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The Golf King's Reconquest
The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model, ball in the water, career on the line, but not a single
00:00:11player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:17Oh shit!
00:00:41Holy, I'd take that back.
00:00:44Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:48Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:52Congratulations, my friend.
00:00:53Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:55You truly are the undeniable king of golf.
00:01:01How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:03Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:05I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:07Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:08Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:11Ambiotic fluid embolism.
00:01:12Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:14I'm so sorry.
00:01:16I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:25I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife.
00:01:33Yes.
00:01:36No, come on.
00:01:38What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:40Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:57No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:00Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:04Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:19I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:23I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:27I promise, I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:40Hey, tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:44Are you sure?
00:02:45If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:49Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:08Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:18Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:28There you go. Now I'm paying you. Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:33You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough!
00:03:51Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly. This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:57Come on, Mia. Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:14Let me handle it.
00:04:18See, even the help knows its place.
00:04:20You've got to trash. Do anything for a buck.
00:04:22Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:24I bet he will.
00:04:25I bet he will.
00:04:42Your form is sloppy.
00:04:44Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:50Throw them out.
00:04:54Hey, hey, hey, don't touch me! Hey!
00:04:58Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:04Yeah. I could have done better. I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:09He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole. Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:14Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:20Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:23I'm sorry. I don't play golf.
00:05:27I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:30I see real talent in you. Don't waste it.
00:05:34It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:51Hey, Bobby. Thought about what I said last time. You know, making a comeback.
00:05:57I'm sorry, Gabe. I already told you my answer. I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow
00:06:04up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you. I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:15Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher. You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:41You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God. It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:50What a small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:54He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:07:00Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:11But you're too poor. Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:14Yeah, guess what? Tuition, 70k a year. And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:27Daddy is 70 grand a lot. I don't need it. I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:38I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:41But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:49And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:52And you let it happen!
00:07:53Hey, kids will fight. I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her!
00:07:59I...
00:08:01Hey!
00:08:11Look, you piece of trash. There is 10k.
00:08:15Forget about art school.
00:08:17Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:22It's not my fault.
00:08:24You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:31Come on, Angel. Get your stuff. Let's go.
00:08:36See? I told you so.
00:08:38Wait, Mr. Smith. About that donation.
00:08:41Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week, I'll be forced to give the spot
00:08:48to Rosa. I'm sorry.
00:08:56Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:01I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:02I'll be a good kid.
00:09:04I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie. I'm sorry.
00:09:10And don't worry.
00:09:11Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:20I've buried the man I used to be.
00:09:22But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:24It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:42Gabriel.
00:09:44Get my clubs.
00:09:45I'm back.
00:10:06Sis, qualifying matches next week.
00:10:08Woo!
00:10:09I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:15Aw, Jake. You're our best shot.
00:10:17With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:21They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:23If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would've...
00:10:26Jake is young and talented.
00:10:28Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:29It's a shame the legendary golfer Lion retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:34If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:38Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:42Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:43What? Shut up.
00:10:46Two yards.
00:10:49What?
00:10:54What?
00:10:55What do you mean two yards?
00:10:57His grip's weak.
00:10:59Ball's gonna fade.
00:11:00Two yards to the right.
00:11:02Shut up, dude.
00:11:03You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:06Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:08I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:11Ignore him, okay?
00:11:12Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:13He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:17You guys really don't see this?
00:11:19I guess that makes sense.
00:11:21This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:25Well, tell me.
00:11:27What do you see?
00:11:352.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:38And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:40If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:42Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:44He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:46What do you know?
00:11:47How about you go?
00:11:48And go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:50You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:58Hey, it's free advice.
00:11:59Take it or leave it.
00:12:00But we can't even think about qualifiers,
00:12:02because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:29What's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:30Ah, nothing.
00:12:31What's up with you guys?
00:12:32I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:34Yeah, Mr. Know It All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:37This…
00:12:37Oh my God.
00:12:41Come on, man.
00:12:42Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're going to hurt yourself.
00:12:46Oh, man, let go.
00:12:48You're such a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:50You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:52Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:55I was right.
00:12:56He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:58Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:00Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:02It'll just take a moment.
00:13:03Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:06This guy's a rookie.
00:13:07What?
00:13:08He could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:10I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:13:12No, no.
00:13:14I believe him, and he makes a good point.
00:13:17He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:21Seriously?
00:13:22He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:25Yeah, and he's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:27A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:29I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:44Who's this asshole?
00:13:46Tyler Carter.
00:13:47Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know.
00:13:49Most recent world champion.
00:13:51And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:58It's all in the wrist, baby.
00:14:04Ready?
00:14:08It's always here to start shit.
00:14:10Yeah.
00:14:10Got it.
00:14:11Oh, good job, baby.
00:14:13Oh, my gosh.
00:14:16Look who it is.
00:14:20Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:23Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:25Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:27You're not welcome here.
00:14:29Leave.
00:14:32Oh, is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:35Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:14:37You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:38How about that?
00:14:39Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:46God.
00:14:47It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:51Look, we both know you're not going to win.
00:14:53It's just not possible.
00:14:55Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:57You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:02We can all go home happy.
00:15:05All you got to do is sign the deal.
00:15:06It's all yours, baby.
00:15:09Never.
00:15:12August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:15My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:18Okay.
00:15:19Option two.
00:15:20You put this on.
00:15:23You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:25I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:27Fuck you, man.
00:15:28Fuck you.
00:15:29You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:30Sudden death match.
00:15:32Lose your backside to the quals tomorrow.
00:15:37So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:15:40He's an idiot.
00:15:42Fine.
00:15:43But you better not be all bark.
00:15:45You better have some bites, you boy.
00:15:55Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:58Fuck off, man.
00:15:59Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:00Do I have to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:02He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:03You're too emotional now.
00:16:04And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:06You won't win.
00:16:07Shut up!
00:16:08You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:10You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:13Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:27You see that?
00:16:29302 yards, mid-fairway.
00:16:32And you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:35Show him, Jake.
00:16:39That stance.
00:16:40It's too low.
00:16:42That ball's going off course.
00:16:44What did you just say?
00:16:45I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:47Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:48You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:51I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:53Don't backseat it.
00:17:05Hopeless.
00:17:06What an idiot.
00:17:07Oh my gosh.
00:17:102.13 in the rough?
00:17:12Oh my god, my granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:18Bring the love.
00:17:22We're playing fast and loose.
00:17:31If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:35Time for a little help.
00:17:40Graham, what the fuck are you doing with that rock?
00:17:41You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:43This is serious.
00:17:44Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:18:01Holy shit.
00:18:05Let's go!
00:18:06That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:09Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:11A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:12Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:17Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:19Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:18:32Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:33With that perfect lie, we might just win this thing.
00:18:36Come on, Jake.
00:18:37You gotta pull through.
00:18:42Thanks, doll.
00:18:48Ready or not, here I come!
00:18:53Hey!
00:18:54Shit!
00:18:57Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:59He was standing right here.
00:19:01You knew that.
00:19:02You did that on purpose.
00:19:03It's against the rules.
00:19:05Thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:07Doing this casual.
00:19:08There's no need for rules.
00:19:10I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:12There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:14Whatever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:21A torn ligament?
00:19:23Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:26Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:28Who is he, really?
00:19:30Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:32I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:33No, I can keep going.
00:19:35I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:40August Golf Club, it's the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:44I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:49It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:51If I find you in my bed tonight naked, I might let you keep your club.
00:19:55What the fuck did you say?
00:19:56Watch this, bitch.
00:20:01Wow.
00:20:02Is that the best you got?
00:20:05I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:17Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:18He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:20:20But his wrist...
00:20:21Will you stop?
00:20:23As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:25No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:31You're still powering through?
00:20:33Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:38That's enough!
00:20:44I'll take it from here.
00:20:48Will you back off?
00:20:49This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:51Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:54Jake, that's enough.
00:20:55Step down.
00:20:56If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:58Let Bobby take over.
00:21:02Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:05You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:21:08What?
00:21:09Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:14You got some balls.
00:21:15I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:19You better not let it get into your head.
00:21:25This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:36This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:41And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:44Just look at yourself.
00:21:46Covered in filth.
00:21:47Carrying around a burden.
00:21:49You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:54Excuse me, sir.
00:21:57Don't mind him.
00:21:58He's an asshole.
00:22:00I'm Mia.
00:22:01I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:04And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter,
00:22:07I'd be happy to help.
00:22:27Is that your wife?
00:22:29You should have brought her with you.
00:22:30I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:34A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:38Well, the only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:43That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:48front of her grave.
00:22:48I'm begging.
00:22:49The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:52Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:54You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:58And losers got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:23:03Deal.
00:23:05You better keep your word.
00:23:20This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:22Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:24We're screwed.
00:23:25The Clueless groundskeeper is going to ruin it for August.
00:23:28You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:32Humidity, 60%.
00:23:34Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:45Please clear the water.
00:23:47Forget about the hole.
00:23:48You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:50I win.
00:24:04What the fuck?
00:24:07What the fuck?
00:24:09Was he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:11There's no way.
00:24:11It's a trick shot.
00:24:12You can't control where it lands.
00:24:18What the fuck?
00:24:19Oh, my God.
00:24:20What the water?
00:24:21I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:23But how?
00:24:24It's a miracle.
00:24:25Am I dreaming?
00:24:26Did we actually beat the Gold Hills bastards?
00:24:28This is impossible.
00:24:31There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:34Impossible.
00:24:35That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:38No.
00:24:39Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:41Even Kane.
00:24:43Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:51Is he?
00:24:52A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:55Who are you?
00:25:00Who are you?
00:25:01Me?
00:25:02I'm a nobody.
00:25:03I'm a gardener.
00:25:04You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:06I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:10Yes.
00:25:10Of course.
00:25:11You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:13We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:14Mia.
00:25:15This qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:18Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:19Bobby doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:25:22I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:22We should reconsider.
00:25:23Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:26I mean...
00:25:26How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:28If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming in at August Golf Club?
00:25:32All the things he could be doing.
00:25:33Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be left out.
00:25:38Okay, silence, all of you.
00:25:40I believe in Bobby.
00:25:42And he's our only hope now.
00:25:44Hey, Bobby.
00:25:44Bobby, I got cash, hot babes.
00:25:48You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club, look at anything you could ever want.
00:25:53I can't pay you cash or an advancement, but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf
00:25:59Club.
00:26:00If you'll still have us.
00:26:01I heard Golf Club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:26:05Every check you get's gonna bounce.
00:26:07Come on.
00:26:07Don't be stupid.
00:26:09Just give me the word.
00:26:10It's all yours.
00:26:13Tuition, 70k a year.
00:26:25I just mow the lawn.
00:26:27I don't need much in life.
00:26:33I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:36My heart's racing.
00:26:38What's going on?
00:26:40You old bastard.
00:26:42You're gonna regret this.
00:26:44Hey!
00:26:45Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:47What are you talking about?
00:26:48Our bet.
00:26:50You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:51My brother, Kane Carter.
00:26:53He's the grand champ.
00:26:55Your little amateur ass, are you sure you want this?
00:26:57It doesn't matter who it is.
00:27:00A bet's a bet.
00:27:05Baby, come on.
00:27:07You bastard.
00:27:08You're gonna regret this.
00:27:10Men honor their words.
00:27:12Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:27:15What are you, little boy?
00:27:16You motherfucker.
00:27:18Mark my words.
00:27:19You motherfuckers are gonna regret this.
00:27:21Come on, girls.
00:27:32You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:35A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:38It was a fluke.
00:27:40If you just give me another chance, I'll do it.
00:27:43Useless.
00:27:44The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:27:47You better not fail me again in the qualification match.
00:28:00I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:28:03But it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:28:08I can't believe he's been retired for six years already.
00:28:11You still think about him?
00:28:17I don't know.
00:28:19Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:37Come on.
00:28:39Come on, where?
00:28:40We're leaving.
00:28:43We're leaving.
00:28:44You're drunk.
00:28:46I'm taking you home.
00:28:48Party pooper.
00:28:51Such a gentleman.
00:28:55I'm so thirsty.
00:28:57I'll get you some water.
00:29:41Mia, you're drunk.
00:29:44Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:45Mm-hmm.
00:29:47Come right back around.
00:29:51Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me.
00:29:55Shining everything, yeah, I feel so free.
00:29:58Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me.
00:30:02Shining everything, yeah, I feel so free.
00:30:23I had a lot of fun last night.
00:30:30I had fun too.
00:30:31I had a lot of fun.
00:30:36Good afternoon.
00:30:38My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:30:43And today, on behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open press conference.
00:30:5550 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:31:01But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:31:08This AI-powered Gophers can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:31:15Now, who's up first?
00:31:19It matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:23I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:31:31Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:33Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:35Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:31:37You think you'll beat us all?
00:31:38Be my guest.
00:31:40Okay.
00:31:41Let's try to get back to some more measure of level.
00:31:54Yeah.
00:31:59Nice, man.
00:32:00Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:01Absolutely, we are.
00:32:02It's done.
00:32:03Enough wasting my time.
00:32:05By the way, only reason I let you two go first, so that everybody here is aware of how underranked
00:32:11you are.
00:32:17This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:32:19What are you doing here?
00:32:21You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:22You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:24Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:32:27Okay.
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:30Sit back.
00:32:32You'll see my rank.
00:32:33Hey, get this.
00:32:35I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:01I'll be right back.
00:33:02Thank you very much.
00:33:09He's 15th.
00:33:10Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast.
00:33:13Pretty much.
00:33:14Don't cry, though.
00:33:15It's OK.
00:33:16You may lose me, but all of you are better than him.
00:33:22You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:23The best you got is dead last.
00:33:25You know what, Tyler?
00:33:26Shut up.
00:33:27August is not going to be dead last.
00:33:28Just mark my words.
00:33:30Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:33:32He's ranked 15th.
00:33:34He's a nobody.
00:33:35Wow.
00:33:37That's something coming from the Gardner.
00:33:39Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:33:43Gardner?
00:33:43The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open.
00:33:47What the hell?
00:33:47Yeah, she sure did.
00:33:48I think he should be disqualified.
00:33:50All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:54Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:33:57Everyone deserves a shot.
00:33:59The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:34:01That's cute.
00:34:02August Golf Course owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum.
00:34:05And she did.
00:34:06Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:09Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:34:26Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:34:32I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:34:36What do you think you're doing?
00:34:38Ice here, kid.
00:34:39You're not going to want to miss this.
00:34:48This is my rating.
00:35:06Six years ago, you retired.
00:35:10Vanished without a trace.
00:35:12Only leaving behind your legacy.
00:35:18Talented golfers, they've come and gone.
00:35:21Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:35:24He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:35:27Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:35:30We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:35:32The all-time number one.
00:35:37I guess he couldn't wait.
00:35:40To celebrate your comeback, I'm going to return all your trophies to you.
00:35:47Take these. Let's go.
00:35:49The champ!
00:35:53What?
00:35:54Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:56According to the Govers Association rules, only the top 10 Govers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:36:02That means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the U.S.
00:36:05No, that can't be right.
00:36:07Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:09Cold hard facts.
00:36:10I guess the whole world's going to know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark.
00:36:15And no bites.
00:36:19Quickly, to the press conference.
00:36:21And bring the trophies.
00:36:23All of them.
00:36:24I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned!
00:36:31Wait.
00:36:33There's an explanation for this.
00:36:34He's not a pro golfer, so he's probably not even registered.
00:36:38Yeah, that explains it.
00:36:39How would a failing club like the Obagust have a top 10 player with him?
00:36:42Well, if I'm just an amateur, and you lost to me, what does that make you?
00:36:48You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:36:51You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:36:53We have the right to unlock it.
00:36:55If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:36:59Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:37:01Well, go ahead, unlock it.
00:37:03I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:37:06Go, boys.
00:37:08You're going to regret that.
00:37:09Get ready, folks.
00:37:11This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:37:24What?
00:37:26He's not just in the top 10, he's the best in the country?
00:37:30That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:37:34How?
00:37:35Could it be?
00:37:38No, that can't be right.
00:37:41There's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:37:43He's got a point.
00:37:44Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:47Nowhere.
00:37:47Thank goodness.
00:37:48You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:37:51You just had one lucky stroke.
00:37:53You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:37:56This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:37:59Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:00That's not up to you.
00:38:02That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:38:04Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association, there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:10Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:14I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:38:22You're on their side?
00:38:23Oh, don't act shocked.
00:38:25It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:38:26I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:38:31I think we should get them out of here.
00:38:33An unranked opportunist like yourself.
00:38:36Doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:38:40On behalf of the Golfers Association, I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open.
00:38:46You bastards.
00:38:47I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:38:50Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:38:53The chairman?
00:38:54That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:38:57Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:39:00Empetism's a big word for you, man.
00:39:03You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:06He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:08Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:10I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:39:11Make sure they're gone.
00:39:12I don't want them crawling back.
00:39:14This is my turn!
00:39:20This is my turn!
00:39:27Hands off!
00:39:32That's the bus the chairman had custom-made for Lyon.
00:39:35No one's ever seen it.
00:39:37Why did he bring it today?
00:39:38The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour,
00:39:43they're all Grand Slam trophies, and there's multiple?
00:39:47Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:39:50I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association,
00:39:57not Golden Hills.
00:39:59Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference.
00:40:03I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:40:05The trash?
00:40:09How dare you?
00:40:11Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:14Are you serious right now?
00:40:16You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:40:19Oh!
00:40:21Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:25He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:40:28Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system.
00:40:31He's not even in the rankings.
00:40:33He's a nobody.
00:40:34A nobody!
00:40:36So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:40All these trophies belong to him.
00:40:43That's impossible.
00:40:45He's done the impossible.
00:40:46Time and time again.
00:40:49All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:40:52He is the legendary golfer.
00:41:05Sir, I need to talk to you in private.
00:41:10What is he hiding from me?
00:41:15Look, I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:41:19Eleanor's still young and I don't want the press hounding her.
00:41:24I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:41:28I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:41:33I promise.
00:41:35I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:41:41I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:41:45I understand. I can keep your secret.
00:41:48Thanks.
00:41:49Here we go.
00:41:55After thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:42:03Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier and then immediately
00:42:12go into the final qualifier.
00:42:23What?
00:42:25I'm the highest ranked person here. We don't need some AI system to prove that and you have no right
00:42:31to disqualify me.
00:42:32I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the U.S. Open.
00:42:38I do have that right.
00:42:40You old bastard.
00:42:41You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:42:46Enough.
00:42:47You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long.
00:42:53You have no authority here.
00:42:57Take them out of this.
00:42:59You can't do this.
00:42:59You can't do this.
00:43:00Fuck off, motherfucker.
00:43:00You reckless bastard!
00:43:02As for you, the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering laptop.
00:43:11You're fired.
00:43:12You can't fire me!
00:43:14I am the vice president!
00:43:16You can't fucking fire me, you bastard!
00:43:22I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neurochip implant.
00:43:27Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:43:32Just watch out.
00:43:34I wouldn't worry about that.
00:43:35I chose to come back.
00:43:37I'm ready for anything.
00:43:39Come what may.
00:43:54All right.
00:43:55You can open your eyes.
00:44:03So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:44:06I don't know.
00:44:08But I do know that I'm gonna love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:44:17Daddy?
00:44:18Is this all for me?
00:44:20It's just like my drawing.
00:44:21Yep.
00:44:22It's all yours, sweetie.
00:44:27Oh!
00:44:28I can't forget this.
00:44:35Perfect.
00:44:37My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:44:40Yes.
00:45:01Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:45:07Why, it's you.
00:45:08My pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:45:11Wait!
00:45:11Daddy!
00:45:12I've got you a present.
00:45:14This is my lucky bracelet.
00:45:17I made it at school.
00:45:18Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:45:22Daddy, you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever.
00:45:26I'll be cheering for you.
00:45:27And I know Mommy will too.
00:45:29I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:45:33But it looks like she knew all along.
00:45:37Thank you, sweetie.
00:45:40I promise, I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:45:49Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open, which is also known as
00:45:54Golf's Longest Day.
00:45:56Today is going to be a 36-hole round, which means only the top 50 players will advance to the
00:46:00final round.
00:46:01So, good luck.
00:46:03Yeah!
00:46:04Yeah!
00:46:04Let's do this!
00:46:25Oh, dear!
00:46:26Whoa!
00:46:27Jim, that was incredible.
00:46:50You won.
00:46:52We won.
00:46:54Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:46:55We've got to celebrate.
00:46:56Let's party, drink it up.
00:46:58You know, come on!
00:46:59Oh, wait, Jake.
00:47:00We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:47:01Ugh!
00:47:02No!
00:47:02Disgusting!
00:47:03He just wants you there.
00:47:04He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:47:08Ugh.
00:47:08I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:47:10Yeah, I know.
00:47:10And I've had enough.
00:47:12It's time I end this.
00:47:22Lion, you've finally returned.
00:47:30For the past six years, I've torn through the competition.
00:47:33But those old-timers still insist that it is because you paved the way.
00:47:38No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head, hangs over every single
00:47:43trophy, like a thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:47:46But I'll Peru myself.
00:47:52When I'm implanted with this chip, everyone will be forced to know the truth.
00:47:57That I am the greatest golfer in the world.
00:48:03I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:48:18Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:48:19It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:48:22God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street.
00:48:25You dare show your face here?
00:48:28Dad, can you be nice?
00:48:30This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club.
00:48:52Everyone, this is Henry Hale.
00:48:56His father is the president of the Golfers Association.
00:49:00Golf is in their blood.
00:49:02Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:49:10Henry, is it?
00:49:12Yep.
00:49:13Mia's told me so much about you.
00:49:15You're Gabriel's kid.
00:49:16You act nothing like him.
00:49:18What would you know about my father?
00:49:19Nothing.
00:49:20He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:49:28Mia, are you serious?
00:49:30You brought the help home?
00:49:33So humiliating.
00:49:35Yeah, what is he doing here?
00:49:38To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:42Oh, Mia has good taste.
00:49:44I'm sure she'll know if someone's right for her.
00:49:46Watch it, yard boy.
00:49:48His father runs a US Open.
00:49:50With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:49:54Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:49:56Our food's getting cold.
00:49:57Let's go eat.
00:50:03Here, please, allow me.
00:50:12Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:50:14You have to try one of these.
00:50:16I just had him flown in from Cuba today.
00:50:19Really good arbanos.
00:50:20Oh, now we're done.
00:50:22Yeah.
00:50:22Real Cuban, huh?
00:50:24Mm-hmm.
00:50:27There you go.
00:50:29Excellent taste, young man.
00:50:33Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:36I gotta be.
00:50:38Yeah, real mature.
00:50:42We should really try this meal.
00:50:44Our champagne's special.
00:50:56I'm sorry, man.
00:50:57I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:50:59Okay, that's enough.
00:51:00Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:51:04Don't worry about it.
00:51:06I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:51:09I brought a gift.
00:51:23Ew.
00:51:24What is this?
00:51:26It sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:51:28I bet it's all junk.
00:51:31Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:51:36Yes, yes.
00:51:37Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:51:38Mm-hmm.
00:51:41Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion,
00:51:44so I wanted to do something special.
00:51:47I got you this.
00:51:49This is Lion's old tour card.
00:51:51Oh.
00:51:52It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:51:55That would go for millions of Sotheby's.
00:51:58Henry, this is very sweet of you.
00:52:02But it's far too valuable.
00:52:04I can't accept it.
00:52:08This is incredibly rare.
00:52:11What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:52:14Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:52:17Admit it, loser.
00:52:18You are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:52:27Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:29All right, I'm listening.
00:52:32If my gift is more valuable than yours, you have to lick this plate clean.
00:52:40Cigar ash and all.
00:52:43Hm.
00:52:49What a coincidence.
00:52:52Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too.
00:52:58But not just one.
00:53:03Ten.
00:53:05Whoa.
00:53:06What?
00:53:08That's impossible.
00:53:09You're just a washed up loser.
00:53:11Like, how is that possible?
00:53:14Well, looks like you lost.
00:53:16Eat up.
00:53:17Jeez.
00:53:18Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:21I gotta make a phone call.
00:53:25He's got ten points.
00:53:28Wait!
00:53:30Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:53:32I just talked to my father.
00:53:34Apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:53:37The only way you can even tell is if you put him against a fire and then the little lion's
00:53:42head will pop up.
00:53:43And let's be honest.
00:53:45These are certainly fake.
00:53:48And now, guess what?
00:53:50My dad's on his way.
00:53:51And we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are.
00:53:54You pissed off the president?
00:53:56You are so screwed.
00:54:00How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:54:04So you all think these cards are fake?
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:08Well, I believe Bobby.
00:54:10I don't think you'd lie to me.
00:54:13Well, why talk about it?
00:54:15Let's put it to the test.
00:54:16Wait, no.
00:54:17You can't destroy those.
00:54:19That's part of Lion's Legacy.
00:54:21That's a disrespected golf itself.
00:54:27Wait, no.
00:54:28You can't destroy those.
00:54:30That's part of Lion's Legacy.
00:54:31It'd be an insulted golf itself.
00:54:33Oh my God, Mia.
00:54:34Why are you believing this guy?
00:54:36I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:54:38I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:54:46What's going on here?
00:54:48What if that card actually is real?
00:54:51Fire test gold.
00:54:54Adversity test men.
00:54:56Ew.
00:54:58You lying con artist.
00:55:00I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:55:02Get on your knees.
00:55:03Admit these are fake.
00:55:04Otherwise, I'm going to give you a glimpse into the depths of hell.
00:55:10Dad!
00:55:11This is who I was telling you about.
00:55:13This is the con man.
00:55:17Ow!
00:55:18You idiot!
00:55:19What do you think you're doing?
00:55:21Mr. Chairman.
00:55:22He was the one that brought the fakes.
00:55:24We had nothing to do with it.
00:55:28Fakes.
00:55:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:33These are the real deal.
00:55:35What?
00:55:35What?
00:55:38Fakes.
00:55:41No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:43These are the real deal.
00:55:45What?
00:55:46Dad, what are you talking about?
00:55:48Are you senile?
00:55:49Like, those can't be real.
00:55:51Ow!
00:55:52Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:53Wait a minute.
00:55:54If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:58He's lying?
00:56:00I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:56:03I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again.
00:56:06What?
00:56:06And he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson.
00:56:10What?
00:56:11Let's go, your mother's in the car.
00:56:12Ow!
00:56:13Ow!
00:56:14It's a person!
00:56:15Ow!
00:56:15We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:56:21We didn't mean to.
00:56:22It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:26Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:56:30Let's go for a walk.
00:56:31That sounds nice.
00:56:34It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:46Sorry I had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:49Don't worry about it.
00:56:51I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:54Hm.
00:56:58Is that your wife?
00:57:08Yes.
00:57:09She passed in labor.
00:57:12I'm sorry.
00:57:15I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:57:18Never gets easier.
00:57:21I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:57:25I just...
00:57:27want to be by your side.
00:57:45Stay here, Mia.
00:57:47Be careful.
00:57:49Hey, bitch.
00:57:51Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:57:52Hey, baby.
00:57:54No!
00:57:56Bobby, watch out!
00:58:04Hey!
00:58:08Let her go, Tyler!
00:58:14Bobby!
00:58:18I thought you were gonna go down swinging.
00:58:20Oh, man.
00:58:22Those are cute.
00:58:24Those are my daughters!
00:58:28See that?
00:58:29It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch!
00:58:35It's time to go join your wife in hell.
00:58:41Fuck!
00:58:42Come on, boys!
00:58:43You got lucky this time, motherfucker!
00:58:45Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last!
00:58:48Okay?
00:58:51Man.
00:58:52Oh, I think it's broken.
00:58:54You gotta get to the hospital.
00:58:57Let's go.
00:59:06Wait, don't move.
00:59:10Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:59:13I have an itch.
00:59:15Down there.
00:59:16My hands are...
00:59:18Okay, well, let me itch it for you.
00:59:23Is it right here?
00:59:30How's that feel?
00:59:31That's amazing.
00:59:33Is that it?
00:59:34Oh, yeah.
00:59:35That's so good.
00:59:38That's amazing.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:42Oh, yes.
00:59:44What's Daddy doing?
00:59:47Eleanor!
00:59:49Daddy!
00:59:50Hey.
00:59:51Oh.
00:59:52I'm sorry.
00:59:54It's okay.
00:59:54Hey, Doc.
00:59:55Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:57Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:00He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
01:00:05Six weeks?
01:00:07What about the US Open?
01:00:09You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
01:00:15I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:16I missed you, too.
01:00:17Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:19What are you doing?
01:00:19You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:00:22I have to go to the US Open.
01:00:25I'll pop Oxy if I have to.
01:00:27Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:30What are you gonna do when the pill wears off?
01:00:32You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:35Four hours is plenty.
01:00:37I'll win.
01:00:38For you and me.
01:00:40It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:00:46Welcome to the US Open Championships.
01:00:49The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:53The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:55This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:00The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:01:07It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:01:10Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:17What?
01:01:18What?
01:01:19Wait, Bobby!
01:01:21Bobby, our groundskeeper!
01:01:22This legendary Lion!
01:01:24He's a Grand Slam champion.
01:01:26He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:28And now that the Lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:31Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury.
01:01:34But his right hand, is it really gonna be okay?
01:01:55You're old news, loser.
01:01:57Still living out your old Grand Slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:01Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:02:04Feisty.
01:02:05I like it. You can keep screeching, but when I win,
01:02:08I'm gonna find something to shove down your throat to shut you up.
01:02:11That's so fucking gross.
01:02:12Enough. This is a waste of time.
01:02:14While Lion has been sleeping away all these years,
01:02:17I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:02:24You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:32You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:39I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:43I will show them, once and for all,
01:02:46who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:03:11Incredible! The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with near robotic precision.
01:03:18They're all playing way above their level.
01:03:20It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path.
01:03:27Man, oh man. This AI, it's incredible. It's our secret weapon.
01:03:32This has-been, he can't beat us. He's done for.
01:03:43Can he do it?
01:03:53This is your grandson here? He's better off as my caddy.
01:03:58Don't push yourself. You can't play like this.
01:04:01Don't worry about it.
01:04:03I'm not gonna miss my next shot.
01:04:11All right. Well, you focus on swinging. I'll take care of the rest.
01:04:35All right, well, you focus on swinging. I'll take care of the rest.
01:04:39Hey, are you okay?
01:04:42How's the leaderboard?
01:04:44There you go. Good job today.
01:04:47Let's find out.
01:04:51Oh, thank God. We made it to the finals.
01:04:54I'm still way behind.
01:04:56To win this game, I have to catch up quickly.
01:05:00Game's just begun.
01:05:11Game's just begun.
01:05:20Mia!
01:05:22Where are you?
01:05:24Hey, do you need something?
01:05:26I tried to grab my towel, but my wrist still hurts.
01:05:30Oh yeah, hold on.
01:05:34Can you massage it, please?
01:05:36The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:05:42Where does it hurt?
01:05:45Right here.
01:06:00The finals are tomorrow. I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:06:04Tonight.
01:06:06You're alright.
01:06:07You're gonna find your way.
01:06:27I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:06:34Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:06:38A good luck kiss for daddy.
01:06:40Now, you're gonna win today because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you.
01:07:01Four hours?
01:07:03I need to finish before noon.
01:07:04Four hours? I need to finish before noon.
01:07:12I need to finish before noon.
01:07:13And I'm your luckiest.
01:07:15I'll hit you.
01:07:17Okay, thanks.
01:07:20What's going on?
01:07:22Loosed golf ball isn't headed towards the flag.
01:07:24It's..
01:07:32wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper into the bunker what are they trying to do
01:07:40that's the game plan the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in he's forced to play an
01:07:45impossible lie we're completely dug in what are we gonna do just give it up old man according to
01:08:00our calculations it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke the mighty lion is trapped
01:08:06in our cage there's no way these guys are this precise they must be playing dirty
01:08:15you planted microchips in your arm so what if we did all your experience is nothing compared to ai
01:08:31you want a hint the ai has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come up with one
01:08:37conclusion you lose ai's never wrong you're so screwed dude just accept it you're a washed up retiree
01:08:49you can't be cold hard facts don't you understand that it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:08:57leave it to me
01:09:17how the hell no that goes against all common sense and calculations it's impossible
01:09:30see he landed back in the bunker he still needs two strokes that fossil doesn't understand that ai
01:09:38it runs the world now
01:09:42bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole just to tie with kane shit mia we're done
01:09:47for
01:09:48looks like august can't escape bankruptcy after all the fact that y'all still put all your faith in
01:09:54him it's your biggest mistake making it in the hole from the bunker nobody can do that
01:10:01wait on the green something's moving
01:10:07wait wait that's my ball
01:10:12did he just
01:10:14oh so close but looks like bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:10:20it's okay guys even if august golf club goes down we'll stick together like family
01:10:26our cutting-edge ai implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way when in your dreams
01:10:37our ai's calculated your chances and guess what it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:10:50what's this i can't believe my eyes the ball's still moving look alive boys i'm still in play
01:11:05it stopped a pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data it's impossible yeah he must really be
01:11:22embarrassed huh
01:11:27oh my god let's go
01:11:34i knew you could do it
01:11:38our cutting-edge ai didn't see that path
01:11:41how did you nah you know man it's gotta be a bug or something right i mean there's no way
01:11:47that this
01:11:47guy's smarter than ai
01:11:50it's not a bug he took the path that ai considered to be impossible and he did it in one
01:11:56stroke
01:11:58he's done what ai thought to be beyond human ability
01:12:02a free lesson for you all the cold hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on
01:12:08the
01:12:08golf course it's gonna be a long time before you beat me so all your little microchips won't win
01:12:19now let's take a look at the final leaderboard bobby and kane are tied for first you know what this
01:12:25means a sudden death round whoever wins will move on to the next
01:12:32let's go boys
01:12:39what's wrong
01:12:43the painkillers have worn off haven't they don't worry i'll put kane in his place soon enough
01:13:13you've held out long enough old man it's time to end your legacy lion
01:13:18you
01:13:23damn it painkillers worn off
01:13:38next is hole 10. 535 yards at par 4. kane carter is up next
01:13:51just give up the future belongs to young innovative players like me not wrinkly old deadweights you're
01:13:57just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:11what the hell are you looking at old man the flags all the way over there
01:14:15just waiting on the sun to disappear disappear there's not a cloud in sight you really are crazy
01:14:21my experience doesn't lie
01:14:36you're screwed up even the great lion can't come back from this
01:14:42chin up old man you got to make it to the green to watch me crush you for good daddy
01:14:47lucky magic spell for you i know you can do it
01:14:51you got this
01:14:56soon soon soon what are you praying for a miracle i mean i guess you probably should
01:15:02because it's going to take an act of god for you to win this anything less and that trophy is
01:15:07mine
01:15:07a miracle miracles are for the unprepared
01:15:23the sun it actually disappeared
01:15:37fine at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:49nice shot bud bummer nerdy
01:15:52yes kane slipped up
01:15:56bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole then he's tied with
01:16:00kane
01:16:01for another round got this daddy god
01:16:06at his time it's gonna be the total eclipse how's he gonna swing in total darkness
01:16:09this is beyond lion's top records even at his peak plus it's about to be pitch black soon you can
01:16:15keep dreaming bud now it's bobby's turn he's looking rough we believe in you bobby he got this
01:16:32he's aiming for the flash he's swinging for the whip
01:16:35i'll tell you what i'll sweeten it you pull off this miracle i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:42and i'll hand it to august
01:16:48august doesn't want your club your reputation is trash
01:16:54and you
01:16:57i'll go beyond i'll beat the old me after this shot august's name will echo across america
01:17:06now watch this drive
01:17:09so
01:17:41Fly, golf ball, fly!
01:17:43Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:59Yeah!
01:18:04Fuck!
01:18:05How did he do this?
01:18:09Let's go!
01:18:14Oh, my God!
01:18:15No!
01:18:19I lost!
01:18:21He crushed me!
01:18:23How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:29Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:18:33Folks, did you see this?
01:18:35He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand!
01:18:39He's back, folks!
01:18:40The GOATS!
01:18:41The Lion!
01:18:42Bobby Woods!
01:18:49The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:59I didn't do this for me.
01:19:03I did it for all of us.
01:19:05For August Golf Club.
01:19:07Woo!
01:19:10You cheated!
01:19:12This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:19:15You were taking pills.
01:19:17I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:19You were doping!
01:19:22No.
01:19:23The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:28You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:30I can prove it.
01:19:36The doping you saw?
01:19:39Painkillers.
01:19:40Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:44Legal.
01:19:45Approved by the association.
01:19:47And cleared prior to competition.
01:19:49It's all documented right here.
01:19:53You.
01:19:54You're on his team.
01:19:55You're in on it.
01:19:57Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:06I have evidence.
01:20:08How about you?
01:20:12I have evidence.
01:20:15Do you?
01:20:17This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:20:22Come on.
01:20:23Punch you, motherfucker.
01:20:25Lion, you finally returned reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:36A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:20:39But I did for my daughter.
01:20:41And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:48Stay.
01:20:49We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:54Please.
01:20:54Stay.
01:20:56Stay.
01:20:58Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:21:00Stay.
01:21:00Stay.
01:21:02Eleanor.
01:21:03Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:21:05And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:08I'm staying with you.
01:21:10I'm not golfing.
01:21:14Daddy.
01:21:15I like watching you play golf.
01:21:17I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:21:21You're amazing.
01:21:24I'm a big girl now.
01:21:26Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:29Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:36Daddy.
01:21:38Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:21:40But I so enjoy.
01:21:41No!
01:21:43No!
01:21:47No!
01:21:52No!
01:21:54No!
01:21:58No!
01:22:01Why I got thatSorry of holy rhythm.
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