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00:00:26To be continued...
00:00:42a little treat for you tonight my first guest is a young man and when i say young man i
00:00:46mean
00:00:46a young man he's landed the lead role in an nbc pilot and he won that audition with a song
00:00:51and
00:00:51dance routine and we thought he did it so well that you might like to meet him tonight would
00:00:54you welcome reef hawk
00:00:56you might reach us to broadway remember me to hero square
00:01:13get along the gang in 42nd street then i will soon be there
00:01:21whisper a poem yearning to mingle with the old time throng
00:01:30give my regards to old broadway and tell them i'll be there alone
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00:02:36reef hawk for the last four decades america's favorite movie star
00:02:40what an unbelievable career you've had starring in three of the biggest franchises in film
00:02:46history winning two oscars in this fall you'll shoot the biggest movie you've ever made you've
00:02:52had five years off to reflect is that what you're gonna say reflect i mean how are you gonna frame
00:02:59the five years the five years thing also i should literally be a famous ass interviewer even when i'm fake
00:03:04interviewing i'm like incredible at it incredible thank you so what are you gonna
00:03:08to say about the five years saying well i was thinking i was gonna say i've been working since i
00:03:15was six and needed to break and that i needed to find out who i was away from all this
00:03:23i love that that works totally i won't say that i was hiding a heroin addiction from the public and
00:03:31that my best friends from high school and my insane lawyer helped me cover it
00:03:36for years so no one ever found out that is a really smart omission strong omission no admish
00:03:42you're gonna be amazing babe you got this yeah i'm very lucky to have you too and thank you both
00:03:48for being here and thank you for helping me yeah babe now get out there and tap dance for mommy
00:03:54yeah that's it two minutes all right look before we get started i just gotta say this is a career
00:04:02highlight for me you tom cruise denzel you're my favorite actors of all time thanks so look first
00:04:09we're going to start off with the box office records and what do you mind i don't know if anyone
00:04:15talked
00:04:15to you but um oh my god oh my god oh no he's asking about the oscar i know i
00:04:22can tell when you introduce
00:04:24me would you mind not forgetting to say two-time oscar winner before you say reef hog of course
00:04:31i was planning on doing that anyway i thought it was something serious of course man yeah i would
00:04:36i would never even say it it's just that sometimes people forget who forgets you are the most beloved
00:04:44movie star in the world i'm just honored to have you on the show this is going to be a
00:04:49cakewalk for
00:04:49you oh thanks man hi how are you we're reef's best friends from high school but like we have our
00:04:57own
00:04:57lives too just here's recording listen you are so charming yeah enough of that i don't want to fan
00:05:05out too much uh you ready yeah let's go for it all right let's go for it all right we'll
00:05:09get one going
00:05:10all right here we go three two one tonight i'm interviewing somebody i never thought i would interview
00:05:17i'm talking about a legend an icon what is there even to say reef hawk is in the house welcome
00:05:25oh wait sorry i messed up i left out the oscar part i'm sorry guys gotta do it again no
00:05:30no we're
00:05:31leaving this in no no no we are not starting over people at home need to see this let me
00:05:38tell you
00:05:38right now if i'm ever the kind of out of touch jerk who needs to restart an intro because you
00:05:44didn't
00:05:44mention an award brother we got way bigger problems my man that's why the world loves you
00:05:54man the real reef hawk that's amazing reef hawk are you ready we're already started yes we are
00:06:04babe babe i know you love mopping with the crew but we're gonna hit crazy traffic if we don't get
00:06:09out of here what's mopping mlp man of the peopling it's actually pretty funny thanks yeah we should
00:06:17get going uh can i talk to you guys for a second yeah hey guys thanks so much uh did
00:06:24anyone else see
00:06:24this silver fox eye fucking me i am so serious it was so blatant and out in the open i
00:06:29almost want to
00:06:30like write an op-ed but i like that reef what are you doing well we don't know those guys
00:06:38they could
00:06:39literally go online and say that i was like being fake or mopping or whatever insult you just said and
00:06:43then people will think that i'm like that okay so so that would be like a fucking disaster reef chill
00:06:54out yeah dude dude take a deep breath okay it's just it's just that you're always being watched
00:07:08these days and observed yeah everywhere yeah yeah yeah it's really weird it's really weird okay
00:07:18it's okay yeah look at this is like a really stressful situation for you so just take a deep
00:07:24breath okay i'm sorry okay i was just being dumb and trying to be funny and no i'm sorry no
00:07:31please
00:07:31a lot of anxiety of course my bad you don't have to come on i love you guys
00:07:40i love you by the way you were amazing oh my gosh he is a fan yeah
00:07:54shut
00:08:00hello bubby it's ira we got a big problem it's up it's really up it's a total
00:08:05nightmare i'll be over at 10 30 a.m tomorrow i'll have my assistant text your assistant my
00:08:09breakfast order beg her not to it up for me
00:08:17do i have shit on my face yes i do yes oh my god it's embarrassing ira
00:08:23tell me what the is going on here's your video oh jesus christ what's on it i have no idea
00:08:30i thought
00:08:30you buried everything that needed to be buried without it getting out to the public when i got
00:08:35sober five years ago i changed my life and thank god you did since you've been out of the game
00:08:41everything's changed but for the record you are the goat the true goat bubby you were the best to
00:08:45ever do it i swear to god i hate to say it but it's nice to be back on the
00:08:50court with
00:08:50you we used to be out here in these streets smashing concrete getting our hands dirty
00:08:55hollywood was our goddamn glory hole these kids today they don't know how we used to do it
00:08:59you me rourke little chucky sheen stephen hawking you know the original pussy posse you boys kept me
00:09:04busy didn't you can't you just make this go away like you always used to i can't bubby the internet
00:09:10changed everything i know i panicked and we used to get this wrapped up with a briefcase of cash in
00:09:14a day or two it ain't like that anymore you can text me or call me 24 hours a day
00:09:21just like the old
00:09:22days except for tuesdays from 3 p.m till about 10 p.m what's on tuesdays personal shit don't worry
00:09:29about it oh what huh are you okay do i have to be in here can i just wait till
00:09:38you're done
00:09:39bubby i'm on a massive time crunch by the way i love this gay wallpaper thanks and about all the
00:09:45art in the house very colorful very gay and classy look bubby there are some steps we can take in
00:09:51the
00:09:52meantime while we're waiting this out but i need you to be completely honest with me there are no
00:09:56more secrets between us look into my eyes do not break eye contact with me bubby have you ever killed
00:10:01someone no ira i've never killed someone i can't wipe my ass with this just performative i'm a good
00:10:08person environmental toilet paper what's your assistant's name sammy sammy oh come in here can
00:10:14you go into the master and bring the toilet paper here the good toilet paper the good toilet paper yeah
00:10:19and bubby just real quick it's primary not master what thread count is it sorry i don't know ira
00:10:25it's scott from the store toss it let me see jesus christ smells like um like earring backs in here
00:10:34yes that means you're healthy
00:10:38what the fuck cover your mouth it's disgusting you get germs besides the health stuff it's so rude
00:10:45i'm sorry aside from me getting sick it's rude because those particles fly into my nose and
00:10:50that do you can send me actually this is fucked up to say i kind of like this turn around
00:10:54bubby
00:10:54eye contact come closer have you ever killed someone no ira okay bubby i'm not a judgy person
00:11:03i'm more of a you do you i'm a go ahead and do me girl ira i have never killed
00:11:10someone
00:11:13for real
00:11:17you're making me uncomfortable with your anger and i think that's something we should look at
00:11:25you can have at the scraps i'm sorry what you can have at the scraps that's really nice of you
00:11:32ira
00:11:32thank you you know she's actually great yeah i like her next have you ever watched anyone be
00:11:38killed no one have you ever paid someone to kill someone no have you ever fucked a dead person no
00:11:41has a dead person ever fucked you no how does that even work let's just say it starts with mel
00:11:46gibson
00:11:47and a whole lot of paupers and ends two decks over with the 10 a.m mate and now's breakfast
00:11:50you do the
00:11:50math gorgeous just to be clear you're saying how a corpse fucks a human being is that mel gibson takes
00:11:58paupers you're saying that you're saying that i would never betray a client like that and i'm offended you
00:12:02would even suggest it i would lose my license to practice law in the state of california if i did
00:12:06but just between us it's pretty fucked up actually they partied with the guy like he was alive
00:12:12all weekend they actually made a cute little picture about it weekend at bernie's yes weekend
00:12:16at bernie's bubby you're hysterical you've gotten funnier i need to know everyone who hates you uh
00:12:26who hates me fuck my first manager from when i was a kid probably good right the guy who represents
00:12:35kid actors and works out of the bowling alley who else my old on and off ex-girlfriend savannah okay
00:12:43and
00:12:45who else that's it who hates him uh what who hates him well off the top of my head
00:12:59your old manager your old trainer your new trainer your old pool guy your old old pool guys your mom
00:13:05hates you uh those three shelter dogs that you got when you were lonely and then returned when you
00:13:10realize like they don't wipe their own asses and i sure as fuck wasn't gonna do it um your old
00:13:14boxing
00:13:14coach your old tennis instructor your ex and i have like a separate list for like directors actors
00:13:19customer designers hair makeup people craft service whatever like executives that you've worked with
00:13:23if you want me to start on that jesus christ sorry can i just say something my old trainer doesn't
00:13:30hate me
00:13:31because he passed away okay i'm just saying hey i believe you pal i really do that's that's awesome
00:13:42you need to go see these people and apologize to them make it right with them and without them
00:13:47realizing it feel out if they're the ones behind the video i don't know if i can do that ira
00:13:52that's way
00:13:53too intense bubby you don't have to mean it you just have to go through the motions of apologizing to
00:13:58save your ass all right bubby i gotta get going tom hanks body slammed his housekeeper it's not as
00:14:03bad as it sounds they were just rough housing but she's in her 70s shouldn't be horsing around like
00:14:07that so i should get over to cedars and make sure shit's kosher by the way incredible crushed
00:14:11ice and cedars i'll let you know if i hear anything
00:14:18so
00:14:44my assistant said all of these people don't like me was i an
00:14:54do you want to take longer to answer that just the people you interacted with yeah not like fans
00:15:00and stuff i think there maybe was a time where your success did go to your head and maybe you
00:15:06weren't like
00:15:06super considerate about how you spoke to people and now you're very aware but up until like a few
00:15:12years ago you could kind of get away with being a secret we've known each other for 40 years we've
00:15:17been there and supported one another we have always known the person that was in there yeah and go easy
00:15:23on yourself you were literally on drugs it's way easier to support you now that you're sober at least
00:15:29we don't have to come grab you out of that creepy doll store you used to buy heroin at downtown
00:15:35you know how many empty naked baby dolls i had to explain to the housekeeper yeah i had to look
00:15:39up in
00:15:39spanish don't worry maria it's no for sexual it's for drug by the way zero parking at the heroin doll
00:15:46store downtown
00:15:50yeah
00:15:54it got bad it got really scary i don't ever want to see that look in your eye again
00:16:04you never will so let's do what ira says make the apologies and find out who's extorting you he
00:16:11always gets you out of this stuff it's gonna be so fun i'm already putting together a playlist for the
00:16:16apology slash who's extorting reef tour uh hey siri uh whip me up a playlist for a middle-aged
00:16:21man in extreme state of crisis but keep it fun and slutty come on and skinny come on
00:16:48i will say i kind of hate extortion but the upside is that we all get to drive around together
00:16:54like
00:16:54the dumb sluts we used to be in high school and i am obsessed with that part of extortion beyond
00:17:00what i
00:17:00really enjoy about it is that we get to be here with you reese and guess what else i brought
00:17:06with
00:17:06me oh are we gonna smoke we're not gonna smoke we're 120 okay we're gonna fake smoke i cannot
00:17:15believe kids vape these days they are so gay they're so lame if i saw a kid vaping i'd literally
00:17:22run over
00:17:22to him push him over and be like nice look virgin they're literally an oral fedora i haven't seen this
00:17:32guy in like 30 years and now i'm gonna be late to apologize and i'm gonna look like even more
00:17:37of an
00:17:38asshole i've always said it's not an amends unless you power top it just get in there and just dom
00:17:44it
00:17:44out man i love outlandish humor with my friends you know kid i found this guy reef over at oakwoods
00:17:53same as you and i signed him at this booth same as you right here at this brief can't wait
00:18:02to work
00:18:03with you i know our schedules will wind up one of these days can you imagine them letting us two
00:18:08silverbacks pound our chest the same cage let's sit down and order salad i've got a 4 30 call back
00:18:14for that valtrex commercial valtrex yeah i'm reading for the grandson of the woman who has gentle to
00:18:18herpes it's actually quite a complex character i love that is ellen casting it yep ellen was such a
00:18:23sweet girl i know she is and we love her oh me i'm late beautiful day guys okay hey knock
00:18:30them dead will
00:18:30you always will and will do oh wow
00:18:40quit cigs 16 days now sorry that's awesome red yes red rodriguez manager to the stars always bet on red
00:18:51baby yeah still out here hustling
00:19:04red i came here to apologize to you
00:19:09can i ask you something reef of course
00:19:15what are you sorry for i'm really sorry i fired you
00:19:27you know i remember when i met you by the pool
00:19:31and you had no front teeth you know it was so fucking adorable
00:19:37you were really there for me at that time i was i was
00:19:43but you had this fucking light in you you'd light up my days and i'm just talking about the work
00:19:49the
00:19:49work was always bringing but you they started getting jobs and there he is
00:20:00there he is huh and i was proud i gotta tell you not just because i'm a manager but you
00:20:06know
00:20:07it was almost as if it was me in a way i was so proud then you start running around
00:20:15hollywood
00:20:15and you're getting some big parts of movies you're hitting the clubs you're getting some
00:20:19pussy i'm getting nervous not just cause i don't want you to get in trouble for your career
00:20:25but i'm worried about you getting trouble for you
00:20:29and i hear things i mean weed and all that i know okay but i hear the hardest stuff
00:20:36the hardest stuff and um i didn't know how to handle it you know i did the best i could
00:20:43at that time
00:20:45i wanted to smack the out of you but i still worked gene really honestly i didn't know my role
00:20:51was
00:20:53you know in that whole thing i just didn't know
00:20:58maybe i handled it right maybe i did the right thing
00:21:04maybe i didn't
00:21:07i really don't know i don't know what's right or wrong in this situation
00:21:12anyway look i didn't expect you to stay i didn't expect that i know i know i'm a joke to
00:21:17you guys now
00:21:18the bowling alley the roulette wheel i know who the i am i know what the i am which is
00:21:27i'm the guy you leave if i do my job right okay i know that it's all right
00:21:36i loved all you crazy little cocksuckers i really did
00:21:40but you were different you see you were different you were like you were like family to me yeah
00:21:52yeah
00:21:55and you know what gets me is that not one of you guys ever picked up the phone
00:22:01not one every time with you guys the last time we spoke was the last time we spoke
00:22:09i mean all i ever wanted was to pick up the phone and hear hey red
00:22:21could have called me
00:22:27i don't have your number
00:22:50hi i just want to see i'm a big fan thank you i appreciate that yeah mate you're right back
00:22:57and
00:22:57look you're back in serious there was a period where i did not speak to myself for three years
00:23:0311 years ago in sydney you and sean penn i chucked it in the dumper because she was on the
00:23:08blog aside
00:23:08from my feelings on the film technically it's astonishing honestly wait i feel like you chucked it in my
00:23:22i don't know if i don't know if i don't want to interrupt you i never do this i'm a
00:23:27big fan
00:23:28i'm not here to blow you up or bug you i just want to tell you i'm running this for
00:23:32a while
00:23:33i wanted to introduce myself brief yeah i know i know i'm buddy i'm everybody's buddy
00:23:42we're having some people over today if we make noise some rap music or something just tell me
00:23:46we got tons of food gonna have some celebs cool awesome hi the mclaren's taking up both spots and
00:23:52ud's pulling up from nobu i'll take care of it honey get off your feet you gotta lay down how
00:23:57many
00:23:57cigarettes did dr crane say i could smoke while pregnant again oh he said zero oh hey i know you
00:24:03you dated my grandma that's reef nice to meet you queef
00:24:12fucking shit dude having my first kid well congrats i'm like a kid having a kid
00:24:19but i'm under 60. that's what they call a malibu teen dad
00:24:24huh you got kids no oh yeah i read that fuck you're lucky dude just get to party 24 7
00:24:34i gotta
00:24:34deal with this shit anyway all love homie have a good one i always do and i will do
00:24:46man's search for meaning it's like the most lit holocaust book my therapist gave me this one after
00:24:52my parents divorce and like in a way the divorce was my family's personal holocaust you know like
00:24:58the mistress was hitler my mom was like jesse jackson that black guy that won that medal because
00:25:04you ran really fast jesse owens jesse owens and i was like and frank you know because i was like
00:25:11hiding from my shame this book taught me like not to hide anymore and i don't think you should either
00:25:16so i'm giving this to you it would be good for you excuse me oh yeah i'm gonna give you
00:25:22some privacy
00:25:24ira what's happening fuck bubby i'm so glad i caught you holy what is it did you see a pair
00:25:28of
00:25:28sunglasses after i left your house i'm like fucked up looking for them they're chanel ira are you
00:25:32fucking kidding me no no i know i never splurge like that ira you scared the shit out of me
00:25:37i
00:25:37thought something had leaked or something fucked it happened with the video oh shit did something
00:25:41happen i'm asking you are you fucking serious okay i'm fucking with you but for real though
00:25:46shit is not going well i got nothing on my side you got to keep apologizing to people all right
00:25:51okay bubby sorry if i sound distracted i'm getting an iv trip right now i'm also doing couples therapy
00:25:56and playing chess i'll call you back when i hear something
00:26:02so do you like want me to pretend that i don't know what's going on to like make things easier
00:26:08for you or or what let me think on it i may just want to pretend things are not insane
00:26:15with
00:26:15one person in my life sure hey what extortion
00:26:22thanks sammy it's been so long mom
00:26:29it has
00:26:33i have a lot to uh
00:26:37apologize to you for
00:26:39for starters i was often very rude about you participating in this kind of entertainment
00:26:50i'm sorry for that
00:26:58can we try that one more time on the label wasn't cheated towards camera and that was such a great
00:27:03fucking emotional moment i'm so fucking touched genuinely i just have to be sure it's usable because
00:27:08my content partners need it sometimes you gotta tickle their balls so mommy can get her beak wet
00:27:14my son may be a star but i'm a whole damn planet
00:27:21this is so triggering and fucked up for so many reasons i can't even begin to tell you
00:27:27didn't you come here to apologize to me yeah and you'd only receive the apology if we did it on
00:27:33the
00:27:33show which makes my skin crawl that you're even on in the first place okay we'll get to that in
00:27:38one
00:27:38second you pretentious little but for starters you showed up didn't you you're a little truffle
00:27:45sipping fame piggy just like mommy i wanted to please you i became famous to please you i supported
00:27:52your career day in and day out for nine years of my life i wanted a parent not a business
00:27:59collaborator
00:28:00when you were a little kid you begged me every day to be on tv begged me i'm talking tantrums
00:28:07days
00:28:08long tantrums fits making scenes screaming carrying on i didn't know what to do i was 25 and you were
00:28:16six so i moved us across the country away from your father my husband away from my parents my support
00:28:25system into a shitty little month to month in the valley so i could take you to auditions every day
00:28:33you were my focus your father left us not just you he left me too i sacrificed my marriage
00:28:43who were you sacrificing anything for when you were 25 reef but then something amazing happened
00:28:52your fucking dreams came true and i went from being a little nobody in the middle of nowhere to suddenly
00:28:59my son singing and dancing on the tonight show you became a big famous actor you got everything you ever
00:29:08wanted mom i was a kid
00:29:16kids don't know what they want kids want to be astronauts yeah and some of them actually do become
00:29:25astronauts the ones whose dreams are supported by their mothers mom i felt used and exploited
00:29:31you stopped seeing me when i got on this show you stopped talking to me your fucking mother
00:29:52you're right
00:29:57i'm sorry
00:30:00that's not okay
00:30:07can we take that from after you're right but before sorry that's not okay i want to get a
00:30:13different reaction on my side jesus christ christ you see what you even take a moment like that and
00:30:22make it for the show you make it for show i was actually feeling in that moment i didn't say
00:30:30anything
00:30:30about your take i bought it your delivery was very strong i just wanted one where i cry and one
00:30:37where i
00:30:38don't on my side so the editor will have options what even is an apology reef is it for you
00:30:45is it for me
00:30:48isn't an apology just a show also this was such a fucked idea you are such a scorched unit not
00:30:57everything is one thing reef yes i want to be great on the show but i mean everything that was
00:31:03in this
00:31:03conversation just because the cameras are rolling doesn't mean it's not real just because it's
00:31:09performative doesn't mean that it's not the truth why can't it be both oh you and i see things
00:31:16so fucking differently reef i've accepted that i hope you can too one day i'm not trying to change
00:31:25you so don't try and change me
00:31:36kyle your abstinence dog is out here do you want me to let him in or do you a favor
00:31:42put it down so
00:31:43someone will date you just put it under the window over there guys thanks i should not be lifting
00:31:49this couch right now i have been so nauseous today oh babe maybe you're pregnant is that unhoused
00:31:56gentleman outside of general nutrition that you've been romantically intertwined with not been using
00:32:00contraception babe yeah i'm as at risk of getting pregnant as you are because you're old yeah that's
00:32:09the meaning of that bit okay just making sure you understood the math of it oh you know i i
00:32:13got it
00:32:14thanks and reef like i know you can't handle any of the housewife stuff but like your mom is so
00:32:20fucking major and iconic like what was she wearing i need details babe lay off the mom stuff okay even
00:32:26though we're all dying to know what she was wearing no it's okay but it's not her it's not her
00:32:37okay
00:32:55hello be in my office one hour i got the fucking dream team assembled for you baby one hour be
00:33:01here
00:33:06dearly beloved we're gathered here today because i have assembled the greatest group ever to protect
00:33:11our boy reef hawk and bathe him in the waters of our combined genius nothing prince whatever reef i
00:33:21would now like to introduce you to your new crisis team or as i call them the rover rover reef
00:33:27unit
00:33:30didn't land okay tough room i will start with one of the greatest to ever do it one of the
00:33:36world's
00:33:36most renowned lawyers the most legendary advocate for women whose rights have been violated illegal
00:33:44reaches wide and long and my man you know she doesn't mind not i rise ladies and gentlemen virginia
00:33:54allen i've been green reef reef it's nice to meet you don't you represent women who are victims of
00:34:03terrible men not if i hire her first i'm not i didn't like oh i know oh we know bobby
00:34:09we know i
00:34:10wouldn't have accepted this if i thought this was a me too type of thing what if it is it's
00:34:17not we know i
00:34:18know i know i know i know i know i know i know i know i of course know but
00:34:24if it is you're gonna want
00:34:26virginia here bobby speaking of i would now like to introduce you to the third in our three tenors of
00:34:32naughtiness ladies and gentlemen the sultan of social justice the rabbi of race relations
00:34:44he bringing sexy back to the civil rights movement ira he's been preaching since the same street and
00:34:52boys is so tired the reverend leandris carter shut the fuck up ira oh you're still sore about last
00:35:01time we worked together yeah because you completely ruined the entire thing and embarrassed the
00:35:05shit out of me and my client here we go again did you follow the jesse smollett thing uh the
00:35:09two racist
00:35:10guys beat up the black actor and ended up being set up by him leon and i came up with
00:35:15that at
00:35:15lunch one day it's a killer idea we pitched it around town and jesse was the most passionate about
00:35:19the project sometimes these things are reverse engineered where the idea comes before the talent
00:35:23you know like when a movie studio has a franchise but they don't have a star attached then tell them
00:35:27what happened to ira you're such a hypocrite leon you're one of my best friends i love you more than
00:35:30life itself but you're a hypocrite you're always on me about hiring more black people so i hired two
00:35:35black guys to beat up jesse this is me growing with elegance and all of a sudden i'm the asshole
00:35:41you hired two black guys to play white supremacists to commit a hate crime against a black guy
00:35:45you stupid motherfucker it's impossible to keep up hire black guys don't hire black guys make up your
00:35:49mind i shouldn't have to explain this one you're acting like i didn't even post a black square
00:35:54a couple years ago you saw that i storied it it wasn't on my permanent grid but i storied the
00:35:59black
00:35:59black square i obviously know who you are and i'm a fan reverend but why is he on our team
00:36:07oh i pray
00:36:09to god you didn't say the word on that video what no i would never oh we know we know
00:36:16i know he knows
00:36:18we know of course we know we know brother but if you did i will smack the livid shit out
00:36:25of you and
00:36:27then we're gonna hold hands and walk through the fire together my brother i'm not a racist reef while
00:36:35we totally believe you aren't racist we do know for a fact you have done racist things which is very
00:36:42common except in your position is incredibly dangerous i'm eunice kim i'm a lawyer and activist
00:36:49i'm here because i famously started the hashtag stop imitating asian people i did by the way we
00:36:55noticed thank you for doing no thank you brief do you recall a scene from a jesus i hate to
00:37:01call it a
00:37:01film a thing you were in called titty school six let's get tit-tarded in here an 80s low-budget
00:37:09teen comedy ira buried when you got famous we think someone may have found it do you recall a
00:37:15scene from this film in which your character israel boner shark scene is tasked with breaking into the
00:37:21girl's sorority to steal their bras and panties and in order to pull off this caper you as your
00:37:26character dress up as a geisha to sneak into the sorority we think someone may be framing the scene
00:37:31in a modern context to use it to cancel you for being racist against asian people it was a scene
00:37:37in a
00:37:38stupid movie it wasn't me it was a character in a movie doesn't matter hey wait where's motion from
00:37:43the anti-semitism committee we ran the numbers it turns out that hating jews doesn't negatively affect
00:37:48a person's career in fact it could even help like that sounds like a freako acid trip so you go
00:37:56through
00:37:56every hypothetical fucked up thing you may have ever done in your entire life yeah if we broke down my
00:38:01text in my dry cleaner on tuesday i'd never work again i mean it felt like fire against my skin
00:38:06the whole
00:38:06entire time i hate that you're being put through this i i just hate it when you're sad you know
00:38:12i
00:38:12was thinking about when you got clean how you never did aa or any other program like that because you
00:38:18were just like so worried that people were gonna recognize you and out that you had a problem and
00:38:23how that would you know affect your image of course but a big part of all that is doing the
00:38:29steps right
00:38:30apologizing to the people you hurt maybe this whole thing is like the universe's way of
00:38:36making sure that you apologize to the people that were hurt by your addiction you know
00:38:43i'm sure there's a lot of people that would appreciate an apology from you
00:38:48right sander yeah sure
00:39:02you're right
00:39:07fuck this is hard
00:39:13i need to apologize
00:39:20to savannah
00:39:27yeah
00:39:29i'm gonna try and get back before dinner but thank you thanks
00:39:38you
00:39:38what the actual
00:39:39fuck dude i don't even know what i said it was like
00:39:44why did i
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00:40:22Oh, my God.
00:40:57Rave.
00:41:00Savannah.
00:41:03Here we are.
00:41:04Dude, you are so annoying.
00:41:07I can hate you or want to kill you or even forget about you,
00:41:11but then you sit here in front of me and you are still the goofy kid
00:41:15lighting fireworks off at the vents behind the mall,
00:41:19almost going deaf.
00:41:20Jesus.
00:41:21I haven't thought about that in so long.
00:41:24Such a little twerk.
00:41:26Always showing off for everybody, center of attention.
00:41:30But I always liked you in moments like this.
00:41:35When it was just us talking.
00:41:38Nobody to show off for.
00:41:47I pulled it off, photo finish.
00:41:50Don't worry, they're not yours.
00:41:52That's not funny.
00:41:55Gary.
00:41:56Do they have your sense of humor?
00:41:59They're smarter than me.
00:42:01Let's hope they make better choices.
00:42:12I'm really sorry I let you down.
00:42:24How do I put this the right way?
00:42:27I want to use the correct verbiage here and not mince words.
00:42:45I've wasted years of my life on you, with you, and about you, because it's always about you, Reef.
00:43:03Don't be mad.
00:43:06Don't be mad.
00:43:08I know.
00:43:11Don't be mad.
00:43:19I know.
00:43:20But I'm not around anymore.
00:43:24Thank God.
00:43:28Because after the last thing.
00:43:34The last thing that happened, it took finally allowing a good and devoted man to love me,
00:43:44to realize that I'm not just a distraction to run to and toy with when you're depressed or lonely.
00:44:00or between movies, or literally bored, only to discard when something amazing would happen.
00:44:11No, you're not.
00:44:13Correct.
00:44:25I used to think that telling you all this would make me happy.
00:44:32It doesn't.
00:44:36My family makes me happy.
00:44:40My children make me happy.
00:44:43My children make me happy.
00:45:08Same seats.
00:45:09Shit, I gotta run.
00:45:11Adam Driver bought a pet champ and it ripped some lady's face off at the mall.
00:45:13They're cute when you buy them, but then it's like...
00:45:15Wait, Ira.
00:45:30Ira, we have him on the line.
00:45:32Alright, this is it.
00:45:32At your stations, okay?
00:45:34Put him through.
00:45:36Hey, Ira.
00:45:36Yo, how's things?
00:45:37All good over here.
00:45:39Just in the office solo, doing a million things.
00:45:41Oh, yeah.
00:45:41By the sound of that speaker phone and the cavernous echo in the conference room,
00:45:45I can tell it's just you in there.
00:45:47Fuck you.
00:45:47What do you got?
00:45:48I'm assuming Virginia and Leandris and the crew are all in there with you.
00:45:52Hello, all.
00:45:53Nope.
00:45:53Wrong again.
00:45:54Okay, Ira.
00:45:56Hey, by the way, I want to say, Reef, if you're there too,
00:45:59which, pretty positive that you are,
00:46:02I should legally disclose that I'm your neighbor who's been renting a house next to you for the past few
00:46:06months.
00:46:07What the fuck?
00:46:11Legally disclose.
00:46:12Since when you're a stickler for the law?
00:46:14Alright, well, you know, not legally, but like homie to homie.
00:46:17I thought I should tell you that it felt fucked up not to.
00:46:20Alright, so what do we got here?
00:46:22Okay, as you know, I can't reveal much, but I have procured a video from a person who wishes to
00:46:27sell it to the highest bidding media outlet.
00:46:30I would like to offer Reef the opportunity to buy it first.
00:46:33How fucking generous of you.
00:46:36All I can tell you about the video is this.
00:46:47He comes.
00:46:54The price is 15 million. The deadline is Tuesday at 10 a.m.
00:46:59Peace.
00:47:03He comes.
00:47:11He comes.
00:47:13Oh, God.
00:47:15He comes.
00:47:16He comes.
00:47:21He comes.
00:47:23This is the actual worst moment of my life.
00:47:27He comes.
00:47:31He comes.
00:47:32I accept that.
00:47:33I do.
00:47:34I accept it.
00:47:39But who says cumming is bad?
00:47:40Right?
00:47:42I'm a sex positive.
00:47:44Cum makes babies.
00:47:46Babies grow up to be doctors.
00:47:48Doctors heal us when we're ailing.
00:47:49Technically he's right.
00:47:50You know who's made out of cum?
00:47:52She is.
00:47:53I'm not made out of cum.
00:47:55Absolutely are.
00:47:55Even Reef Hawk.
00:47:57Dramatic pause.
00:47:59Latin A idol.
00:48:00Hand prints in the Grauman Chinese sidewalk.
00:48:04100% completely cum based.
00:48:06I believe in the profundity of this argument.
00:48:11This young lady here.
00:48:13Cum.
00:48:15That felt wrong even as I was saying it.
00:48:17But I urge you.
00:48:19To hear me when I say this.
00:48:21None of us.
00:48:22In this room.
00:48:23Would be here without cum.
00:48:26Am I wrong?
00:48:29Applause.
00:48:31If you want.
00:48:33If you want.
00:48:34If you want.
00:48:38No.
00:48:40You don't understand Ira.
00:48:42You don't understand.
00:48:43I've been so fucking careful.
00:48:45Hey.
00:48:45You're okay.
00:48:46I've never filmed myself.
00:48:48I've never been filmed with anyone.
00:48:49I've been so fucking careful.
00:48:52Why is this happening to me?
00:49:02What did you just say?
00:49:06Why is this happening to me?
00:49:09No.
00:49:09Before that.
00:49:13I've been so fucking careful.
00:49:14Before that.
00:49:17I've never filmed myself.
00:49:19And I've never been filmed with anyone.
00:49:28What?
00:49:32What is it?
00:49:34You were filmed without your consent.
00:49:40It was non-consensual.
00:49:43Virginia, do you want to explain this?
00:49:45I'd love to.
00:49:46Reef, have you ever heard of victim capitalism?
00:49:51No.
00:49:52When you were growing up, you wanted to be an actor.
00:49:54You wanted to be a gifted artist.
00:49:56And that, in turn, would bring you riches and fame.
00:49:58You were part of the recognition for talent generation.
00:50:02But people got tired of having to work hard and actually be good at something.
00:50:05I do all that work.
00:50:07It's exhausting.
00:50:08And the odds are so terribly low of succeeding.
00:50:10So, here come the Kardashians.
00:50:13The big bang happened.
00:50:15The tension culture.
00:50:17And it is huge.
00:50:20Now you don't have to do anything special to be famous.
00:50:22You just have to be.
00:50:23You just have to make enough noise to garner the attention.
00:50:27Any kind of noise.
00:50:28Any kind of attention.
00:50:29And this brings us to the birth of social media.
00:50:33Now anyone with a phone can have it at the push of a button.
00:50:36That sweet, sweet nectar of attention.
00:50:39And then, it was ignited.
00:50:42The spark.
00:50:45Victimhood.
00:50:46The only way you can become rich and famous in this culture is to be a victim.
00:50:53Victim capitalism.
00:50:54The best thing you can be in our modern society is a victim.
00:50:56And you, Reif Huck, are a white, middle-aged, rich, famous, straight movie star who is, indeed, a victim.
00:51:08You're a fucking unicorn.
00:51:09This is going to be the biggest year of your whole career.
00:51:11I mean, you're going to be a bigger star than ever.
00:51:13You know what we have to do, right?
00:51:14We got one move.
00:51:16Live interview.
00:51:18That's right.
00:51:18A live interview cuts him off at the knees.
00:51:20Talking about the video before they have a chance to leak it makes you the victim and gives us all
00:51:25the leverage.
00:51:28God, where are they?
00:51:31We're going to be fucking late.
00:51:34Everything okay?
00:51:35Yeah, yeah.
00:51:37I'm just running a little late and it's one day a week I've got to be out by a certain
00:51:40time.
00:51:48Hey, I know that was a lot.
00:51:51Stay with it tonight.
00:51:53Digest it.
00:52:02Ira, you have a really weird job.
00:52:08It's like you just wait for a call that I got in trouble.
00:52:23Bubby, you ever think about why you thought it was okay to get in the kind of trouble you got
00:52:31in for as long as you did?
00:52:35Everybody's a psycho when they're young.
00:52:37I hit myself at number one.
00:52:42But for everybody else in the world, all these people, they can't act like that forever.
00:52:51I had real life hit me like a fucking train.
00:52:57But when my phone rings and it's you, I pick up.
00:53:01I always pick up.
00:53:07There he is.
00:53:09Hey, hey.
00:53:10Sorry, Ira.
00:53:12We hit crazy traffic.
00:53:14No worries.
00:53:15I like babies.
00:53:15So bad.
00:53:16Trapping?
00:53:16Come on.
00:53:16Crazy?
00:53:17Buddy.
00:53:18There he is, my boy.
00:53:19My dad.
00:53:20What, are you too old to kiss your dad?
00:53:22Oh, come on.
00:53:23When you were a baby, I used to kiss your face.
00:53:26I still see you as this little, fat little, chunky little guy.
00:53:30Dad, I hate being late for the Dodgers.
00:53:32Yeah, no, I hate being late.
00:53:33I'm sorry, buddy.
00:53:34But we got to listen to Britney Spears' audio book.
00:53:36And let me just say, she lived a very wild life.
00:53:42She's the best.
00:53:42She sang at your mom and I's wedding.
00:53:44Mm-hmm.
00:53:44Hey, you know who this guy is?
00:53:46Reef Hawk?
00:53:47That's right.
00:53:49OG client of your dads.
00:53:51I always wanted you guys to meet each other, but Reef is always very busy.
00:53:55So, Reef, do you have a girlfriend?
00:53:58This guy with the girlfriend.
00:53:59Always with the fucking girlfriend.
00:54:01Not right now.
00:54:02Well, same here.
00:54:03We're on the same boat.
00:54:04That's why I tell him he's got to keep his options open.
00:54:06Yeah, Dad said, gotta keep my options open, cause I'm a handsome guy.
00:54:10Cool and handsome guy.
00:54:11Mm-hmm.
00:54:12Just like Reef.
00:54:14Hey, you guys should be wingmen for each other.
00:54:16Just try and leave some pussy for the rest of us.
00:54:18Oh, shut up, Dad.
00:54:19What do I always say?
00:54:20Keep your options open.
00:54:22Yes.
00:54:22Never sign anything.
00:54:24Check the Saudi money.
00:54:25Check the Saudi money.
00:54:27Right.
00:54:27Okay.
00:54:28Hey.
00:54:30I'll check in tomorrow.
00:54:32Enjoy the game.
00:54:34See you later, Reef.
00:54:35Nice to meet you.
00:54:36Don't do alcohol.
00:54:37And say not a crack, Reef.
00:54:39I told you not to tell anybody about that.
00:54:42You're not supposed to repeat that shit.
00:54:43Get in the car, guys.
00:54:44Let's go.
00:54:45See you later.
00:54:47See you later, Kefir.
00:55:14Begin the chinakey.
00:55:16Reeve Hawk.
00:55:19Hey.
00:55:20I think I read a couple years ago your dad hung himself, right?
00:55:25It's so funny, I'm reading the new Jennifer Egan,
00:55:27and the main character is a rock star whose mom is on a reality show,
00:55:30and the dad hangs himself.
00:55:33I mean, it's a rock star, it's not a movie star,
00:55:35but it's crazy close, right?
00:55:43Anyway, check it out if you have a flight or something.
00:55:46You can breeze right through it.
00:55:57Can I just say what we're all thinking?
00:56:00A live tell-all interview,
00:56:02while pretending to be a victim,
00:56:04seems like the actual complete opposite.
00:56:07of what you should do.
00:56:09What's the alternative?
00:56:10Give everything up I've worked for my entire life?
00:56:13I have what everyone dreams of.
00:56:15I can't just throw it away.
00:56:23Let's just, like, sell everything and move to Hawaii.
00:56:26Open the smoothie stand or something.
00:56:29Yeah.
00:56:31There we go.
00:56:32I'll open a smoothie stand.
00:56:35What a brilliant idea.
00:56:36Yeah.
00:56:37You just seem a little off lately,
00:56:39so, look, I just want to make sure that you're...
00:56:42Make sure I'm what?
00:56:45Are you implying that there's something important
00:56:48I'm hiding from you?
00:56:49Reeve, dude, she's just asking you...
00:56:51I know what she's asking.
00:56:52I don't know why it's such a big deal.
00:56:55It's a big fucking deal.
00:56:57Because questioning that is questioning the very core of everything I am the last five years.
00:57:03Everything I've fought and clawed and promised to not be.
00:57:08So you questioning that isn't just a chill little question.
00:57:13It's calling me a fraud.
00:57:15So what the fuck are you asking?
00:57:22Don't fucking curse at me, ever.
00:57:26Don't ever talk to me like that, ever.
00:57:31You are under immense pressure and anxiety.
00:57:35So I am asking you, as somebody who loves you,
00:57:39are you strong in your sobriety?
00:57:41Because you have that look in your eyes you promised I wasn't going to see again.
00:57:47How fucking dare you?
00:57:49How dare I?
00:57:50How dare I?
00:57:52I ask you because I am someone who loves you
00:57:55at times more than you are capable of loving yourself.
00:57:59I ask because I would rather you
00:58:01throw some little bitchy diva movie star tantrum
00:58:04and not be my friend for a month
00:58:06than to walk in on you overdosed again
00:58:10thinking that you were fucking dead.
00:58:13which you don't even remember
00:58:14but was like the worst moment of my life.
00:58:22Dude, you're a 56-year-old man
00:58:24who might be back on hard drugs.
00:58:27So when I ask you,
00:58:30it's not because it's fun for me.
00:58:35My sobriety is stronger than fucking steel.
00:58:43And as far as moving to Hawaii
00:58:45and opening a smoothie stand,
00:58:50that might be in the realm of possibility for you.
00:58:54But honestly, Kyle,
00:58:56Yeah?
00:58:57I don't have the patience or the fucking energy
00:58:59to fake being able to relate
00:59:01to your shitty little life today.
00:59:03I live in an existence
00:59:06you literally have no way of understanding.
00:59:12Oh, fuck.
00:59:13You're right.
00:59:15I have no idea.
00:59:17I hope that you do that giant interview
00:59:20and I hope you get more famous
00:59:22and more rich
00:59:24and more attention
00:59:27as it seems to
00:59:28historically serve you
00:59:30super well.
00:59:31And you know what?
00:59:32I love my life.
00:59:33My shitty little life.
00:59:35You know why?
00:59:36I get to be
00:59:37whoever I want to be
00:59:39all the time.
00:59:42I wish you cared
00:59:43about what we thought of you, Reef,
00:59:45more than a bunch of people
00:59:46on the internet.
00:59:50And the next time we do
00:59:51a performative apology tour,
00:59:53throw your two best friends
00:59:54on the list,
00:59:54you sad fucking junkie.
01:00:13Why are you still here?
01:00:17I ordered food
01:00:19and I already paid for it
01:00:20on the app.
01:00:27Why did you stay my friend, Sander?
01:00:38I hate emotions
01:00:40so fucking much.
01:00:48When we were in high school,
01:00:50every other word
01:00:51out of everyone's mouth
01:00:52was faggot,
01:00:52including mine.
01:00:54And one time
01:00:55you slept over
01:00:56in 10th grade
01:00:57and you asked me
01:00:57point blank
01:00:58if I was gay
01:00:59and I denied it
01:01:00for hours
01:01:01and we got into
01:01:02this big screaming fight
01:01:03and
01:01:06you said to me
01:01:09you said you wouldn't
01:01:10not be my friend
01:01:10if I was gay.
01:01:13You would only not
01:01:14be my friend
01:01:14if I was not myself.
01:01:18Because that would
01:01:19be too hard to watch.
01:01:27When you act
01:01:28gross like this,
01:01:29I choose to remember
01:01:31that person.
01:01:56I choose to remember
01:01:58that person.
01:02:14I choose to remember
01:02:15and I don't want to be
01:02:16who's not going to say
01:02:17well.
01:02:18If you're hungry,
01:02:19you say that person
01:02:19will be gonna be
01:02:19in the middle.
01:02:20I choose to remember
01:02:22that person
01:02:24you know,
01:02:55There's the mass in there.
01:03:22There's the mass in there.
01:03:54There's the mass in there.
01:03:58Our lives have paralleled in the things we've been through.
01:04:02It's a very, very unique experience.
01:04:07Like when we were kids.
01:04:11Like why did we do this and who did we do it for?
01:04:18One minute to live air.
01:04:20You know, it's funny.
01:04:25I didn't like you.
01:04:27Is that funny?
01:04:29You were always so smug, you know.
01:04:32But then when Virginia called me and told me what really is going on and what you are surviving as
01:04:41a victim.
01:04:43I mean, and the fact that you were willing to talk about it and share everything and share it with
01:04:49the world.
01:04:50I mean, you're a hero.
01:04:52And I want to interview that hero.
01:05:05It's going to be great.
01:05:15I'm going to leave.
01:05:17What?
01:05:19I'm going to leave now.
01:05:2130 seconds to live air.
01:05:22Wait, no, no, no.
01:05:22You can't.
01:05:23You can't.
01:05:23You can't.
01:05:23No, no, no.
01:05:24We can talk about other things.
01:05:26I mean, we need to talk about the thing.
01:05:28I don't want to do this.
01:05:30But you're here.
01:05:31Why would you do that?
01:05:32I'm really sorry.
01:05:33Did I say something?
01:05:34No.
01:05:35But you cannot do this.
01:05:37We're about to go to live TV in how many seconds?
01:05:40Ten seconds live air.
01:05:41What the fuck are you doing, Reeve?
01:05:44God fucking damn it.
01:05:45You fucked me.
01:05:46I will fuck you so hard.
01:05:49I'll fucking go out on all you motherfuckers.
01:05:52Bobby, hey, it fucking worked.
01:05:54Ira, I'm leaving.
01:05:56No, you don't understand.
01:05:58It worked.
01:05:59What worked?
01:06:00I didn't do the interview.
01:06:01Yeah, no shit.
01:06:02You didn't have to.
01:06:03And I knew that even threatening a live interview
01:06:05would force in a hand, and it fucking did.
01:06:07It's just some random nobody who found the video
01:06:09on his ex-girlfriend's computer.
01:06:11They caved.
01:06:11I got him from 15 mil down to 35K.
01:06:1635K, and this is all behind you
01:06:18for the rest of your life.
01:06:26Hello?
01:06:36What the fuck do you mean, I don't know?
01:06:39I just wanted all this to go away.
01:06:44And now that it's right here,
01:06:46in front of me,
01:06:52it's just so fucking wrong.
01:06:54I don't know.
01:07:08Bobby, it's 35K.
01:07:11It's a fucking forerunner.
01:07:17You pay it.
01:07:21It's the cosmic tax.
01:08:17It's the cosmic tax.
01:08:48It's the cosmic tax.
01:08:48It's a hotel room.
01:08:51I guess I'm a little lonely or something.
01:08:57That's no good.
01:09:01Don't you have, like, a wife or kids or a family or something?
01:09:09No.
01:09:12No, I don't.
01:09:13Well, why not?
01:09:20Uh, why not?
01:09:28I guess, uh, I guess when it came time to do that, I, uh, I always chose something else I
01:09:43thought was bigger or more important.
01:09:55That's really sad.
01:10:06Do you want to see my tits?
01:10:07Sure.
01:10:11Sure.
01:10:27Sure.
01:10:28Sure.
01:10:30Sure.
01:10:32Sure.
01:10:43You have kind eyes.
01:10:50I just need you for two minutes outside?
01:10:51Yeah.
01:10:52Okay.
01:10:52Great.
01:11:07You know, I've thought and fantasize about what I would do or say to you if I ever had the
01:11:14chance.
01:11:25Do you hate me?
01:11:32No, no, I don't, I don't hate you.
01:11:38I love you, man.
01:11:45I'm just broke.
01:12:04And I'm just completely closed.
01:12:04I love the kids.
01:12:19The day I walked?
01:12:21Down the street, I used to wander.
01:12:24Yeah, I shook my hand.
01:12:27There aren't words for what you mean to me.
01:12:34and the shame I feel
01:12:38for what I've put you through.
01:12:49You're my whole life.
01:12:58But it's not about me.
01:13:11I'm sorry.
01:13:15I forgive you.
01:13:19I forgive you, too.
01:13:24Hey.
01:13:28I'm sorry.
01:13:32Do you need a hug?
01:13:34Yes.
01:13:36I love you, Joe.
01:13:37I love you, guys.
01:13:39Thank you, Reef.
01:13:49The day I walk down the street, I used to wander.
01:13:54Yeah, I scratched my head and lit my cigarette.
01:14:00Well, there was all these things that I don't think I'll remember.
01:14:05Hey, how lucky can't one man get?
01:14:10Hello.
01:14:13Hello.
01:14:14Hey.
01:14:14Hi.
01:14:16Who's this?
01:14:17It's Reef.
01:14:19Reef?
01:14:21Reef?
01:14:22What can I do for you, Reef?
01:14:25I'm just calling to see how your day is.
01:14:28What do you mean?
01:14:29I mean, how's your day?
01:14:32Like, how are the events of your day?
01:14:35What do you mean, how's my day?
01:14:36How are the events of my day?
01:14:37What does that mean?
01:14:39I'm just asking how your day is.
01:14:41Like, what you did and how it is.
01:14:44What the fuck do you mean, how is my day?
01:14:46What do you want, Reef?
01:14:47What's your angle?
01:14:48Red.
01:14:49I'm calling to see how your day is going.
01:14:53Like, how you are.
01:14:55Like, how you're doing.
01:14:58Oh.
01:15:00Oh.
01:15:02Well, thanks.
01:15:03I mean, all I'm doing, I'm just hanging out.
01:15:07That's all I'm doing.
01:15:09Nice.
01:15:11That's awesome.
01:15:13Yeah, I mean, isn't, you know, nothing crazy?
01:15:15Same old.
01:15:17Yeah.
01:15:18Yeah.
01:15:19Same.
01:15:20Not a whole lot here today, either.
01:15:25Well, that's nice.
01:15:26That's nice.
01:15:30That's nice.
01:15:33I shook my hand and made myself a bed.
01:15:38There was all these things that I don't think I remember.
01:15:43Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:15:49Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:15:55Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:16:03Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:16:05Hey, how lucky can one man get.
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01:16:16Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:16:17Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:16:19Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:16:20Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:16:20Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:16:21Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:16:21Hey, how lucky can one man get.
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01:16:23Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:16:24Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:16:24Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:16:25Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:16:25Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:16:26Hey, how lucky can one man get.
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01:16:36girl girl girl we got this we got this who are you the second most interesting bitch in this room
01:16:42trust oh three two one good evening and welcome to the primetime special edition of the drew
01:16:51barrymore show we begin tonight with a gentleman i do not know hi xander alexander huge fan and
01:16:59you soon will be of mine as well so much of your show is about your guests coming on here
01:17:04and
01:17:04unloading on your tits and i just want you to know that today i'm here to take that load for
01:17:10you
01:17:10well let's get the tissues out and do this right now yes first of all i don't know if you
01:17:17know
01:17:18anything about my past but you know et changed my life i actually always thought it was et you know
01:17:24like french never seen it before saw the poster know how relevant it is know how important it is
01:17:30from what i understand it's about you and a bunch of other little kids finding a little old jewish guy
01:17:34and taking him for a ride on a bicycle little ball guy you just put a blanket on him and
01:17:38take him for
01:17:39a ride on a bicycle again i haven't seen it i've only seen call me by your name in the
01:17:44notebook
01:17:48i don't know how i did that now i wonder where it's gone must have spent the way i went
01:17:58waiting for the dawn
01:18:01shoot the moon right between the eyes i'm screaming take me back to sunny countryside
01:18:16shoot the moon right between the eyes i'm screaming take me back to sunny countryside
01:18:29clocks and spoons empty rooms it's raining out tonight
01:18:39YEA
01:18:39REAL
01:18:39UP
01:18:39you
01:18:39GUILLEE
01:19:06HU
01:23:35I'm Reeve Hawk and I got staff in the sauna.
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