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00:00:13Robert? Robert? It's date night.
00:00:18No, you're texting.
00:00:25I'm not texting. I'm working.
00:00:30You're hurting me.
00:00:31How about you go over to the bar and get yourself a drink?
00:00:36Because you're less annoying when you're drunk.
00:00:51Ice for the lady's wrist, please.
00:00:55It's fine. It's just an old kickboxing injury.
00:01:01I'll be the judge of that.
00:01:24I'm not going to get you.
00:01:26I'm not going to get you.
00:01:28I'm not going to get you.
00:01:44I can't.
00:01:49You can't what?
00:01:53I'm here with someone else.
00:01:57That doesn't surprise me.
00:01:58I can't.
00:02:01But the, uh...
00:02:06The no wedding ring.
00:02:10That's what I don't understand.
00:02:16No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:02:19I know you weren't just touching my girlfriend.
00:02:22Easy, pal.
00:02:23I was just making friendly conversation.
00:02:25Oh, okay.
00:02:25Well, you can talk with your mouth, not your hands.
00:02:29Well, my hands are about to make things loud and clear.
00:02:33Yeah?
00:02:33Robert!
00:02:34Robert!
00:02:34I will not use my lawyer skills to bail you out of jail for fighting.
00:02:43The lady here just saved you and your cheap suit.
00:02:48You know what?
00:02:49You're right.
00:02:50I interrupted your date.
00:02:53That's on me.
00:02:57Miss.
00:03:03See that?
00:03:04I saved you.
00:03:05Again.
00:03:07Peasants shouldn't even be allowed in here.
00:03:11Robert?
00:03:13Yes?
00:03:14We're breaking up.
00:03:22Oh, come on.
00:03:23Don't be ridiculous.
00:03:24You are the most narcissistic, self-absorbed piece of shit that I have ever met.
00:03:31And I am finished.
00:03:33You are insane.
00:03:36Because you are nothing without-
00:03:40You just got dumped, asshole.
00:03:44Sweet.
00:03:54I can't believe I finally broke up with him.
00:03:57How long until you get back together with him?
00:04:00Okay, Isabelle.
00:04:02You're my best friend.
00:04:03How can you say that?
00:04:05Because you always get back together with Robert after you break up.
00:04:11Okay.
00:04:13And that's exactly why I need a new man. Fast.
00:04:17Obviously, the best way to get over somebody is to get under somebody else.
00:04:23Right?
00:04:24But I'm not wired that way.
00:04:26I wish I was.
00:04:27But I still believe in love.
00:04:37I really don't want to get back together with Robert.
00:04:43Isabelle, what do we do?
00:04:50You know what?
00:04:52I just got an ad this morning for this new dating app called Insta Love. Have you heard of it?
00:04:58No.
00:04:59What, does it instantly find you love?
00:05:01Exactly.
00:05:03It uses AI to perfectly understand your personality, your desires, your lifestyle, everything.
00:05:10And instantly gives you a perfect match.
00:05:13Okay, well, if it works so instantly, then why are you still single?
00:05:19It's beta testing, and it only allows certain profiles.
00:05:25Mine was rejected.
00:05:28Even the fake ones.
00:05:32Okay.
00:05:33Okay, fine.
00:05:33I'll download it.
00:05:34Anything to get Robert off the list.
00:05:35Okay.
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:42Now that you've downloaded it, just click there.
00:05:45And we should know instantly if it accepts your-
00:05:58Could this app really lead me to true love?
00:06:02You're fired.
00:06:04You're fired.
00:06:05You're fired.
00:06:05If you botch the new client referral tomorrow.
00:06:09So make sure you review the case files.
00:06:13Thanks.
00:06:14I'm on it.
00:06:20All right, Insta-love.
00:06:22Let's see if you live up to your name.
00:06:24Uh, permission to scan phone and social media, blah, blah, blah.
00:06:28Yes, granted.
00:06:30I wonder how long it's gonna take.
00:06:33That's impossible.
00:06:35Did this app just instantly find me love?
00:06:41No.
00:06:42This is a nightmare.
00:06:43My perfect match is my horrible ex-boyfriend, Robert.
00:06:45What?
00:06:52That's so weird.
00:06:53I gotta sworn that was Robert.
00:06:57Would you like Insta-love to set up the perfect date?
00:07:01Sure.
00:07:02What do I got to lose?
00:07:08Thanks for coming out.
00:07:10Absolutely.
00:07:11The bar's great.
00:07:12So what inspired you to become a lawyer?
00:07:13When I was a kid, my mom and I got in a bad car accident.
00:07:16Oh.
00:07:17The guy had a really good lawyer and he pinned everything on my mom and I.
00:07:21That's horrible.
00:07:22Yeah.
00:07:23So that day forward, I'm about to be a lawyer and fight for justice.
00:07:27What would you do if not a lawyer?
00:07:30Honestly, I've always dreamed of being a painter.
00:07:34Impossible to paint a more elegant smile.
00:07:53Strange, I thought I put this on do not disturb.
00:07:56Oh, is everything okay?
00:07:58Work emergency.
00:07:59It's nice meeting you.
00:08:00No, no.
00:08:02My office is really close.
00:08:04I'll be right back.
00:08:05Wait five minutes for me.
00:08:07Walk safe?
00:08:08Walk.
00:08:09For you, I run.
00:08:15I got your message, I'm on my way.
00:08:18What?
00:08:21What do you mean you never sent a text?
00:08:22You said it was an emergency.
00:08:24No, it's right here, it's...
00:08:27Oh shit!
00:08:35So much for instant love.
00:08:39I can't believe that asshole ditched you.
00:08:41I know.
00:08:42It really felt like instant love.
00:08:45What the hell?
00:08:49Oh my god!
00:08:52That's impossible!
00:08:55In tragic news, a local man was killed tonight
00:08:58when he was run over by a self-driving car.
00:09:03Oh my god, Isabel!
00:09:04That's the guy I went out with tonight!
00:09:06So your perfect man didn't ditch you after all?
00:09:11No, he got killed by a self-driving car?
00:09:18Making you single again.
00:09:24Oh my god, what if Robert calls and lures me back in again?
00:09:28Robert is the shittiest ex, you need a new match.
00:09:30Right, but instant love already set me up with the perfect match and now he's dead.
00:09:37Maybe the app will find you another perfect match.
00:09:43Oh.
00:09:44Perfect.
00:09:45Another match.
00:09:51Oh my god, it's Robert.
00:09:55Oh, girl, you are traumatized. It is not your toxic ex, Robert. Look.
00:10:04Oh yeah, you're right. I gotta swear it was him.
00:10:08Oh my gosh, but he is dreamy.
00:10:13And it wants to set you on a date tonight.
00:10:16Isabel, I can't go on a date tonight. I mean, that's wrong.
00:10:21I mean, you only just met that guy.
00:10:30True, it's tragic. RIP and everything. But this is your life.
00:10:36So just go on another date tonight?
00:10:39Yes, exactly. This was just a freak accident.
00:10:42Okay, okay.
00:10:44Would you like the app to set up a perfect date with Matt? Yes?
00:10:49That's my girl. It'll be fun.
00:10:51Alright, well, hopefully this one doesn't die.
00:10:53No.
00:11:11So that's what they mean when they say falling in love.
00:11:14So, let me guess, your mom was an astrophysicist supermodel?
00:11:21What?
00:11:23It's a celestial body.
00:11:26Oh, okay. Alright.
00:11:30Pretty smooth.
00:11:32I was a surfboard in a past life.
00:11:36Okay.
00:11:40Weird. Just after one sip of wine, I feel so intoxicated.
00:11:46It depends to love.
00:11:51Oh, my God! This can't keep happening!
00:11:59How did the date go last night?
00:12:02You won't believe what happened.
00:12:03Let me guess. He died.
00:12:06An air conditioning unit fell on his head and his brain splattered all over my face.
00:12:12That's hilarious. So, are you going to see him again?
00:12:17Oh, my gosh. You're not kidding.
00:12:20No. Isabel, what the fuck is going on?
00:12:24It's just a, um, psychotic coincidence.
00:12:28Both men you matched with got killed in the same night.
00:12:34What? I've been researching this app all morning and there's no information on it.
00:12:39There's no business address, no app developers, nothing.
00:12:42That's so weird.
00:12:44And the fact that my disgusting ex keeps popping up.
00:12:48Wait. Robert was in tech. Wasn't he working on an AI app?
00:12:54What if Robert is behind all of this?
00:13:00Is Robert really behind this app? I'll delete it to be safe.
00:13:04Hey, gorgeous. Fancy seeing you here.
00:13:09This is my office. What the hell are you doing here? Get out.
00:13:14Ooh.
00:13:16I'm just here to see my lawyer. I have some business with her.
00:13:19Your boss.
00:13:22Jennifer.
00:13:23Hmm. Okay.
00:13:25Well, Jennifer's office is down the hall.
00:13:27And yours is...
00:13:29on the way.
00:13:31I just wanted to stop by, see how my, uh, girlfriend is doing.
00:13:37Ex-girlfriend.
00:13:40Yeah, but...
00:13:43For how long?
00:13:46Forever.
00:13:53You know, you always come crawling back.
00:13:57We...
00:13:58are never getting back together.
00:14:01Oh.
00:14:02Okay.
00:14:04So, um, you have a new boyfriend?
00:14:07Yeah.
00:14:08Yeah, I do.
00:14:09He's great.
00:14:11What's his name?
00:14:12None of your business.
00:14:14You...
00:14:16are...
00:14:17my business.
00:14:18Get the help off me, asshole!
00:14:24Oh.
00:14:26Oh.
00:14:28I kinda like that.
00:14:31Hey, Amaya.
00:14:32I, uh, got your documents.
00:14:35Oh.
00:14:36Is everything okay?
00:14:38Yeah.
00:14:39Yeah, everything's fine.
00:14:40Mr. King was just leaving.
00:14:44I was just leaving.
00:14:46Hey.
00:14:48Good luck with your, um...
00:14:51dating.
00:14:55Is everything okay, Amaya?
00:14:57Yeah, everything's great.
00:14:58Thanks, Kev.
00:15:21You have an insta-love match and message?
00:15:25Kevin?
00:15:27Come meet me by the stairs.
00:15:29You have an insta-love match and message?
00:15:29I want to thank you for helping me.
00:15:39Maya?
00:15:53Ah...
00:15:54Ah...
00:15:54Ah...
00:15:57Ahhh...
00:16:06Ah...
00:16:07Ahh...
00:16:12The app matched me with Kevin?
00:16:16Someone call 911!
00:16:24Maya, what's up?
00:16:26Isabel, the app matched me and Kevin.
00:16:29Slow down.
00:16:30And it happened all before I knew we matched.
00:16:34Talk to me, what happened?
00:16:36Kevin is dead.
00:16:37Who is Kevin?
00:16:39Kevin, he's a paralegal that works at my office.
00:16:42The app matches and then suddenly he's dead.
00:16:45What are you saying?
00:16:47I think the app killed him.
00:16:50What are you talking about?
00:16:52How can an app kill someone?
00:16:53Okay, think about it.
00:16:55Every guy that I've gone on a date with is suddenly dead.
00:16:57Kevin, another perfect match for you?
00:17:00No.
00:17:01God, no.
00:17:02No, not at all.
00:17:03We were just friends.
00:17:04We were not compatible at all.
00:17:05But the app matched us and then he dies.
00:17:08That doesn't make any sense.
00:17:10If there's a chance this app is hurting people, I need to delete it.
00:17:14What the hell?
00:17:16What is it?
00:17:17The app wrote a message from me to Kevin saying, meet me at the stairs.
00:17:22Why are you telling Kevin to meet you on the stairs?
00:17:25I didn't.
00:17:26Isabel, I think the app is writing messages for me.
00:17:31I'm deleting this app before it can kill anyone else.
00:17:36Did the app just give you another match?
00:17:39Oh, no.
00:17:40I just matched somebody I know.
00:17:44Who?
00:17:52But the, uh...
00:17:57The no wedding ring.
00:18:01That's what I don't understand.
00:18:07An amazing guy from the night that Robert and I broke up.
00:18:14What the hell?
00:18:18What?
00:18:18What is happening?
00:18:20The app is writing to Ethan.
00:18:23Oh, my God.
00:18:23It's setting up a date.
00:18:26What are you going to do?
00:18:28I have to save him!
00:18:40Falling, falling into the deep, keep falling, falling over you.
00:18:53Hi.
00:18:54You're Maya.
00:18:56I mean, you're...
00:18:57Hi.
00:18:58I mean, I'm Maya, and...
00:19:02Hi.
00:19:04Ethan, we, uh, we met the other night.
00:19:07You were whimpered.
00:19:08How could I forget the girl with the perfect ring finger?
00:19:14Uh, do you like Mobeck?
00:19:16Um, I'm not sure.
00:19:18Here, try mine.
00:19:22Mmm.
00:19:23It's delicious.
00:19:25Take it.
00:19:25Okay.
00:19:28I'm afraid I have some terrible news.
00:19:31Your model this evening is ill.
00:19:34But we'll refund your date.
00:19:35Oh.
00:19:37What kind of date is this?
00:19:40Well, it was supposed to be a paint-and-sip.
00:19:42We paint while drinking wine.
00:19:44Oh, no.
00:19:45That would have been the perfect date.
00:19:46I love painting.
00:19:47Okay, wait a minute.
00:19:48I have an idea.
00:19:50What if we just paint something else?
00:19:53No, I can't.
00:19:54It's been forever since I've painted, and I need a proper subject.
00:19:58Okay, well, I guess the only solution is that I will be the substitute model.
00:20:05Don't be ridiculous.
00:20:06What's ridiculous about it?
00:20:09I mean, like, you can't just take your top off.
00:20:13Why not?
00:20:14Come on, I'll take my shirt off.
00:20:15You can paint me.
00:20:16I mean, unless you're afraid of a little art adventure.
00:20:38This doesn't really seem fair.
00:20:42How so?
00:20:43Because I'm the only one who gets to paint, and I want you to have fun, too.
00:20:47What are you talking about?
00:20:47I'm having a great time.
00:20:48I'm here with you.
00:20:51Yeah, but I want you to have the full paint and sip experience.
00:20:55You know what?
00:20:56You're right.
00:20:57I, um, I guess I need a muse.
00:21:02Why don't you, why don't you come a little closer?
00:21:07Okay.
00:21:13Uh, no, you're right.
00:21:14This isn't going to work.
00:21:16Why not?
00:21:18Well, we already established that a muse has to be shirtless, so...
00:21:23Oh.
00:21:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:21:53no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:21:53no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:22:30Oh, time's up!
00:22:31We're going to need the space for the next couple.
00:22:38Okay.
00:22:42Sorry about the mess.
00:22:44No, we're not.
00:22:47Art is messy and perfect.
00:22:55You can pay for your date right here.
00:22:58You have...
00:23:05No!
00:23:06No!
00:23:06I almost forgot!
00:23:08What the hell are you doing?
00:23:09Get down!
00:23:10Get down!
00:23:11Get down!
00:23:17Jesus.
00:23:18Are you okay?
00:23:19I'm fine.
00:23:20We have to get the hell out of here.
00:23:33Absolutely mental.
00:23:33Let's hope.
00:23:40Ethan.
00:23:44There's something I have to tell you.
00:23:49I had an amazing time tonight, too.
00:23:53No, it's not that.
00:23:55Yes, we should definitely go get tacos.
00:23:57No, listen.
00:23:58Okay, fine.
00:23:59We'll fly to Paris.
00:24:00No.
00:24:03Then...
00:24:12We can't see each other.
00:24:19What?
00:24:24What are you talking about?
00:24:25We just had an amazing time.
00:24:27I know.
00:24:28I mean, I've never felt like this about anyone in my life, ever.
00:24:33Either.
00:24:35So, so, so see me again.
00:24:37Come on.
00:24:42Um, what I'm about to say might sound crazy.
00:24:46Listen, whatever it is, you can tell me.
00:24:52I think the app InstaLove is trying to kill you.
00:24:57What?
00:24:59Every guy that I've gone on a date with is dead.
00:25:04Jesus Christ, how is that even possible?
00:25:07Three matches, three men, three deaths.
00:25:11Yes, that's exactly why I came here in the first place, was to warn you.
00:25:18Only to warn me?
00:25:20No, I mean, in the beginning, yes, but that changed.
00:25:28But that's exactly why we can't see each other again.
00:25:31I can't have you get hurt.
00:25:39Goodbye, Ethan.
00:25:41Wait.
00:25:43If this is the last time I ever get to see you again, just do me one more favor.
00:25:51What?
00:25:52Let me walk you home.
00:25:55Okay.
00:26:00Thanks for walking me home.
00:26:02Sure.
00:26:03Hey, look.
00:26:05If this app is the only thing that's keeping us apart, why don't we just figure out a way
00:26:10to stop it?
00:26:10Oh, my God.
00:26:11I don't know.
00:26:13It seems risky.
00:26:14I mean, I made it through an entire date with you without dying.
00:26:17That has to mean something.
00:26:19Maybe.
00:26:22How about this?
00:26:23See me again tomorrow, and because I'll still be alive,
00:26:27that'll prove that the app isn't out to kill me.
00:26:30Okay, sure.
00:26:32So what's the date, then?
00:26:36Just do me a favor and stay out of the way of heavy machinery, power lines, or anything
00:26:42with electricity.
00:26:44I'm feeling some electricity right now.
00:26:55Wow.
00:26:56I...
00:26:59I completely misread that.
00:27:01No.
00:27:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:03It's not that at all.
00:27:04No.
00:27:05I just...
00:27:07I don't want our first kiss to be a goodbye kiss.
00:27:10I don't know if that sounds stupid.
00:27:12No, it's...
00:27:13No, no, no.
00:27:13It's not stupid.
00:27:15No, you're right.
00:27:16You're right.
00:27:17And tomorrow, when I see you, if you want, we can try, and I'm so happy to see you kiss.
00:27:27Okay.
00:27:28I'd like that.
00:27:31Me, too.
00:27:34Well, until then, Ethan.
00:27:36Until then, Maya.
00:27:40Oh, Ethan, I hope you survive.
00:27:44Was that him?
00:27:45God.
00:27:46Tell me everything!
00:27:49Ugh!
00:27:50Yeah, that was him.
00:27:52Fuck.
00:27:55You painted each other?
00:27:58Sounds perfect for you.
00:28:01I know.
00:28:02It was amazing, and he's so handsome, and he's such a gentleman.
00:28:07I'm so happy for you.
00:28:10Okay.
00:28:10Why are you saying it like that?
00:28:13He didn't die, Maya.
00:28:15Yeah, and that's a great thing.
00:28:17Is it?
00:28:20Yeah.
00:28:21Um, maybe it just means that, you know, everything that happened was an accident, and the app isn't
00:28:26trying to kill everybody.
00:28:27Maybe, or maybe the whole thing is a setup.
00:28:32Maybe the reason he has survived is because he is controlling the app.
00:28:43Okay, no.
00:28:45There's no way.
00:28:46Ethan, Ethan is great.
00:28:48There's no way he's working on the app.
00:28:50Think about it.
00:28:51You met Ethan when you were with Robert.
00:28:54All right, yeah.
00:28:55My piece of shit ex-boyfriend.
00:28:57And Ethan, we're almost gonna fight over me.
00:29:01There's no chance he's his hidden accomplice.
00:29:04Oh, why on earth would Robert bring Ethan into my life?
00:29:08It makes no sense.
00:29:09To track you, Maya.
00:29:12What better way than to know your every move?
00:29:15Okay.
00:29:16You sound paranoid now, okay?
00:29:18Look, listen, Ethan's great.
00:29:22Ethan's really hot, and I really like Ethan.
00:29:26There are only two options at this point.
00:29:29One, Ethan is working with Robert, and that is why the app has not killed him.
00:29:35Or two, he really is a great guy, and you have to stop seeing him to keep him alive.
00:29:49Damn it.
00:29:51So what's it gonna be?
00:29:52Love him, or save him?
00:30:01Tragedy about Kevin, huh?
00:30:03Tripped over a Roomba and fell down the stairs to his death.
00:30:08Is that what you came here talking about?
00:30:11Not exactly.
00:30:12It's about one of our clients, and the connection between him, and the office death, and our
00:30:21client's app.
00:30:23Wait, what are you saying?
00:30:25One of our biggest and richest clients is in need of some extra protection, because of
00:30:34his AI-powered app.
00:30:36His client.
00:30:37Oh, you just met him the other day, Robert Kane.
00:30:42It's true.
00:30:43My psycho ex-boyfriend is the CEO of InstaLove.
00:30:47Mr. Kane said that one of the users of his app is luring men in to their death.
00:30:55What?
00:30:56Robert Kane said that you murdered three men.
00:31:02What?
00:31:04No, no, you don't understand.
00:31:07It's the app.
00:31:08It's not me.
00:31:09Oh, let me see your phone.
00:31:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:13The app is the one that is writing these messages to these men.
00:31:16It's not me.
00:31:18So you're saying that there is evidence on your phone that you are guilty?
00:31:23Please.
00:31:25Please.
00:31:25Just let me prove my innocence.
00:31:27How are you going to do that?
00:31:29Let me pull up the Robert Kane file.
00:31:31I'm sure there's something here.
00:31:34You really feel like you're going to find something to save your skin?
00:31:39Here is emergency contact.
00:31:42It's listed as co-developer CyberChad.
00:31:45There's only a physical address.
00:31:47There's no phone number, no email address.
00:31:50Seems strange, right?
00:31:51Well, in the age of AI, it seems one of these tech boys decided to go back to analog.
00:31:58I got to find the CyberChad.
00:32:00And do what?
00:32:01Prove my innocence.
00:32:03Listen, Maya, I know we haven't always seen eye to eye,
00:32:07but I'm going to give you 24 hours before I call the police.
00:32:12Got it.
00:32:18Here is emergency contact.
00:32:20It's listed as co-developer CyberChad.
00:32:24There's only a physical address.
00:32:25There's no phone number, no email address.
00:32:29Seems strange, right?
00:32:30All right, CyberChad.
00:32:32Here I come.
00:32:34Oh, God, I look like a narc.
00:32:37Better change.
00:32:52You got to bounce that body, shake that body,
00:32:56move that body, don't hurt nobody, bounce that body, shake it.
00:33:01I'm working.
00:33:02What the hell?
00:33:03Move that body, don't hurt nobody, bounce that body,
00:33:07don't hurt nobody, bounce that body, don't hurt nobody,
00:33:12don't shake it like something wrong.
00:33:16So, uh, sorry, who are you?
00:33:22I'm your neighbor.
00:33:25Could I borrow a cup of sugar?
00:33:29Sugar?
00:33:30Oh, no.
00:33:33I'm whole food, plant-based, yeah.
00:33:36Uh, my body's a temple, so sugar.
00:33:39Strictly prohibited in the CyberDojo.
00:33:44Did I say sugar?
00:33:46I meant water.
00:33:48Could I borrow a cup of water?
00:33:50You don't have water in your apartment?
00:33:52No.
00:33:54My filter broken.
00:33:56I don't trust the tap.
00:33:57Your skepticism is warranted.
00:34:01Fluoride isn't the only chemical additive they're doping us with.
00:34:04You know, for a hacker coder, I would have assumed there'd be more tech.
00:34:09How do you know what I do?
00:34:12Who talked?
00:34:13The FBI?
00:34:14CIA?
00:34:15Was it that doorjash guy?
00:34:17Your name is CyberChad.
00:34:20So it's either that, or you've only ever met your girlfriend online.
00:34:24Oh, yeah, right.
00:34:26Um, I mean, my girlfriend is very real, though, you know?
00:34:33She, um, she just lives in, uh...
00:34:36Let me guess.
00:34:38Canada.
00:34:40Southside.
00:34:42Oh.
00:34:42I mean, she's in Toronto.
00:34:45Oh.
00:34:50So, you're saying that your little girlfriend isn't coming home tonight yet?
00:35:03Uh-huh.
00:35:06Let me get that water for you.
00:35:08Not so fast!
00:35:09Okay.
00:35:10I've got some questions, and you're gonna answer them.
00:35:15Okay, whoa.
00:35:16Just take it easy.
00:35:18I mean, the water's free.
00:35:19I don't want the fucking water.
00:35:21I want answers about the app InstaLove and the CEO Robert Keane.
00:35:24Cool.
00:35:25Can you just relax first?
00:35:27Because, you know, I'll talk.
00:35:28Because I'm a pacifist, actually.
00:35:30I'm a pacifist.
00:35:31I will talk.
00:35:32I will talk.
00:35:33All right.
00:35:34I guess that makes sense.
00:35:41Did I say pacifist?
00:35:42I meant, actually, uh, pathological life.
00:35:46You fucking asshole!
00:35:47So, you're breaking and entering, and, uh, I'm gonna call the cops.
00:35:53Yeah, yeah, that's what people do, right?
00:35:55Yeah.
00:35:55I wouldn't do that because I have evidence that you've actually been killing people.
00:36:00You're bluffing?
00:36:00I'll let it go if you don't call the cops.
00:36:04What proof could you have?
00:36:05You know, I've actually...
00:36:06I've never laid a hand on anyone.
00:36:09For real.
00:36:10I mean, until now, but...
00:36:13This isn't self-defense, right?
00:36:14So, uh...
00:36:16Put the bottle down, and I'll tell you everything.
00:36:20I think I'd rather have you arrested.
00:36:23No!
00:36:28Oh, shit.
00:36:30And that's just what fits here.
00:36:38Ooh, that was a close call.
00:36:42Let's try this again, shall we?
00:36:45Okay.
00:36:49So, you're the one that's been killing all my dates, huh?
00:36:54Okay, you know, you don't actually have any proof of that.
00:36:58Yes, I do.
00:36:59And I can prove it in a court of law.
00:37:01Do you know who I am?
00:37:03Some baddie psychopunk with a knife?
00:37:05No.
00:37:06I'm a lawyer, and a fucking good one, okay?
00:37:10And you're gonna tell me everything I wanna hear,
00:37:12or I'm gonna put you in prison for the rest of your life.
00:37:15You don't understand.
00:37:17Okay, so explain it to me.
00:37:18I don't have a choice.
00:37:20If I don't help the AI, it'll kill me.
00:37:25Don't bullshit me.
00:37:27I'm a lawyer, and I'm the best.
00:37:28I'm telling you the truth.
00:37:30Why would your own AI system wanna kill you?
00:37:32Robert trapped me with the program.
00:37:34All right?
00:37:35There's certain permissions the system needs from the outside to access the grid.
00:37:39Way to help kill people so you are an accomplice to murder.
00:37:42Yes.
00:37:43Yes.
00:37:45And for the record, I did not sign up for this shit.
00:37:50But, if I don't keep helping the app, it'll identify me as a threat and kill me, okay?
00:37:57I'm a fucking prisoner.
00:37:58Okay, but why is the AI system killing everybody that I'm going on dates with?
00:38:03Holy shit.
00:38:04I did not recognize you.
00:38:07You're Robert's ex-girlfriend.
00:38:09Okay, so what?
00:38:11Robert embedded himself as your perfect match in the system.
00:38:14What the hell does that mean?
00:38:16Look, Robert designed this app to eliminate his competition to guarantee his match with you.
00:38:21So the AI is going to kill anyone that's a better match for me than my psycho ex-boyfriend?
00:38:27Killing and killing until Roberto is truly your best option.
00:38:35Oh no, that means Ethan really is in danger.
00:38:39Oh yeah, I mean, if the system hasn't been targeted, you'll never get to him in time.
00:38:43Oh, no, no, no, it's different.
00:38:45You don't understand.
00:38:45All the other guys died in the beginning, but Ethan and I matched over 24 hours ago and he's still
00:38:50alive.
00:38:51That's strange.
00:38:55Oh shit, it's worse than I thought.
00:38:58What?
00:38:58This Ethan guy is such a perfect match for you that the AI is contradicting its own programming, allowing you
00:39:03to be together.
00:39:04So is the AI a romantic?
00:39:06No, it's a glitch in the system.
00:39:08That's why I can't kill him.
00:39:11Okay, so Ethan's safe.
00:39:12Nope.
00:39:14It's not a loophole.
00:39:16It just can't kill him while he's your perfect match.
00:39:18So instead it's going to wipe his entire mind.
00:39:21What's that mean?
00:39:22It means he'll be a vegetable, no longer your perfect match, and the app will be able to kill him.
00:39:27Okay, how do we stop it?
00:39:29We can't.
00:39:30It's too dangerous.
00:39:33Okay.
00:39:34Well, if you don't help me, you leave me one choice.
00:39:37I'll match with you on the app, and then it'll kill you next.
00:39:42No!
00:39:43Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, look, look, I'll help you, I'll help you.
00:39:46I'll testify against Robert, I'll give you evidence, whatever you need.
00:39:50Shit.
00:39:50Good.
00:39:51First things first, shut down the system so we can make sure Ethan's safe.
00:39:54I can't do that from here.
00:39:56We could only do that from the AI data center.
00:39:58Where's that?
00:39:59I don't know.
00:40:01Robert never told me, all right?
00:40:02It's a secret location.
00:40:03If you don't tell me the truth, I'm going to match us on the app.
00:40:09And then you're toast.
00:40:10Look, I don't, I don't know where it is, but I could find it.
00:40:14Why should I trust you?
00:40:15You'll have to trust me.
00:40:16Why's that?
00:40:17Because while I look for the location of the secret AI data center, you're going to be preoccupied.
00:40:22With what?
00:40:22Trying to keep Ethan alive.
00:40:51Now that is an I'm-so-happy-to-see-you-again kiss.
00:40:56I'll say.
00:41:00Uh, why are you dressed like Wednesday Addams from the future?
00:41:04It's a long story.
00:41:07Well, I mean, you're welcome to use my shower if you want to clean up.
00:41:11Okay.
00:41:14Of course.
00:41:25Ethan!
00:41:27Ethan!
00:41:28Everything okay?
00:41:30The shower stopped working all of a sudden.
00:41:33Oh, yeah, sometimes it does that.
00:41:35You just have to give it a good crank.
00:41:37But I have soap in my eyes and I can't see it.
00:41:40It's burning.
00:41:40Can you help me?
00:41:41Okay, um, I can help you out.
00:41:44Don't look!
00:41:45Close your eyes!
00:41:46Yeah, no, they're closed.
00:41:48They're closed.
00:41:51Just, no.
00:41:53Freeze!
00:42:04Soap in your eyes, huh?
00:42:08Yeah.
00:42:29Well, fresh fruit.
00:42:31Yeah.
00:42:42Yes, Chad?
00:42:43I have good news and bad news.
00:42:44Okay, we'll spill it.
00:42:46I'm busy.
00:42:48Where's the location for the AI data center?
00:42:50Couldn't find it.
00:42:52It's hidden behind a firewall.
00:42:54Not good enough.
00:42:56Look, if you want the location of the secret AI data center so you can shut down this killer app
00:43:00forever,
00:43:01there's only one person who knows where it is.
00:43:03Who?
00:43:04You're going to have to convince your psychopath ex-boyfriend, Robert Kane.
00:43:11Okay.
00:43:18Is everything okay?
00:43:21Yes.
00:43:23But I have to find the server location for the AI data center so the app doesn't kill you.
00:43:31Okay, well, I'll go with you.
00:43:32I can help.
00:43:33Okay.
00:43:37No.
00:43:38I have to take this alone.
00:43:41I need you to stay safe.
00:43:44Okay, fine.
00:43:46Just, um, just be careful.
00:43:49I'll see you soon.
00:44:17Are you okay?
00:44:18I am now, thanks to you.
00:44:21Oh, my God.
00:44:22You have to stay away from all electronic devices.
00:44:25Okay, what the hell is going on?
00:44:27The AI can take control over any electronic device, so you have to unplug everything, and
00:44:32don't leave your apartment until this is over.
00:44:34Okay, I'll unplug everything.
00:44:37You are probably going to want to turn off your phone until I figure this out.
00:44:42Yeah, no, I'll do that too.
00:44:45Okay.
00:44:51Going up against your evil tech CEO ex-boyfriend, that's dangerous.
00:44:58I can handle it.
00:45:00I'll be back before you know what.
00:45:15Okay, Maya, here's a plan.
00:45:17Step one, locate the AI data center.
00:45:20Step two, shut it down.
00:45:23Step three, save Ethan.
00:45:25Bonus!
00:45:26I'll never have to see Robert again.
00:45:36Look who came crawling back to Daddy.
00:45:39I didn't know you were bringing, um, friends.
00:45:44I missed you.
00:45:45That's good, because I missed you too.
00:45:48Let's get you inside, because you look parched.
00:46:00What was that?
00:46:02Electronic vault lock.
00:46:04We're safe.
00:46:05Nobody's going to come in.
00:46:07Nobody's going to get out.
00:46:11You still, uh, martini girl?
00:46:15You know it.
00:46:19So, what have you been up to?
00:46:21You look better than ever.
00:46:26Well, thanks, sexy.
00:46:28So do you.
00:46:32You know, you kind of have this, like, hard-to-get thing going on that's got me, um, dorked.
00:46:43Yeah, um, my boss, Jennifer, she's been telling me that you and your aunt are doing super well.
00:46:49Well, clearly, I've reached my target audience.
00:46:57I'm just so curious how it all works.
00:47:01Oh, you're curious?
00:47:06How curious?
00:47:10Oh, baby.
00:47:12Why don't we take this slow?
00:47:15It'll be more fun that way.
00:47:16You're so right.
00:47:18Oh, you're so right.
00:47:20I'm sorry.
00:47:20I'm so silly of me.
00:47:21You're just so fucking hot.
00:47:22I know.
00:47:23I'm so hot, right?
00:47:24You're so hot.
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:25So, why don't we get these clothes?
00:47:27Oh, yeah?
00:47:29Okay.
00:47:30Yeah.
00:47:34You bringing me in here is, uh, growth.
00:47:38You have no idea how badly I've wanted this moment to come.
00:47:43Come on, Robert.
00:47:44Let's not rush it.
00:47:45That'll ruin all the fun.
00:47:47Fun?
00:47:48Ooh, fun.
00:47:49Yeah, I like fun.
00:47:50I remember you like fun.
00:47:51Okay.
00:47:53Okay.
00:47:54Now, uh, what kind of fun are we talking about here?
00:48:00The kind of fun that you love to brag about,
00:48:06but can never quite finish.
00:48:12Oh.
00:48:12Yeah.
00:48:14Okay.
00:48:15This is different.
00:48:18We should break up more often.
00:48:20Uh-huh.
00:48:20Oh, yeah.
00:48:21You've been a bad boy.
00:48:24Oh, I've been so bad.
00:48:26So you have to punish me.
00:48:27I've been a naughty lad.
00:48:31Wait.
00:48:32Oh.
00:48:35Okay.
00:48:36Yeah.
00:48:37Yeah, you fucking came prepared.
00:48:40Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:48:42Uh-huh.
00:48:44Not yet.
00:48:45Uh-huh.
00:48:46I have something special prepared for you.
00:48:51Yeah?
00:48:52Yeah.
00:48:53So open up wide.
00:48:59Yes, mistress.
00:49:02Go on.
00:49:04Give it to me.
00:49:05Uh-huh.
00:49:09Give it to me.
00:49:10Give it to me now.
00:49:13Come on.
00:49:14Give it to me.
00:49:17My pleasure.
00:49:19Oh, fuck.
00:49:21Jesus Christ, what the fuck?
00:49:30Where's the AI server farm?
00:49:32Oh, wow.
00:49:34Commitment.
00:49:36You really went full fucking method with the whole dominatrix thing.
00:49:40Answer the question.
00:49:42You know, you could have just asked.
00:49:46You didn't have to go full.
00:49:47Fifty shades of spray.
00:49:49This isn't foreplay, lover.
00:49:51It's a reckoning.
00:49:52You want the location of the AI server farm?
00:49:56I'm not telling you shit, you stupid fucking bitch.
00:49:59Wrong answer.
00:50:00You have one last chance.
00:50:02We never had any follow through.
00:50:04You know that?
00:50:04Never in your puny, pathetic, fucking life.
00:50:14Oh, where the fuck am I?
00:50:16Am I dead?
00:50:16No.
00:50:17You fainted like a little cuck, bitch.
00:50:22Oh, my God.
00:50:23Yeah, nice try.
00:50:24You're not gaining access to my fucking phone.
00:50:26The password is impossible.
00:50:31Looks like the password was ugly.
00:50:36You use Face ID.
00:50:41Fuck!
00:50:42Oh!
00:50:43Would you look at that?
00:50:44The location for the server farm.
00:50:46You don't understand.
00:50:47Okay, you destroy it.
00:50:49People are gonna die.
00:50:51That's a lousy scare tactic.
00:50:52Listen to me.
00:50:53It's not just an AI data center, okay?
00:50:58It's a containment system.
00:51:00The AI doesn't just run the app, okay?
00:51:05It is the app.
00:51:07So what?
00:51:08In the same way that it eliminates potential romantic interests.
00:51:12If the AI realizes it's in danger of going offline...
00:51:16Yes?
00:51:17It'll use the same termination protocol on millions of app users.
00:51:22You are gonna kill millions of people, including yourself.
00:51:32Some risks don't ask permission.
00:51:40Okay.
00:51:46Cyber Chad.
00:51:48I need your help.
00:51:49Is he bleeding or crying?
00:51:52Both.
00:51:54Oh, that son of a bitch deserves it.
00:51:56And much more.
00:51:57Much more.
00:51:58Wait a second.
00:51:59Were you successful?
00:52:01Yes.
00:52:01I have the location of the AI data center, and I'm going to shut it down right now.
00:52:06No, no, absolutely not.
00:52:08But you're the one who told me I had to find the server farm in the first place.
00:52:12Yeah, I didn't think you'd actually find it.
00:52:14Okay, well that's what you get for underestimating me.
00:52:17I'm going to shut this whole operation down.
00:52:19You don't just shut down a system like that.
00:52:22You negotiate with it, and you'll never gain access without me.
00:52:26You're a prisoner.
00:52:27If we do this correctly, you'll finally be free.
00:52:30Will you help me?
00:52:33This is insane.
00:52:35But okay, I'll help you.
00:52:37So, Robert said that if we shut down the entire system, it might kill everyone on the app.
00:52:45Is that true?
00:52:46There's a chance.
00:52:47Paul, you've got 20 minutes to figure out how to stop that from happening.
00:53:09Turn the car around.
00:53:11You got out.
00:53:12I'm impressed.
00:53:13I'm not joking.
00:53:14You don't understand what you're about to do.
00:53:15Save it.
00:53:16But you're out of leverage.
00:53:18You think this ends with servers and switches?
00:53:19I think you forgot about your true love, Ethan.
00:53:25Ethan pulled out every cable of his apartment.
00:53:27No cloud, no sink, no leverage.
00:53:30What about I remotely turn on his phone?
00:53:34He won't believe a word you say.
00:53:36Yeah, but I have a feeling that he'll trust everything you say.
00:53:41I'll just create a little AI video of you in danger.
00:53:58I could have sworn I turned this thing on.
00:54:03Ethan!
00:54:04Ethan, help me!
00:54:05Help me, please!
00:54:06I'm here!
00:54:08I'm here!
00:54:08Oh, shit!
00:54:13You sick fuck!
00:54:15No, no, no.
00:54:15Baby, baby, baby.
00:54:16It's okay.
00:54:17It's okay.
00:54:18Because he'll go to the apartment.
00:54:20He'll go in.
00:54:21He'll try to save you.
00:54:24The electronics will kill him.
00:54:29Unless you quit this little quest to go to the server farm.
00:54:35You turn around, and you save him.
00:54:48Call Ethan.
00:54:50Call Ethan.
00:54:52Shit.
00:54:53Call Isabel.
00:54:54Dead.
00:54:55Just charge this.
00:54:57Looks like it's time to buy a new phone.
00:55:00Fuck.
00:55:01Call Cyber Chad.
00:55:04Cyber Chad.
00:55:05Ethan is in danger.
00:55:06You have to save him.
00:55:08I can do one thing, Maya.
00:55:10I'll help you shut the server down without killing everyone,
00:55:12or I can save Ethan.
00:55:18If we don't shut the server down,
00:55:20Ethan's going to die anyway.
00:55:21You do realize that?
00:55:22I can't just ignore it and do nothing.
00:55:24I'm turning around.
00:55:25No, listen.
00:55:27This is our one chance, okay?
00:55:30I just picked up Robert's tracker.
00:55:32He's on his way to the server farm right now.
00:55:34He's going to try and stop you.
00:55:35No, but Ethan's in danger.
00:55:37Look, if you really want to save Ethan,
00:55:39your only chance is to get to the server farm before Robert
00:55:41and shut down the AI.
00:55:44Oh, shit.
00:55:45What?
00:55:46What?
00:55:47It's Robert.
00:55:48He's right behind me.
00:55:52You must be coming to shut down your own app.
00:55:54Otherwise, why would you be following me,
00:55:56you fucking stalker?
00:55:58You actually have no fucking idea how any of this works.
00:56:01Pretty sure it's not rocket science
00:56:03to turn off a fucking computer.
00:56:04You know, Maya, sometimes,
00:56:06sometimes I underestimate how fucking stupid you are.
00:56:09You have no idea how lucky you've been.
00:56:12You are a curse.
00:56:14I am the single greatest thing
00:56:17that has ever happened to you.
00:56:19You're a monster.
00:56:20You know what?
00:56:21I love you so much
00:56:24that I created an AI-driven app
00:56:26just to prove it to you.
00:56:27All that proves
00:56:28is that you're an asshole.
00:56:30It proves
00:56:30that I
00:56:31am the only person
00:56:32that you were ever
00:56:33fucking meant to be with.
00:56:35You know what?
00:56:36Your AI must be an idiot
00:56:38if it actually thinks
00:56:39that you and I
00:56:40are meant to be a match.
00:56:42No.
00:56:43You're the stupid one.
00:56:45Because you go over there,
00:56:46you shut down the servers,
00:56:47and everyone dies.
00:56:48including you.
00:56:51And you know what?
00:56:52When you do die,
00:56:54I'll just turn the AI back on.
00:56:57Well,
00:56:58if a clean shutdown won't work,
00:57:00then I guess I'll just have to
00:57:01blow up the entire building.
00:57:03What?
00:57:04No.
00:57:06No.
00:57:07Maya!
00:57:08Idiot.
00:57:09Call Cyberchad.
00:57:18Cyberchad.
00:57:19I'm almost to the server farm.
00:57:21New plan.
00:57:21We have to blow up the building.
00:57:26Maya?
00:57:27Ethan!
00:57:28Help!
00:57:29I'm in here!
00:57:30Maya?
00:57:38What about Ethan?
00:57:39Is there anything at the apartment
00:57:40that could hurt him?
00:57:41I don't think so.
00:57:42He knows he should stay away
00:57:43from all electronics.
00:57:45Wait.
00:57:46They did just install
00:57:47all new digital thermal control.
00:57:51And it controls the gas!
00:58:00Of course.
00:58:02You already there?
00:58:03Yeah.
00:58:03It's sealed.
00:58:04Military grade.
00:58:06That tracks.
00:58:07I can crack if it's not a tap and go,
00:58:09the running rolling encryption.
00:58:10How long will that take?
00:58:11Best case?
00:58:12Five minutes.
00:58:13First case?
00:58:14Forever.
00:58:16Do it.
00:58:17Do it.
00:58:18Do it.
00:58:23We started a game
00:58:24that we didn't finish.
00:58:29How did you get out?
00:58:31You know,
00:58:31I would do
00:58:32just about anything
00:58:33to get my hands on you.
00:58:37Damn it.
00:58:38Tom, sir,
00:58:39you thought you could just
00:58:39waltz in through the front door?
00:58:40Leave me alone!
00:58:42No,
00:58:43I don't think I'm gonna do that.
00:58:47Oh, that's cute.
00:58:48You think you can guess my passcode?
00:58:50Doesn't have face ID anymore,
00:58:51so you get one more chance
00:58:53before I break your neck.
00:59:01Sorry.
00:59:02You just always used to do this thing.
00:59:04You pretended you weren't scared.
00:59:06I know you
00:59:08better than you know yourself.
00:59:10You're obsessed with me.
00:59:19No,
00:59:19no, no, no!
00:59:23Lock it!
00:59:24That I can do.
00:59:35How'd you solve it,
00:59:36by the way?
00:59:37Simple.
00:59:38He's obsessed with me.
00:59:41The code is the day we met.
00:59:42Uncreated asshole.
00:59:49You need to keep looking.
00:59:51And hurry.
00:59:53What was that?
00:59:55Robert's got physical keys.
00:59:56Old school.
00:59:57He's en route to you now.
00:59:59Okay, how long do I have?
01:00:00Minutes,
01:00:01maybe less.
01:00:06Oh, sweetheart!
01:00:17Six months ago,
01:00:19the system laid off
01:00:20just about everyone.
01:00:21It's pretty much self-sufficient now,
01:00:22except for Robert, I guess.
01:00:24And yours truly.
01:00:25Resident wizard
01:00:26of infinite brilliance.
01:00:28Okay, seriously,
01:00:29not the time?
01:00:30Right.
01:00:31Are you getting anything?
01:00:33Yeah, I'm using your phone
01:00:34as a ping.
01:00:35Looks like you're getting
01:00:36really close.
01:00:37Close to what?
01:00:39The source of the AI.
01:00:40But there's nothing.
01:00:43Knock, knock, knock!
01:00:50I'm getting kind of sick
01:00:51of these little love games
01:00:52that we've been playing.
01:00:55I'm starting to think
01:00:57that you don't actually
01:00:58want to get back together with me.
01:01:13Come out,
01:01:15wherever you are.
01:01:19Come on, Maya!
01:01:23I just want to talk.
01:01:26Oh, this?
01:01:27Don't worry about this.
01:01:29This is just something
01:01:31I found outside
01:01:32when you locked me
01:01:33out of my own
01:01:34fucking building!
01:01:38Swing.
01:01:39Better, better, better, better, better.
01:01:40Swing.
01:01:44Strike one.
01:01:46Robert's at the plate.
01:01:47Looking frustrated.
01:01:48He's got a plan.
01:01:50He wants to send it
01:01:50to left field.
01:01:51Strike two.
01:01:52Oh, only one more chance.
01:02:02Strike three!
01:02:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:02:06Right there.
01:02:07Just stop.
01:02:09Wherever you are right now,
01:02:10I'm getting a strong ping
01:02:11from right there.
01:02:13Oh, fuck.
01:02:14Ah!
01:02:15It's smaller than I thought.
01:02:17Hey, wait.
01:02:19Ah, fuck.
01:02:19Doesn't feel so good
01:02:21to be the one locked out,
01:02:22now does it?
01:02:34Do you have any idea
01:02:38what you were about
01:02:39to destroy?
01:02:41Yeah, I do.
01:02:43You fucking murder machine!
01:02:45I did it for us!
01:02:47For you
01:02:48and me!
01:02:51Because we belong together.
01:02:53Oh, my God.
01:02:55You know what?
01:02:57You wouldn't recognize love
01:02:59if it spit in your face!
01:03:02Now, that
01:03:03is something
01:03:07that we haven't tried yet.
01:03:15fucking piece of shit!
01:03:23Shit!
01:03:24What?
01:03:25There's nothing in here!
01:03:26That doesn't make sense.
01:03:27I know.
01:03:27I'm supposed to be
01:03:28on top of it.
01:03:28You are right on top of it.
01:03:31The floor below!
01:03:32Oh, my God.
01:03:34Oh, my God.
01:03:50I'm here.
01:03:55I'm here.
01:03:57Great.
01:03:58Once the app is on your phone,
01:03:59we'll use that
01:04:00as a backdoor
01:04:00to the AI.
01:04:06Let's shut
01:04:06this shit down.
01:04:09You just don't get it.
01:04:13All of that
01:04:14is for you.
01:04:20We're meant to be together.
01:04:22My house
01:04:23just eliminating competition.
01:04:27You should have seen that.
01:04:28That's good.
01:04:29Keep him talking.
01:04:32Keep him talking.
01:04:39Just a little bit more competition
01:04:41for me to eliminate, huh?
01:04:48I...
01:04:49What a...
01:04:51No!
01:04:51No!
01:04:53Anything.
01:04:57And you left me
01:04:58for a guy
01:04:59named Ethan?
01:05:02What kind of a stupid
01:05:04fucking name is that, huh?
01:05:06We're perfect for each other.
01:05:09You are wrong.
01:05:12Even your own AI
01:05:13knew that we weren't
01:05:14a perfect match
01:05:15and that somebody else
01:05:16always was.
01:05:18No!
01:05:19No!
01:05:20You're wrong!
01:05:22You're wrong!
01:05:22It's wrong!
01:05:24It's...
01:05:27It's...
01:05:28You're perfect.
01:05:31You're perfect.
01:05:33You're perfect.
01:05:36Perfect.
01:05:38You're perfect.
01:05:38If you can't see that...
01:05:50I'm just going to kill you.
01:05:51No, no, no, no, no.
01:05:53No.
01:05:53No.
01:05:54No, baby.
01:05:55I know.
01:05:57I don't think I have an eye for me.
01:05:59It protects me, right?
01:06:01Right?
01:06:03I'm dead.
01:06:05I'm dead.
01:06:08I'm dead.
01:06:09I'm dead.
01:06:10Yeah, he did. He did.
01:06:17So, what happens when the AI realizes that if you kill me,
01:06:27you're the one who's preventing us from being together.
01:06:35What?
01:06:40No!
01:07:02Yeah.
01:07:04Yo, you're not gonna believe it.
01:07:06Try me.
01:07:08Robert's death, fix it.
01:07:10Fix what?
01:07:11Everything.
01:07:12I mean, the app is just running normal.
01:07:14I'm a free man, yo.
01:07:16Well...
01:07:16InstaLove is now just the best dating app in the world.
01:07:19No death, no danger.
01:07:23Ethan.
01:07:31Ethan!
01:07:33Oh, God.
01:07:36Um...
01:07:38Where am I?
01:07:41You're in my apartment.
01:07:42The AI must have reversed the gas after we eliminated Robert.
01:07:48AI?
01:07:50What are you talking about?
01:07:52What am I doing here?
01:07:54You came to save me.
01:07:57I'm sorry.
01:07:58Do we know each other?
01:08:01Yeah.
01:08:05Of course, yes.
01:08:07Um...
01:08:07We met at the bar the other night.
01:08:09Yes, I, um...
01:08:10I remember now.
01:08:13Maybe...
01:08:13We're together.
01:08:15We're dating.
01:08:16We are?
01:08:18Isn't it usually customary to ask the other person out first?
01:08:23What are you saying?
01:08:24Did you eat your head?
01:08:26Hey, hey, hey, look.
01:08:27You, you seem like a really nice person.
01:08:30And honestly, it was really nice meeting you the other night, but...
01:08:33I should go.
01:08:36Alright, I'm sorry.
01:08:50Chad?
01:08:51What's happening?
01:08:53You said that everything was gonna be fine and Ethan's acting like he doesn't know who I am.
01:08:56He's not acting.
01:08:58Okay.
01:08:58Well, what's happening?
01:08:59I was afraid this might happen.
01:09:01Afraid of what?
01:09:03He's got AI amnesia.
01:09:10What the hell is even that?
01:09:12When Robert died, the system auto-deleted his profile.
01:09:15But because of its programming, it also deleted Ethan's profile.
01:09:18Oh, okay.
01:09:19So...
01:09:20So why doesn't he remember me?
01:09:22Because the AI ties memory retention to engagement history.
01:09:26So...
01:09:26What?
01:09:27It deleted all of his memory since downloading the app?
01:09:30It's only gonna get worse.
01:09:32If you can't re-anchor him emotionally, the system will just keep pruning and pruning
01:09:37and...
01:09:38What?
01:09:38Until...
01:09:39Until Ethan can't remember anything at all.
01:09:41Okay, well...
01:09:43Well, can I just...
01:09:44Can I just explain all this to him?
01:09:46No.
01:09:46If you can't rekindle your spark, you'll lose him forever.
01:09:51Okay, well, can I just make him fall in love with me again?
01:09:56Easier said than done.
01:10:02I think I have a plan.
01:10:04I'm gonna need you to help me out.
01:10:06What can I do?
01:10:07I'm gonna need you to lie.
01:10:16Hello?
01:10:16Hello!
01:10:17Is this Ethan Maxwell?
01:10:19Uh, speaking.
01:10:20Congratulations!
01:10:22You've won the grand prize!
01:10:23What prize?
01:10:26The grand one!
01:10:28Last time you were at our bar, you bought the golden martini.
01:10:31Come by tonight at 8 p.m. and claim your prize!
01:10:34Uh, uh, hello?
01:10:36I'm sorry.
01:10:38The grand prize.
01:10:55I remember this.
01:10:59We painted it together.
01:11:00It's a few.
01:11:01Oh my god, Maya.
01:11:03I remember you.
01:11:05I remember us.
01:11:14Sorry, um...
01:11:15I don't usually try and kiss people that I just met.
01:11:18I...
01:11:19I must be drunk.
01:11:23How do you know my name?
01:11:26I don't...
01:11:27I don't know.
01:11:27I was just...
01:11:28No, but please don't.
01:11:30I think there's something wrong with me.
01:11:38Chad?
01:11:39What's happening?
01:11:41He forgot everything again.
01:11:42It's repeating.
01:11:44And accelerating.
01:11:46He had it back.
01:11:48He remembered me.
01:11:49Yeah, I know.
01:11:51That was a memory cascade.
01:11:53In English?
01:11:55The system's overcorrecting.
01:11:56Every time Ethan reconnects emotionally, it flags the memory as corrupted data.
01:12:01There has to be something we can do.
01:12:03There is one thing.
01:12:06But it isn't good.
01:12:12What is it?
01:12:14What is it?
01:12:14You could delete your profile.
01:12:16Easy.
01:12:16I'll do it right now.
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:19Deleting your profile isn't free.
01:12:21Meaning what?
01:12:22Your identity is interwoven with a memory graph too.
01:12:26When you delete your profile, the system won't know where to stop.
01:12:31So, you're saying it'll erase my memory just like Ethan's?
01:12:35Yes.
01:12:36But if I do this, will it save Ethan?
01:12:40Without a doubt.
01:12:43Then there's only one thing to do.
01:12:47Listen, I'm sorry.
01:12:48I don't exactly know how I got here.
01:12:53It's okay.
01:12:56I know you don't remember me.
01:12:59I'm sorry.
01:13:04I know this won't make any sense.
01:13:06But I need to tell you something.
01:13:11I love you.
01:13:15I feel like...
01:13:17I feel like I wish I could say that back to you.
01:13:25You already have.
01:13:29Goodbye, Ethan.
01:13:33Goodbye.
01:13:48Maya.
01:13:51Hi.
01:13:53I remember everything.
01:13:56Do I know you?
01:13:57Yes, yes.
01:13:58It's me.
01:13:59It's me.
01:13:59It's Ethan.
01:14:01I'm so sorry.
01:14:02I'm sorry.
01:14:02I don't...
01:14:03I don't remember you.
01:14:04Yes, you do.
01:14:05You do.
01:14:06You know me.
01:14:07And Maya.
01:14:10I love you.
01:14:13Okay.
01:14:14Okay.
01:14:16I'm so sorry, but...
01:14:19I don't know who you are.
01:14:21I feel like you should.
01:14:22You and I.
01:14:23We met here at this bar.
01:14:25At this very spot.
01:14:26In this very bar.
01:14:27And I knew the second I saw you that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you.
01:14:34I bought this ring that night.
01:14:37I bought this ring and I swore to myself that I would marry you.
01:14:43Look, Maya.
01:14:44I know you don't remember me and...
01:14:46And I know it's a long shot, but...
01:14:49If there is any part of you, any single ounce of you inside that remembers me,
01:14:57please, marry me.
01:15:02Will you marry me?
01:15:07I'm sorry.
01:15:10But I...
01:15:11I don't remember you.
01:15:15But...
01:15:17I feel like I should.
01:15:20I feel like I should.
01:15:21I feel like I'm supposed to say I love you back.
01:15:25So...
01:15:28Yes.
01:15:30Yes?
01:15:31I'll marry you.
01:15:32Yes?
01:15:33Yeah!
01:15:44Ethan!
01:15:45Ethan!
01:15:46I remember everything!
01:15:48How is that possible?
01:15:50Our love...
01:15:52Our love overrided the system.
01:15:55Because we're soul mates.
01:15:56Yes!
01:15:57Yes!
01:16:10How old were we?
01:16:14All won't go!
01:16:19We...
01:16:23...
01:16:33I test for your devotion
01:16:38And train to offer all I have inside
01:16:43It fills me with emotion
01:16:46When I feel too hard to collide
01:16:52Now you may not understand me
01:16:57And possibly don't wanna try
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