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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:36I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:47I'll fix you right up.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:52See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo.
00:01:58Let's go.
00:02:04Go!
00:02:06Go!
00:02:07Go!
00:02:08Go!
00:02:09Go!
00:02:11Go!
00:02:11Go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:13Go!
00:02:13Go!
00:02:14please my brother's been in a coma the last two years we have no idea what the
00:02:20illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely be Lysander
00:02:25Armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market he's
00:02:30so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure
00:02:35him money fame power it's all yours are we still moving forward Miss Trixie yes
00:02:47give the presidential contract to Marissa oh I have another call coming in grandma
00:02:54I'm dying save me Trixie grandma when are you getting married I'm already a hundred
00:03:04years old I'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still on
00:03:09deployment so that's why I haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable
00:03:16when I can bang a younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life I
00:03:23don't have time for jokes
00:03:34please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you oh kind stranger let me
00:03:40repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish and you can barely feed yourself
00:03:44the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh geez this
00:03:51is giving me a migraine are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing
00:03:56that I'm telling you to have some faith in me okay I wish for you to cure my
00:04:02brother's illness can you do that I can topple mountains and make a king out of a
00:04:07frog if I wanted to Cleo stay right here for a second don't go too far Cleo
00:04:16hold still
00:04:24my migraines gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you
00:04:45how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:04:51I'm sorry I don't know what this is heard you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one
00:04:56of the best don't worry general I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods
00:05:02of the East I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23I have no clue what this is oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name
00:05:32after all
00:05:33that's why we save the best for last me the witch doctor I'll save your son Lysander
00:05:49he's not budging there's no movement truly I have saved thousands of patients all over the world but I
00:05:55I don't know what this is Lord I've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all
00:06:02these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can who
00:06:13the goddess of healing wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's
00:06:21correct her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the correct that's her motto it's what makes
00:06:29her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever
00:06:38seen her before this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son I don't care if
00:06:44I go
00:06:44bankrupt I will find her James come put out a voucher to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:54will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:11I'll save your son
00:07:14who the hell is she dad she says she can cure Lysander she's gonna save your brother don't be
00:07:20ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting
00:07:27crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy dog
00:07:35with her I bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal
00:07:42Lysander Armstrong from us
00:07:48don't touch him
00:07:51they say don't judge a book by its cover but I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:57so step aside I'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:01oh you're not gonna touch my son I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general I know
00:08:10a gold-digging
00:08:11whore when I see one I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough
00:08:16cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:22a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious
00:08:29ew disgusting go back to being a prostitute
00:08:32security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go
00:08:37if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:45sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master Lysander into no avail
00:08:50maybe we should give her a try
00:08:52you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:55all right I'll give you a shot
00:08:58but I warn you if you fail I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:09:04is that any way to ask for help
00:09:07you'd be blessed to have me
00:09:09and I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:09:12but since I'm not welcome here
00:09:15I'll leave
00:09:17Devin come find me when you have a different wish
00:09:19no Miss Trixie my brother is a hero to me
00:09:23I can't lose him
00:09:25well if he's a hero to you
00:09:29then that means he must be a good person
00:09:31my brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:09:36also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:09:41who says I want to marry him
00:09:43as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:09:50only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:52I mean look at her
00:09:53even if she cleaned herself up
00:09:55you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:59only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:03continue wasting your time
00:10:05but I'm saving this patient
00:10:17okay
00:10:20what's happening
00:10:22what are we doing
00:10:33what the hell are you doing
00:10:36I knew she was a perv
00:10:38she's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:10:41do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient
00:10:44are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:49he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy
00:10:53and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy
00:10:56yeah right I mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:01oh okay
00:11:01I've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:08and I've never heard of endo cryo
00:11:12what what
00:11:15this
00:11:22is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:11:26so you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what
00:11:31the rod of a sepulius
00:11:33why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from
00:11:36if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:38I agree
00:11:38I mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:41what is the point of doctors who have studied for years
00:11:45we are all certified
00:11:47but Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:51she's right about everything
00:11:55yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses
00:11:58one of them is bound to be right
00:12:00and again there is no such thing as endo cryo what what
00:12:03endogenic cryomorphy
00:12:05oh
00:12:05and of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:07because I just discovered it
00:12:10this condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
00:12:14the chances are a billion to one
00:12:16a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:18but lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:23what a bunch of baloney
00:12:25I mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:29precisely
00:12:30you are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:33you don't compare to meet us
00:12:35who actually studied real medicine
00:12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:42oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:45and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:50which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:53is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:55oh yeah
00:12:57if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:01I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:04which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:08what is that supposed to mean
00:13:09it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:11and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:16then let's have a bet
00:13:17if you can't heal him
00:13:20we'll break your hands
00:13:23and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:29these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:33you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:13:36huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie
00:13:37don't risk your hands for them
00:13:40there's too many lives at stake
00:13:44don't worry
00:13:45I got this
00:13:48it's a deal
00:13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:13:52no one is dying on my watch
00:14:00Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:08are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11homeless or not
00:14:12if you save my son
00:14:14I'll give you everything
00:14:23I'll even have Lysander my heir marry you
00:14:26I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:29I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:34prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
00:14:37wait wait wait wait what for?
00:14:39don't listen to her
00:14:41she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:46firstly
00:14:48this is called greatness
00:14:50secondly
00:14:51even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:53you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:14:58what? did you just call me?
00:15:02there's a man's life at stake here
00:15:04and you're standing in my way
00:15:06don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:10now stop getting in my way
00:15:12or I promise you
00:15:14you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:16oh yeah?
00:15:17you wanna see real pain?
00:15:19where's the dog?
00:15:20well put down the dog!
00:15:21with pleasure
00:15:38left leaves the wrong breast
00:15:44you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:50she's been poisoned
00:15:52it was her
00:15:54do you see any poison on me?
00:15:56medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:15:59but in the wrong hands
00:16:00it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:02this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:05do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08of course
00:16:09I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:12if I want to save someone
00:16:14even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:32why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34this wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:35I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:38angel herbalist
00:16:40this is what I call
00:16:42malpractice
00:16:44this isn't fatal
00:16:45she'll live
00:16:46but she deserves a little punishment
00:16:48well
00:16:49where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52right this way
00:16:53wait wait wait wait wait
00:16:54what the hell is going on?
00:16:56you say you want your son to live on
00:16:57to give you tons of grandchildren
00:16:59don't you?
00:17:00then stop getting in my way
00:17:02every second counts
00:17:05let's go for our dip
00:17:06shall we?
00:17:10general armstrong
00:17:11your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:15are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20hold on
00:17:20you two are going in there
00:17:22alone?
00:17:23if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:27then sure
00:17:28invite everyone in
00:17:29alright
00:17:31but I warn you
00:17:32no funny business
00:17:34yes
00:18:35You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman, General Armstrong.
00:18:40Exactly.
00:18:41What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:43She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:47That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:49And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:18:52Held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:56Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:18:59We have to have faith.
00:19:00Where did you actually find this little light?
00:19:05On the streets.
00:19:07Are you shitting me?
00:19:09You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:11Are you nuts?
00:19:12You don't know her.
00:19:13You don't know her background.
00:19:14She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:16That is it, General.
00:19:17You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:19You're right.
00:19:20That's it.
00:19:20I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:22James, let's go.
00:19:24Yes, sir.
00:19:27Oh, my God.
00:19:35I told you all to stay out.
00:19:42This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:44We can't be interrupted.
00:19:45Otherwise, we both die.
00:19:51I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:19:57I'm going to save him myself.
00:19:59No.
00:20:03You see that, General?
00:20:05This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:07This is a witchcraft.
00:20:10I know what this is.
00:20:11This is the dark witch.
00:20:13I've heard of her.
00:20:14She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
00:20:19and then she eats them alive.
00:20:21I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:23James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:26Yes, sir.
00:20:30You regain consciousness.
00:20:42Help me.
00:20:43I just want to...
00:20:48Something's wrong.
00:20:52You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:55Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:00That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:09Sir?
00:21:10The SWAT team is here.
00:21:12Captain Morales.
00:21:15My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:20I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:23Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:25We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:32Right.
00:21:34Rewrites the wrong.
00:21:38You're human.
00:21:42Who the fuck are you?
00:21:44And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:47Good.
00:21:48You're awake.
00:21:49I'm saving you.
00:21:50Saving me?
00:21:52By bathing with me?
00:21:54Who are you?
00:21:54You're a fucking spy?
00:21:56Talk.
00:21:57I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:01You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper.
00:22:06I will never.
00:22:07Oh, really?
00:22:21Look who's guilty now.
00:22:25Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right, but it is a biological fact.
00:22:29A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:35It's science, okay?
00:22:36It just means that my body is physically...
00:22:38Oh, shut up.
00:22:40You're distracted, man.
00:22:42You're funny.
00:22:43And I'm a professional.
00:22:45I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:47Captain, do something now.
00:22:48Ready!
00:22:54We're almost there.
00:22:56Aim!
00:22:59Get him, boys.
00:23:00Get him!
00:23:02Fire!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:21Those demon cells.
00:23:23How is this possible?
00:23:25It's not even a scratch.
00:23:27I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:29Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:31No.
00:23:32I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:35She's not the dark witch.
00:23:36Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:40This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:46That's right.
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:51If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:53Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:55Think about it.
00:23:56We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:58He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:00Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:01You're right.
00:24:02This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:08Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:10No!
00:24:11No!
00:24:12Absolutely not.
00:24:13There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:16How could you know for sure?
00:24:18Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:21You're wrong, sir!
00:24:23This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:27It's called borderline revival.
00:24:29She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:33But only temporarily.
00:24:35It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:39That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can.
00:24:45To kill that antler rod bearing witch!
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:49He is dying right now, naked, in a jacuzzi, with a smelly vagrant!
00:24:54Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:56The witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:02My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:04You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are,
00:25:11but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me.
00:25:17This is it.
00:25:18The finishing touch.
00:25:20I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:23So we can both survive.
00:25:42It's poison gas.
00:25:45the poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander poison gas
00:25:51my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers like
00:25:58her only care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the poison
00:26:05on your son and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both of
00:26:11us killed
00:26:14i knew they promised you that i'd save you it's now or never
00:26:30what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:36there you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me
00:26:42if your brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the
00:26:48one who sealed the door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie
00:26:54wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is
00:26:58taking way too long captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even
00:27:06a bomb shelter bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god
00:27:13get back
00:27:15ready aim oh shit
00:27:22quit your whining and stand down
00:27:36the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now
00:27:39do i need to fix your hearing too i said stand down
00:27:45don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just saved this man that
00:27:51otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease spreading
00:27:57tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment you can see
00:28:03for
00:28:03yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling general if you won't punish
00:28:11her i will
00:28:16don't hurt her
00:28:21he's a cure
00:28:28his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:35there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:45miss trixie did it dad
00:28:48lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before and his heart is strong come feel it
00:28:56save my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:01your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:06i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nut jobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:12wait wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field
00:29:18of medicine than
00:29:19the queen angel and iron
00:29:22the goddess healer
00:29:28could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over
00:29:34100 years old and you don't look a day after 20
00:29:38it doesn't matter who i am what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:42devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:46take care
00:29:47no wait
00:29:49miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:52he's right
00:29:53we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife
00:29:58if you cured him
00:29:59and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:03i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:13already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:19and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special
00:30:25i just got lucky with your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:31but you're still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold
00:30:36no really i don't need anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:46tricksy it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:53i must go
00:31:00hobo close
00:31:02halo glow
00:31:03i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie
00:31:06it was just dumb luck
00:31:09she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:11she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:14marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:20i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:26oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:44you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:47take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses
00:31:51wait no we're not brides
00:31:54no she's just better than us
00:31:56oh my god
00:32:00we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh
00:32:03she's no average jane
00:32:05no she isn't
00:32:05she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:07but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:10why did she wear that shit stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll
00:32:14but think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:16no normal person could have done that
00:32:18goddess or not
00:32:19homeless or not i don't care
00:32:21i have never met a woman like that
00:32:23i have to find her i have to make her my life
00:32:25she won my heart over too
00:32:27but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:29i'll help you find her
00:32:31all right listen
00:32:32i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:40i'm dumping trixie
00:32:41so i want you
00:32:42your granddaughters
00:32:43filthy things
00:32:45out of my house
00:32:47now trixie paid for this house
00:32:49she waited for you
00:32:51for three years
00:32:53she was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:32:55and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:32:57one with some serious
00:32:58fuck you money
00:33:00so get lost
00:33:01who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:11grandma
00:33:13beatrice trixie
00:33:14amori
00:33:15i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:17i'm dumping you
00:33:18for your best friend
00:33:20marissa
00:33:21in fact
00:33:23the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:24so sign over the house
00:33:26now
00:33:31you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:34and i did
00:33:35for three years while you were deployed
00:33:38yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:41and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:44do you have no shame
00:33:46we were together for three years
00:33:47and uh
00:33:48it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:50when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:33:58that's how much you would owe me
00:33:59if i was in the rent-a-boyfriend business
00:34:03i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:05of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:11oh yeah
00:34:12well marissa
00:34:15is so much better than you
00:34:17she grew up even poorer than you
00:34:20and now
00:34:21she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:27and you
00:34:29you're still nothing
00:34:31so you think she's an upgrade
00:34:33of course she's an upgrade
00:34:35look what she uh got me for my engagement
00:34:39oops
00:34:40yeah
00:34:41that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract i gave her
00:34:51you gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:54i certainly did
00:34:55in fact
00:34:56marissa
00:34:57you and your dimwit brother
00:34:59only have everything you have
00:35:06i think she's losing it bro
00:35:09that breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:11you two
00:35:12are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:35:15my granddaughter
00:35:16supported you
00:35:18and your entire family
00:35:20for three years while you were gone
00:35:22how dare you insult her
00:35:25it's okay grandma
00:35:26let's not stoop to that level
00:35:29poor edna
00:35:30she still doesn't know what you're doing
00:35:31out there on the streets huh
00:35:33what is he talking about
00:35:35show her bob
00:35:41this
00:35:41is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:43your granddaughter is
00:35:44she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:46she was begging on the street for money
00:35:50i can't be caught
00:35:51with a piss poor nobody like you
00:35:53even if you got no game
00:35:55i got street credit
00:35:56i gotta keep
00:35:57you dig
00:35:57the word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:00and you're one to speak
00:36:02cheater
00:36:04is this true tricksy
00:36:09i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:36:11i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:14so that i can help them
00:36:16of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:21what is that supposed to mean
00:36:22it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:26is actually a downgrade
00:36:31enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:48at your wedding i will
00:36:49what
00:36:51if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:36:56why should i do good by you
00:36:58i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding
00:37:01as
00:37:02a charity
00:37:03to you
00:37:04fucking bitch
00:37:05you better keep your word
00:37:07oh that's rich
00:37:09after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:12do you remember that
00:37:20tricksy
00:37:20marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:23they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:27grandma
00:37:28i have to confess something to you
00:37:30i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:33trillions
00:37:36that would make you the richest person on the planet
00:37:41it's because of the healing hands i inherited from aseplius
00:37:44the god of healing
00:37:46i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:50that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:53and become the goddess healer
00:37:55it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:37:59but please tricksy dear
00:38:01i know it was to broken your heart
00:38:04but embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:08it will only delay the healing process
00:38:10you don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:13after we lost mom and dad
00:38:15because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:18i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:23that's why i'm taking everything back from butch
00:38:25and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:26you've always had an angel's heart
00:38:29i'm certain you will meet someone
00:38:31who will treat you right
00:38:32who actually deserves you
00:38:35you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:38oh yeah
00:38:44you said tricksy's crashing my wedding
00:38:46she was bullying us too salsa
00:38:49she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:38:53when hope when nobody steps on snake
00:38:56snake bites back hard
00:38:58so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:01you mean
00:39:04we broadcast
00:39:06that video of me
00:39:09yes
00:39:10her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:13she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:15and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:17against my presidential glow up
00:39:19let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:29there he is
00:39:31welcome home brother
00:39:34welcome home general
00:39:37sir
00:39:38the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie
00:39:40this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:43he served with your regiment in the marines
00:39:45you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:47well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:51so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:55fucking coward
00:39:56according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:39:58then we should join her
00:40:01men
00:40:01i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:04and her incredible power that saved my life
00:40:07so she needs our support
00:40:08will you join me in protecting her
00:40:10yes sir
00:40:10we will allow our lives to protect her
00:40:12sir
00:40:14well let's roll
00:40:30welcome everyone to my wedding
00:40:32today is a very special day for me and butch
00:40:34not only are we getting married
00:40:35but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:39allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:46congratulations on the contract once again mrs.
00:40:49wake him
00:40:49stowe butch is taking my last name
00:40:52oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:40:55you are the secretary of the entire u.s. health department
00:40:58but this is a partay after all
00:41:00i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:07the u.s. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:12it's an honor
00:41:13and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:18we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:22we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:25not so fast
00:41:27the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:51you two really are a match made in hell
00:41:53so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:41:57i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:00uh this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:07shh
00:42:08trixie what are you doing here
00:42:09this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:11i bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:13you know being this poor
00:42:17me bum a meal
00:42:18have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:23and what evidence do you have of that
00:42:25look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:27i'm a millionaire ceo
00:42:29even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:34and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:37sasa she's like so obsessed with me she will
00:42:41see everyone
00:42:42butch already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless
00:42:46and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding
00:42:49to suck up to me
00:42:50this is what poor sad girls do
00:42:53they beg for scraps
00:42:55from us the rich and glorious
00:42:57projecting much marissa
00:42:59you might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:01but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:04especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:11you giving me the contract
00:43:14you have no skills
00:43:15no education
00:43:17no connection
00:43:18so how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:20to get the u.s. fucking president
00:43:22to give me a billion dollar contract
00:43:24we both share humble beginnings marissa
00:43:26and i saw potential in you
00:43:28even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:30but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:34don't be all sore now just because i stole your man
00:43:37this is what us rich girls do
00:43:40they steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:43damn right
00:43:44you were too embarrassing for me
00:43:47sasa tramples you any day
00:43:49i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:43:52bravo
00:43:53self-admission of a gold digger
00:43:55quick somebody put that on a memoir
00:43:57sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:43:59she'll make her stop
00:44:00don't listen to her everyone
00:44:02she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:04i don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:06and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:11you may look and sound like a man
00:44:13but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:15okay enough
00:44:16you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:44:18your moral posturing
00:44:20but guess what
00:44:22morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves
00:44:25that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:44:29because i've got the material goods
00:44:31and you're just all empty talk
00:44:33i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:35because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:39see this
00:44:51oh my god
00:44:53is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:44:58the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck
00:45:00no absolutely not
00:45:02i i don't believe it
00:45:04you all sound so scared already
00:45:05don't worry
00:45:06this isn't that contract
00:45:09it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:15see everyone
00:45:16she's just trying to bluff us
00:45:18but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:20look at her following orders
00:45:21i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:24like a good little uh
00:45:25peasant slave
00:45:27that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:32you want to uh
00:45:34i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:46you must understand me
00:45:48i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:51i'm giving it to charity
00:45:59bro
00:46:00she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:01she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:04she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie
00:46:06you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away tricksy
00:46:09it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:11uh i i know what this is
00:46:14you've gotten delusional
00:46:15and you think you're cinderella
00:46:17so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:19and some prince charming will scoop you into money forever
00:46:22well that's not happening
00:46:23security
00:46:24lock the doors
00:46:25this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:31this is where your dreams will die
00:46:33bitch
00:46:36we found miss trixie lysander
00:46:38she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress
00:46:40at the wickham wedding right now
00:46:41butch tanner
00:46:43well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:46let's go
00:46:50you think a few toy guns scare me marissa
00:46:53i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:56including your head of command butch
00:46:59general lysander armstrong
00:47:01you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:03he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:07you're an unskilled
00:47:08unemployed
00:47:10ugly leech
00:47:11so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:14to heal someone like general lysander armstrong
00:47:17no one here is gonna believe you
00:47:18if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:21then sasa is the fucking virgin mary
00:47:24and she's nice
00:47:25you're just asking to be humiliated
00:47:27trixie show them butch
00:47:31oh my god
00:47:35see for yourselves everyone
00:47:37trixie's just a
00:47:38freeloading beggar
00:47:42she won't leave me and marissa alone cause
00:47:44we're rich as fuck now
00:47:47i'm a major in the marines
00:47:49sasa
00:47:49she has a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:47:52with the military
00:47:54approved by the first female president of the united states herself bitch
00:47:59how despicable
00:48:00she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:04get out of here no one wants to marry you
00:48:06no free meals for the poor
00:48:08do you see this trixie
00:48:10this is high society
00:48:12so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:14or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:17maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:20maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:25i already have everything one can dream of
00:48:28but i valued our friendship marissa
00:48:30which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:48:32to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:35but no
00:48:37you've stooped so low
00:48:38it disgusts me
00:48:40nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:48:43like a bum
00:48:44and who knows
00:48:46if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:50well then
00:48:52why don't you get on your knees for me trixie
00:48:54my brother will never take you back
00:48:56no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:00but make me happy
00:49:02and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:16how dare you hit my brother
00:49:17i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:22don't worry my dear
00:49:24after i'm done with you trixie
00:49:25not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:32security
00:49:34get down on your knees
00:49:36and give bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:39in front of everybody here
00:49:40or i'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:42the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:44i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:47any of the powerful leaders i've saved before
00:49:49could crush you
00:49:50before you even touch me
00:49:52dream on
00:49:54you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet
00:49:57but you weren't good enough for me
00:49:58you're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:00enough
00:50:02you're souring my party
00:50:03so you either get the fuck out
00:50:06or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:08on the count of three
00:50:09i think i quite like it here
00:50:11two
00:50:23this wine is so delicious
00:50:26one
00:50:27shoot
00:50:30nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:39it's
00:50:40it's
00:50:50who the hell is this
00:50:55i'm sorry that i'm late
00:50:56did they hurt you
00:50:58no
00:50:59i'm fine
00:51:00but um
00:51:01when did i become your future wife
00:51:05you saved me
00:51:07trixie
00:51:07remember
00:51:08i'm a man of my word
00:51:10they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:12really it was nothing
00:51:14i saved you because you're a good man
00:51:16not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:24i see what this is
00:51:25you're the one who cheated on me trixie
00:51:28look at you guys all lovey-dove
00:51:30don't try to pin this on her
00:51:31she waited for you for three years
00:51:33this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:51:37do you hurt you
00:51:39don't make me laugh
00:51:41she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:43no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her
00:51:47she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:51:54i see her in the marines
00:51:58i'm a major
00:51:58you know
00:51:59look man
00:52:00i know trixie is like uh
00:52:02i don't know
00:52:02like a seven
00:52:03now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:05but don't waste your manhood on a whiny
00:52:08worthless woman like that
00:52:15a real man never talks about a woman that way
00:52:19you're a coward
00:52:29we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:33you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:38you're only getting off with it because she's so kind
00:52:40so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:52:42you understand
00:52:43you wanna fuck with me you little dipshit
00:52:45i'm a fucking major
00:52:47you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:52:49i'll
00:52:50i'll destroy you
00:52:51do you really not know who this is butch
00:52:54i thought you were in the marines
00:52:56what have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is
00:53:00he was just a supply boy
00:53:04war hero
00:53:06is this all part of your plan trixie
00:53:08poor girl
00:53:10did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself
00:53:14a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:17trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:23a bum girl and a pimp
00:53:25what a pair
00:53:27seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:31i think we should try to piss him off some more don't you think
00:53:35bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:44what is all this
00:53:45trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:53:50but i know that we shared a moment
00:53:55i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:53:59it's not in my nature
00:54:01i'm like somebody else here
00:54:03listen trixie i have never met a woman like you so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:13so i know that you're the one for me
00:54:18this guy's either nuts or a really really good actor
00:54:22Oscar worthy Oscar worthy
00:54:25yeah
00:54:26first gift
00:54:32trixie i know that you just lost your home
00:54:34so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:54:38worth 500 million dollars
00:54:40previously owned by jennifer aniston
00:54:44second gift
00:54:48this contains all the rights to my entire fortune
00:54:52which is now yours
00:54:53entire fortune from a cowboy actor
00:54:56it must be that easy
00:54:57they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:55:00they've got nothing left
00:55:01why sander
00:55:02i really don't care for any of us
00:55:04look i i know
00:55:06i know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:09okay
00:55:10which is exactly why
00:55:11well my third gift
00:55:12is um
00:55:14well
00:55:17oh
00:55:30cleo
00:55:31hey
00:55:32oh my god
00:55:35you found my dog
00:55:40trixie i'm just a man
00:55:41but with you it's so much more
00:55:44trixie amore
00:55:48will you marry me
00:55:52do you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:55:58yes
00:55:58i will marry you
00:56:16go go power couple
00:56:18woo
00:56:19okay stop
00:56:20the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:25let's remind everyone how worth this trixie is
00:56:29no man in their right mind
00:56:32would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:34hey
00:56:35i don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:37but i'm making this woman my wife
00:56:39which means that she will be treated as
00:56:41and cherished as
00:56:42the most precious woman on earth
00:56:45understand
00:56:49you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:56:53this is general lysander armstrong
00:57:03as if like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like trixie
00:57:10yes the armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:14lysander armstrong would sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:19i bet my life you're all just
00:57:22vendors
00:57:23then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:25come on lysander what are we waiting for
00:57:26let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie
00:57:29what can a bunch of piss poor people do to us
00:57:31the elites
00:57:32infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:34she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:38truth is she's just a useless lazy bitchin bum
00:57:41she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:46i can dispose of them
00:57:48in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:57:50i'd handle them myself but
00:57:54i'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:57:56go ahead lysander
00:58:05yes hello this is lysander please bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:58:10oh my gosh i'm so scared
00:58:12anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:23uh hello
00:58:24yes
00:58:27what
00:58:32i'm going bankrupt
00:58:41hey hey hey
00:58:43are you sure that was the call sasa
00:58:45that that was a real call
00:58:46people don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:58:48my company's dead
00:58:50evaporated
00:58:51it's in thin air
00:58:55that's impossible
00:58:57who are you
00:58:58what did you do
00:59:00secretary cho
00:59:01you said you're the secretary of health right
00:59:03and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:07could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham
00:59:11then that means
00:59:14you're really lysander armstrong
00:59:17the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:20trixie's married
00:59:22the famed war hero
00:59:24the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:28now you believe me
00:59:29those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:33there's there's got to be some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort money from
00:59:38us
00:59:47i know why you're all over trixie because you've been in the military for so long you don't know what
00:59:52a real woman can do for you
00:59:54let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you a good time
01:00:00do you have your hands for me
01:00:01or i'll have them removed for you
01:00:03i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:13guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:18salsa was just trying to save the company
01:00:21i don't blame her at all
01:00:22your double standards are incredible
01:00:24okay you don't want me
01:00:26fine
01:00:26but there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:28i can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:31uh 18 years old
01:00:32fresh for the taking
01:00:40i did that so you wouldn't have to
01:00:42miss trixine
01:00:43thank you devon
01:00:46marissa
01:00:47not only have you backstabbed me
01:00:49your best friend
01:00:50by stealing my fiance
01:00:52but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back
01:00:56you're an insult to all good women out there
01:00:59no to all of humanity
01:01:00so now
01:01:01everything that i've ever given you to
01:01:03i'm taking it all back
01:01:07wait everyone stop
01:01:12they're imposters
01:01:17i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:21because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:24so we won't go bankrupt
01:01:26the goddess healer
01:01:27you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:31approved of mine
01:01:32biomedical products
01:01:33yes
01:01:34that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:38the goddess healer's motto is
01:01:40the right rewrites the wrong
01:01:42the left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:44that means she's rewarding me
01:01:47the president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:01:50in fact she's on her way now
01:01:54so you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't lysander armstrong
01:02:00who the fuck cares who he is
01:02:02if the president and the goddess healer approves of my products
01:02:05who cares about this washed up war hero
01:02:07we can break his legs break his arms no one would even bat an eye
01:02:11she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:15FBI
01:02:16FBI
01:02:17you're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft
01:02:23gotcha
01:02:27guess i still get the last laugh trixie
01:02:30no don't arrest her
01:02:32trixie is a good person
01:02:34please officer don't arrest her
01:02:36grandma
01:02:37mr rogers
01:02:38mrs williams
01:02:39what are you all doing here
01:02:40the neighbors heard about the breakup between you and butch
01:02:43we were worried
01:02:44so we came here to back you up
01:02:46listen officer
01:02:48i can attest that trixie amoria is a good neighbor
01:02:51she's very kind hearted
01:02:53and would never break the law
01:02:54yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:02:58trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:01she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:04my fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:07she's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:14you must be the criminal pretending to be general lysander armstrong
01:03:18my brother is not a criminal
01:03:20he's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:24without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:28and that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity
01:03:31general lysander armstrong only fell into a coma
01:03:34because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:35and we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:37so this must be an imposter
01:03:41i can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:44i promise i'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:03:51if you want to arrest me fine
01:03:53but don't fuck with my fiance
01:03:55you don't get to decide punk
01:03:56let's go
01:04:20get him
01:04:21if you can
01:04:22oh
01:04:53Oh!
01:05:13Is that enough pain? Or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written all over you, Leicester.
01:05:30Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:34Wow, your new fiancé? He's so manly. Much better than your last one.
01:05:40I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:43It's Butch's loss. Trixie has always paid so much better than Marissa.
01:05:48She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name calling now?
01:05:55I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:05:58Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:01Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:04Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:07See Trixie? You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:14We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:34Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:53You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:02What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:06I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:16Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:18Damn it!
01:07:20You forgot I had a gun too?
01:07:22That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:24Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:26We're cornered.
01:07:27I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:36They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:43Right.
01:07:44Ray rides the world.
01:07:56Holy fuck!
01:07:57Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:07Thank you Miss Trixie.
01:08:09See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:12No.
01:08:13Please.
01:08:14I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:17Sure.
01:08:19You hear that?
01:08:20She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:30Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:44But you're close.
01:08:45Bullshit.
01:08:46I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:08:51You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:08:53Then let's see you try.
01:08:55Charge!
01:09:04The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:18You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:20What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:23We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:24She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:27Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:29I will!
01:09:34Left leaves the wrong path.
01:09:43I'm fine.
01:09:45Nothing happens.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:47Oh please, I really wanna die.
01:09:50And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops!
01:09:56Just frosted again.
01:09:57Whoops!
01:09:58And again.
01:09:59Nothing's happening.
01:10:01Stop!
01:10:03Stop!
01:10:04Stop!
01:10:07Stop!
01:10:09Stop!
01:10:09Stop!
01:10:10Stop!
01:10:11No!
01:10:12No!
01:10:13Hey!
01:10:14What did you do to my brother?
01:10:16I didn't do anything.
01:10:17Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:26Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:29Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:30How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:32See, this must be an illusion!
01:10:37Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital?
01:10:42Please!
01:10:49You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:52Oh please.
01:10:53You hurt us first.
01:10:55At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:58But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:02Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:07You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:10You think anyone would wanna marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:15When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:21Don't touch my wife.
01:11:24And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:32But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:36That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:39Oh really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:44You've got nothing on me.
01:11:50Yes.
01:11:51Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess.
01:11:58Madam President.
01:11:59I require your assistance.
01:12:02Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP.
01:12:07We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:15God, I knew you were cheap.
01:12:16But I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:18I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:21You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:26Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:30Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:33You hear that, everyone?
01:12:35There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:45so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:47No.
01:12:48My granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:50Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:55Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:05First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:09and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:14Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:18I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have,
01:13:23while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:31It ain't working.
01:13:33You can't just fake the...
01:13:36Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:40It's like real magic.
01:13:42Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:47And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,
01:13:50won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:54No.
01:13:56Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:13:59You saved me.
01:14:00Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:07We'll riot against you now.
01:14:09Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:13Tear her apart!
01:14:14Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:18Tear her apart!
01:14:19Tear her apart!
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:31Tear her apart!
01:14:34Tear her apart!
01:14:36Tear her apart!
01:14:36Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:40Tear her apart!
01:14:45Tear her apart!
01:14:47No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:50Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:52This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me,
01:14:57but you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:02Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:04What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong,
01:15:10and how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding.
01:15:13The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:15:17And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:21He is the general, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:26Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:31So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:34We got the VP and the president.
01:15:36On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:42Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason.
01:15:45Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:53Hurry!
01:15:54The goddess healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:01My brother is a war hero.
01:16:02He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:08Enough!
01:16:09You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:13Not just your brother.
01:16:15Yeah.
01:16:16It's okay.
01:16:18Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:21I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:28I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:34I truly saved a good man.
01:16:41I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:16:44And what can you do about it?
01:16:46Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:49My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:58There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:03Despicable!
01:17:03What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:09Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:18Oh.
01:17:27Shoot!
01:17:28Wait, that's the President.
01:17:42Help!
01:17:42Hey, idiot!
01:17:45Oh, my gosh.
01:17:52I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:17:54That was...
01:17:55They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:58What is this?
01:18:00Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:04This is a war crime.
01:18:06These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:08You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:11I have the presidential contract.
01:18:13With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:19What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:24That is easy.
01:18:25There's no need.
01:18:27I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:45What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:48It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:52She...
01:18:53She is...
01:18:55She is a criminal.
01:18:56Don't worry, Madam President.
01:18:58We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:01Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:05What are you talking about?
01:19:06The President literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yeah!
01:19:22Yes!
01:19:22Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:41My contract, you bitch!
01:19:44And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:19:59There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much of a goody-two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:07You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:10Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:13And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:15So prepare yourself.
01:20:17Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:20What are you going to do?
01:20:22The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:28You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:38I'll...
01:20:39I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:53Why?
01:20:53Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar contract.
01:20:58You wish, you idiot!
01:21:02I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:08I don't understand.
01:21:09I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:15And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only.
01:21:29And it's...
01:21:30Her.
01:21:43What?!
01:21:47Welcome, goddess.
01:21:55Uh, we, uh...
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:02How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:12To help those in need.
01:22:14And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means the billion-dollar contract,
01:22:21it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:23She took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was our golden ticket.
01:22:28You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:31But after everything you've done,
01:22:33I'm officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:35No, please, I swear to you.
01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:38Sit down.
01:22:41It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:43Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person.
01:22:46And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:50She's going to be my wife.
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:22:54on this planet.
01:23:00I love you.
01:23:14All her goals.
01:23:15All her clothes.
01:23:17All that could have been mine.
01:23:19This is all your fault.
01:23:21You seduced me!
01:23:25You were the one that came onto me, you hymbo.
01:23:28Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:32I want to be rich again.
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:35I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:37You've had your chance to apologize,
01:23:39but it's too late now.
01:23:41All I see is your greed
01:23:43and how much you'd hurt others
01:23:44just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:47And she shall.
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:23:52arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:55It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault!
01:23:59I was only with you for your money.
01:24:01You were rich.
01:24:03I'll see myself now.
01:24:06Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness,
01:24:13just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:17That is why I saved you.
01:24:19With these healing hands,
01:24:21I will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:24one good deed at a time.
01:24:25Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:33Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:40Do you take each other
01:24:43to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:45I do.
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47You may kiss the bride.
01:24:53I'll see you next time.
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