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04:13I'm sorry. I should have been more clear.
04:15We are going to see Rick Massey Hello.
04:20You got an appointment with Massey?
04:21How'd you get an appointment with Massey?
04:22It doesn't matter.
04:23It doesn't matter.
04:23The point is, as soon as Bailey hears his name, they'll settle.
04:27The last thing Jack wants is Massey putting on a big show and rattling his investors.
04:31He will be expensive.
04:33He'll do it on contingency.
04:35He told you that?
04:35Well, not as such, but you'll convince him.
04:38It's going to take half.
04:39Probably.
04:40But that other half is a lot more than you have now.
04:42You have bills to pay, my friend.
04:44Starting with mine.
04:45Nick Brandon.
04:48Nick, hey.
04:50What's good, Barney?
04:51Just checking in on that refi for the gym.
04:53Dobbs is saying we can find the next two locations...
04:56Without liquidating any of my marketing...
04:57Yeah, hey, sorry, Nick.
04:59I'm in the car with Coop.
05:00I'm on speaker?
05:01Yeah.
05:02Hey, what's up, Coop?
05:04You guys know the women have that self-defense thing tonight.
05:06Is that tonight?
05:07That's what I'm told.
05:09We're all bachelors tonight, fellas.
05:11So I'm going to get some meat and booze and have everyone over to hang.
05:14You guys in?
05:15Sounds good.
05:15Yes, sir.
05:16What about you, Coop?
05:17Hard pass, Nick.
05:19Yeah.
05:19Well, uh, the invitation stands if you change your mind.
05:23Yeah, I won't.
05:24Thanks.
05:28Well, I'm going to hang out before this gets awkward.
05:31See you tonight, Nick.
05:32All right, Barney.
05:32Uh, hit me back about the refi.
05:38What?
05:39Whatever the team, Coop.
05:40You told me there are no teams.
05:41But if there were, obviously I'm on yours.
05:44Fuck, Nick.
05:45But you'll go over to his house.
05:47The man throws a good party.
05:48You should go.
05:50You shouldn't.
05:52Well, as of a few days ago, Nick is my biggest client,
05:54so my hands are tied.
05:56Wow.
05:58Shame if something happened to this car.
06:00Do not even joke about that.
06:06You can't win.
06:08I just got to say that up front.
06:09You're a smart guy, Coop.
06:10You know you can't go the distance with these guys.
06:14Well, thanks for your time.
06:15Good news is, you don't have to win.
06:17You just got to get past summary judgment.
06:19At which point, Bailey will start making offers.
06:21Then it becomes a negotiation.
06:23And I'm a great fucking negotiator.
06:25Will you do it on contingency?
06:28No.
06:29I got to charge a full freight on this one, pal.
06:31Retainers, 200K.
06:33This could take a while.
06:34What's a while?
06:35Three months?
06:36Six months?
06:36Hmm.
06:38Two.
06:38Three years.
06:39Jesus.
06:40Yeah.
06:40Southern District.
06:41It is what it is.
06:44Make sure you got the money for this fight.
06:45He does.
06:49All right.
06:50Look, I got to get back to court.
06:52Show your coffee on me, huh?
06:54So you're taking the cake?
06:56Uh, I'm gonna mull it over.
06:57Check the schedule.
06:59I'll be in touch, okay?
07:01Two to three years?
07:03He's managing expectations.
07:04I can't afford him.
07:05Look, pay the retainer and just watch the dominoes start to fall.
07:09You are being uncharacteristically optimistic.
07:11You've seen what's happening at my house.
07:14Optimism is the only option.
07:17Come on.
07:18Let's go get some real coffee.
07:20You're buying.
07:23You've got carpet moths.
07:25Carpet moths?
07:26Yeah.
07:26If they lay their eggs in your rugs, I found larva in pretty much every room here.
07:29Jesus.
07:30Well, you know, it's a good thing you called me when you did.
07:32Otherwise, you'd have colonies here.
07:34Can you get rid of them?
07:35Yeah.
07:36Take a few treatments, maybe three over the next month.
07:39It'll cost you $9,000.
07:41$9,000?
07:42Yeah.
07:43$10,500 if you want to go with the non-toxic chemicals.
07:45And I'll have to take that wall in the back of your closet down and that one at a minimum.
07:50Are you serious?
07:51Yeah.
07:51I mean, look, they're in there and they're spreading.
07:53First generation, best I can tell.
07:55But if you don't get rid of them now, you're going to have colonies behind every wall in
07:58here and you'll never get rid of them.
08:00When can't you start?
08:02I can have a crew here in a couple of days.
08:19Thanks for the ride, Barney.
08:21My pleasure.
08:28Hey, Scoop.
08:30Come to Nick's tonight.
08:33Come on, you can stand and have a little fun.
08:35It's been over a year.
08:36Maybe it's time to let this one go.
08:38He slept with my wife.
08:41That's true, but it's a little reductive, isn't it?
08:44I'm not saying Nick didn't fuck up.
08:46He fucked up.
08:47She fucked up.
08:48But maybe you fucked up too, right?
08:51A little bit.
08:52Marriages are complicated.
08:54So you're saying it's my fault?
08:55I'm saying it doesn't matter whose fault it is.
08:58We're all going to be here for the foreseeable future.
09:01Do yourself a favor and get over it.
09:03Would you?
09:05I would pretend to.
09:07Well, I got my kids tonight, so...
09:10Okay, fair enough.
09:11I'll see you later, Barney.
09:13See you, Coop.
09:22Oh, my gosh.
09:24She's so sweet.
09:28She looks like an angel.
09:33Oh, hey, Andy.
09:35Your friend is here.
09:36Hello, Coop.
09:39What are you doing here?
09:40I was in the neighborhood.
09:42In this neighborhood?
09:44Figured I'd stop by.
09:45See if you still wanted to do business.
09:52Well, I am going to hit the shower and leave you to your business.
09:56It was so nice to meet you, Lou.
09:58You too, Allie.
10:00Break a leg tonight.
10:07Nice girl, your sister.
10:08What are you doing in my house?
10:09I came for the watch.
10:11Thought she said you couldn't move it.
10:12I had to be sure you weren't a cop.
10:15So I looked into you.
10:16You looked into me.
10:17Rich guy loses his big job with his big hedge fund,
10:21suddenly has big liquidity problems.
10:23You could have sold your Maserati,
10:25but what would the neighbors think
10:27if Andrew Cooper was suddenly driving a C-Class?
10:30So the Princeton finance superstar turns to petty crime.
10:35You have no idea what you're talking about.
10:37The Richan Neal watch.
10:39It isn't yours,
10:40but it came from this neighborhood.
10:42Bradley Sperling,
10:44couple of streets over from here.
10:47It took me one phone call
10:49to trace the serial number on the watch,
10:51find out who bought it,
10:53and where they live.
10:54Nothing so dangerous as someone
10:56who doesn't know what they don't know.
10:58Am I right?
10:59But what you do know
11:00is I know where you live.
11:03I know where your family lives.
11:07Are you threatening me?
11:09Don't think of it as a threat.
11:11It's more of a contract, really,
11:14that says if you get caught,
11:17you won't talk about your new friend Lou,
11:19and if you do,
11:20there will be penalties.
11:23Honor among thieves.
11:25Not a thief?
11:27I don't know what you are yet.
11:30I think maybe you don't either.
11:39Now, why don't you go get that watch?
12:09I can't talk to you.
12:11Why do you keep sending me a voicemail?
12:12It's more polite than hanging up on you.
12:14Is it?
12:15Which I'm gonna do now.
12:16Jack's gonna ask you
12:17to come to his office tomorrow.
12:18He's gonna tell you I hired Massey.
12:21Shit.
12:21Coop.
12:22Jack fucked me, Liv.
12:23You know he did.
12:24Massey will drag me into it.
12:27My name will be in the papers.
12:28I'm not gonna let that happen,
12:29but you will be deposed.
12:30I'll be the whore in the story.
12:32Jack's gonna tell you to lie.
12:33And you're telling me not to.
12:34I'm asking you
12:36to do what's right.
12:38He took everything from me, Liv.
12:40And now you're gonna do that to me?
12:42This isn't about you.
12:43Yeah, the hell it isn't.
12:46I'm hanging up now.
12:47Liv, please.
12:52Hi, guys.
12:53Hey, Dad.
12:55Hey, Dad.
12:55How was school?
12:56Same old, same old.
12:57Smells good.
12:58Yeah, I'm making pasta.
13:00Oh, I'm going out with Jake.
13:02I thought I texted you.
13:04No, you...
13:06Oh, you did.
13:08Okay.
13:08I just came to drop my stuff off.
13:10Oh, she's taking me to Scott
13:12so we can squeeze in a quick sound check.
13:14Who's Scott?
13:15McGregor.
13:17We're playing at a party later tonight.
13:19You don't remember?
13:20Okay.
13:21Right.
13:22So, no dinner?
13:23All right, kid.
13:24Let's go.
13:24I think leftovers later.
13:26Whoa, hold on.
13:27When are you guys planning on coming home?
13:29By 11 or 12?
13:31Yeah, soon.
13:32You know you both have school tomorrow.
13:35Oh, that's true.
13:37We do.
13:37Yeah, he's right.
13:38Solid parenting, Dad.
13:39Come on.
13:50Jesus.
13:51Hey.
13:53I didn't know you were still here.
13:55What are you doing?
13:56Sit down.
13:57Have a drink.
13:57Watch, uh, Belgium's Finest.
14:00Can't.
14:01I got a gig.
14:02Again?
14:03Don't I feel surprised?
14:05Well, I'll, um, get cleaned up.
14:07I'll come listen.
14:08Mm-mm.
14:09I'll just kill the vibe and make me nervous.
14:13Okay.
14:15Where are the kids?
14:16Oh, blowing me off.
14:17Ugh.
14:18I'm sorry, Andy.
14:19I wish I could stay.
14:20I'm fine.
14:21Please.
14:22Do your thing.
14:23Oh, God.
14:23I hate to leave you like this.
14:25Like what?
14:26I've got pasta, scotch, Jean-Claude Van Damme.
14:31It's very exciting.
14:33Okay.
14:34Well, I'll see you later.
14:35Bye.
14:36Bye.
14:36Bye.
14:37Bye.
14:38Break a leg.
14:40You look very nice.
14:40Thank you very much.
14:50Hey.
14:51Hey.
14:52House is empty.
14:53You want to come over?
14:54I can.
14:54I've got that self-defense thing.
14:56Jesus.
14:56You too?
14:57A woman's got to know how to fight back.
14:59Against who, exactly?
15:01No idea, but I'll be ready for them when they come.
15:05Hey, I got to go.
15:07Call me later?
15:08Yeah.
15:09Yeah.
15:19Everyone I knew was out that night, and lately it seemed that loneliness was all it took
15:23to turn a bad idea into a good one.
15:25Fuck it.
15:26Fuck it.
15:29So you saw it, right?
15:31Did you go?
15:32Hi.
15:35Hi.
15:36Hi, girl.
15:38Great turnout.
15:39Who knew?
15:40Well, I think they just like the excuse to come in and steal your decorating ideas.
15:44Oh, that's great, by the way.
15:45Really?
15:46I was thinking about doing a refresh.
15:48Oh, whatever.
15:49Um, those are pot brownies.
15:51I'd wait till later.
15:53Are they gluten-free?
15:55Obviously.
15:56Well, okay then.
15:59Okay, ladies.
16:01Who wants to get raped?
16:06That is the right answer.
16:08So put down your canapes, and let's get serious.
16:15All the wives were at Maggie and Suzanne's for drunken kung fu, and the husbands were all
16:19getting loaded at Nick's, which meant I had my choice of empty houses.
16:25Back when Mel and I were married, we never said no to a dinner invitation from the Resnicks.
16:31Dom was a professional chef.
16:32And the meals were always first rate.
16:37Front door open.
16:42Secure.
16:43Kat Resnick was one of the most sought-after criminal defense attorneys in Manhattan.
16:47At two grand an hour, she was supposed to be a real shark in the courtroom.
16:52She was also supposed to be out for the evening.
16:55And that...
16:57That was not dumb.
17:07I don't know.
17:19Oh my God.
17:39The kid was Blake Farkas.
17:42A year ahead of Tori and from what I could recall dating Kat's daughter, Alyssa.
18:02Domaine Dauvinet Chevalier Montrachet Grand Cru 2013 Vintage.
18:10The brainchild of Lalu Bizet Leroy, a.k.a. the Queen Burgundy.
18:16A pioneer in biodynamic winemaking, she was known to treat her vines in San Román as living beings with their
18:21own personalities.
18:23This is the exact sort of curated horseshit that pretentious enophiles love, and let's face it, are there any unpretentious
18:29enophiles?
18:30Which is why they're more than happy to fork out 32 grand a bottle for it.
18:35At that price point, maybe tonight wasn't a total loss, as long as I could find a way out of
18:39here.
18:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
19:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
19:14Oh, my God.
19:20Cool.
19:23Yes?
19:24Cool.
19:25Where the hell are you?
19:26Out.
19:27Everyone's in next.
19:28You gotta come over.
19:29We talked about this.
19:31Yeah, but that was when I was sober.
19:33Like, just, just come on.
19:34What are you gonna do?
19:36You gonna go home and throw yourself another pity party in your empty house?
19:39I'm depressed just thinking about it.
19:41Look, just come over for me, okay?
19:43Come over.
19:44Come over.
19:44Oh!
19:45Oh!
19:46Oh!
19:46Baby, child!
19:48There is no way in hell I am coming over there.
19:52Mr. Cooper.
19:54Elena.
19:55Surprised to see me?
19:56Yes.
19:58Sorry, I mean, no.
20:00I didn't know you were coming.
20:03They're downstairs.
20:04Great.
20:05Thanks.
20:30Get one of these now, because once this baby hits the market,
20:34it'll be too late.
20:35I shit you not.
20:36Yeah.
20:39I'm telling you, this is tomorrow's toilet.
20:42It's eco-friendly.
20:43We'll take your temperature, check your levels,
20:45and clean your ass and balls every time you go.
20:47Yeah, you too, Jules.
20:50It's got Bluetooth and Wi-Fi, so you can play your music,
20:53and it can email urine test results right to your doctor.
20:58So the government can spy on your piss and shit.
21:01I got nothing to hide.
21:02Okay, fine.
21:03I do.
21:03I partnered with Luxos MT.
21:05These are going retail for 30 grand,
21:07and I'm in for 20% when I'll spend on a dime.
21:10I'm telling you, man, this,
21:12whoo, this is going to be my George Foreman grill.
21:14For that price, it better cook your meat.
21:17I didn't give you a head.
21:18Oh, Cass not doing that for you?
21:19Maybe.
21:20Oh, my God.
21:21Look at this group of degenerate gambling idiots.
21:25Hey.
21:26Hey, Coop.
21:27Coop.
21:27What's up, man?
21:29You made it.
21:31It means a lot that you're here.
21:33Really.
21:33It's not making a big deal about it.
21:35Yeah, no, no.
21:38Wow, Grand Cru, that's a nice bottle.
21:41It's all right.
21:41I'll open it at the bar to let it breathe.
21:43All right.
21:44Yeah.
21:44Glad you came.
21:48Captain Kirk's toilet.
21:50This is a nice development.
21:52It's about time you listen to me
21:54and let this shit go.
21:55I'm not letting anything go.
21:56That fucking guy took my wife.
21:58I'm not letting him take my friends, too.
22:00That's the spirit.
22:01Jesus, how drunk are you?
22:03Well, let's see.
22:05I'm seven figures over budget on the renovation.
22:07My in-laws are moving to the U.S.
22:09to be closer to us,
22:10and my largest, most profitable client
22:12threw a hand grenade into his career.
22:15I won't pay his bills.
22:16So, pretty fucking drunk.
22:18Look, questions.
22:22Why are you not?
22:23You make a good point.
22:35The fuck is this?
22:37Your life is in danger.
22:40Right?
22:41Right.
22:47You strike the throat.
22:49It's a one-two.
22:50You got it?
22:50Yeah.
22:52You.
22:52Up here.
22:53Me?
22:54Yeah, come on.
22:54Oh, come on.
23:03Do it.
23:04Come on, choke up.
23:12Oh, no, I'm not laughing.
23:13Come on.
23:14Oh.
23:14Oh, okay.
23:17You, uh...
23:17Oh, great.
23:18Break.
23:19Break.
23:20Ow.
23:20Oh, sweet.
23:21Okay.
23:23Knee.
23:23And straight.
23:24Hold her.
23:25Do it again.
23:26Sorry, is this okay?
23:27Come on, come on.
23:28Like you mean it.
23:29Like you mean it.
23:29Like you mean it.
23:30All right, now, she is going to take away everything you care about, everything you love.
23:36Now, what are you going to do?
23:43Hunter!
23:44Yo, Hunter!
23:47Yeah?
23:48Come here.
23:51Yeah, uh, this is Hunter.
23:52He's our drummer.
23:54He's a madman.
23:56You got to hear his grooves.
23:57What school do you go to?
23:59What?
24:00What school do you go to?
24:03Oh, Mayfield.
24:04Same as you.
24:05Really?
24:07Sorry.
24:08It's okay.
24:09I'm a great boy, you, anyway.
24:11Well, keep an eye out for you.
24:15Mushrooms.
24:16You want?
24:18No, no, I'm good.
24:20It'll fuck up my drummer.
24:23Or it'll take you to the next level.
24:29Fuck it.
24:30Thanks.
24:36Come on, it'll be cool.
24:39I've got to introduce you to this guy that I buy from Scotland.
24:42He uses these reclaimed sherry barrels to build his own casks.
24:45Gives it this sweetness and mahogany tones.
24:47The guy's an artist.
24:48The guy's an artist.
24:48I'll share your casks.
24:49Out here, scotch was like a fucking religion.
24:53Every time someone poured you a drink, they'd have to give a fucking TED talk about the scotch.
24:57Then someone else would inevitably chime in about some great bottle they once had that you couldn't get anymore and
25:01blah, blah, blah.
25:03I think at some point it just started to dawn on everyone that this was it.
25:07These houses, these wives, these jobs, this would be the sum total of their lives.
25:12Their futures were already written.
25:14And so the quest to stave off the emptiness began.
25:17Scotch, cigars, smoked meats, custom golf clubs, high-end escorts, entire industries built to cash in on the quiet desperation
25:25of rich, middle-aged men.
25:37Coop.
25:39Did I hear you left, Bailey Russell?
25:44Yeah.
25:45I've been delving my own thing with this family office out of Dubai.
25:49That's a big move.
25:50Congrats, Coop.
25:51Yeah.
25:52Thanks.
25:52You investing it yet?
25:54Doing a lot of mezzanine work lately.
25:56We should talk.
25:56Yeah, we're still papering the deal.
25:59What about my investments at Bailey's?
26:00Should I be getting out?
26:02I would.
26:03No.
26:04No.
26:14Let's go!
26:21You don't know how you move me, deconstruct me and consume me.
26:31I'm all used up and out of luck.
26:35I am so struck by something in your eyes.
26:41That is keeping my hope.
26:44That is keeping my hope alive.
26:44That is keeping my hope alive.
26:46But I'm to myself when I look at you.
26:48Something so beautiful and true.
26:52The world that's ugly and alive.
26:56That is keeping my hope alive.
27:00That is keeping my hope alive.
27:03I don't know.
27:35Hunter, what the fuck, dude?
28:03Hunter makes me wanna have a child
28:05I don't have the disposition
28:07for drinks with the girls
28:09I don't seem for streaming
28:10cause they just ruined the world
28:12Wanna be a good daughter
28:14but I push my mum away
28:16Wanna be a good patient
28:18but my doctor makes me pay
28:20Come on, harder
28:21Yes, harder, you
28:23Yeah
28:24What is that?
28:25No, that's a rape
28:26You're raped
28:26You're raped
28:27It's not funny
28:28You, you're killed
28:29You're dead
28:30You're dead
28:32What would it be?
28:33Come on
28:35That is bullshit
28:37You're hitting like a victim
28:38Is that what you are?
28:39Are you a victim?
28:40No
28:40No, why are you smiling?
28:42Do it
28:42Hit it
28:43Come on
28:46Better
28:47Better
28:48Yes
28:49Yes
28:50Yes
28:52Yes
28:52Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
28:54Yes
29:02I can grasp all the pain
29:06Keep it deep inside
29:09I can grasp all the things
29:13But I need some time
29:17If the grass grows greener
29:21On the other side
29:23If you want
29:26I'll be waiting
29:27But I need some time
29:31Give me two more days
29:34I love you
29:40Hey
29:42That was really great
29:44Thanks
29:45Can I buy you a drink?
29:47I drink for free
29:48I'm part of the deal
29:50Okay, well
29:52Can I
29:53Buy myself a drink
29:54And keep you company?
29:56I'm Tom, by the way
29:57Oh
29:58You seem like a good guy, Tom
30:00And with exceptional shoulders
30:01But
30:02I'm gonna level with you
30:03I'm a bad bet
30:04That's cool
30:05I know where all the exits are
30:10Hang on
30:12Hey, kid
30:13What's up?
30:14Hi, Angel
30:16Wait, no, no, no
30:17Wait
30:17Slow down
30:18Whoa, whoa, whoa
30:19Slow down
30:19Where are you?
30:30Hey, man
30:31You know where Hunter is?
30:37Don't do drugs
30:42Come on, man
30:43I gotta pee
30:43What's up?
30:51Lentor
30:51Come here, Allie
31:11Hey, man
31:12You got room for one more?
31:20Oh
31:30Fancy
31:33What'd you take?
31:35Stem and a cup
31:36Oh
31:37Wow
31:39You still tripping?
31:41That depends
31:42You're sitting in the bathtub?
31:50Nobody ever sees me
31:53You know
31:55I don't know why
31:56I guess that's just how I am
31:58I've gotten used to it
32:00But today
32:02But today
32:02With the band
32:03They finally saw me
32:06And it felt good
32:11And then I blew it
32:14I get it
32:15I have been there
32:19I'm still there
32:20I kind of live there, actually
32:24We're a lot alike
32:25When it comes to that
32:27We're afraid to be seen
32:28But it doesn't mean
32:29We don't want to be
32:30Or need to be
32:32Maybe that's why
32:33We're musicians
32:34It's a chance to be seen
32:36I will cut a bitch
32:38Fuck off
32:40Come on
32:41Hurry up
32:44Anyway
32:45In this particular case
32:46I don't think you have to worry about anything
32:48Because
32:48Whatever happened out there
32:50Those kids are so damn stoned
32:52They won't remember tomorrow
32:53You think so?
32:55Yeah
32:57You ready to go home?
32:59Yeah
33:01Okay
33:04Well, um
33:06You're gonna have to get up first
33:07Because I'm gonna need your help
33:08Getting out of this thing
33:17But I'd never hire a housekeeper
33:19That good looking
33:21I mean
33:22Nick's gotta be banging her
33:23I would
33:24Yeah
33:25I knew you would
33:26Would she?
33:29Touche
33:29Hey, that's some serious hardware
33:31Check it out
33:34There you go
33:37Look at that, baby
33:39You can hold it
33:40You just can't put it with your finger
33:41Why not?
33:42Because you didn't win a fucking championship
33:44Now did you, Peter?
33:58Damn, Paul
34:00She's something else
34:01She's not bad, huh?
34:03Oh, yeah
34:05It's just a waitress
34:07At one of your restaurants?
34:08It's always good
34:08To have a bullpen
34:10What about you, Dom?
34:12All those young waitresses
34:13Chef must get first pick
34:14Come on
34:16It's not worth the fallout
34:18No?
34:19Kat and I've got something pretty great
34:24I really need to get divorced
34:27Hey, how's that going with Sam, by the way?
34:30You guys gonna be able to avoid the whole legal thing?
34:33Not likely
34:34She's bitter and jealous and greedy as fuck
34:37That bitch is trying to clean me out
34:39I made her a generous offer
34:40But her bullshit attorneys convinced her she deserves a bigger slice of the pie
34:44Tell you what
34:45She's not gonna get it
34:47Jesus, Paul
34:47Give it a rest
34:49What's your problem, Coop?
34:50She's the mother of your children
34:51Why you gotta talk like that?
34:53I guess we're just built different
34:54Nick, there's fucking the mother of your children
34:55And you brought him a fancy bottle of wine
34:57Okay, Paul, take it out
34:58Just keep it civil
34:59That chiseling whore is trying to clean me out
35:02Would she fall?
35:03I don't know
35:04If Sam let your fat ass fuck her
35:06With that tiny, sad little dick of yours
35:08Maybe she deserves a...
35:08Motherfucker!
35:09Motherfucker!
35:10Motherfucker!
35:12Motherfucker!
35:13I'll fucking kill you, Paul!
35:14I'll fucking kill you, Paul!
35:16And you'll fucking kill me!
35:17I'll fucking kill you!
35:18Don't!
35:19Yeah!
35:20Woo!
35:21Okay!
35:22Okay, everyone
35:23Now it's the party!
35:25You know what?
35:27A thousand bucks
35:28To anyone who can score on me
35:29Yeah
35:30Yeah!
35:30Who's feeling lucky?
35:31Oh, man
35:32Yeah, let's go downstairs!
35:36You know the definition
35:38Of a baller
35:40That's me
35:41C-H-I-N-T
35:44Tell the why
35:44Let me explain to you
35:45I'm a baller
35:47So high
35:48Roller, baby
35:50Baby, baby
35:51Shy, call
35:52That's right
35:53Ain't nobody getting crazy
35:55Driving crazy
35:56You a hater
35:57You a hater
35:58Why you trying to play that
36:00Baby, baby
36:01Baby, baby
36:03I'm a baller
36:05Girl, I know you do the nasty
36:08I can tell when you
36:09Walk past me
36:11And you're kinda lookin' flashy
36:13Earth things on your mind
36:14Just ask me
36:15I know my air related
36:17To the waski
36:18Rabbit
36:18Carrots all in it
36:20Jazzy
36:20It's a habit
36:21It's a habit of
36:21Whole world's my past
36:23Outside I got a
36:24Vans and jay
36:26Hopefully
36:26Like me
36:27Come on, man
36:28Come on, man
36:32Tonight
36:33Access denied
36:34Not today, motherfuckers!
36:37Not ever!
36:38Not in my house!
36:39All right, who's next?
36:40Can you take this?
36:41Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry
36:45Okay, okay, enough of that
36:48Jerry, you played D1, didn't you?
36:49Sure did
36:49Okay
36:51Hope you brought your A game
36:52All right, 100 bucks on Jerry
36:5410 to 1
36:54Who's got it?
36:55I'll take that action
36:58Come on, Jerry
37:00Come on, Jerry
37:01Oh, you gonna post me up, Jerry?
37:03Is that the plan?
37:04What, you think it's a pick-up game
37:05Give me that!
37:06Go, Keys!
37:08Come on, man
37:08Give me that!
37:10Go, Keys!
37:12Give me that!
37:13Give me that, Jerry!
37:15Yeah, I'll play defense, too
37:16This is what the people want
37:18Come on, Jerry
37:20There it is
37:21This is what the people want
37:22Come on, Jerry!
37:25Come on!
37:26Oh, shit!
37:27Oh, fuck!
37:28Oh, no, no, no, no
37:28Goddammit!
37:30Oh, shit!
37:30Oh, shit!
37:31I'm sorry, Jerry
37:32Hold on, let me just check it
37:33Oh, fuck!
37:36Hey, call 911
37:38This is bad
37:39Can I walk it off, man?
37:40Fuck!
37:41Shit, I'm sorry, Jerry
37:42Damn it
37:42It's all right
37:43Oh, I hate seeing shit like this
37:45Don't touch me
37:47Hey, Jerry!
38:00I can handle Paul fucking someone half his age
38:03I mean, it's shitty and cliche and pathetic
38:06But he's enough of a narcissist to believe some young thing pretending to be attracted to him
38:11But it's the recklessness of it
38:14I mean, that's what pisses me off
38:17I'm just lucky he didn't give me herpes
38:18The winter has herpes?
38:21No, I have no idea
38:22I'm just saying theoretically
38:23Theoretical herpes
38:25Um, anyone can see this girl is just a band-aid
38:30I mean, one day soon he's gonna wake up
38:32He's gonna look in the mirror
38:33And he's gonna realize that whatever his damage is, it's still there
38:39And also, after cheating on me, God knows how many times
38:42He's lawyering up as if I'm the one who committed the crime
38:46I mean
38:49I guess I have it easier with Coop
38:52Well, yeah, it's not really the same
38:54I mean, you're the Paul in your equation, right?
38:57What?
38:58No, I'm sorry
38:58I'm not trying to say that you're like Paul
39:01I just meant that you're the one who had the affair
39:03I mean, not that I'm judging you
39:05I mean, far from it
39:07I'm gonna stop talking now
39:08Oh my God, I'm Paul
39:09No, you're not Paul
39:11No, you're right
39:11I am the one who cheated
39:16But that was after years
39:19Years
39:21Of just trying to get Coop to
39:24Pay attention
39:25To us
39:29To me
39:35No matter what I tried
39:36The chasm between us got wider and wider
39:39And at a certain point
39:40There was nothing I could do
39:43So you fucked one of his best friends
39:46I'm sorry
39:47Wow
39:48I'm sorry
39:49It's the brownies
39:50It's the brownies
39:51It's not because I beat the shit out of you just now
39:54What?
39:55Oh my God, that is so cute
39:56That that's what you think happened
39:57That's really delusional
39:58If they hadn't stopped me
39:59I would have pushed you right through that wall
40:01You're so crazy
40:01I could kick your tight little Ivy League ass
40:04So fucking fast
40:05Are you kidding me?
40:06What?
40:07Look at my guns
40:07Look at my guns
40:08What guns?
40:09That is
40:09There's nothing
40:10Look at this
40:11Look at it
40:12Feel it
40:12Okay
40:12Feel it
40:13Let me feel it
40:14Can I just
40:15Ow!
40:15Ow!
40:16Oh my God
40:17Yeah
40:17Hey
40:18Okay, Mel
40:19Ow
40:20Ow
40:20Hey
40:20What the fuck are you getting
40:22So fast
40:22Can you
40:29What the fuck are you getting
40:32Come on
40:33Tap out
40:35That's not how tapping out works
40:37Ow
40:40Oh my God
40:41Oh my God
40:43Oh my God
40:53I started disappearing
40:56Becoming like one small part of his life
40:59Instead of the thing that mattered most
41:02It was like he only had so much space in him
41:04And I just wanted too much of it
41:08I don't think Coop has that space in him
41:15Maybe he did once
41:16But not anymore
41:20You have a lot of pent up aggression
41:22You really need to get laid soon
41:26Yeah
41:27I know
41:30Alright, I gotta go
41:35Yeah, me too
41:43Do you want to talk about the bag of cash?
41:45Nope
41:50You ever look at something you've been staring at for so long
41:55You suddenly realize you stopped seeing it a long time ago?
42:00What are we talking about?
42:03My life
42:09Oh shit
42:14Fuck Barney
42:19I am so sorry
42:21That's a prototype
42:22I am so sorry
42:27If you're in the market for metaphors
42:30Look no further than a man vomiting into a $30,000 toilet
42:33That isn't connected to any plumbing
42:39Though once you get into a certain frame of mind
42:41Everything in this town is a fucking metaphor
42:45Which can make it really hard to figure out what, if anything, is real
43:17Have a good day
43:22Hey, Hunter.
43:50Hey, you.
43:51Hey.
43:52I stopped by your house.
43:54Saw Allie.
43:55She said you'd be out here.
43:56She's living with you now?
43:58Yeah, she's going through some stuff.
43:59I didn't want her to be alone.
44:01That's a lot to take on.
44:03Well, I'm all she has.
44:06She has me too, Coop.
44:07I hope you know that.
44:12Nick says you're not at Bailey anymore?
44:14Yeah, I'm starting with a new fund out of the UAE.
44:18Less oversight, better upside.
44:20Just like that?
44:21Time for a change.
44:23You were Bailey for a long time.
44:24Yeah, well, you were with me for a long time, weren't you?
44:26Okay, Coop.
44:27Don't worry, you'll get your checks.
44:29Oh, fuck you.
44:30What do you want from me, huh?
44:32What?
44:33Tell me.
44:34You've just become impossible to talk to.
44:36Yeah, here you are, still trying to do it.
44:41I've been thinking about getting a professional coach for Tori.
44:44It's about a thousand a week.
44:45I just want to jump in a fight.
44:46I am her coach.
44:48And she works here with Eddie.
44:50She's doing just fun.
44:50I know. I'm talking about a professional.
44:52You're talking about one of Nick's guys, huh?
44:53This isn't about Nick.
44:54This is about what's best for Tori.
44:56The next few months are critical, and you know how badly she wants a chance to play for Princeton.
44:59She doesn't need a professional coach.
45:02At the very least, she needs someone who shows up.
45:04I show up.
45:05No, Coop.
45:05You come around just enough to convince yourself that you do.
45:08And you know what?
45:09It's one thing for you to not show up for me, but you damn well better show up for her.
45:15You understand?
45:16Anything else?
45:42You got a lot of watches here, Mr. Sperling.
45:44Why would a thief take only the one?
45:47That one alone is worth 225 grand.
45:51So, the thief didn't want to be greedy.
45:54The fact that the other watches are here makes me wonder if you might have misplaced it.
46:00Who misplaces a watch?
46:01It's that expensive.
46:02I don't know.
46:04Maybe the same person who buys one.
46:06What?
46:08You got a picture of that watch?
46:10Yes.
46:10And ownership papers.
46:12I'll be right back.
46:17You got a beef with this guy?
46:19Just trying to help him find his watch.
46:20You think we're actually going to find it?
46:21I don't know.
46:22But we're going to make it a priority.
46:25Really?
46:26No.
46:26Not really.
46:44The paper clip, now wired to the battery pack, will act as a tensioner.
46:49Now, get a tensioner, slotted in position.
46:54Only a centimeter in.
46:56Don't force it.
46:58The wreck may as well be a pinbrick.
47:01Now, we're going to introduce our voltage.
47:06And if that doesn't work, there's always brute force.
47:18My shrink would have had a field day unpacking the fact that I was stealing from the guy who slept
47:23with my wife.
47:27But I didn't have a shrink.
47:30What I did have was a YouTube tutorial.
47:32Nick's championship ring.
47:34And the notion that, all things considered, I was getting pretty good at this.
47:44Or not.
48:28And the notion that, all things considered, I was getting pretty good at this.
48:38And the notion that, all things considered, I was getting pretty good at this.
49:08And if that's what I wanted to do.
49:08Shown.
49:08I got it.
49:10I was getting pretty good at this.
49:10But then, I was getting pretty good at this.
49:11So now, I got it.
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