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00:00:27You
00:00:31You
00:01:07You
00:01:25I'm taking all the chickens.
00:01:27Just wait until everyone's at the table.
00:01:28Hey, still going to camp out tonight?
00:01:30You're too old for that stuff.
00:01:31I know. I was just kidding.
00:01:32Besides, I didn't go to a party tonight.
00:01:33We talked about that. The answer was no.
00:01:35I'm literally missing the party of the year for a family dinner.
00:01:38Everyone's going to be there.
00:01:39Not everyone.
00:01:40Shut up, Max!
00:01:41Oh, gosh, please stop shouting at your brother.
00:01:44Taylor's having dinner with us?
00:01:46Something's going down.
00:01:47So your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you,
00:01:50all in the same place, about something important.
00:01:52Mm-hmm.
00:01:55This is important.
00:01:57I just said that.
00:01:58I understand.
00:01:59Yeah, okay.
00:01:59Okay, so your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you
00:02:02because we've decided that we need to make a change.
00:02:07No, I...
00:02:08What are you talking about?
00:02:09They're getting divorced.
00:02:11No, no, no.
00:02:12It's just trial separation.
00:02:14You're going on trial?
00:02:15No, no, no. We're just going to live apart.
00:02:16Yeah, we're not going on trial.
00:02:17No, there is no trial.
00:02:19I don't know.
00:02:20They're getting divorced.
00:02:21That's what that means.
00:02:22We're going to live apart for a last time.
00:02:23For forever. Just say it.
00:02:24Would you please just listen to me?
00:02:27You won't be on trial.
00:02:28Taylor, I don't want to have any trial.
00:02:31Oh, so Taylor can just get up and leave.
00:02:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:02:42no.
00:03:03Oh, my God.
00:03:05Oh, my God.
00:03:09Oh, my God.
00:03:11Oh, my God.
00:03:43All right, so, we're doing it tonight at dinner.
00:03:48Where will you stay?
00:03:49I don't really know.
00:03:51Dan's got an extra room.
00:03:53Oh, his place is disgusting.
00:03:55Yeah.
00:03:57I don't suppose you want to move out.
00:03:59Don't put it on me.
00:04:02Max!
00:04:07Mom!
00:04:08Hey, Max!
00:04:12You're going to talk to Taylor.
00:04:13Yeah, and then you talk to Max.
00:04:15I know, I know.
00:04:16He's doing it.
00:04:16Stop it.
00:04:17He's doing it.
00:04:18Guys, guys, listen.
00:04:19This is important.
00:04:20No excuses.
00:04:21We need everyone at dinner.
00:04:23Seriously?
00:04:24Hmm.
00:04:24Tonight?
00:04:25Will we have favorite chicken?
00:04:25Yeah, sure, sweetie.
00:04:27No, wait, but Jimmy's having a party tonight.
00:04:29It's always the best party of the year.
00:04:31Everyone's counting on me to be there.
00:04:32You're 16.
00:04:33What's everyone counting on you for?
00:04:34God, Dad.
00:04:35Is Jacob going to be there?
00:04:39What?
00:04:40I don't know who cares about him.
00:04:42He'll definitely be there.
00:04:43Don't you have a plate to bang on?
00:04:45Hey, don't hit your brother.
00:04:46Oh, my God.
00:04:47I don't know who cares about him.
00:04:48Stop.
00:04:49You're going to get it.
00:04:50That is enough.
00:04:52Oh, no.
00:04:53God, you're leaving.
00:04:54All right, Mr. Dear.
00:04:55Eric?
00:04:55Oh.
00:04:56What?
00:04:57Well, we gave away everything else my father had in storage.
00:05:00What are we supposed to do with a giant broken clock that nobody wants?
00:05:04This is a rare antique, Jen.
00:05:05It's kind of creepy.
00:05:07Go wait in the car.
00:05:08Don't you feel like we should be clearing stuff away right now with everything that we're going
00:05:12through?
00:05:14Yeah, I'll have him put it in the basement.
00:05:16No.
00:05:16You know how Taylor feels about change.
00:05:18Well, you can tell Taylor about it when you tell him about dinner.
00:05:20That was not part of our deal.
00:05:21And I'll tell Emma.
00:05:22No.
00:05:23Yeah.
00:05:23Emma!
00:05:27Basement's this way.
00:05:28Basement.
00:05:29You guys got it?
00:05:30Let's get down there.
00:05:31I'm so sorry.
00:05:32No, right down.
00:05:33Rotate.
00:05:34Yeah.
00:05:35Just leave it at the bottom of the stairs, honestly.
00:05:38Hey, Mom.
00:05:39Oh.
00:05:40Hey, Taylor.
00:05:42They can bring the clock over here.
00:06:01What is that?
00:06:02The clock can help you now and then, but only you can change events.
00:06:08Huh.
00:06:08Okay.
00:06:10Okay.
00:06:21This is between you and your dad.
00:06:23If you want to pull it apart or throw it from a cliff, you can, but just don't pull that
00:06:27over on yourself.
00:06:28It looks pretty heavy.
00:06:31Twelve-hour repeater.
00:06:35There's something else I need to talk to you about.
00:06:41Do you want me to be at dinner tonight?
00:06:43Yeah.
00:06:44How'd you know that?
00:06:46Now, get the door.
00:06:51Huh.
00:07:14Hi.
00:07:15Hey.
00:07:16Another package for you and Taylor.
00:07:17Huh.
00:07:18Still adding on to his computer, eh?
00:07:19Never ends.
00:07:20Don't we have to go?
00:07:21Oh, yes.
00:07:22You got your bag?
00:07:23It's on my back.
00:07:28Ew.
00:07:28What was...
00:07:29Ew.
00:07:30Gross.
00:07:31It's on your shoe.
00:07:33Disgusting.
00:07:37Oh, God.
00:07:39Oh, God.
00:07:48Why doesn't Emma take me anymore?
00:07:50Why doesn't Emma take me anymore?
00:07:50Oh, honey, she just wants to drive alone right now.
00:07:53She never wants to be with me anymore.
00:07:55Is she sick of me?
00:07:55She's sick of everyone.
00:07:57I kind of feel like Taylor got the best deal of all of us.
00:07:59Taylor?
00:08:00Taylor?
00:08:01I mean, because there's all these issues that were diagnosed by professionals, he gets
00:08:05to sit in the basement all day playing video games.
00:08:07Honey, Taylor has a really hard time.
00:08:09I mean, can you imagine not wanting to be touched, not wanting to go outside?
00:08:13Today, he was actually fixing Grandpa's clock.
00:08:16That old piece of crap?
00:08:17Max!
00:08:21Yeah.
00:08:21That old piece of crap.
00:08:31Let's turn that bar before...
00:08:34We're here together, guys.
00:08:36Let's do this, people!
00:08:37This is our moment.
00:08:38We're gonna take it.
00:08:39No negativity.
00:08:41Let's be positive.
00:08:44What an incredible session in there.
00:08:46Oh, thanks.
00:08:48Oh, sorry about that brutal class.
00:08:49I'm clearly working through some feelings.
00:08:52Are you kidding me?
00:08:53I feel like you took me to a whole new level in there.
00:08:55Really?
00:08:56Yeah, yeah, I'm really excited about tomorrow's private session.
00:08:59Oh, actually, you need to get me a signed release.
00:09:02My studio doesn't want to be sued by some rich lawyer.
00:09:04I would never sue you, Jen, never.
00:09:06I would totally sue anybody you want me to.
00:09:09Oh, I mean, I'm sure that won't be necessary, but thanks.
00:09:11No, no, no, I'm serious, Jen.
00:09:12Just think of me as your legal eagle.
00:09:13Ready to dive in and eviscerate anybody in a moment's time.
00:09:15Wait!
00:09:16Wait!
00:09:18Wait!
00:09:18Wait!
00:09:18What the hell?
00:09:20What did you do to my car?
00:09:21You didn't see him?
00:09:23See what?
00:09:24It's a kid!
00:09:25He had ran into the middle of the street.
00:09:27I barely missed him!
00:09:28Taylor?
00:09:29Do you have a trick?
00:09:30I bet you don't.
00:09:31Oh, don't.
00:09:33I'm gonna get you here, my Taylor.
00:09:35I'm gonna get him.
00:09:36I'm gonna get him.
00:09:36I'm gonna get him.
00:09:37I'm gonna get him.
00:09:38I'm gonna get him.
00:09:41I'm gonna get him.
00:09:42I'm gonna get him.
00:09:43Taylor?
00:09:45Taylor?
00:09:50Taylor?
00:09:56Taylor?
00:09:58Taylor?
00:09:58Did you just...
00:10:00Did you leave the house, honey?
00:10:12Oh, wow.
00:10:13You fixed Grandpa's clock.
00:10:16Wait.
00:10:16Is that the time?
00:10:17Okay.
00:10:18I'm late for an appointment.
00:10:19I've gotta go.
00:10:20If you wanna go out the house, just don't do it alone, okay?
00:10:22I love you!
00:10:24I love you, too.
00:10:31Have you noticed anything unusual about Taylor lately?
00:10:36I saw him this morning.
00:10:38Dropped the package off to him.
00:10:40Really?
00:10:42Yeah.
00:10:43Jennifer, is that so surprising to you?
00:10:45No, no, I didn't mean that.
00:10:46I went to the basement.
00:10:47It's my son, too.
00:10:48No, I get it.
00:10:48So sometimes I...
00:10:50I just felt like I was wondering because when I went down to the...
00:10:55Hello.
00:10:56Let's save some of that for space, shall we?
00:10:58Okay.
00:10:58Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:11:00Oh, what is this?
00:11:02What is this?
00:11:03So, um, so what's happening tonight?
00:11:06Mmm.
00:11:09Oh, yes.
00:11:10Yes.
00:11:10As we talked about last week.
00:11:13So, hashtag splitting up.
00:11:15How are you gonna communicate this to the three of them, that their family dynamic is about
00:11:20to change?
00:11:21Well, we don't know.
00:11:22That's...
00:11:22That's why we're here seeing you.
00:11:24Mm-hmm.
00:11:24Mm-hmm.
00:11:25Is that what you would like to talk about?
00:11:29Yeah.
00:11:30Mm-hmm.
00:11:31That's...
00:11:31That's why we're here.
00:11:33Great.
00:11:34Eric?
00:11:35Yes?
00:11:36Would you like to contribute to this?
00:11:38Sure.
00:11:38I'm just tired of it all.
00:11:42Mm-hmm.
00:11:42The distrust, the disinterest, the dislike.
00:11:48Mm-hmm.
00:11:48If we're gonna be single, maybe it's best just to get this over with.
00:11:52Okay.
00:11:53Better for everyone.
00:11:54I hear you, brother.
00:11:55I hear you.
00:11:56So, here's what we'll do.
00:11:57Okay?
00:11:57Okay.
00:11:58We will approach how you would like this conversation with your children.
00:12:02Whew.
00:12:04Shhh.
00:12:05Unspooling.
00:12:07We don't know how to unspool it.
00:12:09That's why we're here.
00:12:10That's why we're talking to you.
00:12:12Right.
00:12:13I'm sensing a little bit of anger from you, Jen, if I'm gonna be honest with you.
00:12:17And I think that you should get your vitamin D tested.
00:12:21You could schedule a test from Quest.
00:12:23Right at your home.
00:12:23Mm-hmm.
00:12:24No, I'm not angry, actually.
00:12:26Mm-hmm.
00:12:26And there's nothing wrong with my vitamin D.
00:12:28Mm-hmm.
00:12:28Can I just say, you're diminishing my feelings by putting them all down to a physical ailment.
00:12:32I have a teenage daughter who hates me half the time.
00:12:35I've got a son who doesn't, he doesn't want to be touched.
00:12:38I'm splitting up from my husband.
00:12:40Mm-hmm.
00:12:40And you know what the worst part is?
00:12:42We're paying you to water your plants.
00:12:45Technically, Jen, not to correct you, but they are not plants.
00:12:49You know, they are flowering plants.
00:12:51But they're not flowers or plants.
00:12:53It's important we use the right terminology.
00:12:56His obsession with flowers really bugs me.
00:12:59Jennifer, I believe it's a flowering plant obsession.
00:13:02And have you noticed he starts spritzing every time he talks about anger?
00:13:06Yes!
00:13:07My gosh!
00:13:08Who recommended him?
00:13:10Please.
00:13:12And your bag.
00:13:17Hey, I got a little break.
00:13:19I don't suppose you want to, um, I don't know, go back to the house, you know?
00:13:25Take a nap or whatever.
00:13:28Are you serious?
00:13:29We're still married.
00:13:36In some countries you'd have to.
00:13:38Eric!
00:13:57Hey.
00:13:59I thought this was your office.
00:14:00It is.
00:14:01Sometimes.
00:14:02Please, sit down.
00:14:06And here you go.
00:14:08You could have scanned this.
00:14:10Oh, this is a lot more fun, right?
00:14:12Hm.
00:14:12Oh, I have to confirm.
00:14:14There's no nuts in any of this, right?
00:14:16None.
00:14:16All right.
00:14:17Let's do this.
00:14:18This is the best tamponade in town.
00:14:20I can't think of anybody else I'd rather care with than you.
00:14:23You're gonna love it.
00:14:28Jen, this might be a little out of line, but I care for you.
00:14:33While I might not know too much about your personal life, I can see that you're not happy right now.
00:14:39Now, come on, please.
00:14:40Tell me how I can help.
00:14:44Are you okay?
00:14:46No.
00:14:48How can I be okay when you're unhappy?
00:14:50Something's happening.
00:14:52You feel it too?
00:14:54It's true.
00:14:55I've had a connection with you ever since I met you.
00:14:58Oh, no.
00:14:59Something is happening to your face.
00:15:01Your face is all puffy and red.
00:15:04I'll call 911.
00:15:05Nope.
00:15:06EpiPen.
00:15:07EpiPen.
00:15:08My car.
00:15:09EpiPen.
00:15:09Oh, God.
00:15:10Richard, are you okay?
00:15:12Where is it?
00:15:14Okay.
00:15:15Oh, God.
00:15:16In the car.
00:15:17Speak to me.
00:15:18Compartment.
00:15:20Found it.
00:15:21It's okay.
00:15:21Everything's under control.
00:15:23Woo!
00:15:24Okay.
00:15:26Let's do this.
00:15:28Oh, God.
00:15:30What?
00:15:43Why do I feel like we should be smoking cigarettes?
00:15:47Uh-huh.
00:15:53Please.
00:15:54Come for the man whose life you just saved.
00:16:00I-I can't believe they gave you peanuts after everything that you said.
00:16:05It's not peanuts.
00:16:06It's tree nuts.
00:16:08Like almonds.
00:16:11What is it?
00:16:12Sorry.
00:16:15Everything okay?
00:16:16Hey, Emma. How are you?
00:16:18Yeah.
00:16:19Oh, sorry. I just lost track of time.
00:16:22Wait, what?
00:16:23What?
00:16:24He's what?
00:16:26When did you ask him?
00:16:27Till tomorrow.
00:16:31That went good.
00:16:42Taylor?
00:16:43Mom?
00:16:43Mom, Taylor left.
00:16:45I didn't know where you were.
00:16:45Is he back?
00:16:46No, he left the house.
00:16:47He never leaves the house.
00:16:48He's not here.
00:16:49Okay, Taylor.
00:16:50In the basement.
00:16:51Oh, my God.
00:16:53What a relief.
00:16:54Mom, what's your problem?
00:16:55He doesn't like to be touched.
00:16:56I know, honey.
00:16:57Don't ever go out of the house alone.
00:16:59Do you understand?
00:17:00Mom.
00:17:00What were you doing?
00:17:04What is your problem?
00:17:07Taylor, where were you?
00:17:10Were you at the restaurant right now?
00:17:12What restaurant?
00:17:13Psycho much?
00:17:14Chill, Mom. He's fine.
00:17:16At least we're having favorite chicken for dinner tonight.
00:17:32Oh, thank you for saving the day.
00:17:36Just do what I'm told.
00:17:40You know, for months I've been just so confident that we're doing the right thing.
00:17:45And then...
00:17:48Today I'm like...
00:17:50What are we doing?
00:17:53Jan...
00:17:55Come on.
00:17:55We...
00:17:55Listen.
00:17:57We can wait.
00:17:58Okay?
00:17:59We don't have to tell them tonight.
00:18:02Alright?
00:18:03Oh, thank you.
00:18:06Happy to see me?
00:18:08What? Why?
00:18:10You have a bulge in your pocket.
00:18:12Really?
00:18:12Just right there.
00:18:14It bulged it.
00:18:15Oh.
00:18:16Yes.
00:18:16Student had an allergic reaction, so I had to give him an injection.
00:18:21You?
00:18:22Uh-huh.
00:18:23You did this?
00:18:24You hate needles.
00:18:25Right?
00:18:25I had to give him an injection.
00:18:27Oh, my gosh.
00:18:28Was there nobody at the studio to do this?
00:18:30You must have freaked.
00:18:31Oh, we were at a restaurant, I guess.
00:18:34Somebody gave him almonds.
00:18:36Restaurant?
00:18:37Who's the guy?
00:18:39Uh, Richard.
00:18:40Richard.
00:18:41Who?
00:18:41Yeah, he's a young guy that just joined my class.
00:18:45Huh?
00:18:46But, you know, nothing happened.
00:18:47I mean, we held hands and...
00:18:49But that's it.
00:18:50So.
00:18:56Congratulations.
00:18:58Wait, I can't hold hands with somebody when you're moving out?
00:19:02I knew it'd be a student.
00:19:05Hey, so we can't talk to that.
00:19:07You're too old.
00:19:08I'm literally missing the party of the year for a family dinner.
00:19:12Everyone's gonna be there.
00:19:13Not everyone.
00:19:13Shut up, Ma.
00:19:15Guys, everybody stop fighting.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:17Taylor's having dinner with us?
00:19:19So, your dad and I, um...
00:19:22We wanted to talk to the three of you, all in the same place, um...
00:19:26About something really important.
00:19:28Mm-hmm.
00:19:29Yeah, this is important.
00:19:31I already said that.
00:19:31Yeah.
00:19:32I know you did.
00:19:32Okay, so, anyway, you're...
00:19:34Taylor, um...
00:19:35Taylor, I haven't even...
00:19:36Hey, we're not done talking here.
00:19:38Taylor, sweetie!
00:19:41Taylor?
00:19:45Riley?
00:20:02Hmm?
00:20:02Hello.
00:20:47Max!
00:20:51Help!
00:20:53Mom, he's doing it again!
00:21:00Max, stop.
00:21:01What are you talking about tonight?
00:21:02Stop.
00:21:03Mom, he's doing it again. Make him stop.
00:21:06Hey, listen up. This is important. We need everyone at dinner.
00:21:10Seriously?
00:21:12Tonight?
00:21:14Okay. All right, honey.
00:21:16I'm gonna dispense with all the formalities
00:21:18and just bribe you.
00:21:20What will it take to get you at dinner, huh?
00:21:22Why are you doing this to me?
00:21:25Uh, it's not...
00:21:26It's just tonight, honey, okay?
00:21:28Tomorrow night, you can go out with Jacob.
00:21:29Until 10.30 at night.
00:21:3211.
00:21:3411.30?
00:21:35I told you! I don't even want to go out with him!
00:21:37It doesn't have to be Jacob.
00:21:38It could be any of the Old Testament prophets.
00:21:41I'll pay for non-alcoholic beverages
00:21:43and G-rated movies
00:21:44and abstinence pamphlets.
00:21:51Whatever.
00:21:51I mean it.
00:21:53Not just for this, for everything.
00:21:54I...
00:21:56We never have to worry about you.
00:21:59You've never been able to worry about me.
00:22:02There's a difference.
00:22:03Not just for the parents.
00:22:04Just for the parents.
00:22:33something, Jacob. I can't go to Jamie's party anymore. My parents need me at dinner.
00:22:41Hannah, I bought these. An entire box. Very optimistic. Let's just do it in my place.
00:22:48Right now. You have a death metal bedspread and little planes hanging above your bed.
00:22:53Okay, they're Jedi starfighters. Oh my god. This is why you're still a virgin.
00:23:01I guess I lucked out then.
00:23:16Speak if you can. Hereafter. Stay. Good sir. Why do you start? And things that you sound so fair.
00:23:23Oh, hell my bad. Hell. What's this about you not going to Jamie's party?
00:23:27Oh, my parents. They want me to have some dinner.
00:23:30Hey, uh, good stuff. Which is...
00:23:38And on stage, he's so good at killing people.
00:23:42Hey. Eva, can I talk to you for a second?
00:23:47Sure.
00:23:56Oh, whatever. After all, he already bought an entire box.
00:24:18Hey.
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:24Yeah.
00:24:24Yeah. You know, life's but a walking shadow.
00:24:30You're doing really well, by the way.
00:24:32Yeah, the scene.
00:24:35Thanks.
00:24:37So are you.
00:24:38And I'm not just saying that because my character would.
00:24:42All hail.
00:24:45You know, they're, um, they're showing Denzel's version at the university.
00:24:49Um, I thought it'd be fun to see, you know, his interpretation of the Scottish play.
00:24:56I thought that maybe we could, we could do that or something else or just, you know, that.
00:25:01Are you asking me to the movie?
00:25:04No.
00:25:06Maybe.
00:25:07Yes. Yeah.
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:10Okay.
00:25:14Oh, great.
00:25:16Uh, okay.
00:25:17Um, well, so yeah, it's, it's the night.
00:25:19So, I can't.
00:25:22God, why is everything happening tonight?
00:25:25Emma.
00:25:25Emma, your, your mother called the office.
00:25:28There's been some kind of family emergency.
00:25:30Oh, my God.
00:25:35Cool.
00:25:36Cool, cool.
00:25:37Cool, cool, cool, cool.
00:25:53Mom?
00:25:56Mom!
00:25:57Dad!
00:26:01Taylor, is mom here?
00:26:09You promised mom you wouldn't use her voice anymore.
00:26:12Hello, Emma.
00:26:13I'm speaking to you as a British pop star, so you'll pay closer attention.
00:26:16I can't believe this.
00:26:17I thought there was an emergency.
00:26:18There is an emergency.
00:26:20At dinner, mom and dad will separate.
00:26:23I need your help to keep them together.
00:26:30That's what this dinner's about.
00:26:34I mean, I knew they were having problems, but mom said they were working them out.
00:26:38Mom, how do you know this?
00:26:43The clock can turn back time.
00:26:45Up to 12 hours.
00:26:47What?
00:26:48Come on.
00:26:49I found out when I fixed it the first day it came.
00:26:54That's today.
00:26:55It came this morning.
00:26:56This is the 23rd version of today, which is how I know that mom and dad are splitting up
00:27:01at the end of it, and how I know the next words you're going to say.
00:27:05This is stupid.
00:27:07Yeah, of course you knew that.
00:27:09This is stupid.
00:27:10Um, how about this?
00:27:12Blueberry buttercup fatty pickles.
00:27:41I think I know how to stop mom.
00:27:43But I need your help with dad.
00:27:45They're making a big mistake.
00:27:48How do you know it's a mistake?
00:27:51I mean, better now than later.
00:27:53Spoiler alert, love sucks.
00:27:56It never lasts.
00:27:59Jacob's an idiot.
00:28:01Mom and dad are different.
00:28:22Oh, God.
00:28:24You're done barfing, right?
00:28:25Because I just cleaned my car.
00:28:28Yeah?
00:28:28Oh.
00:28:33We're off to a flying start.
00:28:42Pull over.
00:28:43Here.
00:28:46Here.
00:28:54Sorry we haven't spent much time together lately.
00:29:00We don't really talk much anymore, do we?
00:29:04I know we're not supposed to talk about the not talking, but you can talk, right?
00:29:11You just don't want to?
00:29:16Look, I don't blame you.
00:29:19Most of what people say is really stupid.
00:29:22I just wonder if...
00:29:26Taylor, where are you going?
00:29:29Taylor!
00:29:30What are you doing?
00:29:38What the hell?
00:29:39What did you do to my car?
00:29:41You didn't see him?
00:29:42Say what?
00:29:43The kid!
00:29:43Jimmy, what the hell just happened?
00:29:44The car was hitting you.
00:29:45You almost got killed.
00:29:49Oh, my God.
00:29:50If Mom and Dad knew what you were doing right now, you'd be so grounded.
00:29:53I love being grounded.
00:29:56But that was the easy part.
00:29:58Now is where I need your help.
00:30:07Look at him.
00:30:09No wonder they're in trouble.
00:30:11Mom's beautiful and he's a mess.
00:30:14It's like he's not even trying anymore.
00:30:16And he's smoking again?
00:30:18He's such a loser.
00:30:19How is that our dad?
00:30:21It's all we have to work with.
00:30:23Yeah, I know.
00:30:26I have an idea, but we need money.
00:30:30Taylor!
00:30:32Is that real?
00:30:34How did you get it?
00:30:36The stock market.
00:30:38Is that totally ethical?
00:30:43It's for a good cause, right?
00:30:44Okay, so you're going to say to him, it's a promotion.
00:30:47And we're giving free haircuts to everyone in the office and it's your turn.
00:30:49I don't like lying.
00:30:59I don't like lying.
00:31:01This is absolutely necessary.
00:31:03This is absolutely necessary.
00:31:05Let's go.
00:31:40Let's go.
00:32:03Let's go.
00:32:05Let's go.
00:32:08Do you notice this haircut at least?
00:32:15Oh my god.
00:32:16Oh my god, they're going somewhere together.
00:32:18This is great.
00:32:18I've never gotten them this far.
00:32:33This is huge.
00:32:34They went home together.
00:32:35We actually did it.
00:32:37We'll see you at dinner.
00:32:57I know I acted like I didn't care when you first told me.
00:33:05I guess...
00:33:09I guess it's just easier to act like you literally don't care, right?
00:33:14Because you don't have any control of these things that are happening to you.
00:33:21The truth is I can't imagine mom and dad apart.
00:33:34Oh crap, mom's leaving by herself.
00:33:44Mom?
00:33:45Mom what?
00:33:53What were you doing in the kitchen?
00:33:55This is a weird guy with mom.
00:34:00I'm not breaking into anyone's car.
00:34:02I'm not doing it.
00:34:04I'm not strong enough.
00:34:06Please.
00:34:08I'll explain later.
00:34:10Get back.
00:34:11Get back.
00:34:20That's an EpiPen.
00:34:21It can save someone's life.
00:34:22God, you're not even breathing.
00:34:24Where's the EpiPen?
00:34:28Oh god, not my window.
00:34:30Right there.
00:34:31Oh god, I found it.
00:34:34Okay.
00:34:35Woo!
00:34:35Okay.
00:34:37I put you there, I put you there.
00:34:39Let's do it.
00:34:44Let's do it.
00:34:44What?
00:34:45Killing mom's no weird guy friend isn't gonna solve anything.
00:34:49She needs a shock, but not that kind of shock.
00:34:53Oh my god.
00:34:54She needs a vision.
00:34:57Don't forget to stop at the Mini Martin and buy favorite chicken for dinner tonight.
00:35:00Yeah, I know.
00:35:01I'm on my way.
00:35:02Until tomorrow.
00:35:03Who's that?
00:35:04Uh, just some crazy man yelling at me from the street.
00:35:07Bye.
00:35:09Showtime.
00:35:10Hey Siri, call Dylan.
00:35:19Go Dylan, go.
00:35:22Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace day to day to the last syllable
00:35:30of recorded time.
00:35:31Out!
00:35:32Out!
00:35:32Brief candle!
00:35:33It is a tale told by an idiot filled with sound and fury signifying nothing.
00:35:38My spouse has died, but yours still lives.
00:35:44A chance to change your fate and fate to you alone gives.
00:35:48See the light and change your way.
00:35:50Change your way, and change today.
00:36:00It was really okay?
00:36:01Oh my god.
00:36:01It was so much better than okay.
00:36:03You totally blew her mind.
00:36:04Okay.
00:36:05And what was that part at the end that wasn't in the play?
00:36:08I wrote it.
00:36:09Took it the occasion.
00:36:11Wow, you're really good.
00:36:15Um, thank you again so much for doing this.
00:36:20I...
00:36:20Um...
00:36:21Uh...
00:36:27I'll see you tomorrow.
00:36:28Tomorrow.
00:36:30Tomorrow.
00:36:31Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and...
00:36:34Hey McBeth!
00:36:34Move it!
00:36:42Hey mom!
00:36:43Oh hey kid!
00:36:44How's your day?
00:36:45Huh, weird.
00:36:48Oh yeah.
00:36:49I guess so.
00:36:51No, I'm sorry.
00:36:52I forgot about that.
00:36:53I just, uh, saw it lying by the side of the street.
00:36:55I thought that could stab somebody.
00:36:57It would leave it there.
00:36:58Hmm.
00:36:59Maybe a crazy man?
00:37:00Hey!
00:37:01Can I have a buddy?
00:37:03Oh!
00:37:03Oh, hey hon!
00:37:04Can we talk?
00:37:05Yeah.
00:37:10Looks good, right?
00:37:11Your father and I wanted to talk to the three of you all in the same place
00:37:15about something important.
00:37:17But...
00:37:18We're not gonna do that tonight.
00:37:20Instead, we're just gonna have a nice family dinner, alright?
00:37:22Right.
00:37:23Dig in.
00:37:24I'm gonna have this.
00:37:27Very much.
00:37:27Are you kidding me?
00:37:29Dylan Barlow.
00:37:33I knew it.
00:37:34I knew his face.
00:37:35I couldn't remember his name.
00:37:36He's your friend, right?
00:37:38No.
00:37:39Yes.
00:37:40How do you know Dylan?
00:37:42Well, his mom takes my Wednesday morning class and he just followed me around a supermarket
00:37:48doing Shakespeare quotes.
00:37:50Huh?
00:37:51That's really weird.
00:37:53Why would he do that?
00:37:54Yeah, that's what I'm gonna find out, actually.
00:37:56What are you doing?
00:37:57I'm just gonna text his mom.
00:37:58No, stop.
00:38:00It was my idea.
00:38:04I thought that it would change your plans and it did, right?
00:38:09My plans?
00:38:12With dad.
00:38:15To get divorced.
00:38:16What?
00:38:17No, that's not what's happening.
00:38:18Wait, no.
00:38:18Have you been spying on us?
00:38:19Yeah, but...
00:38:20There is no but.
00:38:21We do not snoop in this house.
00:38:23We just don't.
00:38:24We face each other from a place of honesty.
00:38:26Oh, yeah?
00:38:27Is that what you told the weird guy you met for drinks before you went to his car and
00:38:30pulled down his pants?
00:38:31Emma!
00:38:32Emma!
00:38:33What are you...
00:38:33What is she talking about?
00:38:35Oh, a new private.
00:38:37We met at a restaurant.
00:38:38He had allergic reaction.
00:38:39It was nothing, but I had to give him an injection.
00:38:41You hate needles?
00:38:42Mmm.
00:38:46Congratulations.
00:38:47Mom and I are separating everybody.
00:38:50I knew he'd be a student.
00:38:52Sweetie!
00:38:52No.
00:38:54No.
00:38:54Emma!
00:38:55Emma!
00:38:56Stay here.
00:38:57Emma!
00:38:58Wait, sweetie.
00:38:59Guys...
00:39:04Piece of shit!
00:39:06Listen, we didn't mean to spring it on you like that.
00:39:08We're gonna go...
00:39:34Well, at least I won't have to get used to sleeping alone.
00:39:37I wouldn't go there if I were you.
00:39:45We're doing it tonight.
00:39:47Where will you stay?
00:39:50I don't really know.
00:39:52Dan has an extra room.
00:39:55Dan?
00:39:55This place is disgusting.
00:39:57I don't suppose you want to move out?
00:39:59Don't put it on me.
00:40:04Max!
00:40:13Max!
00:40:14Max!
00:40:15Max!
00:40:17What do you want?
00:40:18I'm rocking out.
00:40:18Go rock out in your own room.
00:40:20With your own headphones.
00:40:22Nobody wants to hear this.
00:40:23That's not true.
00:40:24And leave your sister alone.
00:40:26Why are you...
00:40:27Why are you always annoying her?
00:40:28See this space?
00:40:29Stay away.
00:40:30So you're gonna tell Taylor about dinner.
00:40:33Then you're gonna talk to Max and Amber.
00:40:35Yes, yes.
00:40:35Guys, Mom and I need everyone at...
00:40:38Dinner.
00:40:40It looks a lot worse than when we put it in storage.
00:40:43What does it matter?
00:40:45It doesn't work.
00:40:45It's kinda creepy.
00:40:46Well, it's got these scuff marks all over.
00:40:48It's got a scratch up here.
00:40:50Looks like the minute hand's missing.
00:40:52You guys didn't drop it, did ya?
00:40:54Not yet.
00:40:55Take it out of the basement.
00:40:56Taylor and I think we can fix it.
00:41:14Taylor?
00:41:15Are you...
00:41:16Are you...
00:41:29Huh.
00:41:31Wow.
00:41:33That's incredible.
00:41:35Don't touch it.
00:41:37It's very fragile.
00:41:38Oh, right. Of course. Uh, amazing. Uh, there's a package here for President Obama himself.
00:41:52Well, well, that is amazing.
00:41:55Why are you moving out tonight?
00:41:59Taylor, were you listening in on our conversation? Because you know, we've talked to you about listening before.
00:42:06And... Well, that is amazing.
00:42:10Promise me you'll never leave us.
00:42:21Oh, God. I love you and your sister, your brother so much. I never want to...
00:42:30Well, that is amazing.
00:42:32Are things okay between you and Mom?
00:42:34Yeah.
00:42:36Yeah, it's fine. No matter what happens.
00:42:42I love you. And your brother and sister very much.
00:42:47Fist bone?
00:42:51All right. I'll see you a little later, all right?
00:42:55Oh!
00:42:58Forgot my coat!
00:43:07Hey, Eric.
00:43:09Charlie.
00:43:11You have a plastic bag?
00:43:13No.
00:43:14Yeah, okay. Never mind.
00:43:26Hey, Devin. What's up?
00:43:28I'm sorry, Mr. D, but I got some not-so-great news about your apartment.
00:43:32Apparently, Harry Styles called and wanted your apartment for his L.A.P. at the tier, offered a bunch of
00:43:36cash, and they gave it to him. Not cool.
00:43:38What? What are you talking about?
00:43:40And I get it. I mean, I'm totally a styler, but also not cool.
00:43:43No, no, no. Devin?
00:43:44But the good news is, I checked out another place that we've managed that you will love. I could show
00:43:48it to you this afternoon.
00:43:50Great.
00:43:50Okay. Well, then, let's go.
00:43:55I'm going to have misgivics. It's part of the process. Here.
00:43:57Oh, thanks, Bill.
00:43:59How's Devin? Is he helping?
00:44:01Oh, yeah. He's a real go-getter.
00:44:05Yeah. I don't know what I would have done without him in my divorces.
00:44:07Got to have a bachelor pad.
00:44:09Wait till you start putting it to good use, right?
00:44:13How's Justin handling it?
00:44:15Who?
00:44:17Justin. Your son.
00:44:18Oh, yeah, yeah. No, he's great. I think our relationship's probably, it's as good as it's ever going to be,
00:44:25you know?
00:44:25Uh-huh.
00:44:27I'm going to go get a latte.
00:44:28Yeah. Grab me one, too.
00:44:32Hey, Dad.
00:44:33Oh, God. Oh, this is for a friend. Terrible habit. I should, he should quit?
00:44:39Yeah.
00:44:39Weren't you at school?
00:44:40They canceled it.
00:44:42You expect me to believe that?
00:44:43I believe you were holding that cigarette for a friend.
00:44:45Fair enough. What can I do for you?
00:44:47Well, I have these gift cards from your last birthday that you haven't used.
00:44:51These?
00:44:51Yeah.
00:44:52Brand new.
00:44:53Unlike your smoking habit.
00:44:55Which I'm willing to keep a secret.
00:44:58If what?
00:44:58If you let me give you a makeover.
00:45:02What? Me? No. What are you talking about?
00:45:05Dad.
00:45:05Honey, I really do appreciate the thought and the general weirdness of your sudden appearance here, but...
00:45:12Trust me.
00:45:14You need one.
00:45:17Desperately.
00:45:20Are you sure, honey?
00:45:21Yes, I'm sure.
00:45:22You look amazing, Dad.
00:45:23I don't feel like myself, honestly.
00:45:24Please, you just have to be confident.
00:45:26But when you see, Mom, please tell her this was your idea.
00:45:28Okay.
00:45:28Okay? I had nothing to do with it.
00:45:30You did it for her.
00:45:31No, no, no, no, honey.
00:45:32This isn't a good idea for me to be lying to your mother right now.
00:45:35No, you'll be fine. It's fine.
00:45:39Oh, what happened to you?
00:45:42You like it?
00:45:43I decided to change my look.
00:45:46In time for being single?
00:45:48No, I did it all for you.
00:45:50I don't believe that.
00:45:52Emma told me to say that.
00:45:54She showed up at my work and she gave me a makeover.
00:45:58Emma?
00:45:58Yeah.
00:45:59Wasn't she at school?
00:46:00She said it was canceled.
00:46:05That's weird.
00:46:06Yeah.
00:46:07Tip of the iceberg.
00:46:09Weirdest day I've ever experienced.
00:46:11Well, maybe it's just because you know what's happening tonight.
00:46:14Hey!
00:46:15Hello.
00:46:17What is the deal with the deals?
00:46:19I don't know. Let's find out.
00:46:21Let's find out together.
00:46:22Come on in.
00:46:24How are you?
00:46:25Good. How are you?
00:46:26Great.
00:46:28Great.
00:46:32So, um...
00:46:34Sorry, family emergency.
00:46:35So, this is happening tonight.
00:46:37Mmm.
00:46:38Mm-hmm.
00:46:39I hear that.
00:46:39But what if?
00:46:41What if it doesn't?
00:46:43What do we have to do together to keep you two from uncoupling?
00:46:47I thought we were telling the kids tonight at dinner and that's what we've spoken about.
00:46:50Feel us a little soon.
00:46:51Best not to rush into things.
00:46:53I'm sorry.
00:46:53Did something change?
00:46:55Because last week you were...
00:46:56Last week was so last week.
00:46:56Am I right?
00:46:57Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:46:58I say so many things, you know?
00:46:59Words just come out of my mouth.
00:47:01Just trying things.
00:47:02But this week, I'm getting this vibe.
00:47:04Right?
00:47:05That you two are just great people.
00:47:07Great people.
00:47:08Who can either, hey, stay together.
00:47:11Or make the same mistakes with less great people.
00:47:14I don't know.
00:47:14Just spitballing air.
00:47:15Why don't we just stay together, you guys?
00:47:18Are you serious?
00:47:19I'm detecting a little bit of anger in that voice.
00:47:21Well, you've just turned around after months of discussion and changed your mind.
00:47:27I don't even know what I'm doing.
00:47:28There's nothing there.
00:47:29There's nothing there.
00:47:32There's nothing there.
00:47:34I know what I'm doing.
00:47:36I'm keeping you two from burning it all down.
00:47:38What are you doing?
00:47:39Putting out the fire.
00:47:40Cooling you off.
00:47:41Cool off.
00:47:43How about a candy, you guys?
00:47:44Huh?
00:47:44Let's sweeten the deal for the deals.
00:47:47Oh!
00:47:48You just have a great last name.
00:47:50I don't like my last name, but we can't pick our Danish stepfathers.
00:47:53Nothing was ever good enough for him.
00:47:56I'm okay.
00:47:58What about when he spritzed us with the water?
00:48:02What is wrong with this guy?
00:48:03It's so unprofessional.
00:48:05Who recommended him?
00:48:06Bill.
00:48:07Bill from your work.
00:48:09You're right.
00:48:10It was.
00:48:11A hundred percent.
00:48:12And by the way, you have lost like ten years.
00:48:15This haircut is so cute.
00:48:17Oh.
00:48:18Does that mean we're touching each other again?
00:48:21If so, maybe we go back to the house, take a nap.
00:48:26Are you serious?
00:48:28Well, we're still married.
00:48:31Some countries you'd have to.
00:48:34Eric!
00:48:36Eric!
00:48:37Eric!
00:48:54Turns out all we needed to do to have a good nap was split up.
00:48:58No wonder half the country's divorced.
00:49:02Why did we stop trying?
00:49:05I don't know.
00:49:07It's just easier, right?
00:49:10Just give in to it.
00:49:13Entropy.
00:49:18You ever think there's a way back?
00:49:21What?
00:49:24You ever think...
00:49:33What did you say?
00:49:35Nothing.
00:49:38Nothing.
00:49:42Are you all right?
00:49:45Yeah.
00:49:46Fine.
00:49:53I gotta make a work call.
00:49:55I got a new private.
00:49:56Hmm.
00:49:56Lucky guy.
00:49:58How do you know it's a guy?
00:49:59Lucky guess.
00:50:01I'll leave you in private.
00:50:03So you make your call.
00:50:05Private.
00:50:07Ooh.
00:50:08Now, as you can see, everything is up to the minute, cutting-edge, state-of-the-art.
00:50:12Everything that the modern, hot, single man, especially with this look, could ask for.
00:50:16Okay, okay.
00:50:17And I want to be clear about this.
00:50:18This place is available immediately.
00:50:20Oh, yeah!
00:50:21It's all yours.
00:50:22No worries.
00:50:23And wait till the new hookup see this place.
00:50:24I'm talking muy enthusiastic consent, hombre.
00:50:28Okay.
00:50:28And most of the residents are single, so you don't have to deal with any annoying kids.
00:50:33Oh, right, right this way.
00:50:36All right.
00:50:37Here we go.
00:50:40And you are going to love this place.
00:50:43Okay?
00:50:46Oh, it gets a little malfunction-y.
00:50:49Okay, hold on.
00:50:49Let's do a look.
00:50:51Here we go.
00:50:53Welcome to your new bachelor...
00:50:56Oh, my Lord.
00:51:01It was perfect this morning.
00:51:03You know, I'm sorry, this is the deal.
00:51:05We'll get this fixed up and have it be this morning.
00:51:13What am I doing?
00:51:19Hmm, I guess so.
00:51:21Oh, God, I forgot about that yet.
00:51:24Who would put it there?
00:51:25Hmm, maybe a crazy man?
00:51:27What?
00:51:29Were you two, uh...
00:51:31What?
00:51:32Never mind.
00:51:34Um, honey...
00:51:36Can we talk?
00:51:38Who came up with the idea of a deadline?
00:51:40Maybe we, you know, could do it next week or a couple of weeks or the first of the month.
00:51:46But you've talked about being in limbo.
00:51:48Don't you want to move on with your life as a single guy?
00:51:51Dan, you know that's not what I want.
00:51:54And if there's any chance that we can work this out, isn't it worth waiting a moment?
00:51:59Do you really believe that?
00:52:06I know I haven't been fully present for a while.
00:52:13But you know, ever since Taylor was born, I'm like a ghost in this house.
00:52:18I certainly fell off your radar.
00:52:24I just...
00:52:26I have three kids.
00:52:27We have three kids, Jim.
00:52:29So where have you been?
00:52:32You're just so much better at it than me.
00:52:36Especially with Taylor.
00:52:38I could never reach him.
00:52:39At all.
00:52:40And I could never reach you.
00:52:43I just, I don't know, just checked out.
00:52:45Like I've had one foot out the door for months.
00:52:49But today, something changed.
00:52:51Really.
00:52:54God, I don't want to live my life without my family, without my kids.
00:53:02Without you.
00:53:03How do I know you won't have one foot out of the door again tomorrow?
00:53:10I'm right here.
00:53:12Fully committed.
00:53:16And you'll let Emma keep dressing you?
00:53:22Yes, I will.
00:53:28Oh, Emma.
00:53:29You can go to your party.
00:53:30Really?
00:53:31Yay!
00:53:35Oh.
00:53:36That's a lot of excitement for a party.
00:53:39Oh, I'm not going.
00:53:40I'm just happy, you know, to have the option.
00:53:47Okay.
00:53:52Okay.
00:54:00Oh, I'm not going to go to your party.
00:54:01Oh, I'm not going to go to your party.
00:54:12Oh, I'm not going to go to your party.
00:54:12Oh, I'm not going to go to your party.
00:54:12Oh, I'm not going to go to your party.
00:54:13Oh, I'm not going to go to your party.
00:54:13Oh, I'm not going to go to your party.
00:54:13Oh, I'm not going to go to your party.
00:54:15Oh, I'm not going to go to your party.
00:54:15Oh, I'm not going to go to your party.
00:54:16Oh, I'm not going to go to your party.
00:54:28done what are you doing uh you know my uh grandfather always said the clock can help
00:54:34you now and then it was always broken i can never figure out the gears or the movements but look
00:54:41at
00:54:41that galileo said that a pendulum will stay in motion unless a force acts to make it stop
00:54:47otherwise it'll just go forward and backward and forward and backward great-grandfather'd be very
00:54:54proud of you two text from your realer your new bachelor pad is clean and ready no wait i didn't
00:55:00want to do this front of the kids but so much for being fully committed no no no this is
00:55:04a
00:55:04miscommunication this was supposed to be a trial separation you were gonna stay at dance you said
00:55:09dance was gross i was trying to find a place that was comfortable for the kids yeah and for your
00:55:12new
00:55:12girlfriend there's no new girlfriend just a lonely bachelor pad there's no bachelor pad
00:55:17you better hope there is because you need somewhere to stay tonight and you know what
00:55:22it's lucky for you you have a pet suitcase under your bed no and i saw it jan
00:55:36should i do the honors
00:55:45does he look tired to you
00:55:57do you
00:56:00do
00:56:26Oh, my God.
00:56:32Oh, my God.
00:57:01He steals your phone. That's great.
00:57:04But we can't be in three places at once.
00:57:06Oh, God.
00:57:08Hey, guys. What are you talking about?
00:57:09Nothing to do with you.
00:57:11Why are you guys always leading me out of stuff?
00:57:15Ow.
00:57:34So I'm not in my room or eating breakfast. He comes down here.
00:57:37I don't want him involved with this.
00:57:39Involved in what?
00:57:40Have a nice trip.
00:57:41You better...
00:57:42Ow.
00:57:44How'd you know that was gonna happen?
00:57:47Taylor discovered that Grandpa's clock can turn back time.
00:57:52Seriously?
00:57:53That's so cool.
00:57:54Wait, no, no, no. Stop.
00:57:59Whoa.
00:58:00It really works.
00:58:02You can't tell anyone about this.
00:58:03Please, just...
00:58:04I don't know.
00:58:05Go to school like it's a normal day.
00:58:06But I want to help you guys with whatever you're doing.
00:58:09Think of us working together.
00:58:10He's having back the clock.
00:58:12He's stuck with us now.
00:58:13Fine.
00:58:15Max, we can't afford any screw-ups.
00:58:17This is a very delicate situation.
00:58:21Mom and Dad are going to break up at dinner if we don't do everything exactly right.
00:58:26Wait, what?
00:58:30Pay attention, Max.
00:58:32The clock is aging.
00:58:33It can't take much more.
00:58:36This day may be our last chance.
00:58:38Let me help.
00:58:39They're my mom and dad, too.
00:58:48So obvious.
00:58:49Dad packed us and not mom.
00:58:51Ten pairs of underwear and two shirts?
00:58:53So both Max and Emma are sick today?
00:58:56That's right.
00:58:57Thanks for your help.
00:58:58That sounds so real.
00:58:59It's even better than the Obama filter.
00:59:01Hey, guys.
00:59:01What are you doing down here?
00:59:03I'm going to drive Max to school today.
00:59:04So, you're off the hook.
00:59:06To school, but we just...
00:59:07And Taylor, honey, did you know that, um, we're having dinner tonight?
00:59:11We already told him.
00:59:12We're all really looking forward to it.
00:59:14It'll be so nice having dinner together for a change.
00:59:19Yeah, it's been a while.
00:59:21Oh, shoot.
00:59:22Watch out.
00:59:22What?
00:59:34Are you sure you can afford this?
00:59:36We made $8,000 day trading this morning.
00:59:38Is that like drug dealing?
00:59:40No.
00:59:41We knew which socks were going up in the first hour, so I put all my babysitting money into them.
00:59:45Forget mom and dad.
00:59:45Let's go to Vegas.
00:59:46We can get one of those high-ruler suites and have a sibling camp out.
01:00:18Hey, mom.
01:00:19Cool.
01:00:20Yeah.
01:00:20Well, Rose on a mission.
01:00:22Catch you later.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:24Tell me about your first date with dad.
01:00:26How did you get here?
01:00:27I gotta get back to school.
01:00:28Go.
01:00:28First date.
01:00:29Okay, so your dad had tickets to a symphony, and it was classical music, which I'm not into,
01:00:34but I thought he was cute, so I said yes.
01:00:37We went there, and there was this concert hall, and next to it was a food truck selling beignets.
01:00:42What?
01:00:42Oh, a beignet?
01:00:43It's like a donut, but they don't have a hole in it?
01:00:46Oh, anyway.
01:00:47So, anyway, your dad was like, oh, they smell so good.
01:00:49We have to try one.
01:00:51We were running late, but I was like, ah, okay, and oh, God, I'll never forget.
01:00:55That first bite, it was so delicious, and then it started snowing.
01:01:03It was so crazy because, like, it never snows in town, and it was just so new.
01:01:11It was so exciting, and it was just, like, the city, your dad, life, it was just, it was
01:01:22packed into this one magical moment.
01:01:26Are you okay?
01:01:27Um, yeah, yeah, sweetie.
01:01:29I just hope that someday you can experience that with someone, because it really was special.
01:01:37Is it still in a circle?
01:01:39What, sweetie?
01:01:40Even without the hole?
01:01:42A beignet?
01:01:43No, honey, it's shaped like a square.
01:01:46Wait, what's this project for?
01:01:47I have to go.
01:01:49Wait, Max, how are you getting back to school?
01:01:56Symphony, snow, and a beignet truck.
01:01:58A what truck?
01:01:59Like a donut, but square and hole-less.
01:02:01I have friends in a school orchestra, but where do we get a beignet truck?
01:02:04I have an idea about snow.
01:02:13Does he even care about the fish?
01:02:15Oh, I was just taking it out.
01:02:16Max!
01:02:20Oh, Nemo?
01:02:23Oh, no!
01:02:25I had nothing to do with this.
01:02:26You did this for her.
01:02:27No, no, no, no.
01:02:28Honey, this isn't a good idea for me to be lying to your mother right now.
01:02:31It's fine.
01:02:32You're fine.
01:02:38Harry Styles called.
01:02:39He wanted your apartment for his L.A. Pittetier.
01:02:42The good news is, I checked out another place that we managed that you will love.
01:02:46You can see it right now.
01:02:56The good news is, I checked out another place.
01:02:57Leave me!
01:02:57Awww!
01:03:25We gotta go.
01:03:27Dad's gonna be here soon.
01:03:27Really? Not now. This is so fun.
01:03:38This is so much fun. I don't want this day to end.
01:03:41Don't say that.
01:03:42Okay.
01:04:18What the hell? What'd you do to my car?
01:04:22Bumblebee stole my phone.
01:04:23The whole place is trash.
01:04:25In position. Make the call.
01:04:27Good job, Max. We'll finish everything at home.
01:04:29You know what to do now.
01:04:31Devin, call for you on my line.
01:04:34It's Barack Obama.
01:04:36What?
01:04:43Hello?
01:04:44Is this Devin?
01:04:44Yeah, uh, Mr. President.
01:04:46Devin, I've been trying to reach you all day.
01:04:48I need a bachelor man.
01:04:49Well, what about Michelle?
01:04:51Okay, well, are the girls coming?
01:04:52Yeah, Malia.
01:04:53I need a mission to stop.
01:04:55Axe me in the base.
01:04:57Mission accomplished.
01:04:58Let's do this!
01:05:04According to finderphone, you stole...
01:05:08You're Jen's kid.
01:05:09It's not my and Taylor's fault.
01:05:10Let's go, Bumblebee.
01:05:15Oh, my God.
01:05:18This is amazing.
01:05:26Did you?
01:05:27I did not.
01:05:28I...
01:05:29I swear.
01:05:31Wow.
01:05:33It was pretty fantastic.
01:05:35That date.
01:05:37That whole night.
01:05:39Yeah, it was.
01:05:41It was.
01:05:43This is unusual.
01:05:46Smells good.
01:05:47Sure does.
01:05:49Should we get a beignet?
01:05:51I think we should.
01:05:53We're gonna have two beignets.
01:05:55Come on, right up.
01:06:04All right, here you guys go.
01:06:05Where's Max?
01:06:10They're just as good as they were back then.
01:06:12When I've done, I was too terrified to even eat.
01:06:14I was afraid you were gonna slap me when I asked you to kiss me.
01:06:17I would have kissed you at any time during that date.
01:06:19I probably would have kissed you hello.
01:06:22Now you tell me.
01:06:29So you didn't do this?
01:06:31I didn't do this.
01:06:34It was Max.
01:06:36Our Max?
01:06:37He grilled me about our first date this morning.
01:06:47Wait, it's snowing?
01:06:49Snow.
01:06:50This is fantastic.
01:07:05I want to stay with you and the kids.
01:07:07There's no other home for me.
01:07:10I want you to stay too.
01:07:20All right, Stuart Little.
01:07:21Judgment day.
01:07:25Max, what happened?
01:07:26Find the phone.
01:07:27I told you to turn it off.
01:07:28I forgot.
01:07:29You know this little dude?
01:07:30Yeah, he's my brother, unfortunately.
01:07:33Neither of my parents are home right now, so thank you for bringing him back.
01:07:37But I'll just take it from here.
01:07:40Well, what's going on here?
01:07:41Nothing.
01:07:42Nothing.
01:07:42Doesn't look like nothing.
01:07:44Maybe your mom wants to hear about this.
01:07:45Let's go.
01:07:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:07:47Let's go, Captain Clifton.
01:07:49Tell your mom.
01:07:50Oh, Richard.
01:07:53What are you doing here?
01:07:54Your kid stole my phone.
01:07:56Max, is that true?
01:07:57I'm sorry.
01:07:58Who are you?
01:07:59Who's this guy?
01:08:00My student.
01:08:01I'm a friend.
01:08:01Friend?
01:08:02How do you know my wife?
01:08:04Okay, let's not do this.
01:08:05Let's not.
01:08:05I just wanted to let Jen know what a kid was up there.
01:08:06Eric?
01:08:07Hey, I thought that was you.
01:08:09Hey, hey, hey.
01:08:10How are you doing?
01:08:10Hey, all right.
01:08:11Seems to be, uh, someone here has my phone.
01:08:13I'm sorry.
01:08:14I'm sorry.
01:08:14Who's this guy?
01:08:15Devin Ainsworth.
01:08:16I'm Eric's realtor.
01:08:17Realtor?
01:08:18Really?
01:08:18And that bachelor pad?
01:08:20It is ready.
01:08:21Wow, are you kidding?
01:08:22Hey, you know what?
01:08:22It's all good.
01:08:23I'm just going to get going.
01:08:24You want to go with him?
01:08:25Beignets, anyone.
01:08:25Nobody wants a beignet.
01:08:27Can they turn this off?
01:08:28You've got to turn it back.
01:08:29Make this right.
01:08:30Don't turn it back.
01:08:30I mean, what?
01:08:32No.
01:08:35Your timing wasn't exactly great on that.
01:08:37You need a lawyer.
01:08:39Hold on.
01:08:40Not phone.
01:08:40Nice.
01:08:42Great sectional and a hot tub.
01:08:43Quiet!
01:08:45Mom and Dad, all we've been trying to do today is figure out how to keep you guys together.
01:08:50And you keep on screwing it up.
01:08:52Okay, Max, we can talk about this inside at dinner.
01:08:54No, we do not want to go to dinner.
01:08:56Because that's where you always announce it.
01:08:59Look, don't take my word for it.
01:09:01Taylor's relived the day 38 times.
01:09:03Max, that's enough.
01:09:03And every time you screw it up, Taylor has to rewind Grandpa's old clock.
01:09:08Taylor?
01:09:10No, Taylor, I told you I got this.
01:09:14I'm not supposed to be all right.
01:09:16I'm not supposed to be all right.
01:09:28Hands up!
01:09:29Max, I had some sort of seizure this morning.
01:09:34I'm looking at it now, doctor.
01:09:35Is there nothing we can do?
01:09:37The best thing to do is keep him calm.
01:09:39No surprises.
01:09:40There are trauma of any kind.
01:09:45What hospital are you at?
01:09:47I think we're going to need a second opinion.
01:09:49Well, this is a real emergency!
01:09:51Are you kidding? Nobody believes you!
01:09:53God, I miss the days we used to put thermometers on light bulbs.
01:10:01Why would thieves only steal a dining room table? Why not jewelry?
01:10:09Okay, so your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you all in the same place about
01:10:13something important.
01:10:14Yes, this is important. No excuses. We need everyone at dinner.
01:10:19Your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you. That's one million dollars.
01:10:23And it's yours to keep. All you have to do is stay married.
01:10:25Where did that money come from?
01:10:27FBI! Nobody moved!
01:10:35So your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you?
01:10:38Well, I thought they weren't pretty good.
01:10:39It was weird, though. It was like they already knew.
01:10:41Can I...
01:10:42Hey!
01:10:44Hey!
01:10:48Just back here!
01:10:55Listen, we need everybody at dinner tonight.
01:10:57Amazing news! I just won a playwriting contest that includes a four-year scholarship to college.
01:11:02Oh! Oh, honey! That's amazing!
01:11:05Congratulations!
01:11:05Ellen!
01:11:06Um, there's just one condition. The parents of the winning student have to stay married for all four years.
01:11:11That's a very unusual condition for a scholarship.
01:11:15I mean, it's a religious foundation. I think they just want to promote marriage, you know?
01:11:19But it's not a big deal.
01:11:20You guys are married.
01:11:21The American Foundation for Theatre and Marriage?
01:11:24I've never heard of this before.
01:11:25Oh, sweetie, that seems bogus.
01:11:27I'm sorry. We'll have to do more research.
01:11:29No, forget it!
01:11:34Wow.
01:11:35Weird.
01:11:36They think the foundation is bogus.
01:11:37We just invented a new foundation, right?
01:11:39We need to try cancer again.
01:11:40I know I can nail it this time.
01:11:42No, look at the clock. We can't start over anymore.
01:11:44If we don't do anything, they're splitting up at dinner!
01:11:46Yeah, I know!
01:11:49What do you think, Taylor?
01:11:52Why don't you say something for once?
01:11:56I'm turning it back!
01:11:57Whoa!
01:11:57No, you're not!
01:11:58Stop!
01:12:00Oh my god!
01:12:01Not until we try everything!
01:12:02We have to try everything!
01:12:03You're gonna waste a day!
01:12:05It's over! I'm doing it now!
01:12:06No, you're not!
01:12:10Oh god.
01:12:13Guess that settles that.
01:12:14We're stuck with today.
01:12:15It's not my fault!
01:12:16Of course it is!
01:12:18This is why I don't want you around!
01:12:20Why I always avoid you!
01:12:22You screw up everything!
01:12:24Only because you never think I can do anything!
01:12:26You can't!
01:12:27You're a walking catastrophe!
01:12:29Both of you!
01:12:30Don't pick on him!
01:12:33You shouldn't mean it, little girl.
01:12:43Wildfire rolling in!
01:12:46I'll never get this chance again!
01:12:50There's rumble thunder coming round!
01:12:54Rising from the empty ground!
01:12:59Undercover forest floor
01:13:02I'm moving high above it all
01:13:05They never tie the feet down
01:13:09I wake them as I hit the ground
01:13:13Don't break a fall
01:13:17I'll lose it all
01:13:21Your touch is enough
01:13:40I'm not turning it down
01:13:42No, I actually want to collaborate
01:13:46If you're still talking to me
01:13:48I'm sorry
01:13:52I'm alright
01:13:55Cool
01:13:56What do you have?
01:13:57Alright, I'll write what we can say
01:13:59For the music part, I'll let you take that over
01:14:03Yeah
01:14:05I could say, you know, that they can't have each other
01:14:08Even though, you know, they deserve each other
01:14:10Yeah, because this is so good
01:14:12It's like when pop songs are really a beat
01:14:15But then you listen to the lyrics
01:14:16It's really the decorations, right?
01:14:18It's hard enough to get the stage
01:14:20Tell me if I can't have each other
01:14:21Yeah, I think it's
01:14:22Don't break me up
01:14:26Don't break me up
01:14:29Don't break me up
01:14:30Don't lose it all
01:14:33One touch is enough
01:14:37Just bring me up
01:14:42Oh, oh, oh, oh
01:15:03Hello.
01:15:08Hello.
01:15:10Hey.
01:15:10Take a seat.
01:15:12Okay.
01:15:15Hey.
01:15:17Hi.
01:15:20Dad, take a seat.
01:15:25All right.
01:15:32This is the story of a couple, Jan and Derek, who have everything except for each other.
01:15:42By the end of today, they won't be a couple anymore.
01:15:46Just can't figure out how to live together.
01:15:49Father and mother can't be together.
01:15:57Ready?
01:16:00Friends, therapists, students all say,
01:16:02You just can't change the net.
01:16:05They just can't change the net.
01:16:07No way.
01:16:09And they'll stay together.
01:16:17No matter the day, no matter the weather.
01:16:28When one moment might have changed everything.
01:16:31When one moment might have made sense of the ring.
01:16:47That was, uh...
01:16:51That was...
01:16:53Was...
01:16:56What was that?
01:17:18Mom?
01:17:30Dad?
01:17:32Dad?
01:17:34Dad?
01:18:46I'm sorry.
01:18:47I thought I was off.
01:18:49We ought to do these sibling campouts more often.
01:18:51Yeah, once in a while.
01:18:53We don't want it to lose its specialness.
01:18:56Hey, we should probably return these, right?
01:19:00Hey.
01:19:12Hey.
01:19:16Hey.
01:19:21Hey.
01:19:23Hey, I see you at dinner.
01:19:49did he suspect anything right like uh did this clock reset the same day 86 times before it
01:19:55exploded i don't know did he hey good morning what are you guys doing down here um we were
01:20:01just uh helping taylor clean up such a bummer about the clock just broke come on guys let's go
01:20:12come on girl i saved you a shotgun
01:20:21taylor come on we're late for school no about tonight i'm going to the movie
01:20:26oh
01:20:56It's time to go
01:21:08It's time to go
01:21:53It's time to go
01:22:23It's time to go
01:22:47It's time to go
01:23:22It's time to go
01:23:52It's time to go
01:24:23It's time to go
01:24:53It's time to go
01:25:23It's time to go
01:25:53It's time to go
01:26:23It's time to go
01:26:26It's time to go
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