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00:09So, yeah, we're a lot less structured than Bailey here.
00:13We don't divide the pot by sector, but by relationship.
00:16We eat what we kill.
00:18But often, I will partner a manager with a specific target
00:22if I think they have a better shot that way.
00:23So, transparency within the office.
00:25Yeah, that makes sense.
00:26Uh-huh.
00:27I know you're used to a more siloed approach, Coop,
00:30but I've got to tell you, I think this could be a great fit for us.
00:35Max, yeah, get in here.
00:36Coop, you know Max Cone?
00:37I don't know. Do we?
00:39Oh, the Robin Hood dinner last year.
00:40You outbid me on the suite for Taylor Swift.
00:42Right. Sorry about that.
00:44Yes, I have a 17-year-old daughter.
00:45That would have been hell to pay.
00:47I bet.
00:47Max is a superstar.
00:49He's been on the hot streak all over emerging markets.
00:52Well, I look forward to hearing all about that.
00:54Uh, you're aware of the non-solicit?
00:58No, legalism worried.
00:59The cost of enforcement would be too stiff, even for Bailey.
01:05Okay.
01:06So, I run my own book, transparently.
01:08Of course, the usual draw.
01:11All that's left to figure out is the percentages on the sheriff.
01:13Sound about right?
01:15Not exactly, no.
01:18It's Max's book.
01:20You'd be, uh, hired gun hunting and gathering for a fee.
01:23We'll see how it goes.
01:24Yeah, we work together to bring in the investment capital.
01:27So, I bag the elephants for the kid.
01:29He builds his book, and then you cut me loose.
01:31Whoa.
01:32I don't need anybody's help.
01:33All due respect, Max.
01:35Your boss thinks you do, or we wouldn't be having this conversation, would we?
01:38Coop.
01:39Three Yankees did a shitty 7% last year, Ben.
01:42The year before that, you were down 20% when everybody else was up.
01:45We outperformed the index stocks in the aggregate.
01:46Max, be quiet.
01:47Nobody cares about the index stocks.
01:49Who's his father?
01:50What?
01:51He's been in here less than five minutes.
01:52I already know he's somebody's son.
01:55My sister.
01:58Well, Uncle Ben, you're one margin call away from selling shitty condos in New Jersey,
02:02and you're about to hand the keys over to some dipshit in cheap shoes.
02:05Hey!
02:05Who's a member of the Lucky Sperm Club.
02:07Bro, you can't come in here.
02:07Shut the fuck up, Max.
02:09Coop?
02:10Ben, you're a sinking ship.
02:13You're a punchline at dinner parties.
02:16Well, from what I hear, the only place willing to meet you.
02:20What does that say about you?
02:24Good luck.
02:36I was unemployed and apparently unhirable, sitting in a $200,000 car wearing my best suit
02:42and a stolen watch.
02:44Nothing made sense.
02:46And that being the case, it was time to start considering some other options.
03:04Protect Philippe Nautilus, 18 carat.
03:08It's a nice watch.
03:11Got to check the book, but I think I can give you about $175,000 for it.
03:17It has a strong second-hand market for these.
03:19$200,000.
03:21$185,000.
03:22Best and last.
03:26Sold.
03:27Great.
03:28I just need the box and the papers.
03:34It's not new.
03:36Yeah, I know.
03:36But it's got a serial number and a certificate of authenticity, which I'm going to need.
03:42Well, I don't have any of that.
03:43It was a gift.
03:46Right.
03:48Sorry, my friend.
03:49No papers, no sale.
03:52Well, what if I drop the price?
03:59Here.
04:01You go here, in the Bronx.
04:03You ask for Lou.
04:06Lou?
04:07Yeah.
04:07And you tell Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:24You ask for Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:26You ask for Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:29You ask for Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:36You ask for Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:37You ask for Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:39You ask for Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:39You ask for Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:39You ask for Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:39You ask for Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:41You ask for Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:41You ask for Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:42You ask for Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:46You ask for Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:53you lou who's asking oh uh sorry lipschitz sent me i'm lou
05:04how do you know lipschitz we just met met where in a bar a synagogue a.a meeting where
05:11oh his shop uh i'm just i'm trying to sell this we're going in back rocco come on let's have
05:22a look
05:37go upstairs and watch tv while puppy does business
05:47okay yeah so my uh my wife just thinks it's too showy too showy no
05:56is that why you don't wear a wedding ring you're gonna buy the watch you're gonna analyze me i can
06:02do both at the same time i'll give you 65 for it lipschitz was gonna give me 185 then he
06:12sent you
06:13to me you could sell it legit you wouldn't be here
06:1895
06:23we don't get men like you in here very often you're what a trader stockbroker
06:30whatever the point is you're a man who buys and sells things he never touches you assign value out of
06:37your
06:38ass your skill isn't selling that value to other rich schmucks now here you are selling me something
06:45you can hold in your hand this is new to you you don't understand this market but you still think
06:52you can negotiate it that's not savvy that's stupidity maybe it's just desperation
07:03that's the first honest thing you've said now we can do business i'll give you 60.
07:10you just said 65. deal you got me back to my original price some negotiator
07:35a paper shadow in a house of stone the wooden flag of a drifting dream boat i never knew how
07:47to
07:47how far the ride was gonna go till i look back at the smoke you can't keep up with the
07:56johnson
07:59don't wanna run for the roses
08:04i got my pocket opposing
08:09i don't keep up with the johnson
08:10sometimes i wonder why
08:11sometimes i wonder why
08:13sometimes i wonder why
08:14i just don't have the johnson
08:19don't wanna smell the dying roses
08:24i got my pocket full of pulses
08:29i don't keep up with the johnson
08:52help me
08:54help me
09:06it's time bud
09:10it's time
09:12good morning
09:13or late
09:14hey
09:15did you text your dad back
09:17are you kidding
09:18just text him back please
09:20for me
09:21yeah
09:21hey
09:22hey
09:23hey mom
09:36my thong
09:38has impregnated me
09:54she's like an expert on finding ways to call my mom's boyfriend a dick
09:58it was just a selfie
09:59i shared it with my boyfriend
10:01then he shared it with his friends
10:03who
10:03i dropped out of robotics club
10:05tell me what happened
10:07you can't make me talk
10:10no look he comes downstairs with flowers
10:13he planted the biggest
10:15most hungiest kiss on me
10:16that you've ever experienced in your life
10:20mark
10:21and my mother went off on me
10:23like she usually does
10:24i guess i just proved her right for like
10:26a thousandth time
10:28well now wait a minute
10:29can we acknowledge that there's a difference between
10:32getting detention
10:34and keying a car
10:35yeah
10:36i know
10:38is that the first time you've ever done something like that
10:41first time i got caught
10:42huh
10:44did you know the owner of the car
10:45no
10:46it wasn't like that
10:48why'd you do it then
10:49i mean you may not know
10:50but i'm just wondering
10:53what was going through your head
10:56it's like
10:57i get so angry
11:00it's not really angry
11:01it's more like
11:02this energy
11:03and it builds up
11:04and it's just inside me
11:06making me anxious
11:08and it gets to the point where i feel like i'm vibrating from all of it
11:11and
11:12if i don't do something
11:14i'll just explode you know
11:18and then i break a window
11:20a key a car or something
11:23and
11:24it's like
11:25it just seeps out of me
11:27and i can breathe right again
11:40we all have a dream
11:41some nirvana we picture
11:43that place we want to get to that will finally mean we've pulled it off
11:46success happiness peace
11:50for me it was westmont village
11:52with its seven and eight figure homes rolling lawns and exclusive clubs
11:58but i was starting to suspect that my dreams had been every bit as full of shit as the rest
12:02of me
12:25the oak wood country club
12:26hundred grand a year buys you the privilege of paying forty percent above market for every salad burger coffee and
12:31cocktail they serve
12:33but if you don't join
12:34it looks to everyone else like they wouldn't have you
12:37it's the age-old economics of social extortion
12:40but seeing it for what it was never stopped me from falling in line with all the other suckers
12:45nice
12:49why is she hitting my neck
12:51because you're late
12:55tennis is my thing can you please just
12:58not have him do that
13:00it wasn't planned coop we just never know when you're gonna show up in the tournaments tomorrow
13:03she's doing fine
13:04she needs to get her utr up to a nine for princeton to even look at her
13:09i thought she was at a nine
13:10she's an eight seven
13:12she's doing two consecutive matches with those four or five star recruits at this thing
13:16well how is the basketball player gonna help with that
13:18he was here
13:20on time
13:25all right
13:26let's go
13:28hey
13:31hey coop star about that just trying to help
13:33yeah yeah yeah if i hear if anybody needs their wife fucked i'll let you know
13:40all right
13:40let's just do some network huh
13:42coach tells us not to rush the net
13:45well
13:45he's right except when he's
13:48not
13:52kids tournament is tomorrow it's not the time
13:55it's basic tennis
13:56come on let me show you
13:57hit it hit it hard
14:06you okay
14:08nice
14:08good one
14:10punch my boyfriend in the balls
14:13okay well it's still worth it
14:15hey tori
14:17hey joss
14:18good luck tomorrow
14:19you too bitch
14:23i thought you two were friends
14:25yeah we are but there's only one spot for an incoming freshman on the tennis team
14:28well look on the bright side maybe she won't get into princeton
14:30maybe i won't
14:32now you're just being stupid
14:35come on
14:35back to the baseline
14:36let's go
14:37let's go
14:38let's go
14:40from the moment i laid eyes on you
14:43this is what i said i said i see it
14:46and i like it
14:47and i want it
14:50yes i do
14:52i need it
14:53to make me happy
14:56oh baby yes i do mean you
14:59from the moment i laid eyes on you
15:02this is what i said i said a beautiful sight to see
15:07things with you and nick seem really good huh
15:09they're fine
15:14still early days
15:15early days
15:16he's practically living with you
15:18what no he isn't
15:19i send him home all the time
15:21i'd like to have my bed to myself
15:23i'll send him to me
15:24i'll keep him in the garage like a mower
15:26i'll take him out when i need a little trim
15:29what does that mean
15:30marie and i joined his gym
15:31yes yes
15:32great glasses great
15:34i prefer equinox
15:37that's because mel needs her space
15:39doesn't she
15:41guys
15:41what
15:43paul's here
15:46oh dear
15:48is that the waitress
15:49in the flesh
15:52literally that's all her flesh
15:54i do not believe you brought her here
15:56should we rule about that
15:58fuck her
15:59yeah fuck her
16:00how old is she
16:00sixteen seventeen
16:02twenty four
16:04her name's misty
16:05i was gonna guess savannah
16:07but
16:09misty trucks
16:10yeah
16:12well you've been to his places
16:13all his waitresses are some version of her
16:16hey hey hey hey
16:17what
16:20present company excluded of course
16:23it's fine it's fine
16:25he picked me fifteen years ago
16:27back when i wore bikinis like that
16:28don't even sam you are hot as fuck
16:31and when you say you're ready
16:33we're gonna set you up with some eligible bachelors
16:36oh
16:37oh yeah sounds
16:38you're gonna have more dick than you know what to do with
16:40okay
16:41what do you know about dick
16:42thank you guys but uh
16:44she can have him
16:47and you can have his money
16:48hey hey
16:50here here
16:54weekend brunch at the club
16:55where you'll find great food
16:57good company
16:57and an endless parade of conspicuous consumerism
17:01it's not like i'd never noticed
17:03but i guess now i was seeing it differently
17:07hey guys
17:08how's it going
17:09who
17:10are you joining us
17:11uh unclear
17:12have you seen hunter
17:14anybody
17:14he's around here somewhere
17:16jake
17:17hey
17:18hey
17:21hey there jake
17:23how are you buddy
17:24mr cooper
17:26sorry about the other day
17:28he kind of caught me by surprise
17:29yeah i was pretty surprised myself
17:31i bet
17:33well i hope there's no
17:36lasting damage
17:38and uh more importantly
17:39i hope there's no hard feelings
17:41sure no hard feelings
17:42good
17:43great come on sit down
17:44have some lunch
17:45yeah jake come on
17:46hey how's that
17:47i'd like it better if you meant it
17:48well i'd like it better if he kept his pants off
17:50okay
17:51understand me
17:51come on
17:52all right
17:53if you see hunter please
17:55tell him i am looking for him
17:57thank you
18:00hi there
18:01oh hey
18:02how are you
18:02well i'm still mad at you
18:04i know
18:05but to be honest i can't exactly remember why
18:06oh fuck
18:07hey hey i'm kidding
18:08i'm kidding i'm kidding
18:09i'm sorry
18:10sam come on
18:12i'm sorry about the other night
18:13i was preoccupied
18:14well normally i'd stay mad at you a little longer
18:16but paul brought his damn waitress
18:17and i'm feeling vulnerable
18:18which is really pissing me off
18:19so
18:20yeah
18:20did you see what she was wearing
18:22you know i didn't notice
18:24that's because she's wearing so little of it
18:26point is
18:27i need to feel sexy really damn soon
18:29so i'm gonna give you a pass
18:30well i'll make it worth your while
18:32damn right you will
18:32hey girl
18:33hey guys
18:34how's it going
18:35hey
18:36hello ladies
18:37brad jules
18:38how's it going
18:39hey coob what's new and exciting
18:41oh god
18:42same old same old
18:42how are things at the bank
18:43ah there shouldn't be a few breaks
18:45about the rate hikes
18:46but we see the way through
18:47these guys
18:48spare us the shop talk
18:49chelsea i saw you hitting earlier
18:51you're looking very strong
18:52oh
18:52thank you mr cooper
18:53i saw nick hitting with tori
18:55you uh
18:56you bringing the big guns
18:57huh
18:59coob
18:59he's the big gun
19:00honey he played for princeton
19:02did i know that
19:03it was a lifetime ago
19:05well
19:06i'm predicting our daughters make it to the final again
19:09like last year
19:10what do you think
19:10that's the smart money
19:12hi
19:13how are you
19:14hi
19:15good morning everybody
19:16happy weekend
19:17hey honey
19:18how was the pool
19:20great
19:20speaking of smart money
19:22i pulled a lot of strings to get you that three yankees interview
19:24come on
19:25it was a bullshit job
19:26and that bullshit job could have been yours
19:28look
19:29you've been shunned my friend
19:30and before you can get back to where you were
19:32you gotta get a foot in the door
19:33i opened the fucking door
19:35i'm not gonna sing for my supper party
19:36see if you're saying that
19:37you're in six months
19:39i think you're just worried about your five percent
19:41damn right i am
19:42along with about forty thousand in unpaid invoices you owe me
19:46i'm just saying
19:47yeah well
19:47i'm just saying
19:48i gotta go
19:50you just sat down
19:51i know i gotta go
19:52hey
19:54hey dad
19:56are you high
19:58no
20:01barely
20:01i'm sure
20:02it's fine i just took one hit
20:04rain
20:05it in
20:06you are too young for this shit
20:09weren't you gonna get the drums
20:11it's a long story they're at my house
20:14well can we go get them
20:16we can use mom's car
20:20actually that's a pretty good idea
20:21you know what i have an errand to run first and then we can go get the drums
20:25deal
20:25okay
20:26um why don't you go and switch cars
20:32can you do it
20:34she's gonna freak out if she thinks i'm high
20:36well if you can't do the time don't do the crime
20:39go get it
20:40come on
21:07how'd that go
21:08better than expected
21:09yeah
21:10here
21:11you're gonna need that
21:17what the hell is that
21:19if you've not seen the ass mobile yet
21:22it's next
21:23i'm very proud of it
21:26i bet
21:30thank you
21:31thank you
21:56no doubt
21:57how'd it go
21:58you've been so deep
22:00it really said it's back
22:03and you're loving me
22:05now tell me
22:07let's get back
22:10sorry
22:12hello hello
22:14come on in
22:15we got a new coffee machine
22:18i'm gonna make us all coffee
22:22did they kick you out
22:23mom
22:24no they didn't kick me out
22:25i'm just asking
22:26that place was falling apart
22:27we're trying to find her a better place
22:29so why isn't she staying with you
22:31gee thanks mom
22:31well i'm just saying this isn't exactly the ritz
22:34why would you want to come back here
22:35i don't have a spare bedroom
22:38why keep forgetting you're not in the big house anymore
22:42look if it's gonna be a problem i can just
22:44no
22:44of course not
22:47i'm just saying
22:49what exactly is it you're just saying
22:52i'm just saying
22:53i wish i knew why you both seem so hell-bent
22:55on screwing up your lives
22:56jesus fuck
22:57who wants decaf
22:59oh that's me
22:59we don't have decaf wrong
23:01the silver pods are decaf
23:02no
23:02the blue were
23:03and we're out
23:05oh
23:05you still want it
23:07seems like as good a time as any to dial up my anxiety
23:12i'm gonna go put your bags upstairs
23:14Andy
23:15your coffee
23:16yeah
23:16then i don't get it later
23:40i saw bruce and his family at the stop and shop
23:44he has those two adorable kids
23:47gorgeous skin tone
23:48it's a bit lighter than bruce's because of that wife of his
23:52that's great mom
23:53anyway he seemed very happy to see me all things considered
23:57and i just couldn't help thinking how things would have been if you just married him back then
24:02i would have still been me
24:03you were supposed to get married
24:05you were supposed to get married
24:06it's a long story
24:06she skipped out on her own wedding
24:08i had a psychotic break
24:09i know i'm not blaming you
24:11just saying
24:14change of plans
24:16we're leaving
24:17okay
24:18wait a minute what happened
24:19where are you going
24:20you couldn't have just fixed up a room
24:22made her bed
24:22i was planning on it
24:24all right
24:25come on
24:26let's go
24:29i love you mom
24:32love you dad
24:34come on
24:36this way
24:42no one drank the coffee
24:53grammar really sucks
24:56buddy you have no idea
24:57you can have my room out there
24:59well that's sweet babe
25:00but i don't want to invade your space
25:02it's fine
25:04i'm not there that much anyway
25:11i'm not there
25:22don't linger in doorways
25:23it's creepy
25:26sorry
25:26here
25:29this is the last of it
25:30great
25:31thanks
25:32look i'm sorry i have to uproot you like this
25:34please i'll be fine
25:35i just need some time to get my feet back underneath me
25:37and then we'll get you set up someplace else
25:39all right
25:39andy
25:40you've been taking care of me for years
25:42whatever else you think you might have fucked up
25:43you've always been an above average brother
25:47i'd be lost without you
25:51shh shh shh
25:52oh god
26:00um i have to uh run a couple errands
26:03um you gonna be okay here for a while
26:06i don't need babysitting
26:07i don't need babysitting
26:08maybe life
26:09all right
26:10clean the shit up
26:11put it away
26:11come on
26:14eighty some odd years ago
26:15herschel levitt fled hitler
26:16and emigrated to the united states
26:17where he scraped together enough cash
26:19to buy a small diner in upstate new york
26:21just off the interstate
26:22by the time his pre-diabetic grandson paul
26:25samantha's husband
26:26took over the family business
26:27it was nine diners
26:28and a slew of higher end restaurants
26:31and now herschel's empire
26:32which fed his family for almost a century
26:34would fall to the vagaries of new york state divorce law
26:38all because paul
26:39couldn't keep his dick in his pants
26:40oh
26:41uh
26:42hey
26:45i'm sorry what the fuck is that
26:47oh that's nick's
26:49yeah
26:49pretty tasteful i think
26:50and why are you driving nick's car
26:52well i had to trade cars
26:53because i had to pick up a drum kit with hunter
26:55i didn't have time to trade back
26:56it's
26:57it's been a day
26:58do you want me to put it in the garage
26:59no i have a better idea
27:07oh
27:10oh
27:11oh
27:11oh god
27:13yeah
27:14fuck
27:15god
27:16oh
27:17oh
27:18oh
27:19oh
27:19oh
27:20oh
27:20oh
27:20oh
27:20oh
27:20oh
27:20oh
27:22oh
27:29you left the club pretty fast today
27:32yeah i was dealing with some family stuff
27:34yeah everything okay
27:35yeah
27:36it's
27:36sure it's all good
27:39you know it's getting harder and harder to go to the club these days
27:42the only bright spot is seeing you and we have to pretend that nothing's going on
27:47yeah
27:47yeah well i'm not sure i can stomach being at the center on another club controversy
27:51oh god no yours is old news already mine is just kicking into high gear
27:55you know the girlfriend tried to talk to me today about henry's anxiety levels
27:59and how did that go
28:01and not as well as she'd hoped
28:03honestly i don't know whether to hate her or to pity her
28:08we'll hate him
28:09we'll hate him
28:09pity her
28:10oh
28:12and fuck you
28:14exactly
28:17god now i'm worried that henry has anxiety
28:19she got in your head huh
28:21oh yes i know it's so annoying
28:24are you heading out
28:27well i thought
28:28i could
28:30stay the night
28:30you know i could leave before the kids got up
28:34that's a great idea
28:37i could listen to a podcast
28:39oh
28:41there's this really great one
28:43oh
28:44about um
28:46home organization
28:47and um
28:48okay
28:50you uh
28:51you separate your pots from their lids
28:53okay that's
28:54smart
28:56yeah
28:56and then um
28:58they have a whole
28:59room
29:00just for the luggage
29:01oh
29:03in the luggage room
29:04that's really convenient
29:06mm-hmm
29:08no
29:08okay
29:08you know
29:08okay
29:08yeah
29:08no
29:08okay
29:36okay
29:39how did it go with your dad today fine do you do anything fun
29:47it's okay to have fun with him you know it's not gonna hurt my feelings i promise
29:53i know
29:58and it's okay to miss him honestly it doesn't feel that different than it did before
30:09so
30:18so
30:20so
30:20so
31:44I had to pee.
31:52I get it.
31:56Can you tuck me in?
31:58Sure, buddy. Where we going?
32:01Yeah.
32:01Okay. Get in bed. There you go.
32:05Let's tuck you in.
32:06There you go.
32:08Okay. Night-night.
32:10I need my dragon.
32:12Where is it?
32:14On the dresser.
32:16Oh, yeah. There it is.
32:20This guy, huh?
32:22Yeah.
32:24Okay, Belle. Here's your dragon.
32:30Can you stay until I fall asleep?
32:43Sure, buddy. Sure. I'll be right here. Okay?
32:47Be right here. We'll go.
32:48I'll see.
32:49Okay. There you go, buddy.
32:58It was at moments like these,
33:00sitting on the floor in someone else's house
33:02in the middle of the night,
33:03tucking in someone else's kid,
33:05when I realized how far you could drift away
33:08from your own life
33:08without actually going anywhere.
33:27Uh, hello?
33:30Good morning.
33:33I was having a little trouble
33:34getting the hang of your kitchen,
33:35so I went out,
33:37and I got all of our favorites
33:39from when we were kids.
33:41Did you get milk?
33:43Fuck me.
33:44I'm kidding. I have milk.
33:45I think.
33:46Asshole.
33:52Well, Sam Levitt.
33:54Yeah.
33:56I mean, now that you say it,
33:57I guess it makes sense.
33:59You're both attractive and freshly single.
34:01Well, no one's single out here,
34:03so it's either Sam Levitt or,
34:04you know, adultery.
34:06I'm beginning to wish
34:07I hadn't told you about this.
34:08Don't get me wrong.
34:10Sam's a hottie,
34:12from what I can remember.
34:14You could do a lot worse.
34:17Right?
34:18It's fine.
34:19What?
34:22I mean,
34:24we used to have them over for dinner.
34:26We used to go over there.
34:27Nick and Ivy, too.
34:28Now Nick's with Mel.
34:31I'm sleeping with Sam at my job.
34:33It just feels like somebody
34:34scrambled the whole universe,
34:35and I'm lost in the shuffle.
34:40Welcome to my life.
34:44I'll clean this up, by the way.
34:47Will you?
34:48Probably not.
35:01How old are you, Tony?
35:04I just turned 41.
35:0741.
35:08Such a good age.
35:09I remember that age.
35:10Just beyond the bullshit striving
35:13of your 30s,
35:15starting to feel like
35:17a real grown-up,
35:18but then you get older
35:19and you realize
35:19there aren't enough fucking grown-ups
35:20and you have no idea
35:21what the fuck you're doing.
35:23Find yourself day-drinking in a bar.
35:25Something to look forward to.
35:28Are you okay?
35:30Yeah.
35:32Don't mind me.
35:33You know,
35:36I always figured I was older than you.
35:38You're a terrible life.
35:40You want another one?
35:42Yes, but I'm not going to.
35:45I'm not going to.
35:49Thank you, young man.
35:51You have a nice day.
35:52Mm.
35:53So,
35:55you're still in love.
36:10You have a nice day.
36:10See you.
36:11I'm not going to.
36:11You're welcome.
36:11All right.
36:11All right.
36:11You're welcome.
36:16Bye.
36:28Brad and Julie Sperling
36:29weren't home
36:32I knew that
36:33because I knew exactly where they were
36:40and I knew that
36:42because I was
36:43supposed to be there too
36:56Out
36:5830, 40
37:18Bingo
37:37Jules did M&A for a large Japanese bank
37:39and she could out-deal and out-drank most of her male counterparts
37:43Her husband Brad was a New England blueblood
37:45whose family Bible traced their ancestry back to the Mayflower
37:49As far as I could tell Brad spent his time playing golf
37:51and reading books about war
37:54Nice work if you could get it
37:55Chelsea, their daughter, was a nice enough kid
37:57who was hopefully having her ass handed to her
38:00by my daughter on the tennis court at that exact moment
38:29Said that when I was over
38:46The Richard Mille Felipe Massa automatic chronograph with a signature rose gold and titanium skeleton and flyback function goes for
38:53upwards of $225,000.
38:55I hadn't seen Brad wear this in years, which meant he probably wouldn't miss it.
38:59He may have already forgotten he owned it.
39:16Out, game, set, match. Corey Cooper will advance to the final.
39:20Hey, hey!
39:21That worked, yeah.
39:45Look like Jules and Brad were leaving nothing to chance.
39:49They had bought next month's SATs, complete with the answer key.
40:0830, all.
40:22Sorry. Sorry, guys.
40:27Sorry, guys.
40:30Seriously?
40:31Okay. I know. I'm sorry.
40:32What were you doing that was more important than this?
40:35Something came up, all right?
40:36Look, it looks like she did okay.
40:38Are you kidding me? She ate that shit up.
40:41When I told you to show up for our daughter,
40:43I meant show up on time.
40:46You're becoming a caricature of yourself.
40:48I already said I'm sorry.
40:49It's not me I have to apologize to.
40:51Okay, so can we drop it?
40:53Okay.
41:0440, 30.
41:06That's it, girl.
41:19Out!
41:20Down!
41:22Good to go, Shel.
41:31It was a strange new feeling
41:33being around someone
41:34when you had just been in their house
41:36going through their things.
41:37When you had their $225,000 watch in your pocket
41:40and they had no idea.
41:42If I'm being honest,
41:44I wasn't hating it.
42:10It's not like I thought petty larceny
42:12was any kind of solution to my problems,
42:14but Lou had handed me $65,000
42:16with no questions asked.
42:17And in my current situation,
42:19it was hard to argue
42:20with that kind of tax-free return on investment.
42:22Hey, Bronco, right?
42:24Lou here.
42:29Yeah, someone's asking for you.
42:32Nah, it's that white guy.
42:34Looks like he brushes his hair a lot.
42:36Okay.
42:56The negotiator.
42:58Nice to see you again.
43:04We shot you.
43:08Very fancy.
43:13Your wife making you sell this one, too?
43:15I'm divorced.
43:17No shit.
43:21Let me guess.
43:21You lost the papers for this one, too.
43:27Go home, negotiator.
43:29What?
43:30No papers, no deal.
43:31Thought you told me you could move this stuff.
43:32Now I'm telling you.
43:34Quit while you're ahead.
43:36I don't understand.
43:38Not my problem.
43:40Give me the fucking ring, man!
43:41Just give me the fucking ring!
43:43Get out of here.
43:45Fuck your ring, my head over.
43:46My mother's ring!
43:47Fuck, I'm gonna pull a fucking knife out in the air!
43:49Jesus.
43:51You don't know even a piece of shit, Don.
43:53Fuck you and fuck you and fuck you!
43:55That's enough, Donnie.
43:56Look, guys, just pull my fucking ring, Lou.
43:57Man, you can't make fucking ink.
43:59Fuck you, Rocco.
44:00He's 200 short.
44:01Come on, Rocco, man.
44:02This is my mother's fucking ring.
44:03Who are you kidding?
44:04Put down that goddamn knife and get out of my shop.
44:14You can walk away, or you can spend the next six months wishing like hell you did.
44:23All right, Lou, look, I'm fucking sorry, Lou.
44:26Okay, I'm sorry.
44:27It's my mother's ring.
44:28Now tell me you won't be back.
44:30Come on, Lou.
44:32Say the words, Donnie.
44:40I won't be back.
44:42You walk in here again, you leave with a big hole in you.
44:46You understand?
44:51Yeah.
44:52Yeah.
44:53You're a disgrace, Donnie.
45:10Hey, look, I'm in a bind here.
45:19No, you're not.
45:22You only think you are.
45:24I can't help you.
45:26Look, you can name your price.
45:31Do I have to ask Rocco to show you out?
45:51Fuck.
46:04It's Lou.
46:05I'm sending you a plate number.
46:09Get me everything you can on this guy.
46:50I'm sending you a plate number.
47:23I'm sending you a plate number.
47:44I'm sending you a plate number.
47:44I'm sending you a plate number.
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