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00:00:04So I'm finding the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:23Just play him on.
00:00:25Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Hey!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:11That looks good.
00:01:13Yeah, that looks good.
00:01:15You have to take off.
00:01:35I was so drunk last night, I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:52Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how, just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:07Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:11I need grandkids.
00:02:12I need you to-
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:14I need to go now, I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years, why can't I ever find you?
00:02:29And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good.
00:03:02Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:08Hi, one iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:27Mommy, where's my real one?
00:03:31Uh...
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Daddy!
00:03:49No!
00:03:50What?
00:03:56I'm sorry.
00:03:58Oh!
00:03:58I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:02No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I have.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:06Mommy, hurry.
00:04:07Your fake Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:20He's gorgeous.
00:04:26Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:32Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Piper. What's your name?
00:04:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:46Max, Aurelius.
00:04:48Eva.
00:04:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:54I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:00So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:06$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah.
00:05:09It's $500 a day.
00:05:11Is that enough?
00:05:13That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:27And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:34So she's getting pressure from the folks, too.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:43Okay.
00:05:44Deal.
00:05:47Ready to go get married?
00:06:13Ready to go get married?
00:06:15You're all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:18Ready to go get married?
00:06:19Ready to go get married?
00:06:47that I'm actually married and have a happy family?
00:06:50Yeah, of course.
00:07:01Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:04From my family to you.
00:07:13Bad news, boss.
00:07:15The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:17to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:07:19Wait, she bailed?
00:07:20Then who is...
00:07:24Who is she?
00:07:26Whatever. It doesn't matter.
00:07:29I've got what I need.
00:07:33Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:34I already found someone.
00:07:40Okay, well,
00:07:42I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:45Christmas shopping.
00:07:47I should come.
00:07:49Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:51in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:52I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:55It will make it more believable.
00:08:00Fine. Yeah, fine. Okay.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:02You can come.
00:08:10Let's go.
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:15Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:21What the actual fuck?
00:08:26Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:32Oh, man.
00:08:32Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:38She does kind of look like him.
00:08:43So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:49Here, let me get this.
00:08:51I'm gonna love you, Max.
00:08:54Oh, so, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice.
00:09:04In front of them.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:07Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:09No, no, definitely not.
00:09:11And absolutely no.
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:15Strictly business.
00:09:17Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:20What?
00:09:21Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:24I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:30Let's go.
00:09:37Here.
00:09:38What are you doing?
00:09:40I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:44Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:50Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5350% off pies?
00:09:55Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:57Twelve pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:09:58They're the best kind.
00:10:00Hurry up and go, go.
00:10:01What are you standing here for?
00:10:04Hello there.
00:10:05Hi.
00:10:06You ready?
00:10:06Yes, yeah.
00:10:07Just these things.
00:10:07Okay, great.
00:10:09We have a holiday special today.
00:10:11Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the
00:10:16deal.
00:10:17Oh, great.
00:10:18Yeah.
00:10:18What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:20Will you get a move on?
00:10:22I just got here.
00:10:24Relax.
00:10:25Yeah, yeah.
00:10:28Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:30Okay, thank you.
00:10:33Hurry up and pay.
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:39You can wait your turn.
00:10:45Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:53Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:55We can just set those on top.
00:11:02Hi, guys.
00:11:03I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:09Of quarters.
00:11:11Thank you so much.
00:11:12Of course.
00:11:12I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:15She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:17Don't worry.
00:11:17I have enough for everybody.
00:11:18Just to give it away.
00:11:19Yeah.
00:11:21Merry Christmas.
00:11:22Bye.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29You do that often?
00:11:31As often as I can.
00:11:36We should go.
00:11:37We gotta pick up paper.
00:11:42Hey, watch out.
00:12:02You done feeling me up?
00:12:04Shut up.
00:12:05Oh, sorry.
00:12:06I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:07Yeah.
00:12:08Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:15And don't be late.
00:12:27Harrison Group?
00:12:29Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:32Sorta.
00:12:33Not that I'm judging.
00:12:34I just need to get my story straight
00:12:37or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:40Why don't we say that you do mid-level management
00:12:41for Harrison Group?
00:12:43I think that's respectable.
00:12:45Can we pick another company?
00:12:47No.
00:12:48Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:50And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:51My cousin's husband works for them too.
00:12:53So.
00:12:53Perfect.
00:12:54Thanks.
00:12:58Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:02Don't worry.
00:13:03Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:08Too much.
00:13:29Let's go, Sam.
00:13:30It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:33Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:38It's my daughter's.
00:13:40Daughters.
00:13:41Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:59Hey!
00:14:00There they are!
00:14:01Hey!
00:14:02Hey!
00:14:02Nice to meet you!
00:14:03Oh!
00:14:04I'm so glad you made it.
00:14:06Oh, I missed you.
00:14:08So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:12He's coming.
00:14:13Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:16Good, good, good.
00:14:18So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:21When's he arriving?
00:14:23Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:28Poor thing.
00:14:28Not surprising.
00:14:30I mean, she's 30.
00:14:31Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:35Oh, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:40This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:44Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:49We're only worried about you.
00:14:52All these years without a husband.
00:14:54Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:56You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:59And look what happened.
00:15:00She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:04I'm not alone.
00:15:05Mm-hmm.
00:15:06And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:12He's a manager.
00:15:14Manager?
00:15:15Of what?
00:15:16Trash?
00:15:18Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:22You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:25Actually...
00:15:27He's right here.
00:15:31Oh, wow.
00:15:33Wow.
00:15:34He is really good looking.
00:15:37Ah, must be AI.
00:15:39Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:43Fake.
00:15:44That's enough.
00:15:45She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:47Show some respect.
00:15:48Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:56Well, guess what?
00:15:57William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:59Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:03That's half a million.
00:16:05Half a million.
00:16:06Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:10And speak of the devil.
00:16:15Willie, you made it.
00:16:27There you are.
00:16:29Oh, look at you now.
00:16:31Living the dream.
00:16:33Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:35Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:41So married, huh?
00:16:43Is it serious?
00:16:45That's what marriage is.
00:16:46It's pretty serious.
00:16:48Wow.
00:16:49You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though.
00:16:53You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:56Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:59A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:02Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:05That's right.
00:17:07Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:11Women love a man in red.
00:17:13Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:15When I sit on my lap.
00:17:18Don't touch me.
00:17:19Oh, so entitled.
00:17:21Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:25And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:29I mean, look at that car.
00:17:32Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:35Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:38Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:42I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:51My mom would never marry.
00:17:52She already has us and he's gonna kick your butt.
00:17:59Is that so?
00:18:00Well then, where is he?
00:18:02Because I don't see him.
00:18:04Does anyone see him?
00:18:08No.
00:18:09Just like I thought.
00:18:11Telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:13That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:16And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:23Mommy.
00:18:23Hey.
00:18:24Are you okay?
00:18:25I see your hands.
00:18:26Oh my God.
00:18:28I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:29Come on now.
00:18:30Let's go.
00:18:32What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:35How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:39Let me go.
00:18:40Now why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:45Let me go!
00:19:00Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:08Max, you came.
00:19:09Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:13Where's Piper?
00:19:15William Hitter?
00:19:17Mom, Dad had to take her inside.
00:19:19Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:21Well, well, well.
00:19:23If it isn't a waste marriage I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:27That's right.
00:19:29Now I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:32Oh.
00:19:34Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:35It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:36I'm Max.
00:19:37Eva told us all about you.
00:19:39From New York.
00:19:40Polite.
00:19:41Handsome.
00:19:42Just like she said.
00:19:44Wow.
00:19:45He was an AI.
00:19:47See?
00:19:48He's real.
00:19:49And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:52Son of a bitch!
00:19:53You just ruined my suit!
00:19:55And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:57That pristine automobile.
00:19:59That car?
00:20:01Oh my God.
00:20:02That's worth more than a house!
00:20:04That car?
00:20:05It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:10Wait.
00:20:11Are you?
00:20:16You?
00:20:17Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:20And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:22I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:24You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:26You stole it!
00:20:27That car belongs to the CEO of my company!
00:20:29Jesus!
00:20:30How did he get away with it?
00:20:32That's what I want to know.
00:20:34Enough!
00:20:35Please!
00:20:37I trust my daughter.
00:20:39She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:42Max, be honest with me.
00:20:44Where did that car come from?
00:20:47How much did you want for it?
00:20:48I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:52So?
00:20:54You need a breath, man.
00:20:58Hey, attention!
00:20:59I'm calling the cops!
00:20:59Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:01Wait.
00:21:02What?
00:21:04Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:07Oh, well.
00:21:08Too late.
00:21:15Listen, hon.
00:21:16I believe you.
00:21:18But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:24It's my car, okay?
00:21:25It's not stolen.
00:21:26Yeah?
00:21:27If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:29Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:32Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:34Okay.
00:21:34I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:36But then you have to get lost.
00:21:38And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:41Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:43Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:45Loser!
00:21:46Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:51Jesus.
00:21:52Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:54It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:58Here.
00:21:59Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:08Mr. Harrison?
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Just play alone.
00:22:20Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:22Now get the fuck out of here.
00:22:23Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:26Who gets his song?
00:22:27Yes, sir!
00:22:27I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:29Please, please.
00:22:30No apologies.
00:22:42oh that william what a jerk huh he fooled me what can i say let's not let this little
00:22:49misunderstanding ruin the holidays oh now you don't want to ruin christmas oh come on you know
00:22:55we were just looking out for you please forgive us mr harrison you know my youngest son is
00:23:01graduating soon do you do you think that uh you could help him get us put the door a job
00:23:07at the
00:23:07harrison group even in the mail room would open doors we are family aren't we family takes care
00:23:14of each other if you guys want a job at the harrison group you can put in an application
00:23:19like everyone else abigail come on talk to her for us didn't you just say that my daughter was
00:23:26undateable yeah i think you need to take care of your own issues first my daughter is just far
00:23:32too busy for your best life my new son-in-law come on guys let's go in welcome to the
00:23:39family
00:23:42welcome
00:23:47this is your fault pam you can't tell the difference between ai and reality
00:23:53my fault you were the one who was pushing her onto that worm william oh
00:24:08hey how do you have that car and how do you know the ceo of harrison group and how i
00:24:13told you
00:24:13i work for harrison group remember i have a friend in high places a friend who just hands you keys
00:24:20to
00:24:20a million dollar one-of-a-kind luxury cars yes it's the season of giving he knows people
00:24:27has connections he's a big deal kind of guy you're a crime boss aren't you yeah and you best not
00:24:33forget
00:24:33it capiche oh my god just don't blow your cover dad mom thank you so much for letting max and
00:24:42i stay in
00:24:42your home oh honey we're just so happy that you found such a handsome strong good looking i think
00:24:51they get it huh uh how's piper oh she's fine one of you guys just get settled in and uh
00:24:59we will go
00:25:00check on her and if your mom takes a cold shower we'll come back and finish decorating the tree
00:25:05great great see you in a bit joey what are you doing okay hey was that not a breach of
00:25:16contract
00:25:19relax it was just a hug
00:25:23we just got here and i'm already exhausted you'll be okay it's just one week kill me now
00:25:30well they would but i need to get paid
00:25:37what are you doing that's weird they were so lovey-dovey just a second ago and i don't know
00:25:44something just falls off that's ridiculous i mean what do you want to do make out progress to prove
00:26:01here we go piper is all tucked in honey everything looks amazing and happy holidays to the newest
00:26:09member of our family max oh welcome cheers thank you miss smith looks great oh just call me mom honey
00:26:19i had no idea what you liked so i just whipped up a little bit of everything but we all
00:26:25know what
00:26:25eva's favorite christmas dish is right oh no mom's testing him she's trying to see if he's legit
00:26:32you mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food
00:26:39ow eva sweetie kicking my foot oh sorry mom i oh jeez
00:26:47it's okay i look mom of course he knows it's and i would like to hear max say it
00:27:0512 pumpkin pies i hear this right they're the best kind
00:27:10well of course it's it's it's pumpkin pie see are you happy now that's good but something still
00:27:18falls off mom don't make it weird okay we had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to
00:27:26know everything about each other but our marriage is real i guess your mom's just watching too many of
00:27:31those real short shows uh-huh now those are quality okay well then answer this where's your wedding ring eva
00:27:44where's your wedding ring eva
00:27:47i knew it was a good idea to pick this up well um it's silly face dropped it outside on
00:27:55the sidewalk
00:27:56luckily i was there to pick it up for her silly face i am not paying extra for this consider
00:28:04it a
00:28:04christmas gift it's lousers it's nice you can afford this on a waste manager's salary well believe it or
00:28:13not miss smith there is a lot of garbage out there and i'm not just talking about william
00:28:18i'll drink to that i agree with you there so come on guys let's eat
00:28:36and this is where y'all will be staying i have another room set up for piper
00:28:42nice and festive for you no complications right sorry honey uh mom you know what i should stay
00:28:49with piper tonight oh honey newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart oh i just remembered the city's turning
00:28:58the water off at 10 something about water conservation that means you have 15 minutes
00:29:02to shower 15 minutes honey it's no big deal just shower together shower together
00:29:13just shower together okay you guys have a good night okay
00:29:21you hurt
00:29:44why are you stripping well i can't take a shower and your clothes on come on we're wasting time
00:29:50about 15 minutes nice try i am not showering with you all right suit yourself more room for
00:29:56getting in there not if i meet you there first
00:30:15come on max get out of the way we agreed nothing physical
00:30:20you're the one with the dirty thoughts wifey relax i won't touch you unless you say you want me to
00:30:29but that'll cost extra
00:30:39in your dreams
00:30:42free to join me
00:31:03you know if you keep staring at my ass you're not gonna have any shower water left
00:31:07you wish why aren't you getting in pray you'll fall for me it's you who has to worry about
00:31:14you're not resisting me oh yeah
00:31:29holy shit
00:31:33this is gonna be harder than i thought i'll say what happened to all that cool guy confidence
00:31:42still think you can resist baby i don't think i want you
00:31:52i shouldn't
00:31:54or maybe we should god he's such a good kisser why does this feel so familiar
00:32:21max we cannot do this what i didn't mean to cross any it's not you max it's us it's this
00:32:28this is all an act let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:33you're right i'm sorry
00:32:36i just don't need to be sorry you just
00:32:47that birthmark
00:32:52what is that
00:32:55it's him the man from new year's
00:32:57is he piper's father
00:33:02why are you acting
00:33:06oh my god
00:33:07max is piper's father
00:33:10are you okay
00:33:11yeah
00:33:12i just um
00:33:14i just got lightheaded
00:33:15i think i just need a few more minutes
00:33:17alone
00:33:20of course
00:33:24we have a daughter together
00:33:25oh my god
00:33:27what do i do
00:33:34i'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:33:36you can take the bed
00:33:38thanks
00:33:40hey
00:33:42are you sure you're okay
00:33:44look fake marriage aside
00:33:45i'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:48so if there's something you need
00:33:49i can help
00:33:51i want to help
00:33:53he's piper's father
00:33:54he has a right to know
00:33:57um
00:33:57max
00:33:59how would you feel
00:34:01if you found out
00:34:02you had a kid
00:34:06a child
00:34:08no no no
00:34:09that's
00:34:09that's impossible
00:34:10i'm
00:34:11very
00:34:11careful
00:34:13mostly
00:34:15i just mean i'm not the type of guy to sleep around
00:34:18family to me is
00:34:19a big commitment
00:34:20and
00:34:21i don't want any loose ends
00:34:23you know
00:34:24right
00:34:26he wouldn't want a kid tying him down
00:34:28i shouldn't tell him about piper
00:34:31why do you ask
00:34:33no reason
00:34:34just
00:34:34just curious
00:34:35no i feel like you're
00:34:38going somewhere with this
00:34:39what
00:34:41no
00:34:42well then
00:34:43can i ask you a question
00:34:45shoot
00:34:51where did you get these
00:34:52and how did you know my exact size
00:34:55i did not get those
00:34:57i don't know where those came from
00:34:58are you sure you're just not trying to
00:35:01break the contract
00:35:04give me that
00:35:05give me
00:35:06give me
00:35:07woo
00:35:19elan
00:35:19the truth is
00:35:21is that i
00:35:24go go go go
00:35:26just a second
00:35:28come in
00:35:30hey hon
00:35:42oh
00:35:43sorry for interrupting but
00:35:45piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:47before i tuck her in
00:35:48think you could take this one dad
00:35:50we're kind of in the middle of something
00:35:52i can see that
00:35:54well why don't i read it to her
00:35:56i mean if you don't if you don't mind
00:35:58well
00:35:59atta boy
00:36:00you know what just put his shirt on
00:36:02i'm gonna go get her
00:36:03piper
00:36:04here comes grandpa
00:36:08he sprang to his sleigh
00:36:09to his team gave a whistle
00:36:12and away they all flew
00:36:13like the down of a thistle
00:36:15but i heard him exclaim
00:36:17as he drove out of sight
00:36:19merry christmas to all
00:36:21and to all
00:36:23a good night
00:36:26if piper knew he was her real dad
00:36:28she'd be over the moon
00:36:30good night piper
00:36:35is her dad still around
00:36:37yeah
00:36:38but he doesn't know it
00:36:39cause you're her dad
00:36:41uh no
00:36:42that man has
00:36:44no idea
00:36:45what a treasure
00:36:47he's missing out on
00:36:51do you really think so
00:36:53from the bottom of my heart
00:36:56maybe i should tell him
00:36:57he deserves to know
00:37:05max
00:37:09you're
00:37:10piper's father
00:37:18i'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:44where's piper
00:37:46she must have snuck off
00:37:47while we were asleep
00:38:04god he's such a good kisser
00:38:14just gonna kiss and run
00:38:17not on my watch
00:38:22yeah
00:38:22this
00:38:23i remember this
00:38:35good morning you two love bugs
00:38:38how was your stay at chateau smith
00:38:41good morning miss smith
00:38:42it was uh it was great
00:38:44wonderful
00:38:45well it's about to get even better
00:38:49oh no
00:38:50what is that
00:38:51sardines and saltines
00:38:53it's a smith family classic
00:38:55it was my gram gram's favorite
00:38:57during wartime
00:38:58don't be shy
00:38:58go ahead and grab a handful
00:39:01max you don't have to
00:39:03no no
00:39:03it's okay
00:39:04it's a smith family staple
00:39:08there we go
00:39:26good
00:39:27good
00:39:30scrumptious
00:39:31well you two better get dressed you gotta go see aunt miranda
00:39:36could i um could i have some water please that means there's no escaping aunt miranda
00:39:41and her brood this year what's the deal with them every year aunt miranda bullies piper and i
00:39:47says piper's a fatherless brat and i'm hey don't worry i'll protect you and piper
00:39:57better have sam on standby tonight just in case well looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:15wait that earring wait that earring you like it i was so bummed when i lost the matching one years
00:40:24ago did you lose it seven years ago i don't really remember the details but luckily i was
00:40:31able to find a new pair right that's just a common earring anyone could have it maybe i'm reading
00:40:38too much into it she can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:43so ava and piper still aren't here but derrick said that ava got married
00:40:51what kind of man could she possibly have landed an aging single mom slim pickings i heard he's in
00:40:59waste management that explains it she's probably too embarrassed to show up oh please miranda
00:41:06ava is your niece oh come on grandpa everyone knows eva had a kid with a random one night stand
00:41:14her track record speaks for itself exactly not like my sierra married to a legal advisor for harrison group
00:41:23oh they're here merry christmas everybody
00:41:32merry christmas everybody merry christmas everybody merry christmas
00:41:36you must be grandpa harold i am i'm eva's husband max pleasure to meet you welcome
00:41:42you're eva's husband but you're gorgeous
00:41:49but how does he have to miss you look at you two you look like you just stepped out of
00:41:53a movie
00:41:54merry christmas grandpa this is for max and i oh my goodness thank you eva let me grab that for
00:42:02you daddy oops oh my bad oh a homemade gift how thrifty
00:42:09not all gifts are about the price tag mommy's right you mean all high you little
00:42:17you will not lay a hand on my daughter or you will lose yours
00:42:21oh i think you broke my wrist look what you just did to my mother
00:42:27my husband is harrison group's top legal advisor he could ruin your life
00:42:44money are you okay i'm fine i'm just wet huh yeah it's okay it's okay
00:42:52what are you
00:42:54don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:57did you just slap me next time it'll be a closed fist you're a fucking psycho you know what sierra
00:43:03i can take your little insults but leave my family out of this
00:43:09her family she needs me
00:43:16you okay honey do i look okay to you dumbass do something
00:43:21you don't know who you're messing with i've got the full weight of the harrison group behind me
00:43:26oh wow i'm sure the ceo would love to hear that you're using his company's name
00:43:31to bully people
00:43:32like you'd have any idea how a ceo thinks let's call him
00:43:36i'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:39please who do you think you are
00:43:42enough
00:43:45there will be no arguing during christmas
00:43:48fine dad
00:43:49let it go nathan they're just jealous
00:43:54for grandpa's sake i'll let you off easy
00:43:56i think you owe nathan a thank you
00:44:00i think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you
00:44:04do you want me to get the other cheek
00:44:05all right that's enough
00:44:07everyone come inside and sit down
00:44:29is this a joke
00:44:32can you please pass me some food
00:44:34hold it
00:44:34who said you could eat anything else
00:44:36my husband and i paid for this feast
00:44:42my husband and i paid for this feast
00:44:45king crab fresh from alaska
00:44:49and grass-fed wagyu
00:44:50three times the price
00:44:52fifty times the flavor
00:44:54and you don't get a single bite
00:44:57it's just petty
00:44:58maybe so
00:44:59but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:45:03fine
00:45:04then we won't stay and eat with you
00:45:07come on let's go
00:45:08no no
00:45:09don't you dare leave our family dinner
00:45:12grandpa i'm sorry but they're treating us like
00:45:15i know dear
00:45:17i just want to have our family together
00:45:19fine
00:45:19we'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:23better a stray than a bitch
00:45:24what was that
00:45:29i just want to have our family together
00:45:32fine
00:45:32we'll stay
00:45:34can i have a little nipple
00:45:36it's okay sweetie
00:45:37we'll get something right after
00:45:40like drive-thru
00:45:41like drive-thru
00:45:42i hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:44that will be a particularly memorable christmas present
00:45:49no stays
00:45:50al
00:45:51please
00:45:51are you okay
00:45:52yes please
00:45:54you hit my child
00:45:55you're fucking crazy
00:45:56well if you teach her some manners
00:45:59maybe i wouldn't have to
00:46:00maybe i wouldn't have to
00:46:04don't worry baby
00:46:05i'll handle it
00:46:08don't worry baby
00:46:10i'll handle it
00:46:14piper
00:46:15sweetie
00:46:16are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life
00:46:22okay sweetheart
00:46:23give me two minutes
00:46:24and one phone call
00:46:25as if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:28actually i do
00:46:30he's such a liar
00:46:32this ought to be hilarious
00:46:33oh
00:46:34it will be
00:46:37sam
00:46:39yeah
00:46:39send the troops
00:46:40and bring that king crab
00:46:42from antarctica
00:46:42i'm already on my way
00:46:47bring that king crab
00:46:49from antarctica
00:46:50i'm already on my way
00:46:53you hear this guy
00:46:54he wants the best king crab
00:46:56in the world
00:46:57from antarctica
00:46:59now i get why you married him eva
00:47:01his silly delusions are just
00:47:03adorable
00:47:04x
00:47:05what are you doing
00:47:06don't worry about it sweetheart
00:47:08santa's already on his way
00:47:09actually
00:47:10five
00:47:12four
00:47:13three
00:47:14two
00:47:15one
00:47:18a helicopter
00:47:26there's no way
00:47:33how did you pull this off
00:47:35sam is like family
00:47:36i thought i'd introduce you to
00:47:37thanks boss
00:47:40boss
00:47:40eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:43maybe it's time she knew who i really am
00:47:45eva i think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:49i'm maximus harrison
00:47:52you're the ceo of harrison group
00:47:56you can stop kidding around
00:48:03if you were the ceo
00:48:04why would you be here pretending to be my husband
00:48:07no i actually am the ceo
00:48:09come on
00:48:09you can stop the charade
00:48:11okay this is just another favor from that big wig friend isn't it
00:48:14eva
00:48:14i'm not pretending
00:48:17mr harrison
00:48:18the antarctic king crab
00:48:20as you requested
00:48:29how is this possible
00:48:32this loser brings
00:48:34antarctic king crab
00:48:36and has his own
00:48:37personal chef
00:48:39who are you
00:48:40i told you
00:48:41i'm eva's husband
00:48:43that chef called him mr harrison
00:48:46wait no
00:48:47hold on
00:48:49you're the actual ceo of the harrison group
00:48:54you're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:57some of the small ones
00:48:58i mean you know that
00:49:01you work for me
00:49:02oh god
00:49:03i insulted my own boss
00:49:05i'm finished
00:49:15didn't think max would commit this hard
00:49:17pretending to be ceo is a hell of a move
00:49:20worth every penny i'm paying him
00:49:21for tonight
00:49:22your feast ends
00:49:24and with that
00:49:25your career
00:49:26you're fired
00:49:28fired?
00:49:29sam
00:49:34fired?
00:49:35god
00:49:35i can't be fired
00:49:38what?
00:49:39mr harrison please
00:49:41you can have as much crab as you want
00:49:43please
00:49:43mr harrison
00:49:44i'll do anything
00:49:45guys
00:49:46take out the trash
00:49:48and you
00:49:54oh me?
00:49:56mr harrison come on
00:49:58that was a christmas joke
00:50:00a family tradition
00:50:01yeah well
00:50:02there's a new family tradition
00:50:04sam
00:50:08will you do me the honors
00:50:11gladly
00:50:16merry christmas
00:50:19father do something
00:50:22well you kind of deserve that
00:50:25i'm leaving
00:50:26pumpkin
00:50:28my favorite
00:50:34come on sweetie
00:50:35daddy have this crab line
00:50:37just for you
00:50:38eat as much as you want
00:50:39thanks daddy
00:50:44i am so sorry
00:50:45i ruined your christmas
00:50:46i just couldn't take them
00:50:47treating you like that
00:50:48honestly
00:50:50this is the best christmas
00:50:51i've ever had
00:50:52well if you want
00:50:53we can have many more
00:50:54just like this
00:50:56does he really mean that
00:50:57or is he just
00:50:58playing the part
00:50:59i can't tell
00:51:01and that terrifies me
00:51:07merry christmas
00:51:08mr harrison
00:51:09i brought you a gift
00:51:10here's the paternity test
00:51:11between the boss
00:51:12and that little girl
00:51:17oh
00:51:18this is wonderful
00:51:20sam i have a granddaughter
00:51:24tell me everything
00:51:25miss eva smith
00:51:26single mother
00:51:27small town gal
00:51:28didn't finish high school
00:51:30currently works in retail
00:51:31oh maximus
00:51:32i thought i raised you better
00:51:34a high school dropout
00:51:36in the harrison family
00:51:39not a chance
00:51:44she is clearly
00:51:45unfit to raise
00:51:46my granddaughter
00:51:47maximus seems to like her
00:51:49silence
00:51:49get me the address
00:51:51where she works
00:51:51it's happy heels
00:51:53on broadway
00:51:53that's nice
00:51:54we own that one
00:51:56good work
00:51:57but take off
00:51:58that stupid hat
00:52:09thanks
00:52:10so your dad insisted
00:52:12that i try this wine
00:52:13that he's been saving
00:52:14for 20 years
00:52:16sounds like he's happy
00:52:17with his new son-in-law
00:52:18and how about you
00:52:24me?
00:52:25yeah
00:52:27are you happy
00:52:27with your new husband?
00:52:32eva
00:52:43that birthmark
00:52:44family to me
00:52:45is a big commitment
00:52:47and i don't want
00:52:48any loose ends
00:52:49you know
00:52:51maximus
00:52:51there's so much
00:52:52we don't know
00:52:53so much
00:52:53we're not telling
00:52:54each other
00:52:57no feelings
00:52:57no complications
00:52:58that's what we agreed upon
00:52:59hey i didn't sign a contract
00:53:02max
00:53:03yeah i guess you're right
00:53:06it's cold
00:53:08maybe i'll go grab
00:53:09some more firewood
00:53:12max
00:53:14i need to tell you something
00:53:18something important
00:53:19what's gotten into her?
00:53:22is she hiding something?
00:53:23is this the part
00:53:24where you tell me
00:53:24there's no santa?
00:53:26i haven't been
00:53:27completely honest with you
00:53:31piper is
00:53:35piper is
00:53:36mommy
00:53:37daddy
00:53:37my hand hurts
00:53:39sweetie
00:53:40oh my gosh
00:53:41it's unswollen
00:53:42must have been
00:53:42when that witch
00:53:43smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:44listen you stay here
00:53:45with daddy
00:53:46mommy's gonna go
00:53:46get a first aid kit
00:53:47okay?
00:53:50come on piper
00:53:54okay let me see
00:53:58i promise
00:53:59i won't let anyone
00:54:00hurt you or mommy again
00:54:02but that's not true
00:54:03you're leaving after christmas
00:54:05aren't you?
00:54:08uh...
00:54:08daddy!
00:54:17don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:22well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:26well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:28really?
00:54:29please stay daddy
00:54:33you think it will scar?
00:54:37hmm
00:54:39i wouldn't worry about it
00:54:41scars make you look like a badass
00:54:42i have one too
00:54:45dad
00:54:46i got that
00:54:47i got that when i was about your age
00:54:48some punk came at me
00:54:50with a switchblade
00:54:51really?
00:54:52no way
00:54:53no
00:54:54it was actually a cactus
00:54:56but it's still cool
00:54:59i have something like that
00:55:00on the back of my neck
00:55:04piper
00:55:05how long have you had that?
00:55:07my mom said i had that
00:55:08when i was born
00:55:14and how old are you?
00:55:16six
00:55:17six?
00:55:18that one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:20okay i found the first aid kit
00:55:22ivor are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:28what do i even say?
00:55:29and how do i explain it to piper?
00:55:31sorry honey
00:55:32this man's your dad
00:55:33and he didn't know you existed until now
00:55:36um
00:55:37yeah
00:55:40can i see your hand sweetie?
00:55:42eva
00:55:47okay look
00:55:50piper is
00:55:57go on
00:56:03that must be an emergency
00:56:05excuse me
00:56:07sorry
00:56:08take this
00:56:15mommy are you okay?
00:56:17yeah
00:56:19mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:22i don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:27why haven't you picked up my calls
00:56:30i'm telling you max
00:56:31that woman is manipulating you
00:56:33she's a high school dropout
00:56:35doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:37and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:40i'm eva's husband
00:56:41max
00:56:42that man has no idea
00:56:44what a treasure
00:56:46he's missing out on
00:56:50i'm sorry max
00:56:52you can't know piper's your daughter
00:56:54your mother would take her away
00:56:55after christmas
00:56:56it's over
00:56:59eva?
00:57:01maximus
00:57:02are you even listening to me?
00:57:04no mom
00:57:05mom
00:57:05listen
00:57:06i'm sorry
00:57:06okay
00:57:07eva's my wife
00:57:08and i've made up my mind
00:57:09i'm not leaving her
00:57:12eva?
00:57:19eva's my wife
00:57:20thank you
00:57:20i'm in the house
00:57:22good day
00:57:23aww thank you
00:57:24this is for you grandma
00:57:31oh wow
00:57:33that's so cool
00:57:33did you make it?
00:57:35uh derrick this is from uh
00:57:37eva and i
00:57:38aww thank you so much
00:57:40just
00:57:40thanks god
00:57:41i'm glad you're here
00:57:44you got it
00:57:45oh
00:57:45whoa
00:57:46damn
00:57:47these are nice
00:57:48grandpa
00:57:49language
00:57:50little ears
00:57:56piper
00:57:57do you want to go see your present?
00:57:59it's in the other room by the train set
00:58:00here i'll go with you
00:58:01remember the song that we sang?
00:58:03ready ready
00:58:03grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:58:06what do we got guys?
00:58:07walking home from our house
00:58:08christmas eve
00:58:13you never told me
00:58:17have we met before
00:58:23have we met before
00:58:25she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:31i don't know what you're getting at
00:58:34eva i have the same birthmark as piper
00:58:44i don't know what you're talking about lots of people have birthmarks are very common
00:58:48i feel so awful but i can't lose my child no matter how i feel about him
00:58:56maybe
00:58:59are you okay?
00:59:02are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:05no
00:59:06i'm fine
00:59:08um
00:59:10oh i almost forgot
00:59:14i got you this
00:59:15you got me a gift too
00:59:17tis the season
00:59:19open it
00:59:33gloves
00:59:33gloves
00:59:35did you make these?
00:59:37yeah
00:59:38i know this is a fake marriage but
00:59:40that's christmas
00:59:42you've already done so much for me i just want to do a little something for you
00:59:48how do they feel?
00:59:49warm right?
00:59:51yeah
00:59:52warm
00:59:54soft
00:59:57perfect
00:59:58perfect
01:00:02thank you eva
01:00:04i've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:08really?
01:00:10yeah my mom she partied all the time
01:00:12and i got gifts
01:00:14plenty of them but
01:00:17i don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:20nothing personal
01:00:21well you deserve it
01:00:24you're a good guy
01:00:26and
01:00:27someday you'll
01:00:28find
01:00:29someone special
01:00:30to
01:00:31spend all your christmases with
01:00:34what if that day's today
01:00:39what if i already found someone special
01:00:43right here
01:01:09max we can't
01:01:11if you want me to stop
01:01:13you better tell me right now
01:01:19come on
01:01:21i don't want you to stop
01:01:28no matter how many years pass i still can't resist him
01:01:42i don't want you to stop
01:01:50no matter how many years pass i just can't resist him
01:01:58i don't want you to stop
01:02:01i don't want you to stop
01:02:02Piper!
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:14She can't see us.
01:02:33Eva?
01:02:37Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:51That was way too close.
01:02:53Yeah.
01:02:54We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:59Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:04Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:08You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:15Let me give it to you.
01:03:26I am petting up.
01:03:27I am petting you.
01:03:30I know somebody will walk you through, you will stop everyone.
01:03:31I am petting you.
01:03:35I am petting you.
01:03:41I am petting you.
01:03:53Why am I petting you?
01:03:54Why are you?
01:03:55What's her how?
01:03:59hello hello Eva Smith I'm Max's mother name your price what will it take for
01:04:06you to leave my son alone what we both know my son is way out of your league
01:04:12take the money leave my granddaughter with us and go my son will find a
01:04:18better wife and a better mother for his child Piper is my daughter and no amount
01:04:23of money you offer could ever make me give her up so you keep your money and
01:04:27I'll leave on my own but I am NOT handing Piper over to you
01:04:33there's my beautiful wife
01:04:39you okay
01:04:43look we made it through Christmas so I think it's best we go our separate ways
01:04:50what are you talking about it's over it's not that hard to understand
01:04:59Eva wait
01:05:03so last night meant nothing to you
01:05:10Max it's not real none of it was real
01:05:14so this is just a goodbye didn't realize I was so disposable for you
01:05:21look
01:05:23last night
01:05:25I let my guard down but I'm a mother and my choices affect Piper
01:05:30and being with you can mess up everything between us
01:05:32just tell me what you need
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:05:38a good father
01:05:40just say the word
01:05:46you don't get it
01:05:48you don't get it
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York
01:06:03I won't give up on us
01:06:20are we here?
01:06:22yes
01:06:23as much as I don't want us to be
01:06:26we're back
01:06:30Piper, sweetie wake up, we're home
01:06:37how can she just walk away?
01:06:46don't forget you have to meet my mom
01:06:48it's part of the agreement too
01:06:50can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:53you promised
01:06:55Eva I haven't asked you for much
01:06:57can you do this for me please?
01:07:00all right fine
01:07:02when?
01:07:04two days
01:07:05I'll come pick you up
01:07:06no need
01:07:08just send me the address on me either
01:07:12all right
01:07:15I know you and mommy thought
01:07:18but she still really likes you
01:07:20so don't give up
01:07:21okay daddy
01:07:23thank you sweetie
01:07:24if there's one thing you should know about your daddy
01:07:26I always fight for the ones I love
01:07:42I use my children's name and turn to the side of this the shrub
01:07:45step ten times
01:07:49Eva's meeting my mother today
01:07:50time to finally tell her the truth
01:07:53Boss?
01:07:55Boss?
01:07:59Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:02I need to go win back my family.
01:08:04Family?
01:08:05Boss, you okay?
01:08:07Never better.
01:08:10Go get her, Max.
01:08:14Give it your best smile.
01:08:17Ah, there he is.
01:08:20Maximus, darling.
01:08:21I have some prospects for you.
01:08:24Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:29Oh.
01:08:32I told you.
01:08:33I already found the woman I love.
01:08:37Well, I...
01:08:41Maximus, stop this.
01:08:43That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:47Tell me what kind of woman you want
01:08:49and I'll find you another.
01:08:50Sir, you are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:54No, I'm not.
01:08:56Oh.
01:08:57I work in waste management
01:08:59and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:01I'm Eva's husband
01:09:02and I'm a father.
01:09:06What?
01:09:19Oh, that's her.
01:09:21The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:26Hi.
01:09:27Welcome in.
01:09:28Can I help you find something?
01:09:30I want to try those.
01:09:34Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:37Are you?
01:09:38Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:43No, no, no.
01:09:44I know what I want.
01:09:46Size seven.
01:09:49Oh, Biddy can't even walk,
01:09:50but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:53Come on.
01:09:53She wants the white shoes.
01:10:00Ignore her.
01:10:01She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:03Here, let me help you.
01:10:04Come on.
01:10:09She seems kind.
01:10:16I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:18She's just doing her job.
01:10:21How do they feel?
01:10:23Well, I love the style,
01:10:24but it's too small.
01:10:26I think I need a size up.
01:10:28Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:33Right away.
01:10:34I'll be right back.
01:10:36She's not only kind,
01:10:37she's patient.
01:10:39Was I wrong about her?
01:10:55Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:58Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:00She can't walk.
01:11:04That's just pure evil.
01:11:09Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:12She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:13Who cares?
01:11:14It's the last pair.
01:11:16I get paid commission.
01:11:23I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:26See?
01:11:28This is your whole problem.
01:11:30This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:34I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:37I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:40She has to deal with people like this.
01:11:43People who insult her all day.
01:11:46I'm your manager.
01:11:51Sell the old bitty the shoes,
01:11:53or you're fired.
01:12:00Did I stutter?
01:12:05You don't have to fire me.
01:12:09I quit.
01:12:16I don't work here anymore.
01:12:18Listen,
01:12:19don't buy the shoes.
01:12:21They're broken.
01:12:22Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:24You're a good person, after all.
01:12:28Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:30I'm sorry?
01:12:33Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:36Get out.
01:12:42You're not disabled?
01:12:43Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:48Absolutely shameful.
01:12:50Who are you?
01:12:51I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group,
01:12:55and the owner of this store.
01:12:58You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:13:00Mother of the CEO?
01:13:02I am.
01:13:03And you, my dear,
01:13:05are fired.
01:13:07What did I do?
01:13:10You are a good person.
01:13:13From now on,
01:13:15this store is yours to run.
01:13:19Are you serious?
01:13:23That's right.
01:13:25Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:27You are professional.
01:13:29Responsible.
01:13:31Far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:36You.
01:13:38Out.
01:13:39I'll leave.
01:13:42I'm leaving.
01:13:46I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:50No, don't worry.
01:13:52You're getting a promotion.
01:13:54You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:59First assignment.
01:14:00I want that row,
01:14:02and that row,
01:14:04and the entire display case.
01:14:06Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:09Yes, hmm?
01:14:10Okay.
01:14:11Yeah.
01:14:13Once we're home,
01:14:14I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:17I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:26She's the mother of Zio.
01:14:28Of course she lives like this.
01:14:39Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:41I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:45Max?
01:14:46Eva?
01:14:48What are you doing here?
01:14:51I, uh...
01:14:52There you are, Eva.
01:14:55Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:58My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:01What are you talking...
01:15:05That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:10Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:11Stop.
01:15:13And you?
01:15:14You lied to me at the store.
01:15:17You were both just testing me?
01:15:19Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:22I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:23I thought you might be using my son
01:15:25just after his money.
01:15:27But I was wrong.
01:15:28Eva, please.
01:15:29I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:31Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:34How could you think that of me?
01:15:36It's not like that, dear.
01:15:39Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:41Mom!
01:15:42What did you do?
01:15:43I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:46We're not together.
01:15:48And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:54I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:57What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:59Go after her!
01:16:04Eva.
01:16:04Let me go!
01:16:05I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:07Look, we come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:09Stop pretending like you care.
01:16:11I'm not pretending.
01:16:12Okay?
01:16:12I can't fake what we have.
01:16:14And everything I've done for you,
01:16:15and Piper,
01:16:16this is real.
01:16:22Touch my wife again,
01:16:23and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:26Max, you came.
01:16:27God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:32I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:16:34a good father.
01:16:36Just say the word.
01:16:40See?
01:16:42Stop fighting.
01:16:45We belong together.
01:16:48You're wrong.
01:16:49Wrong about what?
01:16:52That you care?
01:16:53Or we belong together?
01:16:55Look, I already told you.
01:16:56We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:59Now, I held up my end of the deal,
01:17:00and I met your mother,
01:17:01like we discussed.
01:17:03I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:08Eva.
01:17:11Eva!
01:17:14I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:16Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:24Ow!
01:17:26Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:28Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:30Come here.
01:17:39No, you're not fine.
01:17:40You're sad.
01:17:43I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:47I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:51I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:17:56Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:00I'm a bug.
01:18:02You're right.
01:18:03What am I doing?
01:18:04Running like a coward?
01:18:07I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:10Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:13I believe in you.
01:18:15What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:18:17I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:22Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:24Piper is his daughter.
01:18:32Enough sulking.
01:18:33Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:37Don't you think I want to be with you.
01:18:39She doesn't want me.
01:18:41I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:43Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:45You can't abandon her.
01:18:46Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:48I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:51And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:55What are you talking about?
01:18:57I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:00Piper is your daughter.
01:19:02What?
01:19:03See for yourself.
01:19:11I was right.
01:19:12Seven years ago.
01:19:14New Year's, that woman was evil.
01:19:25Eva.
01:19:28Hey.
01:19:30Daddy.
01:19:32Daddy.
01:19:34Piper.
01:19:37I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:44You came back.
01:19:49I, uh...
01:19:51Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:59I, uh...
01:20:01I was scared.
01:20:02But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:05Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:10Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:13I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:17Piper is your daughter.
01:20:19You knew.
01:20:21My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:23Mama.
01:20:24Oh.
01:20:27Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:29But you've known this whole time?
01:20:31I was scared.
01:20:32Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:35I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:38How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:51I love you, Eva.
01:20:54I love you, too.
01:20:57I promise.
01:20:58For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:02As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:15Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:17For real this time?
01:21:19Yeah, yes.
01:21:21Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:26Yes.
01:21:35Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:42I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:49Who's that?
01:22:02Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:05Again.
01:22:08No?
01:22:09Not funny?
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