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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess! FULL DRAMA 2026 [Full Movie] [Ranked]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:22Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:42Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:54No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:08Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:12in need?
00:01:25You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:30run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right.
00:01:43Right.
00:01:44Rewrites the wronged.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:52See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:58Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:05For the funcion and the kill out in your mirror up her eyes!
00:02:09Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:02:13A stitcher everywhere!
00:02:21Hey!
00:02:25Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:26Please.
00:02:27military family basically owns the entire global stock market. He's so hot. Does he come with the
00:02:33money? Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him. Money, fame, power. It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie? Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in. Grandma! I'm dying!
00:02:57Save me, Trixie! Grandma? Grandma. When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma. And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why
00:03:11I haven't been married yet. Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like
00:03:20you. We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25No!
00:03:35Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:38Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:42Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:45No. The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:50What the... Oh, geez. This is giving me a migraine now. Are you telling me to pray to God because
00:03:55we've been doing that? I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:00Okay. Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to. Cleo, stay right
00:04:11here for a second. Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:17Hold still.
00:04:24What? My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry
00:04:30you. Come on. Come on.
00:04:32Oh!
00:04:45How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:54Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:57Don't worry, General. I'm the Angel Herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of
00:05:03the East. I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:24I have no clue what this is.
00:05:28Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:36Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:38I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:50He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:52Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this
00:05:57is.
00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've
00:06:03all failed. If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:10Who?
00:06:14The goddess of healing.
00:06:18Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess, you.
00:06:22That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:40If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:45bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:57There's no need.
00:07:12I'll save your son.
00:07:15Who the hell is she?
00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:18She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:22How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:33Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:36I bet it has fleas.
00:07:38That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:49Don't touch him.
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:59I'll take it from here.
00:08:01Could you hold this?
00:08:02Oh, you're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:10I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:29Ew! Disgusting.
00:08:31Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:33Security!
00:08:34Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now. Let's go.
00:08:38If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:56All right. I'll give you a shot.
00:08:59But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:18Devin, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No. Miss Trixie.
00:09:22My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:37Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:10:08Who says I want to marry him?
00:10:17Oh, okay.
00:10:20What's happening?
00:10:22What are we doing?
00:10:33What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv.
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane?
00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:57Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:15This?
00:11:22It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:27What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:11:31The rod of a sepulis?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have
00:11:45studied for years?
00:11:46We are all certified.
00:11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:06Oh.
00:12:06And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:08Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:19But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:24What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:26I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:34You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:39I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:50which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:54Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh my God.
00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:02I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:05Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:09What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, you'll break your hands.
00:13:24And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:41There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:45Don't worry.
00:13:46I got this.
00:13:49It's a deal.
00:13:51I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:12Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:24I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:35Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:39What for?
00:14:39Don't listen to her.
00:14:42She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:14:54you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:58What?
00:14:59Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:06Hey, don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:11Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you,
00:15:15you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:17Oh, yeah?
00:15:18Hey, you want to see real pain?
00:15:19Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:22With pleasure.
00:15:33Oh!
00:15:35Oh!
00:15:39Left leaves the wrong for left.
00:15:45You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives,
00:15:59but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course!
00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:13If I want to save someone,
00:16:15even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:33Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:36I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way,
00:16:39angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call...
00:16:43malpractice.
00:16:45This isn't fatal.
00:16:46She'll live.
00:16:47But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:01Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:02Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:11General Armstrong,
00:17:12your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:16Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on.
00:17:21You two are going in there alone?
00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked,
00:17:28then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30All right.
00:17:31But I warn you,
00:17:33no funny business.
00:17:35Hmm.
00:17:59Hmm.
00:18:03Hmm.
00:18:06Hmm.
00:18:08Hmm.
00:18:09Hmm.
00:18:14Hmm.
00:18:16Hmm.
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:40armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:52stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that
00:18:59we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life
00:19:05on the streets are you shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know
00:19:13her you don't know her background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to
00:19:18go in and stop this now you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now
00:19:23james let's go yes sir
00:19:28oh my
00:19:35i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:03you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:10i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:17steal the
00:20:18hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive
00:20:21oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:31you regain consciousness
00:20:43help me i just want
00:20:49something's wrong
00:20:53you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:56lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:10sir
00:21:10the swat team is here captain morales my son is trapped behind there with a devious man eating
00:21:20witch i need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong
00:21:26we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:33right
00:21:34he writes the wrong
00:21:39human
00:21:43who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:47good you're awake i'm saving you
00:21:51saving me by bathing with me
00:21:54who are you you're a fucking spy talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:02you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stripper
00:22:06i will never
00:22:07oh really
00:22:22look who's guilty now
00:22:25look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:31attracted to
00:22:33a naked woman and her breasts it's science okay it just means that my body oh shut up
00:22:41you distracted me with your friend and i'm a professional
00:22:45i hear lysander's voice captain do something now ready
00:22:55we're almost there
00:22:57aim
00:22:59get him boys get him
00:23:02fire
00:23:06fire
00:23:22those davis smells
00:23:24how is this possible it's it's not even a scratch
00:23:27i told you this is dark magic
00:23:30of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:32no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's not the dark witch
00:23:37young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho doesn't even have the
00:23:43skills to make a living how is she going to save someone else's life that's right the queen
00:23:48angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no one can
00:23:54except for the goddess healer think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a
00:23:59coma for two years miss trixie must have woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe
00:24:06the goddess
00:24:08maybe this homeless girl is really the god no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is
00:24:16better than us how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss
00:24:21tricksy you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:28it's called borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient but only temporarily it's
00:24:35a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:43i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't
00:24:49deserve this he is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's
00:24:56up to
00:24:56me the witch doctor only i know the right techniques to take her down my son's life is in your
00:25:04hands
00:25:05you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires i don't know who you are but there is
00:25:12no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me this is it the finishing touch
00:25:21i must now give you the kiss of life so we can both survive
00:25:44it's poison gas the poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:51poison gas my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers
00:25:58like her only care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the
00:26:05poison on your son and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both
00:26:11of us
00:26:11killed i knew they promised you that i'd save you it's now or never
00:26:31what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:37there you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me if your
00:26:44brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the
00:26:49door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie wouldn't have to do
00:26:55that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking way too long
00:27:01captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:08bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back son
00:27:16ready hey oh
00:27:18quit your whining and stand down
00:27:37the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:43i said stand down don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just
00:27:50saved this
00:27:51man that otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease
00:27:57spreading tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:03you can see for yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling
00:28:10general if you won't punish her i will
00:28:16don't hurt her
00:28:28his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:35there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:46miss trixie did it dad my sanders warm again he's not cold and pale like before and his heart is
00:28:52strong come feel it i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical advice from those
00:29:01with ill will your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:06i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic
00:29:12again wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field
00:29:19of
00:29:19medicine than the queen angel and iron
00:29:23the goddess healer
00:29:28could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:34over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am
00:29:40what matters is that the patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your
00:29:46wish of saving your brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to
00:29:52you yet he's right we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take
00:29:58you as
00:29:58a wife if you cured him and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:04oh i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:14already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:20and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just got lucky with your
00:30:28brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but you're still lysander's
00:30:33savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really i don't need anything
00:30:41i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:47trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:54i must go
00:31:01hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie
00:31:07it was just dumb luck she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have
00:31:13been the richest woman in the world marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:21i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:26oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:45you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their
00:31:51licenses no we're not brides no she's just better than us oh my god
00:32:01we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh she's no average jane no she isn't she said it
00:32:07was just dumb luck but if she truly had these special skills why did she wear that
00:32:12shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll but think about the impenetrable walls no
00:32:17normal person could have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't care i have never met a
00:32:23woman like that i have to find her i have to make her my life she won my heart over
00:32:27too but if my bestest
00:32:29big bro wants her i'll help you find her all right listen i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:40i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:48now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years he was dumb enough to put my
00:32:54name
00:32:55on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one wants some serious
00:32:58fuck you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:12grandma beatrice trixie amori i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you
00:33:19for your best friend marissa in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:32you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed
00:33:39yet you
00:33:40cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home do you have no shame
00:33:46we
00:33:47were together for three years and uh it was a complete waste of my life when i could have been
00:33:51with a loaded girl like marissa that's how much she would owe me if i was in the rent the
00:34:01boyfriend
00:34:01business i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:12oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:22she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:28and you you're still nothing so you think she's an upgrade of course she's an upgrade
00:34:35look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential
00:34:45contract i gave her you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact marissa you and
00:34:58your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:07oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard you two are the ungrateful cheating
00:35:15scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:35:23how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that level poor edna she still doesn't
00:35:31know what you're doing out there on the streets huh what is he talking about you see show her bob
00:35:42this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:47she was begging on the street for money i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you even
00:35:54if
00:35:55you got no game i got street cred i gotta keep you dig the word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:00and you're
00:36:01one to speak cheater is this true tricksy i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how
00:36:13regular everyday people live so that i can help them of course those without substance underneath
00:36:20would never understand that what is that supposed to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an
00:36:25upgrade is actually a downgrade enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get
00:36:35on with their lives
00:36:48at your wedding i will
00:36:52if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:36:57why should i do good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to
00:37:04you
00:37:05fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever
00:37:12again do you remember that
00:37:20i'll give you my best friend
00:37:20tricksy marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their
00:37:27wedding grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:34trillions that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i
00:37:43inherited from the sepulius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:50that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer
00:37:55it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you but please tricksy dear i know it
00:38:03must have broken your heart but embellishing your worth and who you are it will only delay the healing
00:38:10process you don't have to believe me just yet after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the
00:38:16money for their medical bills i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:23that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity you've always had
00:38:28an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right who actually deserves you
00:38:36you will see tomorrow grandma oh yeah
00:38:45you said tricksy's crashing your wedding she was bullying us too salsa she's probably trying to extort
00:38:52you now that she knows you're rich as fuck when nobody steps on snake snake bites back hard so let
00:38:59her come and
00:39:00embarrass herself yeah you mean we broadcast that video yes her cave woman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:14she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:18against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:30there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:38sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:43he served with your regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:48well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir so she
00:39:52waited for him for years and then he betrayed her fucking coward according to intel she's planning to
00:39:58bring it down on them at their wedding then we should join her men i'm only alive today because of
00:40:04that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join
00:40:09me and protecting her yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her sir and let's roll
00:40:30welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and budge not only are we getting
00:40:36married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing my
00:40:41biomedical company to go public congratulations on the contract once again mrs like him still but
00:40:51is taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho you are the secretary of the
00:40:57entire u.s health department but this is a party after all i see some of the most important people
00:41:03in the
00:41:03nation have also arrived to celebrate you the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you
00:41:11the contract herself it's an honor that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:19we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:25not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:51you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train
00:41:57wreck
00:41:58i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she um this is our uh entertainment
00:42:03for tonight sir just watch
00:42:08trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost i bet she's here to bum
00:42:13a meal off us you know being this poor me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was i
00:42:21who bankrolled
00:42:22you two for the last three years and what evidence do you have of that look at me then go
00:42:26look at
00:42:27yourself in the mirror i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second
00:42:33now to congratulate me and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat this is sasa she's like so obsessed
00:42:39nice to see everyone butch already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that
00:42:48she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is what poor sad girls do they
00:42:54beg for scraps
00:42:55from us the rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't
00:43:02bite the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:12you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:43:19have a pool to get the us president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble
00:43:26beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize
00:43:32now that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what
00:43:39us
00:43:39rich girls do they steal from lame spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa
00:43:48tramples you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold
00:43:55digger quick somebody put that on a memoir so she's embarrassing me in front of everyone she'll make
00:44:00yourself don't listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood sucking leech i don't even have
00:44:06to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:12you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you know what
00:44:18i
00:44:18always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies to make you and
00:44:25girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie because i've got
00:44:30the material goods and you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be chosen because i'm the
00:44:37one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:52oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:44:58the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:04you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest
00:45:11home you try to swindle from me see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have
00:45:19the guts to go all the way look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:23and here
00:45:24she is like a good little uh peasant slave that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:33you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:47you misunderstand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you i'm giving it to charity
00:46:00bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she
00:46:05can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just toss
00:46:09away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me uh i i know what this is you've gotten
00:46:15delusional
00:46:16and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will
00:46:21scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman
00:46:27doesn't leave until we're through with her this is where your dreams will die
00:46:37we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the
00:46:41wickham wedding right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:50you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:57including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war
00:47:03hero he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled
00:47:09unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like
00:47:16general lysander armstrong no one here is gonna believe you have you really cured the incurable
00:47:21general then sasa is the virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be humiliated trixie
00:47:28you show them much see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a reloading beggar
00:47:42she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:49sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:47:57president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you
00:48:03like a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the
00:48:08poor
00:48:08do you see this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're
00:48:15as accomplished as me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:21maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:26i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which is why i came
00:48:31here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing but no
00:48:37you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:48:44like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services well then
00:48:52why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back no man will
00:48:58marry
00:48:58an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making me my personal prostitute
00:49:16oh how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:23don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be able to
00:49:28save
00:49:28you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell of a blowjob in
00:49:40front of
00:49:40everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one to fuck i
00:49:45don't
00:49:45need to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could
00:49:50crush you before you even touch me dream on you wish general eye center scooped you off your feet but
00:49:58you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough you're souring my party so
00:50:04you either get the out or i'm gonna shoot you on the count of three i think i quite like
00:50:11it here two
00:50:12two
00:50:23hmm this wine is so delicious one shoot
00:50:30nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:40it's it's
00:50:51who the hell is this
00:50:56i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you
00:50:59no i'm fine but um when did i become your future wife
00:51:06you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word
00:51:10they're never gonna hurt you ever again really it was nothing
00:51:15i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:25i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys a lovey dove
00:51:30don't
00:51:31try to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman of
00:51:35virtue that a man
00:51:36would die for
00:51:40don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash no man who in a hundred foot pole
00:51:47would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:51:54i see her in the marines
00:51:58i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now
00:52:04that she's
00:52:05all cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:10oh my real man never talks about a woman that way you're a coward
00:52:30we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:34you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:38you're only getting off with it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never
00:52:42coming near her again you understand you want to with me a little dipshit i'm a major
00:52:48you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really not know who this
00:52:54is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole time if you don't
00:52:58know
00:52:58who this war hero is he was just a supply boy war hero is this all part of your plan
00:53:08trixie poor
00:53:10girl did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself a woman's worth
00:53:15is tied to the man she marries trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:23a bum girl and a pimp what a pair it seems like they don't know who you are since you've
00:53:29been out
00:53:30of action for so long maybe we should try to play some of some more don't you think bring in
00:53:36the wedding gifts
00:53:44what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:53:51but i know that we shared a moment
00:53:56i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:54:00nature
00:54:01i'm like somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman like you so incredible and kind
00:54:13and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me this guy's either nuts or a really really good
00:54:22actor
00:54:24oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:33trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:54:40million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second guess
00:54:48this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy
00:54:56actor it must be that used they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got
00:55:01nothing left why sander i really don't care for any of us look i i know i know that you
00:55:07are the
00:55:08farthest thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um well
00:55:30clio hey oh my god you found my dog
00:55:41Trixie, I'm just a man
00:55:42But with you, it's so much more
00:55:45Trixie Amore
00:55:49Will you marry me?
00:55:53You know I can't say no to this doggo
00:55:58Yes, I will marry you
00:56:16Go, go, power couple
00:56:19Okay, stop
00:56:21The only power couple here is Butch and I
00:56:25Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:56:29No man in their right mind
00:56:32Would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:35Hey
00:56:36I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:37But I'm making this woman my wife
00:56:39Which means that she will be treated as
00:56:42And cherished as
00:56:43The most precious woman on earth
00:56:45Understand?
00:56:50You still don't realize
00:56:51That my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:56:54This is General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:04As if
00:57:05Like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:08Would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:57:11Yes, the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:14Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England
00:57:17Than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:20I bet my life you're all just actors
00:57:23Then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:25Come on, Lysander
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:27Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:29What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:31The elites
00:57:32Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:35She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:38Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum
00:57:42She's utterly unmarriable
00:57:47I can dispose of them
00:57:48In other means if you don't prefer violence
00:57:51I'd handle them myself, but
00:57:55I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:57:57Go ahead, Lysander
00:58:05Yes, hello, this is Lysander
00:58:07Please bankrupt the Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:11Oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:58:13Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:23Uh, hello?
00:58:25Yes
00:58:27What?
00:58:33I'm bankrupt
00:58:42Hey, hey, are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:46That was a real call?
00:58:47People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:58:49My company's dead
00:58:50It evaporated
00:58:52It's a thin air
00:58:56That's impossible
00:58:58Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:59:00Secretary Cho
00:59:02You said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:04And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:08Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:11Then that means
00:59:15You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:17The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:21Drake sees Mary
00:59:22The famed war hero
00:59:24The man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:29Now you believe me
00:59:30Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:34There's got to be some trick to this
00:59:36You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:47I know why you're all over Trixie
00:59:50Because you've been in the military for so long
00:59:52You don't know what a real woman can do for you
00:59:54Let me take you to my wedding chamber
00:59:56And I'll show you a good time
01:00:00Do you have your hands for me
01:00:02Or I'll have them removed for you
01:00:03I would never be interested in a woman
01:00:10Who's as vile and cruel and wicked
01:00:13As you are
01:00:14Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:18Sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:21I don't blame her at all
01:00:22Your double standards are incredible
01:00:24Okay, you don't want me
01:00:26Fine
01:00:27But there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:29I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:3118 years old
01:00:33Fresh for the taking
01:00:41I did that so you wouldn't have to
01:00:43Miss Trixie
01:00:44Thank you, Devin
01:00:47Marissa
01:00:47Not only have you backstabbed me
01:00:49Your best friend
01:00:51By stealing my fiance
01:00:53But now you'd sell out other innocent girls
01:00:55Just to get your company back
01:00:57You're an insult to all good women out there
01:00:59No, to all of humanity
01:01:01So now
01:01:01Everything that I've ever given you to
01:01:04I'm taking it all back
01:01:08Wait, everyone
01:01:09Stop
01:01:12They're imposters
01:01:17I just got off the phone with the president
01:01:19And she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:21Because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:24So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:27The goddess healer?
01:01:28You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage
01:01:30In the field of medicine
01:01:31Approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:34Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have
01:01:37In the field of health and medicine
01:01:38The goddess healer's motto is
01:01:40The right rewrites the wrong
01:01:42The left leave the wrong
01:01:44The left
01:01:45That means she's rewarding me
01:01:47The president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:01:50In fact, she's on her way now
01:01:55So you're telling me
01:01:56This dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:01:59Isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:01Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president and the goddess healer
01:02:05Approves of my products
01:02:06Who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:08We can break his legs
01:02:09Break his arms
01:02:10No one would even bat an eye
01:02:11She even gave us explicit permission
01:02:13To call upon secret services
01:02:15FBI
01:02:17FBI
01:02:18You're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:21And identity theft
01:02:23Gotcha
01:02:28Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
01:02:31No, don't arrest her
01:02:33Trixie's a good person
01:02:35Please, officer, don't arrest her
01:02:37Grandma
01:02:37Mr. Rogers
01:02:39Mrs. Williams
01:02:40What are you all doing here?
01:02:41The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:44We were worried
01:02:45So we came here to back you up
01:02:47Listen, officer
01:02:48I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:02:52She's very kind-hearted
01:02:53And would never break the law
01:02:55Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:02:58Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:02She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:05My fiancé really is an incredible woman
01:03:08She's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:15You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:19My brother is not a criminal
01:03:21He's a war hero
01:03:22Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:25Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:28And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:03:32General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:36And we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:38So this must be an imposter
01:03:41I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:45I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:03:51If you want to arrest me, fine
01:03:54But don't fuck with my fiancé
01:03:55You don't get to decide, punk
01:03:57Let's go
01:04:21Get him
01:04:22If you can
01:04:51Get him
01:05:14Is that enough pain?
01:05:15Or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:31Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:35Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:37He's so manly.
01:05:39Much better than your last one.
01:05:41I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:44It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:49She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:05:51and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:56I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:05:59Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:02Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:05Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:08See, Trixie?
01:06:09You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me,
01:06:13even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:15We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:20because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat, Kate!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:35Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:37Attack!
01:06:38Attack!
01:06:43Attack!
01:06:54You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:03What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was.
01:07:06I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding.
01:07:09Attack!
01:07:10Attack!
01:07:16Oh, damn it!
01:07:17Damn it, damn it.
01:07:20You forgot I had a gun, too.
01:07:23That'll teach you for messing with the wig hams.
01:07:25Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:27We're quartered.
01:07:28I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:36They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:45Right rewrites the road.
01:07:56Holy fuck!
01:07:58Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:08Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:10See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:13No, please.
01:08:14I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:18Sure.
01:08:20You hear that?
01:08:21She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:24She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:31Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:44But you're close.
01:08:45Oh, bullshit.
01:08:47I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:08:52You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:08:54Then let's see you try.
01:08:55Charge!
01:08:56Charge!
01:09:05The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:14I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:19You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:20What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:24We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:25She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:28Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:31I will.
01:09:35Left leaves the wrong path.
01:09:37Left.
01:09:38Left.
01:09:44I'm fine.
01:09:45Nothing happens.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:48Oh, please.
01:09:49I really wanna die.
01:09:51And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops.
01:09:56Just frosted again.
01:09:58Whoops.
01:09:58And again.
01:10:00Nothing's happening.
01:10:02Stop.
01:10:03Stop.
01:10:04Stop.
01:10:07Stop.
01:10:11No.
01:10:15What did you do to my brother?
01:10:17I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:27Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:29Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:31How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:33See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:38Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:49Please!
01:10:50You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:53Oh, please.
01:10:54You hurt us first.
01:10:56At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:59But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:08You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:11You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:16When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:21Don't touch my wife.
01:11:25And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie, but when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking
01:11:36truck.
01:11:37That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:40Oh, really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:45You've got nothing on me.
01:11:50Yes.
01:11:51Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess!
01:11:59Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:02Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP.
01:12:08We're leaving now.
01:12:12Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:16God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:19I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:22You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23As Secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming,
01:12:27Ms. Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:30Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:36There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:42She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:45so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:48No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:51Reversing time just to heal someone's wound,
01:12:54only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:56Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:01Oh, I love you.
01:13:04Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:10and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:15Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:19I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:28Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:32It ain't working.
01:13:33You can't just fake the...
01:13:37Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:40It's like real magic.
01:13:42Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:47And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:55No.
01:13:56Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:13:59You saved me.
01:14:01Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:08We'll riot against, do you know?
01:14:10No, tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:13Tear her apart!
01:14:14Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:18The vice president arrives!
01:14:35Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:41You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:43Wait, what?
01:14:45He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:48No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:51Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:52This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:58But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:02Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:04What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:11And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
01:15:17And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:21He is the general.
01:15:24Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:26Did you hear that?
01:15:27Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:32So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:35We got the VP and the president.
01:15:37On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:43Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:45This is treason!
01:15:46Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:54Hurry!
01:15:55The goddess healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:01My brother is a war hero.
01:16:03He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:09Enough!
01:16:09You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:13Not just your brother.
01:16:16Yeah.
01:16:17It's okay.
01:16:19Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:22I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:29I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:34I truly saved a good man.
01:16:42I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.
01:16:45And what can you do about it?
01:16:47Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:50My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:59There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:01Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:03Despicable!
01:17:04What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting powers.
01:17:09Ms. Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:18Oh!
01:17:28Shoot!
01:17:29Wait, that's the president!
01:17:40What the hell?
01:17:43Hey, idiots!
01:17:45Oh, my gosh!
01:17:47Oh, my gosh!
01:17:52I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:17:55That was...
01:17:56They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:59What is this?
01:18:01Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:05This is a war crime.
01:18:06These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:09You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:12I have the presidential contract.
01:18:13With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:20What are you doing?
01:18:21Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:24That is easy.
01:18:26There's no need.
01:18:28I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:46What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:49It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:52She...
01:18:53She...
01:18:54She is...
01:18:55She is a criminal!
01:18:57Don't worry, Madam President.
01:18:58We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:02Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:05What are you talking about?
01:19:07The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:20This contract?
01:19:22Yeah!
01:19:23Yes!
01:19:23Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:42My contract, you bitch!
01:19:44And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:00There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:05Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:11Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:14And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:16So prepare yourself.
01:20:17Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:21What are you going to do?
01:20:22The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:29You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:39I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:53Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:20:59You wish, you idiot!
01:21:03I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:09I don't understand.
01:21:10I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:16And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only.
01:21:27And it's...
01:21:31Her.
01:21:43Whaaaaat?
01:21:48Welcome, goddess
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:03How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:06Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:13To help those in need
01:22:15And make sure the man I chose loved me for me
01:22:18No, so that means
01:22:20The billion dollar contract
01:22:22It was you who gave it to me?
01:22:24She took it away just like that
01:22:27That was her golden ticket
01:22:29You were once my fiancé and best friend
01:22:31But after everything you've done
01:22:33I'm officially getting ties with you both
01:22:36No, please, I swear
01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex-wife
01:22:39It doesn't matter
01:22:43It doesn't matter who she is
01:22:44Trixie has a heart of gold
01:22:45She's an amazing person
01:22:47And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her
01:22:51She's gonna be my wife
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet
01:23:01I love you
01:23:15All her goals
01:23:16All her clothes
01:23:18All that could have been mine
01:23:20This is all your fault
01:23:21This is all your fault
01:23:22This is all
01:23:22You seduce me
01:23:23Don't help me
01:23:25You were the one that came onto me
01:23:27You himbo
01:23:28Please, Trixie
01:23:30Give me another chance
01:23:32I want to be rich again
01:23:34I'll be your slave
01:23:35I'll kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:37What?
01:23:38You've had your chance to apologize
01:23:40But it's too late now
01:23:41All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself
01:23:46You two should be locked up
01:23:48And she shall
01:23:50For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:23:52Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham
01:23:56It's all your fault, Marissa
01:23:57I never loved you
01:23:59It's your fault
01:24:00I was only with you for your money
01:24:02I can't
01:24:02You were rich
01:24:04I'll send yourself out
01:24:07Rest assured goddess
01:24:09We will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness just like you
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:17That is why I saved you
01:24:20With these healing hands
01:24:21I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time
01:24:25Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:33Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now
01:24:36Yes
01:24:37Well
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:41Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:46I do
01:24:46I do
01:24:47You may kiss the bride
01:24:55Let's just answer this guys
01:24:55Hopefully
01:24:56I'llweek
01:24:56You
01:24:56I love this universe
01:24:56You
01:24:56Canously
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