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00:00:08buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about
00:00:21dick okay I'm just nervous to lose my virginity it's mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my
00:00:29favorite customer did he hear okay don't think about dick especially now Luke's dick especially
00:00:38now about Luke's probably really big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe
00:00:45with non-fat milk right you're perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike sorry I didn't
00:00:53know you're coming I would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here
00:00:58to
00:01:11see my girl my coffee right right sorry
00:01:25oh my god Mikey don't laugh we're so mean we'll help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:32I'm sorry no baby I'll see you look great my bad my bad my bad come here don't worry about
00:01:46that
00:01:46I do it all the time let me remake your coffee
00:01:57right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks oh my god look at
00:02:06her throwing
00:02:07herself at the campus doctor like she's such a slut as if someone as hot as him would want her
00:02:12yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find someone as cute as Sophie looks like she's not
00:02:19very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee or having sex oh come on oh my god are we
00:02:31talking to the oldest virgin on campus so uh you're a virgin oh be careful Mikey I think we have
00:02:46a stage
00:02:46five clinger right here Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what I
00:02:56literally don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week gonorrhea last
00:03:01month you should be more careful who you sleep with especially while you're on the medication oh my god
00:03:06what he it was just chlamydia oh fuck you all sounds like she already did
00:03:14oh yeah
00:03:32I'm really really sorry I really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:36he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:41shit my appointment I gotta go sorry
00:03:48all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic
00:03:52exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie he
00:04:03a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:11good morning miss tisdale
00:04:17it's luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:38don't worry i'm full of the doctor titty chant as it's your first time right my first time miss tisdale
00:04:44is it yes nice to meet you dr miller nice to meet me pretty sure we've met a couple times
00:04:50already grind me
00:04:52i mean the coffee shop grind me
00:04:56oh no he remembers me
00:04:59so you are here looking for a prescription for birth control
00:05:03yes
00:05:04that asshole
00:05:05yes
00:05:07i cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind
00:05:11of unwanted pregnancies right
00:05:12i mean i'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy
00:05:15i will use a condom
00:05:19i'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all he's not good for you
00:05:22dr. miller i'm not sure
00:05:23nurse can you grab me a spectrum please
00:05:25yes dr. miller
00:05:27i'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do
00:05:30i'm ready
00:05:32i think i'm ready
00:05:34mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me
00:05:38so
00:05:38you know what i'm sorry that i overstepped the boundaries there uh let's get started with a breast exam
00:05:47breast exam
00:05:50breast exam
00:05:51if you're uncomfortable i can always get a different doctor
00:05:53no it's i like it it's fine
00:06:00uh it's probably easier to lay back
00:06:06it's okay
00:06:10it's okay
00:06:10stop thinking about losing your virginity
00:06:13stop it
00:06:14stop
00:06:15my head's cold
00:06:16no they're perfect
00:06:19stop embarrassing yourself
00:06:21there's no way i'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:26there are no abnormalities
00:06:31thank you luke
00:06:33dr. miller
00:06:34that wasn't so bad
00:06:35uh sophie can you put your feet up and serve for me
00:06:43okay yes i've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:52so i need you to relax for me
00:06:54all right you're doing good
00:06:58i wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:07all right i'm gonna be inserting a speculum i'm gonna swab on your servants i need you to relax on
00:07:16me
00:07:20so do you like younger women
00:07:24i mean as your students because you work on campus
00:07:27no my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually so my great-grandfather's
00:07:36honor i donated a few hours of my time at clinic
00:07:38oh
00:07:39duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing
00:07:43last thing last thing i'm gonna touch your abdomen
00:07:46just to check on your internal organs
00:07:47all right
00:07:50relax for me
00:07:51relax for me you're doing good
00:07:52his fingers literally inside of me
00:07:55oh my gosh
00:08:02i think i just had an orgasm
00:08:05oh my gosh
00:08:06did he
00:08:06did he
00:08:08all right
00:08:10he's so noticed
00:08:12oh my god
00:08:13everything looks good
00:08:14no hard memoralities
00:08:15all right
00:08:17we'll be right back
00:08:25is that a freaking wet spot
00:08:30i can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:37all right
00:08:38all right so here's your break
00:08:44should i bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:49she's my patient
00:08:57mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight
00:09:01you are so graphic
00:09:05speaking of sperm
00:09:07i assume your appointment went okay
00:09:09you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:12luke
00:09:13are you serious
00:09:15you got a finger by the
00:09:16the doctor who buys coffee from you
00:09:19the luke
00:09:20sophie you're a freak
00:09:23so is he like good with his fingers or
00:09:27shut up everybody
00:09:28shit
00:09:29he's so sexy
00:09:31maybe i should schedule my pap smear
00:09:33okay
00:09:33don't worry
00:09:35okay
00:09:36tonight's gonna be amazing okay sophie
00:09:39yes
00:09:39come on
00:09:40let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:42i hope mike's worth it sophie
00:09:52why do i even care
00:09:58yo
00:09:58ready to fork over a grant tonight
00:10:00is that
00:10:02sophie's boyfriend
00:10:06you're not winning any bet tonight buddy
00:10:08you're dating a nun
00:10:10she's never gonna let you smash i'm calling it
00:10:13dude
00:10:13she's low-key a slut
00:10:16i just can't prove it
00:10:18you will soon
00:10:21you're gonna film her
00:10:22dude you're sick
00:10:28what if she doesn't let you hit
00:10:31a little bit of this
00:10:33and she's gonna go feral
00:10:38yo that 1500 is mine
00:10:40just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:44don't get involved luke
00:10:46you're just your customer and doctor
00:10:51hey
00:10:52you need to pay
00:10:56fuck
00:10:57my eyes what the fuck
00:10:58where's your fucking friend live
00:11:00before i call the cops
00:11:04kaylee avenue apartment 2
00:11:05i need to get to sophie
00:11:14the lady
00:11:32you're nervous
00:11:35why do i feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than i did with my freaking gynecologist
00:11:43you're nervous
00:11:45i'm a little nervous
00:11:47don't be
00:11:49you know my cherries i popped
00:11:55wait
00:11:56what
00:11:58i'm sorry i forgot to start my birth control
00:12:00we're gonna have to wait i'm sorry mike
00:12:02i can't do this
00:12:05are you kidding me
00:12:07i'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month
00:12:10mike why would you say something like that
00:12:12i'm going home
00:12:14i'm going home
00:12:18there is
00:12:20there is
00:12:23the hell you are
00:12:25not until
00:12:26i
00:12:27get something
00:12:28no
00:12:29no
00:12:33stop me
00:12:34stop
00:12:35me
00:12:42who the fuck invited you
00:12:44who the fuck invited you
00:12:47dr miller
00:12:49hey sophie
00:12:50hey
00:12:51hey
00:12:55hey sophie
00:12:56hey
00:12:58hey
00:12:58hey can you hear me
00:12:59did you take something
00:13:01what's up grandpa
00:13:02and who the fuck invited
00:13:07listen up dumbass
00:13:08making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you
00:13:11i go to an ivy league asshole
00:13:12if you want her you can have her
00:13:14i got plenty of pussy to choose from
00:13:17what's so funny
00:13:18you don't go to an ivy league school anymore brother
00:13:20says who
00:13:20you ever study at miller hall
00:13:22yeah
00:13:25i'm dr luke miller
00:13:26my family is the biggest donor to the university since
00:13:29ever
00:13:30that means i got the dean on speed dial
00:13:33i'm dead
00:13:34you just pissed your future away brother
00:13:36wait
00:13:37wait
00:13:37wait
00:13:38wait wait wait no no no
00:13:40and you can let your buddy jake know too
00:13:42no no no
00:13:43please can we talk about this it was just a joke
00:13:45oh you wanna talk
00:13:50hey
00:13:52hey come on
00:14:09she's either really wasted or drugged
00:14:11either way it's not good
00:14:18you stole me from my date
00:14:21i can see the right you asshole
00:14:28i'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
00:14:31stop talking to me like you're my dad i don't have a daddy fetish
00:14:42so much did you have to drink
00:14:44i can drink
00:14:45however much i want
00:14:47and sleep
00:14:47with whomever i want to sleep with
00:14:49just because you shoved a speculum up me
00:14:51doesn't mean you can tell me what to do dr miller
00:14:53don't call me dr miller
00:14:54tell me this
00:14:55why did you prescribe me birth control
00:14:57if you're not even gonna let me use it
00:15:02i was at the bar
00:15:04alright
00:15:05and i saw your boyfriend
00:15:06placing a fifteen hundred dollar bet
00:15:08that he could
00:15:09take your virginity
00:15:10and
00:15:12record it
00:15:16wow
00:15:19i'm an idiot
00:15:21no you're not an idiot
00:15:25first
00:15:25i can get
00:15:26extremely turned on
00:15:28by my gynecologist
00:15:29to the point where i'm
00:15:30orgasming
00:15:31during the exam
00:15:32and as if
00:15:33having a fetish
00:15:34for your gyno
00:15:34isn't bad enough
00:15:36i was gonna lose my virginity
00:15:37to a complete asshole
00:15:39i waxed my asshole
00:15:41for that asshole
00:15:44sorry so
00:15:51so if you want my virginity week
00:16:00you can have it
00:16:02you can have it
00:16:09someone clearly wants me
00:16:12are you
00:16:14hard right now?
00:16:21we're mid-argument
00:16:23that's so wrong
00:16:24you're drunk
00:16:26i'm taking you home
00:16:29what are you doing?
00:16:30you're drunk i'm taking you home
00:16:31what?
00:16:32no i can't go home
00:16:33my roommate's there
00:16:35i told her i was gonna be at mike's
00:16:36she's probably having sex
00:16:37because she's fuckable
00:16:38unlike me
00:16:46we're here
00:16:47here?
00:16:48where is here?
00:16:50my place
00:16:51you can stay here for the night
00:16:53wait until your roommate wakes up
00:16:54and answers the phone
00:16:55if you're comfortable
00:16:56i want to
00:16:58i mean i'm cool
00:17:00i'm cool with that
00:17:02but is your girlfriend gonna be cool with that?
00:17:05smooth sofie
00:17:08who says i have a girlfriend?
00:17:33you're in dr miller's room
00:17:34the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year
00:17:38the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year
00:17:49how do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:51it's huge
00:17:53not like tight spaces
00:17:56not all tight spaces
00:17:58is he a tease?
00:18:00or do i just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:03come on let's get you cleaned up
00:18:04you'll feel better afterwards
00:18:06thanks for taking care of me doc
00:18:11sorry i don't think i can unclasp my bra
00:18:15i'm happy
00:18:49you don't have to look away doc
00:18:51you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:56i just...
00:18:58don't wanna be disrespectful
00:19:00you know i don't want you thinking i lure my patients home all the time
00:19:03wait
00:19:04you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and draw them a bath
00:19:12in your two million dollar home dr miller?
00:19:14no miss disdell
00:19:18then why me? i'm nothing special
00:19:21you don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:25you're kind to people
00:19:28you're beautiful
00:19:41you're kind to people
00:19:41who is that?
00:19:43oh
00:19:44this is my crazy ex-girlfriend
00:19:47um...
00:19:48you have to hide
00:19:49right now
00:19:49alright?
00:19:51come on
00:19:54luke
00:19:54are you home?
00:20:01lukey
00:20:02come out come out
00:20:04stop playing
00:20:05stop playing
00:20:06i stole one of your pagers
00:20:08i know you're not on call
00:20:15don't say a word
00:20:16there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else
00:20:23are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now? what the hell?
00:20:27shh
00:20:28she's a dean's daughter
00:20:30we broke up forever ago but she stalks my patients, she gets them kicked out of school
00:20:34then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:37shh
00:20:40what are you doing? you didn't answer my calls
00:20:44i'm sleeping
00:20:46why don't i join you?
00:20:53i can think of a million things i'd rather do
00:20:55like what baby?
00:20:57like the thing that i do with the ice cubes
00:20:59ice cubes?
00:21:01what ice cubes?
00:21:02like call the cops
00:21:03do you not remember i have a restraining order against you?
00:21:06your father begged me to not go through with it
00:21:08come on lukey
00:21:10you know you love screwing me
00:21:17i have someone new in my life
00:21:21someone new? who the fuck is she?
00:21:25i'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:28and if you're still here i'm gonna call the cops
00:21:29then i'm gonna call the dean
00:21:31and i'm gonna let them know that his psychotic daughter
00:21:34stole my pager
00:21:35do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:36no, you can't
00:21:37one
00:21:41two
00:21:41fine
00:21:42fine
00:21:42fine
00:21:43i'm leaving
00:21:46your loss
00:21:56oh my god, luke
00:22:11holy shit
00:22:12holy shit
00:22:13you smell like booze
00:22:15i sobered up i swear
00:22:18what's with the ice cubes
00:22:20uh
00:22:23i prefer no ice cubes
00:22:29you won't move on from me, lucas
00:22:34you'll come back to me after i
00:22:36take care of that little distraction
00:22:52my virginity?
00:22:56yup
00:22:57still intact
00:23:00fuck my life
00:23:03language, miss tisdale
00:23:04jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:08i'm here to tend to your massive hangover
00:23:10whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:14what'd you have me do?
00:23:16don't say it
00:23:16don't say it
00:23:18you could join me
00:23:23selfie, you're 21 years old
00:23:33luke, that is three years past legal
00:23:36there are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:58i don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:24:01but?
00:24:03but a lot of things, sophie
00:24:05you're my patient for one
00:24:07in an on-campus clinic
00:24:09i'm graduating this year
00:24:12second
00:24:15you're a virgin
00:24:18ouch
00:24:19i'm asking you to change that
00:24:30you're talking to dr miller right now love
00:24:34but you're asking luc to fuck you
00:24:39i don't make love
00:24:41i'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards, alright sweetheart?
00:24:45i'm not that guy
00:24:51well maybe i don't need you to call me luke
00:24:53i'm a big girl i can handle myself
00:24:58unless you're just not interested
00:25:00i saw how hot your ex is and
00:25:03she's good at crazy sex according to you
00:25:08someone's jealous
00:25:11sophie there's a reason why i drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make
00:25:15me a cup of coffee
00:25:33you see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:41so do it
00:25:43so do it
00:25:44i'm ready i promise
00:25:49ready?
00:25:55what's that?
00:25:57as your doctor i know you haven't started your birth control
00:26:05sorry so
00:26:08are you kidding me?
00:26:17you're killing me
00:26:19so the dr miller takes you to his fancy ass house you see his dick and you're still...
00:26:24a virgin?
00:26:25yeah
00:26:26i threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this
00:26:34can you wait? oh my god
00:26:36sophie
00:26:37no 36 year old man
00:26:39i looked as a agent by the way
00:26:40is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you
00:26:44he respects you dummy
00:26:45or he doesn't think i'm worth the trouble
00:26:48i mean he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy
00:26:51all the things i'm not
00:26:53you have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy
00:26:56a Cadillac pussy
00:26:59and Luke's gonna be back for a test drive
00:27:01watch
00:27:04hi is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:06no
00:27:07can you just order?
00:27:22i thought that you were dr miller's intern
00:27:25but a janitor
00:27:26makes a lot more sense
00:27:30Luke's psycho ex followed me
00:27:35what do you want?
00:27:37i think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:42i didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:47Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina
00:27:49he made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:51oh so you admit that you're screwing dr miller knowing
00:27:55that i am pregnant with his child
00:27:59can you believe it?
00:28:01sophie's evil
00:28:02first mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:05a slut
00:28:07pregnant with Luke's
00:28:08did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:18sophie you idiot, of course he was never yours
00:28:22oh
00:28:23oh
00:28:25sophie!
00:28:26you can have him
00:28:27you didn't have to hurt my baby
00:28:30i didn't do this i swear i would never
00:28:32what's going on?
00:28:33your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman
00:28:35no i didn't i've never spoken to this woman before today
00:28:38hey, that's the dean's daughter
00:28:41sophie?
00:28:43i'm calling the police
00:28:44no i would never do this, please
00:28:46she's just assaulted a pregnant woman
00:28:49we need a medic too
00:28:50i'm a doctor
00:28:56i'm a doctor
00:29:18um, no, no, no, no, i'm fine
00:29:21i'll just be going
00:29:25we can't let you leave without a medical clearance
00:29:28i've never seen him look so angry
00:29:30yeah, it'll be no trouble at all
00:29:36your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:39it was for a friend
00:29:41you liar, i saw you drinking from it
00:29:44let me go
00:29:45i don't want to press charges
00:29:48just a moment
00:30:00oh my god
00:30:01you're crazy, you're actually crazy
00:30:04luke, please
00:30:05i can explain
00:30:07she's not right for you
00:30:10breaking into my house
00:30:11stealing my pager
00:30:13that's normal for you, gina, i get it
00:30:15but i draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that i care about
00:30:22officer
00:30:23i want her involuntarily committed
00:30:25she's a danger to herself and people around her
00:30:29i'll sign the warrant myself
00:30:30stop
00:30:31luke, this isn't you
00:30:34you are just being taken advantage of
00:30:36she's nothing
00:30:38a cheap, broke, campus whore
00:30:41you're better than this luke
00:30:44officer
00:30:45officer, take her away
00:30:49let's go
00:30:51you bitch
00:30:52you don't deserve him
00:30:54let's go
00:30:56i knew she was psycho
00:30:58you couldn't even hurt Flav
00:31:00even if someone paid you to
00:31:02thanks Ev
00:31:03Sophie, i'm sorry
00:31:04i should never have taken her word over yours
00:31:07take the date
00:31:17someone's waiting for their new test drive
00:31:19Cadillac Pissy
00:31:30he came just to save me?
00:31:33of course he did
00:31:39i knew that
00:31:41when she stopped blowing my phone up
00:31:43that she was going to come after you
00:31:44so
00:31:45i didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me
00:31:51i don't know if i'd buy that luke
00:31:53Sophie, i rushed out of surgery for you
00:31:55i know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:31:58i don't think she's as crazy as you think
00:32:00i mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:32:04what do you mean?
00:32:06i mean you
00:32:08reject all of my advances
00:32:09and then suddenly i'm so important you leave a patient for me
00:32:14what do you see in me?
00:32:16or am i just
00:32:18entertainment to you?
00:32:20entertainment? Sophie
00:32:21if you were just entertainment i wouldn't get involved in your life
00:32:25you're just
00:32:27young
00:32:31i should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable
00:32:34just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN
00:32:38doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what i want
00:32:46what do you want?
00:32:51you
00:32:54take me seriously
00:32:57get in the car
00:33:00what? to where?
00:33:03spend thanksgiving with me and my family
00:33:05what?
00:33:06unless you have something else planned for the break
00:33:10what?
00:33:33unless you have something else planned for the break
00:33:35will you not go to a gala?
00:33:36we're doing both
00:33:38my mother she hosts our clinic's charity gala here at the vacation home
00:33:42your vacation home?
00:33:44as in you have multiple?
00:33:47wow
00:33:48mr millen
00:33:50it's good to have you home sir
00:33:57and you have a butler at your vacation mansion?
00:34:00luke you're not just rich you're like old money
00:34:03what the hell?
00:34:05look i didn't tell you because i don't want to stress out
00:34:07the truth is yes
00:34:09my family's rich
00:34:11but we're not here to impress them
00:34:13we're here to show them that you're a part of my life
00:34:15and that i'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:34:31is this the waitress that you brought me lucas?
00:34:36why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:43i'm not
00:34:44hang on
00:34:45and what even am i to luke?
00:34:52mother
00:34:54this is sophie
00:34:56my girlfriend
00:34:58girlfriend?
00:34:59no way
00:35:01wait focus sophie
00:35:02manners
00:35:03nice to meet you miss miller
00:35:08girlfriend?
00:35:11what happened to the pretty woman?
00:35:13gina?
00:35:15the dean's daughter?
00:35:16the one i worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:20ouch
00:35:22mother again
00:35:23as i just said this is my girlfriend
00:35:26and my date to the gala
00:35:27if i have to remind you to her importance in my life again
00:35:30i'm gonna make sure this gala does not go smoothly
00:35:32unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with
00:35:37you ungrateful child
00:35:42if you'll excuse us we need to get ready
00:35:44oh before we go
00:35:45which room do you keep to ditches dior and versace? she needs some options for tonight
00:35:51fourth floor third door on your view
00:35:55thank you mother
00:35:56good to see you
00:36:03that was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me
00:36:13your brother has lost it
00:36:16get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy
00:36:26is your mom always so
00:36:30narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:32yeah
00:36:34that's why i don't really get along with the family
00:36:36but
00:36:38the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients so
00:36:41i come back every year
00:36:42you care a lot about your patients
00:36:44it's sweet
00:36:45i do
00:36:47plus the other perk is i can spend a ton of money on you
00:36:51what does that mean?
00:37:02luke you did not
00:37:09which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:11i mean i want all of them
00:37:12that's done
00:37:13i haven't even picked one out
00:37:15you said you want all of them
00:37:18they're yours
00:37:2480s
00:37:25i can't accept this
00:37:26this is like my whole college tuition in this room
00:37:29well i didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off
00:37:34why do you like me?
00:37:35i'm just a college student and you're
00:37:38you
00:37:40doctor trust fund baby
00:37:42your culture your parents host charity events
00:37:45you have a butler that does your laundry
00:37:47i do my laundry in a coin operated machine
00:37:49that i share with like a hundred other students
00:37:52it's not too late to not associate with me
00:38:09of course it's too late
00:38:10i'm already falling for you
00:38:14then why don't you go all the way with me
00:38:20because
00:38:21i want it to be right
00:38:23i don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage
00:38:27of you
00:38:29but take it slow
00:38:34even though
00:38:35even though
00:38:38there's nothing i'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now
00:38:41really?
00:38:48really
00:39:11come back here
00:39:12i'm just giving you what you want luke
00:39:18are you teasing me miss tisdale?
00:39:21you're the one that wants to wait doctor
00:39:31just making sure you know what you're missing out on
00:39:33can you zip me up please?
00:39:42you know
00:39:43i'm gonna need you back for this
00:39:53whatever you say doc
00:40:01that doesn't sound like gina
00:40:04he dumped my best friend
00:40:07the gala is tonight
00:40:08and luke is supposed to have
00:40:10the dean's daughter on his arm
00:40:13not strutting the campus mattress
00:40:17luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista
00:40:22don't worry mom
00:40:23i'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:40:25just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake
00:40:28mm-hmm
00:40:29that's my girl
00:40:34sophie love you've been in there for two hours
00:40:36i promise you you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight
00:40:54holy shit
00:41:02it's not about being pretty
00:41:03i just
00:41:05i don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends
00:41:08i've never even been to a charity auction
00:41:11wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at like a bowling alley
00:41:14and donated the party expenses
00:41:18you're so refreshing
00:41:21you ready?
00:41:39wow
00:41:40she's an upgrade of virginia
00:41:42yeah
00:41:42you never said your brother's chip was so pretty
00:41:45why would you want to break them up?
00:41:47oh shut up
00:41:47there was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the train
00:41:50if my brother raises nobody
00:41:52it's that of gina
00:42:00i'd like to thank you all for coming to the baldwin memorial charity event
00:42:03this is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic
00:42:07myself and my girlfriend sophie tisdale are very excited to meet and talk to all of you
00:42:12cheers
00:42:16girlfriend?
00:42:18not for long
00:42:32good evening everyone
00:42:35thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction
00:42:40our first item
00:42:46an all expense paid trip to Bora Bora
00:42:49with its amazing iconic volcanic views
00:42:54starting big
00:42:56five thousand
00:42:58five thousand
00:42:59now six
00:43:00bora bora after finals
00:43:02can i get
00:43:05you need to come quick my wife's having an allergic reaction
00:43:08you gonna be okay?
00:43:09come
00:43:10let's go
00:43:19what is it?
00:43:20my throat
00:43:22oh you're not?
00:43:24breathe
00:43:30sold!
00:43:31number 12
00:43:31seven thousand dollars all expense paid trip to Bora Bora
00:43:35give him a round of applause
00:43:35congratulations
00:43:36hey hey hey hey hey
00:43:38actually we have one more item up for grabs
00:43:40miss tisdale
00:43:42a gorgeous student
00:43:43has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man
00:43:48now according to miss tisdale
00:43:50she has a great personality
00:43:52and an even better mouth
00:43:54what a hussy
00:43:56auctioning a blowjob
00:43:58i hope dr miller knows what his girlfriend's up to
00:44:01you
00:44:02i mean the poor guy's tending to a patient
00:44:04i knew that you were too classless for this family
00:44:08poor lukey
00:44:10he hasn't fooled
00:44:11trailer trash skank
00:44:14who let her kind in here
00:44:15i wouldn't do that i would never
00:44:18i have a thousand for a night with miss tisdale
00:44:21hmm
00:44:22really sophie no one wants you for a thousand
00:44:25whew
00:44:25all right
00:44:27five hundred
00:44:28all right
00:44:29five hundred for the poor girl
00:44:32she's got student loans
00:44:34whatever that means
00:44:39where's luke
00:44:40breathe
00:44:44i don't see anything wrong here
00:44:46it hurts
00:44:46no my throat it hurts
00:44:48it hurts
00:44:49i recognize you
00:44:50you're one of my sister's shithead friends
00:44:51what the hell is going on here
00:44:52hey your sister's doing you a favor bro
00:44:55patrick
00:44:56get out of my way
00:44:57why lower your standards
00:44:58we're millionaires
00:44:59she might be a good fuck but that's all she'll ever be man
00:45:08you can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money
00:45:11motherfucker
00:45:14450
00:45:17400
00:45:19400
00:45:20oh all right
00:45:22i mean look i know sophie's just being modest
00:45:26poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom
00:45:29well i'll help the young lady then
00:45:32maybe we could have some late night study sessions
00:45:36huh
00:45:38sold for $400
00:45:41wow sophie
00:45:42looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods
00:45:54used goods? that's rude serena
00:45:56after you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year
00:45:59luke watch your mouth right now
00:46:03what was that you're saying about class latisha darling?
00:46:12you idiot
00:46:14get off the stage we're leaving
00:46:16mom he's embarrassing me
00:46:18you're humiliating me in front of my friends you hussy
00:46:22no need my dear
00:46:24our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you
00:46:28after all of
00:46:29this
00:46:31but
00:46:33no
00:46:36young man
00:46:37that information you gave is illegal
00:46:40you're a doctor
00:46:42greg i was waiting to get to you
00:46:43you wanna bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:46aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend stephanie?
00:46:48how's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:50no no no no no no
00:46:57Stephanie?
00:46:58the lady?
00:47:06no no no no no
00:47:07i'm gonna sue you for everything you've got
00:47:09you can't
00:47:10you see yes my family might own the clinic that you all go to
00:47:14but i practice under the university
00:47:16so you can't touch me
00:47:17so unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry
00:47:20i suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity
00:47:23and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:27Let's go.
00:47:28Get to writing.
00:47:30Let's go. Everybody out.
00:47:39Look at these assholes go.
00:47:41You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:43I would have been okay.
00:47:44I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:46No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:48Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight
00:47:50than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:52Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:47:55You all right?
00:48:09What are you looking for?
00:48:11I paid for all the booze, so...
00:48:14I figure how the night went,
00:48:16I might as well be your personal bartender.
00:48:20All right.
00:48:21Okay.
00:48:23Make me...
00:48:26an appletini.
00:48:28What?
00:48:29Seriously?
00:48:31All right, so...
00:48:33vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur.
00:48:36Can we just choose something easier?
00:48:38You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:43Move.
00:48:48Can you open that?
00:48:51Thank you!
00:48:55All right.
00:48:56Let's just make it simple.
00:48:58Bye, Chats.
00:49:02I've never done that before.
00:49:04Seriously?
00:49:06What do you mean?
00:49:06You're, like, so old.
00:49:07I was trying to get into school.
00:49:09I didn't have time to...
00:49:11do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:13He just said you're hot.
00:49:15Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:17Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:27Holy shit.
00:49:30Holy shit.
00:49:50All right, I got the hang of that.
00:49:52Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:49:54Now or never, Sophie. Go for it.
00:49:56New rule. You can't choose the same place twice.
00:49:59Is that so?
00:50:03Then, where are you going to lick me?
00:50:40I'm sorry. Was that?
00:50:42You dragged me fucking wild.
00:50:45Luke, I'm ready.
00:50:53Yeah, I'm an idiot.
00:50:56Wait, what?
00:50:57Sophie, I want you to fly. I'm sorry. Fuck.
00:51:01Luke, no, no, no. I'm telling you that I'm ready. I want to do this with you. Lose my virginity.
00:51:08Sophie.
00:51:09Sophie. Don't Sophie me. That's so patronizing.
00:51:15Okay, I'm trying, but I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:20I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life. I'm terrified of that.
00:51:25It's this that hurts me. What you're doing right now rejecting me? What would be so terrible about us being
00:51:30together?
00:51:31Being together. Sophie.
00:51:32Sophie. Did you see what happened here today? I mean, my family sucks. My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:41I mean, of course I want to be with you. But am I right for you?
00:51:46And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:49I might be a virgin, but this whole, it's not you, it's me thing is really freshman year.
00:51:58Sophie, where are you going?
00:52:00I'm calling a cab and going back to campus. I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:04You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:11Don't follow me.
00:52:17Damn it.
00:52:24Guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not eating it late.
00:52:42What's the point in talking to me now? You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:49Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:51Nope.
00:52:53Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:52:55So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:52:58All to myself.
00:53:02What?
00:53:03You heard me.
00:53:05Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:09Seriously?
00:53:10You're into this?
00:53:12Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:53:14Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:16Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:18Wow.
00:53:19I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:21Maybe he leaves the problem.
00:53:22I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:27Pause.
00:53:29What did you just say?
00:53:33I'm a virgin?
00:53:36She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:38Aw, cute.
00:53:40Excuse me?
00:53:41Too much work.
00:53:43You're probably super clingy, too.
00:53:44You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:48Sweetie?
00:53:49I'm a senior.
00:53:50That's even sadder.
00:53:54You were just into me.
00:53:55Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:53:58You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:00But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:01You know?
00:54:03You're going to get feels, and it's going to get messy.
00:54:07And...
00:54:08Sorry.
00:54:10What?
00:54:11I'm black.
00:54:19I'm in this $80,000 dress, and I can't even get a stupid, horny, crack guy to get with me.
00:54:27He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:54:33Oh, and Luke.
00:54:34Of course, Luke, on the other hand, he's had his hands literally inside of me, and I guess
00:54:38he was just so repulsed that he didn't need to see more.
00:54:44You know what?
00:54:50Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:51I'm not the hospital right now, bro.
00:54:53Oh, look at me.
00:54:54I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor, and I'm also hot as fuck, and I just love to leave girls
00:54:59on with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:55:04Say something, asshole.
00:55:07Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:09So you can what?
00:55:10Not have sex?
00:55:11Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:12I think I'll stay right here, where the guys at least have, I don't know, the decency to
00:55:16not lead me on.
00:55:17Guys?
00:55:18What guys?
00:55:19Did someone do something to you?
00:55:20Of course not.
00:55:21They said I was too messy.
00:55:24Too messy and too much, and I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:55:29You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:55:34I think I'm going to pass out.
00:55:36I'm coming to get you.
00:55:37Keep the phone on you, alright?
00:55:49Sophie.
00:55:50Sophie.
00:55:50Hey, wake up.
00:55:57I got you.
00:55:57Come on.
00:56:13Is she?
00:56:18She's fine.
00:56:20She's bottled water and two of these in the morning.
00:56:23I don't know what she drank, but whatever it is is going to hit her hard.
00:56:29Sophie, you're going to be the death of me.
00:56:47Rise and shine, party animal.
00:56:52You have a lot to tell me.
00:56:56You feel like shit.
00:56:58You look like shit.
00:57:00But like, a million bucks.
00:57:02So is this a gift from Luke or?
00:57:05Everly, the only thing that is going to make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing
00:57:09his name.
00:57:10Well, he led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:14But Luke brought you back to the-
00:57:16Ev, I don't want to hear it.
00:57:19I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:22I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:25So I've decided I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:31Huh?
00:57:31Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:35People, guys aren't going to stop treating me like a baby unless I stop acting like one
00:57:40and looking like one.
00:57:44I need you to help me look slutty.
00:57:51No way, I'm not going to do that.
00:57:52You're not going to help me look sexy?
00:57:54Why not?
00:57:55Soph, you are sexy.
00:57:57I'm not slutty sexy.
00:57:59Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:00I look like a nun librarian.
00:58:03I'm giving off don't fuck, snooze fest, boring.
00:58:08Soph, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself
00:58:11for the right guy.
00:58:12The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:19Burn me up.
00:58:35Perfect.
00:59:01It is.
00:59:04That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:06Dude, the makeover is actually working.
00:59:08Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:09Good.
00:59:10I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:12I mean, more.
00:59:13Hm.
00:59:18Oh, there he is.
00:59:20Are you going to say something?
00:59:24Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:26No, I'm just going to make him regret everything.
00:59:29Mm.
00:59:36Thanks, babe.
00:59:37It's all beautiful.
00:59:46And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:48A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
00:59:52I take all kinds of tips.
00:59:53What the hell's going on here?
00:59:55Stop interrupting, grandpa.
00:59:57The fuck did you just say?
00:59:58One latte coming right up.
01:00:02And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:04Sophie, what is this?
01:00:06You're dressed different.
01:00:07You're acting different.
01:00:07I don't get it.
01:00:09Whoops.
01:00:10Let me get that for you.
01:00:18So did you want a coffee?
01:00:19The ab shining is on the house.
01:00:22Sophie, is this like a punishment?
01:00:24I mean, if it is, I get it.
01:00:25But throwing yourself at other guys, it's not you.
01:00:27That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:30I gave you a chance.
01:00:32And besides, there's someone out there who wants me
01:00:33and isn't going to embarrass me in the process.
01:00:36Hey, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:38Data on the land fair, you should come.
01:00:42She's got plans.
01:00:44Actually, I don't.
01:00:46My first frat party invite?
01:00:48Wow, this whole hawk girl act is actually working.
01:00:51You should bring it home, girl.
01:00:53The guy's going to love him.
01:00:54I will.
01:00:55See you tonight.
01:00:58You're not going today.
01:00:59News flash.
01:01:00You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:01You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:03That's not true.
01:01:04Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:01:06My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:01:13Sophie, I'm not going to let you throw your life away
01:01:14just because of me, all right?
01:01:15If I go to this fucking frat party at 36 years old, I will.
01:01:21What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:24Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:27Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:29Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:32I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:37Everly, not funny.
01:01:39Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at this stupid hospital
01:01:42and he gets a text from you in this.
01:01:45If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:01:47How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games
01:01:49with a guy that I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:01:51Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:01:57Red push-up brawl.
01:01:59Pink.
01:02:00Red.
01:02:14Get in.
01:02:15Get Sophie safe.
01:02:16Get out.
01:02:17Sophie's the only person I'm doing this for.
01:02:21Sick costume, bro.
01:02:24Right.
01:02:27God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:32Sorry.
01:02:33Rules.
01:02:43Idiot.
01:02:47I have to get to her.
01:02:48Where is she?
01:02:51Stop being shy, you look hot.
01:02:56See?
01:02:59Wait, hand me your phone.
01:03:01Why?
01:03:06Because I'm taking a 0.5 and sending it to Luke.
01:03:13No.
01:03:14Yes.
01:03:16I'm good anywhere.
01:03:18I don't pay for it.
01:03:20I got a hat. I have to get to her. Where is it?
01:03:33I need to be so drunk to predict what you just think.
01:03:36He opened it immediately.
01:03:38He's so lit.
01:03:40Welcome to the party.
01:03:45I need to be so drunk to predict what you just think.
01:03:47He opened it immediately.
01:03:49He's so lit.
01:03:51Welcome to the party.
01:03:56Do what happens now!
01:04:01Hell yeah!
01:04:14It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:17So be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be,
01:04:26so be, so be!
01:04:33Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:40Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:45Just give me a second, guys.
01:04:51Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:04:57You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:04:59Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:01That's a lie.
01:05:03You talk?
01:05:07Come on, Sophie! Let's play Spin the Bottle!
01:05:10I'm coming. My friend here's just leaving.
01:05:13Actually, I'll join.
01:05:15What? No.
01:05:16The moderator!
01:05:25Who's going first?
01:05:28I'll spin.
01:05:29Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:31I hope it lands on me. He seems experienced.
01:05:46Fuck.
01:05:48Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:05:51What was the rule?
01:05:52As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:09Can't talk like adults.
01:06:11Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:13Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:16You know, you dress like this, like you're on a fucking radio.
01:06:18Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:22Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:39How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:10I'll see you later.
01:07:14What?
01:07:16Time's up.
01:07:17What, were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:20I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:23Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:43So, how was it?
01:07:47Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:07:49I'm gonna spin again.
01:07:53Sophie.
01:07:55Fuck.
01:07:55Fuck.
01:08:03Me?
01:08:04Sophie, come on, him.
01:08:06You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:08Come on, Noah.
01:08:19Okay, so...
01:08:20I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:22What?
01:08:23So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:26So, I'm warning you.
01:08:28You can relax.
01:08:29I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:31Really?
01:08:32But, all the rumors.
01:08:35Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:38Derek says that you put your legs behind your head.
01:08:41I don't even know a Derek.
01:08:43I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:47I'm so screwed.
01:08:50Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:08:54They're gonna kill me.
01:08:55No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:08:57No, no, they're gonna make fun of me to death.
01:08:59Wait.
01:09:01I'll help you.
01:09:03How?
01:09:10It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:12Come on, virgin.
01:09:16Oh, they're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate.
01:09:19We don't have time.
01:09:20Just come here.
01:09:23You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:25Really?
01:09:25You don't care?
01:09:28No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:30You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:33Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:39I owe you.
01:09:42Noah!
01:09:44Are you in there?
01:09:46Oh, yeah.
01:09:47Oh.
01:09:49It's getting crazy in there.
01:09:52Oh, yeah.
01:09:54All right, that's enough.
01:09:58Sophie, if you open the damn door.
01:10:01Okay, ready?
01:10:02It's working.
01:10:05Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:07He deserves it.
01:10:33What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:34What the fuck were you doing to me with him?
01:10:39Well, first I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:10:49I'm not here.
01:10:51You don't know that.
01:10:56You know you belong to me.
01:10:58Mm-hmm.
01:11:04You don't know what you're doing to me.
01:11:04I'm out here, girl.
01:11:06I'm back up in the street.
01:11:10I'm back up in the street.
01:11:11I'm back up in the street.
01:11:12I don't really got time before send fire.
01:11:14I don't want you to be with you.
01:11:19Yo!
01:11:22Get out!
01:11:33I need this off.
01:11:36I don't want to.
01:11:39Me too.
01:11:55What? Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:11:58No. No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:01I'm just kicking myself.
01:12:04I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:07You fucking idiot.
01:12:10You are.
01:12:19You help this world.
01:12:23Ain't so much space for me.
01:12:26I'm out here, girl.
01:12:29I'm back up in this tree.
01:12:32I guess you better take that.
01:12:34Someone better be dying.
01:12:36What's it, code blue?
01:12:39They are.
01:12:43I'm sorry, Sophie. I have to go.
01:12:49I've been burned too many times. Are we ever going to do this, Luke?
01:12:56Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is eat.
01:12:59I promise we're going to do this.
01:13:00We are.
01:13:02But not in some shitty fat house.
01:13:06You deserve better than that.
01:13:08Better how?
01:13:12You have a passport, right?
01:13:17So, sexy underwear?
01:13:19Jack.
01:13:21Jacket?
01:13:22Jack.
01:13:22Bikini?
01:13:24Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:25He didn't tell me.
01:13:29Crap, he's here.
01:13:32Bitch, you won't believe this. Oh my God.
01:13:40No way.
01:13:41This man's insane.
01:13:42He's actually psycho.
01:13:45On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:13:48Good luck soldier.
01:13:53Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:13:55He's hot. Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:13:59It's finally happening.
01:14:25You look incredible.
01:14:27Huh?
01:14:27You said airport fit.
01:14:29I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:37This is so psychotic.
01:14:39Am I really worth all this?
01:14:43It's the first times.
01:14:47Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:14:51International.
01:15:02Luke, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:15:06I'm sorry, I just didn't want to run the surprise.
01:15:09You ready?
01:15:15A croissant?
01:15:17You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:20It's a hint.
01:15:22Go look at the view, you'll know where we are.
01:15:31Are you crazy?
01:15:32You took me to Paris?
01:15:36I'm gonna go.
01:15:39I'm gonna go.
01:15:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:45I set up an appointment at Chanel.
01:15:47I'm on a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:15:50Luke.
01:15:57You wanna add something to the itinerary?
01:15:59I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:03I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:06Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:23It's finally happening.
01:16:48I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:16:51You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:16:55Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:06Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:09She's all yours?
01:17:11Miss Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:17Yes.
01:17:17We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:22I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:24We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:28Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:30Sophie.
01:17:30I'm sorry?
01:17:33Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:37I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:45I'm so sorry.
01:17:47I don't know how this happened.
01:17:49I was trying to be safe.
01:17:51Wow.
01:17:53What do you think the odds are?
01:17:551.6 in 100.
01:17:57You'd probably hate me.
01:18:00As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:05Graduation's in a month, and...
01:18:07I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:17Sophie, I'm all in.
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