00:07UNO MAS
00:07Thanks
00:09You're Johnny Cage
00:10I loved Citizen Cage
00:12When I was a kid
00:15Thanks man, I appreciate it
00:17They should do a reboot
00:19Nobody wants that
00:22Shit went out in the 90s
00:25Johnny Cage
00:26You have been chosen to fight
00:28Tell me you're not some crazy fans
00:33How are you doing that?
00:35Are you coming or what?
00:43Where the hell am I?
00:45It's called Mortal Kombat
00:51It's a fighting tournament
00:53To the death
00:58Fuck that
01:03This is a war
01:04For the fate of your world
01:07Haha, you dickheads in or what?
01:11I'm not some champion
01:12I don't have transformer arms
01:16Or shoot lightning bolts
01:19This shit's got nothing to do with me
01:20This shit's got nothing to do with me
01:23I'm an actor
01:27I find you annoying
01:29Not the face
01:42It's time
01:44To become the hero
01:46You were meant to be
01:49Alright, you big ugly fuck
01:52It's showtime
01:54It's showtime
02:04Get over here
02:06Get over here
02:11Only the strong survive
02:18Release him
02:19Release him!
02:21Are you shitting me?
02:22You don't have any powers
02:23It's just incredibly handsome
02:25I don't know what happened
02:27I don't know what happened
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