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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
00:32Please, please.
00:38Who said I love you?
00:40I'm happy to be happy.
00:45Today, every person has a channel.
00:48You both know.
00:50You can take someone to the Netflix platform.
00:57You can take someone to the YouTube channel.
00:59I'm talking about my own.
01:02If you have 4 people,
01:05your mother is different,
01:07your father is different,
01:07your children are different.
01:09I'm talking about you.
01:11You can take yourselves.
01:16I'm not talking about this.
01:18You all are different.
01:19The one who has a channel is going to be in here.
01:21All right.
01:22I've got a lot of the channel that's coming.
01:23I've got a little bit.
01:26I'm making a huge amount of money back here.
01:29My mother's house is growing up.
01:33He gets a huge amount of money in here.
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01:52and then lip gloss and in the end you have a black eyeliner and you have no makeup look
01:59like no makeup look like this before 28 things in the mouth
02:06I don't even know how to do it I don't even know how to do it
02:11I don't know how to show up in the middle of the year
02:15I will be looking at you to pay hi guys guys so that's a party that's a guy
02:23I got a job in the video of the comment that I have a very bad idea guys
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02:37foreign
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03:27Is it a baby?
03:28And not bad
03:28And now the world is waiting for me
03:31If you comment is up
03:33So you want to go out and come back to the house?
03:37But this is the truth
03:39As the talented people of my heart
03:42And I will be able to become the original content
03:44And I will be able to become the original content
03:46And I will be able to become the former star
03:48I will be able to become the final
03:51Please welcome Mr. Samir Na
03:53and
03:54Mr. Ranveer Alalabadia
04:15Welcome, welcome, welcome
04:17Welcome, welcome
04:23Mr. Ranveer Al, we are
04:31Where we are
04:33We are glad we are at jail
04:38You know
04:39You both know
04:41In the last year
04:43We are the most
04:45Celebrities
04:45People are
04:45There were people who were searching
04:49They were searching
05:22Oh
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05:37a two fun one can lock in
05:39Oh
05:58Last time randvir
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07:07family friendly zone is family friendly
07:10yeah
07:11we need to know
07:12run beer
07:12very
07:13well
07:13see
07:14so
07:17so
07:26brother
07:44He's here for that thing.
07:55He's here for that thing.
08:26He's here for that thing.
08:26He's here for that thing.
08:26Sir, how do you do this?
08:28I don't know.
08:29At that time, genuinely, the first call of Kapil sir came.
08:32I don't know if it was the price or the price,
08:34what was it?
08:34He said,
08:35whatever your good time is going,
08:37your bad time will also go.
08:44We're waiting for another.
08:45Something will happen, something will happen.
08:49At that time, Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
08:56How did you do it?
08:59It was two weeks,
08:59and he also closed the puppies.
09:07Kapil, you came in years before 2004 or 2005.
09:112007.
09:12As I thought in 2007,
09:14this guy was the same.
09:15What?
09:19It's fun.
09:19It's fun.
09:20It's fun.
09:20It's fun.
09:21It's a compliment.
09:27It's fun.
09:28It's fun.
09:28It's like a breath of fresh air.
09:30First, I want to say this,
09:30that their heart is very soft.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:34No, don't you close someone's show,
09:36then leave your life.
09:39Then leave your heart clean.
09:39Then your heart is clean.
09:42In the last year,
09:44our friends are very hard.
09:45I feel.
09:49It's fun.
09:53It was funny.
09:53What a deal.
09:55It's funny.
09:55Why you think it's funny.
09:56It's funny.
09:58It's funny.
09:59I feel like it's funny.
09:59It's funny.
10:00I think a lot more.
10:00Doodh might be.
10:01It's funny.
10:03You say it's funny.
10:05Now you come over.
10:12You have to say stuff.
10:14Then you first pick up.
10:23oh my god
10:28oh my god
10:46I really like you so much.
10:48Thank you brother.
10:51Genuinely a very very big moment for me.
10:54I really like you from childhood, like across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream that I would come to you on TV.
11:01I never thought you would come to OTT alone.
11:11I genuinely love you so much, Archana Ma'am and Siddupa Ji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:17If God closes one door, then open ten doors.
11:21Do you want to open the doors?
11:23The most people are killing us.
11:39You are absolutely brilliant.
11:45Sir, you are a part of my whole childhood.
11:53You are a part of my whole childhood.
11:56I follow every episode.
11:59Then I don't know what to say.
12:08I don't know what to say.
12:10Come, come, please.
12:10Come, come, come, please.
12:14You are too good, man.
12:17Genuinely, sir.
12:18I respect you both.
12:21But Archana Ji, I do a little bit more.
12:23Because he never got out of zero.
12:26We have to play out again.
12:33And he has to tell you.
12:39He's a good man.
12:40He's a good guy.
12:42He's a good guy.
12:42Their baddest thing was.
12:46But the only police station is every time.
12:49We both stayed there,
12:50there are very fans of Siddupa Ji.
12:50I was very fan of the sir.
12:52He was killing them in the camera.
12:54Take it, take it, take it.
13:05Hey, my man, come on.
13:07Hey, my man.
13:09Tell me, how is your beard biceps?
13:12When I started, I was just a fitness channel.
13:17I thought it was a cool name.
13:18There are people's names in wrestling.
13:20Triple H, Stone Cold.
13:22I thought it was a cool name.
13:25But over time, I don't drink beer.
13:30Bicep is still a little.
13:32But the name is a little popular.
13:34So we've kept it.
13:35Do you have a liquor license for this?
13:37Or do you have a liquor license?
13:38No, no, no.
13:40When you've seen stand-up,
13:43this is a big joke on your grandma.
13:45You're a good joke on your grandma's hands.
13:46I've never said that you're a good friend.
13:50Why are you wrong with my family?
13:51You're a good joke on your grandma's hands.
13:52Do you have a truth?
13:53Look, sir, if I'm a cowie,
13:55I'm a cowie.
13:58I'm a cowie.
13:58If I'm a singer,
13:59I'm a cowie.
14:01I'm a cowie.
14:02I'm a cowie.
14:03I'm a cowie.
14:07I'm a cowie.
14:15And I didn't remember the ambulance.
14:17Oh.
14:18Do you remember the ambulance?
14:20Tell me, Arsana,
14:22do you remember the ambulance number?
14:231-0-0 is the only call.
14:24It's the police.
14:25Yes.
14:27I didn't remember.
14:28I had called 102.
14:30Who were you?
14:31Fire.
14:32Where the fire was the fire?
14:34I said,
14:35I said,
14:35now the fire will be in the morning.
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17:55I don't see the moth ke baat kya hoogha kabhi susha hap nai
17:59Isi liye bade buzur ke dekho iske podcast me jate niya
18:02Or agar koi gaya na kisi ko khansi aya ho bahar ja ke khansi ta hai
18:07Tabhi koji uncomfortable huwa hai aise koi sawaal se ya kisi bhi sawaal se
18:10Nai I feel ki aise sawaal ho se na log khul jata hai
18:13So you can move forward in the conversation
18:15Kaisi phir bhi manda thoda se example dho
18:17I say drill kata hai
18:19Aap sosta ho moth ke baara
18:21Mene sucha nia here
18:22Nain?
18:23Mene kota here thoda se notice dekha
18:24Ya ek dum se na aja
18:25But darte ho ki excited ho
18:28Moth ke liye kohon excited ho ta hai
18:32Wow kall me marunga
18:34Ullab ye kaya baat hai
18:35Ya achi achi baat ya ho rye thi
18:37Hame kaha chale ga ya
18:38Moth ot me ki mero ko dhar lagta hai
18:39Mere mene shudu kariye
18:40Pata isne mujhe poochata last year
18:42Kya moth ke baara me suchta ho moth ke baara me suchta ho
18:44Mene to naihi suchta tha
18:45Lekin pichla pura saal iski wajahe se
18:47Mene moth ke baara me sucha
18:48Mene moth ke baara me sucha
18:56Mene moth ke baara me sucha
19:09Mene moth ke baara me sucha
19:32Mene moth ke baara me sucha
19:46to do haha I'm gonna die I don't know I don't know I don't know you need to
19:53listen to my focus on the color of my God's hair check the color in the
20:09I know in the desert checker may hum local main course
20:20India has got latent India has got deleted
20:24okay let me introduce myself
20:29now Sunil Paal is a script
20:34I have a show
20:37I have a show of you
20:38I have a show of you
20:39you have a joke
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22:00a very big comedian, Kiku Sharda, he said that you are so cute, if I have a baby,
22:12you are saying a joke?
22:14No, I didn't ask you, I didn't ask you, I didn't ask you, I didn't ask you,
22:19a very big comedian, Kiku Sharda, a big comedian, a big comedian,
22:26social media, now everyone has the price,
22:29you are so cute, you are so cute,
22:33a very big comedian,
22:35a very small comedian,
22:40you are so cute,
22:43you are so cute,
22:47you are so cute,
23:18Chess
23:42Thank you so much.
23:43Thank you so much.
23:49So much for your pictures.
23:50Have you had some pictures?
23:50And your audience that you see are watching.
23:53Have you had a nice comments.
23:54Let's see.
24:03I have a photo.
24:04Caption this.
24:05Who is it?
24:06Aapur, Anweer.
24:07He is a minority.
24:09He is a handsome man.
24:10Mr. Beast is the biggest YouTuber of this world.
24:14We are also MythPat.
24:15I unit your comment sector left the house of color a key
24:23or the guy just got a serious I would not hear okay better
24:35or the guy I think I was nine years of beer bicep I now enter my 10th all the beginning
24:42of my
24:42career my mind was full of ideas but my heart was full of
24:49yeah Samurai sort of katana get us go to a joke about the guy you need to comment
25:00this is a long book after me I don't think this is a comment Kya so in a new
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26:02I think I don't know America may arrest on a good record
26:12my real personality only comes through in goa dump not on the podcast
26:17I don't know if you have a full blood test
26:21I don't know if you have a normal life but it's a
26:26most of the time it's a good feeling
26:29therapy is also a comment
26:32I'm a beach
26:33I was a late at all
26:35a good time I got this
26:37I'm gonna get out of the car
26:39I'm gonna get out of the car
26:47say underground hotel way or the guy
26:52oh
26:57why are you to comment longest and shortest running shows together
27:11showstopper with showstop
27:14public be creative way or the guy
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27:40so she went to Netflix office my friend Joe come on the media just
27:49I'm a chapter of the school for a private part of the party so
27:56subseptive a little woman's ladies first right to our channel madam the same thing I love you
28:03to me now I'm Charles Rao hair or man National Association for the blind India
28:08So we are the India's first National Association for the Blind India, which works on the cradle
28:14till the grave for the community.
28:18I am not born blind, from sighted to partially and partially to blindness.
28:24Someone asked me, sir, when did you do comedy?
28:27I said, when I was born, I was a comedy.
28:31And I want to tell you something.
28:33It's good for you.
28:34Do you know what the difference is in sympathy and empathy?
28:37What difference is in my zone today, I was standing on the platform towards the road crossing.
28:42A person has arrived in the ground and she fell out of me.
28:46She fell out of me and saw me.
28:49She fell out of me and said, ok, ok, ok.
28:51She was taken with me.
28:52I told her, ok, and I went and left her.
28:56Where did she go?
28:56She disappeared.
28:58Somebody took it down to me and put it up.
29:01I went on the platform number 1-2, 2-1.
29:22I have brought something which is made by my hand my friend
29:30for full so he's here beautiful thank you for it was the appeal a gift to Charles
29:38up to the PR and or up kill you go I'd be bogey
29:42trust you I'm going to have a foreign cut trip baliqa up for a previous image I
29:47yeah okay so far thank you so much for me I should be able to thank you
29:53I don't want to be here I am I'm gonna take as a stand-up comedian
30:02go jump up a senior and on an Indian television play laughter challenge
30:06cup Pela season a plan on a Jita top save home sub content in current please
30:11welcome mr. Sunil Paul
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31:17I will buy a girl music and a man did it to a chat a video you are too
31:23huh
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31:33I have to tell you how to see this
31:40I am
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31:57I don't want to perform in my life, I don't want to talk to you, I don't want to talk
32:02to you, but it's just one thing, why don't you do it?
32:14The time of brushing is over, I'm going to polish here.
32:33I want to ask Sunil, what have you done?
32:38I want to ask Sunil, what have you done?
32:49I have learned what I've learned from Sunil Pali's videos.
32:58They've never learned anything.
32:59No, I've learned from his comments.
33:05He's talking about the comments.
33:08Sunil Pali genuinely makes me one number, from 10.
33:12I love you.
33:18Thank you very much.
33:20Thank you for your support.
33:21Thank you so much.
33:22Thank you so much for your support.
33:22Thank you so much for the support of Genji's.
33:24What are you talking about?
33:28They've got a new name, Showstopper.
33:32I've got a cool life moment for me.
33:36This generation of Goat Comic and Last Generation of Goat Comic.
33:53I love you.
34:01I love you.
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34:38Hey, I'll do something like that I'll be different.
34:42So, I feel like I'm going to sit down and see how you're going to ride.
34:48They're going to ride these!
34:50They're going to jump and jump from the plane!
34:57We're going to ride these guys!
35:07sir you have said so much
35:11my mother is happy
35:13I remember a lot of people
35:17from Pakistan is a legendary comedian
35:21and he said there is competition
35:24a film star, heroine make
35:27he has this one and I will do this
35:29What is your laugh?
35:30You are also laughing, you are also laughing
35:31We are laughing at the faces of people
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36:12as a comedian genuinely
36:13I think it's just a little bit
36:19Let's do a job, let's keep a debate
36:22What should happen in the comedy and what not
36:25This is the debate
36:26Done sir, let's go
36:44Welcome to Tijik's News Debate
36:46Now tonight
36:51In the debate
36:54Debate in the tonight
36:58Here you have to say
37:00What you say doesn't matter, just say
37:03Noise pollution has to be there
37:13Let me introduce
37:14Let me introduce
37:17My food's hands are sitting
37:22Two dogs, one mother
37:25Sorry, sorry, sorry
37:27Two dogs, one dog
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37:31I never have to drop it
37:37I don't have to drop it
37:43Is it falling?
37:46A man?
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38:45So, we have to know what is comedy.
38:53Yes.
38:54I want to know that.
39:01Excuse me.
39:02I want to know that.
39:03Excuse me.
39:06I can avoid this topic.
39:09No, we can not.
39:10Sorry, we can not.
39:12No, no, no.
39:15One.
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39:27One a minute.
39:34Uncle, can you shut up?
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40:26can you just shut up please two minutes two minutes can we just listen to me
40:32yes Sunil Palji Takaena is okay on a show major Lerke Lerkeya Bantamu Patsundi Sunil Palji
40:42after the barabhii can I change your eye of copy I have a secret my catamaran a person
40:47from a napur Santana agree a a sonora got a man of a
40:52I don't know what I'm going to do
41:21I am a father I am the other I'm not put it right now so I'm the vitamin C
41:28can't make you a Mr. V what do you think it's a bottom of my apartment yes I see
42:03I support it.
42:06I'm a lot of Gen Z in my mind-set, so I'm fluid.
42:10First, tell me about Gen Z.
42:11I don't know Gen Z.
42:16Like Gen Z, it's Gen Z.
42:19Okay, you tell me, what do you want to say?
42:27There are boys and boys in 35.
42:30You come here, come here, come here.
42:33No, come here.
42:39Sir, I feel like a girl has become a girl.
42:46People just see that they are becoming a girl,
42:48but they don't see their work behind them.
42:50Like now, Kiku sir and Krishna ji,
42:53they've got to become a girl in 35 minutes.
42:57Archana ji, it's been about half an hour, right?
43:11So once upon a time, Victor said, laughter, I don't know who, but he just said that and I heard
43:21it.
43:21Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
43:24What's up?
43:27I don't know what Victor said.
43:28I don't care what Victor said, but what I am sure to say, I care.
43:53What is that?
44:00Tell me.
44:00Tell me.
44:10I get it.
44:11I get it.
44:12I get it.
44:12I get it.
44:13I get this.
44:21I get it.
44:23I get it.
44:24Never mind.
44:28Never mind.
44:28He does.
44:29I get it.
44:30I can't say the person who they can't like.
44:32I've seen this part of your life.
44:34But I feel like, I've said it.
44:35No.
44:38There's something that's interesting for your life.
44:40I'll tell you, too.
44:42I'm sure I'm not aware of them.
44:43You can't even help.
44:43I'm sorry.
44:43I think you can't.
44:45You know, I'm sure I can't even down and I'm very close.
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44:55ka lal Sunil Pal pop music on the comedy key comedy ka lal ho gaya
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45:09I want to say this
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