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00:00:08buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about dick okay I'm
00:00:22just nervous to lose my virginity mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite customer did he hear
00:00:36okay don't think about dick especially now Luke's dick especially now about Luke's probably really
00:00:40big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frap with non-fat milk right you're
00:00:47perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry I didn't know you're coming I would
00:00:54have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here to see my girl
00:01:11my coffee right right sorry
00:01:25oh my god Mikey don't laugh we're so mean go help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:32I'm sorry no babe trust me you look great my bad my bad my bad come here don't worry about
00:01:46that
00:01:46I do it all the time let me remake your coffee
00:01:57right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks oh my god look at
00:02:06her throwing
00:02:07herself at the campus doctor like she's such a slut as if someone as hot as him would want her
00:02:12yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find someone as cute as Sophie looks like she's not very
00:02:19experienced a grown-up things like making coffee or having sex come on oh my god are we talking to
00:02:31the oldest virgin on campus so uh you're a virgin oh be careful Mikey I think we have a stage
00:02:46five
00:02:46cleaner right here Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what I literally
00:02:56don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week gonorrhea last month
00:03:01you should be more careful who you're sleeping with especially while you're on the medication
00:03:04oh my god oh my god what he it was just chlamydia oh fuck you all sounds like she already
00:03:13did
00:03:32I'm really really sorry I really don't like your boyfriend he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:41shit my appointment I gotta go sorry
00:03:48all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic
00:03:52exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie he
00:04:03a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:11good morning miss tisdale
00:04:17it's luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:38don't worry I'm full of the doctor titty chant as it's your first time right my first time
00:04:43miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr miller nice to meet me pretty sure we've met a
00:04:49couple times
00:04:50already grind me I mean the coffee shop grind me
00:04:56oh no he remembers me so you are here looking for a prescription for birth control
00:05:03yes that asshole yes I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want
00:05:10to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right I mean I'm sure you don't want to get
00:05:13braiding with that guy I will use a condom I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all he's
00:05:21not
00:05:21good for you dr. Miller I'm not sure nurse can you grab me a spectrum please yes dr. Miller I'd
00:05:28also
00:05:28recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do I'm ready I think I'm ready Mike's my
00:05:34boyfriend and yeah he's kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me so
00:05:38you know what I'm sorry that I overstepped boundaries there uh let's get started with
00:05:45the breast exam breast exam breast exam if you're uncomfortable I can always get a different
00:05:53doctor no it's I like it it's fine
00:06:00uh it's probably easier if you lay back
00:06:05it's okay
00:06:10it's okay stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop my head's cold no they're perfect
00:06:19stop embarrassing yourself there's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:26there are no abnormalities
00:06:31thank you Luke dr. Miller that wasn't so bad Sophie can you put your feet up and serve for me
00:06:43okay yes I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:49okay so I need you to relax for me all right you're doing good I wonder if this is how
00:06:59he talks women through orgasms
00:07:09I'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab on your cervix I need you to relax for me
00:07:20so do you like younger women
00:07:24I mean as your students because you work on campus
00:07:27no my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually so my great-grandfather's
00:07:36honor I donated a few hours of my time at clinic
00:07:38oh duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing
00:07:43last thing I'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs
00:07:47all right relax for me you're doing good
00:07:52his fingers literally inside of me oh my gosh
00:08:02I think I just had an orgasm
00:08:05did he
00:08:08all right
00:08:10he's so noticed oh my god everything looks good
00:08:13no hard memoralities
00:08:15all right
00:08:17be right back
00:08:25is that a freaking wet spot
00:08:30I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:37all right so here's your brick
00:08:44should I bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:48okay she's my patient
00:08:57Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight
00:09:01you are so graphic
00:09:05speaking of sperm
00:09:07I assume your appointment went okay
00:09:09you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:12Luke
00:09:13Luke
00:09:14are you serious
00:09:14you got a finger by the
00:09:16I want to talk to you
00:09:17buy coffee from you
00:09:19the Luke
00:09:20Sophie you're a freak
00:09:23so is he like good with his fingers or
00:09:27shut up everybody
00:09:28shit he's so sexy
00:09:31maybe I should schedule my pap smear
00:09:33okay
00:09:34don't worry
00:09:35okay
00:09:36tonight's gonna be amazing
00:09:37okay Soph
00:09:39yes
00:09:39come on
00:09:40let's get you ready for the big night tonight
00:09:42Mike
00:09:47I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
00:09:52why do I even care
00:09:58yo
00:09:59ready to fork over a grant tonight
00:10:00is that Sophie's boyfriend
00:10:06you're not winning any bet tonight buddy
00:10:08you're dating a nun
00:10:10she's never gonna let you smash
00:10:12I'm calling it
00:10:13dude
00:10:14she's low-key a slut
00:10:16I just can't prove it
00:10:18you will soon
00:10:21you're gonna film her?
00:10:22dude
00:10:23dude
00:10:27dude
00:10:27you're sick
00:10:28what if she doesn't let you hit
00:10:31little bit of this
00:10:33and she's gonna go feral
00:10:37yo that 1500 is mine
00:10:40just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:44don't get involved Luke
00:10:46you're just your customer and doctor
00:10:51hey
00:10:51you need to pay
00:10:56fuck
00:10:57my eyes
00:10:57what the fuck
00:10:59where's your fucking friend live
00:11:00before I call the cops
00:11:04Kaylee Avenue apartment 2
00:11:05I need to get to Sophie
00:11:14the lady
00:11:32you're nervous?
00:11:35why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend
00:11:37than I did with my freaking gynecologist
00:11:43you're nervous?
00:11:45I'm a little nervous
00:11:46hey
00:11:47don't be
00:11:48you don't make cherries I popped
00:11:55wait
00:11:55what?
00:11:58I'm sorry
00:11:58I forgot to start my birth control
00:12:00we're gonna have to wait
00:12:01I'm sorry Mike
00:12:02I can't do this
00:12:05are you kidding me?
00:12:07I'm sorry you were not hot enough
00:12:08to blue ball me for another month
00:12:10Mike
00:12:10why would you say something like that?
00:12:12I'm going home
00:12:19there it is
00:12:20there it is
00:12:21there it is
00:12:23the hell you are
00:12:25not until
00:12:26I
00:12:27get something
00:12:28no
00:12:29no
00:12:32stop
00:12:33me
00:12:34stop
00:12:35me
00:12:42who the fuck invited you?
00:12:47Dr. Miller
00:12:49hey Sophie
00:12:50hey
00:12:51hey
00:12:52hey
00:12:55hey Sophie
00:12:56hey
00:12:58hey
00:12:58hey can you hear me?
00:13:00did you take something?
00:13:01what's up grandpa
00:13:02who the fuck invited you?
00:13:05what's up grandpa?
00:13:07listen up dumbass
00:13:08making her like you
00:13:09is the last good thing
00:13:10that will ever happen to you
00:13:11I go to an ivy league asshole
00:13:12if you want her you can have her
00:13:14I got plenty of pussy to choose from
00:13:17what's so funny?
00:13:18you don't go to an ivy league school anymore brother
00:13:20since who?
00:13:21you ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:22yeah
00:13:25I'm Dr. Luke Miller
00:13:26my family is the biggest donor to the university
00:13:28since
00:13:29ever
00:13:30that means I got the dean on speed dial
00:13:34you just pissed your future away brother
00:13:36wait
00:13:37wait
00:13:37wait wait wait wait wait
00:13:39no no no
00:13:40and you can let your buddy Jake know too
00:13:41no no no
00:13:42please can we talk about this?
00:13:44it was just a joke
00:13:45oh you wanna talk?
00:13:50hey
00:13:52hey come on
00:14:09she's either really wasted or drugged
00:14:10either way it's not good
00:14:18you stole me from my date?
00:14:21who gives you the right you asshole?
00:14:27I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
00:14:31stop talking to me like you're my dad
00:14:32I don't have a daddy fetish
00:14:42so much did you have to drink?
00:14:44I can drink however much I want
00:14:47and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with
00:14:49just because you shoved a speculum up me
00:14:51doesn't mean you can tell me what to do Dr. Miller
00:14:53don't call me Dr. Miller
00:14:54tell me this
00:14:55why did you prescribe me birth control
00:14:57if you're not even gonna let me use it?
00:15:02I was at the bar
00:15:04alright
00:15:05and I saw your boyfriend
00:15:06placing a $1500 bet
00:15:07that he could
00:15:09take your virginity
00:15:10and
00:15:12record it
00:15:16wow
00:15:19I'm an idiot
00:15:21no
00:15:22no you're not an idiot
00:15:25first
00:15:26I can get
00:15:27extremely turned on
00:15:28by my gynecologist
00:15:29to the point where I'm
00:15:30orgasming
00:15:31during the exam
00:15:32and as if
00:15:33having a fetish for your gyno
00:15:34isn't bad enough
00:15:35I was gonna lose my virginity
00:15:37to a complete asshole
00:15:39I waxed my asshole
00:15:41for that asshole
00:15:44sorry Soph
00:15:51so if you want my virginity week
00:16:01you can have it
00:16:09someone clearly wants me
00:16:11are you
00:16:14hard right now?
00:16:20we're mid argument
00:16:23that's so wrong
00:16:24you're drunk
00:16:25I'm taking you home
00:16:29what are you doing?
00:16:30you're drunk
00:16:31I'm taking you home
00:16:31what?
00:16:32no I can't go home
00:16:33my roommate's there
00:16:34I told her I was gonna be at Mike's
00:16:36she's probably having sex
00:16:37because she's fuckable
00:16:38unlike me
00:16:46we're here
00:16:47here?
00:16:48where is here?
00:16:49my place
00:16:51you can stay here for the night
00:16:53wait until your roommate wakes up
00:16:54and answers the phone
00:16:55if you're comfortable
00:16:56I want to
00:16:58I mean
00:16:59I'm cool
00:17:00I'm cool with that
00:17:02but
00:17:03is your girlfriend gonna be cool with that?
00:17:05smooth Sophie
00:17:08he says I have a girlfriend
00:17:32you're in Dr. Miller's room
00:17:34the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year
00:17:38the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year
00:17:49how do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:51it's huge
00:17:53not like tight spaces
00:17:56not all tight spaces
00:17:58is he a tease?
00:17:59or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:03come on
00:18:03let's get you cleaned up
00:18:04you'll feel better afterwards
00:18:05thanks
00:18:06thanks for taking care of me doc
00:18:11sorry
00:18:11I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:15I'm happy
00:18:43that's what I need
00:18:45because you will be nelay
00:18:49you don't have to look away doc you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:56i just don't want to be disrespectful you know i don't want you thinking i lure my patients home
00:19:03all the time wait you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil
00:19:10boyfriend and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home dr miller no missus do
00:19:18then why me i'm nothing special you don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:25you're kind to people you're beautiful
00:19:41who is that
00:19:44ah this is my crazy ex-girlfriend um you have to hide right now all right come on
00:19:54luke are you home
00:20:00lukey come out come out stop playing i stole one of your pagers i know you're not on call
00:20:15don't say a word there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me his ex or anyone else
00:20:23are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now what the hell
00:20:28she's a dean's daughter we broke up forever ago but she stalks my patients she gets them
00:20:33kicked out of school then why did you strip down and get into bed
00:20:40what are you doing you didn't answer my calls i'm sleeping
00:20:46why don't i join you
00:20:53i can think of a million things i'd rather do
00:20:55like what baby like the thing that i do with the ice cubes
00:21:00ice cubes what ice cubes like call the cops
00:21:04do you not remember i have restraining order against you
00:21:06your father begged me to not go through with it
00:21:08come on lukey you know you love screwing me
00:21:17i have someone new in my life
00:21:21someone new who the fuck is she
00:21:24i'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:27and if you're still here i'm gonna call the cops
00:21:29then i'm gonna call the dean and i'm gonna let him know that his psychotic daughter
00:21:34stole my pager do you know how dangerous that is
00:21:36no you can't one
00:21:40two fine fine i'm leaving
00:21:45your loss
00:21:56oh my god luke
00:22:11holy shit
00:22:13you smell like booze
00:22:15i sobered up i swear
00:22:18what's with the ice cubes
00:22:23i prefer no ice cubes
00:22:29you won't move on from me lucas
00:22:34you'll come back to me after i
00:22:36take care of that little distraction
00:22:52my virginity
00:22:54my virginity
00:22:55yep still intact
00:23:00fuck my life
00:23:02language miss tisdale
00:23:04jesus what the hell are you doing
00:23:08i'm here to tend to your massive hangover
00:23:10whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:14what would you have me do
00:23:15don't say it don't say it
00:23:17you could join me
00:23:23sophie you're 21 years old
00:23:33luke that is three years past legal
00:23:35there are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me so what's your problem
00:23:58i don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:24:01but
00:24:03but a lot of things sophie
00:24:04you're my patient for one
00:24:07in an on-campus clinic
00:24:09i'm graduating this year
00:24:12second
00:24:15your version
00:24:17how much
00:24:19i'm asking you to change that
00:24:30you're talking to dr miller right now love
00:24:34but you're asking luke to fuck you
00:24:39i don't make love
00:24:41i'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards all right sweetheart
00:24:45i'm not that guy
00:24:51well maybe i don't need you to call me luke
00:24:53i'm a big girl i can handle myself
00:24:58unless you're just not interested
00:25:00i saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex according to you
00:25:08someone's jealous
00:25:11sophie there's a reason why i drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make
00:25:15me a cup of coffee
00:25:16because i enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform when you bend over and make me my cup of
00:25:35coffee
00:25:37you see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:42so do it i'm ready i promise
00:25:50ready
00:25:56what's that
00:25:57as your doctor i know you haven't started your birth control
00:26:05sorry so
00:26:07are you kidding me
00:26:15can i uh can i get a
00:26:17continue
00:26:18you're killing me so the dr miller takes you to his fancy ass house you see his dick and you're
00:26:24still a virgin yeah i threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this
00:26:34can you wait oh my god sophie no 36 year old man i looked his agent by the way is
00:26:40passing up a hot
00:26:42virgin co-ed like you he respects you dummy or he doesn't think i'm worth the trouble i mean he's
00:26:48clearly experienced sophisticated sexy all the things i'm not you have a brand new shiny tight
00:26:55pussy a cadillac pussy and luke's gonna be back for a test drive watch
00:27:04hi is the cadillac pussy a new drink no can you just order
00:27:22i thought that you were dr miller's intern but a janitor
00:27:27makes a lot more sense luke's psycho ex followed me
00:27:35what do you want i think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:42i didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:47luke is not your boyfriend gina he made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:51oh so you admit that you're screwing dr miller knowing
00:27:55that i am pregnant with his child
00:27:59can you believe it sophie's evil first mike now someone's boyfriend a slut
00:28:07pregnant with luke's did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would
00:28:14settle for some broke loser barista sophie you idiot of course he was never yours
00:28:24uh oh oh sophie you can have him you didn't have to hurt my baby i didn't do this i
00:28:31swear i would
00:28:31never what's going on your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman no i didn't i've never spoken
00:28:37to this woman before today hey that's the dean's daughter sophie i'm calling the police you know i
00:28:45would never do this please she's just assaulted a pregnant woman we need a medic too i'm a doctor
00:28:56i'm a doctor
00:29:14uh
00:29:18Um, no, no, no, no. I'm fine. I'll just be going.
00:29:25We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:28Never seen him look so angry.
00:29:30Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:36Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:39It was for a friend.
00:29:41You liar, I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:43Let me go. I don't want to press charges.
00:29:48Just a moment.
00:29:59Oh my God. You're crazy. You're actually crazy.
00:30:04Luke, please, I can explain. She's not right for you.
00:30:09Breaking into my house, stealing my pager.
00:30:13That's normal for you, Gina. I get it.
00:30:15But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:23Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:26She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:29I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:31Stop. Luke, this isn't you.
00:30:34You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:37She's nothing.
00:30:38A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:41You're better than this Luke.
00:30:44Officer, take her away.
00:30:49Let's go.
00:30:51You bitch!
00:30:52You don't deserve him.
00:30:54Let's go.
00:30:56I knew she was psycho.
00:30:59You couldn't even hurt Flay even if someone paid you to.
00:31:02Thanks, Ev.
00:31:03Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:31:04I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:07Take the day.
00:31:17Someone's waiting for their new test drive.
00:31:19Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:30You came just to save me?
00:31:32Of course I did.
00:31:40I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you,
00:31:44so I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:51I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:53Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:31:55I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:31:57I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:32:00I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:04What do you mean?
00:32:06I mean, you reject all of my advances,
00:32:10and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:14What do you see in me?
00:32:16Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:32:20Entertainment?
00:32:20Sophie, if you were to just entertain me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:25You're just young.
00:32:31I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:34Just because you're this big, hot-shot doctor at UPN
00:32:37doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:32:46What do you want?
00:32:51You.
00:32:54Take me seriously.
00:32:57And get in the car.
00:33:00What?
00:33:01To where?
00:33:02Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:05What?
00:33:06Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:33I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:36We're doing both.
00:33:38My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here at the vacation home.
00:33:42Your vacation home?
00:33:44As in you have multiple?
00:33:47Wow.
00:33:49Mr. Millie, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:33:57And you have a butler at your vacation mansion?
00:34:00Luke, you're not just rich, you're like old money.
00:34:03What the hell?
00:34:05Look, I didn't say it because I don't want to stress out.
00:34:07The truth is, yes.
00:34:09So my family's rich.
00:34:11But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:13We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:15And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:31Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:36Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:43I'm not.
00:34:44Hang on, what even am I to Luke?
00:34:53Mother, this is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:34:58Girlfriend?
00:34:59No way.
00:35:00Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:35:02Manners.
00:35:03Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:35:08Girlfriend?
00:35:11What happened to the pretty one?
00:35:13Gina?
00:35:15The Dean's daughter, the one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:19Ouch.
00:35:22Mother, again, I just said this is my girlfriend and my date to the gala.
00:35:27If I have to remind you to an importance in my life again, I'm going to make sure this gala
00:35:31does not go smoothly.
00:35:32Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:35Oh, you ungrateful child.
00:35:42If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:44Oh, before we go, which room do you keep to ditches Dior and Versace?
00:35:48She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:51Fourth floor, third door on your view.
00:35:55Thank you, Mother.
00:35:56It's good to see you.
00:36:02That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:13Your brother has lost it.
00:36:16Get down here and handle this new, trashy arm candy.
00:36:26Is your mom always so...
00:36:29Narcissistic, psychopath?
00:36:31Yeah.
00:36:34That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:37But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients, so I come back every year.
00:36:42You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:44That's sweet.
00:36:45I do.
00:36:47Plus, the other perk is I can spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:50What does that mean?
00:37:02Luke, you did not.
00:37:09Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:11I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:12That's done.
00:37:13I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:15You said you want all of them.
00:37:18They're yours.
00:37:2480.
00:37:25I can't accept this.
00:37:26This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:29Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:33Why do you like me?
00:37:35I'm just a college student and you're...
00:37:38You.
00:37:40Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:37:42You're cultured.
00:37:43Your parents host charity events.
00:37:45You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:47I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with, like, a hundred other students.
00:37:52It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:09Of course, it's too late.
00:38:10Now, we're already falling for you.
00:38:14Then why won't you go all the way with me?
00:38:21Because I want it to be right.
00:38:22Hey, I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took
00:38:26advantage of you.
00:38:29But take it slow.
00:38:35Even though...
00:38:38There's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:41Really?
00:38:48Really.
00:39:11Come back here.
00:39:12I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:18Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:21You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:31Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:34Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:42You know, I'm going to need you back for this.
00:39:53Whatever you say, doc.
00:40:00That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:04He dumps my best friend?
00:40:06The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm, not strutting the campus
00:40:15mattress.
00:40:17Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:22Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:24I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a
00:40:28mistake.
00:40:28Mm-hmm.
00:40:29That's my girl.
00:40:34Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:36I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:51I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:54Holy shit.
00:41:02It's not about being pretty.
00:41:03I just, I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:08I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:11Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:41:18You're so refreshing.
00:41:21You ready?
00:41:39Wow.
00:41:40She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:42Yeah, you never said your brother's chip was so pretty.
00:41:45Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:47Shut up.
00:41:48There was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain.
00:41:50If my brother marries a snow bunny, it's that of Gina.
00:42:00I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity Event.
00:42:03This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:07Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:12Cheers.
00:42:17Girlfriend?
00:42:18Not for long.
00:42:32Good evening, everyone.
00:42:35Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful Sharon auction.
00:42:40Our first item.
00:42:46An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora with its amazing, iconic volcanic views starting big.
00:42:56Five thousand.
00:42:58Five thousand.
00:42:59Five thousand.
00:42:59Now six.
00:43:00It's right in a six.
00:43:01Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:02That's pretty good.
00:43:03Can I get...
00:43:05You need to come quick.
00:43:06My wife's having a allergic reaction.
00:43:09Are you going to be okay?
00:43:10Go.
00:43:10Let's go.
00:43:19What is it?
00:43:20My throat.
00:43:22Oh, you're not?
00:43:24Breathe.
00:43:24Oh, you're not.
00:43:26Oh, you're not.
00:43:30Sold!
00:43:31Number 12.
00:43:32$7,000.
00:43:33All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:35Give him a round of applause.
00:43:36Congratulations.
00:43:37Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:38Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:41Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:48Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:43:54What a hussy, auctioning a blowjob.
00:43:58I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:02I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:44:04I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:44:08Poor Lukey.
00:44:10She hasn't fooled.
00:44:11Trailer trash skank.
00:44:13Who let her kind in here?
00:44:15I wouldn't do that.
00:44:17I would never.
00:44:17I have $1,000 for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:21Hmm.
00:44:22Really, Sophie?
00:44:23No one wants you for $1,000?
00:44:25Whew.
00:44:26All right.
00:44:27$500?
00:44:28All right.
00:44:29$500 for the poor girl.
00:44:32She's got student loans.
00:44:34Whatever that means.
00:44:36We're sick.
00:44:40Three?
00:44:44I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:46No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:48What the fuck with me?
00:44:49I recognize you.
00:44:50You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:44:51What the hell is going on here?
00:44:52Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:44:55Patrick, get out of my way.
00:44:57Why lower your standards?
00:44:58We're millionaires.
00:44:59She might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be, Pat.
00:45:08You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:45:11Motherfucker.
00:45:14$450.
00:45:16$400?
00:45:19Oh, all right.
00:45:22I mean, look.
00:45:23I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:26Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:29Well, I'll help the young lady, then.
00:45:32Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:37Sold!
00:45:38Sold for $400.
00:45:41Wow, Sophie.
00:45:42Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:45:55That's rude, Serena.
00:45:56After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:45:59Lukey, watch your mouth right now!
00:46:03What was that you're saying about class, Leticia, darling?
00:46:13You idiot!
00:46:14Get off the stage!
00:46:15We're leaving!
00:46:16Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:18You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy!
00:46:21No need, my dear.
00:46:24Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you, after all of this.
00:46:30No, but, but, no, no!
00:46:36Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:46:41You're a doctor!
00:46:42Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:44You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:46Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:48How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:50No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:55No, no, no, no, no.
00:46:57Stephanie?
00:46:58The nanny?
00:47:06I'm going to sue you for everything you've got!
00:47:09You can't.
00:47:10You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to, but I practice under the
00:47:15university, so you can't touch me.
00:47:18So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry, I suggest you cut very generous
00:47:22checks to the charity, and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:27Let's go!
00:47:29Get to writing!
00:47:30Let's go!
00:47:31Everybody out!
00:47:39Where'd these assholes go?
00:47:41You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:43I would have been okay.
00:47:44I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:46No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:48Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:52Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:47:55You all right?
00:48:09What are you looking for?
00:48:11I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal
00:48:18bartender.
00:48:19All right.
00:48:21All right.
00:48:22All right.
00:48:23Make me an appletini.
00:48:27What?
00:48:29Seriously?
00:48:31All right.
00:48:32So, vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur.
00:48:36Can we just choose something easier?
00:48:38You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:43Move.
00:48:48Can you open that?
00:48:55All right.
00:48:56Let's just make it simple.
00:48:58Body shots.
00:49:02I've never done that before.
00:49:04Seriously?
00:49:06What do you mean?
00:49:06You're like so old.
00:49:07I was trying to get into school.
00:49:09I didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:13He just said you're hot.
00:49:15Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:17Okay.
00:49:17Well, I'll teach you.
00:49:28Holy shit.
00:49:50All right.
00:49:51I got the hang of that.
00:49:52Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:49:54Now or never, Sophie.
00:49:55Go for it.
00:49:56New rule.
00:49:57You can't choose the same place twice.
00:49:59Is that so?
00:50:03Then, where are you going to lick me?
00:50:13Shame, shame.
00:50:14You're trying to play with my emotion.
00:50:18Play, blame.
00:50:19Only you feel like a devotion.
00:50:22I do everything.
00:50:23You can pull this shit.
00:50:25Think you could get away with it.
00:50:27Be careful what you get.
00:50:28Cause you don't know what you might get.
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:41Was that?
00:50:42You drive me fucking wild.
00:50:45Luke, I'm ready.
00:50:53Yeah, I'm an idiot.
00:50:55Wait, what?
00:50:57Sophie, I want you to fly.
00:50:58I'm sorry.
00:51:00Fuck.
00:51:01Luke, no, no, no, no.
00:51:02I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:51:04I want to do this with you.
00:51:06Lose my virginity.
00:51:08Sophie.
00:51:10Don't Sophie me.
00:51:11That's so patronizing.
00:51:15Okay, I'm trying.
00:51:16But I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:20I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:23I'm terrified of that.
00:51:25It's this that hurts me.
00:51:26What you're doing right now rejecting me.
00:51:28What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:31Being together.
00:51:32Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:51:36I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:38My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:41I mean, of course I want to be with you.
00:51:44But am I right for you?
00:51:46And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:49I might be a virgin, but this whole, it's not you, it's me thing, is really freshman year.
00:51:58Sophie, where are you going?
00:52:00I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:52:01Because I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:04You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:11Don't follow me.
00:52:17Damn it.
00:52:24I guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:42What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:44You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:49Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:51Nope.
00:52:52Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:52:55So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:52:58All to myself.
00:53:02What?
00:53:03You heard me.
00:53:05Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:09Seriously?
00:53:10You're into this?
00:53:12Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:53:14Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:16Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:18Wow, I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:21Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:53:23I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:27Paws.
00:53:28What did you just say?
00:53:33I'm a virgin?
00:53:35Oh, no.
00:53:36She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:38Aw, thank you.
00:53:40Excuse me?
00:53:41Too much work.
00:53:43You're probably super clingy, too.
00:53:44You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:48Sweetie?
00:53:49I'm a senior.
00:53:50That's even sadder.
00:53:54You were just into me.
00:53:55Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:53:58You're obviously a nice girl, but I'm looking for a fun time, you know?
00:54:03You're going to get feels, and it's going to get messy.
00:54:07And...
00:54:08Sorry.
00:54:10What?
00:54:19I'm in this $80,000 dress, and I can't even get a stupid, horny, crack guy to get with me.
00:54:27He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:54:33Oh, and Luke.
00:54:34Of course, Luke, on the other hand, he's had his hands literally inside of me, and I guess
00:54:38he was just so repulsed that he didn't need to see more.
00:54:44You know what?
00:54:50Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:51I'm not the hospital right now, but...
00:54:53Oh, look at me.
00:54:54I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor, and I'm also hot as fuck, and I just love to lead girls on
00:55:00with the orgasm pap smear two-for-one.
00:55:04Say something, asshole.
00:55:07Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:09Sophie can what?
00:55:10Not have sex?
00:55:11Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:12I think I'll stay right here where the guys at least have, I don't know, the decency to
00:55:16not lead me on.
00:55:17Guys?
00:55:18What guys?
00:55:19Did someone do something to you?
00:55:20Of course not.
00:55:22They said I was too messy.
00:55:24Too messy and too much, and I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:55:29Sophie, you either fuck me, or you lose me.
00:55:34I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:55:36I'm coming to get you.
00:55:37Keep the phone on you, alright?
00:55:49Sophie, Sophie, hey, wake up.
00:55:57I got you.
00:55:57Come on.
00:56:12Is she?
00:56:17She's fine.
00:56:19She's bottled water in two of these in the morning.
00:56:23I don't know what she drank, but whatever it is is gonna hit her hard.
00:56:28Sophie, you're gonna be the death of me.
00:56:47Rise and shine, party animal.
00:56:52You have a lot to tell me.
00:56:56You feel like shit.
00:56:58You look like shit.
00:57:00But like, a million bucks.
00:57:02So is this a gift from Luke, or?
00:57:04Everly, the only thing that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name.
00:57:10You know, he led me on.
00:57:12He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:14But Luke brought you back to the job.
00:57:16Ev, I don't want to hear it.
00:57:19I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:22I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:25So I've decided...
00:57:28I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:30Huh?
00:57:31Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:34People, guys aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby unless I stop acting like one and looking like one.
00:57:44I need you to help me look slutty.
00:57:51No way, I'm not gonna do that.
00:57:53You're not gonna help me look sexy?
00:57:54Why not?
00:57:55Sophie, you are sexy.
00:57:57I'm not slutty sexy.
00:57:58Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:00I look like a nun librarian.
00:58:03I'm giving off don't fuck, snooze fest, boring.
00:58:07Sophie, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself
00:58:11for the right guy.
00:58:12The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:19Burn me up.
00:58:36Perfect.
00:58:57Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:58:59There's no way.
00:59:01That goes off.
00:59:02Yeah.
00:59:02It is.
00:59:04That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:06Dude, the makeover's actually working.
00:59:08Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:09Good.
00:59:10I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:12I mean more.
00:59:13Hmm.
00:59:18Holy shit.
00:59:19There he is.
00:59:20Are you gonna say something?
00:59:24Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:26No.
00:59:27I'm just gonna make you regret everything.
00:59:29Mm.
00:59:36Thanks, babe.
00:59:37You sound beautiful.
00:59:46And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:48A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
00:59:52I take all kinds of tips.
00:59:53What the hell's going on here?
00:59:55Stop interrupting, Grandpa.
00:59:56The fuck did you do a second?
00:59:58One latte.
00:59:59Coming right up.
01:00:02And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:04Sophie, what is this?
01:00:06You're dressed different.
01:00:07You're acting different.
01:00:07I don't get it.
01:00:09Whoops.
01:00:10Let me get that for you.
01:00:18So, did you want a coffee?
01:00:19The ab shining is on the house.
01:00:22Sophie, I don't...
01:00:23Is this like a punishment?
01:00:24I mean, if it is, I get it, but telling yourself to other guys, it's not you.
01:00:27That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:30I gave you a chance.
01:00:31And besides, there's someone out there who wants me and isn't gonna embarrass me in the process.
01:00:36Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:38They go out in the land fair.
01:00:40You should come.
01:00:42She's got plans.
01:00:44Actually, I don't.
01:00:45My first frat party invite?
01:00:48Wow.
01:00:49This whole hot girl act is actually working.
01:00:51You should bring your home, girl.
01:00:53Guy's gonna love you.
01:00:54I will.
01:00:55See you tonight.
01:00:58You're not going to bed.
01:00:59Newsflash.
01:01:00You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:01You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:03That's not true.
01:01:04Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:01:06My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:01:13Sophie, I'm not gonna let you throw your life away just because of me, all right?
01:01:15If I'm gonna do this fucking frat party at 36 years old, I will.
01:01:21What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:24Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:27Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:29Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:32I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:37Everly, not funny.
01:01:39Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at this stupid hospital and he gets a text from you in this.
01:01:45If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:01:47How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy that I haven't even gone to second base
01:01:51with?
01:01:52Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:01:58We have push-up bra.
01:01:59Pink.
01:02:00Red.
01:02:14Get in.
01:02:15Get Sophie safe.
01:02:16Get out.
01:02:17Sophie's the only person I'm doing this for.
01:02:21Sick costume, bro.
01:02:24Right.
01:02:27God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:32Sorry.
01:02:33Rules.
01:02:43Idiot.
01:02:47I have to get to her.
01:02:48Where is she?
01:02:51Stop being shy.
01:02:53You look hot.
01:02:56See?
01:02:59Wait, hand me your phone.
01:03:01Why?
01:03:05Because I'm taking a point five and sending it to Luke.
01:03:13No.
01:03:14Yes.
01:03:20I got to have her.
01:03:22I have to get to her.
01:03:23Where is it?
01:03:33I need to be so drunk to forget what you just did.
01:03:36He opened it immediately.
01:03:38He's so lit.
01:03:40Welcome to the party.
01:03:45I need to be so drunk to forget what you just did.
01:03:47He opened it immediately.
01:03:49He's so whipped.
01:03:52Welcome to the party.
01:03:56Do it on his ass.
01:04:14It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:17So be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be.
01:04:26So be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be,
01:04:31so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be,
01:04:33so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be,
01:04:36so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be,
01:04:37so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be,
01:04:39so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be,
01:04:41so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be,
01:04:44so be, so be, so be, so be
01:04:51Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:04:57You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:04:59Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:01That's a lie.
01:05:03You talk?
01:05:07Come on, Sophie, let's play spin the bottle.
01:05:10I'm coming.
01:05:10My friend here is just leaving.
01:05:13Actually, I'll join.
01:05:15What? No.
01:05:16Don't let me go here!
01:05:25Who's going first?
01:05:28I'll spin.
01:05:29Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:31I hope it lands on me.
01:05:33He seems experienced.
01:05:46Fuck.
01:05:48Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:05:51What was the rule?
01:05:52As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:09Can we talk like adults?
01:06:11Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:16You know, you dress like this like you're on a fucking right hand.
01:06:39How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:41Can we talk to you in the next possible situation?
01:06:54Or is it a real hotel?
01:06:55We're going to talk to you.
01:06:57Hey, who knows?
01:06:57I'm sorry.
01:06:59I'm sorry.
01:07:04I'm sorry.
01:07:07I'm sorry.
01:07:10I'm sorry.
01:07:15what time's up what were you just you wanted to i'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine
01:07:22luke now you'll wish you would affect me when you had the chance
01:07:43so how was it luke's a little too shy for me i'm gonna spit again
01:08:02me me sophie come on him you had your chance luke come on noah
01:08:19okay i've never kissed anyone before what so i'm gonna embarrass myself so i'm warning you
01:08:27you can relax i wasn't gonna kiss you anyway really but all the rumors like everyone says
01:08:35you're a freaky sex goddess derrick says that you put your legs behind your head i don't even know
01:08:42a derrick i'm sorry noah but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight
01:08:47i'm so screwed everyone in the frat knows that i'm a virgin and i'm the only one
01:08:53they're gonna kill me no they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me
01:08:57no no they're gonna make fun of me to death wait i'll help you how
01:09:10it's awful quiet in there noah come on virgin
01:09:16oh they're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate
01:09:19we don't have time just come here
01:09:23you can tell them you lost it to me really you don't care
01:09:28no but i'm just trying to make someone jealous you can tell them i fucked you upside down for
01:09:31all i care
01:09:33just as long as luke overhears
01:09:39i owe you
01:09:43noah are you in there oh yeah oh it's getting crazy in there
01:09:52oh yeah
01:09:53all right that's another
01:09:58selfie you open the damn door
01:10:01okay ready it's working
01:10:05oh you really want to piss him off
01:10:07he deserves it
01:10:10oh
01:10:14oh
01:10:15oh
01:10:16oh
01:10:17oh
01:10:18oh
01:10:27oh
01:10:28oh
01:10:33what's the problem doctor
01:10:34the fuck were you doing a minute with him
01:10:37well
01:10:40first stands up his pants and then i saw his cock
01:10:49liar
01:10:51you don't know that
01:10:56you know you belong to me
01:10:58true
01:10:59you know you belong to me
01:11:22true
01:11:22get out
01:11:33i need this off
01:11:34i don't want to
01:11:39me too
01:11:55what
01:11:55what don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:11:59no no i'm not changing my mind i'm just kicking myself can't believe i deprived myself of you for
01:12:06so long
01:12:07you're a fucking idiot
01:12:10you are
01:12:11you're a part of my life
01:12:27who knows you better take that someone better be dying
01:12:37What's it, code blue?
01:12:39They are.
01:12:43I'm sorry, Sophie, I have to go.
01:12:48I've been burned too many times. Are we ever going to do this look?
01:12:56Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is eat.
01:12:59I promise we're going to do this. We are.
01:13:02But not in some shitty fat house.
01:13:07You deserve better than that.
01:13:08Better how?
01:13:12You have a passport, right?
01:13:17So, sexy underwear?
01:13:19Check.
01:13:20A jacket?
01:13:22Check.
01:13:22A bikini.
01:13:24Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:25He didn't tell me.
01:13:29Crap, he's here.
01:13:32Bitch, you won't believe this. Oh my God.
01:13:40No way.
01:13:41This man's insane.
01:13:42He's actually psycho.
01:13:45On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:13:48Good luck soldier.
01:13:53Don't you have, like, any advice from me?
01:13:55He's hot.
01:13:56Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:13:58It's finally happening.
01:14:25You look incredible.
01:14:27Hmm?
01:14:27You said airport fit.
01:14:29I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:37This is so psychotic.
01:14:39Am I really worth all this?
01:14:43It's the first times.
01:14:47Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:14:51International.
01:15:02Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:15:06I'm sorry. I just didn't want to ruin the surprise.
01:15:09You ready?
01:15:15A croissant?
01:15:17You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:20It's a hint.
01:15:22Go look at the view.
01:15:23You'll know where we are.
01:15:31Are you crazy?
01:15:32You took me to Paris?
01:15:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:44I set up an appointment at Chanel, and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:15:50Look.
01:15:57You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:15:59I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:03I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:06Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:23It's finally happening.
01:16:35It's finally happening.
01:16:48I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:16:51You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:16:56Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:05Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:09She's all yours?
01:17:11Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:17Yes.
01:17:17We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:22I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:24We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:28Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:30I'm sorry?
01:17:33Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:37I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:45I'm so sorry.
01:17:47I don't know how this happened.
01:17:49I was trying to be safe.
01:17:51Wow.
01:17:53What do you think the odds are?
01:17:551.6 in 100?
01:17:57You probably hate me.
01:18:00As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:05Graduations in a month, and...
01:18:07I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:17Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:24I'm sorry.
01:18:28I love you.
01:18:29I'm sorry.
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