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Sidemen: Inside - Season 3 - Episode 03: The Big Three
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00:06Previously on inside three insiders nominated for elimination are Lydia Ben and Chloe
00:14if I were any of you three probably start trying to make some friends if I find out that AB
00:20has
00:21done this to me it's game on bitch there's a snake amongst the group if you vote for Lydia
00:25we all vote for Chloe don't vote for Chloe bro if I want to stay we have to have a
00:29plan the boys
00:30can't approach to keep me in if I keep them the boys are sticking together and right now we're
00:36trying to make sure that we get the girls out come to Las Vegas this April I'm taking it bro
00:43so you didn't you didn't know I didn't take it doesn't make sense oh we spent 250 bags into the
00:54expression that's you motherfucker I didn't do it this is ridiculous bro Lydia Ben and Chloe and the
01:02three of you please come and stand beside me the rest of you will now be going one by one
01:08to room 19
01:10so vote the person I'm going to eliminate is Lydia Ben Lydia Ben
01:16Lydia Ben
01:17Lydia Ben
01:18Ben
01:20walk up in this bitch like yeah I'm really am talking my shit like I'm really him hold up
01:31walk up in this bitch like yeah I'm really him hold up woke up in this bitch like yeah I'm
01:39really him
01:39walk up in this bitch like yeah I'm finna win on God
01:48a million on the line like I got some dough I'm trying to spin
01:54side men and side lights ay we about to go in on God
02:02Lydia Ben
02:02Ben
02:04Chloe
02:12I can now reveal that the person that has been eliminated and will be going home tonight is
02:24Lydia
02:28the rest of you good to survive another day inside
02:34my elimination would be Chloe
02:40I would like to eliminate Lydia but all today she's just like I've actually really got to know her and
02:47I know that she's a really sweet girl
02:49I am voting to eliminate Lydia
02:58the whole thing was so fun I feel like this is such a good group and I'm so happy for
03:06them
03:06it's so awful
03:09I didn't think it was going to be this hard but seeing someone go is very hard
03:13I may have only known Lydia for 24 hours but just the feeling of seeing someone go and being the
03:19only person of 12 going home
03:23it sucks
03:24should we just do a big group hug everyone
03:27everyone a group hug
03:28everyone gathering
03:29we've got nothing
03:30but why am I now in the middle
03:32oh fuck
03:33like I'm sad I'm sad I'm going home
03:36and I know that some people voted against me
03:39but I still feel like I've made friends in her
03:43the door's there
03:44and the dickhead's there
03:48brother I like that one
03:50he's a fucker
03:50he's a fucker
03:52that's crazy
03:52the front
03:54I know
03:54the 20 here
03:55he's fucking took the best of that
03:56no no bro bro bro bro bro
03:57no no bro
03:58all that and I didn't get the temptation
04:00I'm actually just talking
04:01no I'm serious
04:02no I'm fucking serious
04:03do you know what I mean
04:04he's a fucker
04:06Alhan
04:08Alhan
04:08Alhan
04:09Alhan
04:09throughout the whole elimination this brother was laughing
04:14and he was laughing so much he got me laughing
04:17Eddie laughing
04:19Love Island laughing
04:20to the point where it's like we were just in a group stitching her up
04:24I feel so bad
04:25for that
04:26you look so funny
04:27just like
04:28I don't know how to explain it
04:29I'm not the best in these kind of situations
04:32I laugh at funerals and um
04:35you know just
04:36I'm basically
04:37I'm not the person to be at that type of thing
04:40just to be clear
04:41Lydia hasn't died
04:42I'll tell you what though
04:44on a real
04:44so happy Ben's still here
04:46oh man
04:46oh of course
04:47I'm Chloe as well
04:49I'm Chloe as well
04:50yeah Chloe as well
04:51can I confirm a random soft drink please
04:53what are you motherfuckers doing in here
04:55especially you
04:56after that fucking performance
04:58nah
04:58yeah
04:59fuck that
05:00Alhan's just taking the piss
05:01I just feel like he's going to the shop a lot
05:04he's just in it for himself
05:05everything is mad cheap now
05:06look
05:06it went down
05:07look
05:07can I confirm the playing cards please
05:09yeah
05:09erm
05:10bro
05:11can I please confirm popcorn
05:13go for a popcorn lads
05:15yeah
05:15hundred dollars
05:16except for you
05:18I got nothing right
05:20that's me
05:20that's me
05:21that's me
05:21now you really thought you were going
05:23I did I did yeah
05:24there's no chance you were going
05:25I told you I got you
05:27you
05:28you know
05:28you know
05:32you know
05:33you know
05:33hi guys can I please confirm
05:35three soft drinks
05:36um
05:37one ice cream
05:39and a red wine please
05:40thank you
05:41thank you
05:41yeah
05:43can I confirm two random soft drinks please
05:46make it a ginger beer
05:47two ginger beers is what we call in Stoke-on-Tren
05:50and a pokey bum wanking good drink
05:53it's really good
05:54yeah
05:55yeah
05:56can I confirm about it
05:58please
05:58do you need
05:59confirm
06:00is that like ice cream
06:02it's a fight in a hurricane what we're spending at the moment
06:04it feels like today's just been an absolute purge
06:06someone gets a little bit mischievous in the shop it makes your day
06:09you feel like it
06:10I can't describe it
06:12it's fun there's nothing else to do in here apart from that
06:14I'm sorry
06:15yeah I saw that smirk
06:16I saw the little smirk
06:17Ben
06:18buy something
06:19fire sale
06:20fire sale
06:21you buying fucking monsters on monsters
06:23look mate
06:24all right
06:24all right Ben real talk
06:26yeah I understand you made a promise to yourself
06:28but we kept you in bro
06:29so spend
06:30yeah I haven't bought anything
06:32I don't care if other people buy things
06:33I'm not trying to be the police here
06:35well I can definitely see some people are spending some big money
06:38I don't really care to spend money it's a personal challenge
06:40I want to try to do it without anything
06:44let's see if it's possible
06:45all I've bought is an energy drink hot water in this
06:47no I promise you it's so fine
06:49I just think it sends so much socializing
06:51yeah it's yourself for tomorrow
06:52I just feel bad
06:53I feel so bad
06:54I said I wasn't going to spend anything
06:55it's fine
06:57I confirm one energy drink
06:59I confirm two energy drinks
07:01two energy drinks
07:02so no let's hope they don't put a charge on toilet roll
07:05and do you know what people have definitely been spending secret money
07:08no it's just been our hand I think
07:10and our hand and our
07:11what about that six thousand pound champagne
07:13yeah
07:14I think Alfie's a hundred percent the leader
07:16and I don't even know how
07:17because he spends the most money
07:18the strongest personalities are spending
07:20it's almost like the opposite
07:21like you have to spend to stay in
07:23listen listen
07:24don't get me wrong
07:25yeah
07:26I actually love Ben
07:27yeah lovely guy
07:28oh
07:28if we're being tactical here in the trio
07:30yeah
07:30yeah
07:30the big three
07:31he
07:32that's on your name by the way
07:33you've got second appears
07:33the big three
07:34ah yes the big three
07:36Marlon's Kendrick
07:37AB's J. Cole
07:39and Alhan is definitely Drake
07:44yeah
07:46big spender
07:48I like that
07:49so shall we keep the drinks in the sink
07:51oh that's good
07:52yeah
07:52I think Saffron's misunderstood the phrase sink in a few cans
07:59I wanted to tell you a secret
08:00what oh what
08:01let's go I'll tell you a secret
08:02okay
08:03so
08:05I really like Alfie
08:08I feel like we're getting along pretty well
08:10she just gives me this uh
08:12sense of comfort
08:14girls
08:15don't like your spending
08:16okay
08:17so if you care about something
08:20uh
08:20spend less on new upgrades
08:22mm-hmm
08:23if you don't
08:24I don't care
08:25okay
08:26just a warning
08:28just a warning
08:29just a warning
08:29okay thank you
08:30I've never heard that
08:31okay cool
08:32but I personally I don't care
08:34yeah yeah I know
08:35oh my god
08:36who do you have suspicion as Val
08:39I don't know it's getting
08:40it's getting funny now
08:41I feel like I
08:42I know who I have
08:44suspicions about
08:44really
08:45but you're actually not going to say
08:47yes
08:47everyone is in my way
08:50I just want them whispering
08:51they do them all the time
08:52I just want them whispering
08:53yeah whispering's so rude
08:56yeah
08:56he can like build connections
08:58he doesn't want to build connections with anybody
08:59no he doesn't
08:59does he
09:00yeah he doesn't
09:00but maybe he's just damn rubbish
09:02I find him so hard
09:03he's hard to reach out
09:04and I think
09:04I don't know if he actually wants to be my friend or not
09:06and I think Anna's really nice
09:07but I don't think she's on the girl side at all
09:09no
09:09so what will we end well
09:11I actually think we need to get in that way
09:13yeah
09:13boys
09:14yeah
09:15this is a big three right here
09:16I know it's a big three
09:17some of the girls aren't happy with my spending
09:19and she said I don't care
09:21who said that?
09:22Anna
09:22I know she was just warning me
09:23she was like I don't care
09:24but then some of them mentioned it
09:26so if you like
09:26want to be careful with it
09:27that's what she said
09:28okay so listen
09:30surely that's another fine
09:32spend
09:33and
09:33or not when they see it
09:34just be careful
09:35you know what I'm saying
09:36just be more careful
09:36the big three is
09:37me, AB, out hand
09:39I think it kind of naturally formed itself
09:41I don't know how long this boys alliance is going to last
09:43but
09:45I do want to think
09:47that it will keep going until the end
09:51I think
09:53what's for a foot rub?
09:55for a foot rub?
09:56yeah
09:57not enough
09:58how are we bread tightening?
10:03tomorrow is the raw dog though isn't it
10:05tomorrow is like
10:05we are not
10:06like we are raw dog
10:07in the day
10:08we are not
10:09spending
10:10are we?
10:10that's a bit forward Alfie
10:14it stinks
10:15yeah
10:15I'm going to smell it less.
10:17Fucking excursion.
10:20What stinks?
10:27Which mug has put cauliflower in my bed?
10:30Was that Chloe?
10:32No, it wasn't me. It was excursion.
10:34Exclamation mark did not do that.
10:36It was, I promise you. It was not me. It was excursion.
10:39X Factor did not do that, bro.
10:41Now, I never even knew that cauliflowers could smell this bad.
10:44Please not. Please not.
10:46What do you want? Fuck off!
10:47I know because I'm scared.
10:50I don't really care. It's a laugh.
10:55Oh, there we go.
10:58Goodnight, insiders.
10:59Goodnight.
11:05It's 1.07am and Alhan...
11:09..has begun snoring.
11:14It's 4.30am and Alhan's snoring has registered a 3.9 on the Richter scale.
11:24It's 6am and we can hear the birds tweeting.
11:30Just kidding. It's Alhan's fucking snoring.
11:41It's a new day.
11:42I bet our insiders feel revitalised and...
11:45Oh, I've got a fucking calf cramp.
11:47Oh.
11:47Yeah, never mind.
11:49I slept so bad last night.
11:52One of you was snoring so loud.
11:53Yeah, someone was snoring so loud.
11:55We've got somebody. We know who it was.
11:57Who was it?
11:58You know who it was.
11:59Tell us now.
12:00It was Satan.
12:00I've got them set about them.
12:01You know who it was.
12:03Alhan's snoring will bring people back to life.
12:05Bring me back to life like Evanescence, blood.
12:08My snoring was fucked.
12:10I mean, to be snoring like that after spending, you know, 50, 60k,
12:15that's quite cheeky, isn't it?
12:16Good morning.
12:23Good morning.
12:27These two are getting along like family.
12:29With Alhan's Turkish heritage, he might actually be related to Chloe's teeth.
12:34Right, what the fuck is Alhan doing, man?
12:36Just going to keep a couple of tabs on that guy.
12:38Don't be lying for that, bro.
12:39I just woke up.
12:40I can't be chasing after mum.
12:42Like, we ain't spending nothing today.
12:44Yeah.
12:45If we ain't, he is.
12:48Face your order.
12:50Good morning, Britain.
12:51Can I have a premium coffee, please?
12:53A hot shower after saying you weren't going to spend today.
12:56You dirty dog, A.B.
13:01Right, do I just breathe the coldness?
13:04God, you couldn't even swing a fucking cat in there.
13:06Most people just use a flannel.
13:08Eddie, how do you fit in there?
13:10I'm going to try.
13:13Right, come on, Chloe, come on!
13:15Come on!
13:16Fuck!
13:17Oh, my fucking God!
13:18Ah!
13:19Is that the cold on?
13:21Go on, Chloe, follow you.
13:24Oh!
13:24Oh!
13:25Oh!
13:26Oh!
13:28Oh!
13:28Oh!
13:29Oh!
13:29Look at me.
13:30I think I've got frost light.
13:32I think I've got frost light.
13:35I've got icicles forming from me nose and that fucking cold glove.
13:40Oh!
13:43Breakfast, fuck that.
13:44I ain't want it.
13:45India's the first one at breakfast.
13:47I went to a restaurant called A Taste of India, and I must say she's delicious.
13:57How is it?
13:58It's terrible.
13:59How are you feeling there?
14:01How's the game going?
14:03He didn't realise it was a game really till yesterday.
14:05In it?
14:06You know what I mean?
14:06Yeah, I agree.
14:07When that money went to fucking seven-something, whatever it was.
14:12When I realised, you know what I mean?
14:15All right, cool.
14:16I feel like there's certain people who are not being as, like, mindful.
14:23Like, just because you don't need the money, this means people don't want to have a good time.
14:26You're saying certain people, and I know who you're talking about.
14:29I do think AB has been spending a lot.
14:33He has had, like, a meal upgrade every single day.
14:36And I just feel like nobody wants to eat rice and beans.
14:40Like, but you're not allergic.
14:42I'd kill for a hot shower, but I just can't.
14:44Why?
14:45Probably bought an energy drink.
14:46I've got two energy drinks now.
14:47We're on the same page.
14:48You don't need to do a hot shower.
14:49Do the hot one.
14:50I know, but I just don't want to.
14:52Why?
14:52Man, I'm using 20 grand for laughing, and you don't want to have a hot shower.
14:55Facts.
14:56What are you talking about?
14:57Facts.
14:57Do your thing.
14:58He's running riot in here, you know.
15:00Hey, I think the ladies are going to take him out, you know.
15:05You know, wait there.
15:06No, he's all right for now.
15:08He's all right for now.
15:09I slept amazing.
15:10What about you?
15:11No, not God.
15:12Not God.
15:12I had weird dreams about all of you.
15:14We had dreams.
15:14Did you?
15:15What kind of weird dreams or what?
15:17No, no.
15:17No, I'll keep it to myself.
15:18I'm going to vote you guys out.
15:20Okay, right.
15:21What happened in my dreams.
15:21No way.
15:23You're going to vote us out for something we did in your dream.
15:26Yeah, what you did in my dream is fucked.
15:28I can't even look at you in the eye.
15:29To be fair, he's struggled with female eye contact since the start.
15:34My fancier.
15:35Ah, what did you say?
15:37My fancier flirting.
15:41Who do you think is going to go next?
15:42I don't feel like voting any girls out.
15:45Unless there are like other guys that we can vote for.
15:48Yeah, we need to stick together.
15:49For sure, no.
15:50What's your relationship like with AB?
15:53With AB?
15:53Yeah.
15:54I know that you might not like him because he's spending.
15:57He was the first person that I met when I came.
15:59Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:00So, I don't know.
16:01Because obviously I'm still trying to like read him.
16:03Read him?
16:03But I think that's obviously his personality.
16:05He's quite just to himself.
16:06Yeah.
16:07Hmm, interesting.
16:08Now, real talk.
16:09Yeah.
16:10Bro, fuck everyone.
16:11No, no, no, no.
16:12Bro, I mean everyone.
16:14Yeah?
16:14What about Cheyenne?
16:16Especially.
16:20I'm telling you, bro, I don't see any, like, any sort of like threat.
16:24They ain't good at him.
16:25Yeah, yeah.
16:26And they don't have it in them.
16:27Yeah, yeah.
16:28They ain't villains like us.
16:31I think now is the time to activate and turn it up a notch and just go full on prick
16:38mode.
16:39I'd love to know what this current mode was called.
16:46Can I confirm a watermelon?
16:48I saw the watermelon for sale and I thought, you know what, that's something Alhan would do.
16:53So, I thought, fuck it.
16:55Yeah, why should I just fucking sit around and watch everyone have fun?
16:58Might as well get in on it.
17:02Yeah.
17:02You ain't sleeping, bro.
17:03All right, let's carry the mattress.
17:05Oh, fuck, I'm gonna go.
17:06All right, you're so fucking cute.
17:08Right now.
17:09God.
17:10Where are we putting him?
17:10Put him on top of Eddie.
17:11I lift it higher than that.
17:12All right, tell him to the shop.
17:14Wait, wait, wait, wait.
17:15Ah!
17:16Should we just whack him in corridor?
17:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, whack him in corridor.
17:18This is how we should have taken Lydia right.
17:19Just drop it there, fuck it.
17:20Drop.
17:21Drop in the middle, drop in the middle.
17:28I'm going shopping.
17:29Yeah.
17:30It's all cold in.
17:31Yeah.
17:32Oh!
17:34Can I please confirm some blueberries?
17:37I should have some blueberries.
17:39I'd like to confirm a muffin.
17:43Please, can I confirm a muffin as well?
17:46Here we go.
17:48What?
17:49What?
17:50No.
17:50Hey, not the watermelon.
17:52Two muffins.
17:53Dumb ass.
17:54I was going to confirm another one, fuck it.
17:57We never ordered a watermelon, by the way.
17:59We ordered a muffin.
18:04Who would do that?
18:05Ben wouldn't do that.
18:06Eddie wouldn't do that.
18:07Who are you as well?
18:08I can't believe someone else is doing fuckery.
18:10That's not us.
18:10I'm actually getting annoyed.
18:11This is our shit.
18:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:15Oh, my fucking God.
18:17I just...
18:18Why are we throwing it to that one?
18:18Oh, shit.
18:19Quick, Alhan, get it cleaned up.
18:21Not the muffin.
18:21Oh, fuck's sake, man.
18:23OK, OK.
18:24No, no, no, no, no!
18:26Fucking...
18:26Oh!
18:28Oh, my God!
18:29Oh, my God!
18:30We got angry.
18:30You fucked up this whole thing.
18:32No, I haven't...
18:32We had a reason to have a go at ovens.
18:34What you think, poofsy?
18:35The shop looks like a fucking watermelon bloodbath.
18:39Meeting, meeting, meeting, meeting!
18:41Did any of you buy watermelon?
18:42Yeah, it's my watermelon.
18:42Yeah, it's my watermelon.
18:42Did any of you buy watermelon?
18:44Did any of you buy that?
18:45Oh, fuck off.
18:46No, no, no.
18:46Swear, swear.
18:47This one was not it.
18:48Ah, bullshit.
18:49It can't have been.
18:50It can't have been.
18:51It can't have been.
18:52It can't have been.
18:53No, no, no.
18:54Andy's broken.
18:55Andy's broken.
18:56He's guilty because he just dropped it.
18:57Alhan, you're really disappointing me right now.
18:59Mate, I'm a scapegoat.
19:01Alhan has been winding us up constantly.
19:04He's always in that fucking shop buying little bits of shit.
19:08Fuck it.
19:08Let's order it.
19:09Stitch him up.
19:11Where was Alhan when that turned up?
19:12We didn't go down there.
19:14We carried the mattress.
19:14Played wrestling.
19:16Brought the mattress back and they came and chilled with Eddie.
19:18It was one of them three.
19:20It had to be.
19:22Hey, which one of you bought the watermelon?
19:25Oh, come on.
19:26Because this is the first time I think the girls have actually done some fucking like...
19:30What?
19:30What is it?
19:31We went with Alhan to the shop and then he buys the coffee and then it opens and there's just
19:35a watermelon right there.
19:36A whole watermelon?
19:37It's not even chopped up.
19:38Well, I would never choose watermelon as my fruit.
19:41I'm not gonna lie.
19:42How are we gonna eat that though?
19:43I didn't buy it.
19:43It's been dropped.
19:45The shop's a mess.
19:45The shop's a mess.
19:46What?
19:46You did not buy it.
19:48Why would people not eat that?
19:49You can't give Alhan a watermelon.
19:50You don't think he bought it?
19:52Well, he's been asleep for ages.
19:55You don't think it was bad?
19:57Because he ain't bought shit.
19:58What if he's just buying stuff behind our back?
20:00Look at that.
20:01Like, come on.
20:03What if Ben is a boxer?
20:06Ben, was this a mess?
20:08What the fuck?
20:08Was this your first little taste of like...
20:10Hell no.
20:11How's Ben being blamed for this?
20:13Well, probably because he's not a six foot two strong man who goes by the name Beast.
20:22Can I order another watermelon please?
20:25A confirmed watermelon.
20:26I feel like framing Alhan for the watermelon was like the perfect crime.
20:30And I think everyone thinks it was a deep down.
20:33So why not?
20:34Let's do another one.
20:35Fuck him.
20:36Let's keep the momentum going.
20:37Eddie's really put a cat amongst the pigeons.
20:39Or a melon amongst some idiots in this case.
20:42Shit.
20:44I ain't even got no fruits, blud.
20:46I wanted a banana or something.
20:51Motherfuckers.
20:53Fucking pricks, blud.
20:54Pricks, blud.
20:55I haven't ordered one watermelon.
20:59Why are there so many watermelons here fam?
21:01Come on expressions.
21:03Stick it down the back of your pants and say you've got a BBL.
21:06But I'm trying to go under the radar fam.
21:08You know them way there.
21:16Expertly done.
21:17The watermelon blends perfectly into the white wall.
21:20What are you doing bro?
21:21You just tweak it out?
21:22Yeah, why are you doing that?
21:23I think he got the watermelon.
21:24Swear on your mother's life you didn't get the watermelon.
21:27Swear on my mother's life.
21:29Fuck, who did it?
21:30No, I think you got the fucking watermelon.
21:32Mate, I promise.
21:33Eddie, see me.
21:33I see you lot as family.
21:34I wouldn't snake you lot in terms of like...
21:36That's bullshit.
21:37Alhan.
21:37Yeah?
21:38Go to the shop.
21:39Yeah?
21:39On your own.
21:40Yeah?
21:41And that's it.
21:42Just come back with nothing.
21:43Just show us we can trust you.
21:45We want to see nothing in your hands.
21:46We don't want to see nothing pop in the shop after you've gone.
21:49This is the worst mistake.
21:51This is my moment to prove to my housemates
21:53that I don't have to spunk money up the wall.
21:56Now considering I lost over 40, 50 grand yesterday,
22:00this would be a very good moment for me to prove myself.
22:04Pfft!
22:07Pfft!
22:08Pfft!
22:09Pfft!
22:10Pfft!
22:10Pfft!
22:10He loves gambling.
22:11Like, you can't go to that shop and not pick something like that.
22:14But that is the only bit of like serotonin we get in here.
22:16Like getting a little fizzy drink is like Christmas.
22:25I don't want to do this.
22:37Pfft!
22:38Pfft!
22:39Pfft!
22:39Pfft!
22:39Pfft!
22:39Pfft!
22:40Pfft!
22:41He's gone too long.
22:43Yeah.
22:43He's gone too long.
22:44Yeah, yeah.
22:45Can we go?
22:45Can we go?
22:46Yeah, let's just catch him.
22:47Pfft!
22:48Pfft!
22:48I'm quite enjoying the watermelon gig.
22:49I think it's fair in a spanner that works for a few people.
22:53And it's making people realise that Alhanna isn't the only one that can play games.
22:57Pfft!
22:58Get Eddie trying to tip.
22:58This is not me!
23:00Pfft!
23:00Pfft!
23:01Pfft!
23:01Pfft!
23:01Pfft!
23:01Pfft!
23:02Pfft!
23:02Pfft!
23:03Pfft!
23:03Pfft!
23:04Pfft!
23:04Pfft!
23:05Pfft!
23:19Pfft!
23:19Pfft!
23:19I did buy something, but it wasn't this.
23:21Pfft!
23:23Pfft!
23:25Pfft!
23:25Pfft!
23:27Pfft!
23:28Pfft!
23:30Pfft!
23:36Pfft!
23:39Pfft!
23:48Pfft!
23:51Pfft!
23:53Pfft!
24:12Pfft!
24:13Pfft!
24:14It's wrong with you!
24:15Pfft!
24:17Pfft!
24:17Oh no!
24:25Pfft!
24:28Pfft!
24:29Oh no!
24:30Pfft!
24:31You're going off the door for you!
24:39I think it's safe to say Eddie's wiped the floor with Alham there
24:52That noise means it's time for another challenge, but what's in store for them today
25:04This is clear your plate the insiders enter Shay inside with a hundred thousand pound bill one by one
25:12Each insider is served a disgusting mystery dish
25:16They each have two minutes to clear their plate finish their meal and ten thousand pounds comes off the bill
25:22fail and the
25:23Ten thousand pounds stays on if they're struggling they can ring the bell and call another insider to help
25:30But the bell can only be run three times failed to finish the meal even with help and the money
25:37stays on the bill now
25:38Let's clear your plate. Are you guys ready to eat?
25:44Let's see. Let's welcome our first guest at our restaurant India please up to the table
25:53I feel like this is a bit of a sick joke being first is like the worst thing that could
25:57ever happen
25:58But first let's welcome our specs you'll get
26:02Yeah
26:02It's specs!
26:04Oh!
26:08What's my talking about?
26:12Is it haribo?
26:14I can smell things already
26:17Enjoy
26:18This is a nightmare
26:19This is an actual nightmare
26:20Ladies and gentlemen give it up for
26:25Picy chili wasabi pastry
26:28Oh!
26:28I don't know Ben!
26:30I'm so pissed off
26:31Start your timer in three
26:34Two
26:35One
26:35Eat, eat
26:36Come on India
26:37Come on India
26:38Just shove it all in
26:39Down there
26:40Get up!
26:41Get up!
26:41Get up!
26:41Get up!
26:42It's gonna be really hot
26:43Isn't it?
26:43This is a hot sauce
26:44I'm gonna swallow
26:45Evee!
26:46Oh!
26:48It's hot!
26:48It's not hot!
26:49Oh it's very hot!
26:51Oh it's very hot!
26:51Oh it's very hot!
26:52Oh it's very hot!
26:53Mate just snuck your mouth!
26:54Snuck your mouth!
26:55I'm not gonna bite me!
26:56You're like no!
26:57Come on there!
26:58Come on there!
26:59Six!
27:00Five!
27:01Four!
27:02Three!
27:03Two!
27:04One!
27:05Done!
27:06Woooo!
27:09That was hard to have!
27:10And that is 10k off of your bill!
27:12Yes!
27:13Redemption!
27:14What am I talking about?
27:15Next up to the table could we please have Chloe?
27:19Chloe!
27:22Give it up!
27:23Four!
27:25The fish eye coffee!
27:27Oh!
27:27A fish's eye without glasses!
27:30Yeah!
27:30Chloe how do you think you're gonna do this?
27:32I just don't think I could do that!
27:33I feel like that eyeball is still alive!
27:35It's staring at us!
27:36It's staring at us in the coffee!
27:38And I think it's judging us!
27:39It's definitely judging us!
27:4110,000 pounds!
27:43Off the bill!
27:44Can she do it?
27:45Come on!
27:46Just plug your nose in!
27:47Just down in one!
27:48Right Chloe!
27:49We will start your timer in three seconds!
27:51Three!
27:53Two!
27:54Eat it!
27:55One!
27:56Go!
27:56Down in one!
27:58Down in one!
27:59Down in one!
28:00Down in one!
28:01Down in one!
28:02Down in one!
28:02Oh!
28:04Oh!
28:04Oh!
28:05She tucked in!
28:06Who's in?
28:07Marlon!
28:07Marlon!
28:10Please take a seat Marlon!
28:11I just knew it.
28:12I just knew she was gonna call my name.
28:13Great.
28:14Absolutely great.
28:15No!
28:16Come on!
28:17Take it!
28:18Go on Marlon!
28:19Go!
28:20Oh!
28:22Oh!
28:23Spinach is leakage!
28:25Come on!
28:25Come on!
28:26Come on!
28:29Come on!
28:29Come on!
28:30Come on!
28:31Congratulations!
28:32That is 10k off of your bill.
28:34Yay!
28:36However, you have used one of your lifelines.
28:39It is time for the next person to step up to the table.
28:43Marlon!
28:44Please take your seat.
28:45Come on Marlon!
28:46Come on Marlon!
28:47Come on Marlon!
28:47Marlon?
28:48Yeah.
28:48You trust me innit?
28:49Yeah yeah yeah.
28:49Okay.
28:50An ox.
28:51This tail.
28:52Ox tail!
28:53That is the worst one ever.
28:55You have to peel your skin off before you eat it.
28:58Please start your dish in 3, 2, 1.
29:02Oh!
29:02His jaw is going dark.
29:03Oh my God!
29:06Go on Marlon!
29:07Go on Marlon!
29:07You got it!
29:07You got it!
29:08You got it!
29:08You got it!
29:08You got it!
29:09You got it!
29:10You got it!
29:11You got it!
29:12Oh!
29:13Yummy!
29:15Tasty!
29:15Mark Henry's in two minutes.
29:16There's no chance.
29:17There's no chance.
29:17Tag in Eddie Black!
29:19Just tag in Eddie!
29:20Oh yeah?
29:21Tag to me Eddie.
29:22Yes!
29:22Come on Eddie!
29:25Yes!
29:26Yes!
29:26Yes!
29:27Yes!
29:28Yes!
29:28Yes!
29:29Come on Eddie.
29:30He's actually just chomped a whole chunk off.
29:32It's the best person you possibly could have called up.
29:35Eddie!
29:36Eddie!
29:37Eddie!
29:38Eddie!
29:38Eddie!
29:39Eddie!
29:39Eddie!
29:40Eddie!
29:41Eddie!
29:43Come on you're good!
29:44You got this!
29:45Oh!
29:47Oh!
29:48What?
29:49Five!
29:50Four!
29:52Three!
29:53Two!
29:54Yes!
29:55One!
29:56Oh!
29:57There we go!
29:58Empty mouth!
30:00Hold up!
30:02Once again, that is £10,000 off of the bill!
30:06Yay!
30:06But you have now used two of your lifelines, so only one left.
30:09Please save it.
30:10Please.
30:11I'm not sure this person will be hungry anymore, but next up is Eddie.
30:15Come on Eddie!
30:16Come on Eddie!
30:17Come on Eddie!
30:18Mighty you dog!
30:19Go Eddie!
30:19Light work!
30:20All right!
30:21Where's that sick bucket?
30:22You don't need it.
30:23Sick bucket.
30:24Can we get some noise please?
30:25Can we get some noise?
30:26Oh!
30:28Woo!
30:29Eddie!
30:29Go Eddie!
30:30You're about to have the dumbest animal in the world!
30:33That's Steve's brain!
30:35Oh!
30:35Oh!
30:36Eddie you got that!
30:37That's a godstop!
30:38Eddie you got that Eddie!
30:39It's like snot texture as well.
30:42And you do the same thing.
30:42Eddie you got that!
30:44Just be kooks!
30:46Two!
30:47One!
30:47Go!
30:48Go!
30:49Oh!
30:50You got it!
30:51You got it!
30:52You're a viking!
30:52You're the world's strongest man!
30:54You little brain!
30:55It's only a brain!
30:56Eddie!
30:56The world's strongest man might bottle into a sheep's brain.
30:59I thought he was like hard as nails, but he might actually just be a pussy.
31:02There he is!
31:03There he is!
31:04Oh!
31:05Hold it in!
31:05Hold it in!
31:06You got this!
31:06Go on Eddie!
31:10Get it down Eddie!
31:11Get it down!
31:11Get it down!
31:11Get it down!
31:12Over the table!
31:13Eddie!
31:13Let's go!
31:18Eddie!
31:19Congratulations mate!
31:20That is 10,000!
31:22Off the bill!
31:24And it's time to welcome another guest to the table!
31:27AB!
31:29Go on!
31:30Go on!
31:31Go on!
31:31The entire chocolate cake!
31:35What are you joking?
31:36You can do it Bruce!
31:37Right!
31:38Who's on your list?
31:39Bruce Bruce!
31:39Yeah, yeah, yeah!
31:40How have I gone from eating a fish's eyeball and AB is having a chocolate cake?
31:47Favouritism in the workplace!
31:49What do you think of the strategy?
31:50Do I call someone in a medium?
31:51I think you call someone in straight away.
31:53Yeah, it's a big deal.
31:53You call someone straight away.
31:54Yeah, you call someone straight away.
31:54Everyone, shut up!
31:55Just Marlon, we're running the train on this now.
31:59Fucking go right!
32:00Drop to that shit.
32:02Boom!
32:03Boom!
32:05Three, two, one.
32:07Come on!
32:08Oh!
32:09Bruce!
32:10Bruce!
32:11Bruce!
32:12Bruce!
32:12Bruce!
32:13I need water, man!
32:14Come on!
32:15Hands, hands, hands!
32:16Go on, you've got to be quicker than this, guys.
32:18Yeah, if you squeeze it in your hands, make it smaller.
32:21Alphie, like Marlon's doing, squeeze it in and get shriveled in, man.
32:24Put some on your arms as well.
32:25Come on, enjoy it!
32:27Halfway through this cake, there's crumbs everywhere.
32:29My arms are fucking filled with chocolate.
32:32It's looking good, though.
32:32I'm having a lot of patience right now.
32:3430 seconds left!
32:35Woo!
32:37Headbutt the cake!
32:39Just fill your mouth as much as possible!
32:42Fill your mouth!
32:43Come on, come on!
32:44Get in!
32:46Time!
32:48Marlon's the VP of this.
32:50Woo!
32:51Can you see the mouth?
32:52Open up?
32:52That's a great job.
32:54That's a good day.
32:55Do you think you deserve it?
32:56Yeah, I do.
32:57I actually do.
32:58I generally do.
32:59Marlon, AB.
33:02Congratulations, sir.
33:02Take care of the mouth.
33:04Come on!
33:05Come on!
33:06Come on!
33:07Let's fucking go!
33:08Let's go, blood!
33:10Okay, guys, it's going very, very well.
33:13Hopefully no one lets the team down.
33:14But next up to our restaurant, we have Ben.
33:18Come on, Ben.
33:19You trust me?
33:20No.
33:21Ben, give it up!
33:23Oh!
33:23The lamb's testicles!
33:25Oh!
33:26Oh, fuck.
33:26Oh, man.
33:28Those testicles are absolutely minging.
33:31And do you know what?
33:32From speaking to Ben, if there's anything he doesn't want,
33:34it's anything fishy or anything ballsy.
33:37And he's basically got a combination of both.
33:40Remember, there's no more lifelines,
33:42and it's all on you.
33:43This is on me.
33:43Three!
33:44Two!
33:46One!
33:46Come on, Ben.
33:47Go!
33:47Go, Ben.
33:48Oh, yeah.
33:49Easy.
33:49Easy.
33:50Easy.
33:50Easy.
33:52Don't get free.
33:53Come on.
33:56Season that!
33:57Come on, man.
33:59Come on, Ben.
34:01Oh, what the hell?
34:02Thank God for the salt and pepper right now.
34:05Without that, I'd be throwing up right now.
34:08Swallow that.
34:09Yeah, yeah.
34:09Eat it.
34:10Oh!
34:10Oh!
34:11That's gonna be meat-hol.
34:12You have one minute left.
34:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:15Come on, Ben.
34:16Come on, Ben!
34:17It's a chicken, man.
34:19Chicken nugget.
34:19Chicken nugget.
34:21Yeah!
34:23Yeah!
34:26Yeah!
34:26Go on.
34:30Go on!
34:31Yeah!
34:32Go on!
34:33Go on!
34:345!
34:34Ooh!
34:354!
34:371!
34:371, 3...
34:392!
34:40Two.
34:40That's a massive throw.
34:41Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
34:44What is that?
34:45I swear, that's crazy.
34:47I thought there was zero chance I was doing that.
34:48Yeah, that was insane.
34:49Zero fucking...
34:50Ben, you only had to eat one, by the way.
34:52Wait, did you know?
34:54What?
34:54I'm joking.
34:55Thank God, holy shit.
34:57Ben, congratulations.
34:58That is 10K off your bill once again.
35:01Our next guest, expressions.
35:04Saffron.
35:05Anna.
35:05Come on, Anna.
35:07Come on, Saffron.
35:08Hello, Espresso.
35:11This for you.
35:12What's this?
35:13Sabrina Carpenter's fish and macros.
35:16The egg and onion smoothie.
35:19Well, Anna, the 19th century egg.
35:24Oh!
35:26Whoever gave birth to that egg knew it was meant for you.
35:29I have got a century egg.
35:32If you don't know what it is, it is a 200-year egg.
35:36Look, I think I got the worst food.
35:40Broolsky.
35:41It was a mad thing.
35:42It stunk.
35:44Saffron, are you feeling positive?
35:45No.
35:46Are you going to drink it?
35:47Yes.
35:47Yes.
35:48Your time starts in three, two, one, go.
35:54Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.
35:56Woo!
35:57Yes!
35:58Go on, Anna.
35:59Go on, Anna.
36:00Go on, Anna.
36:02Goddamn!
36:04You haven't thrown up yet.
36:05You're not going to.
36:06Come on.
36:07Yes!
36:08Yeah!
36:09Go on, Saffron.
36:11Oh, shit!
36:12Oh!
36:13Oh!
36:14Oh!
36:20Oh my god.
36:22Oh my god.
36:23Broolsky, we are flying through this challenge.
36:26Come on, Anna.
36:27Oh my god.
36:29Oh my god.
36:32Oh my god.
36:32Oh my god.
36:33It's the same day after the bill once again.
36:36Congratulations.
36:41One more, girl, one more, just one more, just one more.
36:45Three, two, one.
36:48Come on, girl.
36:49You've got this, you've got this, you've got this.
36:52Come on.
36:52Good job.
36:54Well done.
36:55You did it, girl.
36:56£10,000 left on the bill.
37:00Are you not happy?
37:01Yeah.
37:02So I'd like to invite Cheyenne up to the table.
37:05Come on.
37:06Come on.
37:07I got this.
37:08Come on, Cheyenne.
37:10Do you understand what I'm saying to you?
37:11Because I'm not happy with you.
37:13Today, you make me proud.
37:15It's not a lie, is it?
37:16I'm going to give you Sweden's national dish.
37:22Hey!
37:22What is it?
37:25It's called...
37:28It's really nice.
37:29It's called...
37:33Swedish søgströmming.
37:34Swedish søgströmming, as we call it, is known for being the most disgusting thing ever.
37:40So I pray for Cheyenne.
37:42I really hope you can pull this through.
37:44Can you spell it?
37:44I can spell it.
37:45Oh, it is nasty.
37:46You have two minutes to clear your plates.
37:50Come on, Cheyenne.
37:52Come on, Cheyenne.
37:54Come on, Cheyenne.
37:56Come on, Cheyenne.
37:58Come on, Cheyenne.
37:58Come on, Cheyenne.
37:59Come on, Cheyenne.
37:59Come on, Cheyenne.
37:59Come on, Cheyenne.
38:00You got this, Cheyenne.
38:01You got this.
38:03You got this.
38:04You got this.
38:05You got this.
38:05You got this.
38:05It's still good.
38:06Chef of the year, 2009.
38:08Chef of the year, 2009.
38:10I told you.
38:10I already got this.
38:12Go for it again.
38:13She's going for it again.
38:14Can I still eat it?
38:17If you can still do it.
38:20Come on.
38:21Come on.
38:22Don't think about it.
38:23Smek, look what you've done.
38:24It's fine by now.
38:25Chef will be in.
38:26Oh, Smek.
38:27Hey, take a picture.
38:32Is that blood coming out of the fish?
38:35Goats.
38:35Goats.
38:36Yes, I am.
38:37Oh, my God.
38:40Guys, it's all going wrong.
38:42It's coming out of my mouth.
38:43I'm dribbling.
38:44The guts.
38:44My eyes are screaming.
38:45I feel like it's coming out of my ears.
38:46Like, what is going on?
38:48Come on, Smek.
38:49Oh, Jack, make it stop.
38:51She doesn't have any tags.
38:53Sharon, don't worry about it.
38:54Fuck it.
38:55Fuck it, love.
38:56I think the time might be up.
38:58That one.
38:58That one.
39:00Oh, that is stinking.
39:02Wow.
39:03You fucking bastards.
39:05Yeah, real talk.
39:05That is the worst one you could have fucking picked.
39:08So, our first fail of the day.
39:10Imagine the feeling of, like, fish guts in your mouth,
39:13but then vomit, but then it smells like vomit,
39:15so then you feel like you're holding down fish vomit,
39:17but it's really just fermented fish.
39:19It is disgusting.
39:20There's only one person left to help you guys break even.
39:23We've saved the best till last.
39:25Woo!
39:26So, Alhan, please come for the day.
39:29Come on, you can do it.
39:31Tom Jones once said,
39:33it's not unusual to be loved by anyone,
39:36but it has nothing to do with what I'd like to show you.
39:40What?
39:41My favourite,
39:41and this is why my restaurant's one star,
39:44give it up for Bulls Jimmy Johnson.
39:47Woo-hoo!
39:48What?
39:49It's a dick.
39:51Bull penis.
39:52That's a bull penis.
39:52Nah.
39:53Fuck yes.
39:54Do you see the size of that?
39:56Triple XL fan Vin Diesel blood.
39:59How are you feeling, Alhan?
40:00I'm very big or?
40:02Your time starts in three, two, one, go.
40:08Go, go, go.
40:09Go, go, go.
40:10Go, go, go.
40:11Go, go, go.
40:12Yeah, gobble, gobble.
40:13It's really nice.
40:15Yeah, he's got this.
40:15Woo!
40:16He's got this.
40:17Come on, Alhan.
40:18What the fuck is going, Alhan?
40:20Come on, Alhan.
40:21Come on, Alhan.
40:21Come on, Alhan.
40:22Come on, Alhan.
40:23Oh, no, one.
40:25Eat it, Tim.
40:26Get some penis in your mouth.
40:27What's he doing?
40:28You had chocolate cake.
40:29Shut the fuck up.
40:31The inner tube, probably, of, you know, the penis is the most chewy, rubbery, weirdest texture
40:39ever.
40:40It's like chewing a hose pipe.
40:42A beef-flavored hose pipe.
40:44Mate, I can't do that in two minutes.
40:45If he deep-throats it, can we have the 10,000?
40:48Yeah, go on, Alhan.
40:49Deep throat that fucking dick.
40:51Wait, wait, wait.
40:51I want to hear a confirmation.
40:53You've got to impress him.
40:54Come on.
40:54Deep throat that dick, Alhan.
40:55Come on.
40:56Eddie.
40:57Eddie.
40:57Wait, wait, wait.
40:58What are you thinking?
41:00Get your legs.
41:00Put my head down.
41:02Come on.
41:03Woo!
41:04What the fuck?
41:09It hurts.
41:11Oh, my God.
41:13I'm sick.
41:14I'm sick.
41:15I'm sick.
41:16I'm sick.
41:16I'm sick.
41:17I'm sick.
41:19I'm sick.
41:19I'm sick.
41:19Are you sick?
41:20Yeah, boy.
41:21Come on.
41:23Hey.
41:23Hey.
41:24From your guys' angles and whichever camera you look at it from, it looks hilarious, but
41:28my POV is just blackout, dick, blackout, dick, blackout, dick.
41:35Oh, my fucking God.
41:38Oh, my fucking God.
41:42Oh, my fucking God.
41:53Yeah.
41:54So, that will be another £10,000.
41:57Yeah!
41:59Hero of that.
42:00Hero of that.
42:02Hero of that.
42:03Hero of that.
42:04Hero of that.
42:06Hero of that.
42:06So, you lost absolutely no money in today's challenge.
42:10Well done.
42:10And that is the end of dinner service.
42:13Thank you very much for dining with us.
42:15See you later.
42:17I ain't hungry.
42:23Guys, I can still taste the onion in my mouth.
42:26I've just washed them twice.
42:28Oh.
42:29Oh, my God.
42:30Yeah.
42:30No, I'm sorry, but that's actually pure sick.
42:32Yeah.
42:33It seems like it's not just farmyard foreplay that Eddie's got a taste for, as he's up to
42:38no good again.
42:41I picked the white monster up out of the sink in the ladies' break-up area, so I'm like,
42:46fuck it, let's put this in Alan's locker and keep stirring that fucking pot.
43:04I'm off to get my wine, I'm off to get my wine, I'm off to get my wine, I'm off.
43:09Hello, can I have the basic red wine, please?
43:12And don't be stingy, I want it at the top of the glass.
43:16I'm going to have a few red wines.
43:17We're not the drill.
43:19But as of tomorrow, I'm stopping drinking.
43:22I'll limit me salt at two a night.
43:24Woo-hoo!
43:30Ah, Chloe's doing her wine dance, so that must mean it's almost midday.
43:36You've been good for two days.
43:41Wait, Alfie, was that you that took my white monster?
43:44Oh, my life, no.
43:45Oh, my life.
43:46Did you finish it?
43:47No, I had two.
43:49A fresh one?
43:49Someone's nicked a fresh one?
43:50Yes.
43:52Actually, Pinky swear to me.
43:53On my life, on my mum's life, I swear to God.
43:55I swear to God.
43:56That's got me through the whole day.
43:57Wait, what's she talking about?
43:58What happened?
43:59I had a white monster in there.
44:00I had one today.
44:02It was in here.
44:02Yeah.
44:03Hey, who the fuck took that?
44:04Hmm, something smells fishy, and it's not Cheyenne's fingers.
44:11I just want to know who took my white monster.
44:13So, one took your drink?
44:14Yeah, it's full.
44:16Have we checked at Alhan's locker?
44:18No, I haven't, but that's a good idea, yeah.
44:19Should've done it.
44:21Do you think one of them has sold on my energy drinks?
44:23Oh, seriously?
44:24Hmm?
44:24No, I feel like they would've...
44:25He's got a fucking monster in there.
44:27That's so mine, isn't it?
44:28Oh, my goodness.
44:30This is insane.
44:31So, I've just found my energy drink in Alhan's locker,
44:36and I don't even know how to feel,
44:38because I'm like, surely he wouldn't do that.
44:40Oh, my God, what?
44:42That is actually selfish.
44:43You've got to sort him out.
44:44I can't actually believe that.
44:46Do you think it was him?
44:47Like, that ticket out of the wall?
44:47Or do you think one of the others have set him up?
44:49Oi, oi, oi, oi.
44:50I think the girls are panicking,
44:50and they've all gone in now.
44:52Girls meeting.
44:54Right, guys.
44:55This is your last chance.
44:57What?
44:58Who sold my energy drink?
45:00On my mother's fucking life, it wasn't me.
45:03I swear I don't drink energy drink.
45:04You didn't steal the energy drink.
45:05On your life.
45:06I swear.
45:07But what are you gonna do if it was me?
45:08I don't get it.
45:09Well, it's fucking sly it.
45:10Whoever stole it.
45:12What do you mean?
45:13No, but what is this?
45:14No, but it's just like, own up.
45:15Like, she doesn't even eat.
45:17Like, she had her first meet up,
45:17like, beans and rice.
45:18That's fucking sly that.
45:19Who else has his hamsters?
45:23Who was it?
45:24I don't drink monster.
45:25Have you seen me with a monster in my hand once?
45:27Yeah, not in your hand.
45:28I've literally sucked a dick
45:29and knew a lot of fucking chance
45:30about a white monster.
45:32At this point, I wish I had stolen it.
45:34Someone's planted it in my locker.
45:36I don't know who it is.
45:37We all know I've not been shy in the shop,
45:38so I don't need to steal shit.
45:39She cannot find her monster,
45:40and she thought it was you.
45:41It's obviously not Ben,
45:42because she said he can't.
45:43She's turned into the fucking monster.
45:46Ben's over there.
45:47Has Alham been set up,
45:49or is he just a good liar?
45:50Like, I honestly...
45:52I don't know anymore.
45:58Finally, we get a bit of eye candy in the house.
46:00Oh, wait, that's me!
46:01Yes, I've been to the shop club.
46:03Well, I've been to one.
46:04And you like to throw one?
46:09Oh!
46:11Oh, shit!
46:15This is your moment, fam!
46:18Cool, Marlon!
46:19Cool, Marlon!
46:20Oh!
46:22Fuck my life, bro.
46:24Fuck!
46:25I'm sorry, but you could just
46:26put a watermelon in that room and he'll take it.
46:28Big, massive dick.
46:31I can't believe I'm making my on-screen debut on Netflix.
46:34I hope I come across as cool and mysterious.
46:37Ooh-ee!
46:38Fucked it.
46:39I want to know whose temptation this is.
46:41Can you guess what your temptation might be?
46:44Wow.
46:46Okay, tell me more about it.
46:47I can't tell you too much.
46:49Okay.
46:49What I can tell you is your temptation
46:52doesn't take place in here.
46:54I need you to put this on,
46:55and then head to the challenge arena.
46:57Put this on right now.
46:58Well, if you want to take the other one off first.
47:01No, yeah, you want to watch or...?
47:03Okay.
47:04Nah, it'll cost me.
47:04Here you go.
47:07Don't beg it, Marlon.
47:08Do you actually reckon he's going to take it?
47:10I think he takes it.
47:11I think he does.
47:11I reckon if he takes it, he tells us.
47:13Yeah, he takes it and he's honest about it.
47:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:15I don't think he would take it, though.
47:18It's time for Marlon's temptation,
47:20but what will be waiting for him in the challenge arena,
47:23apart from a ginger bloke nursing a semi?
47:33It's that fucking cow the dragon.
47:35I'm guessing I'm going up against you, huh?
47:38You are.
47:38Oh, yeah?
47:40I'm not afraid of you.
47:41Really?
47:42You sure about that?
47:43Are you 100%?
47:43I'm sure about that.
47:44Don't poke the dragon.
47:45Holy shit.
47:47Please, don't poke the dragon.
47:48Uh, Marlon.
47:49Yes?
47:49For you, we have a great challenge.
47:52Okay.
47:52If you score a penalty, you will be in the next Sidemen charity match,
47:58but it costs 30,000 pounds.
48:02Fuck.
48:02I don't know if it's 100K.
48:03I don't know if it's 200K.
48:04I'll spend all the money.
48:05I don't even care, bro.
48:0630K?
48:0730K.
48:08Shake on it.
48:09Done.
48:10Okay.
48:10Do you accept the temptation?
48:12Yes, I do accept the temptation.
48:13Okay.
48:14Holy shit.
48:16One shot.
48:16This is what Eminem sang about.
48:19Here we go.
48:20Here we go.
48:22Cal.
48:23Will it be Marlon target or Marlon off target?
48:26Steven, shush, okay?
48:27Yeah.
48:28You shush, all right?
48:29Yeah, good job.
48:29I'm sorry.
48:36Cal.
48:37You could cut the tension with a knife.
48:41Here he goes.
48:44Wide leg stance.
48:47Asking for a nutmeg.
48:55Voila!
48:57What a Gordy!
48:59You don't save those!
49:02Yes!
49:02Go on then Steven!
49:04Well done.
49:04Congratulations.
49:05Yeah!
49:06That's a strong match.
49:08Well done.
49:09Marlon, you're in the next charity match.
49:11I can't believe it.
49:1230K gone.
49:18I can't believe it.
49:24Back in the day, I used to actually make my own jersey.
49:27My own number.
49:27I swear.
49:28I'm not even kidding.
49:28It's so crazy.
49:29I really don't know how to explain it.
49:31I really don't.
49:31I fucking did it.
49:32I'm going to Wembley.
49:34I'm going to Wembley.
49:35I'm going to Wembley.
49:35And I couldn't be happier for him.
49:37But will he be honest with the insiders?
49:39Hey!
49:39He's back!
49:40Hey!
49:41Hey!
49:42Hey!
49:42Hey!
49:42Hey!
49:43What's going on, my G?
49:44He did that shit.
49:45Look at this.
49:46Go on, G.
49:47What?
49:48We need it, like, front and center, bro.
49:51You walked into that room.
49:52Walk us through the whole thing, my G.
49:54So I walk in there.
49:55Swear on my life.
49:55And I see Sidemen Charity match.
49:57I knew it.
49:58I fucking knew it.
49:59And I see shirt.
50:00I'm like, bro, don't do this right now, bro.
50:02I was there as well.
50:03But I didn't even know what it was.
50:05It was like, you're going to head to the challenge room.
50:06So I head in there.
50:07And there's just bright lights.
50:09There's a full goal.
50:11There's a goalkeeper.
50:12And there's a penalty spot.
50:14Oh, shit.
50:14Am I invisible or something?
50:16And there was a fucking commentator.
50:18So I put down the ball and it's like,
50:19if you score this, you win the Sidemen Charity match.
50:21If you accept it, obviously, right?
50:23I'm not going to lie, I accepted it.
50:25Yeah.
50:25I did.
50:25It was 30K.
50:27Okay.
50:27So I apologize, you know what I mean?
50:29No, that's so fair, bro.
50:30I scored a penalty, man.
50:31You know what I mean?
50:32Yeah!
50:33You're going to Wembley.
50:34You're going to Wembley, man!
50:37Look, I don't know why.
50:38I feel a little emotional, you know?
50:39Just like a full circle moment where, you know,
50:42I watched the Sidemen growing up all the time,
50:44seeing all the Sidemen Charity matches while being into football.
50:48I really can't believe it.
50:49It's such a blessing.
50:50Like, it really is.
50:51Eh, whatever.
50:52Let's do some reps.
50:53What, gym?
50:54Yeah.
50:5418.
51:00The next few days are going to be brutal.
51:03Yeah.
51:04I feel like all of us.
51:06This is what I'm saying to you.
51:07If there's a vote and we're nominated,
51:07I don't think any of us are at risk, really.
51:09I can't see.
51:10You can't say that.
51:11Yeah, you never know.
51:12Well, the thing is, we could be nominated,
51:15but we're still not at risk.
51:17Yeah, yeah.
51:17There's a lot of people that I just feel like wouldn't vote me.
51:20Yeah.
51:20I don't think we'd vote more than I don't think we'd vote you.
51:22Yeah.
51:22I don't think we're doing anything bad.
51:23I think they just think we're, like, mischievous.
51:24No, no, no.
51:25Thinking about, like, if they didn't vote for anybody,
51:27I don't think it would be us, like, ever.
51:32Go on, bro.
51:33Go on, boy.
51:34Oh, if he gets stuck, just leave it.
51:36Ooh, look out!
51:38Someone's benched seven kilos.
51:39What did you want to talk about?
51:40No, just to see how you are.
51:42Come on!
51:43Who am I cheating?
51:44Why do I need a reason to do?
51:46I ain't got nothing to do with voting.
51:47I just want to see how you are, how you're coping.
51:48Yeah, you know what?
51:49Today, I'm so locked in, I think, I just...
51:51I think, being completely honest, on the first day,
51:54I think when everyone was talking about butlers, Porsche,
51:56I think I just had, like, massive imposter syndrome,
51:58and it just, like, fucked with me.
51:59I was like...
52:00Well, you know you deserve to be here.
52:02Like, I know luck hasn't been on your side.
52:04Like, this is your moment and you deserve everything.
52:06That's coming towards you.
52:07And I hope that you stay in as long as possible.
52:09I hope so, yeah.
52:10I would love for me and Expressions to get to the end together,
52:12but also I'm mindful, like, I need to play the game for myself.
52:17It's been absolute...
52:18Sorry, sorry to interrupt.
52:20Can I just say something?
52:21You're the only guy that I trust in here.
52:23I know we don't know each other well, but honestly,
52:25I can tell you're a good person.
52:26I'm not just trying to say...
52:27No, yes.
52:28Alfie was going all up and out so far,
52:30but Alfie and Anna are like this.
52:32Oh, is it?
52:33I'm telling you.
52:34I'm telling you.
52:34They're always them two secretly talking, talking, talking.
52:36Oh, is it?
52:37Yeah.
52:38Okay, that's crazy.
52:39I didn't even know that.
52:40Yeah.
52:41I think India and I are like this,
52:42but I feel like we need a bigger group to stay in this game.
52:46The plan of action is, honestly,
52:47to get people that we can trust on board.
52:49I think expression.
52:50I feel like we can get expression on board.
52:52Oh, that's annoying because he spends all the money,
52:54but no longer Alfie's in here, honestly...
52:57He'll screw anyone in here.
52:59I honestly feel like he's one of the most powerful people in here.
53:02If I say that to him, he'll just turn everyone against me.
53:04No, he won't.
53:04He won't.
53:05I scared of no one in this house.
53:07So if you lot feel any afraid or think that a man are turning...
53:09I think we were the same time.
53:10Yeah, I'm not having it.
53:10We were both fine.
53:11You lot need to get together, let me know who's next to go, yeah,
53:13and I'll jump on the bandwagon.
53:15I'm keeping my eye on everyone.
53:17The game started, fam.
53:19I want to stay here for seven days like Craig David, bruv.
53:22I told you, man, already, blud.
53:24All right.
53:26Try not to be shy, you know.
53:27And she just told me that the girls don't want me to start playing the game.
53:31I don't know what that means.
53:33Yeah, right.
53:36They can't do shit.
53:37They can't throw an egg through a fucking hole.
53:42So you think man's threatened when they say they're going to start playing the game properly?
53:46They already was.
53:47Actually, the girls can produce eggs, never mind throw them.
53:51Am I right, ladies?
53:58Oh, money.
53:59Oh.
53:59Oh, money.
54:00Oh.
54:00Fuck.
54:01I'm going to say half a million.
54:03Ah.
54:05Half a million.
54:06$650, yeah, $650.
54:07I think $580.
54:08$650 or, yeah, $580.
54:09$650 or, yeah, $580.
54:09$650 or $580.
54:10$650 or, yeah, $580.
54:10$650 or $580.
54:10$650.
54:11Oh, my God.
54:11There we go.
54:12$650 is no way.
54:14I spent $140.
54:15$580.
54:16Oh, God.
54:17It's been really good, guys.
54:18Oh, my God.
54:19Oh, my God.
54:19Very soon.
54:20Wow.
54:23How was this happening?
54:26Stop.
54:26Oh.
54:27Oh, that's $250.
54:28I mean, yeah.
54:30You said $600, yeah?
54:30You said $600, yeah?
54:31Okay.
54:31We really think about it.
54:32We ended at, what, $760?
54:34$160 a day.
54:35So that's another $160, so it's really not that good.
54:37All we really did today was meal upgrades, that's it.
54:39We didn't really do anything else.
54:40Well, that, a hot water dispenser and 17 watermelons.
54:52A few watermelons.
54:54A few watermelons.
54:55A few watermelons.
54:55A few watermelons.
54:55Yeah, watermelons.
54:56And the dispenser.
54:57We did all have a lot of full milk bag of meal upgrades.
55:01Oh, here we go.
55:02Oh, my goodness.
55:05Insiders, any communicating from this point onwards will result in a fine and money deducted
55:11from the prize ball.
55:13Not again.
55:13Please.
55:16You all seem to be getting along very well.
55:20Oh, my God.
55:23Let's change it.
55:31Next time on Inside.
55:33Oh, my God.
55:34No, that's disgusting.
55:35I know it's a game.
55:37Brother.
55:38Doomsday.
55:39Oh, that's crazy.
55:40And I'm drinking tonight.
55:41How about that?
55:41Crazy.
55:43No, Ginny bride.
55:44Yeah, I'm not going to be able to trust you now, bro.
55:47Expressions is a fucking snake.
55:50Wait, are you crying?
56:17I don't care.
56:17I don't care.
56:17I don't care.
56:20Don't give us this, I got to love you.
56:21Yeah, and I'm really him.
56:23Talking about shit like...
56:26I'm really him, oh god.
56:29Walk up in this shit lake.
56:32Yeah, I really him.
56:34I'm ready.
56:40I'm ready, honey.
56:47This is what our podcast is Belle Chassie.
56:50Yeah, really.ward
56:50the Sesorton Exeter.
56:58You
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