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00:00:04So I'm finding the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:23Just play him on.
00:00:25Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30I hate you!
00:00:52You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:07I don't want you to stop.
00:01:12I don't want you to stop.
00:01:36I don't want you to stop.
00:01:55I don't want you to stop.
00:01:56I don't care how.
00:01:57Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:07Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:10I need grandkids.
00:02:12I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:14I need to go now.
00:02:16I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:29Why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:47Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO
00:03:00or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good.
00:03:02Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:07Hi.
00:03:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Daddy!
00:03:49Oh!
00:03:50What?
00:03:56Daddy!
00:03:57No!
00:03:58I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:02No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:06Mommy, hurry.
00:04:07Your fake Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:10I'm sorry.
00:04:11I'm sorry.
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:20He's gorgeous.
00:04:26Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:28No hair.
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:32Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Piper.
00:04:42What's your name?
00:04:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:46Max.
00:04:47Aurelius.
00:04:48Eva.
00:04:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:54I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid too.
00:05:00So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:06$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah.
00:05:09It's $500 a day.
00:05:11Is that enough?
00:05:13That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:27And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:34So she's getting pressure from the folks too.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case too.
00:05:43Okay.
00:05:44Deal.
00:05:47Ready to go get married?
00:06:02Wow.
00:06:03Clean up nice.
00:06:04This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:07Pictures.
00:06:10Don't look.
00:06:15Doc, are you supposed to look like you're in love?
00:06:18No.
00:06:40Okay.
00:06:41Uh, I think we got it.
00:06:43Oh.
00:06:44I need some photos of us together too.
00:06:46To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:50Yeah.
00:06:51Of course.
00:07:01Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:04From my family to you.
00:07:13Bad news, boss.
00:07:15The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:07:19Wait, she bailed?
00:07:20Then who is...
00:07:24Who is she?
00:07:26Whatever.
00:07:27It doesn't matter.
00:07:29I've got what I need.
00:07:33Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:34I already found someone.
00:07:40Okay.
00:07:41Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:46Christmas shopping?
00:07:46I...
00:07:47I should come.
00:07:49Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan,
00:07:52I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:55It will make it more believable.
00:08:00Fine.
00:08:00Yeah, fine.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:02You can come.
00:08:10Let's go.
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:15Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:21What the actual fuck?
00:08:27Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:32Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:39She does kind of look like him.
00:08:43So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:49Here, let me get this.
00:08:51I'm gonna love you, Max.
00:08:54Oh, so, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss.
00:09:03Once or twice.
00:09:04In front of them.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:07Should we use our tongues, or?
00:09:09No.
00:09:09No, definitely not.
00:09:10And absolutely no...
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:12Yes.
00:09:13Shhh.
00:09:15Strictly business.
00:09:16Hmm.
00:09:17Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:20What?
00:09:21Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:24I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:30Let's go.
00:09:37Here.
00:09:38What are you doing?
00:09:40I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:44Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:50Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5350% off pies?
00:09:55Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:57Twelve pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:09:58They're the best kind.
00:10:00Hurry up and go.
00:10:01Go.
00:10:01What are you standing here for?
00:10:04Hello there.
00:10:05Hi.
00:10:06You ready?
00:10:06Yes.
00:10:06Yeah, just these things.
00:10:07Okay, great.
00:10:09We have a holiday special today.
00:10:11Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the
00:10:16deal.
00:10:17Oh, great.
00:10:18Yeah.
00:10:18What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:20Can you get a move on?
00:10:22I just got here.
00:10:24Relax.
00:10:25Yeah, yeah.
00:10:28Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:30Okay, thank you.
00:10:33Hurry up and pay.
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:39You can wait your turn.
00:10:45Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:53Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:55We can just set those on top.
00:11:02Hi, guys.
00:11:03I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:09Of quarters.
00:11:11Thank you so much.
00:11:12Of course.
00:11:12I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:15She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:17Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:18Just to give it away.
00:11:19Yeah.
00:11:21Merry Christmas.
00:11:22Bye.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29You do that often?
00:11:31As often as I can.
00:11:36We should go.
00:11:37We gotta pick up paper.
00:11:42Watch out.
00:12:02You done feeling me up?
00:12:04Shut up.
00:12:05Oh, sorry.
00:12:06I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:08Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:15And don't be late.
00:12:27Harrison Group?
00:12:29Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:32Sort of.
00:12:33Not that I'm judging.
00:12:34I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:39Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:43I think that's respectable.
00:12:45Can we pick another company?
00:12:47No.
00:12:48Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:50And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:51My cousin's husband works for them too.
00:12:53So.
00:12:53Perfect.
00:12:54Thanks.
00:12:58Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:02Don't worry.
00:13:03Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:08Too much.
00:13:29Let's go, Sam.
00:13:30It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:33Hold on.
00:13:33You're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:38It's my daughter's.
00:13:40Daughters.
00:13:42Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:59There they are!
00:14:01Hey!
00:14:02There they are!
00:14:02Nice to meet it!
00:14:04Aw!
00:14:04Dad.
00:14:05So glad you made it.
00:14:06Aw.
00:14:07I missed you.
00:14:08So.
00:14:09Where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:12He's coming.
00:14:14Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:16Good.
00:14:16Good.
00:14:16Good.
00:14:18So.
00:14:19Heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:21When's he arriving?
00:14:23Aw.
00:14:24It's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:28Poor thing.
00:14:28Not surprising.
00:14:30I mean, she's 30.
00:14:31Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:35Plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:40This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:44Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:49We're only worried about you.
00:14:52All these years without a husband.
00:14:54Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:56You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:59And look what happened.
00:15:00She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:04I'm not alone.
00:15:05Mm-hmm.
00:15:06And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:12He's a manager.
00:15:14Manager?
00:15:15Of what?
00:15:16Trash?
00:15:18Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:22You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:25Actually...
00:15:27He's right here.
00:15:31Oh, wow.
00:15:33Wow.
00:15:34He is really good looking.
00:15:37Ah, must be AI.
00:15:39Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:43Fake.
00:15:44That's enough.
00:15:45She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:47Show some respect.
00:15:48Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:56Well, guess what?
00:15:57William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:59Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:03That's half a million.
00:16:05Half a million.
00:16:06Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:10And speak of the devil.
00:16:15Willie, you made it.
00:16:27There you are.
00:16:29Oh, look at you now.
00:16:31Living the dream.
00:16:33Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:35Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:41So married, huh?
00:16:43Is it serious?
00:16:45That's what marriage is.
00:16:46It's pretty serious.
00:16:48Wow.
00:16:49You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though.
00:16:53You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:56Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:59A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:02Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:05That's right.
00:17:07Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:11Women love a man in red.
00:17:13Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:15When I sit on my lap.
00:17:18Don't touch me.
00:17:19Oh, so entitled.
00:17:21Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:25And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:29I mean, look at that car.
00:17:32Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:35Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:38Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:42I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:51My mom would never marry.
00:17:52She already has us and he's gonna kick your butt.
00:17:59Is that so?
00:18:00Well then, where is he?
00:18:02Because I don't see him.
00:18:04Does anyone see him?
00:18:08No.
00:18:09Just like I thought.
00:18:11Telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:13That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:16And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:23Mommy.
00:18:23Hey.
00:18:24Are you okay?
00:18:25I see your hands.
00:18:26Oh my God.
00:18:28I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:29Come on now.
00:18:30Let's go.
00:18:32What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:35How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:39Let me go.
00:18:40Now why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:45Let me go!
00:19:00Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:08Max, you came.
00:19:09Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:13Where's Piper?
00:19:15William Hitter?
00:19:17Mom, Dad had to take her inside.
00:19:19Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:21Well, well, well.
00:19:23If it isn't a waste marriage I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:27That's right.
00:19:29Now I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:32Oh.
00:19:34Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:35It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:36I'm Max.
00:19:37Eva told us all about you.
00:19:39From New York.
00:19:40Polite.
00:19:41Handsome.
00:19:42Just like she said.
00:19:44Wow.
00:19:45He was an AI.
00:19:47See?
00:19:48He's real.
00:19:49And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:52Son of a bitch!
00:19:53You just ruined my suit!
00:19:55And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:57That pristine automobile.
00:19:59That car?
00:20:01Oh my God.
00:20:02That's worth more than a house!
00:20:04That car?
00:20:05It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:10Wait.
00:20:11Are you?
00:20:16You?
00:20:17Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:20And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:22I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:24You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:26You stole it!
00:20:27That car belongs to the CEO of my company!
00:20:29Jesus!
00:20:30How did he get away with it?
00:20:32That's what I want to know.
00:20:34Enough!
00:20:35Please!
00:20:37I trust my daughter.
00:20:39She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:42Max, be honest with me.
00:20:44Where did that car come from?
00:20:47How much did you want for it?
00:20:48I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:52So?
00:20:54You need a breath, man.
00:20:58Hey, attention!
00:20:59I'm calling the cops!
00:20:59Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:01Wait.
00:21:02What?
00:21:04Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:07Oh, well.
00:21:08Too late.
00:21:15Listen, hon.
00:21:16I believe you.
00:21:18But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:24It's my car, okay?
00:21:25It's not stolen.
00:21:26Yeah?
00:21:27If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:29Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:32Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:34Okay.
00:21:34I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:36But then you have to get lost.
00:21:38And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:41Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:43Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:45Loser!
00:21:46Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:51Jesus.
00:21:52Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:54It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:58Here.
00:21:59Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:08Mr. Harrison?
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Just play alone.
00:22:20Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:22Now get the fuck out of here.
00:22:23Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:26Yes, sir!
00:22:27I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:29I-I...
00:22:30Please please let me serve you as far as a
00:22:56looking out for you please forgive us mr. Harrison you know my youngest son is
00:23:01graduating soon did you do you think that you could help him get his foot in
00:23:06the door a job at the Harrison group even in the mail room would open doors
00:23:11we are family aren't we family takes care of each other you guys want a job
00:23:17at the Harrison group you can put in an application like everyone else Abigail
00:23:21come on talk to her for us didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable
00:23:27yeah I think you need to take care of your own issues first my daughter is just
00:23:32far too busy for your best life my new son-in-law come on guys let's go in
00:23:38welcome to the family
00:23:42welcome
00:23:43this is your fault Pam you can't tell the difference between AI and reality my
00:23:54fault you were the one who was pushing her onto that worm William
00:24:07oh hey how do you have that car and how do you know the CEO of Harrison group
00:24:12and how I told you I work for Harrison group remember I have a friend in high
00:24:17places a friend who just hands you keys to million dollar one-of-a-kind luxury
00:24:22cars yes it's the season of giving he knows people has connections he's a big
00:24:29deal kind of guy you're a crime boss aren't you and you best not forget it
00:24:34capisce oh my god just don't blow your cover
00:24:38dad mom thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home oh honey we're
00:24:44just so happy that you found such a handsome strong good-looking
00:24:50I think they get it um hmm how's Piper oh she's fine one of you guys just get
00:24:58settled in and we will go check on her and if your mom takes a cold shower we'll
00:25:03come back and finish decorating the tree great yeah see you in a bit Joey what are
00:25:08you doing okay hey was that not a breach of contract relax
00:25:19it was just a hug oh we just got here and I'm already exhausted you'll be okay
00:25:27it's just one week kill me now well they would but I need to get paid
00:25:37what are you doing that's weird they were so lovey-dovey just a second ago
00:25:43and I don't know something just fills off
00:25:46that's ridiculous I mean what do you want to do
00:25:49make a promise to prove it later
00:25:57let's go
00:26:01here we go
00:26:04Piper is all tucked in honey everything looks amazing and happy holidays to the
00:26:09newest member of our family Max oh welcome thank you miss Smith looks great
00:26:17oh just call me mom honey I had no idea what you liked so I just whipped up a
00:26:23little bit of everything but we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dishes
00:26:27right oh no mom's testing him she's trying to see if he's legit you mean to
00:26:33tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite
00:26:36food
00:26:39oh Eva sweetie kicking my foot oh sorry mom it's okay I look mom of course he
00:26:50knows it's and I would like to hear Max say it
00:26:58hmm
00:27:0512 pumpkin pies I hear this right the best kind well of course it's it's it's
00:27:12pumpkin pie see are you happy now that's good but something still falls off mom don't
00:27:20make it weird okay we had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got
00:27:26to know everything about each other but our marriage is real I guess your mom's
00:27:30just watching too many of those real short shows
00:27:33uh-huh now those are quality okay well then answer this where's your wedding
00:27:41ring Eva where's your wedding ring Eva I knew it was a good idea to pick this up
00:27:51well and it's silly face dropped it outside on the sidewalk luckily I was
00:27:57there to pick it up for silly face and I'm not paying extra for this consider it a
00:28:04Christmas
00:28:09you can afford this on a waste managers salary well believe it or not miss
00:28:13Smith there is a lot of garbage out there and I'm not just talking about
00:28:17William
00:28:18I'll drink to that I agree with you there so come on guys let's eat
00:28:36and this is where y'all will be staying I have another room set up for Piper nice and festive
00:28:43for you
00:28:44no complications sorry honey uh mom you know what I should stay with Piper tonight oh honey
00:28:51newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart oh I just remembered the city's turning the water
00:28:58off at 10 something about water conservation that means you have 15
00:29:02minutes to shower 15 minutes honey it's no big deal just shower together
00:29:09shower together
00:29:13just shower together okay you guys have a good night okay
00:29:20you hurt
00:29:22you hurt
00:29:23you hurt
00:29:23you hurt
00:29:44why are you stripping well I can't take a shower with my clothes on come on we're wasting time you
00:29:50have 15 minutes nice try I am not showering with you
00:29:53all right suit yourself more room for me in there not if I meet you there first
00:30:15come on Max get out of the way we agreed nothing physical you're the one with the dirty thoughts wifey
00:30:22relax
00:30:23I won't touch you unless you say you want me to
00:30:29but that'll cost extra
00:30:39in your dreams
00:30:42free to join me
00:31:03you know if you keep staring at my ass you're not going to have any shower water left you wish
00:31:07why don't you get in pray you'll fall for me it's you who asked me to
00:31:13worry about resisting me
00:31:15oh yeah
00:31:16oh yeah
00:31:29holy shit
00:31:33this is a
00:31:35this is going to be harder than I thought
00:31:37what
00:31:38I'll say
00:31:38what happened to all that cool guy confidence
00:31:42still think you can resist
00:31:44no
00:31:45baby
00:31:46I don't think I want you
00:31:53shut up
00:31:57or maybe we should
00:31:59god he's such a good kisser
00:32:01what
00:32:02why does this feel so
00:32:04why does this feel so
00:32:10wow
00:32:11we're so
00:32:12sexy
00:32:21Max we cannot do this
00:32:23what I didn't mean to cross any
00:32:26it's not you Max
00:32:27it's us
00:32:28it's this
00:32:28this is all an act
00:32:29let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:33you're right
00:32:35I'm sorry
00:32:36just
00:32:37we need to be sorry just
00:32:46that birthmark
00:32:52what is that?
00:32:55it's him
00:32:56it's him
00:32:56the man from New Years
00:32:57is he
00:32:58Piper's father?
00:33:03why are you acting?
00:33:06oh my god
00:33:07Max is Piper's father
00:33:10are you okay?
00:33:11yeah
00:33:12I just
00:33:13I just got lightheaded
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes
00:33:17alone
00:33:20of course
00:33:24we have a daughter together
00:33:25oh my god
00:33:27what do I do?
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:33:36you can take the bed
00:33:38thanks
00:33:40hey
00:33:42are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44look fake marriage aside
00:33:46I'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:48so if there's something you need
00:33:49I can help
00:33:51I wanna help
00:33:53he's Piper's father
00:33:54he has a right to know
00:33:56um
00:33:57Max
00:33:59how would you feel
00:34:01if you found out
00:34:02you had a kid?
00:34:06a child?
00:34:08no no no
00:34:09that's impossible
00:34:10I'm
00:34:11very
00:34:12careful
00:34:13mostly
00:34:16I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around
00:34:18family to me is a big commitment
00:34:20and I don't want any loose ends
00:34:23you know?
00:34:24right
00:34:26he wouldn't want a kid tying him down
00:34:29I shouldn't tell him about Piper
00:34:31why do you ask?
00:34:33no reason just
00:34:35just curious
00:34:35no I feel like you're going somewhere with this
00:34:39what?
00:34:41no
00:34:42well then
00:34:43can I ask you a question?
00:34:46shoot
00:34:51where did you get these?
00:34:53and how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those
00:34:57I don't know where those came from
00:34:58are you sure?
00:35:00you're just not trying to
00:35:01break the contract
00:35:04come here
00:35:05come here
00:35:06come here
00:35:07come here
00:35:08come here
00:35:17come here
00:35:23come here
00:35:25come here
00:35:26just a second
00:35:28come in
00:35:30hey hun
00:35:42oh
00:35:43sorry for interrupting
00:35:44but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in
00:35:48think you can take this one dad?
00:35:50we're kind of in the middle of something
00:35:52I can see that
00:35:54well why don't I read it to her?
00:35:56I mean if you don't
00:35:57if you don't mind
00:35:58well
00:35:59attaboy
00:36:00you know what?
00:36:01just put his shirt on
00:36:02I'm gonna go get her
00:36:03Piper!
00:36:04here comes grandpa
00:36:08he sprang to his sleigh
00:36:09to his team gave a whistle
00:36:12and away they all flew
00:36:13like the down of a thistle
00:36:15but I heard him exclaim
00:36:17as he drove out of sight
00:36:19Merry Christmas to all
00:36:21and to all
00:36:23a good night
00:36:26if Piper knew he was her real dad
00:36:28she'd be over the moon
00:36:30good night Piper
00:36:35is her dad still around?
00:36:37yeah but he doesn't know it
00:36:39cause you're her dad
00:36:41uh no
00:36:43that man has no idea
00:36:45what a treasure
00:36:47he's missing out on
00:36:51do you really think so?
00:36:53from the bottom of my heart
00:36:56maybe I should tell him
00:36:57he deserves to know
00:37:05Max
00:37:10you're Piper's father
00:37:14you're Piper's father
00:37:18I'll tell you when the time is right
00:37:44where's Piper?
00:37:46she must have snuck off
00:37:47while we were asleep
00:38:04God, he's such a good kisser
00:38:06God, he's such a good kisser
00:38:22yeah
00:38:22yeah
00:38:23this
00:38:24I remember this
00:38:35good morning you two love bugs
00:38:38how was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:41good morning Miss Smith
00:38:42it was great
00:38:44wonderful
00:38:45well it's about to get even better
00:38:49oh no
00:38:50what is that?
00:38:51Sardines and Saltines
00:38:53it's a Smith family classic
00:38:55it was my Gram Gram's favorite
00:38:57during wartime
00:38:58don't be shy
00:38:58go ahead and grab a handful
00:39:01Max you don't have to
00:39:03no no
00:39:03it's okay
00:39:05Smith family staple
00:39:07oh
00:39:08there we go
00:39:26good?
00:39:28good?
00:39:29scrunchies
00:39:31well you two better get dressed
00:39:33you gotta go see Aunt Miranda
00:39:37could I um
00:39:37could I have some water please?
00:39:39that means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda
00:39:41and her brood this year
00:39:43what's the deal with them?
00:39:45every year Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I
00:39:47says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm
00:39:52hey don't worry
00:39:53I'll protect you and Piper
00:39:57better have Sam on standby tonight
00:39:59just in case
00:40:01well
00:40:02looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:15wait that earring
00:40:18wait that earring
00:40:20wait that earring
00:40:20you like it?
00:40:22I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago
00:40:24did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:27I don't really remember the details but
00:40:30luckily I was able to find a new pair
00:40:33right
00:40:34it's just a common earring
00:40:36anyone can have it
00:40:37maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:40:39she can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:43so Ava and Piper
00:40:46still aren't here
00:40:48but Derrick said that Ava got married
00:40:51what kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:55an aging single mom
00:40:56slim pickings
00:40:58I heard he's in waste management
00:41:00that explains it
00:41:02she's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:41:05oh please Miranda
00:41:06look Ava is your niece
00:41:08oh come on grandpa
00:41:10everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one night stand
00:41:14her track record speaks for itself
00:41:16exactly
00:41:16not like my Sierra
00:41:18married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:41:23oh
00:41:24they're here
00:41:26Merry Christmas everybody
00:41:32Merry Christmas everybody
00:41:34Merry Christmas
00:41:36you must be Grandpa Harold
00:41:38I am
00:41:39I'm Ava's husband
00:41:40Max
00:41:41pleasure to meet you
00:41:42welcome
00:41:42you're Ava's husband
00:41:44but
00:41:45you're gorgeous
00:41:48but
00:41:49what is handsome as you?
00:41:51look at you two
00:41:52you look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:54Merry Christmas Grandpa
00:41:57this is for Max and I
00:41:59oh my goodness
00:41:59thank you Ava
00:42:00let me grab that for you daddy
00:42:04oops
00:42:04oh my bad
00:42:05oh a homemade gift
00:42:08how thrifty
00:42:09not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:13mommy's right you mean all high
00:42:15you little
00:42:17you
00:42:18you will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:20or you will lose yours
00:42:22oh
00:42:22you think you broke my wrist
00:42:25look what you just did to my mother
00:42:27my husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:42:30he could ruin your life
00:42:44what are you?
00:42:45are you okay?
00:42:46I'm fine
00:42:47I'm just wet huh?
00:42:48yeah
00:42:48it's okay
00:42:49it's okay
00:42:52what are you?
00:42:55don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:57did you just slap me?
00:42:59next time it'll be a closed fist
00:43:01you're a fucking psycho
00:43:03you know what Sierra?
00:43:04I can take your little insults
00:43:05but leave my family out of this
00:43:09her family
00:43:11she needs me
00:43:16you okay honey?
00:43:18do I look okay to you?
00:43:19dumbass
00:43:20do something
00:43:21you don't know who you're messing with
00:43:23I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me
00:43:26oh wow
00:43:26I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name
00:43:31to bully people
00:43:32like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks
00:43:35let's call him
00:43:36I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:39please
00:43:40who do you think you are?
00:43:42enough
00:43:45there will be no arguing during Christmas
00:43:48fine dad
00:43:49let it go Nathan
00:43:50they're just jealous
00:43:54for grandpa's sake
00:43:55I'll let you off easy
00:43:56I think you
00:43:57oh Nathan
00:43:59a thank you
00:44:00I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you
00:44:04do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:05alright that's enough
00:44:07everyone come inside
00:44:08and sit down
00:44:09thank you
00:44:21thank you
00:44:23thank you
00:44:24thank you
00:44:25thank you
00:44:27thank you
00:44:28thank you
00:44:30thank you
00:44:30is this a joke?
00:44:31can you please pass me some food?
00:44:34hold it
00:44:34who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:36yes
00:44:36my husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:43my husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:46king crab fresh from Alaska
00:44:49and grass fed wagyu
00:44:51three times the price
00:44:53fifty times the flavor
00:44:55and you don't get a single bite
00:44:57it's just petty
00:44:58maybe
00:44:59maybe so
00:44:59but gourmet food
00:45:01isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:45:04fine
00:45:05then we won't stay and eat with you
00:45:07come on let's go
00:45:08no no
00:45:09don't you dare
00:45:11leave our family dinner
00:45:13grandpa I'm sorry but
00:45:14they're treating us like
00:45:15I know dear
00:45:17I just want to have our family together
00:45:19fine
00:45:20we'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:23better a stray than a bitch
00:45:24what was that?
00:45:29I just want to have our family together
00:45:31fine
00:45:33we'll stay
00:45:34can I have a little napple?
00:45:37it's ok sweetie
00:45:38we'll get something
00:45:39right after
00:45:40like drive thru?
00:45:41I hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:44that will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:45:49no stays
00:45:50ow
00:45:51seriously are you ok?
00:45:53yes please
00:45:54you hit my child
00:45:55you're fucking crazy
00:45:57well if you'd teach her some manners
00:45:58maybe I wouldn't have to
00:46:04don't worry baby
00:46:05I'll handle it
00:46:09don't worry baby
00:46:10I'll handle it
00:46:14Piper
00:46:15sweetie
00:46:16are you ready to try the best food
00:46:18you've ever had in your life?
00:46:22ok sweetheart
00:46:23ok sweetheart
00:46:23give me two minutes
00:46:24and one phone call
00:46:25as if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:28actually I do
00:46:30he's such a liar
00:46:32this ought to be hilarious
00:46:33oh
00:46:34it will be
00:46:37Sam
00:46:39yeah send the troops
00:46:40and bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:42Antarctica
00:46:42I'm already on my way
00:46:47bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:50I'm already on my way
00:46:53you hear this guy?
00:46:54he wants the best king crab in the world
00:46:57from Antarctica
00:46:59now I get why you married him Eva
00:47:01his silly delusions are just adorable
00:47:04Max
00:47:05what are you doing?
00:47:07don't worry about it sweetheart
00:47:08Santa's already on his way
00:47:09actually
00:47:115
00:47:124
00:47:133
00:47:152
00:47:161
00:47:19a helicopter?
00:47:21a helicopter?
00:47:27there's no way
00:47:33how did you pull this off?
00:47:35Sam is like family
00:47:36I thought I'd introduce you too
00:47:38thanks boss
00:47:40boss?
00:47:41Eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:43maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:47:45Eva
00:47:46I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:49I'm
00:47:50Maximus Harrison
00:47:52you're
00:47:53the CEO
00:47:54of Harrison Group?
00:47:56mhm
00:47:59come on
00:48:01you can stop kidding around
00:48:03if you were the CEO
00:48:04why would you be here
00:48:05pretending to be my husband?
00:48:07no I actually am the CEO
00:48:09come on
00:48:09you can stop the charade
00:48:11okay this is just another favor
00:48:12from that bigwig friend isn't it?
00:48:14Eva
00:48:14I'm not pretending
00:48:17Mr. Harrison
00:48:18the Antarctic king crab
00:48:20as you requested
00:48:30how is this possible?
00:48:33this loser brings Antarctic king crab
00:48:36and has his own personal chef?
00:48:39who are you?
00:48:40I told you
00:48:41I'm Eva's husband
00:48:43that chef called him Mr. Harrison
00:48:45wait
00:48:46no
00:48:47hold on
00:48:49you're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:54you're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:56hmm
00:48:56some of the small ones
00:48:58I mean you know that
00:49:01you work for me
00:49:02oh god
00:49:03I insulted my own boss
00:49:05I'm finished
00:49:11oh god
00:49:11I insulted my own boss
00:49:14I'm finished
00:49:15didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:49:17pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move
00:49:20worth every penny I'm paying him
00:49:21for tonight
00:49:22your feast ends
00:49:24and with that your career
00:49:26you're fired
00:49:28fired?
00:49:29Sam?
00:49:34you're fired?
00:49:35you're fired?
00:49:35oh god
00:49:36I can't be fired
00:49:38what?
00:49:40Mr. Harrison please
00:49:41you can have as much crab as you want
00:49:43please
00:49:43Mr. Harrison I'll do anything
00:49:46guys
00:49:47take out the trash
00:49:53and you
00:49:54oh me?
00:49:57Mr. Harrison come on
00:49:58that was a Christmas joke
00:50:00a family tradition
00:50:01yeah well
00:50:02there's a new family tradition
00:50:04Sam?
00:50:09will you do me the honors?
00:50:12glassy
00:50:16Merry Christmas Aunt Marianne
00:50:20Father do something
00:50:22you kinda deserve that
00:50:25I'm leaving
00:50:27mmm
00:50:27pumpkin
00:50:28my favorite
00:50:34come on sweetie
00:50:35daddy have this crab line just for you
00:50:38eat as much as you want
00:50:39thanks daddy
00:50:44I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas
00:50:46I just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:48honestly
00:50:50this is the best Christmas I've ever had
00:50:52well if you want we can have many more
00:50:54just like this
00:50:56does he really mean that?
00:50:58or is he just playing the part?
00:51:00I can't tell
00:51:01and that terrifies me
00:51:07Merry Christmas Mrs. Harrison
00:51:09I brought you a gift
00:51:10here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl
00:51:12oh
00:51:17oh
00:51:18this is wonderful
00:51:21Sam I have a granddaughter
00:51:24tell me everything
00:51:25Miss Eva Smith
00:51:26single mother
00:51:27small town gal
00:51:28didn't finish high school
00:51:30currently works in retail
00:51:31oh Maximus I thought I raised you better
00:51:34a high school dropout?
00:51:37in the Harrison family?
00:51:39not a chance
00:51:44she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:47Maximus seems to like her
00:51:49silence
00:51:49get me the address where she works
00:51:51it's Happy Heels on Broadway
00:51:53that's nice
00:51:54we own that one
00:51:56good work
00:51:57but take off that stupid hat
00:52:09thanks
00:52:10so your dad insisted
00:52:12that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years
00:52:16sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law
00:52:18and how about you?
00:52:24me?
00:52:25yeah
00:52:27are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:32Eva
00:52:32Eva
00:52:43that birthmark
00:52:44family to me is a big commitment
00:52:47and I don't want any loose ends
00:52:49you know?
00:52:51Maximus there's so much we don't know
00:52:53so much we're not telling each other
00:52:54uh
00:52:57no feelings no complications
00:52:58that's what we agreed upon
00:52:59hey I didn't sign a contract
00:53:02Max
00:53:03yeah I guess you're right
00:53:06it's cold
00:53:08maybe I'll go grab some more firewood
00:53:12Max
00:53:14I need to tell you something
00:53:18something important
00:53:19what's gotten into her?
00:53:21is she hiding something?
00:53:23is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:26I haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:31Piper is
00:53:35Piper is
00:53:36mommy, daddy, my hand hurts
00:53:39sweetie
00:53:40oh my gosh
00:53:41it sounds swollen
00:53:42must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:44listen you stay here with daddy, mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit okay?
00:53:50come on Piper
00:53:54okay let me see
00:53:58I promise
00:53:59I won't let anyone
00:54:00hurt you or mommy again
00:54:02but that's not true
00:54:04you're leaving after Christmas aren't you?
00:54:07uh
00:54:09daddy!
00:54:10no!
00:54:17don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:22well maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:26really?
00:54:28please stay daddy
00:54:33you think it was scar?
00:54:37hmm
00:54:39I wouldn't worry about it
00:54:41scars make you look like a badass
00:54:43I have one too
00:54:45dad
00:54:46I got that when I was about your age
00:54:48some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:51really? no way
00:54:53no
00:54:53it was actually a cactus
00:54:56but it's still cool
00:54:59I have something like that on the back of my neck
00:55:05Piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:07my mom said I had that when I was born
00:55:14and how old are you?
00:55:16six
00:55:17six? that one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:20okay I found the first aid kit
00:55:22Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:28what do I even say?
00:55:29and how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:31sorry honey, this man's your dad
00:55:33and he didn't know you existed until now
00:55:35um
00:55:36um
00:55:37yeah
00:55:40can I see your hand sweetie?
00:55:42Eva
00:55:47okay, look
00:55:51Piper is
00:55:57go on
00:55:58go on
00:56:03ah, must be an emergency
00:56:06excuse me
00:56:08sorry, I'll take this
00:56:15mommy, are you okay?
00:56:17yeah
00:56:19mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:22I don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:27why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:30I'm telling you Max, that woman is manipulating you
00:56:33she's a high school dropout
00:56:35doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:37and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:40I'm Eva's husband
00:56:41Max, that man has no idea
00:56:45what a treasure
00:56:46he's missing out on
00:56:50I'm sorry Max
00:56:52you can't know Piper's your daughter
00:56:54your mother would take her away
00:56:55after Christmas
00:56:57it's over
00:56:59Eva?
00:57:02Maximus?
00:57:02are you even listening to me?
00:57:04no, mom, mom, listen
00:57:06I'm sorry, okay
00:57:07Eva's my wife
00:57:08and I've made up my mind
00:57:09I'm not leaving her
00:57:12Eva?
00:57:17hello
00:57:19thank you
00:57:23oh, thank you
00:57:24this is for you, grandma
00:57:31oh, wow
00:57:33that's so cool
00:57:35Derek, this is from
00:57:36my
00:57:37Eva and I
00:57:38oh, thank you so much
00:57:40thanks, guys
00:57:41glad you're here
00:57:45oh
00:57:46damn, these are nice
00:57:48grandpa
00:57:49language
00:57:50little ears
00:57:56Piper
00:57:57do you wanna go see your present?
00:57:59it's in the other room by the train set
00:58:00here, I'll go with you
00:58:01remember the song that we sang?
00:58:02ready, ready?
00:58:04grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:58:06what we got guys?
00:58:07Billy
00:58:07walking home from our house
00:58:08Christmas Eve
00:58:13you never told me
00:58:17have we met before?
00:58:23have we met before?
00:58:25she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:31I don't know what you're getting at
00:58:34Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper
00:58:45I don't know what you're talking about
00:58:46lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:47they're very common
00:58:48I feel so awful
00:58:49but I can't lose my child
00:58:52no matter how I feel about him
00:58:56maybe
00:58:59are you okay?
00:59:02were the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:04yeah
00:59:05no
00:59:06I'm fine
00:59:08um
00:59:10oh, I almost forgot
00:59:14I got you this
00:59:15you got me a gift too?
00:59:17tis the season
00:59:19open it
00:59:33gloves
00:59:33gloves?
00:59:35did you make these?
00:59:37yeah
00:59:38I know this is a fake marriage
00:59:40but
00:59:40that's Christmas
00:59:42you've already done so much for me
00:59:44I just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:48how do they feel?
00:59:50warm, right?
00:59:51yeah
00:59:52warm
00:59:54soft
00:59:58perfect
01:00:02thank you, Eva
01:00:04I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:08really?
01:00:10yeah, my mom
01:00:11she partied all the time
01:00:12and I got gifts
01:00:14plenty of them
01:00:15but
01:00:17I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:20nothing
01:00:20personal
01:00:21but you deserve it
01:00:24you're a good guy
01:00:26and
01:00:28someday you'll
01:00:28find
01:00:29someone special
01:00:30to
01:00:32spend all your Christmases with
01:00:34what if that day's today?
01:00:39what if I already found someone special?
01:00:41right here
01:00:44right here
01:00:48right here
01:00:59and
01:01:09come on
01:01:09Max
01:01:09we can't
01:01:11if you want me to stop
01:01:13you better tell me right now
01:01:19come on
01:01:21I don't want you to stop.
01:01:28No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:44It's true.
01:01:46I want you.
01:01:55Oh, God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:02:02Piper!
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:14She can't see me.
01:02:32Piper!
01:02:36Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:51That was way too close
01:02:53Yeah
01:02:54We would have gotten on the naughty list
01:02:59Sometimes it's fun to be naughty
01:03:04Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:08And you still haven't given me mine
01:03:15Let me give it to you
01:03:53Who is calling me this morning?
01:03:59Hello?
01:04:00Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price. What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:08What?
01:04:09We both know my son is way out of your league. Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and
01:04:16go. My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:21Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up. So you
01:04:26keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:32Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:38Are you okay?
01:04:43Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:46So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:50What are you talking about?
01:04:52It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:59Eva, wait!
01:05:03So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:09Well, Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:05:14So, this is just a goodbye.
01:05:18Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:22Look, last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:27But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:30And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:32Just tell me what you need.
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:40Just say the word.
01:05:46You don't get it.
01:05:48You don't get it.
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:03I won't give up on us.
01:06:20Are we here?
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:23As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:30Piper, sweetie, wake up. We're home.
01:06:36How can she just walk away?
01:06:46Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:48It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:50Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:53You promised.
01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:57Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:00All right, fine.
01:07:02When?
01:07:04Two days.
01:07:05I'll come pick you up.
01:07:07No need.
01:07:08Just send me the address, Mommy, either.
01:07:15I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you, so don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:23Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:24If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:42If you fight, I'm injured on the side.
01:07:44It's the truth.
01:07:45It's the truth.
01:07:46Step ten times.
01:07:49Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:51Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:53Boss?
01:07:55Boss?
01:07:59Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:02I need to go win back my family.
01:08:05Family?
01:08:06Boss, you okay?
01:08:07Never better.
01:08:10Go get her, Max.
01:08:14Give it your best smile and...
01:08:17Ah, there he is.
01:08:20Maximus, darling.
01:08:21I have some prospects for you.
01:08:24Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:29Oh.
01:08:32I told you.
01:08:33I already found the woman I love.
01:08:37Well...
01:08:41Maximus, stop this.
01:08:43That Eva woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:46Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:50You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:54No, I'm not.
01:08:56Oh?
01:08:57I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:01I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:09:06What?
01:09:19What?
01:09:20That's her.
01:09:21The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:26Hi.
01:09:27Welcome in.
01:09:28Can I help you find something?
01:09:30I want to try those.
01:09:34Awesome.
01:09:35I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:37Are you?
01:09:38Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:43No, no, no.
01:09:44I know what I want.
01:09:46Size 7.
01:09:49Oh, Bitty can't even walk but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:53Come on.
01:09:53She wants the white shoes.
01:10:00Ignore her.
01:10:01She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:03Here, let me help you.
01:10:04Come on.
01:10:09She seems kind.
01:10:16I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:18She's just doing her job.
01:10:21How do they feel?
01:10:23Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:26I think I need a size up.
01:10:28Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:33Right away.
01:10:34I'll be right back.
01:10:36She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:39Was I wrong about her?
01:10:55Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:59Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:00She can't walk.
01:11:04That's just pure evil.
01:11:09Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:12She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:13Who cares?
01:11:14It's the last pair.
01:11:16I get paid commission.
01:11:22I am not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:26See?
01:11:28This is your whole problem.
01:11:31This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:34I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:37I'm not selling her joke.
01:11:40She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:43People who insult her all day?
01:11:45Me?
01:11:46I'm your manager.
01:11:50Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:12:01Did I stutter?
01:12:06You don't have to fire me.
01:12:09I quit.
01:12:16I don't work here anymore.
01:12:19Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:12:21They're broken.
01:12:22Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:24You're a good person after all.
01:12:28Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:30I'm sorry?
01:12:33Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:35Get out.
01:12:42You're not disabled?
01:12:44Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:48Absolutely shameful.
01:12:50Who are you?
01:12:51I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group
01:12:55and the owner of this store.
01:12:58You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:13:02I am.
01:13:03And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:07What did I do?
01:13:10You are a good person.
01:13:14From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:19Are you serious?
01:13:24That's right.
01:13:26Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:27You are professional, responsible,
01:13:30far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:37You, out.
01:13:39I'll leave.
01:13:43I'm leaving.
01:13:46I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:50No, don't worry.
01:13:52You're getting a promotion.
01:13:54You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:58First assignment.
01:14:00I want that row, and that row,
01:14:04and the entire display case.
01:14:07Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:10Okay.
01:14:13Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:17I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:26She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:28Of course she lives like this.
01:14:39Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:45Max?
01:14:46Eva?
01:14:48What are you doing here?
01:14:51I, uh...
01:14:52There you are, Eva!
01:14:55Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:58My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:01What are you talking...
01:15:05That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:10Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:11Stop!
01:15:13And you?
01:15:14You lied to me at the store.
01:15:17Y-you were both just testing me?
01:15:19Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:22I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:23I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:27But I was wrong.
01:15:28Eva, please.
01:15:29I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:32Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:34How could you think that of me?
01:15:36It's not like that, dear.
01:15:39Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:41Mom!
01:15:42What did you do?
01:15:43I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:46We're not together.
01:15:48And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:54I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:58What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:59Go after her.
01:16:04Eva.
01:16:05Let me go!
01:16:06I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:07Look, we come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:09Stop pretending like you care!
01:16:11I'm not pretending!
01:16:12Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:14And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:22Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:25Max, you came.
01:16:27God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:16:31I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:36Just say the word.
01:16:40See?
01:16:42Stop fighting.
01:16:45We belong together.
01:16:48You're wrong.
01:16:50Wrong about what?
01:16:52That you care?
01:16:53Or we belong together?
01:16:55Look, I already told you.
01:16:56We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:59Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:03Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:08Eva!
01:17:12Eva!
01:17:12Eva!
01:17:14I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:16Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:24Ow!
01:17:26Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:28Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:30Come here.
01:17:39No, you're not fine.
01:17:40You're sad.
01:17:43I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:47I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:51I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:17:56Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:00Lovebug.
01:18:02You're right.
01:18:03What am I doing?
01:18:04Running like a coward?
01:18:07I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:10Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:13I believe in you.
01:18:15What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:18:17I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:22Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:24Piper is his daughter.
01:18:32Enough sulking.
01:18:33Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:37Don't you think I want to?
01:18:39She doesn't want me.
01:18:41I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:43Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:45You can't abandon her.
01:18:46Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:48I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:51And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:55What are you talking about?
01:18:57I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:00Piper is your daughter.
01:19:02What?
01:19:03See for yourself.
01:19:11I was right.
01:19:12Seven years ago.
01:19:14New Years.
01:19:15That woman was Eva.
01:19:26Eva!
01:19:28Hey.
01:19:30Daddy!
01:19:32Daddy!
01:19:33Piper!
01:19:37I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:44You came back.
01:19:49I, uh...
01:19:51Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:59I, uh...
01:20:00I was scared.
01:20:02But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:05Because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:10Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:13I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:17Piper is your daughter.
01:20:19You knew.
01:20:21My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:23Mama!
01:20:27Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago, but you've known this whole time?
01:20:31I was scared.
01:20:32Okay?
01:20:33I didn't know if you were gonna take her from me.
01:20:35I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:38How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:51I love you, Eva.
01:20:54I love you, too.
01:20:56I promise.
01:20:58For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:02As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:15Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:18For real this time?
01:21:19Yes.
01:21:20Yes.
01:21:21Yes, of course.
01:21:22I'll marry you.
01:21:26Yes.
01:21:28Hi.
01:21:35Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:42I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:49Who's that?
01:21:52Eva!
01:21:54Take me back!
01:21:57I'm sorry!
01:21:58I'm sorry!
01:21:59I struck your tire!
01:22:02Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:05Again.
01:22:08No?
01:22:09Not funny?
01:22:10I don't know what to say.
01:22:10Oh, my God.
01:22:11Bye!
01:22:11Bye.
01:22:11Hello.
01:22:11You
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