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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
00:32Please be seated.
00:38Who said I love you?
00:40I'm happy to be here.
00:45Today, every person has a channel.
00:48You both know.
00:50You can take someone to the platform.
00:54I'm happy to be here.
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01:20Guys, I'm happy to be here.
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02:25I'm going to go back to the backless blouse.
02:36Look, there's only one person who has a blouse.
02:39He's listening to a big guy with a normal smile.
02:41He's talking about his face.
02:44He's talking about his face.
02:47He's talking about his face.
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03:50please welcome Mr Samirana and Mr Renvin Allahabadiya
04:15welcome welcome welcome
04:49is
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05:34and he had to find one to lock in
05:39and
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05:46and
05:47and
05:47and
05:47and
05:47and
05:47and
05:47We all have a sport.
05:52It feels like I'm going to go home.
05:55Today, you will have a little coaching about how to bounce back.
05:59Last time, Ranveer and Samir were together,
06:01there was a police case.
06:03So, today, you will be together again.
06:05You will drink coffee, or you will drink anti-spitry bail before.
06:13Did you see later in the past?
06:14I had a lot of episodes.
06:15I had a phone call.
06:17I said, I had a phone call.
06:19I said, I had a case.
06:22When my show closed,
06:25I called myself a day before,
06:26I called myself a call.
06:27That there is something bad about you.
06:29Is it true?
06:31Is it true or not?
06:32I said, look, you have a little look.
06:34I'm going to go a little.
06:35I said, I didn't say anything.
06:40You are famous.
06:42But when you are famous,
06:44you will not say anything.
06:44then you will not say anything.
06:49I said, I just want to tell you,
06:51I want to tell you,
06:52that you both married.
06:53In our show,
06:54the people who work with everyone,
06:55are all the two kids.
06:57So,
06:58we will do a little bit.
06:59I did it.
07:00I will tell you guys, sir.
07:02Yes.
07:07Yes.
07:14Yes.
07:16Yes.
07:17Yes.
07:17Yes.
07:19Yes.
07:19I love you so much.
07:25When the show is closed,
07:27who was the first one?
07:29What happened to you?
07:30I had a lawyer before.
07:34And his phone didn't feel like that.
07:37Where are you from?
07:38My brother is sitting in an audience.
07:44He's here for that.
07:46He's here for that.
07:51I didn't have an idea.
07:52I didn't have an idea.
07:53I didn't have an hour ago.
07:55Then I knew that everything happened.
07:58Then I saw this clip.
08:00Then I said,
08:00let's go.
08:01I was leaving my house.
08:07After that,
08:09do you have more shows?
08:11Do you have the first book?
08:13Do you have the first book?
08:14Do you have the first book?
08:17but today I'm very difficult to do comedy.
08:20Do you know?
08:26Sir,
08:27how do you do it?
08:28I don't know.
08:29I was like,
08:29I was like,
08:30I got to know what I was doing.
08:34I was like,
08:35I was like,
08:35I'm like,
08:36I'm like,
08:37I'm like,
08:40I'm like,
08:44I'm sorry.
08:44I have to wait for it.
08:45I didn't have to wait.
08:46I have to stop.
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09:32That's what people should know.
09:34If you don't have to close someone's show then leave your life.
09:39Your heart will be clean.
09:42In the last year, my friends are very high.
09:46I feel.
09:46That's how it feels.
09:49What a mess.
09:52What a mess.
09:54It's coming.
09:55Your friends are getting hurt.
09:58Your friends are getting hurt.
09:59When you have to do something, you don't have to do something.
10:03Your friends, you have to make it work out.
10:08I'm going to do something with my lawyer.
10:12Your husband has to be destroyed.
10:15Your husband has to be destroyed.
10:17Your husband has been destroyed.
10:19Your husband has to be destroyed.
10:24I am going to the venue.
10:26Oh my God.
10:29I would like to talk to you about it.
10:31Before, sorry, your venue broke.
10:34How many times?
10:35Three times.
10:36People have been here and they have been offended.
10:41You have been great inspiration for all of us.
10:45You have seen us that we have had a lot of fun.
10:48Thank you, brother.
10:51It's genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
10:53Honestly, I am watching you from childhood, like across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream that I am on TV one day.
11:01I never thought that you will come to OTT one day.
11:11I genuinely love you so much, Archana Ma'am and Siddupa Ji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:32I love you, brother.
11:40You are absolutely brilliant.
11:42You are absolutely brilliant.
11:45Sir,
11:47You are part of my whole childhood.
11:53I was watching you.
11:54You and Shekar sir, I was Hรคrpi Diไฟบ him.
11:57I would follow every episode.
11:59Then I was like, what to say again?
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12:17Genuinely sir, I'm doing you both respect
12:20But I'm doing a little bit more
12:22Because I've never made a mistake
12:29I've never made a mistake
12:30I
12:34I
12:42Don't give a
12:46Like in police station maybe I'm the better don't know. So, I'll be so bad. You can both find this
12:51sir. Oh, okay
13:04I'm a girl.
13:06Oh my God.
13:07Oh my God.
13:09Numbir, tell me about beer bicep.
13:12When it started, it was only a fitness channel.
13:17I thought that this was a cool name.
13:19There are people in wrestling names like Triple H, Stone Cold.
13:22I thought that something is cool.
13:25But over time, I mean beer doesn't drink.
13:29I have a little bit of bicep, but the name is a little popular, so we've kept it.
13:36Is it a liquor license for this?
13:38No, no, liquor license.
13:40When you've seen stand-up, you've seen a big joke on your grandma's parents.
13:46When your mom has never said that you're not a person's family's family.
13:50Why are you a joke on your grandma's parents?
13:52Look, sir, if I've been a kid, I've been a kid.
13:57If I was a singer, I would like to sing a song in my mom.
14:01If I was a comedian, I would like to sing a joke in my mom.
14:04Well said, well said.
14:07And I have some awareness.
14:09Like, my mom and dad attacked me.
14:12And I was alone at home.
14:14And I didn't remember the ambulance.
14:17Do you remember the ambulance number?
14:20Tell me, Arsana, do you remember the ambulance number?
14:23100 is the only call right now.
14:25What is the police?
14:25I don't remember, buddy.
14:28I didn't call you.
14:29I did call you.
14:31Where did the ambulance come?
14:35The ambulance came and said,
14:45Is everyone here?
14:48Did you ever see my dad?
14:50Yeah, it's an ambulance.
14:58My parents really liked Kapil Sharma Show.
15:01There is also a story, a genuine story.
15:05My grandfather was very much watching him.
15:06He was bedridden in his final phase.
15:09But Kapil Sharma Show was very much.
15:11So wherever he is, he is very happy today.
15:14Thank you brother.
15:14Big, big day.
15:18You are an amazing comedian.
15:20So who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
15:26Stand up.
15:27In this case,
15:29there is no doubt about India's best comedian.
15:32In India's world, Kapil Sharma is right here, Kapil Sharma.
15:35I love you.
15:37I love you.
15:42I don't know how he does it.
15:49It is unbelievable.
15:52It is a legend.
15:54Thank you bro.
15:57Thank you bro.
16:00Lovely.
16:00I have confidence that normally what happens is that we make a script, sometimes we don't know, but we don't
16:07know, but the people are saying that we are with you, and we are with you, and this is your
16:15love.
16:16This is your love.
16:19oh
16:19oh
16:20how are you in life?
16:33generally, how do you feel that
16:35so many years you have played a show
16:36and what is your perspective?
16:39like many times, you get to meet a police officer
16:43what is your shock?
16:44what is your shock?
16:47what is your shock?
16:48when you listen to free time
16:51our shock was a professional
16:53and our brain and butter
16:54and there is a jam
16:56it's a jam
16:59it's a jam
17:00it's a blessing
17:02it's a blessing
17:03that you have to do well
17:05when you have no money
17:07I think that you have to do well
17:10and then the rest of the things
17:12it's a blessing
17:13it's a blessing
17:14and I've seen so many films
17:16when we see actors
17:17when we come to show
17:18it's a dream
17:22it's a dream
17:24it's a life
17:26I'm sure
17:26I'm sure
17:27I'm sure
17:27I'll tell you
17:35I'm not sure
17:36I'm always sure
17:37I'm sure
17:37you're going to do it
17:38yes
17:40absolutely
17:41how
17:45yeah
17:46he
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27:57Ladies first, right?
27:59So, Archan and Madam?
28:00The same thing.
28:00I love you.
28:03So, my name is Charles Rao and I work for the National Association for the Blind India.
28:09So, we are the India's first National Association for the Blind India which works on the cradle
28:14till the grave for the community.
28:18What do you know about my story?
28:19I am not born blind, from sighted to partially and partially to blindness.
28:23Someone asked me, sir, when do you do comedy?
28:27I said, when I was born, there will be comedy.
28:31And I want to tell you something.
28:33Archan, I am for you.
28:34Do you know what the difference between sympathy and empathy is?
28:37Today, I had to come to the show and I stood on the platform for the road to cross.
28:42One person came and went to his own way and went to me.
28:46He went to me.
28:47He went to me.
28:48He went to me.
28:48He said nothing.
28:50He said, okay, okay.
28:51He went to me and went to me.
28:52I said, okay, okay, I went to him and left.
28:55He went to me and left.
28:56Where did I go from there?
28:56He went from there.
28:58He went to me and left.
29:00He went to me.
29:00He went to me and left.
29:00Somebody left me from there.
29:01At last, I didn't know that I was on platform number 1 from 2.
29:032 from 1.
29:04Because the people would have been lost in sympathy.
29:07They would have to go there.
29:09So, the story says that, if you ever want to keep sympathy in life,
29:13then keep the whole of the empathy.
29:14And not that I just have to do something for someone.
29:27I have brought something which is made by my hand my friend
29:33so he's here beautiful thank you for it was the appeal a gift to Charles up it's a parent or
29:40up kill you go I'd be bogey tarp say I'm going to have a foreign cut trip baliqa up for
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30:07He has named them, he has lived, so we are going to entertain all of them. Please welcome Mr. Sunil
30:12Paal.
30:41Hi, I am.
30:43How are you, sir?
30:45I am just looking at the clothes.
30:48How are you wearing the clothes?
30:52My name is Sunil Paal.
30:53When you go to the house, I am like Sunil Paal, the comedy of the LAL.
30:57And the time is the comedy of the LAL.
31:01How did you see them?
31:03If you see it, you will see some ideas.
31:06Sir, what did you do?
31:08How are you?
31:13What are you doing?
31:18If you don't kill my soul, I am laughing.
31:21What did you do?
31:21Which is good?
31:21You ain't losing yourself.
31:26I am not getting frustrated.
31:29in the society and when the society doesn't come, it's the same thing that it's the same thing.
31:37What can you tell me?
31:39You have to see that this time.
31:43What can you tell me?
31:45What can you tell me?
31:46One second.
31:47I've been telling you so much.
31:49I've been telling you so much.
31:51I've been telling you,
31:52I've been telling you,
31:53I'm telling you,
31:57performance i'm not using it.
32:00I don't have to do this, I don't have to do this, but there is only one thing.
32:04Why don't you do this?
32:06All right.
32:15I'm going to go with my brush.
32:17I'm going to polish this here.
32:20I'm going to polish it too.
32:22Yes.
32:23I'm going to go and see it.
32:27oh
32:33i want to ask sunil aysa kya kya sammen
32:38my katao kya adab ki mehfil ho to yad karo galib ko
32:43and inki mehfil ho to sirp galib ko
32:45I have to get to know where the talk is.
32:49I have learned anything that I have learned from Sunil Pahl Ji.
32:58They have never learned from the comments.
32:59No, they haven't learned from their comments.
33:05He has said they have learned from the comments.
33:09Sunil Pahl Ji genuinely, I like one number to 10.
33:12and
33:17Thank you very much.
33:20I want to thank you so much for your support.
33:24And here are the two superstars here.
33:26What are you talking about?
33:28What have you gotten?
33:29They got a new name. Showstopper.
33:33I love this cool life moment.
33:36This generation of goat comics and last generation of goat comics.
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33:59love you love you love you love you love to take care of the audition day for
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34:39you know
34:41seriously
34:41I think that you are going to be a basic
34:45where you are going
34:46in the light weight
34:46I can't
34:49jump in the chapel
34:51and they will get to them
34:56I
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35:01I
35:02I don't know it's not it's not Bola I know I'm going to make my money so
35:13that I can make my product bad guys I mean I'm looking like a challenge by
35:18still by the Pakistan good legendary comedy no man like that I'm not bad
35:23crazy bull there competition no type a film star heroine make you stay
35:54as a comedian genuinely
36:24very good
36:26that's it let's go
36:44welcome to six news debate
36:46now tonight in the debate
36:54debate in the tonight
36:58here you have to say
37:00what you have to say
37:01what you have to say
37:03noise pollution has to be there
37:11let me introduce
37:23oh
37:24oh
37:26oh
37:29sir
37:30oh
37:35oh
37:36oh
37:36oh
37:37oh
37:38oh
37:38I don't know about that it's a big anchor to jet spray
37:44you know what it is
37:47yeah you give all us present
37:51I'm going to pressure the other side of the other
37:54let's concentrate on the debate
37:57relax relax either don't have a lucky drop
38:00better way and we
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38:49we have to know what is comedy good shows me
38:58I want to know this topic no we cannot sorry no no no no no no no no no
39:17I will forget my own lounge.
39:18He will pass the lounge.
39:22He will pass the phone to me.
39:25Hey, lounge?
39:33Uncle, please can you shut up?
39:35Uncle, uncle.
39:36Uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle.
39:37Uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle is your mother.
39:41I will give you my answer.
39:43I will give you my answer.
39:47No matter, it can be done.
39:50You can have a hand.
39:51You can have a generator with anything.
39:54A passenger can turn away from a outside.
39:57Of course, the car does not work.
39:58He can change anything.
40:00I told you a lot.
40:07Honestly, I'm going to tell you my money.
40:09I'd like to make money.
40:10I don't remember this one,
40:17I am sorry to say
40:20I am sorry to say
40:20I am sorry to say
40:21my mouth on YouTube and then delete it
40:23But let me add, let me add
40:28Can you just shut up please 2 minutes, 2 minutes
40:31Can we just listen to me?
40:35Sunil Pajitaka, that's what he says
40:37in the shows, the girls who make the girls
40:40don't like them
40:41Sunil Pajitaka, that's why you say again
40:43Yeah, change is going to be
40:45I just want to say that
40:46I am going to be out of Naqpur
40:48And I am going to be out of Naqpur
40:50And I am going to be out of Santero
40:51And I never will be in the store
40:57But we are not in Naqpur
41:02We are here in the city
41:04But we are here next
41:07But we are not at the house
41:11We are now
41:12oh
41:24it's about the day of the other up not for say hey
41:27so I'm gonna be done in the week it's like a
41:29I just doesn't be yes what do you think it's about an app
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41:41yeah
41:41yeah
41:46is it
41:48I have never seen a girl that I have never seen a boylander
41:50I have never seen a girl that I have never seen a girl that I have never seen a girl
41:55after the shave, she gets her head.
42:03I support it.
42:06I'm a lot of Gen Z in my mindset, so I'm fluid.
42:10First, tell me about Gen Z.
42:11I don't know how Gen Z is going on, how many years are.
42:17Like Gen Z is going on, Gen Z is going on.
42:20Okay, you tell me.
42:23What do you want to say?
42:27There are boys and boys in 35.
42:30You come here.
42:32No, come here.
42:39Sir, I feel like a girl is going to become a girl.
42:46People just see that they are becoming a girl,
42:48but they don't see them behind them.
42:50Like Kiku sir and Krishna ji,
42:53they are going to become a girl in 35 minutes.
42:56And Archana ji is going to become a half an hour, right?
43:11So once upon a time, Victor said,
43:16I don't know who.
43:18But he just said that.
43:20And I heard it.
43:22Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
43:28I don't care what Mr. Said, but what I am going to say, I care.
43:33Oh, I say,
43:53What is that? Tell me.
44:01He is cheating.
44:07I get it.
44:11I get it.
44:12Yeah.
44:13I get this.
44:21I respect that.
44:23I respect that.
44:24I respect that.
44:26I see people in a man saying that
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44:54comedy
45:08how do you say
45:13my day came to you can't just how we are Joe come 80 with comedy
45:39Let's move on to the next topic.
46:04What's wrong with it?
46:05Gas pass?
46:06It's fart!
46:07It's fart!
46:08What's the problem?
46:09It's a natural possessed boss!
46:14I want to tell you a story.
46:16No other person is not a criminal.
46:21I tell you a story.
46:23Two brothers and Ramesh were two brothers.
46:25Ramesh joined the police.
46:29Ramesh remained in the world.
46:30They were both with a pistol.
46:32But Ramesh had a regret.
46:33Why?
46:34Because he had a right path.
46:35He was in the police.
46:37The same thing.
46:38The same thing.
46:38The same thing.
46:39The same thing.
46:41The same thing.
46:43The same thing.
46:46The same thing.
47:04The same thing.
47:05The same thing.
47:07Because they don't have a voice.
47:11Why?
47:12They don't have a voice.
47:13Why?
47:13You are talking about where?
47:15Why even do that?
47:18I don't want to tell you.
47:19yes
47:19and
47:20do
47:20you
47:20did
47:20don't
47:23you
47:25have
47:26you
47:27I
47:36did
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48:08This is airport, 800 rupes.
48:11Why do you have 800 rupes?
48:13This is a pilot that has given me.
48:20It's the same thing as I made it.
48:22It's the same thing as I made it.
48:22It's the same thing as I made it.
48:25Let me add a little bit.
48:27It's the time I made it.
48:34Next move.
48:37This is my question.
48:40What do you say about this?
48:47The nation wants to know.
48:50Give me a big answer.
48:57Oh my God.
49:00Oh my God.
49:06Oh my God.
49:52This guy is so good.
49:59I want to ask you something.
50:05This is an example that I am giving.
50:07Okay.
50:07You know you are telling me.
50:11You are like a cat.
50:14You are like a cat.
50:15You are like a cat.
50:16You are like a cat.
50:17You are like a cat.
50:18This is all the examples.
50:18example example tomorrow move bathroom kitchen pages all these example tomorrow
50:23move aside tomorrow move aside is that comedy
50:39you tell me
50:53is this the news
51:11you tell me this is the comedy
51:13is this the comedy
51:21is this the comedy
51:24yeah
51:25yeah
51:28yeah
51:30yeah
51:31yeah
51:31It's the public!
51:33It's the public!
51:37It's the public!
51:44Go!
51:55Forget it!
51:56I'm not going to see you.
52:12I'm not going to see you.
52:56I'm not going to see you.
52:56I'm not going to see you.
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