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The Golf King's Reconquest
The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:01Every golfer knows this moment.
00:00:03Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:13Oh shit!
00:00:37Holy! I could take that back.
00:00:40Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:44Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:48Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:00:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:00:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:01I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:03Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:05Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:07Ambiotic fluid embolism.
00:01:08Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:10I'm so sorry.
00:01:13I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:14I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:21I'm sorry.
00:01:22We saved your daughter.
00:01:24But your wife...
00:01:26There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife.
00:01:29Yes.
00:01:32No, come on.
00:01:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:36Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:46To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:01:56Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:00Now go get him, Lion.
00:02:02I'll see you after the game.
00:02:15I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:19I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:23I promise.
00:02:25I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:36Hey.
00:02:37Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:40Are you sure?
00:02:41If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:45Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:04Nice shot.
00:03:05Bet you could give that old king of the golf lion a run for his money.
00:03:08We look just like the pros.
00:03:10Hey, buddy.
00:03:12Go fetch my ball.
00:03:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:23There you go.
00:03:25Now I'm paying you.
00:03:26Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:29You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:34That's enough.
00:03:47Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:50This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:53Come on, Mia.
00:03:55Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:03:59You're really gonna risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:09Let me handle it.
00:04:13See? Even the help knows its place.
00:04:16You've got to trash.
00:04:16You should do anything for a buck.
00:04:18Hey, you wanna see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:20I bet he will.
00:04:20I bet he will.
00:04:21Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:04:23Yeah!
00:04:25Oh.
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:32Oh.
00:04:33Oh.
00:04:37Your form is sloppy.
00:04:40Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:46Throw them out.
00:04:49Get off! Hey, hey, hey! Don't touch me! Hey!
00:04:54Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:00Yeah. I could have done better.
00:05:02I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:04He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:07Only someone like Lyon could do that.
00:05:10Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:15Miss Mee, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:19I'm sorry. I don't play golf.
00:05:22I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:26I see real talent in you. Don't waste it.
00:05:30It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:52It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:59Watch her grow up.
00:06:07Gabriel, I already told you. I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:11Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:13You need to come to the school now.
00:06:24What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:29Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:31Hey!
00:06:37You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:41Oh, God.
00:06:42It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:45Small world.
00:06:46My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:49He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:52That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:06:55Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:01Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:05But...
00:07:06But you're too poor. Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:09Yeah, guess what?
00:07:11Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:14And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:18So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:23Daddy...
00:07:24Is 70 grand a lot?
00:07:28I...
00:07:29Don't need it.
00:07:31I don't wanna go, Daddy.
00:07:33I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:36But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:41This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:43And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:47And you let it happen!
00:07:48Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:49I can't stop that.
00:07:52Then you suspend her!
00:07:55I...
00:07:55Hey!
00:08:06Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:08There is 10k.
00:08:10Forget about art school.
00:08:12Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:17It's not my fault.
00:08:19You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:26Come on, Angel. Get your stuff. Let's go.
00:08:31See? I told you so.
00:08:33Wait, Mr. Smith, about that donation...
00:08:36Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:41I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:44I'm sorry.
00:08:50Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:51No.
00:08:53I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:08:54I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:08:56I'll be a good kid.
00:08:58I don't wanna cause you any trouble.
00:09:01No, sweetie. I'm sorry.
00:09:04And don't worry.
00:09:06Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:14I buried the man I used to be.
00:09:16But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:18It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:36Gabriel.
00:09:37Get my clubs.
00:09:39I'm back.
00:10:00I'm back.
00:10:00Sis, qualifying matches next week.
00:10:03Woo!
00:10:03I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:09Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:11With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:15They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:17If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would've...
00:10:20Jake is young and talented.
00:10:22Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:23It's a shame the legendary golfer, Lion, retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:28If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:32Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:36Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:37What? Shut up.
00:10:39Two yards.
00:10:43What?
00:10:48What do you mean two yards?
00:10:50His grip's weak.
00:10:52Ball's gonna fade.
00:10:53Two yards to the right.
00:10:55Shut up, dude.
00:10:56You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:10:59Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:02Have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:04Ignore him, okay?
00:11:05Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:06He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:10You guys really don't see this?
00:11:13I guess that makes sense.
00:11:15This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:19Well, tell me.
00:11:20What do you see?
00:11:282.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:31And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:33If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:35Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:37He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:39What do you know?
00:11:40How about you go?
00:11:41And go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:43You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:51Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it.
00:11:53But we can't even think about qualifiers,
00:11:55because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:132.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:21Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:23Nothing.
00:12:24What's up with you guys?
00:12:25I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:27Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:29This-
00:12:30Oh my god.
00:12:34Come on, man.
00:12:35Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:39Oh man, let go!
00:12:40You're such a useless groundskeeper!
00:12:43You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:45Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:48I was right.
00:12:49He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:51Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:12:53Please get your wrist checked.
00:12:55It'll just take a moment.
00:12:56Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:12:58This guy's a rookie.
00:13:00He could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:03I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:13:05No.
00:13:06No.
00:13:06I believe him.
00:13:08And he makes a good point.
00:13:10He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:14Seriously?
00:13:15He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:18Yeah.
00:13:18He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:20A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:22I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:37Who's this asshole?
00:13:39Tyler Carter.
00:13:40Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know.
00:13:42Most recent world champion.
00:13:44And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:51It's all in the wrist, baby.
00:13:56Ready?
00:14:01It's always here to start shit.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:03Got it.
00:14:04Good job, baby.
00:14:06Oh my gosh.
00:14:09Look who it is.
00:14:12Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:15Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:17Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:19You're not welcome here.
00:14:21Leave.
00:14:24Oh.
00:14:25Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:27Is that the best August you got nowadays?
00:14:29You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:30How about that?
00:14:31Me, uh...
00:14:33Dreaming of trophies?
00:14:34When your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:38God.
00:14:39It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:43Look.
00:14:44We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:46It's just not possible.
00:14:47Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:49You sign over August to me,
00:14:51and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:14:54We can all go home happy.
00:14:57All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:14:58It's all yours, baby.
00:15:01Never.
00:15:04August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:06My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:10Okay.
00:15:11Option two.
00:15:12You put this on.
00:15:15You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:17I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:19Fuck you, man. Fuck you!
00:15:21You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:23Sudden death match.
00:15:24Lose our backside to the quals tomorrow.
00:15:28So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:15:32He's an idiot.
00:15:34Fine.
00:15:35But you better not be all bark.
00:15:37You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:44Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:49Fuck off, man.
00:15:51Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:15:52Do you have to go mow the lawn or something?
00:15:54He's provoked you, okay?
00:15:55You're too emotional now.
00:15:56And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:15:58You won't win.
00:15:59Shut up!
00:16:00You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:02You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:05It looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:18You see that?
00:16:21302 yards.
00:16:22Mid fairway.
00:16:23Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:27Show him, Jake.
00:16:30That stance.
00:16:32It's too low.
00:16:34That ball's going off course.
00:16:36What did you just say?
00:16:37I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:39Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:40You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:43I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:45Don't backseat it.
00:16:56Hopeless.
00:16:57What an idiot.
00:16:58Oh my gosh.
00:17:012-13 in the rough.
00:17:04Oh my god.
00:17:05My granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:23If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:27Time for a little help.
00:17:31Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:33You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:35This is serious.
00:17:36Okay, guys.
00:17:36Whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:17:54Holy shit.
00:17:55Ha ha!
00:17:57Let's go!
00:17:57That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:00Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:02A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:03Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:08Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:09Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:18:23Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:24With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:18:27Come on, Jake.
00:18:28You gotta pull through.
00:18:34Thanks, doll.
00:18:39Ready or not.
00:18:42Here I come!
00:18:44Hey!
00:18:46Shit!
00:18:48Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:50He was standing right here.
00:18:52You knew that.
00:18:53You did that on purpose.
00:18:54It's against the rules.
00:18:56I thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:18:58Doing this casual.
00:18:59There's no need for rules.
00:19:01I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:03There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:05Wherever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:11A torn ligament?
00:19:13Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:16Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:18Who is he, really?
00:19:21Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:23I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:24No.
00:19:24I can keep going.
00:19:25I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:31August Golf Club,
00:19:32it's the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:34I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:39It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:42If I find you in my bed tonight, naked,
00:19:44I might let you keep your club.
00:19:45What the fuck did you say?
00:19:47Watch this bitch.
00:19:51Wow.
00:19:53Is that the best you got?
00:19:55I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:07Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:09He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:20:10But his wrist...
00:20:11Will you stop?
00:20:14As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:16No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:21You're still powering through?
00:20:23Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:28That's enough!
00:20:34I'll take it from here.
00:20:38Will you back off?
00:20:39This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:41Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:43Jake, that's enough.
00:20:45Step down.
00:20:45If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:48Let Bobby take over.
00:20:52Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:20:54You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:20:57What?
00:20:59Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:04You got some balls.
00:21:05I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:09You better not let it get into your head.
00:21:14This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:26This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:30And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:34Just look at yourself.
00:21:35Covered in filth.
00:21:37Carrying around a burden.
00:21:39You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:44Excuse me, sir.
00:21:46Don't mind him.
00:21:47He's an asshole.
00:21:49I'm Mia.
00:21:51I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:21:54And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:22:16I'd love for you.
00:22:16Is that your wife?
00:22:18You should have brought her with you.
00:22:19I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:23A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:27The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:32That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:36front of her grave.
00:22:37I'm begging.
00:22:38The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:41Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:43You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:46And the loser's got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:22:52Deal.
00:22:54You better keep your word.
00:23:09This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:11Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:12We're screwed.
00:23:13This groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August.
00:23:17You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:21Humidity, 60%.
00:23:23Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:34Please clear the water.
00:23:36Forget about the hole.
00:23:37You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:39I win.
00:23:39I win.
00:23:53What the fuck?
00:23:55Fuck?
00:23:57Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:23:59There's no way.
00:24:00It's a trick shot.
00:24:02You can't control where it lands.
00:24:11What the water?
00:24:13No, I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:14What?
00:24:15But how?
00:24:15It's a miracle.
00:24:17Am I dreaming?
00:24:18Did we actually beat the gold hills, bastards?
00:24:20This is impossible.
00:24:22There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:26Impossible.
00:24:29That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:33Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:36Even Kane.
00:24:37Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:47Is he?
00:24:48A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:51Who are you?
00:24:56Who are you?
00:24:57Me?
00:24:58I'm a nobody.
00:24:59I'm a gardener.
00:25:00I just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:02I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:06Yes.
00:25:06Of course.
00:25:07You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:09We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:10Mia.
00:25:11This qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:14Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:15Why?
00:25:16He doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:25:18I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:18We should reconsider.
00:25:19Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:22I mean-
00:25:22How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:24If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:28All the things he could be doing.
00:25:29Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be laughed out.
00:25:34Okay, silence.
00:25:35All of you.
00:25:36I believe in Bobby.
00:25:38And he's our only hope now.
00:25:40Hey, Bobby.
00:25:41I got cash.
00:25:43Hot babes.
00:25:45You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club.
00:25:48I got anything you could ever want.
00:25:50I can't pay you cash or an advancement.
00:25:54But I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club.
00:25:58If you'll still have us.
00:26:00Her golf club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:26:04Every check you get's gonna bounce.
00:26:06Come on.
00:26:07Don't be stupid.
00:26:09Just give me the word.
00:26:10It's all yours.
00:26:16Tuition 70k a year.
00:26:28I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:30I don't need much in life.
00:26:36I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:40My heart's racing.
00:26:42What's going on?
00:26:45You old bastard.
00:26:47You're gonna regret this.
00:26:50Hey!
00:26:51Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:53What are you talking about?
00:26:54Our bet.
00:26:55You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:57My brother?
00:26:58Kane Carter?
00:26:59He's the grand champ.
00:27:02Your little amateur ass.
00:27:03Are you sure you want this?
00:27:05It doesn't matter who it is.
00:27:07A bet's a bet.
00:27:15You bastard.
00:27:17You're gonna regret this.
00:27:19Men honor their words.
00:27:21Dogs run with your tails up between their legs.
00:27:25What are you, little boy?
00:27:26You motherfucker.
00:27:29Mark my words.
00:27:31You motherfuckers are gonna regret this.
00:27:34Come on, girls.
00:27:46You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:50A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:53It was a fluke.
00:27:55If you just give me another chance, I'll-
00:27:59Useless!
00:28:00The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:28:03You better not fill me again in the qualification match.
00:28:18I don't know.
00:28:19Golf's always been in my family.
00:28:23But...
00:28:23It wasn't until The Legendary Lion that I really took notice.
00:28:28Kimberly's been retired for six years already.
00:28:31You still think about him?
00:28:37I don't know.
00:28:39Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:59I don't know.
00:29:00Come on.
00:29:02I'm not aware
00:29:03We're leaving
00:29:08You're drunk
00:29:09I'm taking you home
00:29:12Party pooper
00:29:15Fuck you gentlemen
00:29:19I'm so thirsty
00:29:21I'll get you some water
00:29:22Thank you
00:29:53Thank you
00:30:05Mia, you're drunk
00:30:08Are you sure this is what you want?
00:30:10Mm-hmm
00:30:10You can't bring me down
00:30:12Never give up
00:30:14Don't move back around
00:30:16Power in my veins
00:30:18Yeah, runs through me
00:30:20Shining every day
00:30:21Yeah, I feel so free
00:30:23Power in my veins
00:30:25Yeah, runs through me
00:30:26Shining every day
00:30:28Yeah, I feel so free
00:30:49I had a lot of fun last night
00:30:55I had fun too
00:30:57A lot of fun
00:31:04Good afternoon
00:31:06My name is Joanna Wilson
00:31:09Vice President of the USGA
00:31:13On behalf of the Gophers Association
00:31:15I'd like to welcome you all
00:31:18To the US Open Press Conference
00:31:2450 players with the top all-time rankings
00:31:28Will be exempt from the local qualifying round
00:31:31But this year
00:31:32We'd like to reveal those rankings
00:31:34With something special
00:31:38This AI-powered vocal
00:31:40Can scan your swing ID
00:31:43And match to your rank
00:31:46Now
00:31:46Who's up first?
00:31:50Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:53I guess you losers
00:31:54Ought to pack up and get going
00:32:01Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:32:04Got nothing to be ashamed of
00:32:05Yeah, we're all pros here
00:32:07You think you'll beat us all?
00:32:09Be my guest
00:32:10Okay
00:32:11Literally, don't fuck us
00:32:12For measure of liberty
00:32:25Yeah
00:32:31Nice, man
00:32:32Looks like we're locked in
00:32:33Absolutely, we are
00:32:34It's done
00:32:35Enough wasting my time
00:32:36By the way
00:32:38Only reason I let you two go first
00:32:40So that everybody here
00:32:42Is aware of how underranked you are
00:32:49This is a press conference
00:32:51Not a dumpster
00:32:52What are you doing here?
00:32:55You're an amateur, buddy
00:32:56You're gonna embarrass yourself over here
00:32:57Well, I guess we'll just see about that
00:33:01Okay
00:33:03Okay
00:33:04Sit back
00:33:06You'll see my rank
00:33:07Hey, get this
00:33:09I want a close-up on his face
00:33:11While I crush him on my heel
00:33:44He's 15
00:33:45Every member of Golden Hills is a total beast
00:33:49Pretty much
00:33:50I don't cry, though
00:33:51It's okay
00:33:53You may lose to me
00:33:54But
00:33:55All of you
00:33:56Are better than him
00:33:59You know what's sad, Mia?
00:34:00The best you got is dead last
00:34:02You know what, Tyler?
00:34:03Shut up
00:34:03August is not gonna be dead last
00:34:05Just mark my words
00:34:07Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy
00:34:09He's ranked 15th
00:34:11He's a nobody
00:34:13Wow
00:34:14That's something coming from the Gardner
00:34:16Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:34:21Gardner?
00:34:21The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open
00:34:24What the hell?
00:34:25Yeah, she sure did
00:34:26I think you should be disqualified
00:34:28All in favor, raise your hand
00:34:34Golfers are forged from hard work and talent
00:34:37Everyone deserves a shot
00:34:39The only insult here is your elitist attitude
00:34:41That's cute
00:34:42August Golf Course owner crashed the press conference and threw a tantrum
00:34:46Yeah, she did
00:34:46Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt
00:34:50Okay, that is not what is happening here
00:35:09Trash you people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:35:15I'm gonna knock you off your high horse
00:35:20What do you think you're doing?
00:35:22Ice here, kid
00:35:23You're not gonna want to miss this
00:35:32This is my rating
00:35:52Six years ago, you retired
00:35:55Vanished without a trace
00:35:58Only leaving behind your legacy
00:36:04Talented golfers
00:36:06Right come and gone
00:36:07Kane was crowned the new king of golf
00:36:11He's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:36:13Mr. Hale, you have to see this
00:36:16We got a ping on the golden scanner
00:36:19The all-time number one
00:36:23I guess he couldn't wait
00:36:27To celebrate your comeback
00:36:29I'm gonna return all your trophies to you
00:36:33Take these, let's go
00:36:35I'm a champ
00:36:39What?
00:36:40Why is his ranking locked?
00:36:42According to the Govers Association rules
00:36:45Only the top ten Govers in the nation have their rank locked
00:36:48That means he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:36:52No, that can't be right
00:36:54Well, there you have it, folks
00:36:55Cold hard facts
00:36:57I guess the whole world's gonna know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark
00:37:01And no bites
00:37:06Quickly, to the press conference
00:37:08And bring the trophies
00:37:09All of them
00:37:11I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned
00:37:18Wait
00:37:19There's an explanation for this
00:37:21He's not a pro golfer
00:37:22So he's probably not even registered
00:37:24Yeah, that explains it
00:37:25How would a failing club like the August have a top ten player with him?
00:37:29Well, if I'm just an amateur
00:37:31And you lost to me
00:37:33What does that make you?
00:37:35Getting pretty cocky over there, buddy
00:37:38You know the Golden Hills created this AI system
00:37:41We have the right to unlock it
00:37:42If you get on your knees right now
00:37:44I might let you go
00:37:46Don't take my generosity for granted
00:37:48Well, go ahead, unlock it
00:37:50I'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself
00:37:53Go, boys
00:37:56You're gonna regret that
00:37:57Get ready, folks
00:37:58This little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:38:11What?
00:38:13He's not just in the top ten
00:38:15He's the best in the country?
00:38:17That means
00:38:18He's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane
00:38:21How?
00:38:23Could it be?
00:38:26No, that can't be right
00:38:27There's got to be a glitch in the system
00:38:30He's got a point
00:38:31Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:38:34No way
00:38:34Thank goodness
00:38:35You almost ruined our association's reputation
00:38:38You just had one lucky stroke
00:38:40You thought you could fool me, you little bitch
00:38:43This golf tournament's for pros
00:38:44Not no amateurs like you
00:38:46Boys, get them out of here
00:38:47That's not up to you
00:38:49That's up to the Golfers Association
00:38:52Miss Wilson
00:38:53As the vice president of the association
00:38:55There has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:38:58Tyler
00:38:59Should I throw out the riffraff?
00:39:01I knew you
00:39:02Making you my VP was the best decision I could make
00:39:10You're on their side?
00:39:12Oh, don't act shocked
00:39:13It's called networking, sweetheart
00:39:15I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is
00:39:20I think we should get them out of here
00:39:22An unranked opportunist like yourself
00:39:25Doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler
00:39:28On behalf of the Gophers Association
00:39:31I'm revoking your entry into the US Open
00:39:34You bastards
00:39:35I'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:39:38Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:39:41The chairman?
00:39:43That old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:39:46Don't bother him with your petty drama
00:39:48Empetism's a big word for you, man
00:39:51You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:54He's got better things to do, sweetheart
00:39:57Boys, get them out of here
00:39:58I'm sick of seeing their faces
00:40:00Make sure they're gone
00:40:01I don't want them crawling back
00:40:03This is my turn!
00:40:10This is my turn!
00:40:17Hands off!
00:40:21That's the bus the chairman had custom-made for Lyon
00:40:24No one's ever seen it
00:40:26Why did he bring it today?
00:40:27The Riders
00:40:28President's Cup
00:40:29Masters
00:40:30The Open
00:40:31The PGA Tour
00:40:32They're all Grand Slam trophies
00:40:34And there's multiple?
00:40:36Mr. Chairman
00:40:38What are you doing here?
00:40:39I'm here to remind everyone
00:40:41That the Open is run by the Golfers Association
00:40:46Not Golden Hills
00:40:48Mr. Chairman
00:40:49These two crashed the press conference
00:40:51I'm just throwing out the trash
00:40:54The trash?
00:40:58How dare you?
00:41:00Do you have no idea who he is?
00:41:03Are you serious right now?
00:41:05You're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:41:08Who gave you permission to speak?
00:41:14He is the top-ranked golfer
00:41:17Mr. Hale
00:41:18There's a bug in the system
00:41:20He's not even in the rankings
00:41:22He's a nobody
00:41:23A nobody!
00:41:25So all these trophies he won
00:41:28Mean nothing to you?
00:41:29All these trophies belong to him
00:41:33That's impossible
00:41:34He's done the impossible
00:41:35Time and time again
00:41:37All these trophies belong to him
00:41:39And to him alone
00:41:40He is
00:41:42The legendary golfer
00:41:52The legendary golfer
00:41:54Sir
00:41:56I need to talk to you
00:41:57In private
00:42:01What is he hiding from me?
00:42:05Look
00:42:06I'd appreciate it
00:42:08If you kept my identity a secret
00:42:09Eleanor's still young
00:42:11And I don't want the press hounding her
00:42:15I am so sorry, Claire
00:42:16I wasn't there for you
00:42:18I was chasing trophies and wins
00:42:20And I should have been by your side
00:42:23I promise
00:42:25I will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:42:32I've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:42:34Oh yeah
00:42:35I understand
00:42:36I can keep your secret
00:42:38Thanks
00:42:40Here we go
00:42:46After a thorough review
00:42:47We have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:42:54Since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:42:56All golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:43:01And then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:43:06Everyone except Tyler Carter
00:43:18What?
00:43:19I'm the highest ranked person here
00:43:21We don't need some AI system to prove that
00:43:23And you have no right to disqualify me
00:43:26I am the president of the Golf Association
00:43:28And the host of the US Open
00:43:32And I do have that right
00:43:33You old bastard
00:43:34You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:43:39Enough!
00:43:41You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long
00:43:46You have no authority here
00:43:50Take them out of this
00:43:52You can't do this
00:43:53Fuck off the motherfucker
00:43:54You reckless bastard!
00:43:56As for you
00:43:58The Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering lapdog
00:44:04You're fired
00:44:05You can't fire me!
00:44:07I am the vice president!
00:44:09You can't fucking fire me you bastard!
00:44:15I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant
00:44:21Now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:44:26Just watch out
00:44:27I wouldn't worry about that
00:44:28I chose to come back
00:44:30I'm ready for anything
00:44:33Come what may
00:44:48All right
00:44:49You can open your eyes
00:44:57So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:45:00I don't know
00:45:01But I do know
00:45:03But I do know that I'm gonna love it because it's a present from daddy
00:45:11Daddy
00:45:11Is this all for me?
00:45:13It's just like my drawing
00:45:15Yep
00:45:15It's all yours sweetie
00:45:21Oh
00:45:21I can't forget this
00:45:29Perfect
00:45:31My princess
00:45:32May I have the first dance?
00:45:35Yes
00:45:54Yes
00:45:55Mirror mirror on the wall
00:45:57Who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:46:01Why it's you my pretty little princess Eleanor
00:46:04Wait daddy
00:46:05I've got you a present
00:46:08This is my lucky bracelet
00:46:10I made it at school
00:46:12Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen
00:46:16Daddy you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever
00:46:19I'll be cheering for you
00:46:21And I know mommy will too
00:46:23I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me
00:46:25So I didn't tell her about the match
00:46:27But it looks like she knew all along
00:46:30Thank you sweetie
00:46:33I promise
00:46:34I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted
00:46:43Welcome everybody to the final qualifying round for the US Open
00:46:47Which is also known as
00:46:49Golf's longest day
00:46:50Today's gonna be a 36 hole round
00:46:52Which means only the top 50 players
00:46:54Will advance to the final round
00:46:56So
00:46:57Good luck
00:46:58Yeah
00:46:58Let's do this
00:47:00Let's do this
00:47:20Whoa
00:47:20Oh dear
00:47:21Whoa
00:47:21Jim
00:47:22That was incredible
00:47:24That was incredible
00:47:25That was incredible
00:47:38Oh my god
00:47:43You won
00:47:47We won
00:47:49Dinner's on me tonight guys
00:47:50We've got to celebrate
00:47:51Let's party
00:47:52Drink it up
00:47:53You know
00:47:53Come on
00:47:54Oh wait Jake
00:47:54We have dinner with dad tonight
00:47:56Remember
00:47:56No
00:47:57Disgusting
00:47:57He just wants you there
00:47:59He's trying to marry you off
00:48:00To that stupid piece of shit
00:48:02Henry
00:48:03I bet he's gonna be there tonight too
00:48:04Yeah I know
00:48:05And I've had enough
00:48:07It's time I end this
00:48:17Lion
00:48:18You've finally returned
00:48:24For the past six years
00:48:27I've torn through the competition
00:48:29But those old timers
00:48:30Still insist that it is because
00:48:32You paved the way
00:48:33No matter how many titles
00:48:35I win
00:48:35Your legacy
00:48:36Hangs over my head
00:48:38Hangs over every single trophy
00:48:39Like a thorn digging deeper into my side
00:48:43But I'll perute myself
00:48:48When I'm implanted with this chip
00:48:50Everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:48:52That I am the greatest golfer in the world
00:49:00I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat
00:49:03By pretending to be her boyfriend tonight
00:49:15Hi I'm Bobby
00:49:16It's a pleasure to meet you sir
00:49:19God mid you just drag any bum off the street
00:49:23You dare show your face here
00:49:25Dad you be nice
00:49:27This is the hero I told you about
00:49:29That saved our golf club
00:49:49Everyone
00:49:51This is Henry Hale
00:49:53His father is the president of the Golfers Association
00:49:57Golf is in their blood
00:49:59Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into
00:50:07Henry is it?
00:50:09Yep
00:50:11Mia's told me so much about you
00:50:12You're Gabriel's kid
00:50:13You act nothing like him
00:50:15What would you know about my father?
00:50:16Nothing
00:50:17He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course
00:50:26Mia, are you serious?
00:50:28You brought the help home?
00:50:31So humiliating
00:50:33Yeah, what is he doing here?
00:50:36To shine Henry's shoes
00:50:40Mia has good taste
00:50:42I'm sure she'll know someone's right for her
00:50:44Watch it yard boy
00:50:46His father runs a US Open
00:50:47With one phone call he can have you disqualified
00:50:51Everybody let's not waste our time on this loser
00:50:54Our food's getting cold
00:50:55Let's go eat
00:51:01Here please, allow me
00:51:10Oh that reminds me Mr. Collins
00:51:12You have to try one of these
00:51:14I just had him flown in from Cuba today
00:51:17Really good Arbanos
00:51:18Oh now we're done
00:51:20Yeah
00:51:20Real Cuba
00:51:21You know what that?
00:51:22Mm-hmm
00:51:25There you go
00:51:27Excellent taste young man
00:51:30Thank you
00:51:31Okay, can we not smoke at the table please?
00:51:36Yeah, real mature
00:51:40We should really try this meal
00:51:42Or shall we be special?
00:51:54I'm sorry man, I mistook that for an ashtray
00:51:56Okay, that's enough
00:51:57Stop disrespecting my guest
00:52:03Don't worry about it
00:52:05I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough
00:52:08I brought a gift
00:52:22Ew, what is this?
00:52:25Sounds like shiny scrap metal
00:52:26I bet it's all junk
00:52:30Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like
00:52:34Yes, yes
00:52:35Thank you for the reminder my friend
00:52:40Well Mia
00:52:41I knew you grew up idolizing Lion
00:52:43So I wanted to do something special
00:52:46I got you this
00:52:48This is Lion's old tour card
00:52:51It took me ages to get out of my father's collection
00:52:54That would go for millions at Sotheby's
00:52:57Henry, this is very sweet of you
00:53:01But it's far too valuable
00:53:03I can't accept it
00:53:07This is incredibly rare
00:53:10What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:53:13Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:53:16Admit it loser, you are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that
00:53:26Why don't we make a bet?
00:53:28All right, I'm listening
00:53:31If my gift is more valuable than yours
00:53:35You have to lick this plate clean
00:53:39Cigar ash and all
00:53:49What a coincidence
00:53:52Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too
00:53:58But not just one
00:54:02Ten
00:54:04Whoa
00:54:06What?
00:54:08That's impossible
00:54:09You're just a washed up loser
00:54:10Like, how is that possible?
00:54:14Well, looks like you lost
00:54:15Eat up
00:54:16Jeez
00:54:18Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:54:20I gotta make a phone call
00:54:28Wait
00:54:29Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick
00:54:32I just talked to my father
00:54:33Apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake
00:54:36The only way you can even tell is if you put them against a fire
00:54:40And then the little lion's head will pop up
00:54:43And let's be honest
00:54:45These are certain places
00:54:47And now, guess what?
00:54:49My dad's on his way
00:54:51And we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are
00:54:53You pissed off the president?
00:54:56You are so screwed
00:54:59How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:55:03So you all think these cards are fake?
00:55:06Yeah
00:55:06Yeah
00:55:06Yeah
00:55:08Well, I believe Bobby
00:55:10I don't think he'd lie to me
00:55:12Well, why talk about it?
00:55:14Let's put it to the test
00:55:15Wait, no
00:55:16You can't destroy those
00:55:18That's part of Lion's legacy
00:55:20That's a disrespect to golf itself
00:55:27Wait, no
00:55:28You can't destroy those
00:55:30That's part of Lion's legacy
00:55:31It'd be an insult to golf itself
00:55:33Oh my god, Mia
00:55:35Why are you believing this guy?
00:55:36I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these
00:55:39I'm calling him out for having a scam
00:55:46What's going on here?
00:55:48What if that card actually is real?
00:55:51Fire test gold
00:55:54Adversity test men
00:55:58You lying con artist
00:56:00I'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:56:02Get on your knees
00:56:03Admit these are fake
00:56:04Otherwise, I'm gonna give you a glimpse into the depths of hell
00:56:10Yeah
00:56:11This is who I was telling you about
00:56:13This is the con man
00:56:17Ow
00:56:18You idiot
00:56:20What do you think you're doing?
00:56:21Mr. Chairman
00:56:22He was the one that brought the fakes
00:56:24We had nothing to do with it
00:56:28Fakes
00:56:33These are the real deal
00:56:35What?
00:56:35What?
00:56:39Fakes
00:56:42No, no, no, no, no, no
00:56:44These are the real deal
00:56:45What?
00:56:47Dad, what are you talking about?
00:56:48Are you senile?
00:56:49Like, those can't be real
00:56:52Ow
00:56:52Did I raise an idiot?
00:56:54Wait a minute
00:56:54If those cards are real
00:56:56Then he
00:56:58He's lying?
00:57:00I apologize for interrupting your family dinner
00:57:03I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again
00:57:06What?
00:57:07And he will be grounded
00:57:08Until hopefully he learns his lesson
00:57:10What?
00:57:11Let's go, your mother's in the car
00:57:12Ow!
00:57:13Ow!
00:57:14That's embarrassing
00:57:15Ow!
00:57:16We almost destroyed those precious treasures
00:57:22We didn't mean to
00:57:23It was all Henry's fault
00:57:27Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me
00:57:31Let's go for a walk
00:57:32That sounds nice
00:57:35It'd be good to get some fresh air
00:57:36Away from this stench
00:57:48Sorry I had to deal with my family back there
00:57:50Don't worry about it
00:57:52I just didn't want our first date to end sour
00:57:59Is that your wife?
00:58:09Yes
00:58:11She passed in labor
00:58:13I'm sorry
00:58:16I know what it's like
00:58:18To lose someone you love
00:58:19Never gets easier
00:58:22I want you to know that
00:58:23I'm not trying to replace anybody
00:58:26I just
00:58:28Want to be by her side
00:58:46Be careful
00:58:48Hey, bitch
00:58:50Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:58:52Hey, baby
00:58:53Oh, no!
00:58:56Bobby, watch out!
00:58:59Ah!
00:59:03Hey!
00:59:08Let her go, Tyler
00:59:13Bobby!
00:59:17I thought you were gonna go down swinging
00:59:21Those are cute
00:59:23That was my daughter
00:59:27See that?
00:59:28That's what you get for going against me
00:59:30You son of a bitch
00:59:34It's time to go join your wife and yell
00:59:41Fuck!
00:59:41Come on, boys
00:59:42You got lucky this time, motherfucker
00:59:44Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last
00:59:47Okay
00:59:50My hand
00:59:51Oh, I think it's broken
00:59:53Gotta get you to the hospital
00:59:58Wait, don't move
01:00:08Not until the doctor says what's wrong
01:00:11I have an itch
01:00:12I have an itch
01:00:14Down there
01:00:15My hands are
01:00:16Okay, well, let me itch it for you
01:00:21Is it right here?
01:00:29How's that feel?
01:00:30That's amazing
01:00:31Is that it?
01:00:32Oh, yeah
01:00:33That's so good
01:00:36That's amazing
01:00:38Please
01:00:40Oh, yes
01:00:42What's Daddy doing?
01:00:45Eleanor!
01:00:46Daddy!
01:00:48Hey
01:00:49Oh
01:00:49Oh
01:00:50I'm sorry
01:00:51It's okay
01:00:51It's okay
01:00:52Hey, Doc
01:00:53Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
01:00:54Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture
01:00:57He needs at least six weeks of proper rest or there will be permanent consequences
01:01:03Six weeks?
01:01:05What about the U.S. Open?
01:01:07You need rest and that's doctor's orders
01:01:12I missed you, Eleanor
01:01:14I missed you, too
01:01:15Wait, wait, wait
01:01:16What are you doing?
01:01:17You need to rest and you're not swinging a club anytime soon
01:01:20I have to go to the U.S. Open
01:01:22I'll pop oxy if I have to
01:01:24Okay, but we only have one a day and it only lasts four hours
01:01:28What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:01:30You can't hold the club correctly
01:01:33Four hours is plenty
01:01:34I'll win
01:01:36For you and me
01:01:38It's time the legendary lion of golf gets his proper ending
01:01:44Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships
01:01:46The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days
01:01:50The player with the lowest total score will win
01:01:52This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course
01:01:56The Auckland Golf Club
01:01:58The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards
01:02:04It is heavily designed to punish every mistake
01:02:07Who will conquer the Devil's Course?
01:02:10And who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:02:15What? What?
01:02:17Wait, Bobby, Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary lion
01:02:21He's a grand slam champion
01:02:23He's never lost a tournament
01:02:25And now that the lion's back, if we win, August will be saved
01:02:29Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury
01:02:31But his right hand, is it really going to be okay?
01:02:52You're old news, loser
01:02:54Still living out your old grand slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:58Shut the fuck up, Tyler
01:03:01Feisty
01:03:02I like it
01:03:03You can keep screeching, but when I win
01:03:04I'm gonna find something to shove down your throat to shut you up
01:03:07It's so fucking gross
01:03:08Enough
01:03:09This is a waste of time
01:03:10While lion has been sleeping away all these years
01:03:13I have been conquering this very course
01:03:16Year after year
01:03:21You think you can keep up with me?
01:03:29You don't wake a sleeping lion
01:03:36I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence
01:03:40I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time
01:04:07Incredible! The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with nearer robotic precision
01:04:14They're all playing way above their level
01:04:16It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path
01:04:23Man, oh man
01:04:25This AI, it's incredible
01:04:27It's our secret weapon
01:04:28This has-been, he can't beat us
01:04:31He's done for
01:04:40Can he do it?
01:04:50This is your grandson here?
01:04:52He's better off as my caddy
01:04:54Don't push yourself, you can't play like this
01:04:58Don't worry about it
01:05:00I'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:05:06All right, well, you focus on swinging
01:05:08I'll take care of the rest
01:05:35Hey, are you okay?
01:05:38How's the leaderboard?
01:05:40There you go, good job today
01:05:42Let's find out
01:05:45Oh, thank god, we made it to the finals
01:05:49I'm still way behind
01:05:51To win this game, I have to catch up quickly
01:05:55Game's just begun
01:06:16Mia, where are you?
01:06:18Hey, do you need something?
01:06:20No, I tried to grab my towel, but my wrist still hurts
01:06:24Oh yeah, hold on
01:06:28Can you massage it, please?
01:06:31The ferocious lion needs some help
01:06:36Where does it hurt?
01:06:39Right here
01:06:55The finals are tomorrow
01:06:57I don't want you to overexert yourself
01:06:59Tonight
01:07:01You're mine
01:07:22I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:07:28Eleanor is here to root for you
01:07:32A good luck kiss for daddy
01:07:34Now you're gonna win today
01:07:36Because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you
01:07:40I don't know
01:07:55Four hours
01:07:57I need to finish before noon
01:08:15What's going on?
01:08:16Loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag
01:08:18It's
01:08:26Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:08:30What are they trying to do?
01:08:34That's the game plan
01:08:35The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in
01:08:38He's forced to play an impossible lie
01:08:45We're completely dug in
01:08:47What are we gonna do?
01:08:51Just give it up old man
01:08:52According to our calculations
01:08:54It is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke
01:08:58The mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:09:00There's no way these guys are this precise
01:09:03They must be playing dirty
01:09:09You planted microchips in your arm
01:09:11So what if we did?
01:09:13All your experience is nothing compared to AI
01:09:24You want a hint?
01:09:26The AI has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come up with one conclusion
01:09:31You lose
01:09:33AI is never wrong
01:09:34You're so screwed
01:09:38Dude
01:09:38Dude
01:09:39Just accept it
01:09:40You're a washed up retiree
01:09:42You can't be cold hard facts
01:09:44Don't you understand that?
01:09:45It's in the bag for God's sakes
01:09:50Leave it to me
01:10:09How the hell?
01:10:11No!
01:10:12That goes against all common sense and calculations
01:10:16It's impossible
01:10:22See, he landed back in the bunker
01:10:25He still needs two strokes
01:10:28That fossil doesn't understand the AI
01:10:31It runs the world now
01:10:33Bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole
01:10:36Just to tie with Kane
01:10:37Shit, Mia
01:10:39We're done for
01:10:40Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:10:43The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:10:46It's your biggest mistake
01:10:47Making it into the hole from the bunker
01:10:49Nobody can do that
01:10:53Wait, on the green?
01:10:55Something's moving
01:10:59Wait
01:11:01That's my ball
01:11:04Did he just
01:11:06Ooh, so close
01:11:08But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:11:12It's okay guys
01:11:14Even if August golf club goes down
01:11:16We'll stick together like family
01:11:19Our cutting edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way
01:11:25When
01:11:27In your dreams
01:11:29Our AI's calculated your chances
01:11:31And guess what?
01:11:32It's a 100% chance you lose
01:11:39What's this?
01:11:40I can't believe my eyes
01:11:42The ball's still moving
01:11:45Look alive boys
01:11:47I'm still in play
01:11:53It sucks
01:11:56A pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data
01:11:59It's impossible
01:12:00Yeah, you must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:12:14Oh my god, let's go
01:12:21I knew you could do it
01:12:25Our cutting edge AI didn't see that path
01:12:28How did you?
01:12:30Nah, you know what man?
01:12:31It's gotta be a bug or something, right?
01:12:33I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI
01:12:38It's not a bug
01:12:39It's not a bug
01:12:39He took the path that AI considered to be impossible
01:12:43And he did it in one stroke
01:12:45He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability
01:12:49A free lesson for you
01:12:50All the cold hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:12:57It's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:13:00So all your little microchips won't win
01:13:05Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:13:08Bobby and Kane are tied for first
01:13:10You know what this means
01:13:12A sudden death rap
01:13:14Whoever wins will move on to the next
01:13:18Let's go boys
01:13:25What's wrong?
01:13:29The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:13:30Don't worry
01:13:32I'll put Kane in this place soon enough
01:13:49Let's go! Come on now
01:13:58You've held out long enough, old man
01:14:00It's time to end your legacy, Lion
01:14:08Damn it!
01:14:10The painkiller's worn off
01:14:20Nice!
01:14:21Let's go!
01:14:22Next is hole 10
01:14:24535 yards at par 4
01:14:26Kane Carter is up next
01:14:34Woo!
01:14:36Just give up!
01:14:37The future belongs to young, innovative players like me
01:14:39Not wrinkly, old deadweights
01:14:41You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:55What the hell are you looking at, old man?
01:14:57The flag's all the way over there
01:14:59Just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:15:02Disappear?
01:15:03There's not a cloud in sight
01:15:04You really are crazy
01:15:06My experience doesn't lie
01:15:18You're so screwed
01:15:21Even the great lion can't come back from his eyes
01:15:24Chin up, old man
01:15:25You gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:15:28For good
01:15:29Daddy!
01:15:30A lucky magic spell for you
01:15:32I know you can do it
01:15:34You got this
01:15:38Soon
01:15:40Soon?
01:15:40Soon what?
01:15:42Are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:43I mean I guess you probably should
01:15:45Because it's going to take an act of God for you to win this
01:15:47Anything less and that trophy is mine
01:15:50A miracle?
01:15:52Miracles are for the unprepared
01:16:05The sun
01:16:07It actually disappeared
01:16:19Fine
01:16:20At least it'll make things interesting
01:16:30Yes
01:16:31Nice shot bud
01:16:33Bummer
01:16:34Nerd
01:16:35Yes
01:16:36Cain slipped up
01:16:38Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:16:41Then he's tied with Cain
01:16:43It's for another round
01:16:44Got this daddy
01:16:45God
01:16:48At his time it's going to be the total eclipse
01:16:50How is he going to swing in total darkness?
01:16:52This is beyond lion's top records
01:16:54Even at his peak
01:16:55Plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:16:57You can keep dreaming bud
01:17:00Now it's Bobby's turn
01:17:02He's looking rough
01:17:03We believe in you Bobby
01:17:05You got this
01:17:11Wait
01:17:12Bobby's not aiming for the save
01:17:14He's aiming for the flash
01:17:15He's swinging for the wind
01:17:17I'll tell you what
01:17:18I'll sweeten it
01:17:20You pull off this miracle
01:17:22I'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:17:25And I'll hand it to August
01:17:29August doesn't want your club
01:17:31Your reputation is trash
01:17:36And you
01:17:39I'll go beyond
01:17:40I'll beat the old me
01:17:41After this shot
01:17:42August's name will echo across America
01:17:47Now watch this drive
01:18:21Fly, go, fall, fly!
01:18:24Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:40Yeah!
01:18:45How did he do this?
01:18:54No!
01:18:59I lost!
01:19:02He crushed me
01:19:03How could Kane lose to this
01:19:05Fucking old bastard
01:19:09Daddy, I knew you were the bestest
01:19:13Folks, did you see this?
01:19:15He managed to beat Kane Carter
01:19:17with an injured right hand
01:19:19He's back, folks
01:19:20The Gooks
01:19:21The Lion
01:19:23Bobby Wood
01:19:29The winner of the U.S. Open Championship
01:19:32Bobby the Lion Wood
01:19:39I didn't do this for me
01:19:43I did it for all of us
01:19:45For August Golf Club
01:19:49You cheated!
01:19:52This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club
01:19:55You were taking pills
01:19:56I saw it with my own two eyes
01:19:58You were doping
01:20:01No
01:20:02The meds you saw him taking
01:20:03were cleared with the association
01:20:05before the competition even started
01:20:07You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:20:09I can prove it
01:20:16The doping you saw?
01:20:19Painkillers
01:20:20Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries
01:20:24Legal
01:20:24Approved by the association
01:20:26and cleared prior to competition
01:20:29It's all documented right here
01:20:32You
01:20:34You're on his team
01:20:35You're in on it
01:20:36Oh, and uh
01:20:37As far as your crimes go
01:20:39I've got
01:20:41Implanting microchips
01:20:42to cheat
01:20:43And also aggravated assault
01:20:46I have evidence
01:20:48How about you?
01:20:52I have evidence
01:20:54Do you?
01:20:56This is enough to arrest you
01:20:59And investigate your little club
01:21:01Come on
01:21:02Why don't you
01:21:02Motherfucker
01:21:03Lion
01:21:04You finally returned
01:21:06Reclaiming your place as champion
01:21:15A long time ago
01:21:16I said I was going to retire
01:21:18But I did for my daughter
01:21:20And since I've won
01:21:21I'm going back into retirement
01:21:27Stay
01:21:28We need a legend like you in golf
01:21:31to lead the way
01:21:33Please stay
01:21:41Eleanor
01:21:42Daddy has a lot of money now
01:21:44And I can afford to bring you
01:21:45to any art school you want to go to
01:21:47I'm staying with you
01:21:49I'm not golfing
01:21:53Daddy
01:21:54I like watching you play golf
01:21:57I've never seen you so cool and strong before
01:21:59You're amazing
01:22:03I'm a big girl now
01:22:04Eleanor's happy
01:22:06If daddy's happy
01:22:08Daddy should do what he wants too
01:22:15Okay
01:22:17Then we're all going to be a big happy family
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