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00:00:03Call Gary into my office there is a situation here. I assure you you'd like to listen the
00:00:08alternative is very expensive. Gary! Get them out of my office now. Gary, a moment. There are two
00:00:16versions of how this narrative plays out. Exhibit A. Gary waits patiently and quietly by the door.
00:00:20Exhibit B. Gary steps forward and you spend the next six hours sponging him off the walls. I know
00:00:26which version Gary would prefer. Gary. Manny Salazar. He's not really the guy you loan a
00:00:35billion dollars and expect to see it back. You think you can recover it? You know I can.
00:00:40End this job. When mistakes are made you need insurance. Kids, don't say a word. Follow me.
00:00:51Bronco and Sid will now solve it their way. Love the shirt. It's silk.
00:00:56Of course it is.
00:00:59I just told you. It's silk.
00:01:06This is Salazar's Island. The police are on payroll.
00:01:11And he has a reasonably experienced private army.
00:01:16Tick every box. Tick every tuck. Lube every wheel.
00:01:20Lick every stamp. Three, two, one.
00:01:22Lick every pile.
00:01:22Come on.
00:01:23You need help.
00:01:25Don't be a power of the world.
00:01:29Run the world.
00:01:30Run the world.
00:01:31300.
00:01:32At, uh, we're, 275.
00:01:34Make your mind up.
00:01:35250.
00:01:35Ram it, Janet.
00:01:36Come on.
00:01:37You'll be working now.
00:01:38They work between the moral and the immoral.
00:01:42The black and the white.
00:01:45Okay.
00:01:49They operate in the grey.
00:01:51Show me what you got!
00:01:57I foresee a problem.
00:01:59I am aware that there is a 300-foot-deep, untraversable ravine.
00:02:02But if you give yourself enough runway, build up some speed, and flap your arms like so,
00:02:08it should take the bump out of the landing.
00:02:14Oh, man!
00:02:20So, I used to have your job.
00:02:24Got to go to Paris Fashion Week.
00:02:27Or a bunch of pieces from the Chanel collection that year.
00:02:32You still have a little bit?
00:02:33No, I gave it away.
00:02:35What?
00:02:35Would have been a bit much for a newsroom.
00:02:38This is you.
00:02:39Oh!
00:02:41Who gives away Chanel?
00:02:49You are here to help us through our current scandal.
00:02:55But I did not hire you, and all I need to do is bide my time until you fail.
00:02:59Won't you take the train, dear?
00:03:08I'm going to make something of this job.
00:03:11You can write a book.
00:03:12The definitive Miranda Priestly expose.
00:03:15May the bridges I burn light my way.
00:03:19Wait, wait.
00:03:20I hope that's not what you're wearing to the dinner.
00:03:23That's all.
00:03:27Fendi, we need that.
00:03:29The Brunello Cuccinelli pants.
00:03:31Love those.
00:03:33And you definitely need an embroidered two-piece totem set.
00:03:37But not the terracotta, because you're so pale.
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:41Aww.
00:03:42So...
00:03:46My neck is hot.
00:03:47Oh, my God.
00:03:48Just hide a feeling for once, please.
00:03:55I just...
00:03:56Love my job.
00:03:57Love my job.
00:04:13I found something.
00:04:15In the store.
00:04:18Okay.
00:04:20What did you find?
00:04:23The place.
00:04:29They found a place.
00:04:48Hello?
00:04:54Anyone there?
00:05:01Look, I know how this sounds, but you gotta understand.
00:05:03It's massive in there.
00:05:05I'm not saying I don't believe you.
00:05:08Okay.
00:05:08I'm gonna come back here with proof.
00:05:11Alright, you feel me?
00:05:12Yeah.
00:05:13Follow my lead.
00:05:14Clark, what is this?
00:05:16That's what I'm trying to figure out.
00:05:17I've been here every night since I found the place,
00:05:20and I still barely scratched the surface.
00:05:22Alright, just take it slow.
00:05:29Oh, my God.
00:05:31Pull me up, pull me up, pull me up!
00:05:32What do you see?
00:05:35All these...
00:05:36rooms...
00:05:37this place builds them.
00:05:41It's like a maze.
00:05:42It just goes on and on.
00:05:45Sometimes I'm scared I'll get lost.
00:05:47Clark, can you hear me?
00:05:50I don't understand.
00:05:52What is this?
00:06:01It's beautiful.
00:06:04Am I right?
00:06:07Hello?
00:06:23Hey, Frank.
00:06:24Hey, Frank.
00:06:25Hey, Frank.
00:06:27How you doing, brother?
00:06:28Brother.
00:06:36Talk to me.
00:06:37I mean...
00:06:44Tell me what's going on.
00:06:46What's going on?
00:06:47What's going on?
00:06:55Then God's gonna forgive us for the things we've done.
00:06:57The things we've done.
00:07:04I'm not sure about me.
00:07:08But you...
00:07:13You ain't got a fucking chance.
00:07:35That's all you got?
00:07:37That's all you got?
00:07:39That's all you get!
00:08:04The weather can destroy us.
00:08:10I'm very proud they chose you, Jim.
00:08:12Dr. James Stagg, reporting for duty.
00:08:15General Eisenhower will see you now.
00:08:18D-Day will be the largest seaborne invasion in history.
00:08:23Churchill tells me you're the best meteorologist in the country.
00:08:26I need a forecast.
00:08:30Our troops require perfect conditions.
00:08:32Any waves over six feet, impossible.
00:08:35Sir, long-term weather forecasting has really only ever educated guesswork.
00:08:42We invade France Monday, June 5th. You've got 61 hours.
00:08:47The fate of the war, thousands of lives hinge on this.
00:08:54Churchill says he's a genius.
00:08:56Men are too fond of that word.
00:08:57Get me the data from every MET station within 2,000 miles of Normandy.
00:09:01If we've measured it, then I want it.
00:09:03Captain Stagg, this is General Montgomery.
00:09:05The enemy has doubled its defenses in as many weeks.
00:09:08If we delay, we will lose this war.
00:09:12We're looking good, sir.
00:09:13The weather is a go.
00:09:16I couldn't disagree with that, Moa.
00:09:19They look like this.
00:09:21There are two major storms advancing towards the Normandy coast even as we speak.
00:09:26Are you absolutely certain?
00:09:28I'm confident that the storms will come.
00:09:31Not good enough.
00:09:34How are you so certain that they're coming?
00:09:37D-Day will be calm and sunny. Are you blind?
00:09:39If you invade tomorrow, they're going to be washed away.
00:09:44My men are ready for the big match.
00:09:48Get them onto the beaches somehow, anyhow.
00:09:51Leave the rest to me.
00:09:55Soldiers, sailors and airmen.
00:09:58The eyes of the world are upon you.
00:10:01Stagg is gonna crack.
00:10:02Go or don't go, that's it.
00:10:05The wrath of nature is real.
00:10:08And we must face the Vat.
00:10:12However frightening they may be.
00:10:18Captain Stagg.
00:10:20Do you want to be personally responsible?
00:10:23For losing this war?
00:10:36We've all heard stories.
00:10:39Of the Mandalorian bounty hunter.
00:10:43And a child.
00:10:46I only hunt Imperial war criminals.
00:10:48I'll take out every bad guy in your deck of cards.
00:10:57This isn't about revenge.
00:10:59It's about preventing another war.
00:11:06Before going into harm's way, check your armor first.
00:11:12We're protecting everything the rebellion fought for.
00:11:16Good luck.
00:11:18You're gonna need it.
00:11:20Hey!
00:11:21A little video device!
00:11:22It's a horrible baby.
00:11:23It's a bad baby.
00:11:25Strap in.
00:11:32We need a professional.
00:11:34Hang on.
00:11:38What happens when you're not there to protect him?
00:11:41You're good?
00:11:48I'll be right behind you.
00:11:51Go.
00:11:52Go!
00:11:55Mandalorian.
00:11:57You will suffer.
00:11:59Then it will be his turn.
00:12:03Monsters.
00:12:04The old protect the young.
00:12:08And then the young.
00:12:15Protect the old.
00:12:20It's time.
00:12:26Are you scared?
00:12:28You should be.
00:12:31Good job, baby.
00:12:35This is the way.
00:12:50You wanna know what makes a hero?
00:12:56It's not destiny.
00:13:01It's not something you're born with.
00:13:05It's searching for greatness.
00:13:09Johnny Cage.
00:13:10You have been chosen for more to come back.
00:13:13Than realizing you've had it in you.
00:13:17This entire time.
00:13:23Whoa!
00:13:23I really don't feel comfortable hitting a girl.
00:13:26Don't worry.
00:13:28You won't.
00:13:31Yo!
00:13:32Send me back.
00:13:33I wanna go back.
00:13:36The rules of the tournament are simple.
00:13:38Our fates would not be settled by the size of our armies.
00:13:43They would be decided.
00:13:46By combat.
00:13:51I'm not some great warrior.
00:13:54I'm not some champion.
00:13:58This is a war.
00:14:00For the fate of your world.
00:14:06Freeze him!
00:14:08Me?
00:14:11No!
00:14:13Earth belongs to me.
00:14:16We do not kneel!
00:14:19The only chance is to face this together.
00:14:22Let's go, baby.
00:14:28You, Johnny Cage, are a part of this now.
00:14:41It's showtime.
00:14:44Get over here!
00:14:57Johnny will definitely die.
00:15:03No!
00:15:04No!
00:15:04No!
00:15:06No!
00:15:09So, you leave the CIA, you get yourself a nice civilian job.
00:15:16Are you kidding me?
00:15:18It's good to see you.
00:15:22Whatever it is, I'm not doing it.
00:15:24I just need you to meet a guy.
00:15:26No.
00:15:29God, I miss this.
00:15:30Miss what?
00:15:31Clean out in the field.
00:15:32Don't look directly at me.
00:15:34Sorry.
00:15:35Might as well just touch your earpiece.
00:15:39Your friend sent you because he's scared.
00:15:42He's right to be.
00:15:54Put your hands up.
00:15:56Put them up!
00:15:59Jack Ryan, I'm sure you're about to tell me that you're a civilian.
00:16:02Cause I am.
00:16:03What do you know about Starling?
00:16:07Do you mean an unsanctioned black ops team?
00:16:09Specifically designed for psychological warfare, assassinations.
00:16:13I shut it down.
00:16:17The Starling has been resurrected.
00:16:20They're intelligent.
00:16:22They're dangerous.
00:16:26They'll do.
00:16:28Exactly what we trained them to do.
00:16:33The storm...
00:16:35Is coming.
00:16:37You ready?
00:16:39Let's go cause an incident.
00:16:46When you're being attacked, the rules change.
00:16:51What's the difference between you and them?
00:16:54I don't know.
00:16:56Run!
00:17:01Maybe it's you.
00:17:17A person cannot be prosecuted twice for the same crime.
00:17:21I know when Rodney Hollingshead was murdered.
00:17:23And I know who the real killer was.
00:17:27No more.
00:17:28Go on.
00:17:29The mystery will be solved when I read the ending tomorrow.
00:17:34Why would he stop there?
00:17:36He was just about to say who the killer was.
00:17:38The doctor did it.
00:17:39No way, genius.
00:17:41Oh, here we go.
00:17:45Last night, something terrible happened.
00:17:50Our shepherd was murdered.
00:17:52George is dead.
00:17:55Probably a heart attack.
00:17:56Not much of a story for you, I'm afraid.
00:17:58Unless there's anything out of the ordinary.
00:18:00Nope. I've looked everywhere.
00:18:01Around the caravan.
00:18:02Underneath the caravan.
00:18:03What about inside the caravan?
00:18:07Worth a shot.
00:18:08Lily?
00:18:09What will we do?
00:18:09George loved us.
00:18:11He read us dozens of these stories.
00:18:13We shall solve the crime.
00:18:15I can't seem to face up through the fire.
00:18:18You all think you're smart enough to solve a crime.
00:18:22Do you know what humans call stupid people who can't think for themselves?
00:18:28Ducks!
00:18:29Sheep!
00:18:30He's talking about you.
00:18:34I'm George's lawyer.
00:18:36Mr. Hardy left 30 million dollars.
00:18:38We have our motive.
00:18:41The people in the will are always the suspects.
00:18:44Look around for a better window.
00:18:45I'm going in.
00:18:53Sheep.
00:18:55What's that neighbor's truck doing here?
00:18:57Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
00:18:59I wanna bash it!
00:19:00I wanna bash it so bad!
00:19:01Stop!
00:19:02We've been over this.
00:19:03We don't bash things unless...
00:19:06Unless there's a legitimate cause for bashing.
00:19:09I'm George's daughter.
00:19:11She was here that night.
00:19:12I have a question.
00:19:13Do you have a boyfriend?
00:19:16Oh.
00:19:17That's a standard question.
00:19:20Everybody follow me!
00:19:22Are we lambs or are we rams?
00:19:29The real world is more complicated than a book.
00:19:32We're not scared.
00:19:35Marple, what is that?
00:19:36I think it's a road.
00:19:37But what is it made of?
00:19:38Well, not grass.
00:19:39I can tell you that.
00:19:45I have a boy.
00:19:57I can tell her.
00:19:59That's what she's done.
00:20:00She flies.
00:20:00Do you have to do this?
00:20:02I can tell her.
00:20:02She gets her, she gets herself.
00:20:03She's the one who ever came to bed.
00:20:04She gets her, she gets her.
00:20:07I have to do this.
00:20:10She's the one who's been in bed.
00:20:12I can tell her if she really does.
00:20:17you're looking for someone so am i my wife would miss it
00:21:01your daughter she might still be alive
00:21:18so
00:21:23Oh, my God.
00:21:55get your camera out let's go live you know the egregious stuff that's been happening at my
00:22:02stores the boosters take my clothes because they're low-class urban bitches chrissy smith
00:22:10most we exist i call it triple f fashion forward philanthropy i know how to spell philanthropy
00:22:21branding though prevent your raw ass make it happen hustler give it to me it's mine anyway
00:22:34in fashion humanity is our canvas the velvet gang is reducing our margins i can bob and weave
00:22:46christy smith stole my design what if she stole your design we gotta get it back for that i have
00:22:53a
00:22:53plan together we empty out every single metro design in the bay area we got to take what's all
00:22:58us we should coordinate what are we waiting for they're taking everything
00:23:07it's not even that yellow in here anymore
00:23:12you okay
00:23:22new boosters just take like you
00:23:27we follow this plan to precision
00:23:30their wig game is crazy
00:23:32damn
00:23:35i'm gonna need you to trust me
00:23:38we have to make her cry
00:23:41three two one
00:23:46oh come on let's take off grab them wigs
00:23:57his exploits
00:24:00are legendary
00:24:04you will not find a finer fighter pilot
00:24:08anywhere in the world
00:24:12i feel the need
00:24:14remain
00:24:15for speed
00:24:19maverick
00:24:21you've been called back
00:24:22to top gun
00:24:28good morning aviators
00:24:29this is your captain speaking
00:24:43what you do up there
00:24:44it's larger than life
00:24:47talk to me goose
00:24:48talk to me goose
00:25:00this is where you belong
00:25:11i'm a fighter pilot
00:25:13it's not what i am
00:25:17it's who i am
00:25:27how long have you been doing this
00:25:28no actually you've only done this uh twice
00:25:40have you ever actually like flirted with nikki
00:25:42i'm gonna go get some shots
00:25:44i'll come with you
00:25:44if she means this much to you
00:25:47and i know she does
00:25:49say nikki
00:25:50i think we should grab a drink sometime
00:25:54nikki
00:25:54wait
00:25:55i was gonna ask you um
00:25:57what
00:25:59i lost my train of thought
00:26:01i
00:26:02what else
00:26:04why
00:26:08one wish willow
00:26:10you only get one wish
00:26:12i wish nikki freeman loved me more than anyone in the entire world
00:26:24i love you so so so so so so much
00:26:29a love only the branch of a willow tree could conjure
00:26:37it's weird how you two are dating all of a sudden
00:26:41like super dating
00:26:44i think nikki is going through or something like that
00:26:49like what is she okay
00:26:51no
00:26:53jeez
00:26:54what kind of spells you put on her
00:26:55click eat
00:27:06i don't get run
00:27:08i don't get runs
00:27:12yeah
00:27:17nikki
00:27:23I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.
00:27:34I was calling to see if there's a way I can cancel a wish.
00:27:38I'm sorry, we don't really do that.
00:27:40So she's just stuck like this forever?
00:27:43Well, yeah, I mean, as long as you live.
00:27:46As long as I live?
00:27:51Once upon a time, there was a man named Damien.
00:27:55Ruby, I've got a high-priority project for you.
00:27:58You cannot legally make me break up with one of your girlfriends again.
00:28:01He was an arsehole.
00:28:03Fortunately, this story is also about a woman named Alex.
00:28:07We're meeting up later at the pub for happy hour.
00:28:09Oh, wow. I think my happy hour days might be long behind me.
00:28:13Oh, I wasn't inviting you.
00:28:14Ooh.
00:28:15The clients want to increase their female market share.
00:28:18Above all, women just want to feel heard, right?
00:28:21I think they want to be heard.
00:28:22Alex, I'm in the middle of an idea, but it's so good to have you in the room.
00:28:25I really appreciate it.
00:28:27God, what a punchable face.
00:28:33There you go.
00:28:35Can you tell us what happened, though?
00:28:37You on any medication?
00:28:38The pill?
00:28:39The pill?
00:28:39Look after that pretty face, all right?
00:28:41What?
00:28:43Ruby, give me an ice pack.
00:28:45Shall I pick up your dry cleaning as well?
00:28:48Damien, what are you doing in my office?
00:28:50What are you talking about?
00:28:51This is my office.
00:28:52Damien, please don't laugh at me.
00:28:54What is this?
00:28:55Jesus.
00:28:56Good Lord, he needs to knock one out.
00:28:58Mm-hmm.
00:28:59This is not my house.
00:29:01Now both theatres prefer.
00:29:03I sped my choice.
00:29:06Whose fucking cat is this?
00:29:08She's a lady.
00:29:09Women are in charge here.
00:29:10What?
00:29:11It's a smile.
00:29:12Where the hell am I?
00:29:14Hey, Damien.
00:29:15Hmm?
00:29:16That's my girl.
00:29:18How do I get out of here?
00:29:20You make a change.
00:29:21But she always knows her place.
00:29:23She's got style, she's got grace.
00:29:25She's on me.
00:29:27Amongst these gems is the premier testicle bra.
00:29:31They'll make your little fellas fly.
00:29:33Take me back!
00:29:36Shit.
00:29:38You stole my job.
00:29:40You need to relax.
00:29:42I'm just getting started.
00:29:44Do you see the problem on that?
00:29:46He wants to sit at the big girl's table.
00:29:49If the board had any balls, I'd be the CEO of mine.
00:29:51Had any balls?
00:29:52The delicate sacks that dangle from your body with the slightest tap sends you weeping to the ground.
00:29:57Yes.
00:30:03Can you change your tie?
00:30:05No.
00:30:06I'm a man.
00:30:06Father fucker.
00:30:10She's a lady.
00:30:15He's a spy.
00:30:17KGB.
00:30:19Vladimir Putin.
00:30:21Vadim Baranov was a visionary director.
00:30:25He became known as the new Rasputin.
00:30:28I want to be part of my time, not just a witness.
00:30:34Stop making up stories.
00:30:36Start creating reality.
00:30:38We need to invent something new.
00:30:41Russia needs a different brand of politician.
00:30:45He's young.
00:30:47Athletic.
00:30:49What interests me is power.
00:30:54I cannot be subservient to anyone.
00:30:58Our goal is chaos.
00:31:01We'll get into people's heads.
00:31:03We'll build the myth that the Russians are controlling the modern world.
00:31:09We are its masters.
00:31:15You're using your black magic in the service of power?
00:31:19It's a game.
00:31:20Politics is the only game worth playing.
00:31:24How miserable.
00:31:31The Americans, they treat me like I'm the president of Finland.
00:31:36What would you have me do?
00:31:40They're vicious animals.
00:31:44They come from the void.
00:31:46They've transformed me into the devil.
00:31:49You won't save yourself.
00:31:52We need to inspire fear.
00:31:56And fury.
00:31:58Be careful.
00:31:59Are you my soul flat on your face?
00:32:04No one is safe in Russia.
00:32:07What about you?
00:32:08The wizard of the Kremlin.
00:32:12I'm not interested in winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
00:32:15I want a war.
00:32:27Make it quick.
00:32:32Dude!
00:32:33Give me one minute.
00:32:36Yo!
00:32:42Daniel?
00:32:59I'm not interested in winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
00:33:01I'm not interested in winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
00:33:01I'm not interested in winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
00:33:01I'm not interested in winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
00:33:03I'm not interested in winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
00:33:04I'm not interested in winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
00:33:05I'm not interested in winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
00:33:06I'm not interested in winning the Nobel Peace Prize Prize.
00:33:06I'm not interested in winning the Nobel Peace Prize Prize Prize.
00:33:07I'm not interested in winning the Nobel Peace Prize Prize Prize.
00:33:09I'm not interested in winning the Nobel Peace Prize Prize Prize Prize.
00:33:09I'm not interested in winning the Nobel Peace Prize Prize Prize Prize Prize.
00:33:11I'm not interested in winning the Nobel Peace Prize Prize Prize Prize Prize Prize.
00:33:19No, no, no way.
00:33:39I saw these on the car last night.
00:33:44Three scratches just like that.
00:33:46You didn't stop, did you?
00:33:52It's something unholy.
00:33:59Something's wrong with us.
00:34:03St. Christopher, protect me today.
00:34:07Oh, my God.
00:34:11Give us your warning, sir.
00:34:13If danger is near.
00:34:16Danger is near.
00:34:18Danger is near.
00:34:26No one outruns a passenger.
00:34:38AHHHHHHHHHHH!
00:34:42Agh!
00:34:57anything coming back no it's going to take a little time it always does
00:35:06after a traumatic event the brain can pull pieces of information into false memories
00:35:14what kind of stuff do we like to do together pat and seek i'll go first one two three
00:35:32i know the difference between what's real and what's a dream you don't
00:35:38a large part of your recovery is isolation we made this decision together
00:35:47if you are watching this you are wondering where you are and who you are
00:35:55this is not a perfect science
00:36:00there is no coming back
00:36:04i love you more than anything you are my best friend
00:36:07please just let me out of you let me out
00:36:20we're gonna be a real family again
00:36:32swing
00:36:35we got a letter from mama
00:36:37i thought she was dead but she went with it's not where she been at
00:36:40she's on her deathbed
00:36:43if we don't go now this might be our last chance
00:36:48to see god god she made us didn't she
00:37:01girls i'm gonna make this real simple
00:37:03make your daddy dead real dead
00:37:09this seem a little crazy
00:37:12not as crazy as setting your wife on fire in front of your kids
00:37:15and abandoning them
00:37:17we ain't kill us
00:37:19how we gonna live with ourselves when we do this
00:37:21this destiny type shit
00:37:23look at me, look at me, look at me
00:37:25look at me, look at me, look at me
00:37:27look at me, look at me, look at me
00:37:30you ready?
00:37:32yep
00:37:35the lady he took up with after he burnt us up
00:37:39find her and you'll find him
00:37:41a lady by the name of divine
00:37:45you ain't shit, damn, oh
00:37:52you're his girl
00:37:54oh, hell nah
00:37:56you in trouble?
00:37:58chuck hall's got your back
00:38:01just tell us where he at
00:38:03for fear that it would wag
00:38:05he took my time
00:38:06we ain't gonna kill him
00:38:08we clapping
00:38:10tell us where to find him
00:38:13you're alive
00:38:14we drumming
00:38:15so y'all think y'all just gonna kill him?
00:38:19imagine what our lives would look like
00:38:21if he hadn't got in
00:38:24fire burns his house down
00:38:28it was born for burning
00:38:32ain't nobody innocent
00:38:37I don't want nothing but love
00:38:43why don't you sit with me?
00:38:44seems like we got a lot to talk about
00:38:54I think I might really have something
00:38:56if doing this makes you happy
00:38:57you have to go for it
00:38:59this is a big opportunity
00:39:00I'm going to give you an offer
00:39:02but Nate, you have to stay home
00:39:03and take care of the kids
00:39:04yeah, I could do that
00:39:05really?
00:39:06we're all gonna die
00:39:08I'm right here
00:39:10bye, love you guys
00:39:12dad, the door is locked
00:39:13there's a window in the back
00:39:15we'll crawl through that
00:39:17dad, you're going the wrong way
00:39:19to your school
00:39:19to any of our schools
00:39:20do you not know where our schools are?
00:39:22I'm gonna call mom
00:39:23what? give me the phone
00:39:24I'm not
00:39:28hi guys
00:39:29you miss me already?
00:39:31night chores
00:39:32how many nights is it supposed to take?
00:39:35we're going to run this place like a dealership
00:39:36the more chores you do
00:39:38the more perks you get
00:39:39you're just getting us to do your work
00:39:41I like to think of it as our work
00:39:44I'll get two weeks of t-shirts
00:39:45and two weeks of underwear
00:39:46what happens after two weeks?
00:39:48we throw all this out and start over
00:39:52I don't know if Katie does it
00:39:53my feet hurt
00:39:54my back hurts
00:39:55dad, are you mom now?
00:39:56yes, I am your mother
00:39:58could do your makeup?
00:39:58yeah
00:40:003, 2, 1
00:40:02your mom does this?
00:40:03have you ever seen her with nose hairs?
00:40:05wait, are you filming?
00:40:06action!
00:40:07he's crying
00:40:11the dead era is about teamwork
00:40:14so let's talk about it
00:40:15what do we need to get through this?
00:40:17I want a horse
00:40:18that can't be one of the things
00:40:23who's that?
00:40:24Brian
00:40:24the boy she likes
00:40:25maybe Brian should come over for dinner
00:40:27Brian?
00:40:28you want to come over dinner?
00:40:31she makes it look so easy
00:40:33this has been the hardest I've ever worked in my life
00:40:35I know this is hard
00:40:36growing into new roles
00:40:37but this could change our lives
00:40:39trust me
00:40:40I'm not going to let your dream die
00:40:43sorry
00:40:43sir
00:40:44this is a spelling bee
00:40:45settle down
00:40:46not the vibe
00:40:49dad, the toilet's clocked
00:40:50sounds like a service manager problem
00:40:52I'm on it
00:40:53this gives me a weak supply of cupcakes
00:40:55that a girl
00:41:09hi
00:41:10my name is Ali
00:41:11and this is just a regular day for me
00:41:15saying that the creatures of this valley
00:41:17don't get along
00:41:17is a bit of an understatement
00:41:20hey
00:41:21big dumb sack of feathers
00:41:22come and get me, huh?
00:41:23oh
00:41:24ha ha ha, come on
00:41:25ah
00:41:26watch it
00:41:27whoa
00:41:29whoa
00:41:30watch out
00:41:35ah, this isn't my body
00:41:36get these feathers off of me
00:41:38ah
00:41:38where are my beautiful feathers?
00:41:40where are my beautiful wings?
00:41:41I'm stuck in here
00:41:42somebody help
00:41:43what did you do?
00:41:45you nut
00:41:46you nut cake
00:41:49we need to switch bodies again
00:41:51wrong body
00:41:52ah
00:41:52sounds fun
00:41:53we have to find another one of those pods
00:41:54I've seen them
00:41:56by the great waterfall
00:41:57let's go
00:41:59come on, hurry
00:42:00I don't fly
00:42:01what am I supposed to do, huh?
00:42:02I'm supposed to just raise my wings
00:42:03and all the
00:42:03ah
00:42:04ah
00:42:08ouch
00:42:10thanks to you
00:42:11I'm even further away
00:42:12from getting home
00:42:13oh please
00:42:14I'm short
00:42:15hairy
00:42:15and pretty much everything in the valley
00:42:17what's really
00:42:17stepper
00:42:18I think we can take them
00:42:19are you nuts?
00:42:21we're gonna die
00:42:23trust me, Ollie
00:42:24flap, Ollie
00:42:26flap
00:42:27flap
00:42:28hula
00:42:32ha, ha, ha, ha
00:42:34we're
00:42:35stand
00:42:36under the world
00:42:37on our own
00:42:38flap
00:42:40the creatures of the valley
00:42:42need our help
00:42:43never trust
00:42:44any other creature
00:42:46we're stronger
00:42:48together
00:42:51hooray
00:42:52sorry buster
00:42:52but from now on
00:42:53I am your ride or die.
00:42:58Don't worry.
00:42:59I'm going to distract them.
00:43:00How are you going to distract the wolves?
00:43:02I'm going to be their lunch.
00:43:06I called it Thunderhead.
00:43:17Thank you all for being here for this Christmas,
00:43:21New Year's weekend, where we will be relaxing to old friends.
00:43:26Cheers.
00:43:32You sure you don't ever come?
00:43:35Okay.
00:43:43Oh, wow.
00:43:48Is that...
00:43:49I'm sorry, what?
00:43:51No.
00:43:53You motherfuckin'...
00:43:55We have to tell them.
00:43:56We're not doing that.
00:43:57We have to tell them.
00:43:59We're not doing that.
00:43:59Let me go!
00:44:01I'm just asking you not to go in there and blow them both of our lives.
00:44:09By next week, it'll feel like a bad dream.
00:44:11By next year, you won't even remember that it happened.
00:44:14I think I'm always going to remember the day that my husband fucked your wife.
00:44:18Please, just help me, too.
00:44:20You're lying.
00:44:21I'm not lying.
00:44:22You are lying.
00:44:23I do not lie to you.
00:44:24Then why didn't you tell her about sleeping with me this morning?
00:44:28I need a cab into the city.
00:44:30My wife fucked my friend.
00:44:33You slowed it?
00:44:35Well, shit.
00:44:36Shit, shit.
00:44:39Are you all enjoying yourselves?
00:44:43Oh, God.
00:44:46I want to take your husband's perfect face and...
00:44:53Divorced and murdered in the same weekend.
00:44:55Real five-star vacation.
00:45:01We're going to have a nice romantic getaway.
00:45:04So what are we waiting for?
00:45:07You'll see.
00:45:11You brought me on a corporate retreat?
00:45:13It's okay, baby.
00:45:15Just relax.
00:45:16How can I relax, Cliff?
00:45:17Join in on the fun.
00:45:20All right, everyone.
00:45:21Today, we will make our way through a series of experiences that move us from the physical
00:45:26realm to the spiritual.
00:45:50What the hell does that mean?
00:45:54You know what?
00:45:54I've had enough of this shit.
00:45:56Did they lock the door?
00:45:57Watch out.
00:45:58You'll choose one person who will leave the human realm.
00:46:04We're not going to play whatever sick game you've come up with.
00:46:07You're wrong.
00:46:09You'll be able to team-building experience.
00:46:11Wait, what if he can feel it?
00:46:13Do it.
00:46:16What is everybody doing?
00:46:19We want you to transcend this.
00:46:21These bitches are crazy.
00:46:24Arthur's got you brainwashed.
00:46:27I said shoot in the leg, not kill them.
00:46:29I got nervous.
00:46:32We will get out of here, physically or spiritually.
00:46:35I'm so excited.
00:46:42We're not done yet.
00:46:44Thy eye, cast it from thee.
00:46:48I can't.
00:46:49Don't be a party pooper.
00:47:00Don't be a party pooper.
00:47:01Where exactly did you find this corporate treat?
00:47:03They were highly reviewed.
00:47:09Excuse me?
00:47:10Ow!
00:47:11Yes, ma'am?
00:47:12The toilet's leaking.
00:47:13I'll give you an extra hundred.
00:47:14What'd she say?
00:47:15She wants us to fix the toilet.
00:47:16We're piano tuners.
00:47:18We fix pianos.
00:47:19Two hundred.
00:47:19Five hundred, we'll talk.
00:47:22Harry Horwitz's piano tune and repair.
00:47:24This is Nicky.
00:47:25He is my apprentice.
00:47:26He has a hearing condition.
00:47:27But believe it or not, he's a virtuoso.
00:47:29Virtuoso, huh?
00:47:30Maybe you can inspire.
00:47:31Okay, thank you, Harry.
00:47:33Close your eyes.
00:47:34What's this?
00:47:36C, F sharp.
00:47:37E7 flat nine.
00:47:39F sharp.
00:47:40G, A, A sharp.
00:47:41B over D sharp.
00:47:45You never take those out?
00:47:47No.
00:47:47I have hypercuses.
00:47:49I'm allergic to loud noises.
00:47:51Hello?
00:47:57You know how long you're going to be?
00:47:58It's loud.
00:47:59As long as it takes.
00:48:00Unless you can open the safe.
00:48:08Hello, Vinny.
00:48:11If you want to make real money,
00:48:14give me a call.
00:48:17Harry Horwitz.
00:48:18The outstanding balance is $36,000.
00:48:21What are you going to get a full of money?
00:48:23I'll figure it out.
00:48:28I got you something.
00:48:33Don't do anything stupid.
00:48:35You understand?
00:48:38Who are you?
00:48:39Hey!
00:48:42Forget it.
00:48:43I'm done.
00:48:43Harry, with your very special man.
00:48:45And your girlfriend.
00:48:46She has beautiful hands.
00:48:52What happened to you, Tuna?
00:48:55Open the safe.
00:48:57Open the safe.
00:48:58Open the safe.
00:49:01I'm just a piano Tuna, man.
00:49:15I want to cut the safe.
00:49:17I'll be the next to you.
00:49:18I'll take you a little bit.
00:49:21I'll cut the toilet.
00:49:22I'll eat the poo.
00:49:25I'll eat.
00:49:31Some times, I'll be ready.
00:49:33Who is John now?
00:49:35Why would you like to have Manfred?
00:49:36So you can't just come home and think that everything is the same?
00:49:40Yeah, John.
00:49:42So he's a double villain.
00:49:43You're not even.
00:49:45You're not even with the red briller.
00:49:47Stop it now!
00:49:48Manfred, tell him what you're doing!
00:49:51Are you okay?
00:49:53It's just an overflad.
00:49:54If you need 500 people in the room,
00:49:57you're going to...
00:50:01Dissociative identity...
00:50:03You can't just choose your own name.
00:50:07You don't understand how I am.
00:50:09You really like me.
00:50:10You really like me.
00:50:12You're so sick.
00:50:13You're so sick.
00:50:14It's actually a valid psychiatric experiment.
00:50:18Do you want to play for the real public?
00:50:23No.
00:50:24No.
00:50:24We're going to play for a lot of people.
00:50:30What do you think he's going after?
00:50:34If you have a hidden place, you can see a ring.
00:50:39No!
00:50:47You're not lying!
00:50:51You're not lying!
00:50:54Don't be lying!
00:50:54Don't be lying!
00:50:55You're lying!
00:50:56You're killing me, man!
00:50:56You cannot sext in the middle of class!
00:50:58He's sext texting!
00:50:59Samantha, my girlfriend, just started at Chapel Hill.
00:51:01And it effing sucks!
00:51:06That guy was just naked.
00:51:07Jesus Christ, it's like the Wild West over there.
00:51:11Wait, you got a new girlfriend already?
00:51:12No, me and Sam are still together.
00:51:15She's in college, is that even legal?
00:51:17Yes.
00:51:18Beautiful day for her drive.
00:51:20Hands, ten and four.
00:51:21Wait, isn't it ten and two?
00:51:22It's just numbers.
00:51:23Do what feels good, you know?
00:51:24Follow your heart.
00:51:25I left my coffee by my skateboard.
00:51:27Follow your heart.
00:51:29Follow your heart.
00:51:32Guys, you can't drive without me.
00:51:36Stop, stop the car.
00:51:37I'm gonna drive to Chapel Hill to save me and Samantha's relationship, okay?
00:51:41Watch out.
00:51:43My driver's that car got hijacked.
00:51:45Do whatever you gotta do, just get them back here.
00:51:47How are you so sure about this?
00:51:49Basically, everything I do is made better by her being in my life.
00:51:52I'm coming with.
00:51:52I'm coming to.
00:51:54No, absolutely not.
00:51:56What's the worst that can happen?
00:51:58Jeremy, you imagine you and Samantha being like one of those couples that get married
00:52:01when they're 22?
00:52:02Nothing lasts forever.
00:52:03Aparna!
00:52:06Dude!
00:52:07I never spaced out like that.
00:52:09I have hyperfocus ADD.
00:52:10What do they got you on?
00:52:11Straterra.
00:52:11How do you think about adding Ritalin?
00:52:13I've got Wellbutrin.
00:52:14I'm on Wellbutrin.
00:52:15For anxiety or depression?
00:52:16I think maybe both.
00:52:18It's gonna be 164 miles from here to Chapel Hill.
00:52:22I gotta go.
00:52:23No.
00:52:23I have drugs in the car.
00:52:25God damn it!
00:52:27Ready, set, go.
00:52:28So hot like summertime.
00:52:30We're not in Kansas anymore.
00:52:35Jeremy?
00:52:35How are you here?
00:52:37It's a long story.
00:52:39I stole a driver's ed car.
00:52:42Freeze!
00:52:44Why didn't you call me?
00:52:45I also threw my phone off a bridge.
00:52:48No!
00:52:48No!
00:52:49I have never not had my phone.
00:52:51I feel naked!
00:52:54Caution is overrated.
00:52:56Guard your dog.
00:52:56Oh!
00:52:57Sorry, who are you?
00:52:58I'm her boyfriend.
00:52:59Who are you?
00:52:59Bro.
00:52:59This is Scooby.
00:53:01What's up?
00:53:02May fortune favor the foolish.
00:53:06The bold.
00:53:07Fortune favors the bold.
00:53:09Dude, are you alright?
00:53:11Yeah, I know.
00:53:11I'm just on mushrooms.
00:53:13Hey, at least I'm not driving.
00:53:14Oh my god, dude.
00:53:16Take the next right.
00:53:20Many seasons ago, we all dreamed that one day animals would be free.
00:53:29We are going on vacation.
00:53:32What does that say?
00:53:33It says, uh, laughter house.
00:53:35That sounds awesome.
00:53:36I love to laugh.
00:53:40It's a slaughterhouse.
00:53:42We're all gonna die!
00:53:49We did it!
00:53:51Animals run the farm!
00:53:53Freedom!
00:53:54Freedom!
00:53:56Freedom!
00:53:56All animals are equal.
00:53:58What could possibly go wrong?
00:54:03Our experiment is working.
00:54:06All of us together.
00:54:09It's time to farm again.
00:54:14This milk ain't gonna drink itself.
00:54:16It's supposed to be shared.
00:54:20There is no supposed to anymore.
00:54:23This is less than yesterday.
00:54:25Or more than tomorrow.
00:54:26Depends on how you look at it.
00:54:27Move along, sheep.
00:54:32This is all wrong.
00:54:33Can't you see what's happening?
00:54:36Our dream was becoming a nightmare.
00:54:40It's our farm.
00:54:42Our home.
00:54:44So what do we do?
00:54:45We rebel.
00:54:46And we start right now.
00:54:49All animals are equal.
00:54:52I have to fix all of this.
00:54:54Some are more equal than others.
00:54:56Two birds singing a song.
00:55:01Nothing but blue skies.
00:55:06Did we plan this?
00:55:08No, this was not part of the plan.
00:55:10From now on.
00:55:12Animal Farm.
00:55:12A Cautionary Tale.
00:55:15In theaters May 1st.
00:55:17Recommended for ages 11 and up.
00:55:30I played your game.
00:55:31I did what you told me to do.
00:55:33Now where is he?
00:55:36I want to thank this man.
00:55:37For 20 years plus of service to this department.
00:55:40Let's give it up for him.
00:55:41What does the future hold for the big detective?
00:55:43I want to spend as much time with my kid as I can before he heads off to college.
00:55:47Coach wants us ready for the big game today.
00:55:49Well I'm going to do everything I can to be there.
00:55:51Like to report a murder?
00:55:53Show me your hand!
00:55:54I'm only talking to Detective Shaw.
00:55:55Detective Shaw isn't here.
00:55:57Well then you better get him here.
00:55:58Well this better be good, huh?
00:55:59We got a serial killer.
00:56:01Any fingerprints?
00:56:02Kids fingertips?
00:56:03All burned.
00:56:05Couldn't get a clean print.
00:56:09What's the timer for?
00:56:10The timer is telling you that he has less than 9 hours of oxygen left.
00:56:14You kill me!
00:56:15You kill him!
00:56:16What do you want?
00:56:17I want you to do your job before you retire!
00:56:33You kidnapped my son!
00:56:36Three murders, all staged, and I still don't know why.
00:56:48I'm Olivia, just your basic, unemployed, medicated, fragile white girl.
00:56:53I'm fine here, alone in my house.
00:56:56Okay, so not totally alone.
00:56:59Meet Aurora, my best friend.
00:57:02Well, my dead best friend.
00:57:04We have made this promise to each other that if one of us died, we would try to bring the
00:57:08other one back.
00:57:09We didn't transition in!
00:57:11Really?
00:57:20Not one footprint could be looking at a professional.
00:57:24What, like a serial killer?
00:57:27Aurora?
00:57:30Aurora!
00:57:38She's turning into something else.
00:57:40There were two missing boys, and most likely there are more.
00:57:46Help me, please, please!
00:57:47Aurora!
00:57:51Ah!
00:57:53Ah!
00:57:53You, you, you, you!
00:57:57Ah!
00:58:02Ah!
00:58:03Ah!
00:58:11Ah!
00:58:17last night i met this girl called emily felt like time stood still oh no no what are you saying
00:58:26no
00:58:26fault so what are you seeing here again don't know i don't miss you see it
00:58:33it won't send it's missing a digit do you mean it's missing a digit it's not funny
00:58:41good morning i'm looking for a student emily she's funny smart drinks beer bottles
00:58:46about her ears about you you've got two seconds to leave before i call security all right yeah okay
00:58:51all right you said we take this though now let's go go go you have three weeks left to prove
00:58:58that
00:58:58romantic attachments cause madness what are you doing i'm looking for this girl called emily
00:59:04he's the case study i've been waiting for he's my very own stamford prison experiment
00:59:09i'll help you find her why would you want to do that
00:59:15she said she was going to a party on canal street all right me i'm looking for information
00:59:20what happens if i get you 20 quid can i have a try i didn't get any information but i
00:59:26got us three
00:59:26drinks let's do it i've got an idea i'm gonna send an email to every emily at the university
00:59:32ask the question only she knows evening ladies oh yeah yeah yeah i'm pulling me that emily's
00:59:40yeah i'm not really sure what's happening but i'm getting like a load of emails hey emily please
00:59:47tell me you bcc'd i don't know what a bcc is so you've just created a chat room with 318
00:59:52emily's
00:59:53are straight people okay question mark
00:59:58i need to talk about this email dude is he a sexy pest or a sex pest who cares
01:00:06this is a culture of toxic masculinity
01:00:09you we are emily i know my brother you'll be in a field somewhere being all melodramatic
01:00:17what did i tell you probably write a song about it
01:00:21what if i've misread this whole situation you're gonna find someone who gets you
01:00:27please don't make me laugh i didn't know i could
01:00:31if emily's listening what do you want to say well i wrote her a song
01:00:35we're getting the song we're getting the song sing it
01:00:59we're getting the song song
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