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00:04To be continued...
00:30I keep wishing you were years
00:32And I swear I'm gonna lose it
00:34If I keep playing your music
00:37I won't lose instead of you
00:40I'll see you
00:45Sometimes it kind of feels like
00:47No matter how hard I try
00:49I just keep
00:51Missing the boat
01:00And my insides ocean blue
01:03And everywhere I look
01:05I look at you
01:08It's true
01:12Do we really have to physically
01:13Sit for our portraits?
01:15Can't she just like
01:15Look at a picture in her phone or something?
01:17Okay, get out
01:18What? Why?
01:21She needs to see you in the flesh
01:23In order to capture your essence
01:24While you're still young
01:25And full of hope
01:28Her words
01:30Well, Conrad does not have hope
01:32Actually, he's hopeless
01:34But
01:34My hangover smoothie
01:36It cures off
01:37Can you please just hurry up?
01:39Just go back to bed, alright?
01:41Alright, seriously, Stephen?
01:43Oh, come on
01:43Get out
01:43This is a delicate science
01:45And your heavy breathing
01:45Is going to break you up
01:46Okay, okay, okay
01:47She hasn't painted you
01:49Since you were little
01:49I think it'd be nice
01:50To have these portraits
01:51For when you're older
01:52Oh, no
01:53When I'm older
01:54I'm sure there'll be like
01:55Like holograms
01:56Or something I could watch
01:57For myself
01:57You know?
02:02Just sit for your portraits
02:04I don't see Conrad complaining
02:06He'll complain
02:07When he's conscious
02:08Hey
02:10Here
02:11Come on, man
02:12Hurry your ass up, alright?
02:13I can't be late
02:14For my first day of work
02:15We won't
02:16We're good
02:16Oh, man
02:18Those old country club boomers
02:19Are going to tip me so hard, man
02:20They won't know
02:21Why to hit them
02:22Steven, I swear
02:23Come on, though
02:25My boys got to get that bread
02:26Thank you
02:29Good morning
02:30Billy, where have you been?
02:32Is that a bruise?
02:34Um, I bumped into someone
02:36You bumped into someone
02:38Doesn't look that bad
02:41Uh, cereal?
02:43Yeah, hit me
02:44Sure
02:46Oh, my God
02:49Belly
02:50It's going to be a debutante
02:52It's really not that big of a deal
02:53I'm sorry
02:54Like, belly
02:54Like, my sister
02:56Like, that thing
02:56Right there
02:57Shut up, cretin
02:58Okay, this is going to be so much fun
03:00Just you wait
03:01There is, uh
03:01There's the tea
03:02The auction
03:03The ball, of course
03:05The rehearsal
03:05I gotta write this down
03:06Oh
03:08We need to go shopping
03:10This sounds expensive
03:12Oh, don't worry, Laura
03:13It's on me
03:14It was my idea, after all
03:16And we still need to sell you
03:17For your book party, so
03:19Belly, are you sure you want to do this?
03:21Doesn't seem very you
03:22It's not
03:24Conrad, could you please be
03:26A little more supportive?
03:28Now
03:29Which one of you
03:30Is going to be
03:30Belly's escort to the ball?
03:32Not me
03:33I went last year
03:34Yeah, and I swore off balls
03:37The dances, dude
03:40Wow, guys
03:41Stop fighting over me
03:44I'm
03:44I'm not going with either of you
03:46I am going to find my own date
03:47Wikipedia says
03:49Debutant balls require instruction
03:50In morals and social etiquette
03:53I'm going for a swim
03:55She could use some etiquette
03:58No offense, Beck
03:59But I don't feel like a country club
04:01Is the best place to teach Belly about morals
04:03Laura, times have changed
04:04There's a girl debbing this season
04:05And she's bringing her girlfriend
04:07As her escort
04:08And
04:08The club is fine with it
04:09How very progressive of them
04:12Hey, you want a belly button?
04:15Hurry up
04:15We have shopping to do
04:18It's not like I was getting any work done anyway
04:22Come a little closer
04:23Cause you look at thirsty
04:25I'm gonna make it better
04:26Slip it like a slurpee
04:28Snow-grown chili
04:29Get it free
04:30Like Willie
04:31In the jeans like Willie
04:32You'll be popping like a Willie
04:34I like those
04:35Even in the sun
04:35You know I keep it icy
04:37You can take a look
04:38But it's a cold to fight me
04:40Burr, burr, frozen
04:41You're the one being chosen
04:43Play the part like Moses
04:44Keep it fresh like Moses
04:46I'm gonna make that one
04:47The other one?
04:52Wow
04:52I'm gonna make that
04:54Wow
04:58Wow
04:59Oh, that's cute
05:01I love you
05:04You know what's happening?
05:06I love you
05:11Okay, they're called fascinators
05:14And all the girls
05:15And all the girls
05:15Will be wearing them
05:17Seriously?
05:18Seriously?
05:20I don't know about this
05:21Come on
05:29Come on
05:30Oh boy
05:32No
05:33Put that away
05:33No
05:34Right on the side
05:35I know
05:44Ready?
05:45Where'd I from?
05:50No
05:51What?
05:52Really?
05:53What have I done?
05:54Oh no
05:55Are you okay, babe?
06:05Oh my god
06:08Yeah, it's
06:09It's something
06:11Oh, you look like a princess
06:12She looks like the tooth fairy
06:14Oh, look
06:16At that detail
06:19Everybody's eyes
06:20Will fall out of their heads
06:22When they see our girl
06:22I love you so much
06:24But you're ridiculous
06:25I love you so much
06:26And I know I'm ridiculous
06:28Or what about this one?
06:31Oh, no, no, no
06:31That one's much too simple
06:34But it does seem more like belly
06:36Laura, trust me
06:37These girls go all out
06:51Hey, Jeremiah
06:53Hey, Gigi
06:54I didn't know you were working here
06:56This summer
06:59Hey, Billy
07:00No choking, all right?
07:03Jeremiah
07:05Aren't you gonna save me?
07:13Here you go
07:15Thank you very much
07:16Enjoy that
07:17Don't forget to tip your wages
07:19Hey, you're on break, kid
07:21Bed, thank you
07:22Bed, thank you
07:25Totally, yeah
07:26I would, uh
07:28I would love to, uh
07:29Take you surfing sometime
07:30God
07:33Dude
07:35Oh, you fucked up
07:37What?
07:37How could I have already fucked up?
07:39Nobody's gonna want to hook up with you
07:40After they see you
07:41You should have been a lifeguard with me
07:43Oh, and
07:44Hardly anyone drowns
07:45God, okay, well
07:47I'll take that hairnet
07:48If it means I don't have to live with my mom
07:50Freshman here
07:52Yeah
07:52All right
07:52Fair enough
07:53Fair enough
07:58Take it in, Steven
08:00This is all ours
08:02Summer Engine
08:04Summer Engine
08:08Summer Engine
08:08Summer Engine
08:09Summer Engine
08:10Summer Engine
08:12Summer Engine
08:13Summer Engine
08:14Summer Engine
08:15Summer Engine
08:15Summer Engine
08:15Summer Engine
08:16Summer Engine
08:16Summer Engine
08:17Summer Engine
08:17Summer Engine
08:18Summer Engine
08:19Summer Engine
08:21Summer Engine
08:21Summer Engine
08:49Honey?
08:51Hey, hon?
08:53Yeah?
08:54Would you change and meet me out back?
08:55I want to paint your portrait first.
08:59Why me?
09:00Because everyone else has things to do.
09:09I have things to do, too, Mom.
09:12I think you can spare a few hours for your mother.
09:18Sure.
09:19Great.
09:20I'll see you outside in 10.
09:24See you there.
09:25Put on something nice.
09:28You see her?
09:30Hooked up with her.
09:31Him.
09:32Life card.
09:33And the one in the blue.
09:35And the guy with the eyebrows.
09:39You're just such a slut, man.
09:40Okay.
09:41I just like to kiss and be cozy with people.
09:43Oh, yeah.
09:47Never kissed her, though.
09:51I can't keep it that way.
09:53Okay, all right.
09:54So, Shayla's cute and all, but I'd avoid getting sucked in.
09:57Sucked?
09:58I sucked into what?
09:59To all that.
10:01Wait, girls in sundresses are my kryptonite, but I've never let one talk me into being an escort.
10:05Trust me.
10:06If Shayla asks you and you say yes, it's going to blow up your whole summer.
10:11Yo, Steven.
10:12We need extra hands at the Deb T.
10:13Pay as double.
10:15Come on.
10:16Okay, yeah.
10:16All right.
10:17Go get that bread.
10:18Yes, sir.
10:18Cheers.
10:29Cheers.
10:29Thanks, Helen.
10:30Sure.
10:33Belly?
10:35I just want you to know that if you decide you hate it, or if the girls are mean, or
10:39even
10:39if the food is bad, you can text me.
10:41I promise I won't say I told you so.
10:43I'll be fine.
10:44Humor me.
10:46Use our code phrase and I'll be right there.
10:48Mom.
10:48You remember it from when you were little, right?
10:51Lemon jelly belly.
10:54Have fun.
11:07Hey.
11:10Jeremiah.
11:15Oh, my God.
11:17Belly.
11:18Wow.
11:18I didn't even recognize you.
11:21Tell me the truth.
11:23Do I look like a fool?
11:25Um.
11:28No.
11:29You look good, but you look good.
11:31Let me walk you over.
11:35What?
11:38Let's go.
11:39Are those, are those pineapples?
11:41Pineapples?
11:41Pineapples?
11:42Yeah.
11:43Have you seen flowers before?
11:45I have, but that is for sure a pineapple.
11:49That's a nice pineapple dress you got there?
11:51Yeah.
11:52That's a nice pineapple dress you got there.
11:53That's very nice.
11:54Cookies.
11:55Oh.
11:55I've got an eye for it.
11:56Okay.
11:57I still never thought I'd see the day we were in a fascinator.
12:00Jeremiah.
12:02I still never thought I'd see the thing.
12:13Jeremiah.
12:15Paige.
12:18Where's your shirt?
12:20It's always a pleasure.
12:23This is Belly.
12:24I mean, uh, Isabel Conklin,
12:26the young woman my mom told you about.
12:28My future wife.
12:32She's late.
12:33I-I'm so sorry.
12:35You're at table two.
12:38Are those those little Boreen fig jam sandwiches
12:41with the prosciutto?
12:42Don't you dare.
12:43Okay.
12:44Those are for the girls.
12:45Jeremiah, those are for the girls!
12:47Just one.
12:48You're welcome, Dad.
12:53Oh, my God.
12:55That's the girl Conrad was kissing at the bonfire.
12:58And that's the girl Steven was with.
13:02Ugh.
13:03FML.
13:03I know.
13:11Hi.
13:13Hi.
13:14Hey.
13:20Lemon jelly belly.
13:22Hey.
13:23Hey.
13:25Is that from the other night?
13:28Hey, let me fix it.
13:35I think we're good.
13:36Yeah.
14:00So, how's Nicole?
14:03Paul.
14:06Mom, can we not do this?
14:10Like, no, I-I-I-you asked me to come sit for this portrait,
14:13and-and I'm here, and I'm sitting,
14:15and I'm more than happy to be here.
14:18But can we not make this, like, a bonding experience, please?
14:21Well, excuse me for trying to connect with my son
14:23before he leaves for a year.
14:37My belly looked really nice in her new dress.
14:48I think if you want to spend your summer moping around,
14:52I can't stop you, but...
14:53No more sleeping till two, no more day drinking.
14:58I want you doing something productive.
15:04You're getting a job.
15:09Sure.
15:11Great.
15:15Sit still.
15:18Sit up.
15:21I told my mom the only way I would do this
15:23is if I could bring my girlfriend,
15:24because I thought it would be a deal killer,
15:26but the club has been surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
15:29I'm honestly shocked.
15:31Yeah.
15:32Dara, I was expecting a conversion camp
15:34to spring out of the bushes.
15:35No, lesbians and debutantes are, like,
15:37a completely juxtaposing idea.
15:39Opposites.
15:39Yeah, but Cousins likes to pretend to be woke.
15:42Trust me, my family deals with it constantly.
15:44The things we do for college applications.
15:46That's insane.
15:47Don't worry, Marissa.
15:48You're getting everywhere.
15:49Wait, where are you applying?
15:51You know, the usual.
15:53Every IV.
15:54Minus Cornell.
15:55Ithaca is so bleak.
15:57I know.
15:57What about you?
15:59Oh, belly's only a sophomore.
16:01Right?
16:02I think that's what Conrad told me.
16:04Yeah, I'll be a junior in the fall.
16:06So, is this your first summer here at Cousins?
16:09No, I've been coming here for my entire life.
16:12Yeah, she's, like, family friends with Conrad and Jeremiah.
16:15Uh, so are you and Jeremiah, like, a thing,
16:18or are you going to take him to the ball?
16:20Um, oh, my God, back off, Gigi.
16:23It was a question.
16:24They're, like, basically related.
16:26Okay, you have nothing to worry about.
16:27I'm not worried.
16:28I'm not sure.
16:29Keep telling yourself that, babe.
16:31Gigi has had this thing for Jeremiah.
16:35Ever since he got abs?
16:37Absolutely.
16:38Unintended, absolutely.
16:39Relax, I'm not into Jeremiah for sure.
16:42Yeah, and you're noticing his abs?
16:43Ooh, no.
16:44She's too busy I-fucking the waiter.
16:46Dude, that's Belly's brother.
16:48Oh, my God.
16:49Oh, yeah.
16:50Really?
16:51So, what's it like to live with Jeremiah and Conrad?
16:55Conrad's so mysterious.
17:03Hello, debutantes.
17:33A few small things.
17:35These are all housekeeping bits I'd like to go over.
17:37We have a lot to look forward to this season.
17:40Now, I understand some of you might think that debbing is outdated.
17:44It's something you're doing to appease your families.
17:48But the Cousins debutante ball is a part of history.
17:52Venerated, yet ever-evolving, it's a tradition you'll someday pass on to your own daughters.
17:59It's a formal marking of this passage of time between your teenage years and your adulthood.
18:09It's a journey generations of women before you have taken, women who you can learn from, who can inspire you.
18:17Debs, at each table is a big sister who will guide you through the season.
18:23So, please, introduce yourselves.
18:27Hey, little sis.
18:33Honestly, my parents made me do it last year because, you know, like, all the women in my family have
18:37done it.
18:37But my big sis was great, and I actually ended up having a lot of fun.
18:42So, just don't be nervous.
18:45Okay.
18:46Do you want some?
18:50Um, no thanks, I'm good, but I'll be right back.
18:54Oh, okay.
18:55Sorry.
18:56What is that about?
18:58Kim!
19:00Belly, what are you doing here?
19:03Wait, are you a dev?
19:05Yeah, I guess, technically, yes.
19:08Cool, nice.
19:09I went down to the marina yesterday, but your boat had already left.
19:12Seriously, man.
19:14Yeah, if you had looked back toward the pier, you would have seen a sweaty version of me looking wistfully
19:18toward your boat.
19:19Well, we never want you to be wistful.
19:20You know, I think it's too late.
19:22The wistfulness has set in.
19:23No.
19:23No, I might be wistful forever.
19:26Okay, well, do you think going to a drive-in movie with me tonight might help with the wistfulness?
19:32Yeah, I think it would.
19:34Cool.
19:35Uh, you know what?
19:36Let me give you this.
19:38You can put your information.
19:41Uh-huh.
19:44I think that should be good.
19:45Sweet.
19:46Yay.
19:47Cool.
19:48Yeah.
19:48I'll see you later.
19:50Bye.
19:50Bye.
19:50Have fun.
19:51See you later.
20:07You look really cute.
20:08You are going to have so much fun tonight.
20:11We're just going to see a movie.
20:14You look nice, hon.
20:16I can't believe crop tops are back.
20:18Remember how I thought I was such hot shit in that baby tee I wore freshman year?
20:23Have fun tonight.
20:26Are you not driving with us?
20:29Um, didn't Belly tell you?
20:32She has a date.
20:34Sorry, Mom.
20:36Um, his name is Cam.
20:37His mom works at the club.
20:38Really nice boy.
20:40Very smart.
20:41Like Harvard smart.
20:46It's fine.
20:47Of course you can go.
20:49I've dragged you to enough of these book parties over the years.
20:52Have a great date.
20:53Thanks.
20:55Do we need to talk about consent before you go?
20:58Mom.
21:05I kind of wish I weren't going to this party either.
21:07No offense.
21:07Quit being such a Debbie Downer.
21:09You'll get inspired again.
21:10I know it.
21:11Maybe I said all I have to say.
21:13Maybe I don't have any books left in me anymore.
21:15You haven't done anything since your divorce.
21:17You got to get out there.
21:18Replenish the well.
21:19Have fun.
21:20Go to parties.
21:25Come on.
21:33Full team, full team, full team.
21:34Okay, come in.
21:35Come in right now.
21:37Wait, can I see one?
21:40Crapped one, cracked one.
21:41Nice.
21:41See you guys later.
21:45Damn.
21:47Are you kidding?
21:48No, yeah, fine.
21:49Just abandon the game completely, Jared.
21:51You.
21:52Look.
21:54Hot.
21:54Hey, hey, hey.
21:55Stop flirting with my sister.
21:57Shut up, Stephen.
21:58You shut up.
22:00You look good, though.
22:02Are you driving with me or you're beating us there?
22:05I'm not going to the book party.
22:07I'm going to the drive-in.
22:08Me too.
22:10Hey, dude, dude.
22:11Focus.
22:12Come on.
22:14Okay.
22:15Bye.
22:16Bye.
22:19I'm going to get you up.
22:36Hi.
22:36Hi.
22:37You look less wistful.
22:38I feel less wistful.
22:43What movie are we seeing?
22:44It's some old movie called Sabrina.
22:48Audrey Hepburn, Two Brothers.
22:49Is that Sabrina?
22:50I think so.
22:51Yeah?
22:51I love that movie.
22:52It got really great reviews.
22:53Oh, cool.
22:54I'm sure it is.
22:56It's really good.
22:56Good.
23:01And as had been traditional on Long Island for the past 30 years, the Larabees were giving
23:07a party.
23:08It never rained on the night of the Larabee party.
23:12The Larabees wouldn't have stood for it.
23:15There were four Larabees in all.
23:18Father, mother, and two sons.
23:22Maud and Oliver Larabee were married in 1906, and among their many wedding presents was a townhouse
23:29in New York, and this estate for weekends.
23:32Are you sure you don't want something to drink?
23:34Yeah, I'm okay.
23:35Thanks.
23:36Yeah.
23:38Linus Larabee, the elder son, graduated from Yale, where his classmates voted him the man
23:46most likely to leave his alma mater of $15 million.
23:50His brother, David, went through several of the best old college in the short periods of
23:57time, and through several marriages of people in the short periods of time.
24:03He is now able to die.
24:06He is now able to fix the goal of the world.
24:07He has to find a structure that six thousand dollars have kept him.
24:14His brother, his brother, his friend will never be.
24:17He has to be with you and he will never be.
24:20He has to look at the real life in the short period.
24:25Don't drop it.
24:30You can do it, all right?
24:58I really liked it.
25:01You read my book?
25:02Yeah.
25:03Yeah, I thought it was really interesting how you made Iris an unreliable narrator.
25:10In what way?
25:12Just how the story she was telling us about her marriage, I mean, so clearly wasn't the real story.
25:18I'm not sure that's entirely true, but okay.
25:22Great to meet you, Cleveland.
25:23Can't wait for the next one.
25:24Yeah, me too.
25:27So what is the next one?
25:29It's mainly about sailing.
25:31Oh, it's sort of modern epic.
25:34You sail?
25:36Are you surprised?
25:38Kind of.
25:39I thought you were like a Brooklyn hipster.
25:42Do people say hipster anymore?
25:46No.
25:48But you're right, I don't sail.
25:50You know, I am trying to learn.
25:52You know, I like to write about things I know nothing about, to completely immerse myself in new worlds.
26:00And the problem is, I am completely lost at sea.
26:09You see that boy over there?
26:11Oh yeah, the one who's been pounding Chardonnay all night, yeah.
26:14Conrad.
26:16Come over here.
26:25Conrad, this is Cleveland.
26:26He's writing a book about sailing, but also knows nothing about sailing.
26:31Conrad's a great sailor.
26:32You won a regatta last year, right?
26:35Came in second, but...
26:37Oh.
26:39So, uh, did you teach?
26:41I could, uh, use some lessons.
26:49Did my mom put you up to this?
26:51What?
26:52Why?
26:54Typical.
27:02A man, a few words?
27:05Apparently.
27:08Um, here you go.
27:16Yo, this shit is so boring.
27:18Can we go somewhere?
27:19Yeah, where?
27:21We could go into town.
27:23I don't know, buy some weed from that guy with the rainbow dash tattoo?
27:26No, he got arrested last summer.
27:28Oh, shit.
27:29Really?
27:29Yeah.
27:32Yeah, we could go to the drive-in.
27:35Dude, gross.
27:36No, I don't want to watch Belly hooking up with some kid in the backseat of a minivan.
27:42Yo, actually?
27:46Let's go to the drive-in.
27:48Wait, like, like really?
27:51Yeah.
27:52Why not?
27:54Yeah.
27:55All right, bro.
27:56Good driving.
27:58Yes!
27:59Get up!
28:00Come on!
28:13Can, um, can I ask you a question?
28:16Yeah.
28:19Why marine biology?
28:22Well, why not?
28:25I just, I feel like it was a, um, a phase that everyone goes through when they're little.
28:30But you stuck with it.
28:32Yeah.
28:33There's a jellyfish with Benjamin Brun's disease.
28:37What?
28:39Scientists think it's immortal.
28:42Nobody knows why, though.
28:44This thing could be like the cure for cancer.
28:47But how do you harness jellyfish cells?
28:50I don't know how do you.
28:52I don't know either.
28:53Nobody does.
28:55Nuts.
28:57And, um, eels?
29:00Nobody knows how eels reproduce.
29:03Seriously.
29:04The fact that eels exist is just like a complete anomaly.
29:07Yeah.
29:08It's wild.
29:10And people don't know, you know, what's at the bottom of the Mariana Trench either.
29:16So many inexplicable things about the ocean.
29:21I want to be able to explain them.
29:23Some of them.
29:24Totally.
29:24Sure.
29:27Why are you looking at me that way?
29:29All night long, I've had the most terrible impulse to do something.
29:33Never resist an impulse, Sabrina.
29:35Especially if it's terrible.
29:37I'm going to do it.
29:39Before last night, I'd only kissed boys during Spin the Bottle.
29:42Not in real life.
29:44Not because we both really want it.
29:48But the way I feel right now, this is what everyone talks about.
29:56Hey, could you, um, grab me that drink?
29:59Actually, maybe like a cherry Coke or something else?
30:01Yeah, no problem.
30:02Sounds good.
30:03Yeah.
30:03I'll be right back.
30:04Thanks.
30:12What the hell do you think you're doing?
30:14Uh, just catching the end of our favorite movie.
30:16You have no right.
30:17You have to go.
30:18Oh, Billy, relax.
30:19We're just joking around.
30:20Steven, if you don't leave, I swear to God, I will send to everyone in this car your Dramine
30:26fanfic.
30:29You wouldn't.
30:30Oh, she spent an entire chapter talking about Draco's wand.
30:34Oh, bro.
30:35Oh, my God.
30:36Don't be embarrassed, man.
30:37Draco's home.
30:38Drop it.
30:39Hey, seriously?
30:41Please leave.
30:45All right, let's go, guys.
30:47What?
30:47Steven, drive the car.
30:49You were the one who wanted to come, Conrad.
30:52You were missing something here.
30:55Would you mind starting all over again?
30:57No, Mr. Carlin.
30:59A lot of us, I hate to have to break news to you, but at this very moment, you fiancée,
31:03David Laron.
31:04Ian, please, as you will.
31:10Hello, everybody.
31:12Hello, darling.
31:13How's all?
31:14Cherry Coke.
31:15Thank you so much.
31:20How is it?
31:22It's good.
31:32What are you up to, hon?
31:34Uh, yeah, yeah, just video games.
31:39Don't stay up too late.
31:40You've got work early in the morning tomorrow.
31:41All right, Mom.
31:42Promise.
32:13I had a really good time tonight.
32:15Did you also?
32:17Yeah, no, I had a really, I had a really great time, yeah.
32:20I think I was just dehydrated before.
32:24Okay.
32:26Are you hydrated now?
32:29Yeah, very.
32:32I don't want this night to be over.
32:36Can I, uh, would it be cool to you if...
32:41Yeah, yes.
32:42Yeah.
32:44I don't want this night.
32:57Oh, yeah.
32:58Good idea.
32:59Let's eat those.
33:01I dream about her, she rings my bell
33:05I got you in class and have an hour
33:09Oh, how she rocks in kids and tube socks
33:13But she doesn't know who I am
33:17And she doesn't give a damn about me
33:24Cause I'm just a teenage girl, baby
33:29I'm just a teenage girl, baby
33:34Listen to our young maid and baby will be
33:41Ooh
33:50Steven, I know it's kind of lame, but
33:54I think we'd have fun together
33:56Will you be my date to the Deadpool?
33:58When he brings a gun to school and meets every kid
34:02Uh, yeah
34:04Yeah, yeah, definitely
34:10But he doesn't know who I am
34:14And he doesn't give up damn about me
34:21Cause I'm just a teenage to live there, baby
34:25Yeah, I'm just a teenage to live there, baby
34:31Listen to Iron Maiden
34:34Maybe with me
34:50How was your hot date?
34:55Excuse me
34:57Okay, relax
34:58We were just having a little fun
35:00You guys are assholes
35:02Belly, come on
35:05All I wanted was to go to a drive-in
35:06With a guy that I think is cute and sweet
35:09And you guys had to come and ruin it
35:12And us showing up for like two minutes
35:14Ruin that, really?
35:17Grow up, Belly
35:20Why couldn't you let me have this one thing?
35:23Huh?
35:24Admit it
35:25You knew what you were doing
35:28What?
35:28What was I doing?
35:31Reminding me that you existed
35:33I don't know what you're talking about
35:35You cared where I was
35:37Who I was with
35:38No, I didn't
35:40I don't care
35:41Stop lying
35:42Stop being such a baby
35:43Owen, you're such an adult
35:45You spent your Saturday night
35:47Crashing my first date
35:48For fun
36:00Why don't you go smoke some more pot
36:03Why don't you go look in the mirror some more
36:08I wonder if this is the way all crushes die
36:12With a whimper
36:13Slowly
36:14And then just like that
36:16Gone
36:45Gone
36:49Gone
36:50And then just like that
36:52We'll let the room
36:57That's what I was doing
37:10Lookity
37:11You only
37:12I was
37:12I was
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