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01:00We use over 300 tons of ice to create the hotel, and guests are surprised to know how much snow.
01:07Over 10,000 tons.
01:09Wow, that's a lot.
01:10Luckily, Norway has plenty of snow and ice.
01:15These blocks were created by carefully smoothing the ice on our river as it freezes, then harvesting it for storage
01:25in a nearby cave.
01:28Everything we see melts in summer.
01:31And we have different artists and artisans help us build again each year, so every stay is truly once in
01:38a lifetime.
01:39And here we have your room.
01:45The Koi Suite.
01:51Wow.
01:53Oh, it's frisk.
01:55Our guest's suites are slightly warmer than the rest of the hotel.
01:59About three degrees below zero.
02:01Not too, too cold.
02:04It's quite invigorating when you're used to it.
02:08As we say, you will feel some plummen i egg, like a yoke in an egg.
02:14Okay, that's adorable.
02:15Some plummen i eggen?
02:18That's very good.
02:20These fish were hand-carved by famous Norwegian ice sculptor Anna Szegestad Ryd.
02:26He won the Boreal Forest Prize at the Harbin Ice Sculpting Competition last year.
02:30Beautiful. Isn't that beautiful?
02:31The bed is made of ice?
02:33Yes, isn't that charming?
02:34And I highly recommend trying our complimentary house brandy.
02:38The bed is made of ice.
02:39It is distilled locally from ice wine, and I assure you it is quite special.
02:44Ice.
02:45Helen.
02:46We are sleeping on an ice bed.
02:48I could have saved that hundred grand and frozen my eggs right here, jokes and all.
02:52Now, one more thing.
02:53Your bathrooms are around the corner, in the hall to your left, and if you keep going in
02:58that direction, you get to our hot tub deck, which is always open.
03:02As I'm sure you've noticed, the sky is quite wonderful this time of year.
03:06Anything else you need, please do not hesitate to let me know.
03:10Thank you, Bjorn.
03:12Oh, thank you very much.
03:14I hope you both have an enjoyable stay.
03:16Good night.
03:18Excellent.
03:19Good night to you also.
03:20Okay.
03:29This is amazing.
03:31How did I not realize that the bed would be made of ice?
03:36We just flew 16 hours to get frozen like Walt Disney.
03:39Walt Disney wasn't frozen.
03:40That's a myth.
03:41And look at this place.
03:43It was worth the trip.
03:45I mean, do we absolutely have to go every wacky place Rick Steves recommends?
03:49I mean, would it be so bad to stay somewhere that's not an experience, but just a really
03:55nice hotel?
03:56Canopy book?
03:58Doesn't it feel kind of nice?
04:01My skin feels so awake.
04:04Oh my God, seriously?
04:08Who knew?
04:09Hell is in Norway.
04:10Oh, come on.
04:11This is completely your bag.
04:12You love feeling bad.
04:19What are you doing over there?
04:20Looking for your cell phone.
04:22Val should have numbers by now.
04:23Oh, I already talked about the airport.
04:25Come over here.
04:26Get under these blankets.
04:27There's something.
04:27You talked about?
04:29What did she say?
04:34It's on the list.
04:36Congratulations.
04:38Good.
04:39Great.
04:40Yeah.
04:40Now come over here.
04:41Have some brandy.
04:42It's so good.
04:44Where on the list?
04:45Oh, God.
04:46Stop it.
04:46It's a bestseller.
04:48I know.
04:48I'm just curious where.
04:50Top 20.
04:52Top 20?
04:53Yeah.
04:54But like closer to 11 or closer to 20?
04:57You're impossible.
04:59You're the most impossible bestselling author I know.
05:03Come over here.
05:04Why?
05:05Just come here.
05:07Look at this.
05:10That is amazing.
05:15Oh, God.
05:16I always wanted to see it.
05:17One time in Canada I came close, but this is so much better than I ever imagined.
05:25Kind of looks like a screensaver.
05:26Oh, yeah.
05:26Stop.
05:27Stop.
05:27Stop.
05:28Sit.
05:31Here you go.
05:33There.
05:34Isn't that warmer?
05:35Warmer than what?
05:39You can almost hear it, can't you?
05:44Oh, it's turning purple.
05:49Look at that.
05:54Guess what?
05:56Sitting on a block of ice makes you feel like you have to pee.
05:59Okay.
06:00So pee.
06:01Yeah, but is the toilet going to be made out of ice?
06:03What if I stick to it?
06:04Here, don't pee, but shh.
06:06He's looking up.
06:34Oh, shit.
06:35A-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
07:06Uh, this is your captain speaking. Fingers crossed, hopefully we've seen the last of that rough air. Should be smooth
07:13sailing for a while. So we're gonna go ahead and turn off that fasten seatbelt sign.
07:19Feel free to move about the cabin, Carol.
07:48Okay. May we get you anything? Nope. Uh, who's flying today? Carol. On the flight deck is Captain John McConnell.
07:57And also, First Officer Tom Deegan. These individuals have a combined 51,619 hours of flight time.
08:04And between the two of them, they've piloted every variant of this capable and trustworthy Airbus A330 aircraft. You're in
08:11good hands.
08:14That's weirder than the gal from TGI Fridays. You're doing this because she freaked me out?
08:18Uh, that's an affirmative, Carol.
08:20Please stop that.
08:22It's much more spacious up in first class. Sure you want to be more comfortable there? It has live-flat
08:27seats. You could get some rest.
08:29I'm fine when I'm out.
08:54Back in Spain, that was all the English speakers, right?
08:57Anyone with conversational ability, yes.
09:00Tell me about the non-English speakers.
09:01Certainly. What would you like to know?
09:03Anything. Everything.
09:05Well, let's see. There's Bora Kolak, a 60-year-old candy vendor in Istanbul. He speaks Turkish in Los Cats.
09:13In Bali, there's Ida Udui, 23, speaks Indonesian Balinese. She's a contortionist and a dancer.
09:20Performs the barong, the lagong, jibog. It's all quite exquisite.
09:24I'm sure. Keep going.
09:25Uh, Sidona Melis in Sardinia is a fisherman. Or he was, but he's 89 and retired.
09:32There's Mary Kuxiakintola, lives in Masaru Lesotho.
09:35What, what does she do?
09:36Her family raises Basura Ponius, but she's only eight years old. She hasn't decided on the profession.
09:42Next.
09:44Abdul Karim Al-Shari lives in Aden, Yemen. He's a 37-year-old muezzin.
09:49Muezzin, that's a... What is that?
09:52He sings a cult of prayer. He has a powerful tenor voice. He also loves cats.
09:59Okay. But are there any medical doctors, any, any scientists or an expert of some kind?
10:07Oh, yes. According to Time Out Magazine, Takeoki Tanaka Nosaka makes the best Udo noodles in the entire Keihan-Shin.
10:14That's not what I meant. Nope.
10:17All right. That makes, what, um, six. So, you didn't say anything about the guy from, uh, where was it?
10:26Uh, Paraguay. What about him?
10:28Uh, his name is Manuso Zoviedo. We weren't aware of him for the first 33 hours. He manages a self
10:34-storage facility in Asuncion. So far, he hasn't really communicated with us.
10:42Ha. I want to talk to him. He only speaks Spanish and a bit of Guarani. Do you want us
10:48to translate for you?
10:49No. I'll manage. First thing, once I get home.
10:55We could try him right now, if you like.
11:14He's been a bit reluctant to get in contact.
11:33Try it again.
12:01I think we got, uh, cut off or something. Try it again.
12:33Get him back.
12:39Get him back.
13:00We're sorry, Carol.
13:02We don't think it was personal.
13:33We're sorry.
13:37Hi, Carol.
13:39Really, please let us know if there's...
13:42Carol, one second.
13:46We have something for you.
13:54We gathered all the mail that was in transit for you.
14:00We think you're really gonna like what's in the box.
14:12Anything else we can do for you, just let us know.
14:39Let us know.
15:54Hi, Carol. What can we do for you?
15:56What exactly do you know about what's in this box in my mail?
16:00Helen ordered it for you.
16:01Carol, you'd been so stressed out on the tour.
16:04You tried one in the Atlanta airport, but you said it was too expensive, so Helen bought
16:10one online.
16:11Did she?
16:12She thought it would make a nice gift to celebrate the end of the tour.
16:16A homecoming present.
16:21Carol?
16:25Okay, here's what's going to happen.
16:28You're going to forget everything you know about Helen.
16:30Every memory, every thought she ever had.
16:33Get her out of your head.
16:35Heads.
16:36Carol, we apologize.
16:38Never mention her again.
16:39Never think about her again.
16:41Only I get to remember her.
16:43You got that?
16:43Only me.
17:00How come you know he was a big dummy?
17:03Well, there were already three other people in town.
17:08But that's beside the point.
17:10One day, I got up the courage to go up to mean old lady Hickenlooper and ask her why she
17:15always frowned.
17:16Well, she had been born with no smiling muscles.
17:22I pointed out that a frown is just a smile turned upside down.
17:28So from then on, whenever I'd go by, she'd stand on her head and wait.
18:00What the hell?
18:39Good morning, Carol.
18:41What's with the food?
18:42It's the exact meal you had at that B&B you stayed at in Provincetown.
18:472012?
18:49Remember, you were there to see the Indigo girls.
18:51You were very complimentary of the chef that morning.
18:54It really stuck with her.
18:55The sorghum flour and the pancakes.
18:58So you took it upon yourself to make me breakfast?
19:01Well, we knew your fridge was pretty bare.
19:03You've only got tonic water, half a carton of oat milk, a jar of green olives, a jar of
19:08black olives, a jar of red olives.
19:10I told you Helen was off limits.
19:12Yes, of course, Carol.
19:13So?
19:13How do you know what is in my fridge?
19:18Teresa for Merry Maids.
19:20You had them clean up just before you got home from the book tour.
19:24Is the food not to your liking?
19:26Would you like us to make you something else instead?
19:28Nope.
19:32I want you to leave me alone.
19:53Shows what you know, fuckers.
19:54It's three quarters of a carton.
20:17I want you to leave me alone.
20:34What the fuck?
20:39What the fuck?
21:05Hello, Carol.
21:05What happened to me, Sprouts?
21:07Are you the Grinch who steals supermarkets?
21:08So sorry.
21:10We're consolidating resources to centralize useful items for distribution.
21:15Food, medicine, anything helpful from stores or businesses or what used to be private homes.
21:20It's just more efficient.
21:23Fine.
21:24Fine.
21:25I get it.
21:26Is there something specific you need?
21:28We can deliver to you anytime, anywhere.
21:30I am not going to call you every time I need something.
21:33I don't want you waiting on me.
21:35See, I am a very independent person, okay?
21:39I always have been.
21:41I fend for myself.
21:43I just want my Sprouts back.
21:45Absolutely.
21:47Will do.
21:48Okay.
21:50Great.
21:53So, what?
21:54Um, can we say Friday, maybe?
21:59I just need a rough estimate of when I should come back.
22:03We'll be there in a moment.
22:34We'll be there in a moment.
22:45We'll be there in a moment.
23:20We'll be there in a moment.
24:03We'll be there in a moment.
24:11We'll be there in a moment.
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25:16We'll be there in a moment.
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25:44We'll be there in a moment.
26:02We'll be there in a moment.
26:22We'll be there in a moment.
26:35We'll be there in a moment.
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27:31We'll be there in a moment.
27:51We'll be there in a moment.
28:03We'll be there in a moment.
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29:01We'll be there in a moment.
29:02We'll be there in a moment.
29:03We'll be there in a moment.
29:05We'll be there in a moment.
29:15We'll be there in a moment.
29:18We'll be there in a moment.
29:26it must have just been the excitement of a moment
29:29but they said the only way to prevent the eruption
29:32was for me to crawl through their legs
29:34up the volcano while they gave me my birthday wax
29:38well and you're not going to believe this
30:17yeah hi sorry it took so long
30:23a hand grenade yes we thought you were probably being sarcastic but we didn't want to take the chance
30:33were you being sarcastic
30:38right of course you were do you want us to take you know what we just kind of we'll get
30:46rid of it
30:49feel better carol
30:54hey
30:55do you maniacs drink
31:00it's okay
31:01you can bring the hand grenade
31:18does the whole world get drunk
31:21when you drink
31:22like
31:22does some six-year-old in sri lanka slur his words when you knock him back
31:27no it doesn't work like that
31:30how do you say cheers in sanskrit
31:32shubha must do
31:33roughly it means may everyone be blessed
31:38well then
31:39shu
31:42shu
31:42shu
31:43shupy shup shup
31:50you know the word vodka is a diminutive of voda meaning water
31:55very similar to the latin aqua wittai literally water of life that becomes a scandinavian aquavit
32:02although the drinks are very different
32:05fun fact whiskey has the same root meaning in scots gaelic from wishka baja
32:11you don't say
32:16what gives this particular brand its distinctive smoothness
32:19it's distilled from both potato and cord
32:23it is slightly alkaline do you taste that
32:27lower shelf alcohol tends to be acidic
32:29the chief distiller learned the process from his grandfather
32:32and now you learned it by stealing it out of his brain
32:41how long do i have left before you turn me into a worker bee
32:47it's it's a hard thing to predict
32:50scientific advances tend to ebb and flow
32:52that's not an answer
32:53how long
32:56we're working around the clock
32:58it could be as soon as a couple weeks
33:00or it could take months
33:01or longer
33:03that's quite the range for someone who knows everything that there is to know
33:12regardless
33:13sooner or later i'm fucked
33:16sorry carol
33:17we have a biological imperative
33:20you people make no goddamn sense
33:23do you know that
33:25we want to make you happy
33:27you say
33:27your life is your own
33:30you say
33:30an agency
33:31i've got all this agency
33:34but i mean i guess i have agency
33:37just until i don't
33:41carol
33:43if you were walking by a lake
33:45and you saw somebody drowning
33:47would you throw them a life preserver
33:49of course you would
33:50you wouldn't think
33:52you wouldn't wait
33:53you wouldn't try to get consensus on it
33:55you'd just throw it
33:59so now i'm drowning
34:03you just don't know it
34:07well
34:09you people are brainwashed
34:11is what you are
34:12i mean
34:13what could possibly be
34:15so great about this
34:17mind meld of yours
34:18actually
34:19let me guess
34:21it's uh
34:23it's all beautiful scenery
34:24and you feel nothing but contentment
34:26just wave after wave of
34:28bliss
34:29and peace
34:30and
34:31everything is perfect
34:33it's it's like
34:34living inside a postcard
34:36every second of every day
34:38basically it's every rick steve special ever
34:41right
34:42that kind of bullshit
34:43like you're
34:44you're uh
34:45taking a hike in the woods
34:46and there's a warm rain
34:47and the trees are
34:48so tall
34:50you can't even see the tops
34:52or you're
34:53having coffee on the canals in amsterdam
34:56and it's like you're
34:57in a coffee commercial
34:58or you're taking a walk at sunset
35:00on the most flawless beach
35:03in croatia
35:04or you're
35:06in norway
35:07above the arctic circle
35:08and
35:11and the hotel made of ice
35:14under a pile of furs
35:28i told you
35:29that helen
35:30was off
35:31limits
35:43you are a bunch of
35:44mind fuckers
35:58wow you got this thing
35:59really jammed in there
36:00don't you
36:02please
36:03be careful with that
36:04right link
36:05you would give me
36:06a real hand grenade
36:10carol
36:10if we may
36:33if you have any
36:36you
36:48You, you gave me, oh, oh, oh, oh, shit, fuck, uh, oh, fuck.
37:15Okay, I'm gonna go get some help, okay?
37:17It's okay, Carol.
37:20Elvis, come on.
37:39Elvis, come on.
37:40Elvis, come on.
37:43Elvis, come on.
37:46Elvis, come on.
37:47Elvis, come on.
37:53Elvis, come on.
38:05Elvis, come on.
38:52Oh, sorry.
39:07Oh, sorry.
39:10Oh, sorry.
39:17Okay, what about a bazooka?
39:18And a bazooka?
39:22Oh, sorry.
39:46Oh, sorry.
39:52You said it's a killer.
39:54Oh, sorry.
39:54Oh, sorry.
39:55Oh, sorry.
40:17You told me that Saric.
40:19Weigh the pros and cons. With you, uh, we would explain that it would be very destructive, uh...
40:25Yes or no?
40:31Ultimately, yes.
40:34Wouldn't necessarily feel good about it.
40:37But we would move heaven and earth to make you happy, Carol.
40:45Would you like an Adam bone?
40:51I'm gonna have to get back to you on that.
40:58Okay. Okay. Oh, would you like a cup of coffee?
41:03One sugar with oat milk, right? And maybe a pinch or...
41:06You can go.
41:23tommf
41:43The glass will shine, think how the beauties fair
41:51Thou dial howl, thy precious minutes waste
41:59Thous vacant leaves, thy mind's imprint will bear
42:06And oh this boo, this clowny mace thou taste
42:30Thou dial howl, thy precious, thy mind's imprint
42:53Thou dial howl, thy soul
42:57Thou dial howl, thyvor
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