26so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:28and some Prince Charming will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:31Well, that's not happening.
00:46:32Security, lock the doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:46:40This is where your dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:45We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress
00:46:49at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:50Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:59You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:47:02I've saved plenty of people from much worse.
00:47:05Including your head of command, Butch.
00:47:08General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma for years
00:47:14after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:17You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:20So how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:23to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here is gonna believe you.
00:47:27If you really cured the incurable general,
00:47:30then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:33And she's not.
00:47:34You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:37Show them, Butch.
00:47:44See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:46Trixie's just a reloading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me and Marissa alone
00:47:53because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:56I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:58Sasa, she has a billion-dollar biomedical contract
00:48:02with the military.
00:48:04Approved by the first female president
00:48:06of the United States herself, bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to marry you.
00:48:15No females for the poor.
00:48:17Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:20This is high society.
00:48:22So you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:24or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:30maybe someone will drop a couple bucks
00:48:32in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have everything one can dream of,
00:48:38but I valued our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:40which is why I came here to give you a second chance
00:48:42to see if you'd apologize
00:48:44and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:47You stooped so low,
00:48:49it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more disgusting
00:48:52than you standing on street corners
00:48:53like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows
00:48:56if you've already started offering
00:48:57sexual services.
00:49:00Well then,
00:49:02why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:49:04My brother will never take you back.
00:49:06No man will marry an embarrassment like you.
00:49:10But make me happy,
00:49:12and I might consider making you
00:49:13my personal prostitute.
00:49:26How dare you hit my brother!
00:49:28I'm never letting you leave here alive!
00:49:30That's awesome.
00:49:32Or something.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done with you, Trixie,
00:49:36not even the goddess of healing
00:49:37will be able to save you.
00:49:39Oh.
00:49:40Is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:45Get down on your knees
00:49:46and give Bob
00:49:47one hell of a blowjob
00:49:49in front of everybody here
00:49:50or I'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here won't know
00:49:53which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be the goddess
00:49:56of anything to punish you.
00:49:57Any of the powerful leaders
00:49:59I've saved before
00:50:00could crush you
00:50:01before you even touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish General Licender
00:50:06scooped you off your feet,
00:50:07but you weren't good enough for me.
00:50:09You're definitely
00:50:09not good enough for him.
00:50:11Enough!
00:50:12You're souring my party,
00:50:13so you either get the fuck out
00:50:16or I'm going to shoot you.
00:50:19On the count of three!
00:50:20I think I quite like it here.
00:50:22Two!
00:50:22Two!
00:50:33Mmm.
00:50:34This wine is so delicious.
00:50:37One!
00:50:38Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:43on my future wife.
00:51:01Who the hell is this?
00:51:06Sorry that I'm late.
00:51:08Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No, I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um,
00:51:12when did I become
00:51:13your future wife?
00:51:16You saved me,
00:51:18Trixie, remember?
00:51:19I'm a man of my word.
00:51:21They're never going to hurt you
00:51:22ever again.
00:51:23Really, it was nothing.
00:51:25I saved you
00:51:26because you're a good man,
00:51:27not because I want you
00:51:28to owe me any favors.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:37You're the one
00:51:37who cheated on me,
00:51:38Trixie.
00:51:39Look at you guys
00:51:40all lovey-dove.
00:51:41Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:42She waited for you
00:51:43for three years.
00:51:44This is the kind of woman
00:51:45of virtue
00:51:45that a man would die for.
00:51:49Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out there
00:51:53giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:55No man
00:51:56who in a hundred foot pole
00:51:57would want to touch her.
00:51:59She should be happy
00:52:00Bob was willing
00:52:00to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the Marines.
00:52:09I'm a major.
00:52:10Look, man,
00:52:11I know Trixie is like a,
00:52:13I don't know,
00:52:14a seven
00:52:14now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:16but don't waste your manhood
00:52:17on a whiny,
00:52:19worthless woman
00:52:20like that.
00:52:21Ow!
00:52:23Ow!
00:52:24Ah!
00:52:24Ah!
00:52:26A real man
00:52:27never talks about
00:52:28a woman that way.
00:52:30You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need
00:52:41to fight fire with fire
00:52:42to deal with
00:52:43the likes of them.
00:52:45You're very gracious,
00:52:46Trixie,
00:52:46you know that?
00:52:49You're only getting off
00:52:50with it because
00:52:51she's so kind.
00:52:52So you're going to
00:52:52do me the favor
00:52:52of never coming near her again.
00:52:54You understand?
00:52:55You want to fuck with me,
00:52:56little dipshit?
00:52:57I'm a fucking major.
00:52:58You're probably lowest rank
00:53:00of the military grunts.
00:53:01I'll,
00:53:01I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really not know
00:53:04who this is, Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you been doing
00:53:08this whole time
00:53:09if you don't know
00:53:09who this war hero is?
00:53:12He was just a supply boy.
00:53:16War hero?
00:53:17Is this all part
00:53:19of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell your house
00:53:22to hire this actor
00:53:23so you can feel better
00:53:25about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth
00:53:26is tied to the man
00:53:27she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless
00:53:29because that guy
00:53:30looks like a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38Seems like they don't know
00:53:39who you are
00:53:40since you've been out
00:53:40of action for so long.
00:53:42Maybe we should try
00:53:43to play some off some more.
00:53:44Don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:57Trixie, listen.
00:53:58I know that you didn't
00:53:58ask for anything
00:53:59after you saved my life.
00:54:02But I know that
00:54:02we shared a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind of man
00:54:08to get close to a woman
00:54:09and then just disappear.
00:54:10It's not in my nature.
00:54:12I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:15Listen, Trixie.
00:54:17I have never met a woman
00:54:21like you.
00:54:22So incredible
00:54:23and kind
00:54:24and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know
00:54:26that you're the one
00:54:56for me.
00:54:59this contains all the rights
00:55:01to my entire fortune
00:55:03which is now yours.
00:55:05Entire fortune
00:55:06from a cowboy actor?
00:55:07It must be that easy.
00:55:09They already spent
00:55:09their entire life savings
00:55:10on this clown show.
00:55:11They've got nothing left.
00:55:13Why, Sander,
00:55:14I really don't care
00:55:15for any of us.
00:55:16Look, I know.
00:55:18I know that you are
00:55:19the farthest thing
00:55:19from a material woman.
00:55:21Okay?
00:55:21Which is exactly why
00:55:23my third gift
00:55:24is, um,
00:55:27well...
00:55:51I know that you're going to be a man.
00:55:53I know that you're going to be a man.
00:55:56Chixi Amore
00:56:00Will you marry me?
00:56:04You know I can't say no to this doggo
00:56:09Yes, I will marry you
00:56:28Go go power couple
00:56:30Okay, stop
00:56:33The only power couple here is Butch and I
00:56:37Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:56:41No man in their right mind
00:56:43Would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:46Hey
00:56:47I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:49But I'm making this woman my wife
00:56:51Which means that she will be treated as
00:56:53And cherished as the most precious woman on earth
00:56:56Understand
00:57:01You still don't realize
00:57:03That my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:57:05This is General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:16As if
00:57:17Like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:20Would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:57:23Yes, the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England
00:57:29Than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:32I bet my life you're all just actors
00:57:35Then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:37Come on Lysander, what are we waiting for?
00:57:39Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:41What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:43The elites
00:57:44Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:46She wishes
00:57:48She could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:50Truth is, she's just a useless
00:57:53Lazy bitchin' bum
00:57:54She's utterly
00:57:56Unmarriable
00:57:59I can dispose of them
00:58:00In other means if you don't prefer violence
00:58:03I'd handle them myself, but
00:58:07I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:58:09Go ahead, Lysander
00:58:17Yes, hello, this is Lysander
00:58:19Please bankrupt the Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:23Oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:58:25Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:34Uh, hello?
00:58:37Yes
00:58:40What?
00:58:45I'm going bankrupt
00:58:54Hey, hey, hey
00:58:56Are you sure that was the call, Sassu?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:59:01My company's dead
00:59:02It evaporated
00:59:04It's thin air
00:59:08That's impossible
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho
00:59:14You said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:17And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:20Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:24Then that means
00:59:27You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:29The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:33Trixie's married
00:59:35The famed war hero
00:59:37The man every girl wants
00:59:38And every man wants to be
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:43Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:46There's got to be some trick to this
00:59:48You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:52It's awesome
00:59:53Please
00:59:54Please
00:59:54Please
01:00:00I know why you're all over Trixie
01:00:02Because you've been in the military for so long
01:00:04You don't know what a real woman can do for you
01:00:07Let me take you to my wedding chamber
01:00:09And I'll show you a good time
01:00:13Do you have your hands for me?
01:00:14Or I'll have them removed for you
01:00:16I would never be interested in a woman
01:00:22Who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:26Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:31Sansa was just trying to save the company
01:00:34I don't blame her at all
01:00:35Your double standards are incredible
01:00:37Okay, you don't want me
01:00:39Fine
01:00:40But there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:42I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:4418 years old
01:00:46Fresh for the taking
01:00:54I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie
01:00:57Thank you, Devin
01:01:00Marissa
01:01:00Not only have you backstabbed me
01:01:03Your best friend
01:01:04By stealing my fiancé
01:01:06But now you'd sell out other innocent girls
01:01:08Just to get your company back?
01:01:10You're an insult to all good women out there
01:01:12No, to all of humanity
01:01:14So now, everything that I've ever given you to
01:01:17I'm taking it all back
01:01:21Wait, everyone
01:01:22Stop
01:01:25They're impostors
01:01:31I just got off the phone with the president
01:01:32And she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:35Because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:37So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:45Approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:48Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:51The goddess healer's motto is
01:01:54The right rewrites the wrong
01:01:56The left leave the wrong
01:01:57Bereft
01:01:59That means she's rewarding me
01:02:00The president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:02:04In fact, she's on her way now
01:02:08So you're telling me
01:02:09This dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:12Isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:16If the president and the goddess healer
01:02:18Approves of my products
01:02:19Who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:21We can break his legs, break his arms
01:02:23No one would even bat an eye
01:02:24She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:28FBI
01:02:30FBI
01:02:32You're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:34And identity theft
01:02:36Gotcha
01:02:41Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
01:02:44No, don't arrest her
01:02:46Trixie's a good person
01:02:48Please, officer, don't arrest her
01:02:50Grandma
01:02:51Mr. Rogers
01:02:52Mrs. Williams
01:02:53What are you all doing here?
01:02:55The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:57We were worried
01:02:58So we came here to back you up
01:03:00Listen, officer
01:03:02I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:03:05She's very kind-hearted
01:03:06And would never break the law
01:03:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:03:12Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:18My fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:21She's an angel
01:03:23Descended from heaven
01:03:29You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:32My brother is not a criminal
01:03:34He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:38Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:42And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:49And we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:51So this must be an imposter
01:03:55I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:58But I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:04If you want to arrest me, fine
01:04:07But don't fuck with my fiance
01:04:09You don't get to decide, punk
01:04:10Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can
01:04:36If you can
01:05:27Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:38Legend is written all over you, Lysander
01:05:42Grandma
01:05:44Meet my new fiance
01:05:48Wow, your new fiance
01:05:50He's so manly
01:05:52Much better than your last one
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better
01:05:57It's Butch's loss
01:05:59Trixie has always paid so much better than Marissa
01:06:02She's like a shining star in the sky
01:06:04And Marissa's like a roach in the sewers
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:14Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:20Drown out the poor!
01:06:21See, Trixie?
01:06:22You've got no connections
01:06:23No power
01:06:24You can't compete against me
01:06:26Even if you have one guy on your side who can fight
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:33Because you know we won't hurt them
01:06:36Let them eat, Kate!
01:06:37Hmm
01:06:47You can't shoot all of them
01:06:48Grab what you can, fam
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:16What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:30Get up, get up
01:07:33You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll cheat you for messing with the wig hams
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here
01:07:39We're quartered
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:43Devon, you and your brother are both good men
01:07:46I will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:49They will be punished
01:07:53Now hold still for me
01:07:57Wright rewrites the world
01:08:09Holy fuck
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:12By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:14Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:25No, please
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of pedestal
01:08:30Sure
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:34She's just some average homeless girl in the streets
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:39While I do not care for glory
01:08:41I do believe in justice
01:08:43Marissa and Butch
01:08:45Not only have you betrayed me
01:08:46But now you've hurt the innocent, too
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:54God?
01:08:54Wrong
01:08:57But you're close
01:08:58Oh, bullshit
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your little lives
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good
01:09:28But, uh, I'll die before I believe that's magic
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line
01:09:42And see for yourself?
01:09:44I will
01:09:47Left
01:09:47Leaves the wrong breast
01:09:56I'm fine
01:09:57Nothing happened
01:09:58You'll see soon enough
01:10:00Oh, please
01:10:01I really wanna die
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:06I knew you were just making that shit up
01:10:07Whoops
01:10:08Just crossed it again
01:10:10Whoops
01:10:11And again
01:10:13Nothing's happening
01:10:14I hate you
01:10:14Stop
01:10:16Stop
01:10:20Stop
01:10:21Stop
01:10:21Stop
01:10:21Stop
01:10:21Stop
01:10:21Stop
01:10:21Stop
01:10:21Stop
01:10:21Stop
01:10:24No
01:10:25No
01:10:26Hey
01:10:28What did you do to my brother?
01:10:30I didn't do anything
01:10:31Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the ER
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:39Come on
01:10:41Major
01:10:42Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:44How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:46See, this must be an illusion
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother
01:11:05Oh, please
01:11:06You hurt us first
01:11:08At first
01:11:09I was really hurt by your betrayal
01:11:11But I've come to realize
01:11:13Your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:16Marissa
01:11:17Thanks for taking this low life from me
01:11:21You blame yourself
01:11:22For being worthless
01:11:23You think anyone would wanna marry you
01:11:25When you got nothing to offer?
01:11:29When you wear
01:11:30Odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:35Don't touch my wife
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:48It'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:50That you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:51And I'm the queen of everything
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want
01:11:57You've got nothing on me
01:12:03Yes
01:12:03Tell the president to get here immediately
01:12:10Goddess
01:12:11Madam president
01:12:12I require your assistance
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately
01:12:19Get the VP
01:12:20We're leaving now
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call
01:12:26The first woman president of the United States?
01:12:29God, I knew you were cheap
01:12:30But I didn't know you were crazy, too
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie
01:12:36As Secretary to remind everyone
01:12:38How I have the presidential contract coming
01:12:40Miss Wickham is correct
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:43Only the most important people have
01:12:45Madam President's direct line
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:49There is no way
01:12:50Low-life Trixie
01:12:52Could have called the president
01:12:53By herself
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony
01:12:57Who doesn't get enough male attention
01:12:58So she's come here to play up her importance
01:13:00No
01:13:01My granddaughter would never do that
01:13:04Reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:13:06Only the goddess healer can do that
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:17Oh
01:13:19First
01:13:19First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong
01:13:23And now you, Trixie
01:13:25Are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were
01:13:35You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:37While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:43But you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working
01:13:46You can't just fake the
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:53It's like real magic
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel
01:13:57But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:14:04Won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No
01:14:10Trixie, look
01:14:11I believe you
01:14:12You saved me
01:14:15Whether you're a goddess or not
01:14:16You did that
01:14:18No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me
01:14:21We'll riot against you now
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:27Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:30Tear her apart!
01:14:31The Vice President arrives!
01:14:48Who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:54You're General Lysander Armstrong
01:14:56Wait, what?
01:14:59He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:02No, no
01:15:02We've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:05Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:06This actor Trixie hired
01:15:09Pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me
01:15:12But you already confirmed with Madame President
01:15:14That I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:16Yes, we all thought he was a fraud
01:15:18What I mean is
01:15:21You're the war hero
01:15:22General Lysander Armstrong
01:15:24And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:27The moment you wake up
01:15:29You fall under this vixen spell
01:15:31And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:15:35He is the General
01:15:37Oh, but he's in trouble now
01:15:39Did you hear that?
01:15:41Even the Vice President knows me
01:15:43As an important ally to the nation's leader
01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:49We got the VP and the President
01:15:51On our side
01:15:52You'll always be nothing, Trixie
01:15:55I told you
01:15:57Now punish them, Vice President Langley
01:15:59This is treason!
01:16:00Lysander Armstrong
01:16:01You are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:16:08Hurry!
01:16:09The Goddess Healer needs us
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President
01:16:16My brother is a war hero
01:16:17He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack
01:16:20He was in a coma for two years
01:16:22If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would-
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:24You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family
01:16:28Not just your brother
01:16:30Devin
01:16:31It's okay
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President
01:16:44I never gave a fuck about any damn titles
01:16:49I truly saved a good man
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance
01:17:00And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea
01:17:04My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:17:09Let's try it out on them
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President
01:17:14There's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:18Despicable!
01:17:19What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:24Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:44Wait, that's the President
01:17:49Oh my God
01:17:57Help!
01:17:58Idiots!
01:18:05Oh my God
01:18:07I'm so sorry, Madam President
01:18:10That was
01:18:10They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:16Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam
01:18:19For your military
01:18:19This isn't war crime
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with
01:18:24You're the uncivilized buffoon
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want
01:18:27I have the presidential contract
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:36Reverse the poison
01:18:37And take it out of the present before it's too late
01:18:39That is easy
01:18:40There's no need
01:18:42I'll save everyone
01:18:57It's raining gold
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money
01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter
01:19:09She is?
01:19:10She is a criminal
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:22The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:35This contract?
01:19:37Yeah, yes
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman
01:19:57My contract, you bitch
01:19:59And that's not all
01:20:13This foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:20Or are you too much of the goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa
01:20:25Money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate
01:20:31So prepare yourself
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you
01:20:36What are you going to do?
01:20:38The President is here
01:20:39And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world
01:20:43You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:48Madam President, you've recovered now
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll
01:20:55She's going to give me my billion dollar
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:12You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract
01:21:15You wish, you idiot
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile
01:21:21So ugly on the inside
01:21:23It makes me want to vomit
01:21:24I-I-I don't understand
01:21:25I was just trying to punish these imposters
01:21:27For posing as the Goddess of Healing
01:21:31And do you know
01:21:32The Goddess Healer saved me and my son
01:21:35During childbirth?
01:21:37You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:41The one and only
01:21:43And it's
01:21:47Her
01:22:03Welcome, Goddess
01:22:10Uh, we, uh
01:22:16You really are the Goddess of Healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:26I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:28To help those in need
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me
01:22:34No, so that means
01:22:35The billion dollar contract
01:22:37It was you who gave it to me
01:22:39And she took it away just like that
01:22:43That was her golden ticket
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend
01:22:47But after everything you've done
01:22:49We're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:51No, please, I swear
01:22:52I didn't know you were an ex-wiltsy
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold
01:23:01She's an amazing person
01:23:02And you ruined that
01:23:04The moment that you betrayed her
01:23:06She's going to be my wife
01:23:08Because she is the most beautiful
01:23:09And amazing woman
01:23:10On this planet
01:23:16I love you
01:23:30All her goals
01:23:31All her clothes
01:23:34All that could have been mine
01:23:35This is all you've fallen
01:23:38You seduce me
01:23:39Don't help me
01:23:40You were the one that came on to me
01:23:42You himbo
01:23:44Please, Trixie
01:23:46Give me another chance
01:23:48I want to be rich again
01:23:50I'll be your slave
01:23:51I'll kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize
01:23:55But it's too late now
01:23:57All I see is your greed
01:23:59And how much you'd hurt others
01:24:00Just to benefit yourself
01:24:02You two should be locked up
01:24:03And she shall
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons
01:24:07Of mass destruction
01:24:08Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa
01:24:13I never loved you
01:24:14It's your fault
01:24:16I was only with you for your money
01:24:17I can't
01:24:18You were rich
01:24:20I'll see myself now
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness
01:24:29Just like you
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:33That is why I saved you
01:24:35With these healing hands
01:24:37I will work tirelessly
01:24:39To change the world
01:24:40One good deed at a time
01:24:41Well
01:24:43Let's not let this wedding
01:24:45Go to waste
01:24:47Let's party
01:24:48Wait
01:24:49What if we just got married
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:53Well
01:24:57Do you take each other
01:24:59To be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do
01:25:02I do
01:25:03You may kiss the bride
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