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00:00You
00:30Oh
01:08Oh
01:32Oh
01:33I know what you're thinking
01:33The pool is a metaphor
01:36But it was also very fucking real
01:38And very fucking cold
01:40I wasn't generally the kind of guy
01:42Who did a lot of introspection
01:43Of course until very recently
01:45I wasn't the kind of guy who woke up on the floor of someone else's house
01:48Covered in a dead guy's blood before falling into the pool
01:50But here we are
01:52And at that moment
01:53I couldn't help but catch a fleeting glimpse
01:55Out of the corner of my eye
01:58Of the swirling hot mess of my life
02:00And wonder how the hell everything could go so wrong
02:03So fast
02:07This is what happens
02:13Boy, come on
02:15Shots, shots, shots
02:16Yeah, bartender
02:18What shots do you want?
02:20What is she drinking?
02:21Let's have some of that
02:22That looks nice
02:24What do you want?
02:27Big fucking promotion
02:28How much did he make?
02:29How much did you make?
02:37Macallan 25
02:39Bartender took me off
02:41It's an expensive drink
02:42I hope I'm worth it
02:43Don't worry
02:44You're buying
02:46Liv Cross
02:47Andrew Cooper
02:48I know
02:48I work at Mike Shepard's group
02:49Oh, I'm sorry
02:50I didn't recognize you
02:52It's fine, Mike doesn't let us go above the seventh floor very often
02:56The Patrick Bateman fanboys over there were getting a little wild
02:59I thought it might be better if I looked occupied
03:01Happy to help
03:02For a minute there, it looked like you were going to come over to me
03:04But I got impatient
03:06Yeah, well, I'm recently single for the first time in quite a while
03:11So I'm afraid I don't have much game
03:12You're saying you have no game, that's your game
03:15It's pretty weak, see what I mean?
03:17You were married?
03:18Yeah, 18 years
03:20That would make you
03:21Far too old for you
03:22I don't really see age that way
03:24That's because you're what, 27?
03:2528
03:26And that's your game
03:28Maybe
03:29Or maybe you've been wrapped up in the conventions of marriage and children
03:33For so long
03:34Living amongst other married people with children
03:37That you haven't considered
03:38That there may be an entire segment of the population
03:40Who make different choices and have different goals
03:44So what are your goals?
03:45Uh, lasting love
03:46Hot, healthy sex
03:48Financial comfort
03:50Peace of mind
03:51Harmony
03:52I think those are everybody's goals
03:53And how many of them have you achieved?
03:55I'm just saying maybe you should rethink the rules a little bit
04:00That could be your father
04:01I have one already
04:03Milt
04:03Good guy and quite a bit older than you
04:06Strangely, feels like a win
04:07Then you need to get out more
04:09I'm out
04:10Right now
04:11No, you're not
04:12Not really, not yet
04:14I'm sorry, do you talk to everybody like this?
04:16You didn't ask me if I've been married
04:17Have you been married?
04:19Yes, two years
04:20Well, you were too young
04:21I was
04:23Also, it turned out he liked fat hookers
04:25Different strokes
04:26The irony is, I was morbidly obese as a teenager
04:28But that was long before he met me
04:31Still, after I happened upon his browsing history
04:33I did wonder if he'd somehow sensed the fat girl in meeting me met
04:36And that's what drew him to me
04:38Trust me, that's not what drew him to you
04:41Where's that game of yours?
04:46Oh, look
04:49I get that, by and large, guys your age are idiots
04:54Whatever that is over there
04:56Swinging their whiskey dicks around
05:00Narcissistic manboys
05:01Far out of their depths with you in conversation and in bed
05:04So, by comparison
05:06Man my age looks like the perfect antidote, right?
05:08I'm thoughtful, I'm wise, I'm more of a man
05:10Whatever the fuck that means these days
05:12But you're 27?
05:1328
05:1328, so you're 20 years younger than me
05:15And at this moment in time, it works, right?
05:18I have money, you have freedom
05:20We could travel the world together
05:21We could learn things from each other
05:23Conversation and in bed
05:24Yeah, right
05:26You'll find me very interesting
05:27Because I have two decades more worth of stories than you
05:30And I find you very interesting
05:31Because you live your life in the moment
05:32With the kind of reckless immediacy
05:34That I lost a million years ago
05:36So we'll have no trouble keeping each other entertained
05:38And that'll work for a while, right?
05:42Then skip ahead 10 years
05:44You'll be 38, I'll be 58
05:45That's when things can start to get a little shaky
05:47You might want kids, I already have them
05:49You might start thinking
05:50I don't know if I missed out on one of life's great experiences
05:52And you'll still be stunning
05:53You think I'm stunning?
05:55I'll be aging
05:56Well, I can tell you're going to age very well
05:57You can tell that because it's already started to happen
06:00The point is that we'll have less sex and more wine
06:03And maybe that'll still work for a time
06:05Has anyone ever told you that you talk a lot?
06:07Well, I misplaced my inner monologue
06:09And my wife right around the same time
06:11Anyway, let's skip ahead another 10 years
06:13That's sweet
06:14I'll be 68 years old
06:16No matter how well I take care of myself
06:18My prostate's going to do what it does
06:19And so will my hair
06:21And you'll start spending your days thinking about
06:22What your life looks like after I kick it
06:24Meanwhile, every time you leave the house
06:26I'll wonder what young stud you'll be fucking
06:29Really?
06:31Are you that insecure?
06:32Well, not yet, but I will be
06:33What about character?
06:34Yours or mine?
06:35You're so sure I'll cheat?
06:36No, I'm just sure I'll worry about it
06:38You have this very strange mix of confidence and low self-esteem
06:41So, I'll be the jealous old troll
06:42And you'll be a restless woman in her sexual prime
06:44And we'll both be consumed by this nagging fear
06:46That the last years of our life
06:48The toughest ones
06:49Will be spent completely and utterly alone
06:52Wow
06:53Just wow
06:55When did you come up with all of that?
06:57Oh, in the 10 seconds
06:58It took you to walk from that stool to this one
07:02Well, I could sit here and offer a full-throated rebuttal
07:05But honestly, man
07:06I was just looking to get laid
07:08How many problems do you have with that?
07:14None come to mind
07:37How many problems do you have with that?
07:53This is what happens
08:01You land a job right out of college at a major firm
08:03You're just another cog in a very large wheel
08:06But you've got your foot in the door
08:09You get a shitty apartment in the city
08:11That you can barely afford
08:12Because you know the money will come
08:13You get married
08:14Because, you know
08:18And she moves into that shitty apartment
08:22You're dead broke
08:23But there's two of you now
08:24You're in it together
08:25And that feels good
08:29Side note
08:30No one will ever fuck you the way she did
08:33In that shitty apartment
08:35Including her
08:39So you work your asses off
08:40And you dig yourselves out
08:41Hardest, easiest money you'll ever make
08:43Well, it's not exactly canned food
08:45Shotguns
08:47Hey
08:51And then when you're feeling good about things
08:52When things are, you know, copacetic
08:54You have the first kid
09:00You buy a house 30% down
09:0230-year jumbo at 4.5%
09:03And you're broke again
09:07And you're broke again
09:09So you work harder
09:10Longer hours
09:11You start earning some big bucks
09:13Which only serves to make you aware
09:14Of the even bigger bucks
09:15You could be earning
09:18Kid number two
09:20House number two
09:22Broke again
09:27But it's a different kind of broke
09:29You're leveraged
09:30Which is a fancy way of saying
09:31You've got something to show for your efforts
09:33The house
09:34The cars
09:35The stuff
09:38And by now you've lost sight
09:40Of whatever naive plans
09:41You may have once had
09:42Or the things that matter to you
09:43When you were starting out
09:44You're moving too fast
09:45To ask yourself those hard questions
09:47Like when is it enough
09:49And really
09:50What's the point of all this shit
09:56House number three
10:02Then one day
10:03About five years
10:04After you bought the place
10:05You look up and realize
10:06That you've gotten there
10:06To that hallowed plateau
10:08Where for the first time
10:09You can actually afford
10:10Your own life
10:11And in that mystical nexus
10:12Where you seem to have wrangled life
10:13And all of its
10:14Infinitely complex challenges
10:16Into submission
10:17That's generally where you will find
10:19Your wife of 18 years
10:20In your bed
10:23With one of your closest friends
10:41House number four
10:42A rental
10:44It's small
10:45But don't worry
10:45It's also depressing
10:47In the suburbs
10:48In the suburbs
10:51Alone
10:51You cry
10:52And you tell me
10:55You never survive
10:58Grab your mother's keys
11:01We're leaving
11:21Why are we still holding impact pro?
11:23We're mostly out
11:24Mostly
11:24Did he really just say that?
11:26They're going to rebound
11:26Guys, I've been telling you
11:27We're making money
11:28Across the book
11:29We don't need to get dinged
11:30In emerging tech
11:31Blow out of it
11:57Got your bag here
11:58Yeah
11:59Great
12:00Noon
12:01Noon
12:01Excellent
12:07Come on, man
12:09Put it in
12:25Oh
12:26Where are the kids?
12:27Oh, they're fine
12:28Wife
12:29Ex-wife
12:30Yes
12:31He's still with the putts
12:32What's his name
12:32The basketball player
12:33Nick
12:35Yes
12:35He'll get his
12:37Karma, right?
12:39Speaking of which
12:40I gotta deliver some bad news
12:41Jesus, Jack
12:42Cancer's not back, is it?
12:44No, God, no
12:45No
12:46My sole remaining testicle
12:48Is in good shape
12:48Very good
12:49Well
12:50No, the thing of it is
12:51Toop
12:52You're fired
12:53Oh, great
12:55No, I'm serious
12:56I gotta let you go
12:59What?
13:01This girl
13:02What's her name?
13:03Olivia
13:03Hold on, wait
13:04Girl?
13:05What girl?
13:06What are you talking about?
13:07Olivia Cross
13:07Olivia Cross
13:08Liv
13:09Liv Cross?
13:12Managing director
13:12Sleeping with an associate
13:14Wait a minute
13:15No, she never worked under me
13:16She was in Shepherds
13:17And
13:17I don't think I'd ever even met her
13:19It doesn't matter if you met her
13:21It matters if you fucked her
13:23You did fuck her, right?
13:26Fuck me
13:28Yeah, but it was like a weekend
13:29At like three months ago
13:31Completely consensual
13:32I mean, she came on to me
13:33It's not the point
13:34You were her superior
13:36I told you
13:37I didn't even know her
13:39But you knew that you worked for Shepherds, right?
13:42You see, Coop
13:43The thing is
13:43In her mind
13:44She was passed up for a VP slot
13:46VP?
13:47She's 27 years old
13:48No, she's 28
13:49And I'm not here to litigate
13:50You can't fire me, Jack
13:52Well
13:53We have a very strict
13:54Non-fraternizing clause
13:56Or so I'm told
13:57Why the fuck did you bring me here
13:59To fire me?
14:02HR needed to get in your office
14:03To get your computer
14:04To provide carry information
14:06Do you know the drill?
14:06Those are my clients
14:07Well, according to the
14:09Non-solicit you signed
14:10They're ours
14:11For at least another two years
14:13You're really gonna bury me like this?
14:15You know how this goes
14:18My capital account?
14:20That's my money, Jack
14:21You were fired
14:22No way
14:22Come on, Jack
14:23You were fired for a cause
14:24You cannot do that
14:24Everything I have is in that account
14:26You destroy me, Jack
14:28Sorry it has to be this way
14:29But it has to be this way
14:32I'll sue
14:33They'll give you a six-month draw
14:35If you don't
14:36Fuck you
14:38Well
14:40I'll give you a few days
14:42To decide
15:09You can't do that
15:12I'll give you a few days
15:32Huller, out!
15:47What are you doing here?
15:50Wrapped up a little early.
15:51Thought I'd come pick you up.
15:52It's not Tuesday.
15:54I know.
15:55I thought maybe we could hang out a little.
15:57Maybe go get some ice cream.
15:58Am I in trouble?
15:59Jesus, Hunter, no.
16:00Can't the father just spend some unscheduled quality time with his son?
16:23How's that tutor we got you?
16:24Is she working out?
16:26I guess.
16:29You got a girlfriend?
16:31No.
16:32Any prospects?
16:33No.
16:37You think at some point today you might respond to me with an answer longer than two syllables?
16:43Maybe.
17:00You're coming in?
17:01Yeah.
17:02Tori's here.
17:03I want to say hi.
17:05Hi, Bob.
17:06Hi, Mom.
17:07How's your dad?
17:08Good.
17:13What are you doing here?
17:15I took Hunter for some ice cream.
17:17That's not Tuesday.
17:18So I've been told.
17:20Is Tori here?
17:21She's not home yet.
17:25What?
17:26What?
17:26What is the look?
17:28I don't give you any look.
17:29You are giving me the look that there's the look where you're trying not to give me a look.
17:32So what's the problem?
17:37I think it's a little tricky when you show up on a day that it isn't your day.
17:40I took him out for ice cream.
17:41My God.
17:43It's confusing for him.
17:44Boundaries are there for a reason.
17:45Boundaries?
17:46You mean, like, monogamy?
17:48Really, Coop?
17:49It's been almost two years.
17:50When are you going to stop playing that card?
17:52I don't know.
17:52What is the statute of limitations on adultery?
17:55Probably less time than you've spent playing the sad cuckold.
17:59Who says cuckold?
18:00You know what?
18:00Who are you?
18:00If you were even remotely self-aware, you'd realize these things don't happen in a vacuum.
18:04And you could maybe take a little portion of responsibility for your side of it.
18:08Okay, I'm sorry, but you sleep with Nick.
18:10You kick me out of this place.
18:11I'm forced to pay for this entire mess, and I'm the one that's not being responsible.
18:15I'm not doing this right now.
18:17Oh, well, it's really no fun doing it alone.
18:20Oh, hey.
18:21What?
18:22Did he tell you he needs a new drum kit?
18:24He needs a new drum kit?
18:26What is wrong with his old one?
18:27I don't know.
18:28It's old and warped.
18:29This band he's playing with, and they're very good, by the way, said he needs a new
18:32one.
18:32Nick offered to pick that up.
18:33No, Nick doesn't need to pick up a drum set for my kid.
18:37I'm just saying, if you're really busy...
18:38I can handle it.
18:41Oh, wait.
18:42Scoop.
18:43I took Tori to the dermatologist.
18:45Her skin is fine.
18:46Yeah, you want to tell her that?
18:48She wants this new laser treatment.
18:50It's three times, and then you're done.
18:51$1,500 a pop.
18:54They're gonna email you the invoice.
18:55Every time I see you, it costs me money.
18:57Try sticking to Tuesdays.
19:01Tell Tori her father says hi.
19:06Jesus.
19:09Christ, are you the fucking kid?
19:14Oh, shit.
19:15I'm sorry.
19:16That is totally my bad, man.
19:18Yeah, it was.
19:19Here, let me give you my info.
19:21Tori?
19:22Hi, Daddy.
19:24Hey, Jake, this is my father.
19:25Daddy, this is Jake.
19:28It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
19:30I'm sorry I had to ding your car to do it.
19:32Wait, who are you?
19:34Jake Weston.
19:35Okay, that tells me nothing.
19:37He's my boyfriend.
19:38I'm sorry, how old are you?
19:40I'm 20, sir.
19:42Stop calling me sir.
19:43No one's buying it.
19:44Sorry.
19:45Okay, you're 20.
19:46She's 17.
19:47Are you familiar with the laws in this state?
19:49Daddy.
19:49It's not like that, sir.
19:50Jake, is it?
19:51If you call me sir one more time, I'm gonna punch you in the dick.
19:54Dad, you're being crazy.
19:55Mom, Dad's being crazy.
19:56You're okay with this?
19:57Why don't you guys go inside and get something to eat?
19:58You know about this.
19:59You're fine with it.
20:00I'm sorry.
20:00Okay, fuck off, Jake.
20:02Fuck right off.
20:05What is your problem?
20:06What is your problem?
20:07You're okay with the statutory rape of our daughter.
20:10Oh, please.
20:10What?
20:10You know what she's in love with him.
20:11She is a child.
20:12He's 20 years old.
20:13How is that okay in your world?
20:14Baby, he leaves him alone together.
20:16Great, Nick's here.
20:17Hi.
20:18Hey, cool.
20:19Oh, he'll solve it.
20:22Let me get out here and see this man.
20:25Hi.
20:26Oh, okay.
20:27Right, yeah.
20:28You know, I was about to grill up these terrific skirt steaks I just picked up.
20:32I mean, why don't you stick around?
20:36Why don't I stick around?
20:37Hmm.
20:38Uh, why don't I stick around?
20:40I guess why I don't stick around is probably because the idea of going into my backyard and
20:45eating steaks grilled on my $5,000 grill by the man who's fucking my wife would make
20:49me want to take my Shun Fuji steak knife and cut out my own heart.
20:54That's probably why I don't want to stick around.
20:56So, I'm gonna go.
20:59I get it, Coop.
21:02I feel you, man.
21:03I really do.
21:03I'm just trying to find a way past this, you know, for all of us.
21:08Yeah, good luck with that.
21:11Tell that little shit I'm gonna send him a bill.
21:14Watch your toes, baby.
21:28I drove all that night while Haskell slept like a log.
21:32After a while, I began to get sleepy myself.
21:36I was happy, though.
21:38Soon I'd be in the steward.
21:40The long trip was practically over, and there'd be no more hooking it down the concrete.
21:45I think it's a future, which couldn't have been brighter if I'd embroidered it with neon lights.
21:51It was nice to think of Sue shooting to the top.
21:57Maybe it was for me, too.
21:59Don't you realize if I'm caught?
22:00I want to know where I got the car and stuff.
22:02They'll have me in a murder charge.
22:04If you're smart, you won't get caught.
22:06I'm not mistaken.
22:07Hey.
22:10What are you doing?
22:18Samantha's husband, Paul, made his fortune in diners.
22:20He had nine of them, a 44-inch waist, and a serious case of erectile dysfunction.
22:25Yeah.
22:26God damn it.
22:27Since they separated, she'd been making up for lost time.
22:35I think you actually broke the skin.
22:40Well, that's how you know I wasn't faking it.
22:44Are you okay?
22:45Mm-hmm.
22:46Yeah.
22:48Do you have to go?
22:50Uh, no.
22:53Why, did you, did you want me to go?
22:55No, I just, you looked like you had something.
22:59Oh.
23:00Important.
23:01No.
23:02Um, okay, okay.
23:06Hey, what, what, what just happened?
23:08What?
23:09Everything's perfect.
23:10No, if, if you have something you want to say, please just say it.
23:13I mean, you were just literally coming inside me a minute ago, and now you can't get rid of me
23:17fast enough.
23:17Oh, Sam, God.
23:19No, honestly, it's fine.
23:20No, it's fine.
23:20I'll go.
23:21Seriously, I mean, it's biology, right?
23:23The, uh, dopamine crash after the rush of Orca?
23:25I thought maybe something was going on with your kids.
23:27No, my kids are fast asleep, but thank you so much for your concern.
23:30Okay, look, maybe something's getting misconstrued here.
23:32I feel like you're not understanding me.
23:34No, it's just a little off-putting, if I'm being honest.
23:37I mean, because you called me, right?
23:40And then I changed into something sexy, and I got a sitter, and I exfoliated.
23:45Sam, Sam, Sam, I'm sorry, okay?
23:49I don't want you to leave.
23:55Tell me the truth.
23:57Do you ever think that we could be something more than this?
24:03Sam.
24:06Come on.
24:19we'd been doing this on and off for half a year and i had yet to stick the landing
24:28look you know the kind of numbers i was doing over at bailey right you could bring half that
24:32book over here combine that with the texas oil families i could be half a billion dollars in
24:36under a year come on it's a win-win and you haven't slept with any birth associates yet oh
24:41look jack's making calls no one's allowed to date you come on monty i got you this job just bring
24:45me in he's making calls man look uh i know jack's been making calls fuck jack he's got no friends
24:51here it's good to know look i can't afford to piss jack off not now not with the beating we're
24:56taking
24:57in tech this year i've been wanting to poach you for a while well what's your non-solicit 90 days
25:02you were once in this seat monty and i was in yours yeah i know two years did you get
25:07a lawyer
25:08look before you signed well they made it worth my while can i say you want my advice not really
25:13come on coop you know i can't bring you in cold take some time off you let this thing fade
25:17because
25:18no one's gonna touch you right now you should reach out to one of the new family offices coming
25:21out of dubai they won't give a shit about your non-solicit or this thing with the girl the girl
25:26it wasn't the thing they won't care either way it's my point cool come on don't be like that
25:53sorry i'm late i got the usual
25:58you're going to that miller thing tomorrow i was invited why wouldn't i no reason if i avoided
26:06every social situation because mel and nick might be there i'd never leave the fucking house hey i'm
26:10on team cool there's no teams bullshit
26:22okay what's wrong what you're not checking your phone you're not rushing through the meal something's
26:28up
26:35what if i didn't work for a while
26:39why would you do that i don't know maybe to see my kids i don't know read a book
26:44so we'll talk in a couple weeks maybe in line exactly or like a year
26:54poop there comes a time in every conversation when a man has to cut the shit and get to the
26:58fucking point
27:01it was my job
27:08who'd you fuck hey why would you automatically jump to no no no you're not a drunk or a racist
27:13and your
27:13numbers were good so that leaves fuckery jesus barney come on i did that i just don't understand why jack
27:20would hang me out like that i mean it was borderline at best jack saw a way to cut you
27:24loose and keep
27:25your book was it really it was what really borderline at best well she worked on a completely different
27:30floor i didn't even know her couldn't find someone else anyone else she hit on me that doesn't matter
27:35it fucking should it should it should matter
27:46bailey will settle what sue bailey russell they'll settle
27:51why would they do that because you're not a drunk or a racist and your numbers were good
27:55they don't want this to go to a judge soon then you're my business manager not my lawyer and as
28:00your business manager i'm strongly encouraging you to hire a lawyer i just need to know how long i
28:05can float on what i got
28:09you're not
28:11six months seven tops if that can't be true alimony child support two houses cars private schools not
28:18to mention your sister and that's just off the top of my head jack will settle jack will
28:25crush me i can't afford to go up against those guys you can't afford not
28:28two
28:32just thought i had so much more
28:36you did and you got hammered last year in tech stuff everybody got hammered last year on tech
28:41everyone didn't get divorced or fuck the co-worker you should go see monty i did lance too
28:48no dice i have a two-year non-solicit
28:55i know
29:10coop what are you drinking forget that i got a 15 year old japanese whiskey gotta try two
29:22the ham
29:27how smooth is that right
29:31so um
29:34how's the single life well
29:39has its moments oh
29:40bullshit it's got to be a goddamn smorgasbord of ass out there come on give me something some news from
29:45the front oh hey i'm um sharing that cancer benefit again this year and i penciled you in
29:51for two tables since last year how much are the tables again 30 grand 60 for the pair
29:58come on you bought two tables last year yeah well i wasn't divorced last year peter
30:04hey you're right i'm sorry i wasn't thinking shouldn't put you on the spot like that
30:13i'll eat the tables and take your name off leave it on
30:17you sure yeah it's fine it's fine
30:20i wasn't trying to be an asshole i guess to some people it just comes naturally
30:26i'll call
30:32hey uh
30:34that's okay right all adults here
30:40sure it's all good good stuff
30:5925 please
31:01three-time nba all-star what are you gonna do
31:15yeah
31:18i have what he's having just more of it
31:20you got it
31:39and one more
31:40and one more so i i said to peter do we have to get away with the kids you know
31:46while we still can
31:47before they want nothing to do with us because then what are we going to do talk to each other
31:53we've been married way too long for that
32:12so on saturday we leave before belize i found this villa stunning view of the coast the kids had their
32:19own villa next door so that we're not on top of each other you know but
32:22we know we'll see them because we're the ones with the chef in the dining room so when they get
32:27hungry
32:28the turtle n does not know what is about to finish
32:31how you doing koopie okay i'm okay mel how are you
32:41hey you two can i just can i just say i love that you had such a friendly divorce
32:46i'm telling you no i'm just saying no i'm just saying you know remember when mike and gail got
32:51divorced it was like armageddon here do you remember that they can't even be in the same room
32:55together they can't be in the same city right sam you think you and paul are gonna be able to
33:01keep things friendly oh not a chance in a hell but thanks for asking you know in front of everyone
33:07like that i just i admire how you guys handled everything with class you know babe when we get
33:13divorced i think we should do it like that that's it i'm cutting you off i think it's great
33:24how we're all so enlightened you know i mean mel yeah mel and nick had an affair and ended our
33:32marriage and i guess time will tell how fucked up our kids are gonna be but you know you all
33:39are
33:39being so awesome about the whole thing if i'd have known
33:53i'm gonna go take a piss
34:33i'm gonna go take a piss
34:39this
35:05Oops.
35:09I don't know.
35:42I don't know.
36:19I don't know how she was killed.
36:22I mean, the weapon.
36:23She was struck with a candlestick.
36:26A candlestick?
36:27Are you sure?
36:28A heavy silver one.
36:30How can you know?
36:31Oh, my God.
36:40Here.
36:44Just...
36:51What do you guys want to trade cars for a little while?
36:52Fuck yeah.
36:54Fuck yeah.
37:37I don't know.
37:38I think we're going to go right through.
37:54Oh, for God's sake!
38:08Mr. Cooper!
38:09Go away, Jake.
38:11Sorry, sir.
38:12I didn't know you were going to be here.
38:14Where are you going to go?
38:15Jake!
38:16What did you do?
38:17Oh, my God.
38:17I told you to stop calling me, sir.
38:19Jake, are you okay?
38:21What the fuck is wrong with me?
38:23I gotta take this.
38:24Hey.
38:25No, Bruce.
38:26I'm sorry.
38:27What?
38:28What can I do?
38:29What do you need?
38:30Oh, God.
38:30Yeah, I mean, I can be there in 10 minutes.
38:33Are you insane?
38:33Yeah.
38:34Sorry about this.
38:35Bye.
38:37Just put some ice on it or something.
38:38It'll be fun.
38:43He looks like the real thing.
38:50He tastes like the real thing.
39:05Hey, Bruce.
39:07Thanks for coming, Coop.
39:08You know what you're doing.
39:09I can't help but failin'.
39:14I could blow through the ceiling now.
39:20If I could just turn around.
39:27Hey, Andy.
39:30Bruce called me.
39:31Yeah, I figured he would.
39:33I could use the ride home anyway.
39:35How did you get here?
39:37I walked.
39:38You off your meds again?
39:40I just wanted to feel something, you know?
39:43How do you feel?
39:45Shitty, actually.
39:47How was your day?
39:49Oh.
39:49Uh, same.
39:51You don't look so great.
39:53That's coming from me.
39:54Come on.
39:55Let's get you home.
40:04He still loves me, you know?
40:06Funny, he's got a wife and two kids.
40:08Well, everybody's got something.
40:10What were you playing there?
40:11The smashy pumpkins?
40:12Um, well, radiohead dipshit.
40:16Right, right.
40:18Of course.
40:18Come on.
40:23Hey.
40:28I'm here, all right.
40:33Yes.
40:34Get in.
40:38Your car?
40:39The loner.
40:40Don't give me any shit.
40:56I'm in trouble, Allie.
40:59How bad?
41:02I might need you to give up the apartment and move back in with Mom and Dad.
41:07Unless that's for them.
41:11Yeah, well, if you don't take your meds.
41:13I make no promises.
41:17This car smells like ass.
41:18God, I know.
41:19It's like something tied in it.
41:31It's like something tied to me next week.
41:34God, I've got a meeting this day, so I've got to go.
41:36I've got to go.
41:36I've got to go.
41:37I've got to go, man.
41:43Liv.
41:44Liv.
41:46Just, please, let me talk to you for a second.
41:48Look, look, I'm really sorry about what happened to you.
41:51It sucks that they fired you.
41:54Do you really feel that way?
41:56Of course I do.
41:57Well, then, can you please withdraw your complaint?
42:00You can recant and indemnify Bailey against a lawsuit.
42:03I can get my job back.
42:04What?
42:05Look, I'm sorry if I mishandled things with you in any way.
42:09I just thought we were both having a good time.
42:11Wait, stop.
42:11Stop.
42:12I don't know what you're talking about.
42:16I never filed a complaint.
42:32Coop, he's on a call.
42:34It's okay.
42:36There was never any complaint.
42:37Coop, you can't be here.
42:39Liv Cross never filed a complaint.
42:41It's an HR issue.
42:41I only know what I'm told.
42:42Bullshit, Jack, you did this.
42:44You broke company policy.
42:45My hands were tied.
42:46You saw an opportunity to take my book, and you decided to fuck me.
42:49You fucked yourself.
42:50I thought we were friends.
42:54At least let me keep my fucking capital account.
42:57I'm begging you.
42:58That's my money.
42:59I need that money.
43:00No, it isn't.
43:03Your biggest mistake was thinking any of this was ever yours.
43:07All right, all right.
43:12It's not yours if you can't keep it.
43:34It just can't let you ruin a beautiful movie.
43:38Okay, start it up.
44:06Here.
44:19How is Tori's boyfriend?
44:24Jake?
44:25That's correct.
44:27He'll survive.
44:30And Tori?
44:34You got to give it a couple more days.
44:35I'm working on it.
44:43You're not yourself, Coop.
44:47Look, I'm sorry about the barbecue.
44:48I was a little over-served.
44:50I'm not talking about the barbecue, and I'm not talking about the fact that you assaulted our daughter's boyfriend.
44:54All that.
44:55Jesus Christ.
44:55What, then?
44:58I don't know.
45:00You just seem so alone.
45:04Yeah.
45:05Well, I live here, and you live there in our house with our kids.
45:10I know.
45:10You left me.
45:11That would make me alone.
45:16That's not what I'm talking about, though.
45:19I'm worried about you.
45:26Hey.
45:31Is it...
45:33Hey, come on.
45:34You can still talk to me, can't you?
45:39I'm fine.
45:42I am.
45:43I'm finding my way.
45:49I'm fine.
45:53Okay.
46:00Fair enough.
46:09Thanks for coming by.
46:12Thanks for the beer.
46:22Miss Cross.
46:24How can I help you?
46:25I was hoping for an explanation.
46:27The Andrew Cooper thing.
46:29I didn't file a complaint.
46:30Somebody reported your involvement to HR.
46:33But there was no complaint.
46:35Whiskey.
46:36No.
46:37Sit.
46:41I'm sorry that it was phrased like that, but complaint or not, Mr. Cooper will be.
46:45He's in direct violation of our company's code of conduct.
46:48He's in a position of power, and we take our protections very seriously.
46:52He's nowhere on my org chart.
46:54I don't report to anyone who reports to him.
46:56Does that mean he couldn't get you fired if he so chose?
46:58He didn't need to lose his job.
47:01I've got a conference room full of labor lawyers who say otherwise.
47:09Shepard tells me that you're a star.
47:11He wants to put you up for a promotion.
47:12He wants you running your own desk.
47:13Are you ready for that?
47:14How is that related to this?
47:17Well, I'm done with this.
47:17I moved on to that.
47:19I'm more interested in your future than Coop's past.
47:28I tell you what.
47:29I've got a phone call in a minute.
47:30But let's do dinner later in the week and discuss.
47:34Mary will check your avails.
47:36Shouldn't Shepard join us?
47:40Shepard's welcome to join.
48:12If you were to shout at the gods
48:18Maybe it was for me too.
48:23What would you call them?
48:31What would you call them yourself?
48:41What would you call yourself?
48:51What would you call yourself?
48:57What would you call yourself?
49:07Don't you go, say,
49:27Don't you go, say,
49:33Don't you go, say,
49:51Viewed from a certain perspective, life boils down to a series of interconnected decisions.
49:56The Millers decided to go to Belize.
50:00I decided to go to the Millers.
50:08Westmont Village has its own private security patrol, as well as the Westmont Police Department.
50:14The crime rate is almost non-existent.
50:18You live in a place like that long enough, you start to feel insulated from the rest of the world.
50:23You get complacent about things like alarm systems and locking all your doors.
50:28The Millers
50:28The Millers
50:43The Millers
50:45The Millers
50:49The Millers
51:15The Millers
51:16The Millers
51:22The Millers
51:24The Millers
51:27The Millers
51:52The Millers
51:53The Millers
51:54The Millers
52:18Hi, guys. Is everything okay?
52:20Good evening, sir. You live here?
52:22Yeah, yeah, I sure do.
52:24Your house was placed on the vacation watch starting tonight.
52:26Saw the Honda parked on the street, lights on in the house.
52:29Figured we'd check in.
52:32That's my son's car.
52:34I told him to pull it into the garage before we left.
52:36So you are going on vacation?
52:38Oh, yeah, bright and early tomorrow morning.
52:39My wife must have given you the wrong date when she called it in.
52:42No worries. Have a great trip.
52:45Thanks, you guys. I appreciate it.
53:07I don't know what I was thinking.
53:09Well, that's not true.
53:10I was thinking that Peter and Diane Miller were assholes, and they didn't deserve all of this.
53:15And I was thinking that there were plenty of assholes just like them in the neighborhood,
53:19with houses just like this, filled with expensive shit just like this, that would never be missed.
53:25Piles of forgotten wealth just lying around in drawers where they were doing no one any good.
53:30I knew this, because up until a little while ago, I'd been one of those assholes.
53:47I was thinking about alimony, child support, legal fees, two houses, a maxed-out home equity line,
53:52tuition, property taxes, health insurance premiums, SAT tutors, child psychologists, car payments,
53:57gardeners, exterminators, roofers, painters, plumbers, drum kits,
54:00and a bank account that was still in the red from the divorce.
54:03And how no one, including the cops apparently, would ever suspect a guy like me.
54:08I'm not saying it was a good idea.
54:10It was just temporary.
54:11A quick fix to pay some bills until I got back on my feet.
54:15And I figured, what's the worst that could happen?
55:02I'm not saying it was a good idea.
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