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00:12Previously, on the summer, I turned pretty.
00:14It's only a few weeks.
00:15And I get you all to myself.
00:17I promise we'll find a nice place to live.
00:19I'm seeing somebody, and I want to bring her to the wedding.
00:22What's going on right now?
00:23It's just starting to feel really real
00:26that I've been so focused on planning this wedding
00:28that I almost forgot that I'm going to be someone's wife.
00:31Belly really needs her mom right now.
00:33This wedding is happening, and if you aren't there for her,
00:35you will regret it for the rest of your life.
00:37I'm so happy you're here.
00:39Me too.
00:40So I guess I'll see you in a few weeks for the big day.
00:44What are you doing this weekend?
00:46You're saying you want to start your own company.
00:48I can't get your stupid-ass game out of my head, Stephen.
00:50So you and Denise, huh?
00:51I'm single now.
00:52If that's what you want.
00:54I just want to be back when Belly gets there.
00:56It's not like she's going back to an empty house.
00:57If that's what you're afraid of,
00:59Connie's going to be there.
01:00Right.
01:01Got cut by a fin.
01:01Oh my God, Conrad.
01:03What just happened?
01:05What did I almost do?
01:27The wedding's almost here.
01:29Jer is on his way,
01:30and Conrad's surfing accident feels like a distant memory.
01:35It's like a dream that happened to someone else.
01:41And the further away I get from that moment,
01:43the more I understand that it wasn't about him at all.
01:46It was the enormity of this wedding.
01:48Hey.
01:49Planning it by myself.
01:50Not having Jer by my side.
01:52Or my mom.
01:53It had weighed on me more than I realized.
01:56But I've made it through.
01:57And in three days, I'm marrying Jeremiah Fisher.
02:01Son of a...
02:08Are you okay?
02:10Yeah.
02:10I was trying to fix the light before everyone got here.
02:14But...
02:15All of a sudden,
02:16he can't stop injuring himself.
02:17No.
02:18Looked a lot easier on YouTube.
02:23I think I got it, though.
02:25Please don't shock me.
02:37It's gotten a lot better.
02:39Great.
02:43Um, I'm...
02:44I'm gonna go vacuum upstairs,
02:46because that's...
02:47Yeah, I'm gonna do this down here.
02:50Jer's gonna be here soon.
03:07When are you, uh...
03:08When are you heading up to Cousins?
03:10Want to maybe...
03:11I don't know, you know,
03:12like ride together?
03:14Or...
03:15Hello, Earth to Denise.
03:16Hello.
03:17I'm sorry.
03:17Sorry.
03:18Uh, I am emailing a friend in SF
03:20for a lead on AI-focused programmers.
03:25Um, and...
03:26Oh, it's kind of exhilarating, isn't it?
03:29Doing all this clandestine shit
03:31in our place at work.
03:32We're violating, like, 100 HR rules.
03:34I mean, I don't know how, you know,
03:36clandestine we're actually being.
03:37Oh, no, stop worrying.
03:38Anybody who matters
03:39has already left early for the wedding, so...
03:42Oh, my God.
03:42Yeah, everyone but us.
03:43I mean, you know,
03:44we're, like, the hottest,
03:46youngest ones here.
03:47We're-we're stuck here?
03:48I don't know.
03:48Come on, make it make sense, you know?
03:50Hottest?
03:52Uh, I mean, Hottest not including chair.
03:55Uh, yeah, yeah, of course.
03:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:58Maybe we should, uh, catch the next train.
04:01You know, I mean,
04:02I don't want any of Belly's friends
04:03trying to steal my bed or anything.
04:05All right, well, dibs.
04:09On-on...
04:09On the aisle seat, not your bed.
04:11Oh, yeah.
04:12Yeah.
04:12No, I mean, I knew that.
04:14Yeah.
04:14Yeah, yeah, sorry.
04:16Okay.
04:17All right.
04:29Hey!
04:30Hey!
04:31Hi, beautiful.
04:32Hi.
04:34Mm-mm.
04:37Oh, two more days
04:39and I can officially call you my wife.
04:41Yeah.
04:41Mm.
04:41I know.
04:42Hey, check it out.
04:43I got some stuff for the gift bags.
04:49Uh, here's one.
04:50All righty.
04:52Uh, beer koozies,
04:54tachis fuego,
04:55and Smirnoff ice.
04:56Are we icing people at our wedding?
04:57No.
04:58Of course not.
04:59That would be crazy.
05:00Mm.
05:01Just before and after.
05:02We're grown-ups.
05:03Ha, totally.
05:05My bad.
05:06Um.
05:08Oh, uh, just for the boys to feel at home.
05:10You know, besides,
05:11I've been busting my ass all summer
05:13and I just want to let loose.
05:14Okay.
05:15As long as you're not stoned at the altar.
05:17Not a chance.
05:18Okay.
05:19There he is.
05:21Hey.
05:21Let the festivities begin.
05:23How was the drive?
05:24It was great.
05:25Where's that?
05:26Uh, I dropped him off at the inn.
05:27Oh.
05:29Let me take that.
05:30Yeah, thank you.
05:32So, are you ready for tonight?
05:33Yeah.
05:34Because I got an itinerary and everything.
05:35Uh, we're gonna hit some bars.
05:36Okay.
05:37Uh, we're going to...
05:38We're gonna mix.
05:39Mix.
05:40Uh, we're going to Red Branch.
05:41There's a list.
05:42I'll show you the list.
05:43You made a list?
05:44Yeah, someone had to.
05:45Oh, that's a easy scout.
05:46That is gonna be unbeknownst.
05:51I knew you were missing.
05:52I'm sure you helped a lot.
05:53You gotta be kidding me.
05:55Adam brought his mistress.
05:57That's Kaylee?
05:58Oh, God.
05:59They're coming inside.
06:03John?
06:04Hi there.
06:05Laurel, this is Kaylee.
06:07Hello?
06:07Hi.
06:08I've heard so much about you both.
06:09Likewise.
06:11I adore Peli.
06:13She is an absolute doll.
06:15You must be so proud.
06:16Yeah.
06:17Yes, we are.
06:19I should thank you for helping with the wedding.
06:22Someone had to.
06:23Adam.
06:25I spoke to Julia this morning.
06:27She and Skye aren't gonna make it.
06:28Oh, Julia's not coming.
06:30What a shame.
06:31Be nice, Adam.
06:32What?
06:33She knows I'm kidding.
06:34Laurel, um, could you and I exchange numbers?
06:39I have a few Mother of the Bride questions, and, um, I'm sure a million more will come up.
06:45Uh, um, sure.
06:48And if there's anything I can help with.
06:53Yay.
06:57They're here!
07:00Jellyfish!
07:02Jellyfish!
07:04Jellyfish!
07:07Happy bachelorette party!
07:11Hey, can you guys put Taylor's bag in my room and Anika's bag in my mom's room?
07:14Yeah.
07:15Nice to meet you.
07:17All right, guys, follow me.
07:18Hi!
07:19Good.
07:19Oh, I'm so happy to be in Cousins right now.
07:22You have no idea.
07:23I'm so sick of hearing Lucinda's stories, the same ones, over and over again.
07:28Like, I love my mom.
07:29I do.
07:29But I, like, I literally don't care that she made out with Dave Matthews once.
07:33Who's that?
07:33I don't know.
07:34I could use a drink.
07:36Yes, I can help with that.
07:38Damn, I can see why you've been waxing.
07:41Ooh, share the wealth, please.
07:43That's your service.
07:46Uh, Anika, this is, uh, Conrad.
07:48Conrad, Anika, my brother.
07:50Nice to meet you.
07:51Yeah, you too.
07:53Yo, Jared, do you know where I find, like, an ashtray or something?
07:55Uh, over there in the drawer.
07:58Yo, are we doing beer pong in here or what?
08:00No, let's fire up the girl first.
08:02Can I get the liner?
08:02Yeah.
08:03What's your taste?
08:04Um, Jared, can we take that ashtray, please?
08:06All of you?
08:07Oh, sorry.
08:08Yes.
08:08You're so in trouble.
08:10Outside, outside.
08:12Yo, that's a plate.
08:13Inside?
08:14Bye.
08:15Outside.
08:16I hate the drink.
08:18Woo-hoo-hoo!
08:19Those burgers look dope!
08:23Oh, that completely missed.
08:26That's true.
08:30So, this is my first Bachelorette.
08:32What's the deal?
08:33Me too, actually.
08:34Oh, my God.
08:35What would you people do without me?
08:36Prepare yourselves for Belly's Last Hurrah, right?
08:39It's a debauchery-forward bar crawl meticulously constructed by me.
08:45We're getting lit, bitches, is what's happening.
08:47Okay.
08:49Uh, by the way, which of these guys is single?
08:53Because I need to at least make out with somebody this weekend, please?
08:56Mm-hmm.
08:57Uh, I think Ethan.
09:00Blake is Jer's ex, and Redbird's got dibs.
09:02Hold up.
09:03You're okay with Jer having his ex at his bachelor party?
09:06Oh, my God.
09:07Belly does not have a leg to stand on.
09:10Um, her ex is the best man.
09:12Hello?
09:13Yeah, but that's my age to the history.
09:14Right.
09:15This group is messy.
09:17What have you hooked up with Conrad, too?
09:19My God, no.
09:21I did make out with Jeremy once, the summer before seventh grade, because Stephen dared
09:25me, too.
09:25And I had to stand guard outside the door.
09:28Seventh grade.
09:32You guys never told me how hot Conrad is.
09:35I'd go for him if he wasn't Belly's first love.
09:38No.
09:38No, you should.
09:39You should do it.
09:45What about Stephen?
09:46I hear he's the other best man.
09:49That's all you made up on it.
09:51We're just friends now.
09:52Well, as if you and Stephen have ever succeeded at being friends.
09:56This time we're all.
09:58No, no, no.
09:59No, don't do it.
10:00No, no, no.
10:02You're not getting hot.
10:03Get him.
10:08It's cute, though.
10:09It's a nice house.
10:09It is.
10:10It's really nice.
10:10I think it's summer here, you know.
10:11No, that's awesome.
10:13Hey.
10:14Hi.
10:17Oh.
10:19Oh, my God.
10:21Sorry.
10:21Sorry.
10:22You remember Denise, right?
10:23Yeah, we haven't officially met.
10:25I'm Taylor Jewell, M-O-H.
10:27Oh, Denise Rousseau, MBA.
10:32Where's your stuff?
10:33Are you staying here?
10:34Oh, no.
10:35No, I'm staying at the end.
10:36Hey.
10:38Finally.
10:38Hey.
10:39Hi.
10:39Hi.
10:39How are you?
10:41Hi.
10:41Oh, I'm the guy.
10:43Oh, God.
10:44Thanks for inviting me, dude.
10:44Of course.
10:45Oh, and hi.
10:46Hi.
10:46You must be Belly.
10:47Fisher never shuts up about how great you are.
10:49Well, I've heard a lot about you, too.
10:51Oh, God.
10:52What terrible things has he said?
10:54Mostly that you're a genius, so.
10:56Oh, wow.
10:57Well, that's fine, then.
10:58That's okay.
10:59All right.
10:59I got the ice.
11:00Come on.
11:01Let's go make some marks outside.
11:02Let's go.
11:03Yes.
11:03All right.
11:03Come outside, Tay.
11:09You should probably get out there before those idiots try and, like, push her in the pool
11:13or something.
11:13With Denise?
11:14Yeah.
11:15All right.
11:15She can handle herself.
11:16She eats finance bros for breakfast.
11:20There's a vibe between you guys.
11:21Cute.
11:23Does that mean Hurricane Taylor's about to strike?
11:25Oh, my God.
11:25No.
11:26Stop.
11:27We're friends now.
11:27I don't remember.
11:29You sure it isn't, I don't know, like, weird to talk about this stuff with you?
11:33No, it's definitely not weird.
11:35Like, I want you to get laid.
11:37In fact, friends help friends get laid.
11:42Wait, you want to be my wingman?
11:44Sure.
11:46I'd be honored to be my wingman.
11:49All right, all right.
11:50All right, Tay-Tay.
11:52I trust you.
11:54So don't do me dirty.
11:56I would never do you dirty.
11:57What am I ever?
11:58Mm-hmm, sure.
11:59Okay.
12:01Tell the girls we need to rehearse the reception dance.
12:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:05Two, three, four.
12:07Cause I'm that girl that drive you crazy.
12:09But you can't leave me on spells or look into a crystal ball.
12:13I'm not like just other girls at all.
12:17I'm the type of girl that make you forget that you're kind of tight.
12:20Type that make you love me when the only thing you've done is like.
12:24I'm the type of girl, I'm the type of girl.
12:27I'm the type of girl, I'm the type of girl.
12:38I'm the type of girl that everybody type, double, tap, tap, tap, tap.
12:41Six, seven, eight, one, two, three, four, five, but you're all upbeat.
12:46I was like fucking it up.
12:47Excuse you.
12:47Stop yelling it up.
12:48Do you want to go viral or no?
12:50No.
12:50I hope the guys are having more fun than we are.
12:54Oh, wow.
12:56This is so cringy.
12:58Oh, you know you love it.
13:00Oh my God.
13:01Oh, fuck.
13:02Sorry.
13:03I fucked that one.
13:03Really, dude?
13:04I fucked that one.
13:04Okay.
13:04All right.
13:05Can we just take it from the time?
13:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:06Can we just restart it?
13:07You got it?
13:08Yeah.
13:08It's okay.
13:09Just like.
13:09You got this, boys.
13:10It's okay.
13:11You ready?
13:21Okay.
13:23Okay.
13:40Wow.
13:50Don't give me those eyes, shut the hell up.
13:53You feel that?
13:54You're not ready.
13:55You're not ready.
13:56Finale.
13:58For the rest of my life, for the rest of yours, for the rest of yours.
14:04That was so good.
14:05Y'all, that wasn't not nice.
14:07Good job, guys.
14:08Panties dropped significantly.
14:10You got it, Connor.
14:11That was awesome.
14:11You got something special, Kim.
14:13I got a beer.
14:14I got a beer.
14:14You doing okay?
14:15Yeah.
14:17Is your weight on your fingers or, like, your palms at the end?
14:20Because my palms hurt.
14:21Yeah.
14:22I think your palms.
14:23It is?
14:24Yeah.
14:24Pretty much.
14:26Okay.
14:26You want?
14:27No, I'm good.
14:28You sure?
14:29Yeah, I'm good.
14:31You know, I pretty much gave up weed.
14:33Billy hates it and, um, you gotta stay sharp for work.
14:37I'm sure you're stoked for the summer to end, huh?
14:39Get out of there.
14:40It's not that bad.
14:42Actually, um, yeah, actually, this morning, Dad offered me a full-time spot at the firm
14:51in the fall.
14:52And I just will finish up my classes online.
14:56You said no, right?
14:59No.
15:00No.
15:00No.
15:01I...
15:01I don't know.
15:02I just...
15:02I need some time to think about it.
15:04I just want you to do something you love with your life.
15:06Something that makes you happy.
15:07I don't know what I want to do with my life.
15:09I'm 21.
15:10I just know I want to be with Billy.
15:11No, totally.
15:12Totally.
15:12It's just...
15:14You can do better than following in Dad's footsteps.
15:19Slow it down now.
15:21Hey!
15:21Hey!
15:22Hey!
15:22Hey, I never got the chance to thank you for all the work you did on the house.
15:28Looks great.
15:28Honestly, it was just good to be of some use this summer.
15:33Yeah.
15:34And you looked after my girl all summer, too?
15:39Yes.
15:40You bitches up for some beer pong?
15:43I owe you an ass-beating from last semester.
15:46Yeah, right.
15:46You're on.
15:47Yeah?
15:47I'll get more beers.
15:49Guys!
15:50Look!
15:51I found these huge glasses!
15:53Wait.
15:54Uh...
15:55Never mind.
16:05What are you doing?
16:07It's not your job.
16:08Go play some beer pong.
16:13Oh, shit!
16:17I think that was one of our hurricane vases.
16:19Well, at least they're being used, right?
16:25Uh, hey, guys.
16:26Uh, bad news.
16:27We broke a vase.
16:29Mm-hmm.
16:29Yes, we heard.
16:30Um...
16:31No, it's okay.
16:32Um...
16:32Jeremiah and I can do it.
16:40Hey, Chloe.
16:41Yeah, no problem.
16:57Hi.
16:57The guys are still at the beach.
16:59Well, people need to start getting ready soon.
17:07Come sit next to me.
17:17You look so pretty.
17:21I've missed you all day.
17:23We've been right here.
17:24Yeah.
17:25With, uh, Taylor and Annika.
17:27Okay.
17:28You've been hanging out with your bros all day.
17:30I know.
17:31I know.
17:32And I haven't been around that much because of work.
17:35I just feel like I haven't seen you in so long.
17:38We haven't had any time alone.
17:40Give me a guess.
17:48Is that better?
17:54I have to finish doing my hair.
17:57You have time.
18:03That's a good, too.
18:20We've taken off the hall, very quickly.
18:24You have to get me here.
18:24If you're going to be fine.
18:30I want you to see me.
18:35I want you to see me.
18:37I want you to see me.
19:10So, it's our weekend, and I don't want to let go of you just yet.
19:17Hey, how about we meet up after the batch nights?
19:20Just the two of us?
19:21End the night together?
19:23Okay.
19:24Where?
19:31The pool.
19:34I was thinking the beach.
19:35Yeah, the beach.
19:36Right, the beach is good.
19:37It's a date.
19:39Hey, maybe I'll even smoke one of those joints with you.
19:43Little Miss Straight Edge wants to get high.
19:45Okay, you know what?
19:46Actually, no.
19:48We should both probably take it easy tonight,
19:51because starting tomorrow, it's pretty much nonstop.
19:55Yeah, that's actually not a bad idea.
19:58I've got the fishing trip in the morning, and being hungover on a boat is the worst.
20:04That might just be the whitest thing you've ever said.
20:06Oh, I still love you, though.
20:17Step one of Belly's Bash, who wants gummies?
20:21Me.
20:22No, I'm good.
20:23Yes, surprise, surprise.
20:24We'll do shots for the bread.
20:25We'll do shots.
20:26Ooh, one for everybody who slept with.
20:28No.
20:28I like that, right?
20:28No, no, no.
20:29That's good.
20:29I don't want to be hungover tomorrow.
20:30Hungover.
20:31Two shots?
20:33Hungover from two shots?
20:34Does that mean that your body count is just Jeremiah and his brother?
20:38I'm shook.
20:39Do you ever, like, compare?
20:42He's better.
20:43The real question is who's bigger.
20:44No, whoa.
20:45No, uh, hello.
20:47We're going to stop talking about this.
20:48It's okay, because you know what?
20:49You're going to pay for this.
20:50So.
20:52Hi, uh, can we have ten shots of tequila, please?
20:55It's my bachelorette.
20:56Okay.
20:57I'm fine.
20:57Thanks.
20:58Um, since my number is so low, I'll just borrow from you guys.
21:04Oh, yeah.
21:05All of mine?
21:05I knew my whole face was going to bite me in the ass one day, and today's the day.
21:08I'm scared.
21:09You know, thank you.
21:10We're going to have, like, three.
21:13Drinks are on the house.
21:14Thanks.
21:16It's not that bad.
21:16Okay, this is great.
21:17This is great.
21:18Okay, so here's Davis.
21:21Uh, uh, my first boyfriend, Simon.
21:23Bottoms up!
21:25Yay!
21:28Uh, could I do two Jack and Cokes, please?
21:30Just one.
21:32Drive out.
21:32Remember?
21:33How could I forget?
21:34Hey, my best man.
21:36Look at us ganged back together.
21:38Good to be back, dude.
21:39We haven't been here in a while.
21:40Come to think of it, have we ever done downtown cousins as, like, adults?
21:43You know, like, without fake IDs?
21:45Adults?
21:46Well, don't you still use children's toothpaste?
21:49It's because I like the flavor, all right?
21:52And toothpaste is toothpaste.
21:53Jared just won't shut up about this.
21:54No, it has Moana on it.
21:56Moana is literally the most elite princess anyways.
21:58Oh, Jared just opened his big mouth to try to take heat off of everyone at work, calling
22:02him a Nepo baby.
22:04Denise still calls me Wayfair.
22:05Really?
22:06Dude, what's up with you and Denise, by the way?
22:07Are you guys together?
22:09No, but they should be.
22:12I mean, she's the only other person that's smarter than you and Steven, and she's as hot
22:17as Taylor, so I don't know what his problem is.
22:19I don't have a problem.
22:21I hate both of you guys so much.
22:24One sec, Redbird wants another joint.
22:27You're lucky I haven't told her about the Jemani fanfic.
22:30Good luck, bro.
22:32Oh, my God.
22:33That's a throwback.
22:33Yeah.
22:34Speaking of Denise, though, where is she, actually?
22:37Dude, are you really going to make a play for her with Taylor right here?
22:40Yeah.
22:42She's fine with it.
22:43I mean, she's actually my wing-wing.
22:44All right.
22:45What about you, hot stuff, huh?
22:47There are a lot of girls here.
22:50Come on, man.
22:51It's your name.
22:56Jesus.
22:57Can't Kiki figure out anything on her own?
22:59This is the fifth text tonight.
23:01Kaylee.
23:02Whatever her name is.
23:03Or you can't be that pissed about a few texts.
23:07Of course it's not the texts.
23:10Cousins was Susanna's place.
23:12Being her here is like a slap in the face.
23:14You're not pissed she's here.
23:17You're pissed Susanna's not.
23:22I can't believe she's missing this.
23:25I know.
23:28She would have begged for us to go along tonight.
23:31I never had a bachelorette.
23:32Excuse me.
23:34You did so.
23:35You and Susanna left me with Adam and newborn Conrad.
23:39You went to this strip club.
23:42Yes, that's right.
23:45Someday I'll have to tell Stephen he got his first lap dance in utero.
23:49I can't believe you forgot that night.
23:52Well, I remember the important parts.
23:55Like later, when I came home inspired.
24:00That was memorable.
24:03You never did get a repeat performance.
24:07Nope.
24:08Don't give me that look.
24:09What look?
24:09Don't.
24:10I'm not going down that road with you.
24:12Not after the shame spiral from last time.
24:17Really?
24:34What?
24:35I told you how much I love you.
24:37What?
24:38I love tipsy belly.
24:40What?
24:41No, wait.
24:42No, I'm serious.
24:43Like, I'm just so grateful that you're my maid of honor.
24:50And we've known each other, like, forever.
24:53And I just can't.
24:54Oh, my God.
24:55Ew, don't cry.
24:56You're going to make me cry.
24:57No, I'm wearing lashes belly.
24:59Shut up.
25:00I'm not crying.
25:01Stop.
25:02I'm not crying.
25:03I'm being serious.
25:05Like, I just want to say thank you for everything you've done.
25:09For tonight.
25:10For the beautiful bridal shower.
25:13And for, you know, you got my mom on board.
25:17Wait, what are you talking about?
25:19You convinced her to come to the shower, didn't you?
25:24Not me.
25:25I tried.
25:26Lucinda even tried.
25:27But no, I have no idea why Laurel finally budged.
25:31Hey, um, does anybody have cash?
25:34Yeah, I got you.
25:36Yeah?
25:37Don't hug any unsuspecting randos while I'm gone.
25:40None of them.
25:41I'm your friend, not them.
25:49When I was little, I used to think that Conrad would appear out of thin air if I was thinking
25:54about him.
25:55I didn't know if it was fate or a coincidence.
25:58I just knew he was always there when I needed him.
26:03There was this time we split up at the mall.
26:06Because the boys wanted to go to the arcade.
26:09Belly, come on.
26:09Conrad was in charge of us kids.
26:11I don't want to go.
26:12My mom said we have to stay together.
26:14Come on.
26:14Please, let me go by myself.
26:16I begged him to let me go off on my own.
26:19Fine, you can go, but meet us back here in one hour, okay?
26:27I went straight to the glassblower shop.
26:29I did strings tied to levers, sewed down clocks, tethered all this showmanship to keep it for you in sweetness.
26:50Way to go, tiger.
26:58Higher and higher, wilder and lighter for you.
27:13Belly!
27:15Where were you?
27:17I was looking forever.
27:18I told you to meet me here like an hour ago.
27:20I'm sorry.
27:21There was a unicorn.
27:25Hey, it's, it's okay.
27:26I'm sorry.
27:27It's okay.
27:28So now we stick together, okay?
27:31Come here.
27:32Come on, let's go.
27:35He got me one of those unicorns for my birthday that year.
27:38The big one.
27:40Conrad was always looking out for me.
27:43Maybe after all this time, he still is.
27:46Why don't you have a beer or something?
27:48I don't want some brothers.
27:49I don't want some brothers and lighter for you.
27:52I mean, all the, I mean, you're cool, but like, you know, you're awesome.
27:59Bells!
27:59Bells!
27:59Hey!
28:00Hey!
28:01Hey!
28:01Oh!
28:01Mm.
28:04Mm.
28:06Mm.
28:06Mm.
28:07Mm.
28:07Is that tequila?
28:09Oops.
28:10Oh, yeah.
28:11All right.
28:12This is so cute.
28:13We got to go crush some beers.
28:14It's precious time being wasted.
28:16It's time to go.
28:16Bye, Belly.
28:17Bye.
28:18Bye.
28:18Bye.
28:18Dude, you only get five or six of these.
28:20Hey, Conrad, can I talk to you for a second?
28:23You got to.
28:24Come on, come on, come on, come on.
28:27Yeah, you're not listening.
28:28I'm not listening.
28:29Did you talk to my mom?
28:30Oh, you're gonna have to be more specific.
28:32I talk to Laurel all the time.
28:34Were you the one who convinced her to come to my bridal shower?
28:40I mean, this is Laurel we're talking about.
28:42She changed her own mind.
28:43And did you talk to her or not?
28:48Okay, fine, yeah.
28:51Satisfied?
28:52Why?
28:55Why do you think?
28:57Because it was important to you.
29:02Because, shit, Belly, I don't know, it's your wedding day,
29:05and you should have everything that you've ever pictured.
29:12Don't have to if you don't want to.
29:14I don't know.
29:14Okay.
29:16Everything okay?
29:17Yeah.
29:19I'll see you there.
29:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:26Oh, how's the bachelor party going?
29:28Are you guys just doing, like, Jager bombs at every Dive and Cousins?
29:32Yeah, pretty much.
29:34Okay, well, I'm gonna steal you, because we are gonna go to a tiki bar
29:38and dance our asses off is what we're gonna do.
29:40No, I'm sorry, you cannot just poach people from the groom's side.
29:43Um, it's up to you.
29:45Okay, we did a bunch of gummies, we got a bunch of candy, we're chilling.
29:51Ah, I'm down.
29:52Yeah.
29:53I'll see you later, Conklin.
29:55Okay, you've got to try the gummies out.
29:59I'll take good care of her, I promise.
30:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:05Are you good, but you seem stressed.
30:07Um, I'm just kind of in my head about all this wedding stuff.
30:12Give me one of those gummies.
30:14Oh, you sure?
30:15Because you never want to get high with us.
30:17Yeah, I'm positive.
30:19Yeah.
30:21Jeremiah was a bullfrog.
30:24Was a good friend of mine.
30:27I remember I just do a single word he said.
30:32But I have to drink his wine.
30:35And he always has a mighty fine wine.
30:41Dude, for real, you've got to come to Bali with us over winter break.
30:45The waves are going to be insane.
30:47It sounds dope, it sounds dope, but I just, I just got to run it through Bali first.
30:51Why?
30:53Because, Chucklenuts, we're getting married.
30:54Hey-o!
30:55Hey-o!
30:57Come on, come on, come on.
31:00Yeah.
31:01Hey, I'm good, thanks though.
31:02Oh, no, no, no, no, no, dude, I bought those specifically for you.
31:05What?
31:05No, Bali and I said we were taking it easy.
31:07What?
31:08No, Bali is so drunk just now.
31:09Yeah, no, you have no excuse, okay?
31:11She can't be mad at you, right, Conrad?
31:13Sure.
31:14Yeah.
31:14All right, fuck it.
31:15Come on, guys.
31:16Let's go.
31:17Cheers!
31:18Cheers!
31:22Ugh!
31:23Con, my brother, my co-best man, I'm so fucking happy you're here.
31:29Me too, man.
31:29No, for real, I appreciate you taking care of me.
31:32Yeah, you've been taking care of me my whole life.
31:34You're my brother.
31:35No, no, let me, let me finish.
31:38You don't have to worry, Con.
31:41Belly and I, we're gonna take care of each other now.
31:44We're getting married.
31:46She's my family.
31:49You, you get that, right?
31:52Yeah.
31:53Of course.
31:55I'm happy for you.
31:56I'm happy for you both.
32:01Come on, bring it in.
32:04Good.
32:04I love you.
32:09Good.
32:11Good.
32:12Good.
32:16Good.
32:17Good.
32:17Yes.
32:17Yes.
32:17That's the spirit.
32:19That's what I want to see.
32:20This good?
32:21Good? Okay.
32:35Nice of you to invite to me.
32:37Well, yeah, can I say I'm a nice person.
32:39Uh-huh, and it keeps her away from Steven all night.
32:41I see you.
32:44I'm impressed.
32:46What, by my dancing?
32:49No, that you just, you came out with us. You ditched the guys.
32:52Oh, oh, you thought I was like a guys girl, didn't you?
32:56Basically.
32:56No, no, no, I'm really not.
32:59But I constantly find myself surrounded by idiot guys, so.
33:02Yeah.
33:03Excluding Steven and Jeremiah.
33:05No, no, no. I mean, they're also idiots.
33:07Yeah.
33:07Trust me, I know. I dated one of them.
33:12Right. You know, I've been really curious about you.
33:15Me?
33:15Oh, yeah. I mean, like, who is this girl who can tie Steven Conklin up into little knots?
33:24I don't, I don't tie him up into knots.
33:26No, no, no. Hey, own it. Okay? It is a power.
33:29All right? You are a powerful queen.
33:32Do you like Steven?
33:34No, no, no, no, no. No, absolutely not.
33:37It's okay. Like, you can tell me.
33:38No, I, I, I, we're too similar.
33:42You know, I, we would drive each other crazy.
33:45I, plus he would never see me like that.
33:47You know, I'm not, I'm not like you.
33:52You are, you're, you're the exact kind of girl that I always thought he'd end up with.
34:00Really?
34:02Yeah.
34:02He likes you.
34:04How do you know that?
34:05Because I know Steven. And you like him, right?
34:09I, maybe, I should call him.
34:12Are you sure?
34:14Yeah.
34:16Yeah, I, I just want him to be happy.
34:18Okay.
34:20Okay.
34:20Oh, you're going to call him right now?
34:22Okay.
34:26What's the move next? Papa needs some variety.
34:29Papa?
34:30I'm actually, I'm actually going to go hang out with Denise.
34:32Just for a bit.
34:33No.
34:34No.
34:35It's a boys night.
34:36Stop.
34:36You can't leave. You're my co-best man.
34:39We'll be right back, okay? You won't even notice our love.
34:41All right?
34:42We're going to notice. There's going to be one last person here.
34:44It's going to be very obvious.
34:46Are you good to, you know, look happy to you guys for a little bit?
34:48Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Go find Denise. You're good.
34:50Thank you. Thank you.
34:51Oh, sweet.
34:52Yeah.
34:53Thanks, man.
34:56Oh, I love this song!
34:59Oh, Con, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, dude.
35:01Um, I'm going to clean up, drink some water, Jared.
35:04All right.
35:09I don't want to tiptoe, but I don't want to hide.
35:13But I don't want to feed these monsters.
35:16I just want to let this story die.
35:22And I'll be all right.
35:25We can't be friends.
35:28But I'd like to just pretend.
35:32You cling to your papers and pens.
35:36Wait until you like me again.
35:39Wait for your love.
35:42My love.
35:44I'll wait for your love.
35:49We can't be friends.
35:52But I'd like to just be eaten.
36:03I need some air.
36:06Okay.
36:12Belly, what's wrong?
36:14He got me.
36:15He got me the big unicorn.
36:17And he got me my mom, Taylor.
36:19I should.
36:20I should not have given you that gunning.
36:22It's just...
36:24It's just the wedding.
36:26It's all happening so fast.
36:28And I think I...
36:29I think I just need time to think.
36:31Okay.
36:32This is Jeremiah we're talking about.
36:33Okay.
36:33You've known him your entire life.
36:35This is your dream wedding.
36:37No.
36:37No, it's not my dream wedding.
36:39I never...
36:40I never even had a dream wedding.
36:41I never...
36:41It wasn't like this.
36:43Not with the dresses and the flowers.
36:45I just...
36:45I never...
36:46I never pictured any of it.
36:47I only ever pictured Conrad.
36:53Fuck.
36:55Everything.
36:56Everything was fine until Christmas.
36:58Wait, wait.
36:59Wait.
36:59What happened at Christmas?
37:01We were here together in Cousins.
37:04I thought you hadn't seen him in forever.
37:05I lied.
37:06Okay.
37:08Um, shit.
37:10Did...
37:10So did something happen?
37:11Did you...
37:12No, no.
37:13Nothing happened.
37:13We were just in the summer house at the same time.
37:17By chance.
37:18For like a day.
37:20So why did you lie?
37:24You're not okay.
37:26It's okay.
37:27It's okay.
37:27It's okay.
37:29You're okay.
37:30You're okay.
37:31You're okay.
37:31I have to tell Jer.
37:33Wait, wait, wait.
37:34Wait.
37:34And say...
37:34And say why.
37:35There's nothing to actually say.
37:37You didn't do anything, right?
37:41No.
37:45Yeah.
37:45Yeah.
37:47Yeah.
37:47You all right?
37:48I don't know what I'm thinking.
37:51I think I'm just really high, and I just need to drink some water.
37:54Yeah.
37:55No, we all...
37:56We all need to hydrate, honestly.
37:58Let's just...
37:58Let's go back to the house.
38:00Okay.
38:00Come on.
38:01Yeah.
38:04All right.
38:04All right.
38:05To our Jer Bear's final night of freedom.
38:08Woo!
38:08Yeah, all right.
38:09Yeah, you are never gonna touch another person besides Belly ever again.
38:14How's that feel?
38:15Feels fucking fantastic.
38:17Yeah.
38:17Let's take these bad boys.
38:17Come on.
38:19How could you have only slept with one person for all of Cabo?
38:22Whoa!
38:23Jer, you didn't tell your boys about you and the iconic Lacey Barone?
38:28Jer and I hooked up in Cabo during spring break.
38:31No way.
38:32Yeah.
38:33You're away from Belly for, like, what?
38:35Two seconds and you're already hooking up with the hottest chicken finch?
38:39You locked us out of the room.
38:40I remember now.
38:41You locked us out when we were banging on the door and they couldn't hear us.
38:44They were so into it.
38:45All I heard was,
38:46Jeremiah!
38:48Jeremiah!
38:49Jeremiah!
38:50Jeremiah!
38:50Okay, shut the fuck up.
38:52You had to sleep on the floor in the hallway.
38:54It actually...
38:55It sucked.
38:56My neck still hurts, I think.
38:58You all right?
38:58Whoa, whoa, whoa.
38:59You all right?
39:00Hey, maybe someone should check on me.
39:03Oh, yeah, that's Park City right there, boys.
39:07Cheers!
39:24Belly!
39:25I'm gonna marry you, girl, wherever you want.
39:29You're shitfaced.
39:31You're shitfaced.
39:32You're shitfaced.
39:32Where's everybody else?
39:34Ah, Steven and the D-Sar, sitting in a tree.
39:37K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
39:40Uh-uh.
39:40Let's go, little buddy.
39:41Um, hello, Belly's on the beach right now waiting for him.
39:44Um, hi, he's about to projectile vomit for the third time.
39:48Come on.
39:48Bye.
39:50And I'm gonna clean it up if he doesn't make it to the bathroom.
39:52All right.
39:53Mother, did you get checked in okay?
39:55Yes!
39:55Teddy Todd, the room is so cute.
39:57I just wanted to see what's going on with you and Steven.
40:00Are you two back together yet?
40:02No.
40:04Well, why not?
40:05Is that girl there?
40:08Yes.
40:09She's actually, like, she's really nice, Mom.
40:14She's the kind of girl that, like, I always thought that he would ditch me for.
40:18They're like a power couple.
40:20What the hell are you talking about?
40:23Are you giving up?
40:24You're not, you're not listening to me.
40:26No, I am listening.
40:27I just don't like what I'm hearing.
40:30Look, Steven's yours, okay?
40:31Don't let your pride get in the way of your happiness.
40:34Stop.
40:34Steven's not, he's not mine, and I'm not gonna just, like, hold on to him if he doesn't
40:38want to be with me.
40:39I'm not like you.
40:41Well, what do you mean you're not like me?
40:45How am I?
40:46I feel, like, needy and cling on to people, and I'm, I'm sorry.
40:50It's pathetic.
40:51I just, I don't want to be like that.
40:56Mom, Mom, I'm sorry.
40:57I didn't.
40:58I did not, I did not mean, I did not mean that.
41:01I was.
41:01No, you clearly did.
41:03I really didn't mean that.
41:04No, I didn't.
41:04No, I didn't.
41:05I, I'm just like.
41:06It's fine.
41:06I'm just hurt.
41:08I'm, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
41:21Very decent.
41:22Bit of water!
41:27Please!
41:28Any questions!
41:31me unsubscribe from the dog, please? I'll leave
41:32the dog for one. Oh, please.
41:34estar in the dog.
41:35Dudley! Sorry about..
41:37No. You
41:37ok? Not
41:41No, it's,
41:42it's...
41:42Nothing just came here for us.
41:45You shouldn't be up there.
41:47Isn't it, like, illegal or something?
41:49I don't think anyone's gonna bust me right now.
41:55Come up. Come sit with me for a second.
41:58No, I... I should head back.
42:00Come on, just...
42:02for a minute.
42:11Thanks.
42:20Are Jera and the other guys back at the house?
42:23They're in a gutter somewhere, yeah.
42:27Their fiancé was pretty wasted tonight.
42:31Good old Jeremiah can't handle his liquor still.
42:35It was his bachelor party. Relax.
42:47I'm gonna go back to the house.
42:49Billy, I have to tell you something.
42:56What?
43:05Jera cheated on you when he was in Cabo.
43:12I already knew about that.
43:15You know?
43:17Yeah, I know.
43:18And you're still marrying him now?
43:20That was a few months ago, Belly.
43:23What the fuck?
43:24He made a mistake,
43:26and he hates himself for it,
43:27and I forgave him, and we're good,
43:29and everything is fine now.
43:31Fine?
43:32Are you kidding me?
43:33I mean, knowing is one thing,
43:35but you're defending him.
43:36Why?
43:36Well, it's not really your business, so...
43:38It is my business,
43:38because that piece of shit is my brother,
43:40and you're...
43:42You're not the kind of person
43:43that would take that from a guy.
43:44I put up with a lot worse from you.
43:46I never so much as looked at another girl
43:47when we were together.
43:48You know what?
43:49I really don't want to have this conversation
43:50with you right now.
43:52Belly, I'm sorry.
43:55It's none of my business.
43:56It's just...
43:59It's just, why do you have to get married?
44:00Why can't you just move in together?
44:04Belly, your wedding's at a fucking country club.
44:06Who are you?
44:06Who are you to even ask me that question?
44:09You don't even know me anymore.
44:12Just leave me alone, Conrad,
44:14and if you keep following me,
44:16I will scream.
44:17I'm sorry.
44:21It's not about any of that, Belly.
44:22It's...
44:23Fuck, I still love you.
44:31I don't think I'll ever get you out of my system.
44:37You will always be there, here.
44:43You're only saying this because I'm marrying Jeremiah.
44:45That's why...
44:46That's why you're saying this all of a sudden.
44:47No, no, it's not all of a sudden, Belly.
44:52Don't you realize that?
44:53It's always.
44:56Well, it's too late.
44:59And the fact that you're saying this now is fucked.
45:01I know, I know, I know.
45:03I just...
45:04Please...
45:06Hear me out.
45:08Let me talk for a minute.
45:15I fucked up four years ago.
45:21Remember that night in the motel?
45:23When I told you that I still wanted you?
45:28I couldn't sleep that night.
45:32I loved you.
45:34I know I did.
45:36But I knew that if I kept you with me,
45:39I would hurt you, and so...
45:44I couldn't have that.
45:45I knew it.
45:48And I saw you and Jer, and I...
45:52saw how happy you guys made each other,
45:54and so...
45:57I tried to let you go.
46:01But then this summer,
46:04being around you again,
46:07and talking the way that we used to,
46:10and you looking at me the way that you used to...
46:18I just...
46:19I see you again,
46:19and all my plans go to shit.
46:24I love Jeremiah.
46:28He's my brother.
46:29He is my family.
46:32And I hate myself for doing this,
46:35but...
46:39when I see the two guys together,
46:40I fucking hate him.
46:44Ellie.
46:47Don't say it.
46:51Don't be with him.
46:55Don't marry him.
46:58Be with me.
47:04You will never be what Jer is to me.
47:09He's my best friend.
47:11And he loves me no matter what.
47:14And he doesn't take it away when things get hard.
47:19Nobody...
47:20has ever treated me the way that he does.
47:22Nobody.
47:23Least of all you.
47:25You and I...
47:29You and I were never anything.
47:44Don't you know I'm no good for you?
47:52I've learned to lose you,
47:55can't afford to.
48:00You and I...
48:02Don't push it to stop you bleeding.
48:07Don't push it.
48:08But nothing ever stops you leaving.
48:15Be quiet when I'm coming home,
48:18and I'll go on my own.
48:24Don't push it.
48:26Don't push it.
48:27Don't push it.
48:40I'm glad you texted.
48:42Yeah, yeah, me too.
48:44Actually, your girl Taylor's the one who told me to do it.
48:46She did?
48:47Yeah.
48:49That's just not sound like her.
48:51Yeah, yeah, she said she just wants you to be happy, so...
48:56Would you maybe like to come to my room?
49:05Yeah.
49:10Steven?
49:12Honey, is that you?
49:16Oh, God.
49:17Who is that?
49:19It's Taylor's mom.
49:21Oh.
49:22Oh.
49:23That's stupid.
49:24I should help her.
49:27I'm so sorry.
49:28No.
49:29I'll see you tomorrow.
49:30Yeah, of course.
49:31Yeah.
49:32Yeah.
49:33You're a good guy, Conklin.
49:35Okay.
49:36I'll see you tomorrow.
49:37Yeah.
49:41Oh, don't spill your drink, Lucinda.
49:44Hey, Lucinda.
49:46Are you all right?
49:47Hey, I'm so sorry you were in the middle of something.
49:50No, it's okay.
49:52It's okay.
49:52Is that the girl Taylor is telling me?
49:57Uh, yeah.
49:58Yeah.
50:00I bet she's a lot nicer than Taylor.
50:02That bitch.
50:04Um, let's get you back to your room, okay?
50:08I just want the best for her.
50:11You know, I want her to have everything.
50:16She's my one good thing.
50:20I know.
50:22Oh, I know.
50:24Okay.
50:24Come on.
50:25I got you.
50:26I got you.
50:27I got you.
50:30You really are so...
50:32I got you.
51:02I'll sleep with you tonight.
51:05Mm-hmm.
51:13Jared's drunk has never made it out, huh?
51:17Mm-mm.
51:22You were out there for a long time.
51:23Mm-hmm.
51:30Wait.
51:31Because Conrad never came home with the guys.
51:35Were you with him?
51:39I'm fine.
51:40It's fine.
51:42Can we just sleep?
51:46Yeah.
51:47Of course.
51:48Whatever you want.
52:00Who's gonna stop us from waltzing back into rekindled flames?
52:07If we know the steps anyway.
52:10We embroidered the memories of the time I was away.
52:17Stitching, we were just kids, babe.
52:21I said, I don't mind.
52:23It takes time.
52:25I thought I was better safe than starry-eyed.
52:30I felt a glow like this never before and ever since.
52:40If you know it in one glimpse, it's legendary.
52:44You and I go from one kiss to getting married.
52:50Still alive, killing time at the cemetery.
52:55Never quite buried.
52:57In your suit and tie.
53:00In the nick of time.
53:03You lowdown boy.
53:05You stand-up guy.
53:08Holy ghost.
53:10You told me I'm the love of your life.
53:16You said I'm the love of your life.
53:24You shit-talked me under the table.
53:27Talking rings and talking cradles.
53:29I wish I could unrecall how we almost had it all.
53:34Dancing phantoms on the terrace.
53:37Are they second-hand embarrassed?
53:39That I can't get out of bed.
53:41Is something counterfeited?
53:46It was legendary.
53:51It was momentary.
53:55It was unnecessary.
53:58Should I let it stay buried?
54:01Oh, what a valiant roar.
54:04What a bland goodbye.
54:06The coward claimed he was a lion.
54:11I'm combing through the braids of lies.
54:16I'll never leave.
54:19Never mind.
54:21Our field of dreams.
54:23Engulfed in fire.
54:26Your arsons match your somber eyes.
54:31And I'll still see you until I die.
54:36You're the loss of my life.
54:41You're the loss of my life.
54:41I'm mum.
54:57You're the love of my life.
54:58I'm the source of my life.
55:00You're theess of my heart.
55:00You're the love of my life.
55:03You're theess of my life.
55:03Sh遷 of my mind.
55:03They'll see you all.
55:03Jennie imagery.
55:03You're thelike.
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