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01:00We use over 300 tons of ice to create the hotel, and guests are surprised to know how much snow.
01:07Over 10,000 tons.
01:09Wow, that's a lot.
01:10Luckily, Norway has plenty of snow and ice.
01:15These blocks were created by carefully smoothing the ice on our river as it freezes, then harvesting it for storage
01:25in a nearby cave.
01:28Everything we see melts in summer.
01:31And we have different artists and artisans help us build again each year, so every stay is truly once in
01:38a lifetime.
01:39And here we have your room.
01:45The Koi Suite.
01:51Wow.
01:53Oh, it's frisk.
01:55Our guest's suites are slightly warmer than the rest of the hotel.
01:59About three degrees below zero.
02:01Not too, too cold.
02:04It's quite invigorating when you're used to it.
02:08As we say, you will feel some plummen i egg, like a yoke in an egg.
02:14Okay, that's adorable.
02:15Some plummen i eggen?
02:18That's very good.
02:20These fish were hand-carved by famous Norwegian ice sculptor Anna Szegestad Ryd.
02:26He won the Boreal Forest Prize at the Harbin Ice Sculpting Competition last year.
02:30Beautiful. Isn't that beautiful?
02:31The bed is made of ice?
02:33Yes, isn't that charming?
02:34And I highly recommend trying our complimentary house brandy.
02:38The bed is made of ice.
02:39It is distilled locally from ice wine, and I assure you it is quite special.
02:44Ice.
02:45Helen.
02:46We are sleeping on an ice bed.
02:48I could have saved that hundred grand and frozen my eggs right here, jokes and all.
02:52Now, one more thing.
02:53Your bathrooms are around the corner, in the hall to your left, and if you keep going in
02:58that direction, you get to our hot tub deck, which is always open.
03:02As I'm sure you've noticed, the sky is quite wonderful this time of year.
03:06Anything else you need, please do not hesitate to let me know.
03:10Thank you, Bjorn.
03:12Oh, thank you very much.
03:14I hope you both have an enjoyable stay.
03:16Good night.
03:18Excellent.
03:19Good night to you also.
03:20Okay.
03:29This is amazing.
03:31How did I not realize that the bed would be made of ice?
03:36We just flew 16 hours to get frozen like Walt Disney.
03:39Walt Disney wasn't frozen.
03:40That's a myth.
03:41And look at this place.
03:43It was worth the trip.
03:45I mean, do we absolutely have to go every wacky place Rick Steves recommends?
03:49I mean, would it be so bad to stay somewhere that's not an experience, but just a really
03:55nice hotel?
03:56Canopy book?
03:58Doesn't it feel kind of nice?
04:01My skin feels so awake.
04:04Oh my God, seriously?
04:08Who knew?
04:09Hell is in Norway.
04:10Oh, come on.
04:11This is completely your bag.
04:12You love feeling bad.
04:19What are you doing over there?
04:20Looking for your cell phone.
04:22Val should have numbers by now.
04:23Oh, I already talked about the airport.
04:25Come over here.
04:26Get under these blankets.
04:27There's something.
04:27You talked about?
04:29What did she say?
04:34It's on the list.
04:36Congratulations.
04:38Good.
04:39Great.
04:40Yeah.
04:40Now come over here.
04:41Have some brandy.
04:42It's so good.
04:44Where on the list?
04:45Oh, God.
04:46Stop it.
04:46It's a bestseller.
04:48I know.
04:48I'm just curious where.
04:50Top 20.
04:52Top 20?
04:53Yeah.
04:54But like closer to 11 or closer to 20?
04:57You're impossible.
04:59You're the most impossible bestselling author I know.
05:03Come over here.
05:04Why?
05:05Just come here.
05:07Look at this.
05:10That is amazing.
05:15Oh, God.
05:16I always wanted to see it.
05:17One time in Canada I came close, but this is so much better than I ever imagined.
05:25Kind of looks like a screensaver.
05:26Oh, yeah.
05:26Stop.
05:27Stop.
05:27Stop.
05:28Sit.
05:31Here you go.
05:33There.
05:34Isn't that warmer?
05:35Warmer than what?
05:39You can almost hear it, can't you?
05:44Oh, it's turning purple.
05:49Look at that.
05:54Guess what?
05:56Sitting on a block of ice makes you feel like you have to pee.
05:59Okay.
06:00So pee.
06:01Yeah, but is the toilet going to be made out of ice?
06:03What if I stick to it?
06:04Here, don't pee, but shh.
06:29There you go, I just do the toilet.
06:36Ah ah ah ah ah ah
06:39Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
07:06Uh, this is your captain speaking. Fingers crossed, hopefully we've seen the last of that rough air. Should be smooth
07:13sailing for a while. So we're gonna go ahead and turn off that fasten seatbelt sign.
07:19Feel free to move about the cabin, Carol.
07:48May we get you anything? Nope. Uh, who's flying today?
07:54Carol. On the flight deck is Captain John McConnell. And also, First Officer Tom Deegan. These individuals have a combined
08:0151,619 hours of flight time.
08:04And between the two of them, they've piloted every variant of this capable and trustworthy Airbus A330 aircraft. You're in
08:11good hands.
08:14That's weirder than the gal from TGI Fridays. You doing this because she freaked me out?
08:18Uh, that's an affirmative, Carol.
08:20Please stop that.
08:22It's much more spacious up in first class. Sure you want to be more comfortable there? It has lie-flat
08:27seats. You could get some rest.
08:29I'm fine when I'm out.
08:54Back in Spain, that was all the English speakers, right?
08:57Anyone with conversational ability, yes.
09:00Tell me about the non-English speakers.
09:01Certainly. What would you like to know?
09:03Anything. Everything.
09:05Well, let's see. There's Bora Kolak, a 60-year-old candy vendor in Istanbul. He speaks Turkish in Los Cats.
09:13In Bali, there's Ida Udui, 23, speaks Indonesian Balinese. She's a contortionist and a dancer.
09:20Performs the barong, the lagong, jibog. It's all quite exquisite.
09:24I'm sure. Keep going.
09:25Uh, Sidona Melis in Sardinia is a fisherman. Or he was, but he's 89 and retired.
09:32There's Mary Kuxiakintola, lives in Masaru Lesotho.
09:35What, what does she do?
09:36Her family raises Basura Ponius, but she's only eight years old. She hasn't decided on the profession.
09:42Next.
09:44Abdul Karim Al-Shari lives in Aden, Yemen. He's a 37-year-old muezzin.
09:49Muezzin, that's a... What is that?
09:52He sings a cult of prayer. He has a powerful tenor voice. He also loves cats.
09:59Okay. But are there any medical doctors, any, any scientists or an expert of some kind?
10:07Oh, yes. According to Time Out Magazine, Takeoki Tanaka Nosaka makes the best Udo noodles in the entire Keihan-Shin.
10:14That's not what I meant. Nope.
10:17All right. That makes, what, um, six. So, you didn't say anything about the guy from, uh, where was it?
10:26Uh, Paraguay. What about him?
10:28Uh, his name is Manuso Zoviedo. We weren't aware of him for the first 33 hours. He manages a self
10:34-storage facility in Asuncion. So far, he hasn't really communicated with us.
10:42Ha. I want to talk to him. He only speaks Spanish and a bit of Guarani. Do you want us
10:48to translate for you?
10:49No. I'll manage. First thing, once I get home.
10:55We could try him right now, if you like.
11:14He's been a bit reluctant to get in contact.
11:33Try it again.
12:01I think we got, uh, cut off or something. Try it again.
12:22Don't worry.
12:23Don't worry.
12:23Oh, my God. I'm Carol Sterka. Uh, I'm from the United States.
12:27The best man in Max is an empathic dude.
12:35Get him back.
12:39Get him back.
13:00We're sorry, Carol.
13:02We don't think it was personal.
13:33We're sorry.
13:37Hi, Carol.
13:39Really, please let us know if there's...
13:42Carol, one second.
13:46We have something for you.
13:54We gathered all the mail that was in transit for you.
14:00We think you're really gonna like what's in the box.
14:12Anything else we can do for you, just let us know.
14:41. . .
14:44. . .
14:45. . .
14:46. . .
15:54Hi, Carol. What can we do for you?
15:56What exactly do you know about what's in this box in my mail?
16:00Helen ordered it for you.
16:02You'd been so stressed out on the tour.
16:04You tried one in the Atlanta airport.
16:07But you said it was too expensive, so Helen bought one online.
16:11Did she?
16:12She thought it would make a nice gift to celebrate the end of the tour.
16:16A homecoming present.
16:21Carol?
16:25Okay, here's what's gonna happen.
16:28You're gonna forget everything you know about Helen.
16:30Every memory, every thought she ever had.
16:33Get her out of your head.
16:35Heads.
16:36Carol, we apologize.
16:38Never mention her again.
16:39Never think about her again.
16:41Only I get to remember her.
16:43You got that?
16:43Only me.
17:00How come you know he was a big dummy?
17:03Well, there were already three other people in town.
17:08But that's beside the point.
17:10One day, I got up the courage to go up to mean old lady Hickenlooper and ask her why she
17:15always frowned.
17:16Well, she had been born with no smiling muscles.
17:23I pointed out that a frown is just a smile turned upside down.
17:27So from then on, whenever I'd go by, she'd stand on her head and wait.
18:39Good morning, Carol.
18:41What's with the food?
18:42It's the exact meal you had at that B&B you stayed at in Provincetown.
18:472012?
18:49Remember?
18:49You were there to see the indigo girls.
18:51You were very complimentary of the chef that morning.
18:54It really stuck with her.
18:55The sorghum flour and the pancakes...
18:58So you took it upon yourself to make me breakfast?
19:01Well, we knew your fridge was pretty bare, half a carton of oat milk, a jar of green olives, a
19:08jar of black olives, a jar of red olives.
19:10I told you Helen was off limits.
19:11Yes, of course, yes, of course, yes, of course, yes, of course, Carol.
19:13So, how the f...
19:15How do you know what is in my fridge?
19:18Teresa for merry maids.
19:20You had them clean up just before you got home from the book tour.
19:24Is the food not to your liking?
19:26Would you like us to make you something else instead?
19:28Nope.
19:32I want you to leave me alone.
19:53Shows what you know, fuckers.
19:54It's three quarters of a carton.
20:19I want you to leave me alone.
20:34What the fuck?
20:39Fuck.
20:43Fuck.
21:05Hello, Carol.
21:05What happened to Miss Brouts?
21:07Are you the Grinch who steals supermarkets?
21:08So sorry.
21:10We're consolidating resources to centralize useful items for distribution.
21:15Food, medicine, anything helpful from stores or businesses or what used to be private homes.
21:20It's just more efficient.
21:23Fine, fine.
21:25I get it.
21:26Is there something specific you need?
21:28We can deliver to you anytime, anywhere.
21:30I am not going to call you every time I need something.
21:33I don't want you waiting on me.
21:36I am a very independent person, okay?
21:39I always have been.
21:40I fend for myself.
21:43I just want my sprouts back.
21:45Absolutely.
21:47Will do.
21:48Okay.
21:50Great.
21:53So, what, um, can we say Friday, maybe?
21:59I just need a rough estimate of when I should come back.
22:03We'll be there in a moment.
22:34We'll be there in a moment.
22:40We'll be there in a moment.
22:41Bye.
22:45Bye.
22:47Bye.
22:50Bye.
22:54Bye.
22:56Bye.
22:56Bye.
22:58Bye.
22:58Bye.
23:00Bye.
23:01Bye.
24:01Carol, may we sneak past you here?
25:15All set, Carol.
25:16Call us if there's something you want that's not here.
25:18We'll get it to you, too, sweet.
26:08There were some druid priests who were in town for the opening of Stonehenge Land.
26:13And they said they could stop it if they could sacrifice the town's dumbest virgin.
26:23I don't know why I raised my hand.
26:32Damn it.
26:40I don't know why I raised my hand.
27:04You have got to be fucking kidding me.
27:27Why are you turning off the lights?
27:29Yes, we know.
27:30It was a mistake.
27:32We had a little problem isolating your branch circuit.
27:35But they're back on now, right?
27:36The lights at the house?
27:37Yes.
27:37Okay, good.
27:38Why are you turning them off everywhere else?
27:40For conservation.
27:41Just the ones that aren't necessary, which are, well, most of them.
27:45What, lights aren't necessary for you guys?
27:47You just see in the dark?
27:48Oh, no.
27:49Not at all.
27:50It's just that there's no crime to prevent.
27:52And we're not working at night.
27:54Except for essential operations.
27:56Water treatment, hospitals, things like that.
27:58Right, so it's more of your efficiency.
28:00Yes.
28:00You donated twice to the Sierra Club, so we felt you'd understand.
28:05If you'd like, we'd be happy to restore the rest of the lights.
28:08No!
28:08Screw it!
28:08Leave them off.
28:09Who gives a shit?
28:10Carol, is there anything we could do to cheer you up?
28:13Cheer me up?
28:14Why?
28:15I'm fine.
28:16I'm so happy.
28:19There is nothing wrong with me that a fucking hand grenade wouldn't fix.
28:22You got one of those?
28:22Because I think that would be the perfect topper for the greatest week in human history.
28:40Shut the eggshell, I'm so proud, I'm so proud.
28:48Fuck it.
29:26it must have just been the excitement of a moment but they said the only way to prevent
29:31the eruption was for me to crawl through their legs up the volcano while they gave me my birthday
29:36wax well and you're not gonna believe this
30:18yeah hi sorry it took so long
30:23a hand grenade yes we thought you were probably being sarcastic but we didn't want to take the
30:29chance were you being sarcastic right of course you were do you want us to take you know what
30:43we just gonna we'll get rid of it feel better Carol hey do you maniacs drink it's okay you can
31:02bring
31:03the hand grenade does the whole world get drunk when you drink like does some six-year-old in
31:24sri lanka slur his words when you knock one back no it doesn't work like that
31:30how do you say cheers in sanskrit shuba must do roughly it means may everyone be blessed
31:38well then shu shu shu shupi shup shup
31:50you know the word vodka is a diminutive of voda meaning water
31:54very similar to the latin aqua wittai literally water of life that becomes the scandinavian aquavit
32:02although the drinks are very different fun fact whiskey has the same root meaning in scots gaelic
32:10from wishka baja you don't say
32:15what gives this particular brand its distinctive smoothness it's distilled from both potato and
32:23cord it is slightly alkaline do you taste that lower shelf alcohol tends to be acidic the chief
32:30distiller learned the process from his grandfather and now you learned it by stealing it out of his
32:34brain how long do i have left before you turn me into a worker bee it's it's hard thing to
32:48predict
32:49scientific advances tend to ebb and flow that's not an answer how long
32:56we're working around the clock it could be as soon as a couple weeks or it could take months or
33:02longer
33:04that's quite the range for someone who knows everything that there is to know
33:12regardless sooner or later i'm fucked
33:16sorry carol we have a biological imperative
33:20you people make no goddamn sense do you know that
33:24we want to make you happy you say your life is your own you say an agency i've got all
33:33this agency
33:34but i mean i guess i have agency just until i don't
33:41carol
33:43if you were walking by a lake and you saw somebody drowning would you throw him a life preserver
33:49of course you would you wouldn't think you wouldn't wait you wouldn't try to get consensus on it
33:55you'd just throw it
33:59so now i'm drowning
34:03you just don't know it
34:07well uh you people are brainwashed is what you are i mean what could possibly be so great about this
34:17mind meld of yours actually let me guess it's uh it's all beautiful scenery and you feel nothing but
34:26contentment just wave after wave of bliss and peace and everything is perfect it's it's like living
34:35inside a postcard every second of every day basically it's every rick steve special ever
34:41right that kind of bullshit like you're you're uh taking a hike in the woods and there's a warm rain
34:47and the trees are so tall you can't even see the tops or you're having coffee on the canals in
34:55amsterdam and it's like you're in a coffee commercial or you're taking a walk at sunset on the most
35:01flawless beach in croatia or you're in norway above the arctic circle and
35:10and the hotel made of ice under a pile of furs
35:27i told you that helen was off limits
35:43you are a bunch of mind fuckers
35:58wow you got this thing really jammed in there don't you
36:03please be careful with that right link you would give me a real hand grenade
36:09carol if we may
36:11carol if we may
36:34carol if we may
36:47You, you gave me
36:57Oh, shit, fuck
37:01Oh, fuck
37:15Okay, I'm gonna go get some help, okay
37:17It's okay, Carol
37:20Elvis, come on
38:01Oh, shit, I'm gonna go
38:13May we join you?
38:20We're happy to say, Zosia's doing much better
38:23There was some blood loss, but no real nerve damage
38:26She did get a pretty severe concussion that we're gonna want to keep an eye on
38:31She's resting now
38:34Can we get you a fresh change of clothes?
38:41Carol, your quick thinking really saved the day
38:47Why would you give me a hand grenade?
38:51You asked for one
38:53Why not give me a fake one?
38:57Oh, sorry if we got that wrong, Carol
39:04If I asked right now, would you give me another hand grenade?
39:08Yes
39:09Even after last night, you would give me another?
39:12Oh, sure
39:15Okay, what about a bazooka?
39:19And the thing a bazooka shoots a rocket or whatever?
39:24Yes
39:24All right
39:28All right
39:29What about
39:31I don't know
39:33A tank
39:36Mm-hmm
39:39What about
39:41An atom bomb?
39:47Why would you want one?
39:49To blow shit up?
39:50For kicks?
39:51I mean, does it matter?
39:52You gave me a grenade for fuck's sake
40:02It'd be okay to say no at this point
40:05That would be sane
40:07Not utterly batshit crazy
40:12If you truly wanted a nuclear weapon
40:16We would weigh the pros and cons with you
40:21We would explain that it would be very destructive
40:24Yes or no?
40:30Ultimately, yes
40:33Wouldn't necessarily feel good about it
40:37But we would move heaven and earth
40:39To make you happy, Carol
40:45Would you like an atom bomb?
40:51I'm gonna have to get back to you on that
40:56Okay
40:58Okay
40:58Oh, would you like a cup of coffee?
41:03One sugar with oat milk, right?
41:05Maybe a pinch
41:06You can go
41:09You can go
41:09You can go
41:21You can go
41:35You can go
41:37Oh, would you like a cup of coffee?
41:39Oh, would you like a cup of coffee?
41:43The glass will show
41:47The how, the beauty's fair
41:51The dial how
41:55Thy precious minutes waste
41:59These vacant leaves
42:03Thy minds imprint will bear
42:06And oh, this boo
42:10This clowny mace of days
42:32This clowny mace of days
42:37This clowny mace of days
42:59This clowny mace of days
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