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00:02Música
00:53Música
01:14Sorry I'm late
01:17Where are the kids?
01:19Uh, when I left, Hunter was making love with his iPod on the terrace
01:23and Tori was ordering room service like her life depended on it
01:25I made dinner reservations
01:26What are you gonna do?
01:28Oh, best laid plans
01:31Hi, I will have a Negroni, please
01:34Sure
01:35Oh, well
01:36It's my vacation drink
01:38I thought too much rosé was your vacation drink
01:41Yeah, so I guess Negroni's on my vacation is over drink
01:45Re-entry's a bitch
01:46I don't want to go home
01:48Hey, we're here till we're not
01:49What?
01:50Negroni for the lady
01:51Thank you
01:51Enjoy
01:52It's my vacation philosophy
01:53Wow, that's deep
01:55You know, that actually doesn't mean anything, right?
01:58It will after your second Negroni
01:59I may switch to Mezcal
02:00Famous last words
02:04There will be others
02:06Last words?
02:07No, vacations like this
02:10You think?
02:12We're here till we're not
02:13Oh my God
02:15Make it stop
02:16Think about it
02:16We've been very evolved
02:19Doing something like this
02:20Easier when we're not sleeping with each other's friends
02:22Hey, you did it first
02:23You were charged with murder
02:25Fair
02:26Can I have another one, please?
02:28Wow
02:28Excuse me
02:30Put that down quick
02:31Miles to go before I sleep
02:34We're 50, Coop
02:36Damn
02:39I really thought I'd have it all figured out by now
02:41Or at least I thought I wouldn't be starting from scratch
02:43Listen, this time last year I was looking at life in prison
02:47And we could have lost everything
02:49So I think we're doing okay
02:51What you're saying is
02:52You lowered the bar
02:53I obliterated the bar
02:54There is no bar
02:57Let's get very, very, very drunk
03:02Okay
03:15Did I interrupt that?
03:18Not at all
03:19You're drinking Negronis
03:20You're looking to get laid
03:21Not my type
03:22Bullshit
03:23I would do her
03:25Really?
03:26I mean, if that's the case
03:28I wasn't prepared for that
03:29I just
03:30I could rally
03:31You know, we're all consenting adults
03:33In your dreams
03:33I've had that dream
03:34Don't let me get in your way
03:36You're not in my way
03:36You're not getting in my way
03:38I mean, you're on vacation
03:39If that's what you want to do
03:40Damn it
03:41That's not what I want to do
03:42I mean, the kids bailed
03:44It's your last night
03:45We managed to make it through the entire trip
03:47Without falling into bed together
03:48Yay for us, by the way
03:49Yay for us
03:51This is America
03:53Mexico, actually
03:54She's hot here
03:54Well preserved
03:56Thank you
03:57And if you want to get yourself some
03:58You should get yourself some
04:00If I wanted to do anything
04:01I would have done it already
04:05That easy, is it?
04:09Yeah
04:10I'm gonna go
04:11Where are you going?
04:12What just happened?
04:14Nothing happened
04:15You're good
04:16I'm good
04:17You say that
04:17I'm not gonna sit here and
04:22Cock block you
04:23I feel like this conversation
04:24Just took a left turn
04:25You'd be right about that
04:30Hey, I got us a table at Flora Farms
04:33Do you have any idea how hard that was?
04:36Beth laid plans, right?
04:42There was a moment when going on vacation with my ex-wife seemed inconceivable
04:47Turns out, there was good reason for that
04:50But even having another argument with Mel that I didn't fully understand
04:54Couldn't stop me from relishing the fact that I was drinking smooth whiskey on the beach
04:57At a five-star resort
04:59When I could have been serving 25 to life
05:01All things considered
05:03Things were on the upswing
05:06This is what happens
05:08You get arrested for murder
05:10You get exonerated
05:11You get offered your old job back
05:13But you decide to go a different way
05:14Burning that bridge once and for all
05:16Which means your interim income source
05:18Is now your primary income source
05:22So you level up
05:24And mend fences
05:26Nothing buries the hatchet faster than a solid revenue stream
05:30But in a town where perception is nine-tenths of the law
05:34You want to keep up appearances
05:36Like having an office in Manhattan to go to work in every day
05:40Which helps get your co-parenting back on track
05:42Let's go
05:48And now that life is feeling manageable
05:50You can finally enjoy being single
06:04Which means nights on the town
06:08And nights spent at home
06:11You might get what you're after
06:13Cool rabies
06:15Strange but not a stranger
06:17I'm on
06:18Or did we count
06:21But they tell us
06:26You couldn't say if it was being arrested for murder or exonerated
06:30But somehow the entire tawdry episode has boosted your social cachet
06:35Not so much for Sam Levitt
06:37Her lawyer managed to plead her down to a hefty fine in community service
06:43She may have gotten off easy
06:44But there's another law in Westmont Village
06:47And that particular court shows no mercy
06:51Life is better than it's been for a while
06:54The family dynamic is more or less working
06:56Your kids are thriving
06:57And if there are moments where the simmering pain of your fractured family
07:01Still threatens to kick your ass
07:04Well, that's where those nights I mentioned before come in
07:09And failing that
07:10There's always scotch in a classic movie
07:12What'd you do it?
07:15Why'd you waste the hours?
07:16I don't know, Lisa
07:17You're finally feeling comfortable again
07:19In control
07:21Safe
07:22Optimistic even
07:29And as you already know from painful experience
07:33That's generally when life will serve up a perfectly aimed kick in the crotch
08:02Mr. Ash
08:03Hi, Rene Hudson
08:05We spoke on the phone?
08:06Hi, Rene
08:06Hi
08:07How are you?
08:07Wow, nice car
08:09Oh, are you a car person?
08:10I mean, not exactly
08:11Oh, small talk
08:12Small talk, sorry, thank you
08:14Okay, after you
08:22Hello
08:24Hi
08:25Are you the listing broker?
08:26Yes, Samantha Lovett
08:27Hi, Owen Ash
08:28You don't look like a realtor
08:30I mean that in the best possible way
08:32Oh, I'm kind of new to it
08:33Oh, hey, Rene
08:34Hey, Samantha
08:37Hey, Samantha
08:38So, Mr. Ash, should I show you around the house?
08:40Oh, just Ash
08:41Okay, Ash
08:42Yeah, I would
08:44Yeah, I'd love that
08:45But honestly, I don't want to waste your time
08:46Because I just feel like
08:48There's no world in which I'm buying this house
08:50Oh, well, now it's quick
08:51No, it's just too small
08:52I mean, it's way too small
08:54Actually, I mean, I'm standing here
08:55And I don't know
08:56I can already feel the entire house, you know
08:58I want something I can get lost in
09:01And this
09:01Yeah, I don't know
09:02Some of these design elements
09:04Yuck
09:06Yeah, I don't know
09:07I was pretty clear
09:08I was looking for something much grander, you know
09:10With a lot more oomph
09:11Some wow
09:13But this place isn't even remotely
09:14It's my house
09:15It's your house?
09:16Mm-hmm
09:17And that would have been great information to have before I arrived
09:20I didn't know if she was disclosing that fact
09:23Considering the circumstances
09:25The circumstances
09:28What Rini is so subtly referring to
09:30Is the fact that my husband died here last year
09:33Oh, wow
09:33Well, I'm sorry for your loss
09:35Thank you
09:36My wife died eight years ago
09:38So, you know, I'm in the club
09:39I'm sorry for your loss
09:40Thank you
09:41How did he die?
09:43He killed himself
09:45What, here in the house?
09:47Pretty much right where you're standing
09:50Wait a minute
09:51This is that house?
09:52That whole thing?
09:52Mm-hmm
09:53Yeah, made the news
09:54They arrested you
09:56Yes
09:57You're a dangerous woman
09:58Yeah
09:59Hey, I've had a couple of brushes with the law myself
10:01Then I guess we're both in that club, too
10:04I guess so
10:06Okay, well, um, Mr. Ash
10:08We should probably get going
10:09Yeah, yeah
10:10Hey, uh, Samantha
10:11But why would a broker who knows I'm in a different league
10:13Show me this house?
10:18It's her fluffer house
10:19A fluffer house?
10:21Yeah
10:22No, that's, that's not a thing
10:24It makes the next house that she shows you look even bigger and grander by comparison
10:29I've seen
10:29No, no, no
10:31I like to educate my clients about the entire market before they consider a purchase
10:35Is that something you do?
10:37Uh, hard to say
10:39No one in this town will give me a listing
10:41What?
10:41Why not?
10:43Oh, right
10:44The whole convicted felon thing
10:46It was pleaded down to a few misdemeanors, actually
10:48That's great
10:49Good for you
10:49Thank you
10:51Will you give me a minute?
10:52Sure
10:53Brini
10:53Yeah
10:54Yeah, do you mind if I chat with you for a sec?
11:16That's the 750S, right?
11:21Yeah
11:23It's a good car
11:25Yes, it is
11:27Hey, um
11:29I'm suddenly finding myself in need of a realtor
11:31How's your day looking?
11:42Yes
11:42Hey, Irini
11:43You have the listing for the Bisbee estate, right?
11:45Yes
11:45But this is not okay
11:46Can you get us in in about ten minutes?
11:50Sure
11:50Great
11:50You know, I was planning to take him there
11:52We're all set
11:52Nice
11:53Let's take my car
11:54Hey, Samantha
11:55Sam
11:56Okay, Sam
11:57I'm just wondering
11:58How many houses have you actually sold?
12:00Including this one?
12:02Uh, none
12:04Great
12:22A paper shadow in a house of stone
12:27A paper shadow in a house of stone
12:28The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat
12:33I never knew how far the ride was gonna go
12:37Till I look back at the smoke
12:41You can't keep up with the Joneses
12:46Don't want to go to the Joneses
13:06Don't want to run for the Joneses
13:42Gracias por ver el video.
13:44Gracias por ver el video.
14:14Um, put another way, what is it you're looking to get out of your four years with us?
14:20Oh, are you... are you on the faculty there?
14:24What? No.
14:24I just assumed when you said us.
14:27I'm sorry. Figure of speech.
14:29Oh, okay.
14:32There's no need to be nervous.
14:35This is just us talking here.
14:37Well, first of all, Jeff, I think we should acknowledge the pro forma nature of this interview.
14:46I'm a legacy kid on both sides whose father has been a consistent donor.
14:51And the reason he's been a consistent donor, the reason so many graduates of the IVs continue to support their
14:57alma maters, is to make sure there's a spot for their kids there.
15:00Because, well, let's be honest, there are much worthier charities to support.
15:05You all torched the planet in the name of capitalism, and now, rather than try to undo the damage or
15:10feed the hungry or house the homeless, you are giving millions to 300-year-old institutions brodled with systemic racism,
15:17anti-Semitism, and sexism,
15:19in order to ensure that yet another generation of privileged rich kids will continue to hoard the lion's share of
15:25what's left of the planet's remaining resources while the unwashed masses go to war with the scraps.
15:32So I appreciate you taking the time, but let's be honest.
15:37We both know I'm going to be accepted.
15:40Because you all engineered the system to do just that.
15:49I didn't engineer anything.
15:51Sorry.
15:52Figure your speech.
15:57Also, tennis.
16:00What?
16:01I'm being recruited for tennis.
16:05I probably should have led with that.
16:23Now this is what I'm talking about.
16:37How much?
16:3920 million.
16:40But I'm sure there's some wiggle room.
16:42I'll take it.
16:43Okay.
16:44So, you're offering full asking?
16:46Yeah, in cash.
16:47But I want to close by Monday.
16:49Monday?
16:50Well, we're going to need at least a week for contracts, and then you're going to want to do a
16:52thorough inspection.
16:53I'm going to have a whole team up here tomorrow to kick the tires.
16:56In the meantime, you can get the paperwork to my lawyer.
16:58Hey, congratulations.
17:00You just sold your first house.
17:03What is it you do again?
17:06We elect a U.S. senator for how many years?
17:10Six.
17:11Okay.
17:13Name five of the original 13 states.
17:16Colonies.
17:16New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Delaware, New Hampshire, Maryland, Virginia, Pennsylvania, Georgia.
17:32That's 11.
17:34What am I forgetting?
17:35How do you know all this?
17:36I watch a lot of Jeopardy.
17:45Uh, guess what?
17:49What?
17:51A drawer full of Karche love bracelets.
17:56I'm telling you, every woman in this town wears, like, ten of them.
17:59I don't get it.
18:00They wouldn't be caught dead wearing the same dress.
18:02They all need to have this one thing.
18:04It's like a requirement or something.
18:05I'm going to grab you a couple, and you'll never miss them.
18:08That's not a club I need to join.
18:10Okay?
18:11Just find the pen.
18:12It's in the office behind the primary bedroom.
18:15North and South Carolina.
18:17What?
18:17The other two colonies.
18:20Oh, okay.
18:21Now you're just showing up.
18:30It's not in their desk.
18:36Oh.
18:37Bingo.
18:38Door full of pens.
18:41Are you sure he would keep something valuable in a mess like this?
18:46Natalia says he gets a crazy expensive pen every time he signs a deal and then just throws it in
18:51the drawer.
18:51It's like a sort of ritual.
18:53All right.
18:56I found it.
18:57The Etoile de Montblanc Joaillier fountain pen.
19:01With just 15 produced worldwide, this limited edition is crafted entirely out of 18-karat rose gold.
19:09Adorned with cognac diamonds, and a nib that supposedly glides more smoothly than Remova wheels.
19:14It's not just a pen, but an aspirational work of art, reselling for $165,000.
19:22I'm not sure what's worse, that someone pays that for a pen, or that he tosses it into a cluttered
19:27drawer with 30 others.
19:28Either way, a guy like that deserves to lose it.
19:31Shit.
19:32What?
19:33I dropped the fucking thing.
19:34Let me get it.
19:35Ah, I got it.
19:39Ah!
19:40Coop?
19:41What happened?
19:42Coop?
19:43Ah!
19:44What is it?
19:45Ah, my back went out.
19:47Ah!
19:48I really think it hurts.
19:50I can't move.
19:51What do you mean you can't move?
19:52Just get out here!
19:53I mean, I can't move.
19:56I'm lying on my back.
19:57You can't be serious, Coop.
19:59Do I sound like I'm fucking joking?
20:01Shit.
20:02Okay, I'm coming in.
20:03No.
20:06My back had been seizing up ever since Christian's art thugs worked me over last year.
20:10Usually, a cocktail of painkillers and muscle relaxants would do the trick, and a few days later, I'd be golden.
20:15But I didn't have a few days.
20:16I had less than two hours before the people who lived there would be back,
20:19and when it came to thinking up an explanation for how I came to be lying on their floor, I
20:23was drawing a blank.
20:24Okay.
20:25We gotta move.
20:26Okay, okay.
20:27Just help me up here.
20:28Okay.
20:30Oh, fuck.
20:31No, fuck, fuck.
20:32Oh, no.
20:33Okay, okay, okay, okay.
20:35Okay.
20:37God, you're like dead fucking way.
20:39I can't move you.
20:41Can you crawl?
20:41No, I can't even roll over.
20:43This is crazy.
20:44Just give me a few minutes.
20:45We don't have a few minutes.
20:46Well, then go.
20:47I'll figure something out.
20:48I'm not gonna bail on you.
20:49Well, I can't move.
20:50We're gonna have to call someone.
20:51No.
20:52No.
20:52You can't move.
20:54Fuck.
20:56Oh.
20:56Hope.
20:57Fuck.
21:01We have to call someone.
21:02Oh, shit.
21:06Who?
21:08Okay, what the fuck?
21:10I'll explain later.
21:11Can you just please help me up?
21:13You'll explain what you're doing on the floor of some random house with Nick's housekeeper?
21:17Elena.
21:18I know your name.
21:19Question.
21:21Whose house is this?
21:22The Hemmings.
21:23And you know them how?
21:24We don't.
21:26We don't.
21:27We don't.
21:28We?
21:29Really?
21:29We?
21:30Can we hurry this up, please?
21:31We need to move.
21:32Just so I'm clear.
21:33And I'm sorry if I've misread the situation here.
21:35We are currently trespassing.
21:38Correct.
21:38And why would we be doing that?
21:40Okay.
21:40They're gonna be home any minute.
21:42So can we finish up this Q&A later?
21:44Q&A?
21:45Huh.
21:46That's funny.
21:47She's funny.
21:48Who knew?
21:48Barney!
21:49Please!
21:52Okay.
21:54Grab his left.
21:55I'll grab his right.
21:56On three.
21:57One, two, three!
22:02When does your sister get home?
22:04She's gonna be playing for another couple hours at least.
22:07Okay.
22:07Do you have pills for this?
22:08Yeah.
22:09Upstairs in the medicine cabinet, there's Flexeril and Percocet, please.
22:12Both of them.
22:12Yep.
22:18So, instead of taking back your job at Bailey Russell, a job that would pay you seven or eight
22:24figures annually before bonus, you're robbing houses with Nick's housekeeper.
22:29A layman.
22:30I know her name.
22:35I take it you two are, uh...
22:36What?
22:37No.
22:38What?
22:38Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:39Because that...
22:40That would be the crazy part in this all fucked up scenario.
22:43I know it's a lot to absorb.
22:44I'm not absorbing anything.
22:46You know why?
22:47Because it doesn't make any fucking sense.
22:49I mean, if this were some kind of sex kink thing, then fine.
22:53I mean, not fine, but at least I'd be able to wrap my brain around it.
22:56But if not that, then what?
22:57What is this?
22:58Is this some sort of elaborate three-stage midlife crisis?
23:02You know, divorce wasn't enough.
23:03Losing your job wasn't enough.
23:05Getting arrested for murder wasn't...
23:08Oh, my God.
23:12Coop, did you kill Paul Leavitt?
23:13No.
23:14What are you talking about?
23:15I don't know what I'm talking about!
23:17My best friend just told me he's some sort of suburban cat burglar.
23:21I mean, how do you even move this stuff?
23:23Do you have a fence?
23:24No.
23:25You don't...
23:25No.
23:26Don't tell me.
23:27I don't want to know.
23:32Wait a minute.
23:37Coop.
23:41Those guys who beat you up...
23:44Who ran me over...
23:47That was connected to this?
23:51I could have been fucking killed.
23:53I thought we'd move past this.
23:55And I thought you weren't a motherfucking thief.
23:58Oh, God.
24:00Leave.
24:04All right.
24:05Thank you.
24:11What?
24:12Oh, nothing.
24:13I just...
24:13I just can't wait to hear this meet-cute story.
24:16Do you have a problem with me?
24:17Of course I have a problem with you.
24:19I have a problem with all of this.
24:21Don't yell at me.
24:22I'm not yelling at you.
24:23I'm yelling near you.
24:25You're getting the whole room.
24:26You're getting the whole room.
24:27There it is.
24:27Enough.
24:28God damn it.
24:31I gotta get the fuck out of here.
24:33Barney?
24:34Barney.
24:35What?
24:38Thank you for coming to get me.
24:39Fuck you, Coop.
24:42Fuck you very much.
24:47Pop!
24:48It actually went a lot better than I thought it was going to.
24:52I know.
24:53You can't.
24:53You're like...
24:54Yeah.
24:55Thanks.
24:56Can I just give you a second?
24:58Thanks.
24:58Thank you.
24:59I'm okay.
25:01I feel 30 days out.
25:03Now we do seem to be closing the place down.
25:11What?
25:12I really can't remember the last time I enjoyed myself just talking to someone like this.
25:17I have been exceptionally witty tonight.
25:20Really?
25:20Is that what it is?
25:21Oh, yeah.
25:22Yeah.
25:22I brought my best material.
25:23So it's all downhill from here?
25:25Oh, yeah.
25:25Pretty much.
25:28God.
25:32When you get divorced,
25:34I feel like you're so focused on the act of dissolving the marriage,
25:38you don't think about the complications that are going to come afterwards.
25:40So when they finally do come,
25:42they kind of knock you on your ass.
25:46So it's been complicated?
25:48You could say that.
25:49Yeah.
25:50But you're over it.
25:52I'm working on it.
25:53What about him?
25:55Are you over him?
25:57Who?
25:57Who?
26:03I am.
26:04Absolutely.
26:06And then some.
26:08So you're conflicted.
26:13Well, I mean, the way I see it
26:16is if we had known in advance
26:18how complicated our divorces were going to be,
26:21emotionally,
26:23financially,
26:25logistically,
26:26we all probably just give up
26:29and still be in our lousy marriage.
26:33Then where would we be?
26:36Not here.
26:37Exactly.
26:39Well,
26:40given we are here,
26:41I'm just wondering
26:44what happens next.
26:58I'm just wondering if we're going to be in our lousy marriage.
26:59I'm just wondering if we're going to be in our lousy marriage.
27:01I'm just wondering if we're going to be in our lousy marriage.
27:04I'm just wondering if we're going to be in our lousy marriage.
27:07I'm just wondering if we're going to be in our lousy marriage.
27:07I'm just wondering if we're going to be in our lousy marriage.
27:07I'm just wondering if we're going to be in our lousy marriage.
27:08I'm just wondering if we're going to be in our lousy marriage.
27:09I'm just wondering if we're going to be in our lousy marriage.
27:10I'm just wondering if we're going to be in our lousy marriage.
27:14I'm just wondering if we're going to be in our lousy marriage.
27:15No, no es bien, no es bien.
27:18¿Estás bien?
27:20No, sorry, soy un poco de cámara.
27:23Oh, Dios mío.
27:24No es bien.
27:25Esto es algo que hizo.
27:29No estoy tepriseciendo.
27:31Ok.
27:31Estoy muy con el programa propio.
27:34Ok.
27:35Mi 안에, está bien.
27:37¿Qué pasa te下來?
27:48i'm home
27:51so if anybody's
27:52in a state of undress
27:54or making out
27:55please take the appropriate measures
27:58now
28:02huh baby
28:05here mom
28:07where's morgan i thought you were hanging out tonight
28:09no just me
28:11hi they got into a fight
28:13no it wasn't a fight
28:14it sounded like a fight
28:17well that stinks
28:25who could fight with this face
28:28i think you might be slightly biased
28:30well according to morgan
28:32i'm an asshole
28:34i will cut her
28:36how was your day
28:37i'm thinking about hanging it up
28:40yeah me too
28:41perfect
28:43you can live with me forever
28:46take care of me when i'm old
28:48and infirm
28:48okay but i'm not gonna change your diapers
28:51it's fair
28:53if you have a ton of cats
28:55it'd be great
29:17nothing made you more aware of being alone than when you needed help getting your ass out of bed
29:24my back was already feeling better
29:26which is to say
29:27it hurt like hell
29:32as much as i wanted to blame it all on that beating i took last year
29:36the ugly truth was that i had a bad back
29:38and a shrinking bladder and being middle-aged sucked
29:42it hurt the strange heart
29:43but it might have a badí
29:51it hurt the same way
29:56it hurts you
29:58it hurt us
30:01it hurt us
30:23El lugar nuevo es maravilloso.
30:26Felicidades.
30:28Gracias.
30:35A deluxe apartment in the sky.
30:41I'm sorry?
30:43It's the Jeffersons?
30:47You remember?
30:48It was a television show from when it was, you know, never mind.
30:54Grace is worried about you.
30:56Well, there's nothing to worry about, so.
30:57We wouldn't be here if that were true.
31:01Well, anyone can have a bad year.
31:03Your business model is flawed.
31:05Your risk is not properly managed.
31:07You depend too much on too few clients.
31:10One of them has a bad year, and it hits your bottom line too hard.
31:14Respectfully, the art of wealth management is choosing clients, like stocks.
31:21You know, you make educated decisions based on a wide array of data points.
31:24For instance, Nick Brandis, one of my largest clients, he just signed a major broadcasting
31:29deal.
31:29And what happens if he leaves you, or gets hit by a truck?
31:33Mr. Park.
31:34You rely too much on other people making their money instead of you making your money yourself.
31:38I make my money by providing a valuable and exclusive service.
31:45I have relationships across every financial sector.
31:49You don't work hard enough for what you have.
31:52Says the man who inherited his business from his father.
31:59And I have no sons to do the same.
32:02I thought it may be Grace.
32:03She doesn't want it.
32:04She wants it for you.
32:09So you're offering me a job?
32:17You don't even like me.
32:21That's true.
32:26Okay then, I'll think about it.
32:34How's that back group?
32:36Just getting there.
32:37Thank you.
32:38I'm gonna send you to my man, Kimo.
32:40He did a physio for me after my knee surgery.
32:42Dude's got magic hands.
32:44Well, I just got a Toradol shot, so that's doing the majority heavy lifting right now.
32:49Yeah, that works too.
32:51It does.
32:51I had a bulging disc a few years ago, you guys remember that?
32:55Oh man, I went down the whole rabbit hole on that one, acupuncture or stem cell therapy,
33:01you name it.
33:03I thought my golfing days were over.
33:05When we weren't talking about finance or sports, or the finance of sports, we devoted
33:10a lot of time to our growing laundry list of injuries.
33:13We were men of a certain age, all former jocks in some capacity, confronting the inevitable
33:18decline of our bodies through a combination of concierge doctors, cutting edge pharmaceuticals,
33:23trainers, and talking it all to death.
33:25It was just another club we all belonged to.
33:28Hey, you guys came to butter this party up at the, uh, State on Bisbee?
33:32Yeah.
33:34Who is this guy?
33:35Owen Ash.
33:37Hmm.
33:38Apparently you made a fortune on shipping.
33:41Paid asking on the house.
33:4320 million, all cash.
33:44Ooh.
33:47Here comes the neighborhood.
33:49He's throwing himself a welcome to town party.
33:51Sounds like a douche.
33:53I don't know.
33:54It's like The Great Gatsby or something.
33:57Could be fun.
33:57You know how that book ended, right?
34:02Well, I heard it was, uh, Sam Levitt who made the sale.
34:06Oh, yeah?
34:07Mm-hmm.
34:07Good for her.
34:09Good for her.
34:11She desecrated the corpse of her husband and framed you for murder.
34:15Did she?
34:15Who can remember?
34:17Well, she knew what she was doing when she sold Bisbee.
34:19She probably split, what, a million dollars in commission with a listing agent?
34:26Gosh.
34:27She tries to send Coop away for life and now she's making six figures.
34:30That's America for ya.
34:32Yeah.
34:33I thought your guy was trying to make it great again.
34:35Oh!
34:38Hey, hey, hey.
34:39No politics at the club.
34:41Oh, is that a rule now?
34:42No.
34:48We are witnessing a spectacular performance by the league's heir apparent, dare I say, LeBron and Steph who?
34:56Calm down, Greeny.
34:58Please, calm down.
34:59Come on, man.
35:00Let's see him do what the King's been doing consistently for 20-plus years.
35:03No, no.
35:04I've never seen him do a soundboard shuffle.
35:06Okay.
35:06Then how about play defense like my guy, Kawhi?
35:09Oh, that's your guy now.
35:10Yeah, that's my guy.
35:11We're both Spurs legends.
35:12So do you watch sports?
35:14That's Nick's second week on air.
35:16I'm just checking in.
35:19No, you're not.
35:20No, I'm not.
35:24Okay.
35:32Mm.
35:35Mm.
35:37Mm.
35:42Mm.
35:43Mm.
35:56¿Qué es lo que está pasando?
36:00No hay nada.
36:01¿Qué es lo que está haciendo?
36:06¿Hay algo realmente que está pasando ahí?
36:14Oh, Jesus.
36:16Okay, uh, it's okay, Barney.
36:23Hey. Hey, what is it? Talk to me.
36:26Do you need me to do something different?
36:28Yes. Actually, I want you to not set up meetings with your father, okay?
36:32Keep seeing his smug, condescending face.
36:35It makes it really hard to have sex with his daughter.
36:37I was just trying to help.
36:39And since you asked, less pressure on the balls, okay?
36:42A little goes a long way down there.
36:46God damn it.
36:47I remember, I remember, don't worry, how could I ever forget?
36:59It was the first time.
37:07Oh, and I know the reason why you kept this silence up, up, up.
37:19No, you don't fool me.
37:22Because the hurt doesn't show.
37:26But the pain still grows.
37:28It's no stranger to you and me.
37:32I had been feeling a little bit off, but then when he tried to, you know, get in there, that's
37:40what I knew.
37:41Oh.
37:42Menopause.
37:43Yeah.
37:51Keep this in your purse.
37:55Especially if you're going to keep hooking up with random guys in cars.
37:57I don't understand.
37:58You just carry nowhere with you?
38:00Um, yeah.
38:02You gotta be prepared.
38:03And on my meds, it's just, it makes it, like, drier than Death Valley down there.
38:09Um, as much as I'd like to hear more about that, I texted you because one of the music teachers
38:15from Mayfield got a touring gig and is leaving for the rest of the semester, and they need a replacement.
38:21Oh, I'm not a teacher.
38:23Yeah, you're a professional musician, which is even better.
38:26Oh, I don't know.
38:28Because on my best day, it's like, you wouldn't necessarily call me Mayfield Material.
38:34And that is not a bad thing.
38:36Because, ew.
38:37You said you wanted more independence.
38:39Speaking as a therapist.
38:41An unemployed therapist.
38:42By choice.
38:43Really?
38:44I'm actually writing a book.
38:46Oh.
38:47What's it about?
38:48No, don't try to do that.
38:49Yeah, we're talking about you and independence, which requires confidence, and confidence comes from activation.
38:56Mm.
38:58You've been doing so great.
38:59You're staying on your meds.
39:00You're, you're regulated.
39:02You're showing up to work.
39:05Don't you think you're ready for a new challenge?
39:07Besides, you're, you're never gonna get your own place based on what they pay you here.
39:11Well, I thought I would just marry rich, you know, like everyone else does.
39:15Yeah, that's a much better idea.
39:21Just do me a favor and don't mention the perimenopause thing to Coop.
39:25It's nothing to be ashamed of.
39:26Well, I know.
39:28I just feel like I'm getting older and he's just getting better and better looking.
39:51Hey, Barney, it's Coop again.
39:55So maybe I'd run into you at the club.
39:57No dice.
39:58We call.
39:59We should probably talk.
40:01Yes, that sounds great.
40:03Yeah, and I just want to make sure you're aware that I have no formal teaching experience.
40:08Yeah, you have?
40:09Oh, that's nice.
40:12Yeah, I play there four nights a week.
40:15Yeah, great.
40:17Yeah, I will be there.
40:20Okay, bye.
40:24What was all that about?
40:26That was about me being a music teacher.
40:29Guitar license?
40:30No.
40:31They're looking for an interim teacher at Mayfield till the end of the year.
40:35Mayfield?
40:35You've never taught before.
40:36That's what I said.
40:37But Mel already went to the head of school and apparently she's seen me perform at the tap,
40:42so I got an interview.
40:46Wow, that's great.
40:48You look nice.
40:49Where are you going?
40:49Got a hot date?
40:50No.
40:51Party.
40:52Oh, anyone I know?
40:54No, in fact, no one I know.
40:55Do you want to come?
40:56Can I wear those?
40:57No.
40:58Then no.
40:59Are you sure?
41:00Yes, hard pass.
41:02One of us is going to regret it.
41:03Well, probably you.
41:04No, it's probably going to be you.
41:06Well, no, it's going to be you.
41:07We'll see you, bye.
41:08Bye.
41:10It's going to be you.
41:23One of us is going to be you.
41:24Yeah, it's going to be you.
41:56Gracias.
42:20The master, the foreign fixtures.
42:22It's all the original masonry.
42:24Hi.
42:25Hi, hi, hi.
42:26So has anyone seen our host for the evening, dying to meet him?
42:30He's gonna be bald and ugly.
42:32You saw him?
42:33No, but he's gonna be compensating for something.
42:35Yeah, having too much money.
42:37Mal, has Tori heard from Princeton yet?
42:40Any day now.
42:41That must be so nerve-wracking.
42:42No idea.
42:44What about Chelsea, Jules?
42:46Chelsea went with early decision at Duke.
42:49It's not what Brad and I would have chosen, but they have a great tennis team and it's
42:53what Chelsea won.
42:55That's good.
42:57Wait, is that him?
42:57Lovely to meet you.
42:58Enjoy yourself.
42:59Plenty of ours.
43:00Thank you.
43:02Oh, hey, how's it going, man?
43:03That's him.
43:05You're right, Susie, he's really ugly.
43:07I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.
43:11That's not what he'd be eating in my bed.
43:14I thought he was a very small dick.
43:16Absolutely.
43:17Ladies.
43:19Welcome.
43:19Welcome, welcome, welcome.
43:21Owen Ash.
43:21My friends just called me Ash.
43:23Thank you for coming.
43:24Your house is stunning.
43:26Oh, thank you.
43:26It has to be.
43:27Compensate for my very small dick.
43:30Nice.
43:33Oops.
43:34I didn't.
43:36Sorry.
43:37No worries.
43:46Ah, okay.
43:47What's your name?
43:48Kat Resnick.
43:49Kat, very nice to meet you.
43:53Excuse me.
43:54Enjoy yourselves, please.
43:55I'm really looking forward to getting to all of you.
43:58Sam, you made it.
43:59This looks great.
44:01How did you do all this so fast?
44:02Can I do all this?
44:04I have a team.
44:05Of course you do.
44:06Come on, let's get you a drink.
44:07Oh, thanks, but I just wanted to stop by and congratulate you.
44:10I'm not staying.
44:12What?
44:13What do you mean you're not staying?
44:14Of course you're staying.
44:15You're my only friend in Westmont Village.
44:16She can't leave me here with all these people.
44:17Come on.
44:18These people will love you, but I just don't have it in me to deal with all the withering
44:23mean girl stares tonight.
44:26Oh, they don't love you.
44:29I've burned some bridges.
44:31Well, take it from someone who's elevated bridge burning to an art form.
44:35There's always another way across.
44:37Come on.
44:37No.
44:38I'm gonna go.
44:39Are you sure?
44:40No.
44:51No.
44:52All right.
44:52Thank you.
44:56Nick, sorry.
45:02Oh God, sorry.
45:04Hi.
45:06Don't worry.
45:06I'm leaving.
45:10I wasn't worried.
45:11Imagine my relief.
45:39No, no, no, no, no
45:48No, no, no, no, no, no
45:55No, no, no, no, no
46:25¿Qué pasa?
46:26No, no, no, no, no.
46:57No, no, no, no, no.
47:40No, no, no, no, no.
48:13No, no, no, no, no.
48:19No, no, no, no, no.
48:46Hey, you're empty.
48:47We can't have that.
48:48Can we get two whiskeys here, please?
48:50Good stuff.
48:51Thank you.
48:51Thank you, thank you.
49:03I've seen that one.
49:04You have?
49:04Oh, yeah.
49:05You got one.
49:06Oh, yeah.
49:06I got one else.
49:06Yeah, it's a tough one.
49:07At least it gets worse.
49:09Nah, something to look forward to.
49:15I'm going to let you geek out for a second.
49:16I used to love watching you play.
49:18Your form.
49:19Listen, every line, every movement, your shot was a fucking thing of beauty.
49:23Oh, thanks, man.
49:24It was.
49:24I appreciate it.
49:25And I joined your gym, by the way.
49:26You got a great thing going on there.
49:28I love the vibe.
49:28It's a great package.
49:29Are you opening more?
49:30And we just closed on the financing for two new locations.
49:33Two new locations?
49:35Mm-hmm.
49:35You got to be thinking bigger than that.
49:37Look, if you don't mind me saying you're having a moment right now.
49:40You're a beloved athlete.
49:41You're on television.
49:42I saw the new segment.
49:43Off-brand.
49:44It's fucking great.
49:45You're going to blow up.
49:45As for the gym, I mean, fuck the banks.
49:48You don't have to deal with those shitty covenants.
49:50I would invest in you.
49:51In your brand.
49:52We could be opening 40 strong-ass gyms by next year.
49:55Get you up to 250 the year after that.
49:57Shit.
49:58What, am I going too fast?
49:59A little bit, yes.
50:00Oh, okay, okay.
50:01I get a little carried away.
50:02I get excited.
50:03You're going to have to stop here for it, though.
50:04Listen.
50:05I like to.
50:05Listen, listen, listen.
50:06I know how to do this.
50:07I have the resources.
50:08If you want to go national, just give me a call.
50:11I'd love to get involved.
50:12Hey, man, I'm always open to a new business opportunity.
50:14Oh, I know it.
50:15Go check out my bathrooms.
50:16I got 15 toilets in this place, and they're all your luxuries.
50:20Call every one of them.
50:21Hey, man, after my own heart.
50:23And that's great timing, actually, because nature's calling.
50:26Oh, oh, oh.
50:27Some more strong-ass gyms.
50:28Some more.
50:29Many more.
50:29More than two.
50:30Come on.
50:30Come on.
50:31Go big.
50:32I'm going big.
50:34We haven't officially met.
50:36Hey.
50:36Barney Choi.
50:37I manage Nick's money, as well as a handful of other high-net-worth people out here.
50:42Happy to help with anything you might need.
50:44Hey, great.
50:45Boy, it's one-stop shopping around here.
50:47I love it.
50:47Barney, is it?
50:48Well, give me a little time to get my bearings, and you and I should have dinner.
50:52I've been looking for some new opportunities.
50:53I'll be a man.
50:54Hey.
50:54Hey.
50:57Gracias.
51:31Gracias.
51:58Gracias.
52:29Gracias.
52:55Sweetheart, can you please get me another cocktail?
52:58Maybe it's time we called it tonight.
53:01Gordy, you get me another drink.
53:02Oh, I'm not getting involved.
53:05Fine, I will get it myself.
53:07Diane, come on.
53:08Okay.
53:08Let's get you home.
53:09No!
53:11Diane!
53:29There comes a moment in every soiree, when it falls upon the host, you decide if the
53:35night has ended.
53:39Or if it's just beginning.
53:43Ho!
53:49Everybody in!
53:51Yeah!
53:56Put up the music!
54:06What is going on?
54:10I thought we were fighting.
54:13We're not fighting.
54:18But if we were fighting, you would lose.
54:21What?!
54:21No!
54:23Come here!
54:24Josh!
54:2936
54:3037
54:3138
54:3336
54:3439
54:50The
54:51¡Oh!
54:52He's been avoiding me.
55:02It was a lot to process.
55:04Yeah.
55:10Why didn't you take your job at Bailey Park?
55:15The truth is I don't really know.
55:17So, I accepted the offer, and I'm pretty sure I meant it when I said it.
55:26But something happened to me when I walked out of that building.
55:29I just thought that if I took that offer, then everything would go right back to the way it was.
55:35And I would go right back to the way I was.
55:39And you didn't like the way it was?
55:42I thought I did.
55:45Turns out I didn't.
55:49Well, this all sounds very existential.
55:54I don't know if it's profound or you're just swallowing your own bullshit, but either way, I want it.
56:05What? Why?
56:07Because fuck my father-in-law.
56:11Uh, okay.
56:16Grace is pregnant.
56:37Grace is pregnant.
56:43Watching our friends and neighbors party like they were living in an F. Scott Fitzgerald fever dream.
56:47For the first time in a while, the future seemed, well, promising.
56:52And maybe it was the painkillers mixing with the booze.
56:55Or maybe it was sheer stupidity.
56:57But in that moment, I was just drunk enough to believe it.
57:02Watch out.
57:03You might get it.
57:05You might get what you're after.
57:06Cool baby.
57:09Strange but not a stranger.
57:12I'm an abortion and we got burning down my house.
57:20Hold tight.
57:21When till the party's over.
57:25Hold tight.
57:27With this one out there weather, there has got to be a way.
57:35Turning down the house.
57:38There's no reason to pass your plan.
57:41Time will jump and fall for you.
57:44The reputation is here.
57:47I don't know what to expect heaven into the sea.
57:53Lighting fire with fire.
57:56Wow.
57:57Yeah.
58:01Yeah.
58:07Yeah.
58:09Yeah.
58:10Yeah.
58:12Yeah.
58:12Yeah.
58:14Yeah.
58:16Yeah.
58:17Yeah.
58:18Yeah.
58:19Yeah.
58:19Yeah.
58:20Yeah.
58:21Yeah.
58:22Yeah.
58:23Yeah.
58:24Yeah.
58:24Yeah.
58:25Yeah.
58:25Yeah.
58:30Gracias.
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