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Love Request From My Enemy Englishsubtitle Film🍿🍿
Love Request From My Enemy Englishsubtitle Film🍿🍿
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00:00:01New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:08New skin, dangerously hot, is equipped.
00:00:17You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:20Maybe.
00:00:29When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:31You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:34Such a dumb username.
00:00:36Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:41You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:42You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:44Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:49Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:56Good luck, Skylisher Queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:08In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:13But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:18Watch it. This isn't public school.
00:01:22Forget your training wheels.
00:01:25At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:39Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop the car!
00:01:43No!
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:48Ruined!
00:01:55He's so hot!
00:01:56Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:03Oh my gosh, it's cold! He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:23I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:29You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts buttercup, okay?
00:02:36You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh...
00:02:44Asshole!
00:02:50Alright.
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:53Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:06Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:09Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:17Hey!
00:03:18Hey!
00:03:20Oh, fuck!
00:03:22Now we're even.
00:03:24My last thought better not be broken!
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:43every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm gonna make your wife a little bit of a cow.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come on.
00:04:28Hi!
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsey.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:34I'm Hayley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37That's totally understandable.
00:04:38We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come in.
00:04:44Bye there.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48Uh, there you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:05:13You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:23Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:25What are you catfishing?
00:05:26Some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:29Give it back.
00:05:30Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:37Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:43So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:46I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:49Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill.
00:05:51Please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:05Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:09Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow.
00:06:23You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:27Stop recording me!
00:06:30Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:34Valley Queen?
00:06:37There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:39Could it be...
00:06:40Jen?
00:06:43Ew.
00:06:47Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:49And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:52No chances, Jen.
00:06:54So is it...
00:06:55She does look kinda cute.
00:07:04Please ignore that.
00:07:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:08What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:15Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:17Keep walking, Hailey.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:20You got a problem with shaving this morning or...?
00:07:23My name's Hailey.
00:07:25Wow.
00:07:25Hailey.
00:07:26I think you, uh...
00:07:28You need to suspend your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence!
00:07:34So did you!
00:07:35Hell no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:40I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:48If I ever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:03I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:05Something happened and I lost the game. I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:10I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:13And what is this?
00:08:14What I think it is, is...
00:08:17I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:21As more than just friends.
00:08:23Oh, thank God.
00:08:25I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:27You're my soulmate.
00:08:28Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:33I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:36Wait, really?
00:08:37Yeah.
00:08:38Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46No face.
00:08:47Just the boobs.
00:08:49Is it a bad idea?
00:08:50But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:53PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:55All the kids do this.
00:08:56You'll love it.
00:09:01Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:03Come on, Hayley.
00:09:05Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:14That's actually kind of...
00:09:16Oh my God.
00:09:21Seriously?
00:09:22Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:31Shut up for volleyball, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out.
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:38Out!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:44Get out!
00:09:44Oh...
00:09:46So...
00:09:50It's a great day to meet you.
00:09:53I hate you guys.
00:10:07How are you?
00:10:17You're helping me
00:10:18I won't, I didn't point on it, but here we are
00:10:28Excuse you, these boobs are for someone else
00:10:30We got a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking
00:10:33Yeah, actually
00:10:34And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him were flirting with me
00:10:37Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't fly to yourself, I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:40My thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:42Funny
00:10:43Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me
00:10:50Oh, and um
00:10:53All the purple bra, by the way
00:10:55I like it in a weird way
00:10:57Not even my type, but
00:10:59You know, power theory, or whatever
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully Quacamole Wizard will like it too
00:11:14Jen, red alert
00:11:16Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:18I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:23Don't be a coward
00:11:24Just send it
00:11:25Jen
00:11:30Oh my god
00:11:32Here goes nothing
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out
00:11:43He's probably just busy
00:11:48Give it back
00:11:48Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:52Oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:54Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Got it
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:30Holy shit
00:12:31Yo, what's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen
00:12:36What?
00:12:37Yeah
00:12:51Come on
00:12:53Let's see if these goods are photoshopped
00:12:57Stop, delete it, please
00:13:10Oh my brave knight
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:18Oh my god
00:13:20Oh, cool
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:24Since you're so into slutty photos
00:13:26Why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:31Jen, no
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no
00:13:33Jen, stop
00:13:33Hit, finish, stop
00:13:36Shoot
00:13:51My school enemy is my ally, girlfriend?
00:13:58Stop it!
00:14:00Oh my god!
00:14:09Hey, you okay?
00:14:13Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:31How does it feel being exposed to the whole school? Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:38And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:41Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46He's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:49And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:51You hear me?
00:14:56Haley, are you?
00:14:57Cole is on my side now?
00:14:59Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:01I just need to be alone.
00:15:03Haley!
00:15:08Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:10And he said we were enemies.
00:15:12But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:18Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:20Love you, Mom.
00:15:23Wait, Mom.
00:15:28Do people change?
00:15:32Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:37Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:57Tough day, huh?
00:15:59There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:02They're my favorite.
00:16:03Noted.
00:16:04Is that all?
00:16:05The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:07I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:12Oh.
00:16:13I'm really proud of you.
00:16:15And then there's this guy.
00:16:16He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:21It's so confusing.
00:16:22Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:27No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:28I like you.
00:16:29Only you.
00:16:36I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:38You did?
00:16:38Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:40I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:43That sounds amazing.
00:16:44When?
00:16:45With?
00:16:45After school.
00:16:47At the balcony.
00:16:48I'll bring flowers.
00:16:49Deal?
00:16:58I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:10Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:20Call me father.
00:17:21I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:24Defending that nobody.
00:17:25Haley girl.
00:17:26He was not a nobody dad.
00:17:28Are those for her?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:37What the fuck?
00:17:39What the fuck?
00:17:39I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:41Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:44That whole family is trash.
00:17:46Stay away from her.
00:17:47And what if I say no?
00:17:49Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:51Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:53What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:56I'm almost 18.
00:17:58Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:59I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:04safe.
00:18:06You're sick.
00:18:08It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:16Oh, hi.
00:18:18I'm Haley.
00:18:19Yes.
00:18:20Mm-hmm.
00:18:21So nice to meet you.
00:18:23God, I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:26But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:31Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:33You're so nice.
00:18:38Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Fail.
00:18:44Guacamole wizard.
00:18:46Ew.
00:18:47You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:50Pathetic.
00:18:51Maybe he's married.
00:18:52Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:54And maybe he's sitting on his back with you.
00:18:58I don't want any more trouble.
00:19:01Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:03Oh, no.
00:19:04We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:05We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:08And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:11Eat it.
00:19:19Ah!
00:19:25Call me!
00:19:26So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:31You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:35Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:37Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:40Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:42Like me!
00:19:47I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:56Cole again?
00:19:57Why is he always here when I need help?
00:20:00Pick it up.
00:20:01Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:03It's ketchup.
00:20:03Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:09Take out your phone and record this.
00:20:18Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:21Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:23So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:25You wanna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:31I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:35I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:40Got it?
00:20:41Yeah.
00:20:42Let's go.
00:20:44What are you looking at?
00:20:48Got it?
00:20:50Let's go.
00:20:58Uh, thank you.
00:21:00Wow.
00:21:02Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:06Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:08I just...
00:21:10I happened to see you.
00:21:12Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:14Yeah.
00:21:15My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:19Well, he...
00:21:20He kinda stood me up, so...
00:21:22Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:26Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:28Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:32You thought we were enemies.
00:21:34I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:37I'm not that annoying.
00:21:38Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:41Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:43Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:44I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:52How'd that online boyfriend just make you fall for her?
00:21:58He...
00:21:59He makes me feel safe.
00:22:02You wouldn't understand it, though.
00:22:08I understand better than you think.
00:22:11Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:16Does he...
00:22:18How you touch him like this?
00:22:29If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:32No, no, my...
00:22:34My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:39In the game.
00:22:42Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:49Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:56Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:59I can see why he likes you.
00:23:10I can't do this.
00:23:13I love my boyfriend, and you will never understand that.
00:23:17He's smart, and he's kind, and he loves me for who I am.
00:23:22That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:27I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:37Wait, it couldn't be.
00:23:40Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:51What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:53It was my dad telling me my car.
00:23:55I got done getting waxed.
00:23:57Champagne problems, huh?
00:24:01You live such a tough life.
00:24:06What was I thinking?
00:24:08We are from two different worlds.
00:24:10He just wants to play with me.
00:24:12But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:19Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:20I got into a car accident.
00:24:23Really?
00:24:24Are you okay?
00:24:25You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:27He was right.
00:24:28Who?
00:24:29Nobody.
00:24:30Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:31I want to come visit you.
00:24:32No, you can't.
00:24:33I look miserable now.
00:24:35You need to see me in style.
00:24:37Fine, if you say so.
00:24:39So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:42Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:49Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:51Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:08Oh.
00:25:09You.
00:25:10No.
00:25:11Me.
00:25:11Why is she so lucky?
00:25:13Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:17People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:19I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:21Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:28You finished it?
00:25:30It's okay.
00:25:31What would you do now?
00:25:32I try to know her.
00:25:33I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:35I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:37Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:40What is he trying to do?
00:25:42It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:45I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:50Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:26:01So.
00:26:02Harry, you got a problem?
00:26:03I don't know.
00:26:06So, you have a date.
00:26:08Or shall I stay a victim?
00:26:10Are you jealous of me?
00:26:12Me?
00:26:13Jealous?
00:26:14No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:15Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:17You are so full of yourself.
00:26:20You can do this on your own.
00:26:21Yeah.
00:26:24No way.
00:26:25It's a self-locking door.
00:26:27Really?
00:26:28Miss Corbin's gonna be back in an hour.
00:26:30I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:30I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:34Sorry.
00:26:34Am I that bad?
00:26:36I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:38Don't worry.
00:26:40Maybe trust me and do.
00:26:41We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:54That was my first kiss.
00:26:58My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:27:01It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:15You're really good at this.
00:27:17One day I want you to regret it.
00:27:19You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:22What?
00:27:37Anyway, I have been wanting to be a girl a lot more than you think.
00:27:40So you want me?
00:27:44I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:50Do you want me?
00:27:53I want you.
00:27:59Oh, shit.
00:28:03Anyone in here?
00:28:06Oh, my God.
00:28:07How long have you two been in here?
00:28:09I really need to change this lock.
00:28:11Are you two okay?
00:28:13Yeah, we're good.
00:28:15We're all good.
00:28:16Okay, nice.
00:28:23Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:25What didn't happen?
00:28:27Hey, wait.
00:28:28It's just hormones.
00:28:30Jake, can you still play after your accident?
00:28:33Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:35Wait, car accident?
00:28:37Guacamole wizard?
00:28:43I gotta go.
00:28:52Guacamole wizard?
00:28:53Huh?
00:28:56Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:58Do I know you?
00:28:59Why is he being so standoffish?
00:29:02Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:29:04Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:07You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:10She thinks Guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:12She was in a real car accident.
00:29:14According to you, so is Guacamole wizard.
00:29:17I can't do this anymore.
00:29:18Cole, wait.
00:29:21Oh, shit.
00:29:22Oh, shit.
00:29:26What's up, guys?
00:29:27Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:30Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:33Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:37Hey!
00:29:37I just figured I'd bring us some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:40They're your favorite, right?
00:29:44How did you know that?
00:29:46Tough day, huh?
00:29:47There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:49They're my favorite.
00:29:51He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:53Could he?
00:29:59The truth is, um...
00:30:00A dickhead?
00:30:03What do you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:30:05You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:14There it goes again.
00:30:16Cole is jealous.
00:30:17We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:19We don't have a problem.
00:30:21We don't have a problem.
00:30:22Right?
00:30:23Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:27Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:31I have the ball now.
00:30:32Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:36Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:39Maybe I can use that.
00:30:43Jake!
00:30:44Hey!
00:30:45What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:49Wait, seriously?
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:51Just one little catch.
00:30:52You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:57All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:31:00If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:31:04I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole, but if he's really Jake, then maybe
00:31:10this was always going to end.
00:31:12You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:13I'm thinking.
00:31:14About the report or about him?
00:31:16Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:18We literally made out of a sword room.
00:31:21Maybe, maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:22No, you don't.
00:31:24How do you know that?
00:31:25You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:26Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:28You have no idea.
00:31:34Oh my God.
00:31:36Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:38Oh my God.
00:31:51Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:32:04are you asking me to prom too cheesy no it's cute the accident the mozzarella sticks
00:32:13he is guacamole wizard so um what do you think you want to go to prom with me i i
00:32:21should feel
00:32:22happy but why does this feel so wrong hey can we not hey can we not dude seriously what is
00:32:35your
00:32:35problem my problem here dude is that me and my lab partner have work to do and you're out here
00:32:39to
00:32:39strike me with bad puns wow that is some weak shit man huh that's weak shit is this weak shit
00:32:58wow he's got really pretty eyes
00:33:06wait i can't colt put me down put me down put me down
00:33:12don't do that again
00:33:26new couple alert
00:33:28fuck off jen why do you hate me so much cool you and i we're not that different and if
00:33:34you'd realize
00:33:34and give me a chance i think that we would make a great match like say if you asked me
00:33:39to prom
00:33:41i might say yes
00:33:44jen you want to go to prom with me jen you want to go to prom with me we're both
00:33:52hot
00:33:52and we're both rich and our dads have been in business like forever so
00:33:57how romantic i think i'll pass
00:34:01you're gonna regret this cole edmonds
00:34:06oh here they come
00:34:09if i message corcamole wizard i wonder if jake's phone will ding
00:34:14what should we wear to prom
00:34:26um i'll talk to you later i'll see your own school okay okay yeah i'll see you later bye
00:34:31he's so different maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:35:01you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone
00:35:04i don't care i do care
00:35:08hell yeah
00:35:08i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me he doesn't even know you
00:35:30and you do how do you know i like mozzarella sticks that's something i've only ever talked
00:35:35because i pay attention to what you like
00:35:39i noticed it at lunch the first day
00:35:43you were watching me
00:35:46just don't go to prom with shade
00:36:02move
00:36:04colt is talking to hayley again
00:36:06your job is to keep them away from each other jake
00:36:09unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:11obviously i do okay then break them up idiot
00:36:16what do i do
00:36:19i've got a few ideas
00:36:27someone will take you to prom
00:36:29all right i promise
00:36:30yeah really like who
00:36:32i mean the whole school hates me except for jake
00:36:35and you but you're not asking me
00:36:39hey
00:36:40oh hey jake
00:36:42hey how um
00:36:44i just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:46the other night
00:36:48the other night
00:36:50yeah it was
00:36:51so
00:36:53sexy
00:36:54you're so sexy
00:36:56jake what are you talking about
00:36:58hey i hate to break it to you asshole but she's my prom date
00:37:08and she's a real tiger in the pep room
00:37:12oh shit
00:37:13oh shit
00:37:16come on
00:37:18oh
00:37:19oh
00:37:19oh
00:37:22oh
00:37:23oh
00:37:27oh
00:37:28oh my god
00:37:28oh
00:37:29oh
00:37:31stop
00:37:32stop guys stop it
00:37:33stop stop
00:37:34stop
00:37:35what the hell is going on over there
00:37:39shit
00:37:40it's principal stevens
00:37:41i've got to save cole
00:37:43i mean jake
00:37:44i've got to save jake
00:37:49oh
00:37:49oh
00:37:51oh my god
00:37:51principal stevens
00:37:52i'm so sorry
00:37:54Hailey Rock, that's detention.
00:37:57After school, don't be late.
00:38:15Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:18Can we keep you company?
00:38:20It's the least I could do if you saved my rest today.
00:38:24The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:27Oh, sure.
00:38:29So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:34No.
00:38:35He lied about that. I don't know why, though.
00:38:38Good.
00:38:40You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you,
00:38:43makes me sick of my stomach.
00:38:45Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:49I could kill him.
00:38:52Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:57Okay, fine. I won't.
00:39:02Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:39:06Okay, everyone. Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:17Oh, my God. I am so fed up with this.
00:39:20No.
00:39:38Sorry.
00:39:39I tripped.
00:39:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:42Jet.
00:39:42What?
00:39:43Yes.
00:39:43It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:48They're dead.
00:39:50They're both dead.
00:39:51Oh.
00:39:53How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:58Oh.
00:39:59What are you...
00:40:00Are you almost crying?
00:40:02It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:40:06Jen.
00:40:07What's going on over there?
00:40:17Wait.
00:40:19What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:22This squirm is burning.
00:40:23Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:25Oh, please. It's baking soda and water. You're fine.
00:40:27Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:30Shit.
00:40:42Jake, hey.
00:40:44Oh, um, sorry. Got to get to student council.
00:40:49Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:52The rice trick?
00:40:56Yeah.
00:40:57You don't know about the...
00:41:00Come on.
00:41:08Uh...
00:41:13I'm...
00:41:14Um.
00:41:15Emma.
00:41:16It's Emma.
00:41:18Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:19Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:30Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:32We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:36No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:39It means I can't.
00:41:42Can't what?
00:41:45I talked to a friend online.
00:41:48He's really important to me.
00:41:53And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:42:05You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo.
00:42:13Okay, okay, I get it.
00:42:18You're kind of sweet.
00:42:23Hey, look at that.
00:42:26Oh my God.
00:42:29Oh my God.
00:42:31You're a miracle worker.
00:42:38Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:40You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:42Shut up, Ella.
00:42:43It's Emma.
00:42:45Whatever.
00:42:51Oh my God.
00:43:00Morning, Valley Whore.
00:43:02How are things in the castle?
00:43:05What?
00:43:09Valley Whore?
00:43:10What are they talking about?
00:43:26Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:30Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:34Oh my God, someone hacked my castle claimer's messages.
00:43:37Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:40Yeah.
00:43:41Hey, Valley Whore.
00:43:42Show him what you really like.
00:44:02Here you go.
00:44:03Here, this is for you.
00:44:09Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:11You hacked my laptop?
00:44:14Oh no, it wasn't me.
00:44:15It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:16But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:19What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:22What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:23No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:25Hey everyone, I think Valley Whore's a catfish.
00:44:29Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:58Stop it, stop, stop!
00:45:03I thought I'd fit the janitor some time.
00:45:08Jane!
00:45:09Hey!
00:45:11Now's the time.
00:45:13Tell them.
00:45:14Tell them what?
00:45:15That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:18Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:21Here you go.
00:45:24Oh my God.
00:45:26Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:29Oh, sweetie.
00:45:30I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:33What?
00:45:34Why would you do that?
00:45:35Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:36Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:39Jake, is this true?
00:45:41Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:45Sorry.
00:45:46It was nothing personal?
00:45:53Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:56Oh!
00:45:57Oh!
00:45:59Oh!
00:46:00Oh!
00:46:01All right, all right, all right.
00:46:03Enough!
00:46:04What in the world is going on here?
00:46:06Is that a leaf blower?
00:46:08That's all him.
00:46:09Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:16Let me get this straight.
00:46:18You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:21It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:23It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:25Jesus Christ.
00:46:26How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:28Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:31You think that's what it could be?
00:46:32Who cares?
00:46:34I care.
00:46:35And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:38So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:40What?
00:46:40Over my dead body?
00:46:42Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:45I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:47No, no, please don't.
00:46:48Please.
00:46:49Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:51Max's dad called.
00:46:52He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:54You're gonna go, and you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:46:57End of discussion.
00:47:05Come on, you big coward.
00:47:06Message him.
00:47:08Just do it, just do it.
00:47:12You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:20I could never think that.
00:47:27But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:29Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:31I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:37I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:40If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:43I'll meet you there.
00:47:54You got this, Haley.
00:47:56Just take a deep breath.
00:47:57You got this.
00:47:59You got this.
00:48:03You look beautiful.
00:48:07Thank you, Mom.
00:48:26Hey, Haley.
00:48:27I'm glad you came.
00:48:29You look so pretty.
00:48:30Hi.
00:48:31Hey, Max.
00:48:32Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:34I mean...
00:48:34No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:36You know, they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:38They don't care about shit.
00:48:39Get drunk, girl.
00:48:40Woo!
00:48:54What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:59Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:49:01Hey, everyone.
00:49:02Let's give it up for valley whore.
00:49:04Valley whore!
00:49:09Jen, why are you doing this?
00:49:10What have I even done to you?
00:49:11To me, oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community because those little cringy
00:49:16messages on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:19Actually, you're kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:22Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:24She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:26Pervy princess.
00:49:29Pervy princess.
00:49:30Pervy princess.
00:49:32Pervy princess.
00:49:34Hey, let's get perfect tonight.
00:49:37Leave me alone.
00:49:39Is there a fire?
00:49:41Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:55Oh.
00:50:07Oh.
00:50:09Oh.
00:50:11Oh.
00:50:13Oh.
00:50:14Oh.
00:50:15Oh.
00:50:16Oh.
00:50:16Oh.
00:50:16Oh.
00:50:17Oh.
00:50:17Oh.
00:50:18Oh.
00:50:24Oh.
00:50:33are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:41him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:48honest about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:51:05please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:51:10go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:51:14you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i
00:51:20shouldn't trusted you now what about guacamole wizard what are you
00:51:34who is that just the devil you're in the car
00:51:43i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car okay can you just act normal for once
00:51:48and
00:51:48please introduce yourself to hailey i already assumed that's who this was i'm a strengthens
00:51:54so you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you
00:52:01young lady my son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you
00:52:08you you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him
00:52:15or i swear to god your mother is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:24hey come on you don't mean that
00:52:29i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of
00:52:36what you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it
00:52:41i don't want any part of it so cole go with your dad
00:52:58no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:53:03hey we're not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:53:06i promised your mother i would make you a success son
00:53:10even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:20hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:28and ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:37oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:46one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:53:56these lovers together
00:54:02hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:54:09oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:17birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:25prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets
00:54:33he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we
00:54:38just
00:54:38have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important
00:54:42and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:53go away
00:54:57max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged
00:55:03into your castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:55:07what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday you can tell hayley who you are now you can be
00:55:12together just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love you really are
00:55:18no i'll tell myself stick me in your car
00:55:29come on the wizard
00:55:32mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:42open the door
00:55:45wait what he's here
00:55:55it's you
00:55:58i should give you this to you a long time ago
00:56:01hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:56:04my dad threatened to follow your mom and i had to wait a really long time
00:56:08and tell you who i was i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your family and so
00:56:13you don't have to choose
00:56:28i understand if this changes things
00:56:31if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but i
00:56:37i need you to know i love you
00:56:51cole i love you you do yes you idiot i've loved you for months
00:56:58i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him and
00:57:05but you're him you didn't expect her i i mean i
00:57:11i always hoped it was you until you hoped
00:57:16yes i hoped it was you you were always there for me
00:57:22you're hot and you're really hot
00:57:29hey um there are those things i thought we could do
00:57:34you already know
00:57:39take my clothes off
00:57:40you get in there don't worry
00:57:44I'm so beyond you
00:57:46Just beyond me
00:57:49I'm so beyond you
00:57:57Just beyond me
00:58:04Okay, so
00:58:05What do you think?
00:58:0710 out of 10
00:58:08Yeah, we'll do it again
00:58:11I'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:58:13I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:17Alright, that's fair
00:58:18I'll take that as a win
00:58:25What is my life now?
00:58:27Am I being nice to Cole Egness?
00:58:30Oh god, no
00:58:31I fully expect you to
00:58:33Continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:35No, I'm just
00:58:36I'm just lost behind it
00:58:39There's always been lost behind it
00:58:40I'll ask you in a minute now
00:58:43Stop it
00:58:45Um
00:58:47Is it promenade?
00:58:50I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:52Okay
00:58:54But
00:58:54The real question is
00:58:56Do you got a date?
00:58:59Cole, are you asking me a prom?
00:59:01I would have asked you earlier
00:59:03But
00:59:04Jay kind of
00:59:04Bade me to the gym
00:59:05Oh god, please don't mention his name again
00:59:07I don't want to hear it
00:59:09Yeah, you don't have to ask me once
00:59:11But I don't even have a dress
00:59:13Waiter
00:59:18I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:20And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:22Who would have guessed?
00:59:27I thought
00:59:28I'm only the best for my princess
00:59:30Where did you get that?
00:59:33I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:35On the off chance that you
00:59:38Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:40And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:43Of course I'll go to prom with you
00:59:50Mr. Edmonds
00:59:51I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:53Cole
00:59:53Are you here?
00:59:56Cole
00:59:56Are you here?
00:59:58Fuck
00:59:59Mr. Edmonds
01:00:00You can't just park into my house like this
01:00:02I see you, Cole
01:00:03You are a big pro
01:00:21Hey, uh
01:00:22You almost done in there?
01:00:24You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:26In a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:29Okay, I'm ready
01:00:31Okay, I'm ready
01:00:41What do you think?
01:00:46My god, Hayley
01:00:47You are the most beautiful thing
01:00:49I have ever seen
01:00:52Uh-uh-uh
01:00:53I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:55To do this lipstick
01:00:56You're not messing it up
01:00:57For at least 20 minutes
01:00:5920 more minutes
01:01:00What 10?
01:01:02Deal
01:01:05Thank you all for using the prom voting site
01:01:08To cast your votes
01:01:09So here we have a winner
01:01:13And your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:18Jen Longfellow
01:01:20Thank you
01:01:22Oh my god
01:01:23Thank you guys so much
01:01:26Seriously, this makes the world to me
01:01:28I mean, like
01:01:29Who else would win, right?
01:01:31Oh, this is just the perfect moment
01:01:38Oh my god
01:01:39That's Hayley and Cole
01:01:41It was fun
01:01:43This is very too bad
01:01:48Hey, uh
01:01:50Most of the time that's up
01:01:51No
01:01:51But who cares
01:01:55Hell yeah
01:01:56Woo!
01:01:59Ew, literally
01:02:00What the fuck?
01:02:01Damn
01:02:02Anyway
01:02:03I am the queen, okay?
01:02:04She's just a little
01:02:05Purvy princess
01:02:06Come on
01:02:07Everyone say it with me
01:02:08Purvy princess
01:02:10Purvy princess
01:02:11Purvy princess
01:02:17Wait
01:02:18Wait, wait, wait
01:02:19What are those?
01:02:20Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:22Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:25His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:29Don't worry, daddy
01:02:30If I can't have him, no one can
01:02:34I'm gonna destroy Hayley Roth's life
01:02:37Is this real?
01:02:38Jen's crazy
01:02:41Who did this?
01:02:43Who did this?
01:02:46What?
01:02:47You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:49And didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:51You little shit
01:02:53You know, Jen
01:02:54As the principal
01:02:56I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:58And above all of this petty drama
01:03:01But
01:03:02Quite frankly
01:03:03You are the worst
01:03:05And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy
01:03:10You can't do that
01:03:11I'm the principal
01:03:12So, uh
01:03:13Yes, I can
01:03:22There was no internship
01:03:25You lied to me
01:03:33Hayley, catch
01:03:40My princess
01:03:40My princess finally has a crown
01:03:43Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:45Oh
01:03:46Yeah, no can do
01:03:48All I have to offer
01:03:49Is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:52And a awesome sense of humor
01:03:55How can I refuse?
01:04:02Oh, no
01:04:03That's my dad
01:04:06We are going home
01:04:07Right now
01:04:09You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:04:11Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad
01:04:14You talk all the time
01:04:15About wanting a man
01:04:16That's worthy of the family last name
01:04:18Yet
01:04:19You can't see I've already become that man
01:04:22And it's because of Hayley
01:04:24And you can accept that
01:04:25I'll make my own path
01:04:27And best believe me, I can
01:04:29I'll say this
01:04:31That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:36Joypro
01:04:44I am so proud of you
01:04:47I can't have done with all you being by my side
01:04:51That was terrifying
01:04:52It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so
01:04:57I love you, Valcoyne
01:04:58I love you, guacamole wizard
01:05:00Oh my god, I gotta change that username
01:05:02Yeah, you do
01:05:03Oh, hey
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